WEBVTT - Popup world tour extravaganza & marriage counseling

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<v Speaker 1>Cameras rolling.

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<v Speaker 2>We're about to make miss a movie Magic, the movie Magic.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is.

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<v Speaker 1>Enya Humansor, and my name is Drew Phillips. You know

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<v Speaker 1>why I was named Drew Phillips. Why because my dad

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<v Speaker 1>was like when he walks up to the plate when

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<v Speaker 1>he's batting in the MLB, it's Drew. Just sounds so

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<v Speaker 1>much better than like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like ah, like what they'd be like, why why

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<v Speaker 2>are they saying? Why okay, welcome number SANDAG. We're here,

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<v Speaker 2>We're here, We're here in our house. Nothing, nothing weird

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<v Speaker 2>is happening.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no strings hanging down over there that apparently I hate.

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<v Speaker 2>The last episode, somebody commented I love them, but these

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<v Speaker 2>damn strings, and it was like this cute little light

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<v Speaker 2>I have that has a bow on it, but only

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<v Speaker 2>the strings weren't frame. Sorry, sorry, we're not We don't

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<v Speaker 2>have set designers, and it's just like run by us

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like doing all this like labor.

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<v Speaker 1>Grass by something. It's all grassroots.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're from the ground up, Like we're just like

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<v Speaker 2>really committed to making like something that I make people happy.

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<v Speaker 2>And apparently that's not good enough. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kill myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Period. Do well, let's take out these iPhone notes and

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<v Speaker 1>take a look at what I've have written down.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's if I was eating a banana that one

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<v Speaker 2>episode that someone got pissed at me, Oh it is bread.

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<v Speaker 1>Bread. You were macing on some fucking bread. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so.

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<v Speaker 2>Hungover that I felt like if I didn't get anything

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<v Speaker 2>in my body, I was gonna like keel over.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That there's a trend there. It seems like you're

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<v Speaker 1>hungover every single episode in some capacity.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hungover. I'm fucked up. I didn't see by I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so high. I'm not gonna tell.

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<v Speaker 4>You what I got high on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. Do you know World of Shirts? I know

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<v Speaker 1>you know World of Shirts? Josh. Someone made a TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>account because Josh was like, oh, I'm gonna like slow

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<v Speaker 1>it down, like thank you for calling me out, like

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<v Speaker 1>I am going a little too hard with alcohol, respect

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<v Speaker 1>because he is, and it's like diabolical. But he immediately

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<v Speaker 1>fell back into it because that it's just not you

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<v Speaker 1>can't just quit alcohol like that. And someone made a

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok account going through every single one of his tiktoks

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<v Speaker 1>that he posts and getting a timestamp and like recording

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<v Speaker 1>in records, like the amount of alcohol he's drinking, so

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<v Speaker 1>like from like starting at like eleven am, he'll have

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<v Speaker 1>like a tall boy of like Mike's hard lemonade, and

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<v Speaker 1>then at like four am, yeah, and then at like

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<v Speaker 1>two pm he'll have a beer, and then at five

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<v Speaker 1>pm he'll have like another MIC's hard lemonade. And they

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<v Speaker 1>taking notes, yeah, like and share take notes, can share.

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<v Speaker 2>About literally like the worst thing that ever happened to people.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah yeah, but so that account is pretty interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm also like, y'all are preying upon somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you pocket watching my boy? Yeah, y'all are pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>While alcohol watching him. Bro, like leave him the fuck alone.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, they also like we're telling up how much

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<v Speaker 1>he spends on alcohol a day. But I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all need to stop lool corying this boy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like literally a person.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's so bizarre.

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<v Speaker 2>So, guys, you might find that the people you are

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<v Speaker 2>making fun of our people.

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<v Speaker 1>You might find that exactly exactly what they might be real.

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<v Speaker 1>They could be real.

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<v Speaker 2>They could be real people with real feelings behind that

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<v Speaker 2>behind that iPhone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I came up with an app idea and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of a lot of people. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people would be scared.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people will be using it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a lot of people will be using it. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's I think it's genuinely a billion dollar idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>I just say stuff and I don't to get it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just had this good idea about writing a book. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not real.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a good idea, dude, that is so one

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<v Speaker 1>of the funniest.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Drew, and I a Greek Kai. I

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<v Speaker 3>leave my hand on his lower back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I hugged him and then I put

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<v Speaker 1>my hand.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why we need hr because you are attacking him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You're accusing me of things I never date.

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<v Speaker 2>He would never do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't see you guys for like three weeks, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I see Drew and then he hugs me and

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<v Speaker 3>squeezes my love handles and goes I needed this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he was.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy because if I show love to the people

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<v Speaker 1>around me, I'm deemed evil. But if I don't, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>deemed evil.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's no winning, Like if you didn't touch Carl

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<v Speaker 2>like that, he'd be like I miss your touch and

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<v Speaker 2>warm and tunder touch.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like what do you really exactly? But anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>the app idea, So I was just sitting there thinking

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, damn, there needs to be an

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<v Speaker 1>app for this, but not for me, but for other

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<v Speaker 1>people obviously. But I'm thinking what needs to happen is

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<v Speaker 1>there needs to be an app that, like okay, tracks

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<v Speaker 1>you in like the location you are at all moments

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<v Speaker 1>of the day, and like all the other users, it's

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<v Speaker 1>almost like a social app. It tracks all the other

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<v Speaker 1>users in their locations. And what we could do is

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<v Speaker 1>hyper specify that app for gay people, so gay people

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<v Speaker 1>can meet each other and like hang out and go

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<v Speaker 1>on dates and like love each other and do things

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<v Speaker 1>like that and not do us Like.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it called.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about calling it like diner or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>like you go eat at a diner.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you could call it like finder, like finding a friend,

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<v Speaker 2>like you could call it friender.

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<v Speaker 3>You call it back shots too.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I just said it's not for sex, bro Oh

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<v Speaker 1>sorry I just said that. And then there's another app

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<v Speaker 1>idea that I can go into about like posting pictures online.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry sc thecket in the window and it's like so violent.

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<v Speaker 1>But we could also like make an app where like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a social app. Like I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>this is a thing yet, but like you can post

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<v Speaker 1>like pictures of yourself online and you have like a

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<v Speaker 1>profile where people can follow you, and you follow people,

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<v Speaker 1>and there might even be like a discovery page and

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<v Speaker 1>like a place where you can message people privately and

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<v Speaker 1>then there's comments and likes and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But wait that like we have it's that's Instagram, that one.

