1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet. 6 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. 7 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 1: You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat. 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 2: the graphics guy. 10 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: I have friends. 11 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick. 12 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: You know, we're in South Bend, Indiana, and all of 13 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 1: a sudden, I got people telling me asking me about 14 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,279 Speaker 1: Bad Larry, telling me stories about Bad Larry. Some guy 15 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: named Pumpy. Is that his name? Pumpy? Larry Larry? Every week? 16 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: This is Larry. 17 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here, Okay, Okay. 18 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: I was talking to about the guy I met in 19 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 1: South Bend when we went for the Notre Dame USC 20 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 1: game named Pumpy. 21 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, my boy, Pump okay. 22 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: Uh. He specializes in. 23 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 3: What drinking shots and bartender okay. 24 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: Also he's a bartender. 25 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 3: Yes, okay, springing like golf club. I don't know if 26 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 3: we should be saying. 27 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: This, probably not. Well, we did the bag and then 28 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: I meet the guy who kind of heads up their 29 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 1: media center, Pat Scanlon used to be a sportscaster in Jersey, 30 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: and uh, all of a sudden, he goes, hey, I 31 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 1: know bad, Larry, No way, yes, Jesus. The fact that 32 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,479 Speaker 1: it was two two people. No, So Pat Scanlon, who's 33 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: a Jersey guy used to work for the cover the 34 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: New York Giants. Larry, that's when you speak. 35 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 3: I thought you were trying to explain to shy. Yeah, 36 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 3: I know, Pat Scanlon, very. 37 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: Well, what are you doing? Wait? Wait, come on, are 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: you in drugs? Larry? Are you drinking? 39 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 3: Okay? Here, you know I work Tuesday and Wednesday at 40 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 3: the Army camp. They fucking need me today. So I 41 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,679 Speaker 3: told him, look, I'm driving to Connecticut tonight. I don't 42 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:17,839 Speaker 3: know if I should be saying this, so I said, look, 43 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 3: i'll give you the six o'clock, but I already have 44 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 3: a one o'clock botchy tournament schedules. So I'm gonna do 45 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 3: the podcast, I'm gonna go do the boxiet then I'm 46 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 3: gonna leave it six. 47 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: And you're going to am I seeing you tonight. 48 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 3: Okay. Now here's where it gets a little. I might 49 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,920 Speaker 3: I might not drive to Connecticut till tomorrow morning. I'll 50 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 3: be up to the wife when I get home. But 51 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 3: you will see me tomorrow at the latest, but possibly tonight. 52 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 3: Now it'll be too late tonight. 53 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: Okay, well tomorrow not coming up yet to you? 54 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, you're if you're coming up here, you're getting a 55 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 4: spray tan. 56 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 3: Will I'm only coming up there to take the ferry 57 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,079 Speaker 3: to over Long Island for that engagement party. 58 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: Cool? Perfect. 59 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 3: I don't think I can't be the center of attention 60 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 3: at the engagement party. 61 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:18,799 Speaker 4: You're going to do it either way. 62 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 3: That wouldn't be fair. 63 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: Aren't you going to be the center of attention? No 64 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 1: matter if you get a spray tan. 65 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 3: Or not there, it'll I'd be drawn way more with 66 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 3: the sprays hand. I got people who want to come up. 67 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 3: Pumpy is one of them. He wants to come up 68 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 3: for the spray can and he won't be able to 69 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 3: make it tomorrow. 70 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: So oh well that case, Oh yeah, we got to 71 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: have Pumpy there. 72 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 4: Picture you dark is setting sprays han a white suit 73 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 4: at the engagement party. 74 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: Those teeth are gonna glisten. But can you wear white 75 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: after labor day? 76 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 4: What's worse wearing it after labor day or at a wedding? 77 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't wear white. 78 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 4: At a wedding, worse engagement party though. 79 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're white party recapping bad Larry uh one 80 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: one unit last week? 81 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 3: Right, Shay's Dallas Cowboys killed me. 82 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: Hay got one unit last week. So you're plus nine 83 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: bad Larry's minus one. Dylan is minus thirty one and 84 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: a half one year. See that's the when you go, 85 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 1: oh man, you must have a bad week. No, only 86 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: lost one unit. 87 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 4: When you lower your expectations, you win more often in 88 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 4: your on mind. 89 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,039 Speaker 2: Jesus, uh Jesus. 90 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: So we start to show today, right before the start 91 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:32,839 Speaker 1: of the show, and all of a sudden, it's like 92 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: Chauncey Billups has been arrested, Like, oh, what happened last night? 