Speaker 1: Cameras rolling.
Speaker 2: We're about to make miss a movie Magic, the movie Magic.
Speaker 2: My name is.
Speaker 1: Enya Humansor, and my name is Drew Phillips. You know
Speaker 1: why I was named Drew Phillips. Why because my dad
Speaker 1: was like when he walks up to the plate when
Speaker 1: he's batting in the MLB, it's Drew. Just sounds so
Speaker 1: much better than like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like ah, like what they'd be like, why why
Speaker 2: are they saying? Why okay, welcome number SANDAG. We're here,
Speaker 2: We're here, We're here in our house. Nothing, nothing weird
Speaker 2: is happening.
Speaker 1: There's no strings hanging down over there that apparently I hate.
Speaker 2: The last episode, somebody commented I love them, but these
Speaker 2: damn strings, and it was like this cute little light
Speaker 2: I have that has a bow on it, but only
Speaker 2: the strings weren't frame. Sorry, sorry, we're not We don't
Speaker 2: have set designers, and it's just like run by us
Speaker 2: and we're like doing all this like labor.
Speaker 1: Grass by something. It's all grassroots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're from the ground up, Like we're just like
Speaker 2: really committed to making like something that I make people happy.
Speaker 2: And apparently that's not good enough. So I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Period. Do well, let's take out these iPhone notes and
Speaker 1: take a look at what I've have written down.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's if I was eating a banana that one
Speaker 2: episode that someone got pissed at me, Oh it is bread.
Speaker 1: Bread. You were macing on some fucking bread. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was so.
Speaker 2: Hungover that I felt like if I didn't get anything
Speaker 2: in my body, I was gonna like keel over.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That there's a trend there. It seems like you're
Speaker 1: hungover every single episode in some capacity.
Speaker 2: I'm hungover. I'm fucked up. I didn't see by I'm
Speaker 2: so high. I'm not gonna tell.
Speaker 4: You what I got high on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Do you know World of Shirts? I know
Speaker 1: you know World of Shirts? Josh. Someone made a TikTok
Speaker 1: account because Josh was like, oh, I'm gonna like slow
Speaker 1: it down, like thank you for calling me out, like
Speaker 1: I am going a little too hard with alcohol, respect
Speaker 1: because he is, and it's like diabolical. But he immediately
Speaker 1: fell back into it because that it's just not you
Speaker 1: can't just quit alcohol like that. And someone made a
Speaker 1: TikTok account going through every single one of his tiktoks
Speaker 1: that he posts and getting a timestamp and like recording
Speaker 1: in records, like the amount of alcohol he's drinking, so
Speaker 1: like from like starting at like eleven am, he'll have
Speaker 1: like a tall boy of like Mike's hard lemonade, and
Speaker 1: then at like four am, yeah, and then at like
Speaker 1: two pm he'll have a beer, and then at five
Speaker 1: pm he'll have like another MIC's hard lemonade. And they
Speaker 1: taking notes, yeah, like and share take notes, can share.
Speaker 2: About literally like the worst thing that ever happened to people.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, but so that account is pretty interesting.
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, y'all are preying upon somewhere.
Speaker 2: Are you pocket watching my boy? Yeah, y'all are pocket.
Speaker 1: While alcohol watching him. Bro, like leave him the fuck alone.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they also like we're telling up how much
Speaker 1: he spends on alcohol a day. But I'm just like,
Speaker 1: y'all need to stop lool corying this boy.
Speaker 2: He's like literally a person.
Speaker 1: Like it's so bizarre.
Speaker 2: So, guys, you might find that the people you are
Speaker 2: making fun of our people.
Speaker 1: You might find that exactly exactly what they might be real.
Speaker 1: They could be real.
Speaker 2: They could be real people with real feelings behind that
Speaker 2: behind that iPhone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I came up with an app idea and
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of people. A lot of
Speaker 1: people would be scared.
Speaker 2: A lot of people will be using it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people will be using it. And
Speaker 1: it's I think it's genuinely a billion dollar idea.
Speaker 2: Just like blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: It's Drew.
Speaker 2: I just say stuff and I don't to get it out.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I.
Speaker 2: Just had this good idea about writing a book. That's
Speaker 2: not real.
Speaker 1: I have a good idea, dude, that is so one
Speaker 1: of the funniest.
Speaker 3: My name is Drew, and I a Greek Kai. I
Speaker 3: leave my hand on his lower back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I hugged him and then I put
Speaker 1: my hand.
Speaker 2: This is why we need hr because you are attacking him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 1: You're accusing me of things I never date.
Speaker 2: He would never do that.
Speaker 3: I didn't see you guys for like three weeks, and
Speaker 3: then I see Drew and then he hugs me and
Speaker 3: squeezes my love handles and goes I needed this.
Speaker 2: Well, he was.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because if I show love to the people
Speaker 1: around me, I'm deemed evil. But if I don't, I'm
Speaker 1: deemed evil.
Speaker 2: So there's no winning, Like if you didn't touch Carl
Speaker 2: like that, he'd be like I miss your touch and
Speaker 2: warm and tunder touch.
Speaker 1: So it's like what do you really exactly? But anyways,
Speaker 1: the app idea, So I was just sitting there thinking
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, there needs to be an
Speaker 1: app for this, but not for me, but for other
Speaker 1: people obviously. But I'm thinking what needs to happen is
Speaker 1: there needs to be an app that, like okay, tracks
Speaker 1: you in like the location you are at all moments
Speaker 1: of the day, and like all the other users, it's
Speaker 1: almost like a social app. It tracks all the other
Speaker 1: users in their locations. And what we could do is
Speaker 1: hyper specify that app for gay people, so gay people
Speaker 1: can meet each other and like hang out and go
Speaker 1: on dates and like love each other and do things
Speaker 1: like that and not do us Like.
