1 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 1: Cameras rolling. 2 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 2: We're about to make miss a movie Magic, the movie Magic. 3 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 2: My name is. 4 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: Enya Humansor, and my name is Drew Phillips. You know 5 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: why I was named Drew Phillips. Why because my dad 6 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: was like when he walks up to the plate when 7 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 1: he's batting in the MLB, it's Drew. Just sounds so 8 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: much better than like. 9 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, like ah, like what they'd be like, why why 10 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 2: are they saying? Why okay, welcome number SANDAG. We're here, 11 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 2: We're here, We're here in our house. Nothing, nothing weird 12 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 2: is happening. 13 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: There's no strings hanging down over there that apparently I hate. 14 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 2: The last episode, somebody commented I love them, but these 15 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 2: damn strings, and it was like this cute little light 16 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 2: I have that has a bow on it, but only 17 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 2: the strings weren't frame. Sorry, sorry, we're not We don't 18 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,680 Speaker 2: have set designers, and it's just like run by us 19 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 2: and we're like doing all this like labor. 20 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: Grass by something. It's all grassroots. 21 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're from the ground up, Like we're just like 22 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 2: really committed to making like something that I make people happy. 23 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 2: And apparently that's not good enough. So I was like, 24 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill myself. 25 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 3: Yeah. 26 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: Period. Do well, let's take out these iPhone notes and 27 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: take a look at what I've have written down. 28 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 2: Okay, what's if I was eating a banana that one 29 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 2: episode that someone got pissed at me, Oh it is bread. 30 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: Bread. You were macing on some fucking bread. It was crazy. 31 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: It was so. 32 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,919 Speaker 2: Hungover that I felt like if I didn't get anything 33 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 2: in my body, I was gonna like keel over. 34 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. That there's a trend there. It seems like you're 35 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 1: hungover every single episode in some capacity. 36 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 2: I'm hungover. I'm fucked up. I didn't see by I'm 37 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 2: so high. I'm not gonna tell. 38 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 4: You what I got high on. 39 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Do you know World of Shirts? I know 40 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 1: you know World of Shirts? Josh. Someone made a TikTok 41 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: account because Josh was like, oh, I'm gonna like slow 42 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 1: it down, like thank you for calling me out, like 43 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 1: I am going a little too hard with alcohol, respect 44 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: because he is, and it's like diabolical. But he immediately 45 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: fell back into it because that it's just not you 46 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: can't just quit alcohol like that. And someone made a 47 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,519 Speaker 1: TikTok account going through every single one of his tiktoks 48 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 1: that he posts and getting a timestamp and like recording 49 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: in records, like the amount of alcohol he's drinking, so 50 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: like from like starting at like eleven am, he'll have 51 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: like a tall boy of like Mike's hard lemonade, and 52 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: then at like four am, yeah, and then at like 53 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: two pm he'll have a beer, and then at five 54 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: pm he'll have like another MIC's hard lemonade. And they 55 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: taking notes, yeah, like and share take notes, can share. 56 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 2: About literally like the worst thing that ever happened to people. 57 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, but so that account is pretty interesting. 58 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,360 Speaker 1: But I'm also like, y'all are preying upon somewhere. 59 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 2: Are you pocket watching my boy? Yeah, y'all are pocket. 60 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,519 Speaker 1: While alcohol watching him. Bro, like leave him the fuck alone. 61 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,839 Speaker 1: But yeah, they also like we're telling up how much 62 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: he spends on alcohol a day. But I'm just like, 63 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,080 Speaker 1: y'all need to stop lool corying this boy. 64 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 2: He's like literally a person. 65 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: Like it's so bizarre. 66 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 2: So, guys, you might find that the people you are 67 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 2: making fun of our people. 68 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: You might find that exactly exactly what they might be real. 69 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: They could be real. 70 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 2: They could be real people with real feelings behind that 71 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 2: behind that iPhone. 72 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, well I came up with an app idea and 73 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of people. A lot of 74 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: people would be scared. 75 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,080 Speaker 2: A lot of people will be using it. 76 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people will be using it. And 77 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 1: it's I think it's genuinely a billion dollar idea. 78 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 2: Just like blah blah blah blah blah blah. 79 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,119 Speaker 1: It's Drew. 80 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,839 Speaker 2: I just say stuff and I don't to get it out. 81 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 1: Oh wow, I. 82 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 2: Just had this good idea about writing a book. That's 83 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 2: not real. 84 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 1: I have a good idea, dude, that is so one 85 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,160 Speaker 1: of the funniest. 86 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,039 Speaker 3: My name is Drew, and I a Greek Kai. I 87 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 3: leave my hand on his lower back. 88 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god. I hugged him and then I put 89 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 1: my hand. 90 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 2: This is why we need hr because you are attacking him. Yeah, 91 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 2: you are. 92 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: You're accusing me of things I never date. 93 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 2: He would never do that. 94 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 3: I didn't see you guys for like three weeks, and 95 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 3: then I see Drew and then he hugs me and 96 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 3: squeezes my love handles and goes I needed this. 97 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 2: Well, he was. 98 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: It's crazy because if I show love to the people 99 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: around me, I'm deemed evil. But if I don't, I'm 100 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: deemed evil. 101 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,039 Speaker 2: So there's no winning, Like if you didn't touch Carl 102 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 2: like that, he'd be like I miss your touch and 103 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 2: warm and tunder touch. 104 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: So it's like what do you really exactly? But anyways, 105 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:05,720 Speaker 1: the app idea, So I was just sitting there thinking 106 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, there needs to be an 107 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 1: app for this, but not for me, but for other 108 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 1: people obviously. But I'm thinking what needs to happen is 109 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,160 Speaker 1: there needs to be an app that, like okay, tracks 110 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: you in like the location you are at all moments 111 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: of the day, and like all the other users, it's 112 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 1: almost like a social app. It tracks all the other 113 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: users in their locations. And what we could do is 114 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: hyper specify that app for gay people, so gay people 115 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: can meet each other and like hang out and go 116 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: on dates and like love each other and do things 117 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: like that and not do us Like. 118 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 2: What is it called. 119 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 1: I'm thinking about calling it like diner or something like that, 120 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: like you go eat at a diner. 121 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 2: Oh, you could call it like finder, like finding a friend, 122 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 2: like you could call it friender. 