93 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 1: Hey coach last night? No ship, hall of favor Chauncey 94 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: Billings yeah yeah, and gambling scandal and did he target 95 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,359 Speaker 1: fish to come in? And then they had all kinds 96 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: of like a you know, cheating with glasses and marked 97 00:04:54,440 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: cards and an X ray table poker table allegedly alleged 98 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: at the Italians are back. They the mom they they mentioned, 99 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 1: I mean they've been gone for a long time. Welcome 100 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: back to the chat. 101 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 4: John Gotti Jr. Is back in business. 102 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: Let's go so secret shuffling machines, unbelievable credit uh or 103 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: I should say card reading, poker, chip trays, X rays, 104 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: contact lenses, glasses. It's insane. It is insane. 105 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,839 Speaker 5: I thought it was like the prop thing for Chauncey, 106 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 5: but I guess that's rosier. There's a bunch of them 107 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 5: with that. But Chauncey was just getting big old allegedly 108 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 5: fish to come play with, you know, NBA superstars and 109 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 5: all this ship, and they're just dumping hundreds of thousands 110 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 5: of dollars onto the fucking table. 111 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: At what point do you say? Now, Bad Larry would 112 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 1: play a weekly poker game and he'd play against some 113 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 1: really shitty poker players and they'd always be retired doctors 114 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: or whatever, and Bad Larry never lost. They would always lose, 115 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,720 Speaker 1: but Larry would say they'd always come back. At what 116 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 1: point do you say, why is it that I keep 117 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 1: losing winning your junkies? Yea, And I'm not accusing Larry 118 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: of cheating. I'm just saying that's these guys kept losing, right. 119 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 3: No, No, but Dan, so there's eight guys in a game. 120 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 3: I can win every week, and I did for like 121 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 3: fifteen years. But the other six guys or seven guys 122 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 3: in the game, three of them will winning, four lose, 123 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,839 Speaker 3: and they would win, you know, back and forth every 124 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 3: other week. There's a couple of guys who lost every 125 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 3: week and a couple of guys who won, you know, 126 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 3: ninety percent of the time. And that happens in most 127 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 3: poker games. 128 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 5: I have a yeah, I have a game with Private 129 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 5: Equity dudes that we play monthly, and it's like it's 130 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 5: the same exact story. 131 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: The losing doesn't like, the same guys lose, same guys lose, 132 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:53,279 Speaker 1: and I mean, the all ends over and over, rebuy, rebuy, rebuy. 133 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: It's it's it's crazy, but the same dude show up 134 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: every time it's announced. But but to have an X 135 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 1: ray take that's different different. 136 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 4: I've seen those glasses where you it can allegedly but 137 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 4: you yeah it can, it can like uh, the print 138 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 4: like it basically turns the card like semi translucent. I 139 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 4: think it like sees through, so you can kind of 140 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 4: just catch like the corner of like the suit or 141 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 4: like number, like if it's an ace. 142 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 5: Or whatever, somebody could get killed. That's when you got 143 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 5: to host the game yourself. You say no, no, no, We're 144 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 5: gonna do it at my house this time. I've lost 145 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 5: ten weeks in a row. Let's see what happens at 146 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 5: Mi casa. 147 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,480 Speaker 1: Mother. That's what you know. 148 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 4: You know that Phil Ivy story where the poker player 149 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 4: he with Baccara, he at the Borgatta and uh Crockford's casino, 150 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 4: and then I think he basically because he was such 151 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 4: a high roller, he went to them and he was like, 152 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 4: and it's not unheard of. He's like, here's my list 153 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 4: of like playing demands, because you don't think you can 154 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 4: be superstitious. So he's like, I want this brand of cards. 155 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 4: I need a Cantonese woman sitting next to. 156 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 1: Me playing blowing smoke in my ear. 157 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, and like a bunch of other shit, and that 158 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 4: it was this one brand of cards that she could mark. 159 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 4: She knew how to mark them, so like the backside 160 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 4: of the playing card as a teal if it's a 161 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 4: suited card or whatever, or like a face card. 162 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a flaw in the design of the card. 163 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 1: And he found it. 164 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 4: Took him for like combined like thirty million or something, 165 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 4: and then the Borgata wired him, and then the Crockford's 166 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 4: one withheld the wire and then they both suited him. 167 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 4: They won, they won, which is kind of I mean, 168 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 4: like kind of bullshit because they're fucking you the entire time. 169 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: They could see now wait, they won the lawsuit even 170 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: though they were cheating. No, no, no, no, Phil, I mean 171 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: cheating is a strong word. He found an edge with 172 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,440 Speaker 1: the design, he gained the system. Yeah, and he won 173 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,200 Speaker 1: a bunch of money for casinos and coos were like, 174 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: fuck you, you're cheating, and they suited him inn open court 175 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,160 Speaker 1: and they won. He got all their money back. Yeah. 176 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 1: Oh wait, so he made thirty million yeah yeah, yeah yeah, 177 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: and then they basically came after him for it, playing 178 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 1: bakaradude that's fucking. 