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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This show would be nothing

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Speaker 1: without the following people. Ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry, Thank you, Steve,

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Speaker 1: Good morning, call it Pharrell, Good Morning crew. Cure Space

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Speaker 1: as bitter Man, What Man, Ladies and Gentlemen. Thomas W. Miles,

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Speaker 1: better known as the Food a K eight Nephew, Tommy

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Speaker 1: Slash low Man, Good morning everybody, and the little man

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Speaker 1: is time for something funny, Steve. I'm just gonna let

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Speaker 1: We're going to give you how it works when you're

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Speaker 1: or not have it at all, or not have this conversation.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have it, but somehow it just goes on it.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand that, every man, how can you? You

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Speaker 1: Yea mine, lady. The problem is whatever has been singled

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Speaker 1: Y'all know you got to play too? What little place?

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Speaker 1: But nothing. I'm walking towards them now. I thought you

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Speaker 1: me head it in that movie or with the water

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Speaker 1: turn blue and if you peeing the pool the one

419
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Speaker 1: time they need to use the bathroom for they getting

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Speaker 1: the pool Tommy that that yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like

421
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Speaker 1: to see that. I didn't look like the Atlantic, like

422
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Speaker 1: the deep Atlantic over there. You get grown out of

423
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Speaker 1: you gotta get up and get out. Yeah, y'all got y'all,

424
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: y'all you got saltwater. You got it, the chlorine saltwater.

425
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 1: I love. I didn't do the salt and I make

426
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Speaker 1: a little kids that come on my house. You need

427
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Speaker 1: to use the bathroom. Right Yeah, we'll have more of

428
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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, Steve, Jay, is

430
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Speaker 1: here your friend, the one you hired, the one your

431
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Speaker 1: your road dog back in the day. Come on, Jay.

432
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: Phrases that let you know you didn't do with all phrases,

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Speaker 1: every man, once you hear these phrases, they automatically let

434
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Speaker 1: you know did not do a good job. We all

435
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Speaker 1: been there, we've all we've all had some bad Yeah,

436
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Speaker 1: who is that? Yeah, Junior, ever, let you know you

437
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Speaker 1: have not done a good like his one? H is that?

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Speaker 1: It is that? All right? Come on, young junior? Oh

439
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Speaker 1: what i've heard? What time is your game coming on?

440
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: What time is your game coming on? Nephew, the worst

441
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Speaker 1: one I've heard. You got to be kids really like that.

442
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Speaker 1: You got to be kidding, all right. He's the phrases

443
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Speaker 1: to let you know, guys that you didn't do a

444
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Speaker 1: good job in the bedroom. Come on, stee, that's okay.

445
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: You don't have to call me as well. Don't even

446
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Speaker 1: worry about it. This one, thank you absolutely don't No,

447
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Speaker 1: don't come. I got you tomorrow. I'll call you when

448
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Speaker 1: I get in. That's that's okay. This one to really

449
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Speaker 1: lets you know you're not doing a damn thing in

450
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Speaker 1: the bedroom. This one right here, this one right here,

451
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Speaker 1: this is its d Just stop just hold up, stop

452
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Speaker 1: stop stop stop stop stop out of my clothes stop

453
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Speaker 1: just no, no, stop damn it. Stop. Yeah that's true, junior. Well,

454
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Speaker 1: if they got enough energy just to make a regular

455
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Speaker 1: sta normally what I get after I finished the time

456
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Speaker 1: they finished. You just say, passed my phone? Give me

457
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: that phone off a nice stands Now, I'm over here

458
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: just passing stuff. Nick, got to see what's on the ground.

459
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Speaker 1: You're doing terrible. Ain't nothing like rolls over neck it

460
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Speaker 1: passing somebody. But in your mind, are you thinking you

461
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: killed it? No? No, she just told me come on,

462
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: nephew phrases and let you know you didn't do well

463
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Speaker 1: in the bedroom. Guys, is this why you left your

464
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Speaker 1: car running? This is this? This? This? This the reason

465
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Speaker 1: right here, I ain't gonna being here but about because

466
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Speaker 1: you can get right back here. No, now, I don't

467
00:30:50,880 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: need a cigarette? Good? Do not need a cigarette? Wow?

468
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: That yeah, that moment I got one. Listen right here,

469
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: this one really hurts right here, this right here. Seriously,

470
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Speaker 1: don't leave your wife back home? Okays, No, don't you

471
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Speaker 1: leave your house. You can't bring that over here. I can't. Wow, guys,

472
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. That's that's what I knew. I

473
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Speaker 1: wasn't doing a good job. Give me and said, tell

474
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Speaker 1: my son. I said, come here? What what what? Tell

475
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: my son? I said, come here? This is finished? Right? Yes?

476
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: So you invite yeah, she back on it. You're inviting

477
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Speaker 1: people in here now I'm in the bate. Mama said,

478
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Speaker 1: come here, Why don't you just why don't you just

479
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: wake me up when you throw? Just wake me up

480
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: when you throw? You didn't put her to sleep on

481
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: her own phrases and let you know you didn't do

482
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: such a good job in the bench in the room.

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Speaker 1: Come on, missus, Harvey, what you got? You know what

484
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: you need? Joe ass like that? Really? Oh you guys,

485
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: go through it, Joe. Oh yeah, So what time does

486
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Speaker 1: you obe get here? You want you out immediately like

487
00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: the movie Get Out? Yeah, Jake, this this is hard,

488
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: but I remember this moment too. You're gonna tell what up?