123 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 3: You call it back shots too. 124 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: Maybe I just said it's not for sex, bro Oh 125 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 1: sorry I just said that. And then there's another app 126 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: idea that I can go into about like posting pictures online. 127 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,919 Speaker 2: Sorry sc thecket in the window and it's like so violent. 128 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: But we could also like make an app where like 129 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: it's like a social app. Like I don't know if 130 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: this is a thing yet, but like you can post 131 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 1: like pictures of yourself online and you have like a 132 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 1: profile where people can follow you, and you follow people, 133 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,279 Speaker 1: and there might even be like a discovery page and 134 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 1: like a place where you can message people privately and 135 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,599 Speaker 1: then there's comments and likes and stuff. 136 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 2: But wait that like we have it's that's Instagram, that one. 137 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 2: That one we have, the other one, the other one. 138 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,839 Speaker 2: I was on board with you because we don't have that, 139 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 2: but I was thinking the other one. We could do 140 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 2: it for straight people because gay people get everything. 141 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 3: Now. Yeahs oh, missionary, we'll call that one. 142 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 2: We'll call that one missionary. Gay people will kind of 143 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 2: we'll call it finding. 144 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:01,920 Speaker 1: I make a spot. 145 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,279 Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'll pluck those. I'll tweet for you. 146 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 3: Oh did you do it to like contour your journey? 147 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, to make make my ki my kabela. Why have 148 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 1: we never talked about talked about that? Kai Bela, Kai Bello, 149 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 1: whoa Yeah, and it's like, kaybela, that's the vibe. It's 150 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: just something I've been thinking about that's really interesting. 151 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 2: I'm like fucking tired of this set. I fucking hate 152 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 2: the set. M I hate sitting. 153 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: Well, what are we gonna do about it? 154 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna move? Should we just fucking move? Like 155 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 2: this ship's fucking boring? We should just moved to the 156 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 2: living room or something like. 157 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 1: I just like that might be hard, but sure, no, dude, 158 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 1: like watch. 159 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 2: It, like literally, like Kai can cut it, Like it'll 160 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 2: take like three se seconds. 161 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, It's take like three seconds. 162 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just like sitting in that chair. It 163 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 2: was pretty easy, honestly, Like you'd be shocked what women 164 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 2: can do when they put their mind to it. Oh, 165 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 2: we let Kai sit in camera. So if you start 166 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 2: to feel uneasy and you're like there's a presence in 167 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 2: the room, I don't know, Ky, just if you can 168 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 2: just like swivel so your whole back is turned to 169 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 2: the camera, just like, Yeah, I don't want you to 170 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 2: be like, we have other chairs in the room too, 171 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 2: you don't. 172 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,840 Speaker 1: Have to be like let him sit there. 173 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 2: Looks like, straight up, I've ever seen any humans sit 174 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:32,720 Speaker 2: on a chair? 175 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:33,959 Speaker 3: How do you sit cool? 176 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,200 Speaker 1: Like, love yourself. 177 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 2: You're supposed to man, spread, take up your space. 178 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 1: You deserve this space just as much as everybody. 179 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 2: Honestly, we want to see an aura dominating from your dominating. 180 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:50,959 Speaker 1: What the hell is? I don't know how Toulating. 181 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,200 Speaker 2: Is not the best chair. When I was building it, 182 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 2: I was like, this doesn't feel like the most ergonomic terra. 183 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 2: But I didn't have to, you know, I had it 184 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 2: was crunch time. 185 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 3: In this chair. It really does feel like I'm giving 186 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 3: you like couple's therapy, you. 187 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 1: Know, Let's try it out. Let's try it out. 188 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 3: Okay, how is this last week? Guys? 189 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: I'm horrible. She's a bitch. I hope she burns and 190 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: how I hate her? 191 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,920 Speaker 3: Dude? Okay, cool? How do you feel about what you 192 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 3: just I mean. 193 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 2: I'm shocked and I'm taking a back because I thought 194 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 2: we had an amazing week. We made love every single 195 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 2: night and it was difficult to keep going. He had 196 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 2: many moments where he couldn't keep it up. But you know, 197 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 2: oh there's pills for that now. 198 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,959 Speaker 1: And I've been going to my church group. I've been 199 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,920 Speaker 1: going to my church group. A bunch on the grinder app. 200 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, no one find her. 201 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 1: Find her app Wait, the craziest thing. No, I'm not 202 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,280 Speaker 1: even get it in. 203 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,120 Speaker 3: Have you guys talked about just as your therapist. Have 204 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,240 Speaker 3: you guys talked about the fact that Drew's gay and 205 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,960 Speaker 3: maybe that is what is. 206 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,080 Speaker 2: Oh, we pay you to fucking sit here and make 207 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 2: shit up? 208 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm sorry. 209 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 2: Can they come back please? 210 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,600 Speaker 3: I don't know what I we could. 211 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 2: Keep going to beat up. 212 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,760 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm just I'm trying to help you this. 213 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,439 Speaker 3: This is like an existential problem in your relationship. 214 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,599 Speaker 2: No, honestly, now he's still going. He's still going. The 215 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 2: h the although I wanted us to cut and I 216 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,839 Speaker 2: wanted you to come back and like vote back. 217 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 1: Crazy. Okay, So to get back into it in the 218 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: last episode, Okay, to. 219 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 2: Get back to it, Okay, perfect transition. 220 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: Can I fucking live? Can I fucking live and breathe? 221 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm allowed to Okay, Um, right, Okay. 222 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:51,600 Speaker 1: So in the New York episode, I posted a picture 223 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: of my screen time, and in that screen shot, at 224 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:02,319 Speaker 1: the very bottom of it, I didn't crop it. 225 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 2: Correctly and wait, what was Actually it's not even. 226 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,920 Speaker 1: That fucking big of a deal because it's it's the 227 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,000 Speaker 1: Grinder app and it's fucking for churches, and y'all should 228 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,440 Speaker 1: be praising me and thanking me that I was on 229 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: the Grinder appt for thirteen hours, twelve hours whatever. 230 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 2: I know you were dedicating a lot of time to God. 231 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,760 Speaker 2: It's because you had a hard week. You needed some relief, 232 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 2: some stress, some pleasures, and you find pleasure in God. 233 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,440 Speaker 1: You can't do shit anymore, bro, you can't live your life. 234 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,720 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm attacked every day for being a Christian. 