179 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:59,720 Speaker 4: Yeah crazy and just with this Chinese lady next to him, 180 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,719 Speaker 4: just telling him in his ear like you know what's coming. 181 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 1: Monkey monkey monkey. They screamed for face guard, Larry Nose, faceguard, 182 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: monkey monkey. 183 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:11,880 Speaker 2: Damn. 184 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:13,679 Speaker 1: But it is. 185 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 4: But this argument was like, you, guys, I gave you 186 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 4: this list of demand slash requests, you fulfilled them. 187 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 1: I beat you for this amount of money. Yeah, I 188 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 1: mean found they're doing it to you. Yeah, well I 189 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,240 Speaker 1: guess if he says you got to use my cards, 190 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,120 Speaker 1: that's the only way it works. Yeah, like I'd immediately 191 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 1: say no. 192 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's guys who are like superstitious and like, 193 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 4: you know, like you can be like I, you know, 194 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 4: like I win more with bicycle playing, you know whatever, and. 195 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,440 Speaker 1: I need a cocaine on the tray with the Cantonese 196 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,040 Speaker 1: woman blowing smoking at her. That's what you would have 197 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 1: been and you still lose. But I'd win, Yeah, but winning. 198 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 1: Let me see. So we were in south Band. Notre 199 00:09:57,679 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 1: Dame is nine and a half most of the week. 200 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 1: It ended at ten and a half. Wow, because I 201 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 1: even thought that's a lot of points. Yeah, because I 202 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:12,440 Speaker 1: thought USC would travel. They roughed up Michigan and Notre Dame. CJ. 203 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:17,320 Speaker 1: Carr didn't play very well. No, absolutely, but love Machine 204 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:18,439 Speaker 1: was unbelievable. 205 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 4: You know, it suck those Someone here had him to 206 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,800 Speaker 4: have two plus touchdowns and he had like three hundred 207 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 4: fucking yards. 208 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,320 Speaker 1: But the nine and a half and they win by ten. 209 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,440 Speaker 4: Had you had you personally bet that game Saturday afternoon 210 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,280 Speaker 4: and got USC plus ten and a half, you would 211 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 4: have squeezed that one on the. 212 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't bet, No, I know, I want 213 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,760 Speaker 1: nothing to do with it. No, I still don't believe 214 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: it's been forty years. That's so weird. Would you ever 215 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: get back to it? Yeah no, no no, yeah no I'd 216 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 1: never get that retirement. No no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, 217 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 1: I have no interest in all Right. So Dan, here's 218 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,079 Speaker 1: what you're gonna want to do. You go to the Borgatta. 219 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,439 Speaker 4: You asked for a Chinese woman to sit next year. 220 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,599 Speaker 1: No, I want bad Larry blowing. 221 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 2: Dan. 222 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,199 Speaker 3: Dan, we're going down for a little Crisscross. 223 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:05,560 Speaker 2: Yeah. 224 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, Larry will be your Cantonese woman at the criss 225 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 4: Cross poker table. 226 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,440 Speaker 1: So Larry's really good at Chrisscross. I don't know how 227 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: he does at all. 228 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 3: There's no skill. 229 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 5: I lost four hundred bucks and fifteen minutes and there's 230 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,679 Speaker 5: no skill in boker at Uh, that's not true. 231 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 4: Technically you could. 232 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 1: You have to read the vibes. 233 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 4: Yes, and sure. 234 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: Now, bad Larry claims that he could tell he could 235 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 1: read me. Uh, playing cards. I believe that. 236 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, if we played poker, Dan, I would know what 237 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,719 Speaker 3: you had before you knew what you had. 238 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he said that to me, Larry. We got 239 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 1: to get into a poker game. I want to play cards, Larry. 240 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,000 Speaker 3: Okay, anytime. 241 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 1: I'm free most of the time, except for today when 242 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,920 Speaker 1: you're working. That would be the most larry thing ever. 243 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,920 Speaker 4: Is like, he's like a bad security guard, but like 244 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 4: an autistic, savant poker player. 245 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:01,360 Speaker 1: With spray Yeah, the Dark Spring? 246 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:04,440 Speaker 3: How much Dan? How much money did Chauncey Billups make 247 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 3: in the NBA? Right, I'm going to me, why why 248 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 3: is he sixing the card game? 249 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:14,720 Speaker 1: That's crazy? Well, I don't know what his kickback was allegedly, 250 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,800 Speaker 1: I don't know what that kickback would be. But let's 251 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 1: say somebody lost two hundred thousand. 252 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 3: Dollars and you brought him to the game. 253 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,600 Speaker 1: You brought him to the game, you get one hundred. 