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<v Speaker 2>That one we have, the other one, the other one.

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<v Speaker 2>I was on board with you because we don't have that,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was thinking the other one. We could do

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<v Speaker 2>it for straight people because gay people get everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Now. Yeahs oh, missionary, we'll call that one.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll call that one missionary. Gay people will kind of

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<v Speaker 2>we'll call it finding.

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<v Speaker 1>I make a spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, I'll pluck those. I'll tweet for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh did you do it to like contour your journey?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, to make make my ki my kabela. Why have

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<v Speaker 1>we never talked about talked about that? Kai Bela, Kai Bello,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa Yeah, and it's like, kaybela, that's the vibe. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just something I've been thinking about that's really interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like fucking tired of this set. I fucking hate

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<v Speaker 2>the set. M I hate sitting.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what are we gonna do about it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna move? Should we just fucking move? Like

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<v Speaker 2>this ship's fucking boring? We should just moved to the

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<v Speaker 2>living room or something like.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like that might be hard, but sure, no, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>like watch.

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<v Speaker 2>It, like literally, like Kai can cut it, Like it'll

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<v Speaker 2>take like three se seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, It's take like three seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was just like sitting in that chair. It

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty easy, honestly, Like you'd be shocked what women

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<v Speaker 2>can do when they put their mind to it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we let Kai sit in camera. So if you start

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<v Speaker 2>to feel uneasy and you're like there's a presence in

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<v Speaker 2>the room, I don't know, Ky, just if you can

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<v Speaker 2>just like swivel so your whole back is turned to

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<v Speaker 2>the camera, just like, Yeah, I don't want you to

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<v Speaker 2>be like, we have other chairs in the room too,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Have to be like let him sit there.

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<v Speaker 2>Looks like, straight up, I've ever seen any humans sit

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<v Speaker 2>on a chair?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you sit cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, love yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to man, spread, take up your space.

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<v Speaker 1>You deserve this space just as much as everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, we want to see an aura dominating from your dominating.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell is? I don't know how Toulating.

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<v Speaker 2>Is not the best chair. When I was building it,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this doesn't feel like the most ergonomic terra.

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't have to, you know, I had it

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<v Speaker 2>was crunch time.

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<v Speaker 3>In this chair. It really does feel like I'm giving

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<v Speaker 3>you like couple's therapy, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Let's try it out. Let's try it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, how is this last week? Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm horrible. She's a bitch. I hope she burns and

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<v Speaker 1>how I hate her?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude? Okay, cool? How do you feel about what you

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<v Speaker 3>just I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm shocked and I'm taking a back because I thought

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<v Speaker 2>we had an amazing week. We made love every single

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<v Speaker 2>night and it was difficult to keep going. He had

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<v Speaker 2>many moments where he couldn't keep it up. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>oh there's pills for that now.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've been going to my church group. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>going to my church group. A bunch on the grinder app.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, no one find her.

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<v Speaker 1>Find her app Wait, the craziest thing. No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even get it in.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you guys talked about just as your therapist. Have

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<v Speaker 3>you guys talked about the fact that Drew's gay and

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<v Speaker 3>maybe that is what is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we pay you to fucking sit here and make

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<v Speaker 2>shit up?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Can they come back please?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what I we could.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep going to beat up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'm just I'm trying to help you this.

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<v Speaker 3>This is like an existential problem in your relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>No, honestly, now he's still going. He's still going. The

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<v Speaker 2>h the although I wanted us to cut and I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted you to come back and like vote back.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy. Okay, So to get back into it in the

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<v Speaker 1>last episode, Okay, to.

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<v Speaker 2>Get back to it, Okay, perfect transition.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I fucking live? Can I fucking live and breathe?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm allowed to Okay, Um, right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So in the New York episode, I posted a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of my screen time, and in that screen shot, at

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<v Speaker 1>the very bottom of it, I didn't crop it.

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<v Speaker 2>Correctly and wait, what was Actually it's not even.

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<v Speaker 1>That fucking big of a deal because it's it's the

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<v Speaker 1>Grinder app and it's fucking for churches, and y'all should

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<v Speaker 1>be praising me and thanking me that I was on

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<v Speaker 1>the Grinder appt for thirteen hours, twelve hours whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you were dedicating a lot of time to God.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because you had a hard week. You needed some relief,

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<v Speaker 2>some stress, some pleasures, and you find pleasure in God.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do shit anymore, bro, you can't live your life.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm attacked every day for being a Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it's hard, Like we're just living in

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<v Speaker 2>a day and age where it's it's more normal to

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<v Speaker 2>follow your zodiac sign, not God. It's like, what are

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<v Speaker 2>we even what? We're headed towards dark times? And my

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<v Speaker 2>friend can't even use the app that finds him peace

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<v Speaker 2>and love and fills him with so much joy.

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<v Speaker 1>Fills me, like, fills me deeply with.

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<v Speaker 3>Joy, getting stuffed with joy?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, should we talk.

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<v Speaker 2>About how Drew locked me out of the house. Drew,

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<v Speaker 2>Actually we had a bad week because he fucking locked

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<v Speaker 2>me out of the house because he fucking hates me.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I was over I wait, No, we need to

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<v Speaker 1>preface this because this space in general has been like

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<v Speaker 1>very stressful for us, and I was falling asleep very early.

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<v Speaker 1>But now take it away.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So if you haven't noticed, we're in the pop

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<v Speaker 2>up space. By the time this episode comes out, we're

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<v Speaker 2>heading into the last weekend of it being around sof

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<v Speaker 2>and you're in LA you should, oh my god, you

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<v Speaker 2>should pass by. Hopefully by then there will be throw

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<v Speaker 2>up and pissed all over the floor from the fantasic.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you little fucking rodent steal something, we have

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<v Speaker 1>armed guards that will shoot you, motherfucker. So I don't

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<v Speaker 1>touch shit. I see all your little snarky comments.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, guys, now that I'm on camera, I

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<v Speaker 3>am on my phone, but I'm taking notes like I'm working.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not like I'm not like on Instagram or like playing.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna see he's on Friender too. That appen is

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<v Speaker 2>spreading really quick.

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<v Speaker 1>The truth is spreading really quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, We've been here every day, like we've been planning

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<v Speaker 2>this for a really long time. But then like once

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<v Speaker 2>I had to go into motion. I don't think we

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<v Speaker 2>took into account the stress that it was of like

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<v Speaker 2>setting up a space, moving everything. We are freaks and

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<v Speaker 2>we have control issues. So we were like, we need

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<v Speaker 2>to do everything on our own because we're freaks and

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<v Speaker 2>we need help, and we should maybe take medication so

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<v Speaker 2>that our life is easier. But that's neither here nor there.