235 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's hard, Like we're just living in 236 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 2: a day and age where it's it's more normal to 237 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,600 Speaker 2: follow your zodiac sign, not God. It's like, what are 238 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,160 Speaker 2: we even what? We're headed towards dark times? And my 239 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,320 Speaker 2: friend can't even use the app that finds him peace 240 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 2: and love and fills him with so much joy. 241 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 1: Fills me, like, fills me deeply with. 242 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 3: Joy, getting stuffed with joy? 243 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 1: Well, should we talk. 244 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 2: About how Drew locked me out of the house. Drew, 245 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 2: Actually we had a bad week because he fucking locked 246 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 2: me out of the house because he fucking hates me. 247 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:03,200 Speaker 1: Now I was over I wait, No, we need to 248 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,080 Speaker 1: preface this because this space in general has been like 249 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 1: very stressful for us, and I was falling asleep very early. 250 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,200 Speaker 1: But now take it away. 251 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 2: Okay, So if you haven't noticed, we're in the pop 252 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 2: up space. By the time this episode comes out, we're 253 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,839 Speaker 2: heading into the last weekend of it being around sof 254 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 2: and you're in LA you should, oh my god, you 255 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:27,160 Speaker 2: should pass by. Hopefully by then there will be throw 256 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,560 Speaker 2: up and pissed all over the floor from the fantasic. 257 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,120 Speaker 1: And if you little fucking rodent steal something, we have 258 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:38,240 Speaker 1: armed guards that will shoot you, motherfucker. So I don't 259 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,840 Speaker 1: touch shit. I see all your little snarky comments. 260 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 3: By the way, guys, now that I'm on camera, I 261 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 3: am on my phone, but I'm taking notes like I'm working. 262 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,640 Speaker 3: I'm not like I'm not like on Instagram or like playing. 263 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:53,439 Speaker 2: We're gonna see he's on Friender too. That appen is 264 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,559 Speaker 2: spreading really quick. 265 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,120 Speaker 1: The truth is spreading really quick. 266 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 2: Anyways, We've been here every day, like we've been planning 267 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 2: this for a really long time. But then like once 268 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,320 Speaker 2: I had to go into motion. I don't think we 269 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 2: took into account the stress that it was of like 270 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,880 Speaker 2: setting up a space, moving everything. We are freaks and 271 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 2: we have control issues. So we were like, we need 272 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,640 Speaker 2: to do everything on our own because we're freaks and 273 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 2: we need help, and we should maybe take medication so 274 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,080 Speaker 2: that our life is easier. But that's neither here nor there. 275 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 2: And we've been going home and knocking the fuck out 276 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 2: and going to sleep super early. And yesterday I had 277 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 2: committed to going and meeting up with somebody for the 278 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 2: first time. I was like, I need to just do it, 279 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,559 Speaker 2: because I need to make it so that I can 280 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,640 Speaker 2: hang out with this person in like normal casual settings 281 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:39,080 Speaker 2: and it doesn't have to be like the big scary 282 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,960 Speaker 2: thing that adults do where it's like, yeah, let's get 283 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 2: dinner and like meet for the first time. Yeah No, 284 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,360 Speaker 2: never that, never that. 285 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:54,719 Speaker 1: Meet Amy ad t give me your meat, sit with that. 286 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 1: Oh I am I did nothing wrong. Oh I feel 287 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:00,840 Speaker 1: good of myself. 288 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 2: But my dinner with this person ended really early, like 289 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 2: earlier than I thought. Thank god it ended earlier, because 290 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,839 Speaker 2: you would have actually been fully comotosed by the time 291 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 2: I got home. On the way home, I realized I 292 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:15,040 Speaker 2: didn't have my keys because we had to go drop 293 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,200 Speaker 2: off a car. But Drew just had my fucking car. 294 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 2: He had my car in my car keys because he 295 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,120 Speaker 2: doesn't let me have my own car on Fridays because 296 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 2: he knows that I'll go on the streets and I'll 297 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,120 Speaker 2: get my shit right through, and he doesn't trust me anymore, 298 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,480 Speaker 2: so he hides my keys. So I have to sneak 299 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 2: out my window and take an uber. But getting back 300 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,120 Speaker 2: inside is the worst part, and it's really difficult. How 301 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,760 Speaker 2: was this my fault taking my fucking key. 302 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 1: You've proven time in time again that you can't handle 303 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 1: having your car on the weekend, and this is what happens. 304 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 2: Well, I didn't even do anything. I met up with 305 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:52,160 Speaker 2: one person one okay, five, there was five involved. 306 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 1: And it was on video and she's lying again and. 307 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,600 Speaker 2: We're posting on ig Stories two days, so make sure 308 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:02,440 Speaker 2: you go in and interact, ask questions about anyways. I 309 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 2: fucking started heading home at ten fifteen and I called Drew. 310 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 2: His ship went straight to voicemail because this motherfucker apparently 311 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,240 Speaker 2: doesn't pay his fucking box bill. Actually it's because he 312 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,640 Speaker 2: uses his goddamn iPhone all day and then if he 313 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 2: doesn't put on the charger, it's not gonna be useful. 314 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 2: And I headed home. I think I called Drew forty times. Wow, Wow, 315 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 2: don't touch Tuna Box on camera. 316 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god, off, motherfucker. 317 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 2: That's her name. Everybody was always like, what's her name? Yeah, 318 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 2: well no, that's her Tuna Box. She doesn't have a 319 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,920 Speaker 2: name yet, but not box. 320 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 3: Are you talking about Gilbert? 321 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 1: Godfreed, this is Gilbert. 322 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 2: This is his gunk? 323 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:45,240 Speaker 5: Yes? 324 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 3: Does it have a penis on that one? 325 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:49,880 Speaker 2: Want to know? 326 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 3: Can? 327 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 2: You're gonna be very frank when you take a look. 328 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 1: It is really two size. 329 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,800 Speaker 2: Watch your finger bites, watch your fingers. 330 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 1: No, it literally does it has a mouth? 331 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,280 Speaker 3: Okay, sick. I will look at that later on the camera. 332 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 6: It's like five Nights at Freddy's, except the private parts 333 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 6: of these dolls eat the people. Oh okay, that makes sense, Yeah, 334 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,000 Speaker 6: sense because we believe in punishment for pleasure totally. We're 335 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 6: very Catholic over here. 336 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I mean Drew's building an app for people 337 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 3: to go to churches. 338 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,920 Speaker 2: You should actually make it, and like it could just 339 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 2: be like a really low runner app, but it should 340 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 2: be churcher. You would get in so much trouble. Anyways, 341 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 2: I called Drew forty five fucking times, probably, like that's 342 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 2: my assumption. 343 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:38,680 Speaker 5: It was. 344 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,720 Speaker 2: I called him so many times. 345 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 1: He went through. 346 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 2: None of them went through on his phone, So my 347 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,880 Speaker 2: phone just makes it look like a crazy person. I 348 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 2: literally felt like someone's crazy ax waiting outside after going 349 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 2: out for a drink and being like, let me. 350 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 3: Wait. 351 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,000 Speaker 2: This video is literally mean to do it. 352 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:58,280 Speaker 1: But she called me seventy five times, but like. 353 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,680 Speaker 2: You. 354 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,240 Speaker 1: Please let me have sex one more time. 355 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,399 Speaker 2: That was me to Drew last night, trying to get 356 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,200 Speaker 2: into our own house. 