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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is You're not as sexy as you think you are.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that. I can't wait to see here

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Speaker 1: is this one. We'll get into that in just a

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Speaker 1: little bit, because right now the nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's frank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for us?

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Speaker 3: New?

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Speaker 2: Make a wish ministry?

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Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna say it one more time, make

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Speaker 4: a wish ministry?

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Speaker 5: You a Baptist? This is Terrence.

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Speaker 2: May help you please, Brother Terrence. Yeah, how you doing?

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Speaker 2: I got your number? You you would to over the church?

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Speaker 2: You would to make a wish ministry?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I am, I'm a help you.

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Speaker 2: Well, listen, I'm I'm actually I'm turnally ill brother, brother, parents,

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Speaker 2: and I don't you know as far as what the

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Speaker 2: doctors tell me, it could be six months or another year,

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Speaker 2: but I know my time here is definitely limited. You know.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but we're definitely here

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Speaker 5: to help you out with whatever you need or whatever

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Speaker 5: we can help you with. So what can we do

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Speaker 5: for you? Well?

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Speaker 2: You know, I truly believe that sometimes people have you know,

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Speaker 2: I've seen one of the more movies that got with

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Speaker 2: it got a bucket list or whatever they call it.

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Speaker 2: You know, people trying to do things before they leave here.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm just sitting around trying to figure out

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Speaker 2: what I could do and what I wanted to do

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Speaker 2: before I left this world and went on to what

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Speaker 2: he asked for me next. You know, I don't believe

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Speaker 2: in doing anything unless it's prayed on first.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, if you.

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Speaker 2: Don't mind, maybe you can. You know, before I even

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Speaker 2: tell you my wish, we prayed that the wish would

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Speaker 2: come true. You're not doing anything like that.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I don't mind praying. That's what we're here for.

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Speaker 5: Brow your head with me?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, sir?

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Speaker 1: Is your head by yes.

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Speaker 2: Sir, Yes sir, it is.

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Speaker 5: Brother God, We come to you in the homeless way.

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Speaker 5: We know how Lord, we asked you to touch this

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Speaker 5: young man and every which way he hurt, and then

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Speaker 5: we asked you to deliver him for whatever is going

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Speaker 5: on with him and let him know that we the

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Speaker 5: church is here to help him with whatever his needs

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Speaker 5: is in his last days. And Jesus name, I pray

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Speaker 5: say Amen with.

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Speaker 2: Me, Amen, Amen, that's gonna do it here.

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Speaker 5: Now you a member of the church here of.

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Speaker 2: Newton, Well I was a member. I still consider myself

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Speaker 2: a Remember it's just been quite some time trying to

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Speaker 2: over a year and a half, two years since I've

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Speaker 2: been able to come, you know, through to my illness.

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Speaker 2: But definitely I will remember that.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's all right. We're not worried about all that.

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Speaker 5: We just here to take care of your last and

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Speaker 5: final wits. That's what I minished it is for. You know.

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Speaker 5: He helps people with with with anything they need, you know, like.

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Speaker 2: What what what all of I mean when when people

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Speaker 2: call and wont things? What all of you? You all,

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Speaker 2: what all of y'all helped them with?

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Speaker 5: Well, we've helped them with the rent, uh, take them

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Speaker 5: to the store, help them with a utility bill, come

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Speaker 5: out and cut the grass, anything like that that they

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Speaker 5: just can't do. Take them to the doctor's apartment. Anything

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Speaker 5: we'd like to help them with, we do exactly that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well I pretty much got those things taken care of.

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Speaker 2: I think what I'd like to do between you and

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Speaker 2: myself as a chand and I've never told anyone what

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Speaker 2: I'm about to tell you. I've never been with a

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Speaker 2: with a woman to huh, I'm you know, I'm thirty eight,

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Speaker 2: but I've never been with a woman.

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Speaker 5: Well, I guess that might be a blessing. You might

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Speaker 5: you might be here. That's a good thing.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, but some times, you know, I guess

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Speaker 2: And and and uh, what I wanted to ask you

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Speaker 2: was there's a lady there at the church. Uh huh,

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Speaker 2: and before I leave, I think that's the woman that

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Speaker 2: I would actually like to to be with.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if Make a Wish ministry can

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Speaker 5: support that kind of stuff, but uh, go ahead, let

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Speaker 5: me hear.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the lady that I'm I'm actually interested in actually,

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Speaker 2: uh she works at the church too. Oh really, but

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Speaker 2: now see she's kind of a tall when she's about

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Speaker 2: five to nine, and she's probably about a size eight,

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Speaker 2: a beautiful long league man and and and and sandy

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Speaker 2: type of hand sandy color, sandy brown man. And I

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Speaker 2: mean she looked like CAREMEA.

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Speaker 5: Hold on a minute, what's her name? Uh?

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Speaker 2: I think her name Linda.

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Speaker 5: Now hold on, that's my wife. What you go ahead

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Speaker 5: and see?