489
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: Which which you gonna tell? So that's tell you. I'm

490
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: told you did your thing. Phrases that let you know

491
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: you didn't do a good job in the bay. You

492
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Speaker 1: you you must have took around peel. I can't be

493
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Speaker 1: the one you was trying to take. That can't be. Oh,

494
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to be. You guys, this is a

495
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Speaker 1: text that you get on your way home. After you

496
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Speaker 1: get home, you thank you to did something you got

497
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Speaker 1: that little emld you with the sad face on with

498
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: the upside down from dot dot dot you didn't do

499
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Speaker 1: a damn thing you said you you're listening, all right, Steve,

500
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: it's your boys time, he's here. Time to slay another one,

501
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: murder another one. Well, you know what somebody told me,

502
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: family feud. I don't know where you got that man from,

503
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: a lot of them merged. I'll be waiting on these songs.

504
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: We've been friends for years. We go way back like catleaxis.

505
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: That's what he said, right, So what's the list? The

506
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: list will probably get longer to date. We're gonna put

507
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: the Kirk Franklin's name on the list. Oh my god,

508
00:34:49,719 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: you mean can't get out me or a little everybody?

509
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 1: Who's all right? And I have watched me. Let's sing, everybody,

510
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: let's do damn sing. We're the verses that you listen to,

511
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: seeing the harmonies and verses to you do not really

512
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: running the hells I turn I am with like Tina

513
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: for help. He's not the work to make the leaves

514
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: for leave. He does the dances you watch. My shine

515
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: ran to tell me I'm not sure watching Frankling sing

516
00:35:53,280 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: each other. My little man isn't getting hid the studios

517
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: ever getting in. He don't show us to other session everysolute.

518
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: See he didn't run around jumping up and down every

519
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: song that's a chopping every he owes it, but he

520
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: cannot see. You don't get no publishing a skin as Shine.

521
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: Rather to tell me show watching he sh breaking amazing,

522
00:36:40,760 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: little miss get Shine, tell me nothing, God's littlest Christian man. Wow, somebody,

523
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,959
Speaker 1: don't you got all the talented people on your show

524
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Here's a question for you. Has

525
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: social media replaced high school reunions? Well, it seems gone

526
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: on the days of whatever happened to so and so? Uh.

527
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: In a digital world with social media, you hardly have

528
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: to wonder what paths friends, co workers, or even ex

529
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: lovers are up to, unless you have a classmate that

530
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: went off the grid who probably wouldn't show up to

531
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 1: a reunion anyway. High school, I went to my ten

532
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: year reunion like a hundred years ever been. Yeah, I

533
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: went to my twenty year twenty twenty. Yeah, Junior, you've been. Yeah, Monica,

534
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: you've been. You've been on school twenty he started you

535
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: see that, you know he started. I don't wonder I

536
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: was saying, like, you can't believe he's been live that long.

537
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: I didn't say it like I was saying that. You know,

538
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: he's twenty years I mean he looked so young. Yeah,

539
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: you're going on. You never went to one. I went

540
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: to the ten year went to was it? I lied

541
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 1: the whole time? What do you mean you live? Yeah,

542
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm making so much money. Man, you were prophesying, you

543
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: weren't lying. Yeah, well at the time, it is so

544
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 1: good to go back when you really I didn't invite

545
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: it back. Now, I am going to the Kent State

546
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: for the year real or you are. I'm gonna go

547
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: to that because frat Boys is putting that together. I'm

548
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: going to see that. So I had a good time. Man,

549
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: I want go because the brothers. I went to school

550
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: with some special dude. But it's some people that listen,

551
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: Like what's Crystal's last name? Man, that I escorted at

552
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: that this ball, the black Ball that kids that Crystal's name.

553
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: She called the show one time, dassmate, still listen, Yeah, yeah,

554
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: she called. She called the show. She was a Delta

555
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: named Crystal Fin Chocolate sister Crystal Walls crystals last because

556
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: she kept saying, remember me, man, that is so much

557
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: fun too. She was tall and fun, Lord of the

558
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: people who didn't remember you in school and not remember

559
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: the ass. Now that is the that is the aleute.

560
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: You go for the oh my god, I go for

561
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: the hate. You didn't remember. Oh, I can't call her name,

562
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: but she's like because everybody called me fish fish. You know,

563
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't. I don't remember. I don't I

564
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 1: know who the hell she was? Fish? You don't him?

565
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: We went to bitch. Don't act like that. I don't know,

566
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: saycause back then, ain't I got a little money. I

567
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: don't know you. But did everybody look the same? No, no, no,

568
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: the same. Not at no forty year college for you. No, no, no,

569
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: no no. I was at the frat's leadership conference in Cincinnati,

570
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: and you know the dude, marvelous Marven still look like

571
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: marvelous Marven, Spade still look like Spade. Will Harden still

572
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: look like well. But then you know, I see him

573
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 1: every now and then. Yeah, but it was frat brothers

574
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: walked up to me. Stay, I couldn't remember that body,

575
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: you know what? What's so? Boy? Yeah? I turned mom,

576
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: this who is this man? You don't know? That's so?

577
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: Are so being my next day? Minute? Right? Right? Look

578
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: a man? Graduation day. Here's your sixty pounds you'll have

579
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: forty years from now. All right, we'll be back with

580
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

581
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Hay Morning Show, coming up at

582
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after

583
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. But up next, nephew, Tommy right here

584
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got, nest? Your

585
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: son too fat? Tommy fat? They with me one more time?

586
00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: Your son too fat? Here? Here? Here? You were you

587
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: overweighted as a child. Change? Oh, yeah, you've overweighted as

588
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: an adult. I can tell child. He's still bitter about it. Yes,

589
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 1: jeans and said husky on the back. Yes, I'm I'm

590
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: still bitter. Yeah, yes, run a cat? Your son too fat? Hello? Hello,

591
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Kathy please, um, this is her.