Speaker 2: What is it called.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about calling it like diner or something like that,
Speaker 1: like you go eat at a diner.
Speaker 2: Oh, you could call it like finder, like finding a friend,
Speaker 2: like you could call it friender.
Speaker 3: You call it back shots too.
Speaker 1: Maybe I just said it's not for sex, bro Oh
Speaker 1: sorry I just said that. And then there's another app
Speaker 1: idea that I can go into about like posting pictures online.
Speaker 2: Sorry sc thecket in the window and it's like so violent.
Speaker 1: But we could also like make an app where like
Speaker 1: it's like a social app. Like I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is a thing yet, but like you can post
Speaker 1: like pictures of yourself online and you have like a
Speaker 1: profile where people can follow you, and you follow people,
Speaker 1: and there might even be like a discovery page and
Speaker 1: like a place where you can message people privately and
Speaker 1: then there's comments and likes and stuff.
Speaker 2: But wait that like we have it's that's Instagram, that one.
Speaker 2: That one we have, the other one, the other one.
Speaker 2: I was on board with you because we don't have that,
Speaker 2: but I was thinking the other one. We could do
Speaker 2: it for straight people because gay people get everything.
Speaker 3: Now. Yeahs oh, missionary, we'll call that one.
Speaker 2: We'll call that one missionary. Gay people will kind of
Speaker 2: we'll call it finding.
Speaker 1: I make a spot.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'll pluck those. I'll tweet for you.
Speaker 3: Oh did you do it to like contour your journey?
Speaker 1: Yeah, to make make my ki my kabela. Why have
Speaker 1: we never talked about talked about that? Kai Bela, Kai Bello,
Speaker 1: whoa Yeah, and it's like, kaybela, that's the vibe. It's
Speaker 1: just something I've been thinking about that's really interesting.
Speaker 2: I'm like fucking tired of this set. I fucking hate
Speaker 2: the set. M I hate sitting.
Speaker 1: Well, what are we gonna do about it?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna move? Should we just fucking move? Like
Speaker 2: this ship's fucking boring? We should just moved to the
Speaker 2: living room or something like.
Speaker 1: I just like that might be hard, but sure, no, dude,
Speaker 1: like watch.
Speaker 2: It, like literally, like Kai can cut it, Like it'll
Speaker 2: take like three se seconds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's take like three seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just like sitting in that chair. It
Speaker 2: was pretty easy, honestly, Like you'd be shocked what women
Speaker 2: can do when they put their mind to it. Oh,
Speaker 2: we let Kai sit in camera. So if you start
Speaker 2: to feel uneasy and you're like there's a presence in
Speaker 2: the room, I don't know, Ky, just if you can
Speaker 2: just like swivel so your whole back is turned to
Speaker 2: the camera, just like, Yeah, I don't want you to
Speaker 2: be like, we have other chairs in the room too,
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 1: Have to be like let him sit there.
Speaker 2: Looks like, straight up, I've ever seen any humans sit
Speaker 2: on a chair?
Speaker 3: How do you sit cool?
Speaker 1: Like, love yourself.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to man, spread, take up your space.
Speaker 1: You deserve this space just as much as everybody.
Speaker 2: Honestly, we want to see an aura dominating from your dominating.
Speaker 1: What the hell is? I don't know how Toulating.
Speaker 2: Is not the best chair. When I was building it,
Speaker 2: I was like, this doesn't feel like the most ergonomic terra.
Speaker 2: But I didn't have to, you know, I had it
Speaker 2: was crunch time.
Speaker 3: In this chair. It really does feel like I'm giving
Speaker 3: you like couple's therapy, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Let's try it out. Let's try it out.
Speaker 3: Okay, how is this last week? Guys?
Speaker 1: I'm horrible. She's a bitch. I hope she burns and
Speaker 1: how I hate her?
Speaker 3: Dude? Okay, cool? How do you feel about what you
Speaker 3: just I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm shocked and I'm taking a back because I thought
Speaker 2: we had an amazing week. We made love every single
Speaker 2: night and it was difficult to keep going. He had
Speaker 2: many moments where he couldn't keep it up. But you know,
Speaker 2: oh there's pills for that now.
Speaker 1: And I've been going to my church group. I've been
Speaker 1: going to my church group. A bunch on the grinder app.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, no one find her.
Speaker 1: Find her app Wait, the craziest thing. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: even get it in.
Speaker 3: Have you guys talked about just as your therapist. Have
Speaker 3: you guys talked about the fact that Drew's gay and
Speaker 3: maybe that is what is.
Speaker 2: Oh, we pay you to fucking sit here and make
Speaker 2: shit up?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Can they come back please?
Speaker 3: I don't know what I we could.
Speaker 2: Keep going to beat up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm just I'm trying to help you this.
Speaker 3: This is like an existential problem in your relationship.
Speaker 2: No, honestly, now he's still going. He's still going. The
Speaker 2: h the although I wanted us to cut and I
Speaker 2: wanted you to come back and like vote back.
Speaker 1: Crazy. Okay, So to get back into it in the
Speaker 1: last episode, Okay, to.
Speaker 2: Get back to it, Okay, perfect transition.
Speaker 1: Can I fucking live? Can I fucking live and breathe?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm allowed to Okay, Um, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: So in the New York episode, I posted a picture
Speaker 1: of my screen time, and in that screen shot, at
Speaker 1: the very bottom of it, I didn't crop it.
Speaker 2: Correctly and wait, what was Actually it's not even.
Speaker 1: That fucking big of a deal because it's it's the
Speaker 1: Grinder app and it's fucking for churches, and y'all should
Speaker 1: be praising me and thanking me that I was on
Speaker 1: the Grinder appt for thirteen hours, twelve hours whatever.