357 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:15,359 Speaker 1: But like in the most unlucky way, my phone. I 358 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,040 Speaker 1: never let my phone die for some reason, and my 359 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,200 Speaker 1: phone died last night right before I went to bed, 360 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,280 Speaker 1: so I put it on the charger. And iPhones, if 361 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,840 Speaker 1: you put them on the charger dead, they don't automatically 362 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,919 Speaker 1: turn back on. So my phone was just off. And 363 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 1: so you called me one hundred and fifty times. 364 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,240 Speaker 2: I literally called you twenty five times. 365 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, any crazy crazy girl. 366 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 2: I called him from ten to fifteen to ten forty five, 367 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,960 Speaker 2: And I think, what woke you up? Like this didn't 368 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,360 Speaker 2: wake you up? But I got a video of it, 369 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 2: and like we're gonna try and crop this so that 370 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,639 Speaker 2: people don't see the front door so they don't kill 371 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 2: us and murder us. That's an awesome picture of me 372 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 2: sitting at the front door because I was so cold, 373 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,480 Speaker 2: and I also had to eat in and I was 374 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,879 Speaker 2: so fucking hungry. I was cold, I was hungry. I 375 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,440 Speaker 2: was scared that I was gonna get killed because the 376 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,080 Speaker 2: murderers come out at night to play and kill me. 377 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,760 Speaker 2: The can I think what woke you up subconsciously was 378 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,959 Speaker 2: I had a huge brain moment and I connected to 379 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,960 Speaker 2: my home pod and the TV, and I blasted ice 380 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:15,119 Speaker 2: Spice for like twenty five minutes. Not twenty five minutes, 381 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,120 Speaker 2: but I blasted it for like ten minutes on and off, 382 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 2: and I kept starting it over and over again because 383 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,480 Speaker 2: I was like, this has to wake them up. But 384 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,200 Speaker 2: he says, that's not. 385 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 1: Even what I really I really like. What happened is 386 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,240 Speaker 1: I got home and like I even in my head, 387 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, I need to go to the 388 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 1: gym because we're the hot water at our house is 389 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,520 Speaker 1: being shitty right now. It's only hot for three seconds, 390 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,320 Speaker 1: so I need to shower. Yeah, And so I was 391 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:39,439 Speaker 1: gonna go to the gym, and like it's it's our 392 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 1: home fault. But ironically, we pay our bill for the 393 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 1: first time in two years, and we don't have hot water, 394 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 1: Like their shower. 395 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,520 Speaker 2: Is broken, but we've been too busy to get it fixed. 396 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,639 Speaker 2: So every day I subject myself to a cold shower 397 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,160 Speaker 2: before bed. 398 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:55,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hell. And then now it's like sixty three 399 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,719 Speaker 1: degrees in our house when we wake up. So I 400 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,760 Speaker 1: had to take a cold shower this morning, and like 401 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: I swear to God, my nip like almost like fell 402 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,679 Speaker 1: off my fucking body. Like they were so hard they 403 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,480 Speaker 1: could have ripped through, Like sure, but what happened is 404 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,120 Speaker 1: I just like. 405 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,400 Speaker 2: Oh wait, he had something to say about that. 406 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 3: I was just like like how hard were they? Like 407 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:16,360 Speaker 3: how hard did they get at their hardest? Like how 408 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,120 Speaker 3: hard did they get? 409 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,920 Speaker 1: Diamond? Diamond? 410 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,320 Speaker 3: Have you guys experienced any like dopamine boosts? 411 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:25,520 Speaker 1: No? 412 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 3: No, well, Joe Rogan says that like your dopamine, just 413 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,480 Speaker 3: like skyrockets. 414 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:36,000 Speaker 2: I have never been so much closer to death. I 415 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:40,640 Speaker 2: literally closed my eyes and my dreams. I'm battered and bruised. 416 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: Wait, I'm so confused by this conversation right now. 417 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,600 Speaker 2: Oh because of cold showers. They say showers like lift 418 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,439 Speaker 2: your spirits. 419 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,679 Speaker 1: No, no, literally, like when I get out of the shower, 420 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,440 Speaker 1: I actually for like five seconds contemplate killing myself because 421 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,040 Speaker 1: I'm so cold, Like I'm just like, oh, it'd be 422 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: easier to be dead. 423 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 2: Literally gets down to like sixty two degrees. We just 424 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,199 Speaker 2: started running the heat finally. But we woke up one 425 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 2: morning and it was sixty two degrees in the house 426 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,880 Speaker 2: and we were like, this is no way to live. 427 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, we must turn on the heat. This is crazy. 428 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:11,280 Speaker 1: And then it had like the cool like hot air 429 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,800 Speaker 1: smell that kind of like fills up like yeah, when 430 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,160 Speaker 1: it burns all the dust, like. 431 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's like, oh, it's finally trying to 432 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,240 Speaker 3: get cozy again. 433 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 2: Oh my god, have you ever been comfortable. 434 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:26,680 Speaker 1: Talking about? 435 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,280 Speaker 3: Like, look how comfortable I am Right now? 436 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 2: You were saying, what woke you your nighttime planned for? 437 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 2: I fully me out of the house. 438 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,120 Speaker 1: I fully entered rim sleep. And I was only asleep 439 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 1: for like max an hour, Max an hour. That's my 440 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:47,760 Speaker 1: drag name, and I just can't win. No. I was 441 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 1: asleep for like maybe an hour total. And I think 442 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 1: what woke me up was one being like, hella fucking 443 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,280 Speaker 1: cold too, my TV show was really fucking loud, And three, 444 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 1: right before I went to bed, I like ordered uh 445 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,120 Speaker 1: burger King because I wanted the orange burger. 446 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 2: That was the most jarring part is getting there and 447 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,600 Speaker 2: standing outside realizing not only am I locked out, but 448 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 2: I'm hovering over the stinkiest bag of food. 449 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,400 Speaker 1: And I was like, it was the orange burger from 450 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,480 Speaker 1: Burger King? Can you actually blame me? I didn't know 451 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,080 Speaker 1: they had one. 452 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,600 Speaker 2: I was texting Sabrina. I was like, bro, I'm literally 453 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,719 Speaker 2: fucking locked out, and like, this is the worst day. 454 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,840 Speaker 2: I'm like so tired, I'm so stressed out. I need 455 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,919 Speaker 2: to wake up early. This is a nightmare. And then 456 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,600 Speaker 2: I was like, I just feel like I'm like going 457 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,480 Speaker 2: through it. And I was like, but I'm not alone 458 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,879 Speaker 2: because Drew ordered Burger King, so that motherfucker isn't a 459 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:40,480 Speaker 2: bad place like Postmates earlier, early enough in the day 460 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,040 Speaker 2: that your options are endless. 461 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,440 Speaker 1: It was like nine, yeah, but you have to. 462 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 2: Look up Burger King because Burger King isn't like you 463 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,800 Speaker 2: don't open Postmates and Burger King's at the top. 464 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,679 Speaker 1: Like, I just wanted the orange fucking burger and the 465 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,280 Speaker 1: chicken fry. 466 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,359 Speaker 3: What is is it orange flavored or orange color? 