592
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: Hi Kathy, This is Kirvy. I'm actually the the owner

593
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: at the daycare for mine's daycare when your son comes. Okay,

594
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: all right, I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir,

595
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: all right, how are you doing today? I'm good? Oh,

596
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: how's a little little divine? How's he doing? He's good,

597
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: he's laying down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been

598
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: coming here. I guess about a year now, right, yes,

599
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: since he was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give

600
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: you a call. I'm looking at some some informations I

601
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: was I was divine doing at home? Is he Is

602
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: he eating properly at home? When you say eating, you

603
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: mean I mean is he getting U meals every time

604
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: he's supposed to get them while he's at home? Yeah,

605
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 1: he's doing pretty good. Okay, Now there's there's there's no

606
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 1: situation where you guys may be a shortage of food

607
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: or anything like that. Are you uh short as the food? No, sir,

608
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: My husband works real good. We don't have a problem

609
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: with as short as the food. Is there a problem

610
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: with him? Well, you know we're looking at the records

611
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: and look Levinus too, Yes, sir. Have you looked at

612
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: the comparison of two year olds the majority of two

613
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: year olds and in comparison to I guess I should

614
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: say size in comparison to the bond side, you mean

615
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: like in body way body size? Yeah, I mean he's

616
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small chap

617
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: when he's borne. He was ten pounds. But no, he's

618
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: on the scale of right where he should be. He's

619
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: just a little, you know, taller because his daddy is tall.

620
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: But he's doing okay. So you're you don't think he's

621
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: anywhere or in the in the ballpark of of of

622
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: of obesity at two? You mean fat? I mean, I

623
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: didn't want to be blunt, but but but miss Cathy,

624
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: you're I mean, I mean your son's Let me just say,

625
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: on a Sunday, I'm relaxed and we're talking about you

626
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: think my son is a little overweight or what he's

627
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: what's the problem? Well, I mean I think it's fat,

628
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: you know, and and the problem I'm gonna happening. I'm

629
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: noticing the records of everything that's wait wait, wait, wait,

630
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: we need to back up to you think he's sat.

631
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Speaker 1: I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is that what

632
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: she said? My name is Kirby. Okay, So every morning

633
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: that I dropped him off for a year and I

634
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: give my daycare money. Miss Benita has never said anything

635
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: about his eating habits. So you're telling me that you

636
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: think my son is fat with him, you deal with

637
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: him on a daily basis. I don't deal with him

638
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: on a daily basis. What I'm looking at is records

639
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: that are showing me that he's eating way more than

640
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: the rest of anybody at the daycare. And not only that,

641
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: he's drinking, and probably a gallon of milk a day,

642
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: a gallon of milk. Y'all only get snacks two times

643
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: a day, and he's there only for breakfast in lunch.

644
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 1: And how in the hell is he drinking a gallon

645
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: of milk? And if he is, ma'am. But all I

646
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: know is this, No, no, I'm blown away by this

647
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: because you calling me on a Sunday, calling my damn

648
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: child fat. That's the problem. And your wife has never

649
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: said a damn thing. Never has she said one thing

650
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: to me in a year when she collecting my damn

651
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: daycare money. She ain't said my son is eating y'all

652
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: at a house at home. Okay, Well, you know, my

653
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: wife's a different person, and she tries to be cordial

654
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: with everyone. He's the one who deals with me, mister Kirby.

655
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: I've never met you, never met you. It's all of

656
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,919
Speaker 1: a sunday. The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,

657
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: is that I know tomorrow. If you're gonna be trying

658
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: to drop your son off, I am gonna drop him off.

659
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 1: I am no. No, that's that's kind of the reason

660
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: why I'm calling you. Now. Here's what we mean that

661
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: either you can keep him at home. No, I'm not

662
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: keeping him at home. My husband works and I work.

663
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: I'm dropping my damn son off at six thirty like

664
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: I do every morning. Because man, man listening, if we

665
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: can't get him, if you really want to get this

666
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: on the side, because obviously you ain't the one that

667
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: need to be talking to me. Because if you're not

668
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: there every day and I did with your wife, I'm

669
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: telling you that your son is too big to be

670
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 1: is coming every morning if that's the case, and if

671
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: he's eating at a house at home, I'll send him

672
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: some extra. But what I pay my money for is

673
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: what you're gonna feed him for two full milk and

674
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: two snacks, and if he need extra, I'll put some

675
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: in his bag. But he's drinking a gallon of milk

676
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: a day? Are you looking there? I don't care. There's

677
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: no way possible that he can drink a gallon of

678
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: milk a day, y'all. Here's here's here's the deal. I

679
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: don't want you to have to stop bringing your son now,

680
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: and I'm not and I'm not. Here's my second alternative.

681
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: I will put him on a diet. Okay, I'll give

682
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: him an apple in the day. You ain't, no, damn

683
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: you ain't. Are you from the health food program? I will.

684
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: I will give him an apple and a glass of

685
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 1: water in the morning, and I'll give him an apple

686
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: and a glass of water in the evening, and then

687
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: you guys can feed him when he gets home. You

688
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: must be certified in the food program, especially if you're

689
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: sitting up here telling me my damn son is going

690
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: on a diet and he's not drinking no water and

691
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: no apple. He needs a full snack. If the other

692
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: kids is having an apple, no water, then that's what

693
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: you better be serving him. But if that ain't the case,

694
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: in hell, no, he better get the full snack. So

695
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: if that's Graham crackers an apple juice, well, damn it,

696
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 1: that's what my son better be getting. And if he won't, astra,

697
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: he better get it. Listen, all I'm trying to tell

698
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: you is your son drink two months drinks? Oh whoa, whoa, whoa?

699
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: You need to back the top. I know you did

700
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: not cussing me. I know you're ready to cut to me.

701
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what like you ain't got to

702
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: worry about it. We don't have nothing else to talking about.

703
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: My husband, me, your wife, and everybody that works at

704
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 1: damn daycare better be there in the morning because that's

705
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 1: six thirty. We gonna be there, and my son he's

706
00:47:55,440 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: coming a week and he gonna eat all week. If

707
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: he want two gallons of milk, he gonna drink it.