Speaker 2: I know you were dedicating a lot of time to God.
Speaker 2: It's because you had a hard week. You needed some relief,
Speaker 2: some stress, some pleasures, and you find pleasure in God.
Speaker 1: You can't do shit anymore, bro, you can't live your life.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm attacked every day for being a Christian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's hard, Like we're just living in
Speaker 2: a day and age where it's it's more normal to
Speaker 2: follow your zodiac sign, not God. It's like, what are
Speaker 2: we even what? We're headed towards dark times? And my
Speaker 2: friend can't even use the app that finds him peace
Speaker 2: and love and fills him with so much joy.
Speaker 1: Fills me, like, fills me deeply with.
Speaker 3: Joy, getting stuffed with joy?
Speaker 1: Well, should we talk.
Speaker 2: About how Drew locked me out of the house. Drew,
Speaker 2: Actually we had a bad week because he fucking locked
Speaker 2: me out of the house because he fucking hates me.
Speaker 1: Now I was over I wait, No, we need to
Speaker 1: preface this because this space in general has been like
Speaker 1: very stressful for us, and I was falling asleep very early.
Speaker 1: But now take it away.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you haven't noticed, we're in the pop
Speaker 2: up space. By the time this episode comes out, we're
Speaker 2: heading into the last weekend of it being around sof
Speaker 2: and you're in LA you should, oh my god, you
Speaker 2: should pass by. Hopefully by then there will be throw
Speaker 2: up and pissed all over the floor from the fantasic.
Speaker 1: And if you little fucking rodent steal something, we have
Speaker 1: armed guards that will shoot you, motherfucker. So I don't
Speaker 1: touch shit. I see all your little snarky comments.
Speaker 3: By the way, guys, now that I'm on camera, I
Speaker 3: am on my phone, but I'm taking notes like I'm working.
Speaker 3: I'm not like I'm not like on Instagram or like playing.
Speaker 2: We're gonna see he's on Friender too. That appen is
Speaker 2: spreading really quick.
Speaker 1: The truth is spreading really quick.
Speaker 2: Anyways, We've been here every day, like we've been planning
Speaker 2: this for a really long time. But then like once
Speaker 2: I had to go into motion. I don't think we
Speaker 2: took into account the stress that it was of like
Speaker 2: setting up a space, moving everything. We are freaks and
Speaker 2: we have control issues. So we were like, we need
Speaker 2: to do everything on our own because we're freaks and
Speaker 2: we need help, and we should maybe take medication so
Speaker 2: that our life is easier. But that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 2: And we've been going home and knocking the fuck out
Speaker 2: and going to sleep super early. And yesterday I had
Speaker 2: committed to going and meeting up with somebody for the
Speaker 2: first time. I was like, I need to just do it,
Speaker 2: because I need to make it so that I can
Speaker 2: hang out with this person in like normal casual settings
Speaker 2: and it doesn't have to be like the big scary
Speaker 2: thing that adults do where it's like, yeah, let's get
Speaker 2: dinner and like meet for the first time. Yeah No,
Speaker 2: never that, never that.
Speaker 1: Meet Amy ad t give me your meat, sit with that.
Speaker 1: Oh I am I did nothing wrong. Oh I feel
Speaker 1: good of myself.
Speaker 2: But my dinner with this person ended really early, like
Speaker 2: earlier than I thought. Thank god it ended earlier, because
Speaker 2: you would have actually been fully comotosed by the time
Speaker 2: I got home. On the way home, I realized I
Speaker 2: didn't have my keys because we had to go drop
Speaker 2: off a car. But Drew just had my fucking car.
Speaker 2: He had my car in my car keys because he
Speaker 2: doesn't let me have my own car on Fridays because
Speaker 2: he knows that I'll go on the streets and I'll
Speaker 2: get my shit right through, and he doesn't trust me anymore,
Speaker 2: so he hides my keys. So I have to sneak
Speaker 2: out my window and take an uber. But getting back
Speaker 2: inside is the worst part, and it's really difficult. How
Speaker 2: was this my fault taking my fucking key.
Speaker 1: You've proven time in time again that you can't handle
Speaker 1: having your car on the weekend, and this is what happens.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't even do anything. I met up with
Speaker 2: one person one okay, five, there was five involved.
Speaker 1: And it was on video and she's lying again and.
Speaker 2: We're posting on ig Stories two days, so make sure
Speaker 2: you go in and interact, ask questions about anyways. I
Speaker 2: fucking started heading home at ten fifteen and I called Drew.
Speaker 2: His ship went straight to voicemail because this motherfucker apparently
Speaker 2: doesn't pay his fucking box bill. Actually it's because he
Speaker 2: uses his goddamn iPhone all day and then if he
Speaker 2: doesn't put on the charger, it's not gonna be useful.
Speaker 2: And I headed home. I think I called Drew forty times. Wow, Wow,
Speaker 2: don't touch Tuna Box on camera.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, off, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: That's her name. Everybody was always like, what's her name? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well no, that's her Tuna Box. She doesn't have a
Speaker 2: name yet, but not box.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about Gilbert?
Speaker 1: Godfreed, this is Gilbert.
Speaker 2: This is his gunk?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Does it have a penis on that one?
Speaker 2: Want to know?
Speaker 3: Can?
Speaker 2: You're gonna be very frank when you take a look.
Speaker 1: It is really two size.
Speaker 2: Watch your finger bites, watch your fingers.
Speaker 1: No, it literally does it has a mouth?
Speaker 3: Okay, sick. I will look at that later on the camera.
Speaker 6: It's like five Nights at Freddy's, except the private parts
Speaker 6: of these dolls eat the people. Oh okay, that makes sense, Yeah,
Speaker 6: sense because we believe in punishment for pleasure totally. We're
Speaker 6: very Catholic over here.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I mean Drew's building an app for people
Speaker 3: to go to churches.