254 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: I would say they would give you fifty grand. I 255 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:31,439 Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's probably fatter than that. 256 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,440 Speaker 4: But it's probably also just he likes the like I 257 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,839 Speaker 4: feel like a lot of those guys just like kind 258 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:36,320 Speaker 4: of the Jews. 259 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 5: Let's say you're playing the game twice a month. Twice 260 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 5: a month, you're making a hundred grand cash, no taxes, 261 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 5: no nothing, it is safe, and you're doing that eight. 262 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:49,360 Speaker 3: Months a year your fucking friends or associates. That's that's impossible. 263 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,680 Speaker 3: He can't want to do that. I haven't. I haven't 264 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,319 Speaker 3: read anything about I heard in Rays this morning before 265 00:12:56,440 --> 00:13:00,199 Speaker 3: work someone told me that it was a poker game. 266 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:00,720 Speaker 1: Yeah. 267 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,840 Speaker 3: Why is It's not the NBA going. 268 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,880 Speaker 1: After, it's the FBI, it's Cashi apt Patel. 269 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got our finest on it. 270 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know, but I would think that playing 271 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 1: poker would give you that juice that you wanted if 272 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:23,120 Speaker 1: you're you know, a retired player like you have to 273 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 1: be coach like, well this is before he became a coach. 274 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 5: So, by the way, wait a minute, October is Italian 275 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,679 Speaker 5: Heritage American month, right, I don't Italian American Heritage month. 276 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:32,920 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure October is. 277 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,240 Speaker 5: So I think this, You know, my Cashi Apptel might 278 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,199 Speaker 5: have gone after the Italians during their month. This could 279 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 5: be reverse discrimination, Danny. 280 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,440 Speaker 1: That would be bad to put it out there. Why 281 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,760 Speaker 1: haven't they gotten them before? These families? I don't get it. 282 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,600 Speaker 4: I think they didn't then they kind of wasn't Gotti 283 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,880 Speaker 4: sort of the end of that for the most part. 284 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,640 Speaker 1: A little bit AFTERCA, what have they been doing? Stock manipulation, 285 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,960 Speaker 1: low shark and they're still doing booky stuff. Sure? Yeah, 286 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,200 Speaker 1: I think like prostitution, drugs, Yeah, prostitute. 287 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 4: I think they started doing drugs because drugs were always 288 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,960 Speaker 4: taboo like, and then. 289 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: Obviously La Costa. 290 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they would do it. It was like 291 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 4: not telling on your friends. And then they all did 292 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:14,679 Speaker 4: that too. 293 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 1: That. Yeah, I'm not going to prison. I'm tattling right now. Yeah. Okay, 294 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 1: So let's look to this week, Shay, you're the leader 295 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 1: in the clubhouse. Let's do. Let's do college football. Yes, sir, Ray, 296 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 1: did you find out how much Chauncey Billups has made 297 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 1: in his career. He's made one hundred and six million dollars. Okay, 298 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: but you can't say, well, he has the money. Guys 299 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 1: who are billionaires, you know, cheating on all. Yeah, you 300 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 1: can't go why would you do it? You're a billionaire. No, 301 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 1: you're right. Nobody's ever said I got too much money. 302 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:53,840 Speaker 1: No one, well except for you know, communists like yourself. 303 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 1: I'm a progressive, not a communist, but I mean, like 304 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,560 Speaker 1: communists has too much money. It's a joke, and they 305 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 1: say that and they take all the funds and keep 306 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 1: themselves in the polar boro. China's kind of done that. Yeah, 307 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 1: in Russia. Yeah, although he does Putin does spread the 308 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,480 Speaker 1: wealth with his buddies. Don't give props for. 309 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 4: That turns into an aristocracy. 310 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's made some friends be billionaires. It's a big deal. Yeah. 311 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 1: Not a lot of people could say that. But I 312 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:28,840 Speaker 1: remember the Olympics in Sochi and he he spent now 313 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 1: this was allegedly like forty eight billion dollars, no shit on. 314 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:37,160 Speaker 1: And he connected this ski mountain down to our village, 315 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 1: this beautiful highway. And then so he was creating this 316 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 1: little city and we were driving around and there were 317 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 1: fake houses. 318 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 4: It's like it's it's like uh North Korea, or the 319 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 4: grocery store is like fake oranges and. 320 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 1: No, no, no, there was nothing behind it. 321 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like a like a flash. 322 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,000 Speaker 1: It's like a Hollywood set where you just have a yet. Yeah, 323 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 1: so you would you would look at it and you go, oh, okay, 324 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 1: it's a house, and there would just be like would 325 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,560 Speaker 1: be hind it holding up this, you know, painting. It's 326 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 1: like downtown South Park. Yeah awesome, Yeah, all right, say. 327 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 5: Uh yeah tonight, Danny. We got a little South in 328 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 5: your mouth lane six and a half against Georgia Southern, 329 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:26,760 Speaker 5: and then I got two FCS games San Diego minus 330 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,640 Speaker 5: whatever the point star versus Davidson Fade Davison, and then 331 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 5: Penn plus the points versus Yale. This is at Yale. 332 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 5: I got seven and a half at my private little 333 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,760 Speaker 5: gambling forum online that I won't mention. 