467 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,640 Speaker 1: No, it's orange color with black sesame seeds all over 468 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,560 Speaker 1: the top. And it's supposed to be like spook Halloween 469 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:05,400 Speaker 1: and it's Ghost Pepper and Halopino. Anyways, I think subconsciously 470 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,360 Speaker 1: Christmas time. 471 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,119 Speaker 2: When we were at the concert, I keep petting it off. 472 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:12,480 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. This is the last time. But when 473 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,000 Speaker 2: we were at the the fake concert and me and 474 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,440 Speaker 2: Josie were getting a drink, I did my fake laugh 475 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,080 Speaker 2: and I finally got a real reaction out of something. 476 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:25,280 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like Josie and he goes oh. I was like, 477 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:26,879 Speaker 2: what is there something wrong with my laugh? And he 478 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,320 Speaker 2: was like no, It's like it's. 479 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,160 Speaker 1: Almost like an arm. 480 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,840 Speaker 2: And I was like, that's a rude thing to say 481 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,960 Speaker 2: about someone's laugh and he was like, no, come, I'm like. 482 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I'm just now we're gonna laugh again. 483 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,640 Speaker 2: And then he just was like laughing and I. 484 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,919 Speaker 1: Was like, sound's wrong with you? Yeah. It was a 485 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,440 Speaker 1: really joying moment. And also at the fair Webster concert, 486 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,720 Speaker 1: I was mo, washing will insert the video here. 487 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,959 Speaker 4: I'm not. 488 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,760 Speaker 1: Wonderful moment. 489 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,280 Speaker 2: So you decided you hate yourself so much you were 490 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,159 Speaker 2: gonna get the Spooky Burger on November fifteenth. 491 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I wanted a month after their expired. 492 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,400 Speaker 1: It has like jalapinos on it, all that shit ordered 493 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,680 Speaker 1: at five point thirty. It said it was going to 494 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,840 Speaker 1: get there at like nine ten. Actually we can check 495 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 1: what time it got there. But I think said consciously 496 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,080 Speaker 1: in the back of my brain, I was like, fuck, 497 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,399 Speaker 1: I need to eat dinner, and this is like my dinner, 498 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,280 Speaker 1: so I need to eat it. Sat outside for like 499 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,439 Speaker 1: an hour. I still ate it. But for some reason, 500 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 1: I took one bite of that fucking burger and then 501 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: just like vomited for like five minutes. And Enya wasn't 502 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,040 Speaker 1: home at this point. She had gone back out to 503 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: do whatever the fuck cheat on me or some shit 504 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,919 Speaker 1: like I don't know what the hell do. 505 00:23:59,080 --> 00:23:59,800 Speaker 2: I gotta get my look. 506 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 1: But I was like throwing up, and I texted him. 507 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I'm like so sick, like I 508 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,320 Speaker 1: don't know if I'm going to be able to go tomorrow. 509 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,399 Speaker 1: Woke up fine. After I threw up, I felt like 510 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,199 Speaker 1: literally the best I've ever felt in my life. Ate 511 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,239 Speaker 1: the entire burger king meal, and then I ate an 512 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:18,040 Speaker 1: entire salad or not like half of a salad, and 513 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 1: then a little cup of mac and cheese. So I 514 00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 1: two dinners last night. Oh my god, luck at you 515 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,120 Speaker 1: at like eleven minute. 516 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 2: It was because your stomach. You were on that app 517 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,199 Speaker 2: that you shouldn't be using anymore, and you threw up 518 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,040 Speaker 2: the gay demons. So that's why you felt so good 519 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 2: after because you were back to being my man, my 520 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 2: straight man, my man. Yeah, Drew fucking locked me out, 521 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,360 Speaker 2: and I literally I was like, this is pushing me. 522 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,080 Speaker 1: Like that's what dogs pushed me to the edge. 523 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 3: The friends I did, they'll like be really sick and 524 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,080 Speaker 3: they'll throw up and they'll like eat them. You completely fine, 525 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,280 Speaker 3: then eat the vomit. And then that's what. 526 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 2: You're did because burger king close and he really wanted 527 00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,600 Speaker 2: that fucking burger. 528 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:10,400 Speaker 1: Right, I love a right, right, I have a bunch 529 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:10,879 Speaker 1: of notes. 530 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 3: Do before you go into the nuts? Do I look 531 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 3: cool right now? 532 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,600 Speaker 1: You look at big in camera? 533 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 2: You look probably like scared really somehow. No, you look good, Bro, You're. 534 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,920 Speaker 3: Killing because I'm kind of trying to have like one 535 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:25,560 Speaker 3: arm back. 536 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,360 Speaker 1: It's like your legs are dates. 537 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,359 Speaker 2: How do I like, do you get like extremely. 538 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,440 Speaker 3: Conscious of your like like that's just standing. 539 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,919 Speaker 2: So you'll be the killer at your dates? 540 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,239 Speaker 3: No, I'm being present when like that like being up 541 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 3: in their grill and ship. 542 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,400 Speaker 2: Really present in your own body so you can't even 543 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:44,920 Speaker 2: hear what this. 544 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,440 Speaker 1: Person is say. 545 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,840 Speaker 3: Oh my freaking guy, you're so beautiful, Like, oh. 546 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,800 Speaker 2: My freaking god, I would love to make you smile 547 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 2: all night long. 548 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,119 Speaker 3: Because that's smileing crap. 549 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:57,640 Speaker 1: Seriously, like holy okay, but you would look better without makeup, Oh. 550 00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:00,720 Speaker 3: My god, Like literally, what the hell gonna you? 551 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,119 Speaker 1: Bat? You? 552 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:03,919 Speaker 2: Holy crap, you look amazing tonight. 553 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 3: I need to sit down. I am sitting down already. 554 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:09,399 Speaker 2: I got to call the waiter over here to get 555 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,040 Speaker 2: a picture of us together. I need to remember this 556 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 2: night for the rest of my life. I gotta show 557 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,520 Speaker 2: this to our kids. 558 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,439 Speaker 1: Kai's an insult, No, I'm not. 559 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,920 Speaker 3: I'm yeah. 560 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,280 Speaker 2: He's an in cel if your name was Sell because 561 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,920 Speaker 2: he's all up in you. Yay. 562 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:34,280 Speaker 1: Kay's got like unspoken quiet okay. 563 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,600 Speaker 2: Actually speaking of this, relationships are so fucking funny because 564 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,760 Speaker 2: some of y'all look so goofy standing next to each other. 565 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,880 Speaker 2: Like sometimes I just look at couples, I'm like, look 566 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 2: at you, Ah, So that's not this bit. 567 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,639 Speaker 3: You look goofy because your husband's gay. 568 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,640 Speaker 2: Tell him, tell him you're not. 569 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,760 Speaker 1: I'm not yay, I'm not okay. 570 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I've believe that. 571 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:06,560 Speaker 1: I'm not gay. I'm not okay, I am not okay. 572 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 2: Oh woka, Oh that's good. 573 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,760 Speaker 3: You're a nasty man. 574 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,040 Speaker 1: I'm a nasty woman. 575 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,439 Speaker 2: But yeah, I saw a picture with the. 576 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 1: President who looks like he bathes in cheeto. 577 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:29,000 Speaker 2: Wait, Obama's not my president. Fuck oh, but I would 578 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,159 Speaker 2: vote for him. Like, is that girl from Canada she 579 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,720 Speaker 2: like made a rap about Obama? 