Speaker 2: You should actually make it, and like it could just
Speaker 2: be like a really low runner app, but it should
Speaker 2: be churcher. You would get in so much trouble. Anyways,
Speaker 2: I called Drew forty five fucking times, probably, like that's
Speaker 2: my assumption.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: I called him so many times.
Speaker 1: He went through.
Speaker 2: None of them went through on his phone, So my
Speaker 2: phone just makes it look like a crazy person. I
Speaker 2: literally felt like someone's crazy ax waiting outside after going
Speaker 2: out for a drink and being like, let me.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 2: This video is literally mean to do it.
Speaker 1: But she called me seventy five times, but like.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 1: Please let me have sex one more time.
Speaker 2: That was me to Drew last night, trying to get
Speaker 2: into our own house.
Speaker 1: But like in the most unlucky way, my phone. I
Speaker 1: never let my phone die for some reason, and my
Speaker 1: phone died last night right before I went to bed,
Speaker 1: so I put it on the charger. And iPhones, if
Speaker 1: you put them on the charger dead, they don't automatically
Speaker 1: turn back on. So my phone was just off. And
Speaker 1: so you called me one hundred and fifty times.
Speaker 2: I literally called you twenty five times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any crazy crazy girl.
Speaker 2: I called him from ten to fifteen to ten forty five,
Speaker 2: And I think, what woke you up? Like this didn't
Speaker 2: wake you up? But I got a video of it,
Speaker 2: and like we're gonna try and crop this so that
Speaker 2: people don't see the front door so they don't kill
Speaker 2: us and murder us. That's an awesome picture of me
Speaker 2: sitting at the front door because I was so cold,
Speaker 2: and I also had to eat in and I was
Speaker 2: so fucking hungry. I was cold, I was hungry. I
Speaker 2: was scared that I was gonna get killed because the
Speaker 2: murderers come out at night to play and kill me.
Speaker 2: The can I think what woke you up subconsciously was
Speaker 2: I had a huge brain moment and I connected to
Speaker 2: my home pod and the TV, and I blasted ice
Speaker 2: Spice for like twenty five minutes. Not twenty five minutes,
Speaker 2: but I blasted it for like ten minutes on and off,
Speaker 2: and I kept starting it over and over again because
Speaker 2: I was like, this has to wake them up. But
Speaker 2: he says, that's not.
Speaker 1: Even what I really I really like. What happened is
Speaker 1: I got home and like I even in my head,
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, I need to go to the
Speaker 1: gym because we're the hot water at our house is
Speaker 1: being shitty right now. It's only hot for three seconds,
Speaker 1: so I need to shower. Yeah, And so I was
Speaker 1: gonna go to the gym, and like it's it's our
Speaker 1: home fault. But ironically, we pay our bill for the
Speaker 1: first time in two years, and we don't have hot water,
Speaker 1: Like their shower.
Speaker 2: Is broken, but we've been too busy to get it fixed.
Speaker 2: So every day I subject myself to a cold shower
Speaker 2: before bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hell. And then now it's like sixty three
Speaker 1: degrees in our house when we wake up. So I
Speaker 1: had to take a cold shower this morning, and like
Speaker 1: I swear to God, my nip like almost like fell
Speaker 1: off my fucking body. Like they were so hard they
Speaker 1: could have ripped through, Like sure, but what happened is
Speaker 1: I just like.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, he had something to say about that.
Speaker 3: I was just like like how hard were they? Like
Speaker 3: how hard did they get at their hardest? Like how
Speaker 3: hard did they get?
Speaker 1: Diamond? Diamond?
Speaker 3: Have you guys experienced any like dopamine boosts?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, well, Joe Rogan says that like your dopamine, just
Speaker 3: like skyrockets.
Speaker 2: I have never been so much closer to death. I
Speaker 2: literally closed my eyes and my dreams. I'm battered and bruised.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm so confused by this conversation right now.
Speaker 2: Oh because of cold showers. They say showers like lift
Speaker 2: your spirits.
Speaker 1: No, no, literally, like when I get out of the shower,
Speaker 1: I actually for like five seconds contemplate killing myself because
Speaker 1: I'm so cold, Like I'm just like, oh, it'd be
Speaker 1: easier to be dead.
Speaker 2: Literally gets down to like sixty two degrees. We just
Speaker 2: started running the heat finally. But we woke up one
Speaker 2: morning and it was sixty two degrees in the house
Speaker 2: and we were like, this is no way to live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we must turn on the heat. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: And then it had like the cool like hot air
Speaker 1: smell that kind of like fills up like yeah, when
Speaker 1: it burns all the dust, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's like, oh, it's finally trying to
Speaker 3: get cozy again.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, have you ever been comfortable.
Speaker 1: Talking about?
Speaker 3: Like, look how comfortable I am Right now?
Speaker 2: You were saying, what woke you your nighttime planned for?
Speaker 2: I fully me out of the house.
Speaker 1: I fully entered rim sleep. And I was only asleep
Speaker 1: for like max an hour, Max an hour. That's my
Speaker 1: drag name, and I just can't win. No. I was
Speaker 1: asleep for like maybe an hour total. And I think
Speaker 1: what woke me up was one being like, hella fucking
Speaker 1: cold too, my TV show was really fucking loud, And three,
Speaker 1: right before I went to bed, I like ordered uh
Speaker 1: burger King because I wanted the orange burger.
Speaker 2: That was the most jarring part is getting there and
Speaker 2: standing outside realizing not only am I locked out, but
Speaker 2: I'm hovering over the stinkiest bag of food.