708
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: If he want two plates of food, he gonna get it.

709
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 1: Because I tell you what, we pay them good money

710
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: to come to that daycare. So you're gonna bring your

711
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: child up there that I'm gonna have to put him

712
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: on some swim fast. Now I will put your child

713
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: on swim fast. I was trying not to give him

714
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: to subspected, but I will ask give him some slim fast,

715
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: and you're gonna get a slim fast swooping. I'm gonna

716
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: whop y'all that whoever gave it to him, whoever gave

717
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: it to him, they gonna get a slim fast shipping.

718
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 1: All the little kids gona have some slimpass if he

719
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: getting some. He better eat whatever they eat. And if

720
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: they eat steak with damn it, he better have some too.

721
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,479
Speaker 1: If we had steak, he'd probably eat the whole Damn

722
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: cof he eatn't care I pay for it, but he

723
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: been like getting up slimp fast. I will shut it

724
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: down about my child. Okay, I got something else you

725
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: need to know about your son. What the else do

726
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: I need to know? Besides you think my son is overweight?

727
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: What the elf can you tell me today? I need

728
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: to tell you this. I need to tell you that.

729
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: This is if you Tammy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

730
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank call you. What

731
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: did you just say? What did you just say? This

732
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell your

733
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:21,479
Speaker 1: girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank phone call you. I'm

734
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: gonna be sad to that she knows. I don't play

735
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,959
Speaker 1: about my damn son at all. That's my only son.

736
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: I don't play about him. I'm gonna be the is

737
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: she there? Hear me? It's on? After that? It's it is? Hey,

738
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, baby,

739
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Speaker 1: what is What is the baddest and I mean the

740
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Shower.

741
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't it's on. I hope you can hear me

742
00:49:53,000 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: wherever you at laughing, think kid, he's spending y'all. Go

743
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: to Thomas Miles dot com. Go to Thomas Miles dot com.

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Speaker 1: All the information of any thomasmiles dot com, all the

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Speaker 1: information of anyone. It's Thomas mccrank dot Coming up at

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Speaker 1: the top of the hour the Strawberry Letters. Subject I

747
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Speaker 1: left in the middle of the night. You're listening to

748
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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time for today's Strawberry Letter,

749
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,919
Speaker 1: and man, oh man, if you need advice on relationships,

750
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,600
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Speaker 1: and more, submit your strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM

752
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Speaker 1: dot com and click submit strawberry Let down, click needs

753
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Speaker 1: that k on that uh right, Steve? Right, you want

754
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Speaker 1: them to click submittberry letter right now. I'm like, I

755
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: like what you say it. Click that hit that thing

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Speaker 1: right there? All right, let's go, all right, buckle up,

757
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: hold old tight. He she is sure the strawberry with

758
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: a straw very left. Thank you, junior subject. I left

759
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. Dear Stephen Shirley, I

760
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: need your honest advice here because I don't know how

761
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: to handle this situation. I'm in my late forties and

762
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: in a good relationship with a man my age. We

763
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: are well above the age of foolishness, but recently we

764
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,959
Speaker 1: had a big disagreement. I was staying at his house

765
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: the other night and I got a call from my

766
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: ex husband, who I still consider a friend. My ex

767
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: husband is still single and he lives alone, so when

768
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: he called me at two thirty am, I figured there

769
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: had to be something serious going on and I needed

770
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: to go and see about him. So I got up

771
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: and was leaving to go help my ex husband. My

772
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: boyfriend got very upset with me, and we got into

773
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 1: a huge argument about it. I don't understand what the

774
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: big deal is. I would help anybody. I may have

775
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: shared too many details about my friendship with my ex husband,

776
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: and I probably shouldn't have told him that my ex

777
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 1: still has me listed as a beneficiary on his life

778
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: insurance policy. Surely my man doesn't think I still want

779
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: my ex husband or vice versa. My man said he

780
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: was only angry because it was a safety issue for

781
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: me to leave at two thirty. But I know it's

782
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: deeper than that. So now I'm second guessing everything. Maybe

783
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,760
Speaker 1: I should have even maybe I shouldn't have even answered

784
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: the late night phone call. Was I'm not supposed to

785
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 1: go help my ex? What do you think please help? Okay?

786
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: After he called at two thirty am and you ran

787
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: off to as you say, go see about him. Yes,

788
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: your man definitely thinks you guys have something going on okay,

789
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: and that you guys still want each other. I mean,

790
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: who does this? I don't get it. Who does that?

791
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: Did your ex say something was wrong or seriously going on?

792
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: Like you say in the letter? I'll ask it this way.

793
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: What man is going to sit back and be okay

794
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,280
Speaker 1: with his woman running to another man at two thirty

795
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: in the morning. How does this make sense to you?

796
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: This is a man who happens to be your ex husband.

797
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: I mean, does this really sound reasonable to you? He

798
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: may have said that it was a safety issue with you,

799
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: but it was way more than that, and probably that too.

800
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, if it was a safety issue,

801
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: if he thought he should have gone along with you,

802
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: I can guarantee you he's not upset about you and

803
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: the life insurance thing. That's not anything for him to

804
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,720
Speaker 1: be worried about, because that's a good thing. It's about

805
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: you getting up out of that bed and going over

806
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: to your ex's house. That's it. That's all. Let me

807
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: ask you this, what if you were what were you

808
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: going to do for your ex? Did he say he never?

809
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: You never said what it was. You just never said

810
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 1: you never said what it was? Help him do? What

811
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: I mean? Couldn't it wait until later in the morning?

812
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: Otherwise it just sounds like a booty call. That's it.

813
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: I don't see how you don't see that. You're right.

814
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have answered the phone when you saw it

815
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: was your ex husband. You shouldn't have gone over there.