334 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: But San Diego the line pen is getting seven and 335 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: a half. Yeah, okay, we got to be We should 336 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,160 Speaker 1: go to the game. Is that Saturday, Saturday. I think 337 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:52,240 Speaker 1: penk could win. I really do. Uh, san Diego minus 338 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 1: the points? Do we know the points? I don't have 339 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 1: the line? No, but I'm going to hit that. Find that, okay? 340 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,840 Speaker 1: And then South in your mouth lane six and a 341 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 1: half in Northern Illinois. Yeah, and you weighing five and 342 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,840 Speaker 1: a half against Bulsted. All right, bad Larry. Your college 343 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,600 Speaker 1: football picks all. 344 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 3: One yearnit of stan I got Virginia Tech laying four 345 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,360 Speaker 3: and a half the cow five and a half, five 346 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,119 Speaker 3: and a half, Okay, I like Tech. I'm taking Bruckers 347 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 3: the College of New Jersey minus two and a half 348 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:25,040 Speaker 3: against Purdue, Auburn minus to one and a half against Arkansas. 349 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 3: And this one's a little shaky, but I'm gonna take 350 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 3: Alabama minus the eleven and a half against South Carolina. 351 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,679 Speaker 1: Ty Simpson is now the favorite to win the Heisman. 352 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,199 Speaker 1: That's crazy. He's a good, a really good quarterback. Give 353 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,320 Speaker 1: me Mendoza all day. He's done, he's done. Well, I'm 354 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 1: just saying ty Simpson got ripped a little bit that 355 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,159 Speaker 1: opening laws Florida State, and I'm like that dude is 356 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,640 Speaker 1: running for his life if they blocked for him. He's 357 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,679 Speaker 1: He's a good, really good quarterback. I don't know if 358 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 1: he's a Heisman. 359 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 3: Guy, but Jeremiah loving the conversation yet. 360 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,320 Speaker 1: I hope he is. 361 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,440 Speaker 4: But probably probably his best odds for a non for sure. 362 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:05,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Ray, Auburn's actually plus one and a half. Larry, 363 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,320 Speaker 1: I want to get on that. 364 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 3: Larry, Auburn is now plus one and a half. Correct, Wow, Wow, goods. 365 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,040 Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay with it. But I wish they were 366 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:16,639 Speaker 3: given points. 367 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,440 Speaker 5: No, I want to take that too. I want to 368 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 5: get on that. Auburt plus one and a half add 369 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,399 Speaker 5: me to that. Come on, we let's do this. 370 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 3: Ship I say, I think Arkansas I'm not name beat 371 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 3: him by forty. 372 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,359 Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, this is a Hugh Freeze moment. This is 373 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,639 Speaker 1: where Hugh shows up, does some dirt, wins on the 374 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:33,199 Speaker 1: road sec he stays around another fucking year. This is 375 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,080 Speaker 1: Hugh Freeze moment. 376 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,160 Speaker 4: And I've watched them ship their pants in the fourth 377 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,200 Speaker 4: corner a few times. 378 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,520 Speaker 1: Sa, Sa, I'm telling you this is a huge spot, 379 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,160 Speaker 1: all right, Dylan, all. 380 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,120 Speaker 4: Right, well Dan, in light of that, I'm absolutely taking Arkansas. 381 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:48,159 Speaker 4: That's my good right, That's gonna be a two banger, 382 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,040 Speaker 4: that's my big battle. 383 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 1: I need to start making up some serious birthday boy 384 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,520 Speaker 1: putting on his big yeah, double banger, double banger. 385 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 4: Okay, And I got Nevada plus twenty one and a 386 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:05,760 Speaker 4: half at home against Boise State, Ques plus sixteen and 387 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:10,400 Speaker 4: a half against Joji A Tech HM, the Memphis Tigers 388 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,320 Speaker 4: plus four and a half against South Florida. And then 389 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,920 Speaker 4: this is just a standing order Dandandy minus two and 390 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:17,880 Speaker 4: a half against Missoo. 391 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,520 Speaker 1: How about our guy at all, Hail King Pavia, who 392 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,880 Speaker 1: gets the Diego Pavia Award this week? You're not accepting that? 393 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 4: Why it's not an You don't accept that you're given 394 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 4: given for what? 395 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,520 Speaker 1: For what? Ray? 396 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 4: Why you're betting on Ivy League spreads that you don't 397 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,120 Speaker 4: even know the spreads of any lost. 398 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,840 Speaker 5: And I'm winning. That's the first Ivy League betup loss 399 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:39,040 Speaker 5: this year, the over in the under. I took the 400 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:40,879 Speaker 5: under in the Penn game and I lost. That's the 401 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,200 Speaker 5: one fucking Ivy League loss I've had. 402 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:44,720 Speaker 4: You may as well just give it to bad Larry, 403 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,560 Speaker 4: because Shay's acting a lot like him right now. 404 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,439 Speaker 1: Fuck y'all, I reject award. 405 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 3: You get the Diego Pavilla Award for one bad bet. 406 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,879 Speaker 3: That's what it was. You had a bad bet on 407 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,720 Speaker 3: the IVY. 408 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,640 Speaker 1: Thank you, Larry. That is kind of sad. Gets sad. 409 00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,920 Speaker 4: You gotta If you're gonna bet those, you gotta win those. 