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<v Speaker 2>And we've been going home and knocking the fuck out

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<v Speaker 2>and going to sleep super early. And yesterday I had

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<v Speaker 2>committed to going and meeting up with somebody for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time. I was like, I need to just do it,

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<v Speaker 2>because I need to make it so that I can

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<v Speaker 2>hang out with this person in like normal casual settings

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<v Speaker 2>and it doesn't have to be like the big scary

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<v Speaker 2>thing that adults do where it's like, yeah, let's get

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<v Speaker 2>dinner and like meet for the first time. Yeah No,

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<v Speaker 2>never that, never that.

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<v Speaker 1>Meet Amy ad t give me your meat, sit with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I am I did nothing wrong. Oh I feel

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<v Speaker 1>good of myself.

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<v Speaker 2>But my dinner with this person ended really early, like

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<v Speaker 2>earlier than I thought. Thank god it ended earlier, because

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<v Speaker 2>you would have actually been fully comotosed by the time

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<v Speaker 2>I got home. On the way home, I realized I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have my keys because we had to go drop

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<v Speaker 2>off a car. But Drew just had my fucking car.

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<v Speaker 2>He had my car in my car keys because he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't let me have my own car on Fridays because

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<v Speaker 2>he knows that I'll go on the streets and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>get my shit right through, and he doesn't trust me anymore,

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<v Speaker 2>so he hides my keys. So I have to sneak

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<v Speaker 2>out my window and take an uber. But getting back

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<v Speaker 2>inside is the worst part, and it's really difficult. How

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<v Speaker 2>was this my fault taking my fucking key.

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<v Speaker 1>You've proven time in time again that you can't handle

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<v Speaker 1>having your car on the weekend, and this is what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I didn't even do anything. I met up with

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<v Speaker 2>one person one okay, five, there was five involved.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was on video and she's lying again and.

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<v Speaker 2>We're posting on ig Stories two days, so make sure

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<v Speaker 2>you go in and interact, ask questions about anyways. I

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<v Speaker 2>fucking started heading home at ten fifteen and I called Drew.

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<v Speaker 2>His ship went straight to voicemail because this motherfucker apparently

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't pay his fucking box bill. Actually it's because he

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<v Speaker 2>uses his goddamn iPhone all day and then if he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't put on the charger, it's not gonna be useful.

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<v Speaker 2>And I headed home. I think I called Drew forty times. Wow, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>don't touch Tuna Box on camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, off, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 2>That's her name. Everybody was always like, what's her name? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well no, that's her Tuna Box. She doesn't have a

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<v Speaker 2>name yet, but not box.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you talking about Gilbert?

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<v Speaker 1>Godfreed, this is Gilbert.

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<v Speaker 2>This is his gunk?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Does it have a penis on that one?

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<v Speaker 2>Want to know?

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<v Speaker 3>Can?

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be very frank when you take a look.

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<v Speaker 1>It is really two size.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch your finger bites, watch your fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it literally does it has a mouth?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sick. I will look at that later on the camera.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like five Nights at Freddy's, except the private parts

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<v Speaker 6>of these dolls eat the people. Oh okay, that makes sense, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>sense because we believe in punishment for pleasure totally. We're

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<v Speaker 6>very Catholic over here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, I mean Drew's building an app for people

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<v Speaker 3>to go to churches.

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<v Speaker 2>You should actually make it, and like it could just

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<v Speaker 2>be like a really low runner app, but it should

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<v Speaker 2>be churcher. You would get in so much trouble. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>I called Drew forty five fucking times, probably, like that's

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<v Speaker 2>my assumption.

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<v Speaker 5>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>I called him so many times.

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<v Speaker 1>He went through.

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<v Speaker 2>None of them went through on his phone, So my

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<v Speaker 2>phone just makes it look like a crazy person. I

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<v Speaker 2>literally felt like someone's crazy ax waiting outside after going

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<v Speaker 2>out for a drink and being like, let me.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>This video is literally mean to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>But she called me seventy five times, but like.

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<v Speaker 2>You.

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<v Speaker 1>Please let me have sex one more time.

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<v Speaker 2>That was me to Drew last night, trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>into our own house.

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<v Speaker 1>But like in the most unlucky way, my phone. I

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<v Speaker 1>never let my phone die for some reason, and my

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<v Speaker 1>phone died last night right before I went to bed,

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<v Speaker 1>so I put it on the charger. And iPhones, if

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<v Speaker 1>you put them on the charger dead, they don't automatically

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<v Speaker 1>turn back on. So my phone was just off. And

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<v Speaker 1>so you called me one hundred and fifty times.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally called you twenty five times.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, any crazy crazy girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I called him from ten to fifteen to ten forty five,

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<v Speaker 2>And I think, what woke you up? Like this didn't

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<v Speaker 2>wake you up? But I got a video of it,

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<v Speaker 2>and like we're gonna try and crop this so that

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<v Speaker 2>people don't see the front door so they don't kill

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<v Speaker 2>us and murder us. That's an awesome picture of me

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<v Speaker 2>sitting at the front door because I was so cold,

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<v Speaker 2>and I also had to eat in and I was

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking hungry. I was cold, I was hungry. I

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<v Speaker 2>was scared that I was gonna get killed because the

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<v Speaker 2>murderers come out at night to play and kill me.

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<v Speaker 2>The can I think what woke you up subconsciously was

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<v Speaker 2>I had a huge brain moment and I connected to

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<v Speaker 2>my home pod and the TV, and I blasted ice

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<v Speaker 2>Spice for like twenty five minutes. Not twenty five minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>but I blasted it for like ten minutes on and off,

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<v Speaker 2>and I kept starting it over and over again because

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this has to wake them up. But

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<v Speaker 2>he says, that's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Even what I really I really like. What happened is

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<v Speaker 1>I got home and like I even in my head,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck, I need to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>gym because we're the hot water at our house is

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<v Speaker 1>being shitty right now. It's only hot for three seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>so I need to shower. Yeah, And so I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go to the gym, and like it's it's our

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<v Speaker 1>home fault. But ironically, we pay our bill for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time in two years, and we don't have hot water,

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<v Speaker 1>Like their shower.

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<v Speaker 2>Is broken, but we've been too busy to get it fixed.