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, sending your wife?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my wife, you Sorence? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Listen, y'all are ministry now Now if y'all spots to

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Speaker 2: be taking care of people, don't make a wish and

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Speaker 2: taking care of what they want before they leave this world.

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Speaker 2: If that's my wish, what is the problem?

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Speaker 5: Listen? Here? You done cross every line there was about

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Speaker 5: this man. So I don't give a damn about it.

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Speaker 5: The more you talking about sleeping with my wife, if

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Speaker 5: I see you, I'm gonna do something to you. They

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Speaker 5: ain't gonna even be able to recognize you. So what

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Speaker 5: the you talking about? Messing with my wife? Son of um?

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Speaker 2: I'll call missus lending myself and seeing you don't have

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Speaker 2: a problem with helping me make my wish come true?

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Speaker 5: Right ahead and call and you won't call nobody else.

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Speaker 5: That'll be the last call you make.

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Speaker 2: I thought y'all were here to relieve people and so

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Speaker 2: they can enjoy themselves before they leave this world.

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Speaker 5: You talking about sleeping with my wife? Are you crazy?

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Speaker 2: But if I'm finna leave here, ain't nobody gonna know?

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Speaker 5: But you want to HU don't care if you die?

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Speaker 5: I don't care you ain't sleeping with my wife and

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Speaker 5: you fool with her, you probably gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 5: die quicker than you need to.

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Speaker 2: I thought this was a ministry.

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Speaker 5: I don't tell you now you're telling.

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Speaker 2: Me about God. Y'all supposed to be a ministry that

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Speaker 2: helps people before they land on word.

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Speaker 5: What it is that you talking about sleeping with my wife?

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Speaker 5: You got an illness, but something must be wrong with

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Speaker 5: your We ain't talking about messing with my wife.

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Speaker 2: Ain't nobody gonna even know I fit with your wife?

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Speaker 2: Want I'm gonna it ain't gonna be with the two

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Speaker 2: of y'all. At least you would have helped me before.

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Speaker 2: I love.

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Speaker 5: No, I can't help you with nothing. And let me

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Speaker 5: tell you something. I'm not the preacher, I'm not the pastor.

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Speaker 5: I'm not the deacon, I'm not none of them. But

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Speaker 5: if you mess with my wife, you gonna know who

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Speaker 5: I am. I'm gonna be the hundred take. Do you understand?

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Speaker 2: I don't hear what you're saying, but I got one

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Speaker 2: more paint I need to tell you about who I.

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Speaker 5: Who asked you to go ahead? Hear me in.

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Speaker 2: Me from the steel harty morning, Your wife Linda y'all

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Speaker 2: need the praise.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 2: Ah, y'all, I met you.

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Speaker 5: I don't even recording.

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Speaker 2: This is recorded every less.

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Speaker 5: Lord, Hammer ain't gonna hear this is.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, I got one more thing that Lord, what

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Speaker 2: is the baddest and I mean the radio show in

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Speaker 2: the lane Steve.

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Speaker 5: Harvid Morning Show. Come on, church man, he hopes you die.

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Speaker 2: I'm on here, church He'll.

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Speaker 3: Give a damn if you die. Make that wish. If

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Speaker 3: you're mess with my wife, you're gonna do. You're gonna

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Speaker 3: die sooner than you have.

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Speaker 4: I'm not to preach.

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Speaker 2: I'm not the c T.

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Speaker 5: But I'm convinced that your ans going to heal. I'm

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Speaker 5: just yeah, you know I ain't going.

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Speaker 3: To hear no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 4: You agreed to it.

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Speaker 3: You said, yeah, no I ain't no yeah, no no

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Speaker 3: no no, it wasn't fits. He has said it, and

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Speaker 3: your dumb man said, yeah, oh wait, I ain't going

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Speaker 3: to help. No, no, not here.

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Speaker 5: Come on, I put man.

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Speaker 4: Pray for you, Yeah, pray for you, yes, praying pray

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Speaker 4: in junior wax mayray. Get ready. November the tenth and eleven,

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Speaker 4: I will be at the Funny Bone in Syracuse. New

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Speaker 4: York Syracuse Syracuse get Ready laying in the cut November

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Speaker 4: seventeenth and eighteenth, Virginia Beach, another funny Bone attraction. The

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Speaker 4: nephew will be there. There's a new sighting. The nephew

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Speaker 4: is moving all over the country. Tommy T's December eight,

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Speaker 4: nine and ten in Oakland, California. That's Tommy T's d

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Speaker 4: SM of eight nine ten, Oakland, California. And then December fifteenth, sixteenth,

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Speaker 4: and seventeen to Cooma, Washington. Nate Jackson, Super Funny Comedy Club.

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Speaker 4: Nate Jackson, Super Funny Comedy Club to Coma, Washington. Y'all

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Speaker 4: better get your tickets. I've never seen y'all. Y'all never

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Speaker 4: seen me.

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Speaker 2: Get Ready?

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Speaker 1: All right, thinking nephew coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject

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Speaker 1: You're not as sexy as you think you are. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.