816
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: It could have waited whatever was Your man is right

817
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: to be mad. If he was at your house and

818
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: a woman called him at two thirty in the morning,

819
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 1: he got up to go see her, how would you feel.

820
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: You would be mad just like he is. So I

821
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: know you'd be highly upset and have a major attitude. Okay,

822
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 1: So you were wrong. You should have stayed there and

823
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: not answered the call. Okay, And you're gonna have to

824
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: deal with this because your man, hopefully he'll forgive you.

825
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: But I don't know, Steve. I can't believe this is

826
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: written by a woman who's grown. I left in the

827
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 1: middle of the night. The name of this letter should

828
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: be high stood this sound to you, that's the title

829
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: of this letter. Let's change this letter. How stupid this

830
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: sound to you, Shirley. I need your honest advice, and Steve, yeah,

831
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm glad you. I'm glad you said honest advice because

832
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: I want to hell you fitting get him, because I

833
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: don't know how to handle this situation. I remember late parties.

834
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: Get a good relationship with a man my age. We

835
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: above the age of foolishness. No, no, no, stop right there,

836
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: he is above the foolish You all up in foolishness.

837
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: But recently we had a big disagreement. I was standing

838
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: at this house the other night. I got a call

839
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: from my ex husband, who I still consider a fred.

840
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: Problem number one, my ex husband is still single. Problem

841
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,800
Speaker 1: number two, what's the little noise that's putting on the

842
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: brake and he lives alone? That's problem number three. So

843
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: he called me a two thirds am. I figured there

844
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 1: had to be something serious going on. And I needed

845
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: to go see about him, so I got up and

846
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: was leaving to help my ex husband. The hell is

847
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: wrong with you? Let's go back to the title that

848
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 1: I want to call this letter. How stupid this sound

849
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: to you? We're laying in bed, phone rang, It's two thirty.

850
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: You figure something seriously got to be wrong. So you

851
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: sits up, You gets dressed, and you're going to see

852
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: about your ex husband too. Fanny and him phone calls.

853
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: It's prime booty time. One more time, Prime booty time.

854
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you're on the back end of a

855
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 1: booty call two thirty late. The booty is in the

856
00:56:55,520 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: process of having already answered the call. Wow, we're showering

857
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: about now? This rist all usually the big rist All.

858
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: We'll be back with the rest of this to hell

859
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: you talking about? We'll have part two of Steve's response

860
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: coming going right at twenty three after the hour left

861
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. Or how stupid does

862
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: this sound to you? You're listening to show? All right,

863
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: come on, Steve, part two of your response to today.

864
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: This woman got a booty call at two thirty in

865
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: the morning, her laying next to her new boyfriend. It's

866
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: her ex husband who is single and lives alone, and

867
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: you figured something had to be seriously wrong in two

868
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,959
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, So you gets up to leading

869
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: now yo, yo, her boyfriend, man, what are you posted me?

870
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: You're getting up to answer? What is? We all know

871
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: is a booty call? Shirley know that? So why are

872
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: we sitting up here trying to act like this ain't

873
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: what it need? My boyfriend got very upset with me.

874
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: We got into a huge argument about it. I don't

875
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: understand what the big deal is. I would help anybody.

876
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: Oh so now you're tricking. Oh, you would help anybody.

877
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: So anybody that calls at two thirty you willing to

878
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: get up in help. Let me explain something to you. Lady,

879
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm sixty one. Let me just dig off in my

880
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: past a little bit. Help. I didn't call a lot

881
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: of women at tooth thirty anymore and said, it ain't

882
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: ever been nothing wrong, you haven't been sick, or it's

883
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: not an emergency, not a tooth if I call you

884
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: a toothy. The only thing wrong with me is I'm

885
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: lonely and I just need to be I need some

886
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: I need somebody to put me to sleep. I'm suffering

887
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: from in something I can't go to sleep. And you

888
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: could be the bigg ass peel come rock a bye

889
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 1: baby in the tree talking come on, come and put

890
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: me to sleep. But it took that in the moaning

891
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 1: what a man called a woman. Something's going old. Someone's

892
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 1: on the phone three o'clock in the moaning yail talking

893
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: about he can't make it right? Did you hear me

894
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: al Green saying about this? Now hear you answering it,

895
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the hell he mad about?

896
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 1: Because al Green is at your house? Yeah? Right, my

897
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 1: friendship I have shared, I would help anybody. I may

898
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: have shared too many details about my friendship with my

899
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: ex husband, So now you're running your mouth too, Okay,

900
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: And I probably shouldn't have told him my ex still

901
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: has me listed as a beneficiary on his life insureance policy.

902
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe that was it. Maybe you were going

903
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: over there and make sure you still well. But see,

904
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 1: but in order to make sure you the beneficiary, you

905
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: got to provide benefits. See you get the beneficial, you

906
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: got to be the benefited. You understand, see that one

907
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Surely, surely my man doesn't think I

908
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 1: still want my ex husband or vice versa. Why would

909
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 1: you now heither put you on the policy? This heiter

910
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: impitied me a sugar daddy. I'm your sugar daddy now

911
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: and when I'm gonna hello hello. This a matter of fact,

912
01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: your ex husband falls into the category a super sugar day.

913
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: And see so now, if you got a sugar daddy,

914
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: that's a super sugar daddy that can provide sugar, living

915
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: and gold. You got to get over there and provide

916
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: benefit so you can be remained the beneficial area. That's

917
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 1: what you need to do now. My man said he

918
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 1: was only angry because it was a safety issue for

919
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 1: me to leave in two thirty. Your damn writer was

920
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: a safety issue for you to leave in two thirty.

921
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: The damn safety issue was he might lose you to

922
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 1: the man with all he damn this man got a

923
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: suce policy. Was I not supposed to go help my ex?