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<v Speaker 2>So every day I subject myself to a cold shower

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<v Speaker 2>before bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's hell. And then now it's like sixty three

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<v Speaker 1>degrees in our house when we wake up. So I

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<v Speaker 1>had to take a cold shower this morning, and like

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to God, my nip like almost like fell

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<v Speaker 1>off my fucking body. Like they were so hard they

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<v Speaker 1>could have ripped through, Like sure, but what happened is

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<v Speaker 1>I just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, he had something to say about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just like like how hard were they? Like

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<v Speaker 3>how hard did they get at their hardest? Like how

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<v Speaker 3>hard did they get?

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond? Diamond?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you guys experienced any like dopamine boosts?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, well, Joe Rogan says that like your dopamine, just

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<v Speaker 3>like skyrockets.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never been so much closer to death. I

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<v Speaker 2>literally closed my eyes and my dreams. I'm battered and bruised.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I'm so confused by this conversation right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh because of cold showers. They say showers like lift

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<v Speaker 2>your spirits.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, literally, like when I get out of the shower,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually for like five seconds contemplate killing myself because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so cold, Like I'm just like, oh, it'd be

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<v Speaker 1>easier to be dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally gets down to like sixty two degrees. We just

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<v Speaker 2>started running the heat finally. But we woke up one

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<v Speaker 2>morning and it was sixty two degrees in the house

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<v Speaker 2>and we were like, this is no way to live.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we must turn on the heat. This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it had like the cool like hot air

0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:13.800
<v Speaker 1>smell that kind of like fills up like yeah, when

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<v Speaker 1>it burns all the dust, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like it's like, oh, it's finally trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get cozy again.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, have you ever been comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, look how comfortable I am Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>You were saying, what woke you your nighttime planned for?

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<v Speaker 2>I fully me out of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>I fully entered rim sleep. And I was only asleep

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<v Speaker 1>for like max an hour, Max an hour. That's my

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<v Speaker 1>drag name, and I just can't win. No. I was

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<v Speaker 1>asleep for like maybe an hour total. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>what woke me up was one being like, hella fucking

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<v Speaker 1>cold too, my TV show was really fucking loud, And three,

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<v Speaker 1>right before I went to bed, I like ordered uh

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<v Speaker 1>burger King because I wanted the orange burger.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the most jarring part is getting there and

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<v Speaker 2>standing outside realizing not only am I locked out, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hovering over the stinkiest bag of food.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, it was the orange burger from

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<v Speaker 1>Burger King? Can you actually blame me? I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>they had one.

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<v Speaker 2>I was texting Sabrina. I was like, bro, I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>fucking locked out, and like, this is the worst day.

0:21:24.760 --> 0:21:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like so tired, I'm so stressed out. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to wake up early. This is a nightmare. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I just feel like I'm like going

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<v Speaker 2>through it. And I was like, but I'm not alone

0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:35.879
<v Speaker 2>because Drew ordered Burger King, so that motherfucker isn't a

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<v Speaker 2>bad place like Postmates earlier, early enough in the day

0:21:40.560 --> 0:21:42.040
<v Speaker 2>that your options are endless.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like nine, yeah, but you have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Look up Burger King because Burger King isn't like you

0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:48.800
<v Speaker 2>don't open Postmates and Burger King's at the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I just wanted the orange fucking burger and the

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<v Speaker 1>chicken fry.

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<v Speaker 3>What is is it orange flavored or orange color?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's orange color with black sesame seeds all over

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<v Speaker 1>the top. And it's supposed to be like spook Halloween

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<v Speaker 1>and it's Ghost Pepper and Halopino. Anyways, I think subconsciously

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas time.

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<v Speaker 2>When we were at the concert, I keep petting it off.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry. This is the last time. But when

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<v Speaker 2>we were at the the fake concert and me and

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<v Speaker 2>Josie were getting a drink, I did my fake laugh

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<v Speaker 2>and I finally got a real reaction out of something.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like Josie and he goes oh. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what is there something wrong with my laugh? And he

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<v Speaker 2>was like no, It's like it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost like an arm.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, that's a rude thing to say

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<v Speaker 2>about someone's laugh and he was like, no, come, I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, I'm just now we're gonna laugh again.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he just was like laughing and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, sound's wrong with you? Yeah. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>really joying moment. And also at the fair Webster concert,

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<v Speaker 1>I was mo, washing will insert the video here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Wonderful moment.

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<v Speaker 2>So you decided you hate yourself so much you were

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get the Spooky Burger on November fifteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I wanted a month after their expired.

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<v Speaker 1>It has like jalapinos on it, all that shit ordered

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<v Speaker 1>at five point thirty. It said it was going to

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<v Speaker 1>get there at like nine ten. Actually we can check

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<v Speaker 1>what time it got there. But I think said consciously

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of my brain, I was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to eat dinner, and this is like my dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>so I need to eat it. Sat outside for like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour. I still ate it. But for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>I took one bite of that fucking burger and then

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<v Speaker 1>just like vomited for like five minutes. And Enya wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>home at this point. She had gone back out to

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<v Speaker 1>do whatever the fuck cheat on me or some shit

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know what the hell do.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get my look.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like throwing up, and I texted him.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, dude, I'm like so sick, like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if I'm going to be able to go tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Woke up fine. After I threw up, I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>literally the best I've ever felt in my life. Ate

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<v Speaker 1>the entire burger king meal, and then I ate an

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<v Speaker 1>entire salad or not like half of a salad, and

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<v Speaker 1>then a little cup of mac and cheese. So I

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<v Speaker 1>two dinners last night. Oh my god, luck at you

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<v Speaker 1>at like eleven minute.

0:24:24.520 --> 0:24:28.000
<v Speaker 2>It was because your stomach. You were on that app

0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:30.199
<v Speaker 2>that you shouldn't be using anymore, and you threw up

0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:33.040
<v Speaker 2>the gay demons. So that's why you felt so good

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<v Speaker 2>after because you were back to being my man, my

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<v Speaker 2>straight man, my man. Yeah, Drew fucking locked me out,

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<v Speaker 2>and I literally I was like, this is pushing me.

0:24:45.040 --> 0:24:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Like that's what dogs pushed me to the edge.

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<v Speaker 3>The friends I did, they'll like be really sick and

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<v Speaker 3>they'll throw up and they'll like eat them. You completely fine,

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<v Speaker 3>then eat the vomit. And then that's what.

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<v Speaker 2>You're did because burger king close and he really wanted

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<v Speaker 2>that fucking burger.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I love a right, right, I have a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of notes.

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<v Speaker 3>Do before you go into the nuts? Do I look

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<v Speaker 3>cool right now?