580 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,560 Speaker 1: You're flopping right now. I don't know what you're talking about. 581 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,960 Speaker 2: Well, I stumbled upon pimple chicken and cump chicken all 582 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,119 Speaker 2: in one night. If anybody wants to see what that 583 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:44,720 Speaker 2: looks like. 584 00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:46,679 Speaker 1: What are you even saying? 585 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:47,359 Speaker 3: Chicken? 586 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,359 Speaker 2: Okay, so. 587 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,520 Speaker 3: Watch what it is. 588 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 2: Tell me that's not pimple chicken. Okay. So it looks good, right, 589 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,360 Speaker 2: it looks like delicious, And it's like, okay, like, what's 590 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,000 Speaker 2: he gonna do the butter? Listen to the way he 591 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,120 Speaker 2: says butter, but because. 592 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,480 Speaker 1: Using this ingredient butter. 593 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,520 Speaker 2: Look at that. 594 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,520 Speaker 1: Chicken, oh like popped pimple chicken. 595 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,160 Speaker 2: It's and then. 596 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 1: Okay, actually I was like, what the hell are you saying? 597 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:28,040 Speaker 1: You're exaggerating, but no, like you're literally it's. 598 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:31,359 Speaker 2: Quite literally chicken and colored chicken. 599 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,080 Speaker 7: Because I'm going to be using this ingredient butter, and 600 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 7: to run this experiment, it's pretty simple. I'm going to 601 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 7: be injecting as much butter as I possibly can inside 602 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,760 Speaker 7: of this chicken breast. The more the batter, to be specific, 603 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,520 Speaker 7: a whole pound of butter, not being cheap, the more 604 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,000 Speaker 7: wholes the batter I kept poking too. There was no 605 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 7: way I can add more. I'm determined to make this 606 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,800 Speaker 7: chicken breast exciting. 607 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 1: I want the second one. I went the second one 608 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,719 Speaker 1: so bad. Okay. Something I've been seeing a bunch of 609 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:08,880 Speaker 1: is like these like videos that like are obviously fake, 610 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,120 Speaker 1: like the most fake shit ever. It's almost like they're 611 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 1: they're recorded on sets, they're paid videos, like they pay 612 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,320 Speaker 1: these people to make them, and they're like of like 613 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:24,320 Speaker 1: situations like surprising his wife coming home from the military 614 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: early or something, and like things like that, and like 615 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,480 Speaker 1: or like teacher yells at student and like they scream 616 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 1: at each other, and like the teacher or the student 617 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,320 Speaker 1: takes up for themselves and like it's just ship like 618 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:40,080 Speaker 1: that and sorry, what was I think? 619 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,160 Speaker 3: The same true, your hand is. 620 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 1: Like where the fuck? 621 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,480 Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, I can't do shit. 622 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,040 Speaker 1: I can't put my hand anywhere I want to put it. 623 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,000 Speaker 2: Think all because tuna box perches. 624 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 3: I instinctually just went back to the pussy part of 625 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:56,560 Speaker 3: the doll. 626 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,080 Speaker 1: They put the pussy part of the burden KFC. I 627 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,120 Speaker 1: swear to fucking god, they put the pussy part of 628 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,600 Speaker 1: the bird in KFC and Chick fil of gay like 629 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,640 Speaker 1: they did they did something different without chicken. It's chick 630 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 1: fil a. 631 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,360 Speaker 2: Oh okay. I was like, heard you say something else? 632 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 3: He still has his hand there. 633 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,280 Speaker 2: Dude, he's cold. You can't just let him get a 634 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,600 Speaker 2: little fucking warm down. 635 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,400 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought you'd be on my side. 636 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:24,120 Speaker 2: That Like, he looked so scared. 637 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, what else? I'm filled with terror? 638 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: What was I saying? Oh? The fake videos. So there's 639 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,640 Speaker 1: like a hell of fake videos online and then they 640 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,680 Speaker 1: have like millions of likes, like not views, likes, tens 641 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,240 Speaker 1: of millions of views, millions of likes, and then you 642 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:44,520 Speaker 1: go into the comments and every single comment believes it 643 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 1: and has like fifty thousand, sixty thou seventy thousand something. Yeah, literally, 644 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,040 Speaker 1: like shut the hell up challenge, but every comment like 645 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 1: believes it, and I'm just like, damn dude, Like misinformation 646 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,760 Speaker 1: like really is like going to be the fall of 647 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: the American Empire. Like this is crazy that, Like it's 648 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,880 Speaker 1: not even like going to. 649 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,640 Speaker 2: See American Empire since. 650 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,200 Speaker 1: We don't tea. It's literally the tea of the situation 651 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,920 Speaker 1: in all of that. But yeah, it's like. 652 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,120 Speaker 3: The accidents busted. 653 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 1: Yeah they're beat as fuck. 654 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,560 Speaker 3: Like it'll be like, oh my god. 655 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,040 Speaker 2: But then you you think about that and then like 656 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,440 Speaker 2: these are people who can't even communicate to their friends 657 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,640 Speaker 2: and be like, hey, what you did hurt me? So 658 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,920 Speaker 2: it kind of makes sense that like they see that, 659 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,720 Speaker 2: they're like, dude, I've never seen somebody had to cut. 660 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,040 Speaker 1: Off another fake bitch. Like that's their vibe is like 661 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,080 Speaker 1: they're like, I have to cut this bitch off. 662 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,520 Speaker 2: No speaking dan bitches who lie? 663 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:45,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, like she cheated on her partner with my boyfriend, 664 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 1: Like fake bitches. 665 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,080 Speaker 2: I think that's like kind of a valid one though, Like. 666 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,960 Speaker 1: You're one of them. You're one of them. 667 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:59,000 Speaker 2: Me having sexual relationships with your mother has nothing to 668 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,160 Speaker 2: do with me cheating on you. You told me I was 669 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,720 Speaker 2: allowed to do that because I'm keeping it in the bloodline, 670 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,360 Speaker 2: and as long as it's your mom or your sister, 671 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,200 Speaker 2: I can do it. That's what you said. And you 672 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,280 Speaker 2: said especially if it's your sister, because it's just like you. 673 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,360 Speaker 2: But a girl help. 674 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:15,720 Speaker 3: Your guys' relationship is beyond toxic. I've never My other 675 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,080 Speaker 3: clients are Will Smith and Jada Pinkins. 676 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,239 Speaker 2: I was gonna say, because we're brutiful like they they 677 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,760 Speaker 2: called they called themselves like I think brutiful, like it's 678 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,880 Speaker 2: brutal and beautiful. 679 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 1: Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Rue Paul, the Pa brothers. 680 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,840 Speaker 2: Where did that come from? 681 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,440 Speaker 1: You just said Rupel and I thought of Rupel's stilt skin, 682 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:43,440 Speaker 1: Rumpel stilt skin, Rue Paul's drag race. Just it came 683 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,200 Speaker 1: to me. But that's someone made a picture of that 684 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,960 Speaker 1: and it just been in a fucking psyche for some reason. 685 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,120 Speaker 2: Well, I can't say. I'm bitches who drive the speed limit. 