Speaker 1: And I was like, it was the orange burger from
Speaker 1: Burger King? Can you actually blame me? I didn't know
Speaker 1: they had one.
Speaker 2: I was texting Sabrina. I was like, bro, I'm literally
Speaker 2: fucking locked out, and like, this is the worst day.
Speaker 2: I'm like so tired, I'm so stressed out. I need
Speaker 2: to wake up early. This is a nightmare. And then
Speaker 2: I was like, I just feel like I'm like going
Speaker 2: through it. And I was like, but I'm not alone
Speaker 2: because Drew ordered Burger King, so that motherfucker isn't a
Speaker 2: bad place like Postmates earlier, early enough in the day
Speaker 2: that your options are endless.
Speaker 1: It was like nine, yeah, but you have to.
Speaker 2: Look up Burger King because Burger King isn't like you
Speaker 2: don't open Postmates and Burger King's at the top.
Speaker 1: Like, I just wanted the orange fucking burger and the
Speaker 1: chicken fry.
Speaker 3: What is is it orange flavored or orange color?
Speaker 1: No, it's orange color with black sesame seeds all over
Speaker 1: the top. And it's supposed to be like spook Halloween
Speaker 1: and it's Ghost Pepper and Halopino. Anyways, I think subconsciously
Speaker 1: Christmas time.
Speaker 2: When we were at the concert, I keep petting it off.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. This is the last time. But when
Speaker 2: we were at the the fake concert and me and
Speaker 2: Josie were getting a drink, I did my fake laugh
Speaker 2: and I finally got a real reaction out of something.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like Josie and he goes oh. I was like,
Speaker 2: what is there something wrong with my laugh? And he
Speaker 2: was like no, It's like it's.
Speaker 1: Almost like an arm.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's a rude thing to say
Speaker 2: about someone's laugh and he was like, no, come, I'm like.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I'm just now we're gonna laugh again.
Speaker 2: And then he just was like laughing and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, sound's wrong with you? Yeah. It was a
Speaker 1: really joying moment. And also at the fair Webster concert,
Speaker 1: I was mo, washing will insert the video here.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Wonderful moment.
Speaker 2: So you decided you hate yourself so much you were
Speaker 2: gonna get the Spooky Burger on November fifteenth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I wanted a month after their expired.
Speaker 1: It has like jalapinos on it, all that shit ordered
Speaker 1: at five point thirty. It said it was going to
Speaker 1: get there at like nine ten. Actually we can check
Speaker 1: what time it got there. But I think said consciously
Speaker 1: in the back of my brain, I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I need to eat dinner, and this is like my dinner,
Speaker 1: so I need to eat it. Sat outside for like
Speaker 1: an hour. I still ate it. But for some reason,
Speaker 1: I took one bite of that fucking burger and then
Speaker 1: just like vomited for like five minutes. And Enya wasn't
Speaker 1: home at this point. She had gone back out to
Speaker 1: do whatever the fuck cheat on me or some shit
Speaker 1: like I don't know what the hell do.
Speaker 2: I gotta get my look.
Speaker 1: But I was like throwing up, and I texted him.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I'm like so sick, like I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm going to be able to go tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Woke up fine. After I threw up, I felt like
Speaker 1: literally the best I've ever felt in my life. Ate
Speaker 1: the entire burger king meal, and then I ate an
Speaker 1: entire salad or not like half of a salad, and
Speaker 1: then a little cup of mac and cheese. So I
Speaker 1: two dinners last night. Oh my god, luck at you
Speaker 1: at like eleven minute.
Speaker 2: It was because your stomach. You were on that app
Speaker 2: that you shouldn't be using anymore, and you threw up
Speaker 2: the gay demons. So that's why you felt so good
Speaker 2: after because you were back to being my man, my
Speaker 2: straight man, my man. Yeah, Drew fucking locked me out,
Speaker 2: and I literally I was like, this is pushing me.
Speaker 1: Like that's what dogs pushed me to the edge.
Speaker 3: The friends I did, they'll like be really sick and
Speaker 3: they'll throw up and they'll like eat them. You completely fine,
Speaker 3: then eat the vomit. And then that's what.
Speaker 2: You're did because burger king close and he really wanted
Speaker 2: that fucking burger.
Speaker 1: Right, I love a right, right, I have a bunch
Speaker 1: of notes.
Speaker 3: Do before you go into the nuts? Do I look
Speaker 3: cool right now?
Speaker 1: You look at big in camera?
Speaker 2: You look probably like scared really somehow. No, you look good, Bro, You're.
Speaker 3: Killing because I'm kind of trying to have like one
Speaker 3: arm back.
Speaker 1: It's like your legs are dates.
Speaker 2: How do I like, do you get like extremely.
Speaker 3: Conscious of your like like that's just standing.
Speaker 2: So you'll be the killer at your dates?
Speaker 3: No, I'm being present when like that like being up
Speaker 3: in their grill and ship.
Speaker 2: Really present in your own body so you can't even
Speaker 2: hear what this.
Speaker 1: Person is say.
Speaker 3: Oh my freaking guy, you're so beautiful, Like, oh.
Speaker 2: My freaking god, I would love to make you smile
Speaker 2: all night long.
Speaker 3: Because that's smileing crap.
Speaker 1: Seriously, like holy okay, but you would look better without makeup, Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, Like literally, what the hell gonna you?
Speaker 1: Bat? You?
Speaker 2: Holy crap, you look amazing tonight.
Speaker 3: I need to sit down. I am sitting down already.
Speaker 2: I got to call the waiter over here to get
Speaker 2: a picture of us together. I need to remember this
Speaker 2: night for the rest of my life. I gotta show
Speaker 2: this to our kids.
Speaker 1: Kai's an insult, No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm yeah.
Speaker 2: He's an in cel if your name was Sell because
Speaker 2: he's all up in you. Yay.
