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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is he

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Speaker 1: will be buried next to his mama. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that find out what that's all about in just a

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Speaker 1: few but right now it is time for the nephew

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Speaker 1: and today's prank.

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Speaker 2: Phone call, nephew, what you got? You know, we talked

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Speaker 2: earlier about Lauryn Hill. I wanted to put this out

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Speaker 2: there first, Syracuse, New York. Funny Bone. I will be

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Speaker 2: there and I would be on time, on time, be

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Speaker 2: there and I will be on time. Okay, show Friday,

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Speaker 2: A couple shows Saturday. I will be there and be

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Speaker 2: on time. Funny Bone, nephew coming all right. Laying in

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Speaker 2: the cutting is Virginia Beach, November seventeenth and eighteenth. I

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Speaker 2: will be there and be on time. This right here,

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Speaker 2: this prank is Exotic Delivery. Exotic Delivery cat dog. If

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Speaker 2: you hould hello, Hello, I am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is he. How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: How you doing? My name is? My name is was Shad.

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Speaker 2: I'm with GPT and we have a delivery for you.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be arriving probably in the next I

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Speaker 2: guess about the next ninety minutes. Are you Are you

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Speaker 2: actually at the house, sir?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not at home right now, but I mean

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Speaker 3: you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.

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Speaker 3: My wife and you kids can probably get it with

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Speaker 3: us home from school, you know.

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Speaker 2: So let me make sure I got the address right.

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Speaker 2: Are you thirty eight North River Drive?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's my other Okay, so is anyone there right now

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Speaker 3: Nobody is home right now. I don't understand why you

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Speaker 3: can't just leave the package there for Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, this has to be this has to be signed,

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Speaker 2: and I have you on here as the handler for

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Speaker 2: this delivery. So I definitely got to get quite a

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Speaker 2: few signatures from you. I got about five or six

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Speaker 2: pieces of paper sheets that you need to sign off on.

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Speaker 2: Are you is your What time does your wife get there?

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Speaker 4: Sir?

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Speaker 3: She'll be that lady. What do you what do you

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Speaker 3: mean handler handling? What? What are you? What are you delivering?

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Speaker 2: This is GPT, sir, This is Global Pet Transport. We

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Speaker 2: have two peacocks, we have a seal, and we have

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Speaker 2: a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we's got some kind of mistake. Right, we have

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Speaker 3: a dog, that's it.

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Speaker 5: We don't.

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Speaker 3: We don't. We're not an animal sanctuary here.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand what what you're talking about. We didn't

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Speaker 3: a kangaroo.

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Speaker 2: A feel I mean, you're you're you're you're Adrian's correct.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my name, man.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive.

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Speaker 3: Listen, listen. Yes, that is accurate. But again, I'm not

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Speaker 3: a handler. I'm not handling things.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sir, let me if there is some confusion.

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Speaker 2: Your name is here, your address is here. So I

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Speaker 2: don't see where I have a problem. If everything i'm

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Speaker 2: asking you, you're saying is correct, except now you're saying

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Speaker 2: you don't want your delivery.

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Speaker 3: It's not my delivery, man, That's what I'm trying to

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Speaker 5: This is not I didn't order a kangaroo. I didn't

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Speaker 2: Okay, A kangaroo, a seal, and two peacocks.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense, man, two peacocks. Whose order is this?

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Speaker 5: This is not my order?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 3: You got my name, okay, So here's okay.

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Speaker 2: So here's here's what we need to do. Will your

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Speaker 2: ninety minutes.

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Speaker 3: She she might be, But you know what are you saying?

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Speaker 2: What I'm gonna do is leave them here, leave them

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Speaker 2: company that shipped them and you can figure out what

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Speaker 3: What what is your what's your name?

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Speaker 2: Brothers? What's your name? Brothers? My name is Rashad Shot.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something right now. Okay, you're not

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Speaker 3: about to leave no more animals at my house. Okay,

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Speaker 3: you're not leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no kangaroos.

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Speaker 3: what's shot? Ain't no animal's.

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Speaker 5: Gonna be there?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you know what who on figure? Okay, let's

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Speaker 3: let me get my wife on the phone. All right,

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Speaker 3: let me let me call my wife.