686 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,360 Speaker 2: Oh laterally it pisses me off. 687 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,560 Speaker 1: It should be illegal to drive this. 688 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,840 Speaker 2: We really know it needs to be illegal to drive 689 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,240 Speaker 2: the speed limit. If you were on the highway and 690 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,760 Speaker 2: you were actually doing fifty five, I'm gonna start throwing 691 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,640 Speaker 2: rocks at your back. 692 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,240 Speaker 3: Around shield limit. In fact, I'll go fifty four. I 693 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,160 Speaker 3: can just in case I get a little tired and 694 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 3: I accidentally, you know, accelerate. 695 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,760 Speaker 2: Well, shouldn't be driving tired anyway. So actually, you're a 696 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,840 Speaker 2: fucking menace to society. 697 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:18,760 Speaker 1: Tired. 698 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 2: I don't get tired. I stay up. 699 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:22,320 Speaker 1: Never that. 700 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,200 Speaker 2: No, you'll never catch us tired. Ohe me and this girl, 701 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,040 Speaker 2: we don't get tired. 702 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,560 Speaker 1: Never ate it. 703 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:32,720 Speaker 2: Drew up here, has any morsel of food, he will 704 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,160 Speaker 2: pass out. I watched him take a small bite of 705 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,000 Speaker 2: a banana because he was scared that if he ate 706 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,000 Speaker 2: the whole banana he would fall asleep. This motherfucker needs 707 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,360 Speaker 2: to go to a doctor, like it's like actually, and 708 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,320 Speaker 2: he was also he was eating the banana secretly because 709 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 2: we were in here like filling it out and doing like. 710 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,200 Speaker 1: People don't need to see me eat a fucking banana. 711 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen you eat more than a banana. 712 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,200 Speaker 1: What now, you're you're actually pissing us off. You're actually 713 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,960 Speaker 1: pissing us off, telling us we're toxic. 714 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:11,160 Speaker 3: You guys hired me. You guys hired me. Okay, now 715 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:11,919 Speaker 3: now that i'm more. 716 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 2: Actually fire you and throw you on the street. I'm 717 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,880 Speaker 2: gonna go in your house and throw everything out the windows. 718 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,680 Speaker 3: It would be cool if you just threw me through 719 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:21,280 Speaker 3: this window. 720 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,799 Speaker 2: A few people I could like fully pick up and 721 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,680 Speaker 2: throw out windows like people underestimate how strong I am. 722 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, women are super bad, bitch. 723 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,680 Speaker 1: Women are beautiful and strong. 724 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,600 Speaker 3: Like are not wrong? Women are beautiful as. 725 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,160 Speaker 2: And vaginas look good too. 726 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,360 Speaker 3: Guys, right, dude, pussies look amazing. 727 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:50,919 Speaker 1: E don't say that word. Come damn, you got up there. 728 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,319 Speaker 3: That's sounding good? All right? 729 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,520 Speaker 1: Well wait wait wait, wait wait, I'm looking done. 730 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 2: No, I'm not talking anymore. 731 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:56,920 Speaker 1: I'm done. 732 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,480 Speaker 2: I'm done for the episode. I let out my last cry, 733 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,959 Speaker 2: last car for help, and nobody fucking listened. Per usual, 734 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,960 Speaker 2: I'm always like help me home. 735 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,960 Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I can't believe I literally forgot about this. 736 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,000 Speaker 1: But on the way home from dropping off the truck 737 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,120 Speaker 1: last night, we had to rent a truck for this shit, 738 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,160 Speaker 1: and it was like three hours away and it was 739 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,120 Speaker 1: hell on earth, and we had to like drive there 740 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,960 Speaker 1: and back like eighteen times. It was just like the 741 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,279 Speaker 1: worst fucking vibe ever. But on the way back, I 742 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,400 Speaker 1: dropped in you off at her little dinner with her 743 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,840 Speaker 1: friend because she's not allowed to have her car or 744 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,400 Speaker 1: her keys. 745 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,440 Speaker 2: And he asked, make sure the friend I'm seeing I'm 746 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,319 Speaker 2: not having vets with. 747 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,759 Speaker 1: I have to vet them every time. 748 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 3: But that's crazy. 749 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,480 Speaker 1: I dropped her off, and like literally five minutes away, 750 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:40,080 Speaker 1: I see a dead body in the middle of the street, 751 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,239 Speaker 1: and then I see a police car going this way 752 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,520 Speaker 1: and a police car going that way with lights shining everywhere, 753 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,759 Speaker 1: like looking, I'm assuming looking for the person that did it. 754 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,520 Speaker 1: But I literally saw a dead body or what I'm 755 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,520 Speaker 1: assuming to be a dead body, because no one was 756 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,479 Speaker 1: fucking helping this version. 757 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,960 Speaker 2: I were just laying the killer was passing. 758 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was read as the crimes. 759 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:01,759 Speaker 3: Yeah. 760 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,480 Speaker 1: I was revisiting their crime soon. 761 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,760 Speaker 2: Because it's too it's too hard to get to Central 762 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,720 Speaker 2: Park and like dig up the bodies that he always 763 00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,120 Speaker 2: talks about Central Sea Park. 764 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,680 Speaker 3: Why did you choose Central Park? I've always kind of wondered. 765 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,040 Speaker 1: That because I love Central Sea. 766 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,600 Speaker 2: Oh I didn't think about that. I mean, I I 767 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,680 Speaker 2: think you started that before, but I guess in a 768 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,440 Speaker 2: way you predicted it. 769 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,560 Speaker 1: No, I've been like a really early Central Sea fan, 770 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,000 Speaker 1: like before all you bitches, like I've just known him 771 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:31,239 Speaker 1: for decades since he was like in like Europe or 772 00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,640 Speaker 1: where the fuck he's from, like where like eating. 773 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,200 Speaker 2: Chips, beans and tomatoes. 774 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,759 Speaker 1: Yes, I love I literally love that joke so much 775 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,719 Speaker 1: that like the British eat like their Germany is still 776 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,120 Speaker 1: flying overhead dropping bombs, like like their beans and their 777 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,600 Speaker 1: fucking tomatoes and their blood, Like they just eat blood 778 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,080 Speaker 1: every morning, like you're crazy. 779 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,080 Speaker 3: It's like a sausage fill. 780 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. 781 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,120 Speaker 2: Honestly, I ride for that breakfast. I think that's a 782 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:57,760 Speaker 2: good breakfast. 783 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,799 Speaker 1: But both times we've had it together, you were like, 784 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:02,720 Speaker 1: this is gross. 785 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,879 Speaker 2: Well because I feel like we've only had it at 786 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,960 Speaker 2: the worst places ever, Like we had it with Elsie 787 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,480 Speaker 2: and she was like, this is like the worst example, 788 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,440 Speaker 2: but I have had it once and that that it 789 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:16,480 Speaker 2: was good at one spot. It was in Paris. Guys, 790 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 2: you just have to go to the root of the 791 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,400 Speaker 2: food you want. 792 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,160 Speaker 1: Paris food sucks, dick, Yeah, it does. It really. 793 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,880 Speaker 2: Beans on toast is too lit, like I you see 794 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,759 Speaker 2: means like spread on toast. That ship is so fucking yummy. 795 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 2: Oh look, Kai's on there? 796 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,799 Speaker 3: Am I on there? Wait? What is that? Is it? 797 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,279 Speaker 3: Actually me? 798 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,680 Speaker 2: No, that's not you it's just sah, that's not you either. 