924
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the help you probably provide it. Break

925
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 1: it down, Break it down. He's locked out of his house,

926
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 1: h and why do you have a key? He's sick

927
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: and only you can make him better. You better make

928
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 1: a song out of this, nah two thirty, Come on

929
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 1: any morning, somebody just can't. Lee picks up the phone

930
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: and it called on me and I went out to

931
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: do just to Skippy ain't happy on mine about to

932
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 1: go out the do I got. I bought both fires.

933
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 1: I'm about to give him some more because I'm a beneficialary.

934
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: I'm about to used to be Maverick, used to be mavering.

935
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: Now gotta go and take care my benefisher status won't

936
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 1: and I won't heal, uh huh, he's leaving money when

937
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: it ain't no more. Heal. He got me now and

938
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 1: I get it then, So I go over open up

939
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: and letting me see that was that was excellent. Thank

940
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: you so much. We gotta get out of here. Email

941
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 1: us or instagram my shirt. Thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter

942
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 1: at my Girls, Shirley, you're listening Steve Harpy Morning show

943
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette Jay. Let me break it down, Steve, I

944
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 1: got to he's will we take five subjects and put

945
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 1: him on the wheel. We spun the wheel? When stop?

946
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 1: We will the damn thing? All right? Here we go.

947
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 1: Number one excuses people use who owe you money? All right?

948
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: Number two, doctors don't always know what they're talking about.

949
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: Number three, why are you talking your team sucks. Okay.

950
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 1: Oh number four, Um, I think I took the wrong

951
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: pills and number five and that's when you realize you

952
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 1: were lost. Okay, I spend the world cap come on, doctors,

953
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: doctor doctors. Yeah, I took the wrong pill. I stopped

954
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 1: at number five, guys, and that's when you realized you

955
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: were lost. Just when you realize you love Okay. Yeah,

956
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 1: we got to turn the music down so you can't cast.

957
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 1: You can't, can't nobody concentrate. Just yead y'all see me lost.

958
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when you know you lost. When you

959
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 1: drive and the streets signs go from English to the right,

960
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: you can't even you're trying to figure out. I don't

961
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:26,240
Speaker 1: even know what is this still, man. Let me tell

962
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,959
Speaker 1: you something. When you're riding and you're in the middle

963
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: of nowhere and you see a sign that say ten

964
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 1: miles to Jurassic Park, man, your answer lost man. When

965
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 1: you're driving it and you mutter to yourself that damn house.

966
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 1: Here's when you know you come. You make a right

967
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: turn and it's a no exit. It's you. You right

968
01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 1: in the coach circle. This is when you know you

969
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: anytime you got to put your car in reverse and

970
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: look over your shoulder all the way back when you

971
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: ride and you see one store and get out and

972
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: new white man say you got any happy where you as?

973
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 1: That's scary? You get out of stop side and you go,

974
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 1: what a tree that used to do? Right there? It

975
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: was a tree ride right? Because how you know you

976
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 1: lost if you ever say these three words right here?

977
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 1: Excuse me a little boy? What excuse me? A little

978
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: boy talking to boys? Yeah? Help, you're listening show, Steve.

979
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,760
Speaker 1: We have a couple of questions for you. As promised.

980
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: This segment is called how old were you? Win? How

981
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: old were you when you had your first kiss? Let's say, no,

982
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: gwyen hass did that to me? Hu? I didn't want it?

983
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You were traumatized? She made me

984
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: do it. She snatched me off my bike. She stayed

985
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 1: across the street. She was a big girl. She pulled

986
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 1: me out off the bike and threw me up against

987
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 1: the tree and kissed me real hard. And then what No,

988
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 1: I just felt violent. I didn't I didn't cry, number,

989
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 1: it was just traumatized. She was big. She was actually

990
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: on my TV show. Yeah I remember, I remember saying

991
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 1: they found her and they found Gwyen Harris and then

992
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 1: she came on TV and telling my yea, I ain't

993
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 1: mak you you want it. I'm looking at just a

994
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 1: damn long Yeah, they say that old TV. Though I

995
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 1: told her, can't do that. Man, I ain't seen Gwyen Harris. Man.

996
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 1: I think last time I saw Gwen Hass I was

997
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 1: at a mama's funeral. Man. It might have been nineteen

998
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: and you had no idea she was going to be

999
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:18,160
Speaker 1: on the stand, no idea. Wow wow. And my first

1000
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 1: kiss was on my talk show Wow. And it was

1001
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,520
Speaker 1: not a kiss. It was not memorable. It very forceful.

1002
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 1: She was stronger than she was handling my Lila. My

1003
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,040
Speaker 1: lit lab would just get But were you in the

1004
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 1: in the were you at that age where you liked

1005
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:37,240
Speaker 1: girls you started to start. I never went through the

1006
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 1: phrase where I didn't like girls. Okay, I like girls

1007
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: in kindergarten. Ok yeah, I had the girl on my show.

1008
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 1: But the first girl I ever walked home. I walked

1009
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,880
Speaker 1: her home in the sixth grade and carried her book

1010
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: for to reas the shepherd. You remember their name everything.

1011
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,800
Speaker 1: Michelle Hawkins. Michelle Hawkers was in high school with me

1012
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,800
Speaker 1: when I was walking and playing I want to go

1013
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,719
Speaker 1: outside in the rain in the cafeteria and she wouldn't

1014
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 1: give me a date, and that song was on. And

1015
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:12,240
Speaker 1: that's why that song go Outside means so much to me. Yeah,

1016
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 1: go out. She was on my show too, And when

1017
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: they all came out, I named every last one of Wow. Wow.

1018
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: That really threw a moment. I'm sure they remembered. You

1019
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 1: excuse me his name? What? What did you just say?

1020
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 1: Don't try to help him, junior? He just definitely said it.