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<v Speaker 1>You look at big in camera?

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<v Speaker 2>You look probably like scared really somehow. No, you look good, Bro, You're.

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<v Speaker 3>Killing because I'm kind of trying to have like one

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<v Speaker 3>arm back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like your legs are dates.

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<v Speaker 2>How do I like, do you get like extremely.

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<v Speaker 3>Conscious of your like like that's just standing.

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<v Speaker 2>So you'll be the killer at your dates?

0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:41.239
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm being present when like that like being up

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<v Speaker 3>in their grill and ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Really present in your own body so you can't even

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<v Speaker 2>hear what this.

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<v Speaker 1>Person is say.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my freaking guy, you're so beautiful, Like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My freaking god, I would love to make you smile

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<v Speaker 2>all night long.

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<v Speaker 3>Because that's smileing crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously, like holy okay, but you would look better without makeup, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, Like literally, what the hell gonna you?

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<v Speaker 1>Bat? You?

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<v Speaker 2>Holy crap, you look amazing tonight.

0:26:06.040 --> 0:26:08.080
<v Speaker 3>I need to sit down. I am sitting down already.

0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:09.399
<v Speaker 2>I got to call the waiter over here to get

0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:12.040
<v Speaker 2>a picture of us together. I need to remember this

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<v Speaker 2>night for the rest of my life. I gotta show

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<v Speaker 2>this to our kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Kai's an insult, No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He's an in cel if your name was Sell because

0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:24.920
<v Speaker 2>he's all up in you. Yay.

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<v Speaker 1>Kay's got like unspoken quiet okay.

0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Actually speaking of this, relationships are so fucking funny because

0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:39.760
<v Speaker 2>some of y'all look so goofy standing next to each other.

0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Like sometimes I just look at couples, I'm like, look

0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:45.159
<v Speaker 2>at you, Ah, So that's not this bit.

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<v Speaker 3>You look goofy because your husband's gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell him, tell him you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not yay, I'm not okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, I've believe that.

0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:06.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gay. I'm not okay, I am not okay.

0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh woka, Oh that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a nasty man.

0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:16.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm a nasty woman.

0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:17.439
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I saw a picture with the.

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:19.800
<v Speaker 1>President who looks like he bathes in cheeto.

0:27:22.800 --> 0:27:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Wait, Obama's not my president. Fuck oh, but I would

0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:32.159
<v Speaker 2>vote for him. Like, is that girl from Canada she

0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:33.720
<v Speaker 2>like made a rap about Obama?

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<v Speaker 1>You're flopping right now. I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I stumbled upon pimple chicken and cump chicken all

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<v Speaker 2>in one night. If anybody wants to see what that

0:27:44.160 --> 0:27:44.720
<v Speaker 2>looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you even saying?

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<v Speaker 3>Chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me that's not pimple chicken. Okay. So it looks good, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like delicious, And it's like, okay, like, what's

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<v Speaker 2>he gonna do the butter? Listen to the way he

0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:06.120
<v Speaker 2>says butter, but because.

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Using this ingredient butter.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Chicken, oh like popped pimple chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>It's and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, actually I was like, what the hell are you saying?

0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 1>You're exaggerating, but no, like you're literally it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite literally chicken and colored chicken.

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<v Speaker 7>Because I'm going to be using this ingredient butter, and

0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 7>to run this experiment, it's pretty simple. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 7>be injecting as much butter as I possibly can inside

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<v Speaker 7>of this chicken breast. The more the batter, to be specific,

0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:47.520
<v Speaker 7>a whole pound of butter, not being cheap, the more

0:28:47.560 --> 0:28:50.000
<v Speaker 7>wholes the batter I kept poking too. There was no

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<v Speaker 7>way I can add more. I'm determined to make this

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:53.800
<v Speaker 7>chicken breast exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the second one. I went the second one

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. Okay. Something I've been seeing a bunch of

0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:08.880
<v Speaker 1>is like these like videos that like are obviously fake,

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<v Speaker 1>like the most fake shit ever. It's almost like they're

0:29:12.240 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 1>they're recorded on sets, they're paid videos, like they pay

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 1>these people to make them, and they're like of like

0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 1>situations like surprising his wife coming home from the military

0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 1>early or something, and like things like that, and like

0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 1>or like teacher yells at student and like they scream

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:32.720
<v Speaker 1>at each other, and like the teacher or the student

0:29:32.760 --> 0:29:35.320
<v Speaker 1>takes up for themselves and like it's just ship like

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:40.080
<v Speaker 1>that and sorry, what was I think?

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<v Speaker 3>The same true, your hand is.

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Like where the fuck?

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:47.480
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like, I can't do shit.

0:29:48.080 --> 0:29:50.040
<v Speaker 1>I can't put my hand anywhere I want to put it.

0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Think all because tuna box perches.

0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:56.040
<v Speaker 3>I instinctually just went back to the pussy part of

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:56.560
<v Speaker 3>the doll.

0:29:58.120 --> 0:30:00.080
<v Speaker 1>They put the pussy part of the burden KFC. I

0:30:00.160 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 1>swear to fucking god, they put the pussy part of

0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 1>the bird in KFC and Chick fil of gay like

0:30:04.920 --> 0:30:08.640
<v Speaker 1>they did they did something different without chicken. It's chick

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:08.920
<v Speaker 1>fil a.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay. I was like, heard you say something else?

0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:12.320
<v Speaker 3>He still has his hand there.

0:30:12.400 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he's cold. You can't just let him get a

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:15.600
<v Speaker 2>little fucking warm down.

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:19.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I thought you'd be on my side.

0:30:19.520 --> 0:30:24.120
<v Speaker 2>That Like, he looked so scared.

0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:27.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what else? I'm filled with terror?

0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:31.000
<v Speaker 1>What was I saying? Oh? The fake videos. So there's

0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:33.640
<v Speaker 1>like a hell of fake videos online and then they

0:30:33.640 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 1>have like millions of likes, like not views, likes, tens

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:40.240
<v Speaker 1>of millions of views, millions of likes, and then you

0:30:40.320 --> 0:30:44.520
<v Speaker 1>go into the comments and every single comment believes it

0:30:44.600 --> 0:30:50.360
<v Speaker 1>and has like fifty thousand, sixty thou seventy thousand something. Yeah, literally,

0:30:50.440 --> 0:30:53.040
<v Speaker 1>like shut the hell up challenge, but every comment like

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:57.080
<v Speaker 1>believes it, and I'm just like, damn dude, Like misinformation

0:30:57.360 --> 0:31:00.760
<v Speaker 1>like really is like going to be the fall of

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 1>the American Empire. Like this is crazy that, Like it's

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 1>not even like going to.