799 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,440 Speaker 3: Here was it too? 800 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:53,240 Speaker 2: It's really mean, but I'll show you after because it has. 801 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:59,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was me being militia. I was expecting to 802 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,160 Speaker 3: see like a very we saw yesterday. 803 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,400 Speaker 1: It was a dude that looked just like you. Like 804 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,279 Speaker 1: it was scary. I tried to get a picture of it. 805 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,480 Speaker 3: The amount of guys that look just like me, it's insane. 806 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,040 Speaker 1: Yeah. 807 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,160 Speaker 3: I get tagged every day on TikTok. I get tagged 808 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,239 Speaker 3: in like thirty things and it's the same guy. It's 809 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:16,759 Speaker 3: all the same. 810 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,200 Speaker 1: Is the perfume? 811 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,880 Speaker 2: If I'm just living my life and people are tagging 812 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,080 Speaker 2: this person, I don't know. 813 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 3: Dude, there's there's so many there's so many iterations of 814 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,560 Speaker 3: me on TikTok that I've gotten tagged in over the 815 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,840 Speaker 3: last month. It's fucking insane. 816 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,160 Speaker 1: Damn. 817 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,160 Speaker 3: One of them is some kid that dances really well. 818 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,640 Speaker 1: Well, you dance good. 819 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,400 Speaker 3: I do dance incredibly. 820 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, you see the butt crack that was out. There's 821 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,439 Speaker 1: every once in a while there's just like an ass 822 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:40,960 Speaker 1: hanging out. 823 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:46,320 Speaker 2: Oh, like somebody passes with their butt crack out like here, Yeah, 824 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,560 Speaker 2: all right, do you want to hit your sigh off corner. 825 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,640 Speaker 1: I only have one see corner today. But oh my god, 826 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,839 Speaker 1: I'll just say this, I don't believe in babies. I 827 00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,720 Speaker 1: think babies aren't real. I think there's only three babies 828 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,640 Speaker 1: that are real because I don't see babies other than 829 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:04,799 Speaker 1: the three that I see. 830 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,920 Speaker 2: That is true. It's rare to see babies just out 831 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,960 Speaker 2: and about, but I guess they're babies. So like, how 832 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,640 Speaker 2: often are you just like taking them to like the 833 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,240 Speaker 2: hookah bar, because that's where we hang out, so usually 834 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,240 Speaker 2: we want to see a baby. 835 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,080 Speaker 1: Shit, Yeah, we love hookah is. 836 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,759 Speaker 2: Going to hook launches together, we get a bottle, we 837 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,200 Speaker 2: get the girls out with the fireworks. 838 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,640 Speaker 1: Like I've been like fading away slowly through this podcast, 839 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,239 Speaker 1: like I feel crazy. 840 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:37,080 Speaker 8: Okay, Grils, si Up Corner, Rills Syup Corn DW sig 841 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,239 Speaker 8: Up Corner, Drew this one. 842 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,120 Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. 843 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,200 Speaker 1: Daylight Savings is weird. It's only seven forty, but it 844 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,640 Speaker 1: feels like I'm going to kill myself and then die alone. 845 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:54,560 Speaker 2: Wow. 846 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,080 Speaker 3: Can I make yeah like just thro stylid. 847 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it. 848 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:05,480 Speaker 3: Every squad, Every squad has an enigmatic, magnetic, beautiful queen 849 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:10,160 Speaker 3: and you and an incredible ball of energy, King drew 850 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,319 Speaker 3: and a stupid gesture that should be left out in 851 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,240 Speaker 3: the rain and maybe pushed in front of a car. 852 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:22,680 Speaker 1: No, no, no, like a beautiful, comfortable like wear's a 853 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:23,720 Speaker 1: white T shirt? 854 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:29,120 Speaker 2: Guy okay gave confident so happy that he found it 855 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,160 Speaker 2: in himself to leave the house because if I looked 856 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,239 Speaker 2: like him, I wouldn't. Guy in a white T shirt. 857 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,800 Speaker 3: I'll fucking take that. I'll take that. Thank you. Guys. 858 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 2: Your bravery assounds me, and you will never not be seen. 859 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,560 Speaker 1: You have so much confidence. Like if I had even 860 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,880 Speaker 1: a sliver of your confidence, it. 861 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,840 Speaker 2: Would probably be a millionaire. If I had a sliver 862 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,000 Speaker 2: of your confidence, I'd be up there. 863 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,319 Speaker 3: Wow, guys, thank you so much with you, Oh my god, 864 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,239 Speaker 3: thank you. Me watching it back when I edit it 865 00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:56,960 Speaker 3: and like seeing it. 866 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,480 Speaker 1: Falling down your face. 867 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,400 Speaker 2: You printed out frame by frame and your whole wall 868 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,080 Speaker 2: is like covered in it. If you spin fast enough, 869 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:05,440 Speaker 2: you just. 870 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,480 Speaker 3: Watch it is covered in come. 871 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,040 Speaker 1: Come yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew you were going to 872 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,880 Speaker 1: say that. Look me in the eyes. 873 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,160 Speaker 3: I can't. It's hard for me. 874 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,640 Speaker 2: All Right, we gotta go because I got to mac 875 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,360 Speaker 2: on that tune of box before we get to like, oh, my. 876 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,239 Speaker 1: We need to do a media. We need to do 877 00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,560 Speaker 1: a media that way. 878 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,120 Speaker 2: I've just been watching a lot of South Park. That's 879 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,880 Speaker 2: like literally all I do. 880 00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:33,120 Speaker 1: In a while. 881 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,920 Speaker 2: But I got a stizzy and I just hit my 882 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,200 Speaker 2: stizzy and I cheep on my my. My media is 883 00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,560 Speaker 2: I chief on my sizzy, and I watch. 884 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,680 Speaker 3: So much it south Park that is equally super sad 885 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,640 Speaker 3: and super sick. 886 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,359 Speaker 2: I need it. If I don't get it, I will die. 887 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:53,280 Speaker 1: My media is Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Anything he's ever done. 888 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,920 Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting that. 889 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,600 Speaker 1: I've been watching v It's like a spin off of 890 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,000 Speaker 1: the Boys, and it's goaded with the sauce. It's pretty cool. 891 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,799 Speaker 1: I really really enjoy it. 892 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,200 Speaker 2: Why do you talk like that? 893 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:10,239 Speaker 7: Oh? 894 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:17,680 Speaker 1: Fuck off? How about that? And then I like interface 895 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,040 Speaker 1: corrupted by Sugars. 896 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,360 Speaker 2: I like that. 897 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:33,560 Speaker 5: Wait, why don't we do physical media? 898 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,800 Speaker 2: I just cave to fuck But she won't meet it. 899 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,799 Speaker 3: I like physical media. Let's do that more. 900 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,000 Speaker 2: Dal Why are you what are you all are you doing? Oh? 901 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,040 Speaker 2: Those are our pop up shirts that we have in 902 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,200 Speaker 2: the space. But yeah, thank you guys so much for watching. 903 00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,879 Speaker 2: If you're around l A and you want to come 904 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:04,040 Speaker 2: around and look at our physical media media help help. 905 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:06,239 Speaker 4: M. 906 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:12,480 Speaker 2: Fuck if you've ever wanted to touch ourselvestuff and I 907 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:19,160 Speaker 2: don't meet our private parts by Heaven Gallery. We have art, 908 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,480 Speaker 2: we have media, we have love. 909 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:52,920 Speaker 1: We have love and all right, M.