Speaker 1: Kay's got like unspoken quiet okay.
Speaker 2: Actually speaking of this, relationships are so fucking funny because
Speaker 2: some of y'all look so goofy standing next to each other.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes I just look at couples, I'm like, look
Speaker 2: at you, Ah, So that's not this bit.
Speaker 3: You look goofy because your husband's gay.
Speaker 2: Tell him, tell him you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm not yay, I'm not okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I've believe that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gay. I'm not okay, I am not okay.
Speaker 2: Oh woka, Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: You're a nasty man.
Speaker 1: I'm a nasty woman.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I saw a picture with the.
Speaker 1: President who looks like he bathes in cheeto.
Speaker 2: Wait, Obama's not my president. Fuck oh, but I would
Speaker 2: vote for him. Like, is that girl from Canada she
Speaker 2: like made a rap about Obama?
Speaker 1: You're flopping right now. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Well, I stumbled upon pimple chicken and cump chicken all
Speaker 2: in one night. If anybody wants to see what that
Speaker 2: looks like.
Speaker 1: What are you even saying?
Speaker 3: Chicken?
Speaker 2: Okay, so.
Speaker 3: Watch what it is.
Speaker 2: Tell me that's not pimple chicken. Okay. So it looks good, right,
Speaker 2: it looks like delicious, And it's like, okay, like, what's
Speaker 2: he gonna do the butter? Listen to the way he
Speaker 2: says butter, but because.
Speaker 1: Using this ingredient butter.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 1: Chicken, oh like popped pimple chicken.
Speaker 2: It's and then.
Speaker 1: Okay, actually I was like, what the hell are you saying?
Speaker 1: You're exaggerating, but no, like you're literally it's.
Speaker 2: Quite literally chicken and colored chicken.
Speaker 7: Because I'm going to be using this ingredient butter, and
Speaker 7: to run this experiment, it's pretty simple. I'm going to
Speaker 7: be injecting as much butter as I possibly can inside
Speaker 7: of this chicken breast. The more the batter, to be specific,
Speaker 7: a whole pound of butter, not being cheap, the more
Speaker 7: wholes the batter I kept poking too. There was no
Speaker 7: way I can add more. I'm determined to make this
Speaker 7: chicken breast exciting.
Speaker 1: I want the second one. I went the second one
Speaker 1: so bad. Okay. Something I've been seeing a bunch of
Speaker 1: is like these like videos that like are obviously fake,
Speaker 1: like the most fake shit ever. It's almost like they're
Speaker 1: they're recorded on sets, they're paid videos, like they pay
Speaker 1: these people to make them, and they're like of like
Speaker 1: situations like surprising his wife coming home from the military
Speaker 1: early or something, and like things like that, and like
Speaker 1: or like teacher yells at student and like they scream
Speaker 1: at each other, and like the teacher or the student
Speaker 1: takes up for themselves and like it's just ship like
Speaker 1: that and sorry, what was I think?
Speaker 3: The same true, your hand is.
Speaker 1: Like where the fuck?
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, I can't do shit.
Speaker 1: I can't put my hand anywhere I want to put it.
Speaker 2: Think all because tuna box perches.
Speaker 3: I instinctually just went back to the pussy part of
Speaker 3: the doll.
Speaker 1: They put the pussy part of the burden KFC. I
Speaker 1: swear to fucking god, they put the pussy part of
Speaker 1: the bird in KFC and Chick fil of gay like
Speaker 1: they did they did something different without chicken. It's chick
Speaker 1: fil a.
Speaker 2: Oh okay. I was like, heard you say something else?
Speaker 3: He still has his hand there.
Speaker 2: Dude, he's cold. You can't just let him get a
Speaker 2: little fucking warm down.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought you'd be on my side.
Speaker 2: That Like, he looked so scared.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what else? I'm filled with terror?
Speaker 1: What was I saying? Oh? The fake videos. So there's
Speaker 1: like a hell of fake videos online and then they
Speaker 1: have like millions of likes, like not views, likes, tens
Speaker 1: of millions of views, millions of likes, and then you
Speaker 1: go into the comments and every single comment believes it
Speaker 1: and has like fifty thousand, sixty thou seventy thousand something. Yeah, literally,
Speaker 1: like shut the hell up challenge, but every comment like
Speaker 1: believes it, and I'm just like, damn dude, Like misinformation
Speaker 1: like really is like going to be the fall of
Speaker 1: the American Empire. Like this is crazy that, Like it's
Speaker 1: not even like going to.
Speaker 2: See American Empire since.
Speaker 1: We don't tea. It's literally the tea of the situation
Speaker 1: in all of that. But yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3: The accidents busted.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're beat as fuck.
Speaker 3: Like it'll be like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: But then you you think about that and then like
Speaker 2: these are people who can't even communicate to their friends
Speaker 2: and be like, hey, what you did hurt me? So
Speaker 2: it kind of makes sense that like they see that,
Speaker 2: they're like, dude, I've never seen somebody had to cut.
Speaker 1: Off another fake bitch. Like that's their vibe is like
Speaker 1: they're like, I have to cut this bitch off.
Speaker 2: No speaking dan bitches who lie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like she cheated on her partner with my boyfriend,
Speaker 1: Like fake bitches.
Speaker 2: I think that's like kind of a valid one though, Like.
Speaker 1: You're one of them. You're one of them.
Speaker 2: Me having sexual relationships with your mother has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with me cheating on you. You told me I was
Speaker 2: allowed to do that because I'm keeping it in the bloodline,
Speaker 2: and as long as it's your mom or your sister,
Speaker 2: I can do it. That's what you said. And you
Speaker 2: said especially if it's your sister, because it's just like you.
Speaker 2: But a girl help.