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:07.640
<v Speaker 2>See American Empire since.

0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 1>We don't tea. It's literally the tea of the situation

0:31:11.320 --> 0:31:14.920
<v Speaker 1>in all of that. But yeah, it's like.

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 3>The accidents busted.

0:31:17.240 --> 0:31:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah they're beat as fuck.

0:31:18.480 --> 0:31:21.560
<v Speaker 3>Like it'll be like, oh my god.

0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:23.040
<v Speaker 2>But then you you think about that and then like

0:31:23.080 --> 0:31:25.440
<v Speaker 2>these are people who can't even communicate to their friends

0:31:25.440 --> 0:31:27.640
<v Speaker 2>and be like, hey, what you did hurt me? So

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:29.920
<v Speaker 2>it kind of makes sense that like they see that,

0:31:30.000 --> 0:31:32.720
<v Speaker 2>they're like, dude, I've never seen somebody had to cut.

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Off another fake bitch. Like that's their vibe is like

0:31:36.520 --> 0:31:38.080
<v Speaker 1>they're like, I have to cut this bitch off.

0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:40.520
<v Speaker 2>No speaking dan bitches who lie?

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like she cheated on her partner with my boyfriend,

0:31:45.920 --> 0:31:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Like fake bitches.

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 2>I think that's like kind of a valid one though, Like.

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:53.960
<v Speaker 1>You're one of them. You're one of them.

0:31:54.600 --> 0:31:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Me having sexual relationships with your mother has nothing to

0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 2>do with me cheating on you. You told me I was

0:32:01.200 --> 0:32:03.720
<v Speaker 2>allowed to do that because I'm keeping it in the bloodline,

0:32:03.760 --> 0:32:05.360
<v Speaker 2>and as long as it's your mom or your sister,

0:32:05.560 --> 0:32:07.200
<v Speaker 2>I can do it. That's what you said. And you

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:09.280
<v Speaker 2>said especially if it's your sister, because it's just like you.

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 2>But a girl help.

0:32:10.400 --> 0:32:15.720
<v Speaker 3>Your guys' relationship is beyond toxic. I've never My other

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 3>clients are Will Smith and Jada Pinkins.

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:21.239
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, because we're brutiful like they they

0:32:21.280 --> 0:32:23.760
<v Speaker 2>called they called themselves like I think brutiful, like it's

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:24.880
<v Speaker 2>brutal and beautiful.

0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Rue Paul, the Pa brothers.

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Where did that come from?

0:32:34.360 --> 0:32:38.440
<v Speaker 1>You just said Rupel and I thought of Rupel's stilt skin,

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Rumpel stilt skin, Rue Paul's drag race. Just it came

0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:46.200
<v Speaker 1>to me. But that's someone made a picture of that

0:32:46.320 --> 0:32:48.960
<v Speaker 1>and it just been in a fucking psyche for some reason.

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, I can't say. I'm bitches who drive the speed limit.

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh laterally it pisses me off.

0:32:53.400 --> 0:32:54.560
<v Speaker 1>It should be illegal to drive this.

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 2>We really know it needs to be illegal to drive

0:32:56.840 --> 0:32:58.240
<v Speaker 2>the speed limit. If you were on the highway and

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:01.760
<v Speaker 2>you were actually doing fifty five, I'm gonna start throwing

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 2>rocks at your back.

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:06.240
<v Speaker 3>Around shield limit. In fact, I'll go fifty four. I

0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:08.160
<v Speaker 3>can just in case I get a little tired and

0:33:08.200 --> 0:33:11.440
<v Speaker 3>I accidentally, you know, accelerate.

0:33:12.400 --> 0:33:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Well, shouldn't be driving tired anyway. So actually, you're a

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking menace to society.

0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Tired.

0:33:19.160 --> 0:33:21.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't get tired. I stay up.

0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 1>Never that.

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:25.200
<v Speaker 2>No, you'll never catch us tired. Ohe me and this girl,

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:26.040
<v Speaker 2>we don't get tired.

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<v Speaker 1>Never ate it.

0:33:27.760 --> 0:33:32.720
<v Speaker 2>Drew up here, has any morsel of food, he will

0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:36.160
<v Speaker 2>pass out. I watched him take a small bite of

0:33:36.200 --> 0:33:39.000
<v Speaker 2>a banana because he was scared that if he ate

0:33:39.080 --> 0:33:43.000
<v Speaker 2>the whole banana he would fall asleep. This motherfucker needs

0:33:43.040 --> 0:33:46.360
<v Speaker 2>to go to a doctor, like it's like actually, and

0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:49.320
<v Speaker 2>he was also he was eating the banana secretly because

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:51.680
<v Speaker 2>we were in here like filling it out and doing like.

0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:54.200
<v Speaker 1>People don't need to see me eat a fucking banana.

0:33:55.680 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've seen you eat more than a banana.

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<v Speaker 1>What now, you're you're actually pissing us off. You're actually

0:34:03.240 --> 0:34:04.960
<v Speaker 1>pissing us off, telling us we're toxic.

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:11.160
<v Speaker 3>You guys hired me. You guys hired me. Okay, now

0:34:11.280 --> 0:34:11.919
<v Speaker 3>now that i'm more.

0:34:12.520 --> 0:34:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Actually fire you and throw you on the street. I'm

0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:18.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna go in your house and throw everything out the windows.

0:34:19.000 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 3>It would be cool if you just threw me through

0:34:20.719 --> 0:34:21.280
<v Speaker 3>this window.

0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:24.799
<v Speaker 2>A few people I could like fully pick up and

0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:27.680
<v Speaker 2>throw out windows like people underestimate how strong I am.

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, women are super bad, bitch.

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Women are beautiful and strong.

0:34:35.040 --> 0:34:38.600
<v Speaker 3>Like are not wrong? Women are beautiful as.

0:34:38.160 --> 0:34:40.160
<v Speaker 2>And vaginas look good too.

0:34:40.560 --> 0:34:42.360
<v Speaker 3>Guys, right, dude, pussies look amazing.

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:50.919
<v Speaker 1>E don't say that word. Come damn, you got up there.

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:53.319
<v Speaker 3>That's sounding good? All right?

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Well wait wait wait, wait wait, I'm looking done.

0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not talking anymore.

0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:56.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm done.