1021
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: You don't never learn. He was voted that he was

1022
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: voted most difficult in high school. Let's just move on. Yes, Yes,

1023
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 1: how old were you? How old were you when you

1024
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 1: heard your first Earth winning fire song? And now that's

1025
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 1: your favorite group? Seventeen might have been sixteen sixteen when

1026
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 1: I heard the first ever win in five songs. Seventeen

1027
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 1: when I bought my first Heard winning five album? Wow,

1028
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:06,080
Speaker 1: and what was the song? The first song I heard

1029
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 1: was Head to the Sky? Oh yeah, that was off

1030
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 1: the Head to the Sky album. But my favorite song

1031
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:18,800
Speaker 1: on that album was Masquerade? Can this is what that

1032
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:27,240
Speaker 1: boy beal? Masquerade? I want to know all we what

1033
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:34,680
Speaker 1: we really see? All the outoodside and hiding what we

1034
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:45,880
Speaker 1: really are all the end inside when you think he's finished, Yeah,

1035
01:10:47,840 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 1: you're something, yo, really not. World is a masquerade out.

1036
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,000
Speaker 1: I don't give a dam with them, don'ts trying to

1037
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 1: figure out? I figured it out, all right, y'all want

1038
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 1: to ask me some more? Um, I'm like, okay, you

1039
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:15,599
Speaker 1: like that, Okay, we'll be back with more. You're listening

1040
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:22,280
Speaker 1: to show? All right, guys, let's get excited because you

1041
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:25,639
Speaker 1: know what the two thousand and nineteen Steve Harvey Stand

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Speaker 1: and Sol Festival is going down. Where is the days

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Speaker 1: hot Hot? Yes? October ten hot over the hot bot

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Speaker 1: cock Yes October tenth through the fourteenth all star line up,

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Speaker 1: Anthony Hamilton, Doug eat Fresh, what free? What y'all got

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Speaker 1: to get out of here? Man? We had such a

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Speaker 1: good time last time, man, Look ask anybody that what

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Speaker 1: it was? Just the time y'all got to get out

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01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,800
Speaker 1: here to saying the soul man have a good time

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Speaker 1: when I got one master class and will give y'all

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Speaker 1: if you won't it no pressure husty man. After that,

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Speaker 1: After that, let's go get it done. Tell ja about

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01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: the pizza seed? Oh you didn't have it? No, I

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Speaker 1: didn't get the peach. But oh man, that's all we ate. Jay,

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Speaker 1: tell them Carla, that's all we ever every day. So

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Speaker 1: once you get there, you put your waded up. Is

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Speaker 1: that right? Yeah, you'll need no money because it's all.

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Speaker 1: Everything's included, Jay. All you can eat and drink for free,

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01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,960
Speaker 1: twenty four hour room service, limitless resort credits, twenty four

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Speaker 1: hour casino on property. That's where you will see me.

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Speaker 1: I'm either the major, most major contributor or winner. Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey standing Soul dot com is where you go for tickets,

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Speaker 1: or you can call eight hundred six eight four twenty

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Speaker 1: eight twenty five. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: it's your boys time. He's here. Time to slay another one,

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Speaker 1: murder another one. Well, you know what somebody told me,

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Speaker 1: family feud. I don't know where you got that man

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01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:25,799
Speaker 1: from a lot of merge. I'll be waiting on these songs.

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01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:31,320
Speaker 1: We've been friends for years. He's way back like catillacis

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Speaker 1: that's what he said, right, So what's the list? The

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01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 1: list will probably get longer today. We're gonna put the

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Speaker 1: Kirk Franklin's name on the list. Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: mean what get out? Come on? Alright? Alright, every damp

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Speaker 1: we're the verses that you listen to, seeing the harmonies

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01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:14,479
Speaker 1: and verses too, really running the hell does I turn?

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01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 1: I am wing like Tina for hell. He's not the

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Speaker 1: work to make the leave money. He does the dance

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Speaker 1: cur shining R. So what to do? Tell me? I'm

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01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:45,799
Speaker 1: not sure watching Franklin sing my little Man is getting

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01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 1: studio was a getting in. You don't show u another session.

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Speaker 1: He You've been running around shopping up and down every

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01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:07,240
Speaker 1: song that's shopping, every change he holds it. He cannot see.

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Speaker 1: You don't get no publishing as Shine tell me, shot breaking, Shine,

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01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:58,320
Speaker 1: tell me God's little is Christian? Wow? Somebody don't want

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Speaker 1: to me? You got all the talented people on your show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening all right? Here we are, last break of

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Speaker 1: the day. What an exciting morning it has been today, Steve,

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Speaker 1: and take us home with someone closing remarks? Please. You

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Speaker 1: know a lot of people graduate this year from high

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Speaker 1: school from college. I see the kids everywhere going out

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Speaker 1: and joining their proms and celebrations. I've seen a lot

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01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:28,600
Speaker 1: of photos of caps getting thrown in and robes and

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01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:32,679
Speaker 1: parents standing around crying and great moments for young people.

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Speaker 1: I want to say something to young people today. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm often asked what would I say to my eighteen

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Speaker 1: or twenty one year old self if I knew the

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Speaker 1: things I know now. I get often asked that question.

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Speaker 1: And because my youngest is turning twenty one this month,

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Speaker 1: and that's all my kids will now be over twenty

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Speaker 1: one years old, I think one of the things that

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Speaker 1: I've tried to impress upon them was two things. Follow

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Speaker 1: your dreams and keep your foot on the gas pedal.

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01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 1: Follow your dreams and keep your foot on the gas pedal.