Speaker 3: Your guys' relationship is beyond toxic. I've never My other
Speaker 3: clients are Will Smith and Jada Pinkins.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, because we're brutiful like they they
Speaker 2: called they called themselves like I think brutiful, like it's
Speaker 2: brutal and beautiful.
Speaker 1: Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Rue Paul, the Pa brothers.
Speaker 2: Where did that come from?
Speaker 1: You just said Rupel and I thought of Rupel's stilt skin,
Speaker 1: Rumpel stilt skin, Rue Paul's drag race. Just it came
Speaker 1: to me. But that's someone made a picture of that
Speaker 1: and it just been in a fucking psyche for some reason.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't say. I'm bitches who drive the speed limit.
Speaker 2: Oh laterally it pisses me off.
Speaker 1: It should be illegal to drive this.
Speaker 2: We really know it needs to be illegal to drive
Speaker 2: the speed limit. If you were on the highway and
Speaker 2: you were actually doing fifty five, I'm gonna start throwing
Speaker 2: rocks at your back.
Speaker 3: Around shield limit. In fact, I'll go fifty four. I
Speaker 3: can just in case I get a little tired and
Speaker 3: I accidentally, you know, accelerate.
Speaker 2: Well, shouldn't be driving tired anyway. So actually, you're a
Speaker 2: fucking menace to society.
Speaker 1: Tired.
Speaker 2: I don't get tired. I stay up.
Speaker 1: Never that.
Speaker 2: No, you'll never catch us tired. Ohe me and this girl,
Speaker 2: we don't get tired.
Speaker 1: Never ate it.
Speaker 2: Drew up here, has any morsel of food, he will
Speaker 2: pass out. I watched him take a small bite of
Speaker 2: a banana because he was scared that if he ate
Speaker 2: the whole banana he would fall asleep. This motherfucker needs
Speaker 2: to go to a doctor, like it's like actually, and
Speaker 2: he was also he was eating the banana secretly because
Speaker 2: we were in here like filling it out and doing like.
Speaker 1: People don't need to see me eat a fucking banana.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen you eat more than a banana.
Speaker 1: What now, you're you're actually pissing us off. You're actually
Speaker 1: pissing us off, telling us we're toxic.
Speaker 3: You guys hired me. You guys hired me. Okay, now
Speaker 3: now that i'm more.
Speaker 2: Actually fire you and throw you on the street. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go in your house and throw everything out the windows.
Speaker 3: It would be cool if you just threw me through
Speaker 3: this window.
Speaker 2: A few people I could like fully pick up and
Speaker 2: throw out windows like people underestimate how strong I am.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, women are super bad, bitch.
Speaker 1: Women are beautiful and strong.
Speaker 3: Like are not wrong? Women are beautiful as.
Speaker 2: And vaginas look good too.
Speaker 3: Guys, right, dude, pussies look amazing.
Speaker 1: E don't say that word. Come damn, you got up there.
Speaker 3: That's sounding good? All right?
Speaker 1: Well wait wait wait, wait wait, I'm looking done.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not talking anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm done for the episode. I let out my last cry,
Speaker 2: last car for help, and nobody fucking listened. Per usual,
Speaker 2: I'm always like help me home.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I can't believe I literally forgot about this.
Speaker 1: But on the way home from dropping off the truck
Speaker 1: last night, we had to rent a truck for this shit,
Speaker 1: and it was like three hours away and it was
Speaker 1: hell on earth, and we had to like drive there
Speaker 1: and back like eighteen times. It was just like the
Speaker 1: worst fucking vibe ever. But on the way back, I
Speaker 1: dropped in you off at her little dinner with her
Speaker 1: friend because she's not allowed to have her car or
Speaker 1: her keys.
Speaker 2: And he asked, make sure the friend I'm seeing I'm
Speaker 2: not having vets with.
Speaker 1: I have to vet them every time.
Speaker 3: But that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I dropped her off, and like literally five minutes away,
Speaker 1: I see a dead body in the middle of the street,
Speaker 1: and then I see a police car going this way
Speaker 1: and a police car going that way with lights shining everywhere,
Speaker 1: like looking, I'm assuming looking for the person that did it.
Speaker 1: But I literally saw a dead body or what I'm
Speaker 1: assuming to be a dead body, because no one was
Speaker 1: fucking helping this version.
Speaker 2: I were just laying the killer was passing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was read as the crimes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was revisiting their crime soon.
Speaker 2: Because it's too it's too hard to get to Central
Speaker 2: Park and like dig up the bodies that he always
Speaker 2: talks about Central Sea Park.
Speaker 3: Why did you choose Central Park? I've always kind of wondered.
Speaker 1: That because I love Central Sea.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't think about that. I mean, I I
Speaker 2: think you started that before, but I guess in a
Speaker 2: way you predicted it.
Speaker 1: No, I've been like a really early Central Sea fan,
Speaker 1: like before all you bitches, like I've just known him
Speaker 1: for decades since he was like in like Europe or
Speaker 1: where the fuck he's from, like where like eating.
Speaker 2: Chips, beans and tomatoes.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love I literally love that joke so much
Speaker 1: that like the British eat like their Germany is still
Speaker 1: flying overhead dropping bombs, like like their beans and their
Speaker 1: fucking tomatoes and their blood, Like they just eat blood
Speaker 1: every morning, like you're crazy.
Speaker 3: It's like a sausage fill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I ride for that breakfast. I think that's a
Speaker 2: good breakfast.
Speaker 1: But both times we've had it together, you were like,
Speaker 1: this is gross.
Speaker 2: Well because I feel like we've only had it at
Speaker 2: the worst places ever, Like we had it with Elsie
Speaker 2: and she was like, this is like the worst example,
Speaker 2: but I have had it once and that that it
Speaker 2: was good at one spot. It was in Paris. Guys,
Speaker 2: you just have to go to the root of the
Speaker 2: food you want.