0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm done for the episode. I let out my last cry,

0:34:59.760 --> 0:35:02.959
<v Speaker 2>last car for help, and nobody fucking listened. Per usual,

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm always like help me home.

0:35:04.000 --> 0:35:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, I can't believe I literally forgot about this.

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:09.000
<v Speaker 1>But on the way home from dropping off the truck

0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:11.120
<v Speaker 1>last night, we had to rent a truck for this shit,

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:13.160
<v Speaker 1>and it was like three hours away and it was

0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:15.120
<v Speaker 1>hell on earth, and we had to like drive there

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:16.960
<v Speaker 1>and back like eighteen times. It was just like the

0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:20.279
<v Speaker 1>worst fucking vibe ever. But on the way back, I

0:35:20.360 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 1>dropped in you off at her little dinner with her

0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 1>friend because she's not allowed to have her car or

0:35:24.880 --> 0:35:25.400
<v Speaker 1>her keys.

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:28.440
<v Speaker 2>And he asked, make sure the friend I'm seeing I'm

0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:29.319
<v Speaker 2>not having vets with.

0:35:29.480 --> 0:35:30.759
<v Speaker 1>I have to vet them every time.

0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 3>But that's crazy.

0:35:32.680 --> 0:35:35.480
<v Speaker 1>I dropped her off, and like literally five minutes away,

0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:40.080
<v Speaker 1>I see a dead body in the middle of the street,

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:43.239
<v Speaker 1>and then I see a police car going this way

0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 1>and a police car going that way with lights shining everywhere,

0:35:46.800 --> 0:35:49.759
<v Speaker 1>like looking, I'm assuming looking for the person that did it.

0:35:49.800 --> 0:35:51.520
<v Speaker 1>But I literally saw a dead body or what I'm

0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:53.520
<v Speaker 1>assuming to be a dead body, because no one was

0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:54.479
<v Speaker 1>fucking helping this version.

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:56.960
<v Speaker 2>I were just laying the killer was passing.

0:35:57.440 --> 0:36:00.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I was read as the crimes.

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:01.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:36:01.920 --> 0:36:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I was revisiting their crime soon.

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:06.760
<v Speaker 2>Because it's too it's too hard to get to Central

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:08.720
<v Speaker 2>Park and like dig up the bodies that he always

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:10.120
<v Speaker 2>talks about Central Sea Park.

0:36:10.200 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 3>Why did you choose Central Park? I've always kind of wondered.

0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:14.040
<v Speaker 1>That because I love Central Sea.

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:17.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh I didn't think about that. I mean, I I

0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:20.680
<v Speaker 2>think you started that before, but I guess in a

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:21.440
<v Speaker 2>way you predicted it.

0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:23.560
<v Speaker 1>No, I've been like a really early Central Sea fan,

0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:26.000
<v Speaker 1>like before all you bitches, like I've just known him

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 1>for decades since he was like in like Europe or

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:34.640
<v Speaker 1>where the fuck he's from, like where like eating.

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Chips, beans and tomatoes.

0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:40.759
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I love I literally love that joke so much

0:36:40.920 --> 0:36:43.719
<v Speaker 1>that like the British eat like their Germany is still

0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:47.120
<v Speaker 1>flying overhead dropping bombs, like like their beans and their

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:50.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking tomatoes and their blood, Like they just eat blood

0:36:50.640 --> 0:36:52.080
<v Speaker 1>every morning, like you're crazy.

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:53.080
<v Speaker 3>It's like a sausage fill.

0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's crazy.

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I ride for that breakfast. I think that's a

0:36:57.160 --> 0:36:57.760
<v Speaker 2>good breakfast.

0:36:58.200 --> 0:37:01.799
<v Speaker 1>But both times we've had it together, you were like,

0:37:01.880 --> 0:37:02.720
<v Speaker 1>this is gross.

0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:04.879
<v Speaker 2>Well because I feel like we've only had it at

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:06.960
<v Speaker 2>the worst places ever, Like we had it with Elsie

0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:08.480
<v Speaker 2>and she was like, this is like the worst example,

0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:11.440
<v Speaker 2>but I have had it once and that that it

0:37:11.600 --> 0:37:16.480
<v Speaker 2>was good at one spot. It was in Paris. Guys,

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:18.239
<v Speaker 2>you just have to go to the root of the

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:19.400
<v Speaker 2>food you want.

0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Paris food sucks, dick, Yeah, it does. It really.

0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Beans on toast is too lit, like I you see

0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:34.759
<v Speaker 2>means like spread on toast. That ship is so fucking yummy.

0:37:35.040 --> 0:37:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh look, Kai's on there?

0:37:36.640 --> 0:37:39.799
<v Speaker 3>Am I on there? Wait? What is that? Is it?

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:40.279
<v Speaker 3>Actually me?

0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:45.680
<v Speaker 2>No, that's not you it's just sah, that's not you either.

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Here was it too?

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:53.240
<v Speaker 2>It's really mean, but I'll show you after because it has.

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:59.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was me being militia. I was expecting to

0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:02.160
<v Speaker 3>see like a very we saw yesterday.

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:05.400
<v Speaker 1>It was a dude that looked just like you. Like

0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:07.279
<v Speaker 1>it was scary. I tried to get a picture of it.

0:38:07.400 --> 0:38:10.480
<v Speaker 3>The amount of guys that look just like me, it's insane.

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:38:11.120 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 3>I get tagged every day on TikTok. I get tagged

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:16.239
<v Speaker 3>in like thirty things and it's the same guy. It's

0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:16.759
<v Speaker 3>all the same.

0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Is the perfume?

0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:20.880
<v Speaker 2>If I'm just living my life and people are tagging

0:38:20.880 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 2>this person, I don't know.

0:38:22.480 --> 0:38:26.640
<v Speaker 3>Dude, there's there's so many there's so many iterations of

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:29.560
<v Speaker 3>me on TikTok that I've gotten tagged in over the

0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:30.840
<v Speaker 3>last month. It's fucking insane.

0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Damn.

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 3>One of them is some kid that dances really well.

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:34.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, you dance good.

0:38:34.760 --> 0:38:36.400
<v Speaker 3>I do dance incredibly.

0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:38.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you see the butt crack that was out. There's

0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:40.439
<v Speaker 1>every once in a while there's just like an ass

0:38:40.480 --> 0:38:40.960
<v Speaker 1>hanging out.

0:38:41.000 --> 0:38:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh, like somebody passes with their butt crack out like here, Yeah,

0:38:46.960 --> 0:38:49.560
<v Speaker 2>all right, do you want to hit your sigh off corner.