410 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:03,199 Speaker 5: On Larry's HR right now, he's going to pick up 411 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,359 Speaker 5: the phone. 412 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,640 Speaker 1: What other you got anything else? They're Dylan? 413 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,159 Speaker 4: Yep, I've got Texas A and M minus two and 414 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,600 Speaker 4: a half against LSUS. 415 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 1: Kelly BK loses. 416 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,680 Speaker 4: He's in bold on the unbeedables list, and I'm trying 417 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,640 Speaker 4: to stick to the gurney right fucking now. 418 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: That one's dad could be really dangerous. It could be 419 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,879 Speaker 1: really safe for all. Yeah, all right, say you're actually 420 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:31,880 Speaker 1: I got another one? Okay? Yeah? 421 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,119 Speaker 4: The Dakota marker Dan is up for contests south to 422 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,119 Speaker 4: katas Scota State. 423 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, North Dakota State. 424 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 4: Plus four and a half South Dakota State at home 425 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,440 Speaker 4: Jack Graba State the Jack. 426 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,000 Speaker 1: Now, I will watch that. Get hell yeah, I will 427 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,440 Speaker 1: watch that. Future Farmers of America. You gotta watch that game. 428 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,399 Speaker 1: But my brother went to South Dakota University of South Dakota, 429 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,679 Speaker 1: the Coyotes. That's the brother who came back with the 430 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 1: special treats. Yes, Andy, and my dad wasn't happy to 431 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,920 Speaker 1: see what my brother's brought back in nineteen seventy. Yeah. Cool. 432 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,080 Speaker 1: I'd be so happy if my kids came back with 433 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:03,880 Speaker 1: like a bag full of. 434 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,920 Speaker 4: Also, imagine going but imagine being intelleg. 435 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,280 Speaker 1: Like those are mine being. 436 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 4: In South Dakota or North Dakota and nineteen seventy in 437 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 4: college when that's you're in the you're in the sticks. 438 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you might have brought a shotgun back 439 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,399 Speaker 1: as well. That would make sense. That would make a 440 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 1: ton of sense. That tracks, that's that's essential. Actually, And 441 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,840 Speaker 1: he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Sounds smart to me. 442 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,320 Speaker 4: He's yeah, nineteen seventy, there was probably like seven more 443 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 4: bears there he was. 444 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:38,880 Speaker 1: He's uh square like he's you know, yeah, but he's 445 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,360 Speaker 1: you know, very very nice man, I like him already. Yeah. 446 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,639 Speaker 1: One of my idols. Oh cool, yeah, one of my 447 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:49,280 Speaker 1: beat leukemia, no ship. Yeah nice played football at South Dakota. 448 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,000 Speaker 1: That's cool. 449 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,520 Speaker 4: I'm back with stuff and a shotgun. That's pretty badass. 450 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,520 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. He got in a lot of trouble. 451 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 1: You know. He paved the way for the rest of 452 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,879 Speaker 1: us to it away with stuff. 453 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,040 Speaker 5: My eldest brother was like that, he was a train wreck. 454 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 5: One of my idols. Too big, big job, now big deal, 455 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,439 Speaker 5: blah blah blah. But he was a train wreck in 456 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,720 Speaker 5: high school. So every time I did something, they were like, well. 457 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:12,479 Speaker 1: Him. 458 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,680 Speaker 4: My sister had a fucking cakewalk. I was the paver 459 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:22,320 Speaker 4: and I now I remember coming home from like break 460 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:24,880 Speaker 4: one time, She's just on the couch smoking the living 461 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,840 Speaker 4: room catch smoking a bong, and I was like, I 462 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,479 Speaker 4: would have gotten murdered for that. 463 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,879 Speaker 1: In high school. I remember my second oldest brother, he 464 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,960 Speaker 1: was a DJ in Columbus, and I remember I went 465 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:39,359 Speaker 1: to see him with my mom. Oh yeah yeah, mister 466 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,680 Speaker 1: Bill afternoon drive and we go into his apartment after 467 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,919 Speaker 1: he's done, and he's got a bong on the table, 468 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,879 Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, man, this is gonna be awesome, Mom's 469 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,480 Speaker 1: going to go after him, and he talked his way 470 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 1: out of trouble by saying that he just helped him 471 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:01,200 Speaker 1: come down after he was doing his radio girl and 472 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: that that instead of drinking. Then he got to Uh, 473 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,760 Speaker 1: that's a pro move that I've actually used. She bought it. 474 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,480 Speaker 1: But this is also the same brother who I think 475 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,359 Speaker 1: it was right before homecoming weekend when he got the 476 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,159 Speaker 1: chalk thing for the football field and he drew a 477 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:21,879 Speaker 1: huge penis on the middle of the. 478 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:26,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, we sound like Kindred Spirits the rock on this 479 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:27,680 Speaker 4: that didn't go over. 480 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 1: Well, that's my new favorite brother. Well, he drew this 481 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:38,320 Speaker 1: huge penis on the football Yeah, huge penis on the 482 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,159 Speaker 1: middle of the football field. And I think it was 483 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:45,199 Speaker 1: homecoming uh night. There was a girl's track meet that 484 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 1: day too, with a huge penis on the football field. 