Speaker 1: Paris food sucks, dick, Yeah, it does. It really.
Speaker 2: Beans on toast is too lit, like I you see
Speaker 2: means like spread on toast. That ship is so fucking yummy.
Speaker 2: Oh look, Kai's on there?
Speaker 3: Am I on there? Wait? What is that? Is it?
Speaker 3: Actually me?
Speaker 2: No, that's not you it's just sah, that's not you either.
Speaker 3: Here was it too?
Speaker 2: It's really mean, but I'll show you after because it has.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was me being militia. I was expecting to
Speaker 3: see like a very we saw yesterday.
Speaker 1: It was a dude that looked just like you. Like
Speaker 1: it was scary. I tried to get a picture of it.
Speaker 3: The amount of guys that look just like me, it's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I get tagged every day on TikTok. I get tagged
Speaker 3: in like thirty things and it's the same guy. It's
Speaker 3: all the same.
Speaker 1: Is the perfume?
Speaker 2: If I'm just living my life and people are tagging
Speaker 2: this person, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Dude, there's there's so many there's so many iterations of
Speaker 3: me on TikTok that I've gotten tagged in over the
Speaker 3: last month. It's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: One of them is some kid that dances really well.
Speaker 1: Well, you dance good.
Speaker 3: I do dance incredibly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you see the butt crack that was out. There's
Speaker 1: every once in a while there's just like an ass
Speaker 1: hanging out.
Speaker 2: Oh, like somebody passes with their butt crack out like here, Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, do you want to hit your sigh off corner.
Speaker 1: I only have one see corner today. But oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'll just say this, I don't believe in babies. I
Speaker 1: think babies aren't real. I think there's only three babies
Speaker 1: that are real because I don't see babies other than
Speaker 1: the three that I see.
Speaker 2: That is true. It's rare to see babies just out
Speaker 2: and about, but I guess they're babies. So like, how
Speaker 2: often are you just like taking them to like the
Speaker 2: hookah bar, because that's where we hang out, so usually
Speaker 2: we want to see a baby.
Speaker 1: Shit, Yeah, we love hookah is.
Speaker 2: Going to hook launches together, we get a bottle, we
Speaker 2: get the girls out with the fireworks.
Speaker 1: Like I've been like fading away slowly through this podcast,
Speaker 1: like I feel crazy.
Speaker 8: Okay, Grils, si Up Corner, Rills Syup Corn DW sig
Speaker 8: Up Corner, Drew this one.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Daylight Savings is weird. It's only seven forty, but it
Speaker 1: feels like I'm going to kill myself and then die alone.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Can I make yeah like just thro stylid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 3: Every squad, Every squad has an enigmatic, magnetic, beautiful queen
Speaker 3: and you and an incredible ball of energy, King drew
Speaker 3: and a stupid gesture that should be left out in
Speaker 3: the rain and maybe pushed in front of a car.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, like a beautiful, comfortable like wear's a
Speaker 1: white T shirt?
Speaker 2: Guy okay gave confident so happy that he found it
Speaker 2: in himself to leave the house because if I looked
Speaker 2: like him, I wouldn't. Guy in a white T shirt.
Speaker 3: I'll fucking take that. I'll take that. Thank you. Guys.
Speaker 2: Your bravery assounds me, and you will never not be seen.
Speaker 1: You have so much confidence. Like if I had even
Speaker 1: a sliver of your confidence, it.
Speaker 2: Would probably be a millionaire. If I had a sliver
Speaker 2: of your confidence, I'd be up there.
Speaker 3: Wow, guys, thank you so much with you, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: thank you. Me watching it back when I edit it
Speaker 3: and like seeing it.
Speaker 1: Falling down your face.
Speaker 2: You printed out frame by frame and your whole wall
Speaker 2: is like covered in it. If you spin fast enough,
Speaker 2: you just.
Speaker 3: Watch it is covered in come.
Speaker 1: Come yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew you were going to
Speaker 1: say that. Look me in the eyes.
Speaker 3: I can't. It's hard for me.
Speaker 2: All Right, we gotta go because I got to mac
Speaker 2: on that tune of box before we get to like, oh, my.
Speaker 1: We need to do a media. We need to do
Speaker 1: a media that way.
Speaker 2: I've just been watching a lot of South Park. That's
Speaker 2: like literally all I do.
Speaker 1: In a while.
Speaker 2: But I got a stizzy and I just hit my
Speaker 2: stizzy and I cheep on my my. My media is
Speaker 2: I chief on my sizzy, and I watch.
Speaker 3: So much it south Park that is equally super sad
Speaker 3: and super sick.
Speaker 2: I need it. If I don't get it, I will die.
Speaker 1: My media is Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Anything he's ever done.
Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 1: I've been watching v It's like a spin off of
Speaker 1: the Boys, and it's goaded with the sauce. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I really really enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Why do you talk like that?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck off? How about that? And then I like interface
Speaker 1: corrupted by Sugars.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 5: Wait, why don't we do physical media?
Speaker 2: I just cave to fuck But she won't meet it.
Speaker 3: I like physical media. Let's do that more.
Speaker 2: Dal Why are you what are you all are you doing? Oh?
Speaker 2: Those are our pop up shirts that we have in
Speaker 2: the space. But yeah, thank you guys so much for watching.
Speaker 2: If you're around l A and you want to come
Speaker 2: around and look at our physical media media help help.
Speaker 4: M.
Speaker 2: Fuck if you've ever wanted to touch ourselvestuff and I
Speaker 2: don't meet our private parts by Heaven Gallery. We have art,
Speaker 2: we have media, we have love.
Speaker 1: We have love and all right, M.