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:52.640
<v Speaker 1>I only have one see corner today. But oh my god,

0:38:53.320 --> 0:38:57.839
<v Speaker 1>I'll just say this, I don't believe in babies. I

0:38:57.880 --> 0:39:00.720
<v Speaker 1>think babies aren't real. I think there's only three babies

0:39:00.760 --> 0:39:03.640
<v Speaker 1>that are real because I don't see babies other than

0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:04.799
<v Speaker 1>the three that I see.

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:06.920
<v Speaker 2>That is true. It's rare to see babies just out

0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:08.960
<v Speaker 2>and about, but I guess they're babies. So like, how

0:39:09.000 --> 0:39:10.640
<v Speaker 2>often are you just like taking them to like the

0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:13.240
<v Speaker 2>hookah bar, because that's where we hang out, so usually

0:39:13.320 --> 0:39:14.240
<v Speaker 2>we want to see a baby.

0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Shit, Yeah, we love hookah is.

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:20.759
<v Speaker 2>Going to hook launches together, we get a bottle, we

0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:23.200
<v Speaker 2>get the girls out with the fireworks.

0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:26.640
<v Speaker 1>Like I've been like fading away slowly through this podcast,

0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:28.239
<v Speaker 1>like I feel crazy.

0:39:28.600 --> 0:39:37.080
<v Speaker 8>Okay, Grils, si Up Corner, Rills Syup Corn DW sig

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<v Speaker 8>Up Corner, Drew this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmmm.

0:39:45.160 --> 0:39:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Daylight Savings is weird. It's only seven forty, but it

0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:51.640
<v Speaker 1>feels like I'm going to kill myself and then die alone.

0:39:54.160 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:39:55.920 --> 0:39:59.080
<v Speaker 3>Can I make yeah like just thro stylid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go for it.

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Every squad, Every squad has an enigmatic, magnetic, beautiful queen

0:40:05.600 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 3>and you and an incredible ball of energy, King drew

0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:13.319
<v Speaker 3>and a stupid gesture that should be left out in

0:40:13.400 --> 0:40:15.240
<v Speaker 3>the rain and maybe pushed in front of a car.

0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:22.680
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, like a beautiful, comfortable like wear's a

0:40:22.719 --> 0:40:23.720
<v Speaker 1>white T shirt?

0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:29.120
<v Speaker 2>Guy okay gave confident so happy that he found it

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 2>in himself to leave the house because if I looked

0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:34.239
<v Speaker 2>like him, I wouldn't. Guy in a white T shirt.

0:40:34.360 --> 0:40:36.800
<v Speaker 3>I'll fucking take that. I'll take that. Thank you. Guys.

0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Your bravery assounds me, and you will never not be seen.

0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:43.560
<v Speaker 1>You have so much confidence. Like if I had even

0:40:43.600 --> 0:40:44.880
<v Speaker 1>a sliver of your confidence, it.

0:40:44.840 --> 0:40:46.840
<v Speaker 2>Would probably be a millionaire. If I had a sliver

0:40:46.960 --> 0:40:49.000
<v Speaker 2>of your confidence, I'd be up there.

0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:53.319
<v Speaker 3>Wow, guys, thank you so much with you, Oh my god,

0:40:53.400 --> 0:40:56.239
<v Speaker 3>thank you. Me watching it back when I edit it

0:40:56.239 --> 0:40:56.960
<v Speaker 3>and like seeing it.

0:40:58.280 --> 0:40:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Falling down your face.

0:40:59.800 --> 0:41:02.400
<v Speaker 2>You printed out frame by frame and your whole wall

0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 2>is like covered in it. If you spin fast enough,

0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:05.440
<v Speaker 2>you just.

0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:08.480
<v Speaker 3>Watch it is covered in come.

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Come yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew you were going to

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:12.880
<v Speaker 1>say that. Look me in the eyes.

0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:16.160
<v Speaker 3>I can't. It's hard for me.

0:41:16.920 --> 0:41:18.640
<v Speaker 2>All Right, we gotta go because I got to mac

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:21.360
<v Speaker 2>on that tune of box before we get to like, oh, my.

0:41:21.880 --> 0:41:23.239
<v Speaker 1>We need to do a media. We need to do

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:25.560
<v Speaker 1>a media that way.

0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:29.120
<v Speaker 2>I've just been watching a lot of South Park. That's

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 2>like literally all I do.

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:33.120
<v Speaker 1>In a while.

0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:34.920
<v Speaker 2>But I got a stizzy and I just hit my

0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:38.200
<v Speaker 2>stizzy and I cheep on my my. My media is

0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:40.560
<v Speaker 2>I chief on my sizzy, and I watch.

0:41:40.440 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 3>So much it south Park that is equally super sad

0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:44.640
<v Speaker 3>and super sick.

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:47.359
<v Speaker 2>I need it. If I don't get it, I will die.

0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:53.280
<v Speaker 1>My media is Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Anything he's ever done.

0:41:57.880 --> 0:41:58.920
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't expecting that.

0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I've been watching v It's like a spin off of

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:05.000
<v Speaker 1>the Boys, and it's goaded with the sauce. It's pretty cool.

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:06.799
<v Speaker 1>I really really enjoy it.

0:42:07.040 --> 0:42:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Why do you talk like that?

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:10.239
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Fuck off? How about that? And then I like interface

0:42:17.800 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 1>corrupted by Sugars.

0:42:21.960 --> 0:42:22.360
<v Speaker 2>I like that.

0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:33.560
<v Speaker 5>Wait, why don't we do physical media?

0:42:34.960 --> 0:42:38.800
<v Speaker 2>I just cave to fuck But she won't meet it.

0:42:43.800 --> 0:42:45.799
<v Speaker 3>I like physical media. Let's do that more.

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Dal Why are you what are you all are you doing? Oh?

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Those are our pop up shirts that we have in

0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:56.200
<v Speaker 2>the space. But yeah, thank you guys so much for watching.

0:42:56.239 --> 0:42:58.879
<v Speaker 2>If you're around l A and you want to come

0:42:58.960 --> 0:43:04.040
<v Speaker 2>around and look at our physical media media help help.

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:06.239
<v Speaker 4>M.

0:43:07.600 --> 0:43:12.480
<v Speaker 2>Fuck if you've ever wanted to touch ourselvestuff and I

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:19.160
<v Speaker 2>don't meet our private parts by Heaven Gallery. We have art,

0:43:19.880 --> 0:43:22.480
<v Speaker 2>we have media, we have love.

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 1>We have love and all right, M.