485 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,720 Speaker 4: Drew a dick on the field and used the old 486 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 4: I'm smoking weed so I drink less thing. 487 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 1: That's yeah, genius. Yeah, And then you know I came 488 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,240 Speaker 1: along and they're like, I was sort of like Richie 489 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:02,120 Speaker 1: Cunningham from Happy Days. That was square. I didn't drink 490 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: at all in high school. I didn't do anything. You 491 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,840 Speaker 1: didn't even drink in high school. But I did love girls. 492 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,200 Speaker 1: I will say that I got in trouble. But the 493 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:16,440 Speaker 1: love you promiscuously eighth grade, eighth. 494 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,160 Speaker 4: In public or in school or just. 495 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:23,000 Speaker 1: What do you mean? No, like you know, kind of 496 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,720 Speaker 1: wherever you can go? Yea. Her parents would leave the house. 497 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:38,440 Speaker 1: Did she work second shift? Her parents? Now? Were she worked? Worship? Here? Ship? Yeah? 498 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:43,679 Speaker 1: So hell okay? What else? Uh so? All right, NFL 499 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 1: chang NFL. By the way, my first winning week in 500 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,360 Speaker 1: the NFL last week, thank you, thank you? Yeah? 501 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,160 Speaker 5: Great, okay, nobody cares. Uh where's the NFL? Oh yeah, 502 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,720 Speaker 5: I got to fight in Higahuascas, the. 503 00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:00,280 Speaker 1: New Higahuascas plus three. I think it's a genie, yes 504 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: against the old man. And then I got in. But 505 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,360 Speaker 1: that said Pittsburgh, Yeah, and the Steelers are getting three. Yeah, 506 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 1: well that's weird, fucking weird. I'm taking it. Okay. Uh 507 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,280 Speaker 1: and then uh Anti plus one and a half against 508 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 1: the Texans. Okay, bad Larry, NFL picks. 509 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,880 Speaker 3: Okay, hang on hire for one second. I'm not allowed 510 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,840 Speaker 3: to drive this car while I'm talking on my phone. 511 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 3: Can't let me. 512 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: Go to Dylan, bad Larry, let me go to Dylan. 513 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,560 Speaker 1: I'll come back to here, right Dylan NFL. All right, 514 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,960 Speaker 1: Dan continue, he's going to get fired enter this phone. 515 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,399 Speaker 1: It hasn't happened now though, I mean, how did he 516 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,440 Speaker 1: get hired? Did he get that benefits is like, does 517 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:53,800 Speaker 1: he get like healthcare or some ship? Right? Yeah? All right, 518 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,840 Speaker 1: go ahead, all right, Dan. 519 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 2: Parlam. 520 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's come so close, and every time I don't 521 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,720 Speaker 4: do it, it fucking hits. 522 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 1: So I'm just sticking to it. T J. 523 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:12,240 Speaker 4: Hockinson anytime touchdown, George Kittle, anytime touchdown, Evan Ingram hopefully 524 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,000 Speaker 4: finally anytime touchdown. 525 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,440 Speaker 1: They should have given Hawkinson a touchdown last week. Yeah, 526 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: Ferguson is who you should be adding to that. Lass 527 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,359 Speaker 1: I know, but he's too hot. He's too hot. Now, 528 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,159 Speaker 1: look who loves the Cowboys Here we go. Hey, i'mbout 529 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 1: our offense number one. 530 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,919 Speaker 5: If they would have beaten the Eagles, like, that's all 531 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,520 Speaker 5: I can think about it, they wouldn't have tied and 532 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,959 Speaker 5: they would have actually beaten the Eagles. 533 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,280 Speaker 1: It's all I think about it every day. 534 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,440 Speaker 5: If that is what gets them out of the playoffs, 535 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,840 Speaker 5: they trade for a pass rusher, I'm gonna fucking I 536 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,359 Speaker 5: swear to christ I'm gonna get fired from my job. 537 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, burn down a building. No, no, no, if 538 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,359 Speaker 1: they pass, If they trade for a pass rusher, I'm 539 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,280 Speaker 1: gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose it. Well, they 540 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:58,840 Speaker 1: need one, they should actually do that, Trey Hendrickson. 541 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,240 Speaker 5: Dude, First off, off, if it's a white pass rusher, 542 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,320 Speaker 5: that we get a whole nother fucking realm of Wow. 543 00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:08,920 Speaker 4: They're gonna be moving some jerseys. Oh buddy, all right, 544 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 4: what else do you have there that pays out about 545 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,440 Speaker 4: twenty seven? 546 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,119 Speaker 1: And then they should just have like a white merchandise, Yeah, 547 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: white merdchover here. 548 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 4: You know, Jerry Jones is considered that probably. 549 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:28,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, he got a shot down by Steven. Sure he 550 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,840 Speaker 1: was at the doorstep, but uh, he was just checking 551 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,440 Speaker 1: it out. He was over there pretending like you didn't. 552 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:33,840 Speaker 2: Know what was going on. 553 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 3: What was going on? 554 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,120 Speaker 1: D Well, what was going on? Governor Wallace? 555 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,719 Speaker 2: I see it. Hey, what's going on over here? 556 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,840 Speaker 1: You feelers? Fuck out of here? Okay, go ahead. 557 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 4: And if that's not enough, Dan, I've got another tight 558 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 4: end parlay. This is just a two legger for Sunday Night. 559 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,679 Speaker 4: Tucker Craft and Johnny Smith. 