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Speaker 1: You know, so many times young people take this opportunity

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Speaker 1: to graduate to just start on this party run. And

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Speaker 1: I can't really, I can't really knock that. You know,

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Speaker 1: you should celebrate the fact that you finally out of

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Speaker 1: high school, that you finally out of college. You should

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Speaker 1: have a celebration. But I got news for you. At

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Speaker 1: celebration ought to be brief. That whole summer you talking

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01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 1: about doing a lot of that's gonna be wasted valuable time,

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Speaker 1: wasted valuable time. And you get it's a funny thing, man,

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Speaker 1: It only takes thirty days to be a form of habit.

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Speaker 1: So if you get into this party mode for the

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Speaker 1: ninety days of summer, you could potentially be developed in

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Speaker 1: a habit that you don't need. And so you find

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01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:27,120
Speaker 1: yourself not so much taking care of business when September

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Speaker 1: get here, because you're still in party mode. I have

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Speaker 1: tried to express upon the young people in my life,

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Speaker 1: keep your foot on the gas pedal. Don't blow your twenties.

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Speaker 1: Your twenties ain't the party time. Your twenties should be

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Speaker 1: part of the grind time. Let me tell you something, man,

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Speaker 1: what most people do is what I did. I blew

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Speaker 1: my twenties. I just blew them. Next thing I knew,

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Speaker 1: I was in my thirties, and I spent all of

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Speaker 1: my thirties fixing everything I was supposed to do. When

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Speaker 1: I was twenty, and I looked up and I was four,

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I was trying to be

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Speaker 1: in my forties everything that I could have been in

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Speaker 1: my thirties. And then I looked up one day and

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Speaker 1: I was fifty, and I was finally putting it together.

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Speaker 1: But lord, ha mercy, I look back, I said, Man,

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Speaker 1: I could have had it together. I could have saved

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Speaker 1: myself a lot of time had I just kept my

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Speaker 1: foot on the gas. Stop looking for ways to be

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Speaker 1: s stop looking for ways to chill and relax, find

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Speaker 1: ways to maximize your time and effort to make them

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Speaker 1: count for something. Because your future, I got news for you,

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01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:38,120
Speaker 1: is coming and everything you do today is going to

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Speaker 1: affect those days that's coming called the future. So what

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Speaker 1: you're doing today is going to affect your tomorrow. You

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Speaker 1: can believe that. So if you ain't got your foot

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Speaker 1: on the gas, it's gonna show up tomorrow. I promise

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Speaker 1: you it will. It's just the way it works. And

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Speaker 1: the second thing I tell my young people, follow your dreams.

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Speaker 1: Chase them dreams. Man. But is the good news. God

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Speaker 1: is in to make your dream come true. Business. And

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Speaker 1: I don't care what age you are. God is in

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01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:11,720
Speaker 1: to make your dream come true. Business. God is in

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Speaker 1: the delivery business. He's in the forgiving business. He's in

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01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:18,960
Speaker 1: to get your life together business. He's in to pick

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01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:22,000
Speaker 1: you up and dust you off business. He's in the

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Speaker 1: come on, let's go forward business. That's the business he's in.

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Speaker 1: But he can't put you in the business unless you're

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Speaker 1: already in it. You make one step, he'll make two.

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Speaker 1: He will not make all the steps for you. You

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01:20:38,479 --> 01:20:41,320
Speaker 1: gotta do some of this yourself. You gotta try something.

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Speaker 1: God will put his finger on it and bless it,

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Speaker 1: but he gotta have something to put his finger on.

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01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:49,200
Speaker 1: He just can't seeing blessings to your house and you

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01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 1: sit there just opening up boxes. But you ain't paid

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01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:56,400
Speaker 1: for nothing. You ain't ordered nothing on Amazon. Boxes don't

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01:20:56,439 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 1: come to your house unless you make an order. If

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01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:01,400
Speaker 1: you want to big box at the house, you got

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01:21:01,479 --> 01:21:03,560
Speaker 1: to make an order. It's some things you gotta do

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01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:06,080
Speaker 1: to get packages to the house, don't you agree. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's the same thing with a blessing. If you want

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Speaker 1: more blessings to come your way, you gotta do more

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Speaker 1: things to get blessed. It's just a real common sense thing.

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Speaker 1: Follow your dreams and take your don't take your foot

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Speaker 1: off that gas pedal. Quit being what everybody else wants

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Speaker 1: you to be. Your mom and them don't know everything,

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Speaker 1: pegging you to be a lawyer. You know how many

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01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:30,519
Speaker 1: lawyers I know out of that profession because they got

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01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:33,880
Speaker 1: talked into it, and then they find out later a man,

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Speaker 1: that it don't make them happy, that it don't make

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Speaker 1: their heart beat, that they realize, man, I want to

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Speaker 1: do something that I'm not only gifted at, but I'm

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Speaker 1: passionate about. You better start thinking about that, because you

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Speaker 1: only got one time to go around these this track hill.

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Speaker 1: Follow your dreams because God is in to make your

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01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:56,080
Speaker 1: dream come true. Business And once you decide what your

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01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 1: dream is, don't take your foot off the gas because

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Speaker 1: you do, I and so many others have done. I

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Speaker 1: blew all my twenties, all of them. Spent all of

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Speaker 1: my thirties fixing what I had messed up in my twenties.

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Speaker 1: Next thing I knew, I was forty. Now, all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm trying to be what I should have

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Speaker 1: already been in my thirties. And then I looked up

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Speaker 1: and I was fifty and I had it together. But

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01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,600
Speaker 1: I looked back and I went, man, I blew so

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Speaker 1: much time. So those are the two things I would

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Speaker 1: say to young people. If I could say to the

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Speaker 1: eighteen and the twenty one year old Steve Harvey, this

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01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 1: is what I would say to me, and I'm saying

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Speaker 1: it to you. That's my advice to you. I ain't

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Speaker 1: talking down to you. I'm just telling you the truth. Y'all.

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Speaker 1: Have a Great Weekend for all Steve Every contest no

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Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve HARVEYFM dot com. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.