1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,239 Speaker 1: Jubles dirty Little Secret. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 2: Hello, oh my god, Hi guys, So are you good? 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 2: You have a dirty little secret? Yes? 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:16,600 Speaker 1: What is it? Okay, this is gonna sound a little contriving, 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: but hear me out. Okay, okay, So well, it's not 6 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: about me. It's about my best friend in a situation. 7 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:26,319 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it. 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 2: Okay. 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks ago, my best friend called 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 1: me up and she's like, hey, do you still. 11 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 2: Have some of my decorations? So I was like, yeah, 12 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 2: I guess I was holding on to some of her 13 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 2: decorations for the holidays. And I was like, yeah, yeah, 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 2: I have them. They're in a box in my garage. 15 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 2: I'll just drop them off at your house. 16 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: So she was like, okay, cool, if I'm there, just 17 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 1: like walk in, just drop them off, like I don't 18 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: want you to leave them. 19 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 2: Outside because like they're really nice. I was like, yeah, 20 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 2: that's fine. 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: So I grabbed the box and I drove over to 22 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: her house and I see her boyfriend's car is there, 23 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: so I assumed that she was there as well, and 24 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: she just like told me to like put them inside 25 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: the house. So I was like, okay, I go in 26 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 1: and I put the decorations in the front, like the 27 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 1: front of the living room like before your area. 28 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,320 Speaker 2: But I hear stuff upstairs. 29 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, okay, like they're home, so I'm 30 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 1: just gonna be like, hey, how are you whatever. So 31 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: I'm used to like going into their house at this point, 32 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,040 Speaker 1: so it's not like a big deal. 33 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 2: So I go upstairs and I. 34 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 1: See her boyfriend, but it's her mom and they're making out. 35 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 1: It was so awkward, Like I stared at her and 36 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: I was like, and I like ran down the stairs 37 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: and I left. Yeah, it was it was really awkward. 38 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 2: It was really weird, and you didn't tell her no. 39 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: So I have a bright idea, and this is what 40 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,160 Speaker 1: I have been doing for the past few weeks. I 41 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: texted her mom and I was like, hey, I saw 42 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: how contriving you are and that's really messed up. 43 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 2: You're doing that to your daughter. 44 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: And I'm not going to tell her, but you're going 45 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,800 Speaker 1: to have to pay me one hundred dollars a week. 46 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 2: So you're yeah, is she doing it? And she's doing it. 47 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 2: So this is my plan. 48 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 1: I am going to save up her mom's money and 49 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: I'm going to tell my girlfriend. I'm going to be like, hey, 50 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,399 Speaker 1: by the way, your mom. 51 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 2: Is doing this. 52 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: She's been paying this amount of money to keep it quiet, 53 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: and you not can get rid of him because I'm 54 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 1: going to give you money for your rent and it's 55 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: going to. 56 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 2: Be your mom's money. 57 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: At first, I was like, yeah, okay, her mom for 58 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: her best interests your sick twisted robin hood. 59 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of cool. 60 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: I can't tell her, but I'm not going to solve 61 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: anything because he's like, she's going to kick him out 62 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: and she's going to be struck for money. So I'm like, 63 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: you know what, they're gonna do it regardless, I might 64 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: as well get paid, and now we can kick him 65 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: out because she's gonna have enough money to save up. 66 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 2: But then he doesn't even know. 67 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: Won't the mom stop paying you once you tell the 68 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,119 Speaker 1: daughter because she's gonna find out you told the daughter 69 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: when the daughter kicks a boyfriend out. Yeah, but I'm 70 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: gonna make her sweat first, Like I'm getting my cake 71 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: out of this. 72 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 2: I'm trying to make her nervous. Okay, I'm trying to 73 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 2: make it nervous. Yeah, all right, Well, thank you for 74 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 2: telling us your dirty little secret. 75 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: Me really, any mom that does that to her daughter 76 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: deserves the sweat. 77 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah mm hmm. Well, thank you guys for letting 78 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 2: me get that. I really appreciate it. 79 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.