560 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:57,000 Speaker 1: What does that pay seven fifty? Okay, okay, Tucker Craft 561 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: was a thing first week, len'ty he's been he's been 562 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: pretty good. Okay, anything else. 563 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,160 Speaker 4: Yep, And I'm calling this my dog shit seven point 564 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:09,120 Speaker 4: teaser dan four teams Jets plus thirteen and a half, 565 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 4: Dolphins plus fourteen and a half, Browns plus fourteen, and 566 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 4: Titans plus twenty one. 567 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,200 Speaker 1: I like that Browns bad and. 568 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,399 Speaker 4: That pays that plus one eighty and then I have 569 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,680 Speaker 4: Broncos minus three and a half against the Cowboy. 570 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,359 Speaker 1: Straight bat, Larry, are you able to talk? 571 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, I park the car and I'm at the 572 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:31,199 Speaker 3: boxy court. Now, Eagles minus one against the Giants and 573 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,119 Speaker 3: Bengals minus one against the Jets. 574 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:38,560 Speaker 1: Bengals are a pick of Bengals, not Bengals. It's not Bengals, 575 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 1: it's Bengals. Yeah, because there's a band called the Bengals. Yeah, great, 576 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 1: bad is that Susannah hanf I think so? All right, 577 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 1: Bengals pick them against the Jet. That one's weird too. 578 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 1: That's a creepy look like yeah, that screams Jets Jet 579 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,440 Speaker 1: fucking win one. Yeah, h win win win for Woody. 580 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 4: Or if they lose this week if they lose this week, 581 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 4: Hammer and the Jets next Ambassadors. 582 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,400 Speaker 1: Okay, what else there? 583 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,240 Speaker 3: These are two units though, dan so Eagles Cincinnati. Then 584 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 3: the next one is the Falcons minus one and a 585 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,240 Speaker 3: half against Miami and the Ravens Bears game going under 586 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 3: fifty six and a half. 587 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,959 Speaker 1: Two units also, he actually got those points right now, Goler. 588 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 3: Then I have a three team team who Chiefs plus 589 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,120 Speaker 3: a half? 590 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,840 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on Chiefs minus two and a half. 591 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,240 Speaker 3: Is the Cheese twelve and a half of the game. 592 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:38,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, Jay and Daniels didn't play in yep, Marcus Mauddyoda, So. 593 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,040 Speaker 3: I'm minus two and a half best, fine, I'll stay 594 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:41,280 Speaker 3: with that. 595 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:41,760 Speaker 1: Wow. 596 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:46,200 Speaker 3: Cowboys plus thirteen against the Broncos. Yeah, that's trouble and 597 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,400 Speaker 3: the Chargers Vikings over thirty four and a half Okay. 598 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,760 Speaker 5: The best defense by far they've seen this year by 599 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:56,080 Speaker 5: four Bronco. Yeah, has part of it something about they 600 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 5: do have a white quarterback though, so maybe there's some. 601 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,600 Speaker 1: Are they're going to pick on him. Half could be 602 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:05,120 Speaker 1: Jason Seahorn's son, could be some reverse discrimination you're big 603 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,640 Speaker 1: on a reverse discrimination needs to be talked about every 604 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,200 Speaker 1: now and then, every now and then or all the time, 605 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:17,320 Speaker 1: every week, Yes, Marvin, which I'll be all right, all right, Yes, 606 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:21,600 Speaker 1: it's gonna be just fun. The Shayan Irving Podcast. Yeah 607 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,760 Speaker 1: we did Dylan involved in this one. Are we doing 608 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,400 Speaker 1: it this week? I don't remember, I think so okay, Yeah, 609 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,040 Speaker 1: are you going over? You're swinging through? I might swing 610 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 1: there might be weird. I'm gonna have to stop over again. Money. Hey, 611 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,520 Speaker 1: we've been wanting you to. I'm gonna wear a clone. 612 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,600 Speaker 1: She's out of town. You gotta show and see if 613 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,320 Speaker 1: it's real. You know that's the right show? Was some 614 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,080 Speaker 1: actual paeromones. Yeah, she might fucking lock me out of 615 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 1: the house. Uh so, Shae Irving Podcast, wherever you get 616 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,200 Speaker 1: your podcast? Bat Larry at the Botti ball court. 617 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,240 Speaker 3: Now, I'm not at the boy ball, but Joe Ciliato 618 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,320 Speaker 3: is sitting here waiting for him, looking at me like 619 00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 3: what am I doing? It's supposed to start at once. 620 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,400 Speaker 1: Nobody knows who he is. 621 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 3: It doesn't matter who he is, your friend of mine. 622 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,560 Speaker 4: Tal In from New Jersey. 623 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:12,120 Speaker 3: He's gonna catch a little beating right now. You got it, Damn. 624 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:12,960 Speaker 3: I'll talk to you tomorrow. 625 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:18,240 Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, all right, Larry, Luck that's bad Larry 626 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,600 Speaker 1: from New Jersey. Uh So for Dylan, I gotta find 627 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,840 Speaker 1: a new way. I can't just say you're not Dylan 628 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,920 Speaker 1: the graphics guy, You're Dylan dal In the meat man, 629 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 1: the meat man, slugging the meat. Just a meaty F Dylan. 630 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,600 Speaker 1: That's good F Dylan for a big day, Ray, as 631 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,160 Speaker 1: every day is a big day for Ray. Marvin who 632 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,280 Speaker 1: has to listen to this, and of course Shay and 633 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,440 Speaker 1: Irving and yours truly, Dan Patrick takes a gamble in 634 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,120 Speaker 1: more ways than one. Thanks for joining us. We'll talk 635 00:31:52,160 --> 00:32:01,280 Speaker 1: to you next week.