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Speaker 2: Well, hang on, sir, I don't listen, Sir. I don't

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Speaker 2: have time for you to reach out to you. Why

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Speaker 2: for you to try to figure out what you're gonna

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Speaker 2: do about your kangaroo, your peacocks, your seal. I gotta

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Speaker 2: make this drop. I gotta keep moving. I have other

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Speaker 3: I don't give up about your other animals. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 3: home my wife. If she may be ordered the dam

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Speaker 3: kangoo the seal, okay, because I know I didn't order.

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Speaker 3: All right, We're just figure this out, okay.

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Speaker 2: Sir, listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can

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Speaker 2: figure this out when you get home. Right now. I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop the animals.

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Speaker 2: There's something, sir. If it's not yours, somebody will come

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Speaker 2: back tomorrow and pick them up.

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Speaker 5: Do you mean somebody gonna come back and pick them

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Speaker 5: up tomorrow? I'm not gonna have the my house overnight.

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Speaker 5: But you think I am out rain Mary Poppa's man.

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Speaker 5: I ain't out here doing nothing with these animals like

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Speaker 5: you're crazy.

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Speaker 3: Please, if there's a animal at my house when I arrived,

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Speaker 3: so help.

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Speaker 2: Me, God, so so so help you go. What you're

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Speaker 2: gonna have, The animal is gonna be there when you

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Speaker 2: get there. Man, you're not finna. You're slowing up my

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Speaker 2: whole delivery route today. Okay, I ain't got time for this.

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Speaker 3: I ain't got, But why you ordered?

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Speaker 2: Why you order a kangaroo if you don't want it?

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Speaker 3: Now, if I didn't order them kangaroo, that's why I

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Speaker 3: don't want the king, because I didn't order them kangaroo.

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Speaker 3: Be telling me what's order what I want? Okay, this

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Speaker 3: is the worst customer services of the world. I don't

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Speaker 3: that I got a kangaroo of peacock and peacocks.

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Speaker 2: You have two peacocks. You have two peacocks, sir.

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Speaker 3: This isn't I'm gonna do with those animals. Animals.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're gonna do with them, but

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Speaker 2: you're gonna sign. You're gonna sign this paperwork though, that's

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Speaker 2: what you're gonna do.

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Speaker 3: Why if you think I'm sorry paperwork animal.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to whoop yours at your house in

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Speaker 2: front of your wife and kids behind some damn animals.

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Speaker 2: I don't, But you're gonna sign my paper what you.

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Speaker 3: Would I wish you would try to put my I'm

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Speaker 3: about to show my kids what it looks like to

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Speaker 3: show up and talks real restless. Okay, you showing up

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Speaker 3: here with a damn caravan of animals like I mean

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Speaker 3: the ridiculous. Okay, huh no, god face mansious.

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Speaker 2: It's only one thing, I really, just only one last

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Speaker 2: thing I need to tell you, to be honest with you.

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Speaker 2: What is that? The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian,

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Speaker 2: is that I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 2: Morning Show. Your wife Bridget got me the frank phone.

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Speaker 2: Call you.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, you gotta be.

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Speaker 5: Oh man?

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Speaker 2: Who wow? You don't want the delivery man.

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Speaker 3: You don't want I don't want the kangaroo man. Those

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Speaker 3: animals together, Man, you gotta be high up to mind

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Speaker 3: one of those damn animals together.

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Speaker 2: All right, but give it. Tell me what's the baddest

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Speaker 2: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 2: Let me hear it, Adrian, it's.

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Speaker 5: A Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Baby.

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Speaker 2: What would you do though? What would you do if

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Speaker 2: if if you get a knock at the door, and

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Speaker 2: if somebody got an ostrich or something for your animal?

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Speaker 2: What would you do clamb the door?

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Speaker 6: You know, you deliver white people's yard next door. They

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Speaker 6: love animals, they'll care for him.

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Speaker 2: Would you turn back a zebra? Cually? You like you

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Speaker 2: like animal prince, would you turn a zebra back? It's

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Speaker 2: funny you should say that. I do like it's a

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Speaker 2: good zebra Junior. If I get a nice kangaroo delivered

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Speaker 2: to you, what you think? Yeah, I'll take the kangaroos

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Speaker 2: time I'm getting the passage and ride around the neighborhood,

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Speaker 2: big dog. Ab I sent an elephant to you. Can

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Speaker 2: you handle it? Well?

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Speaker 6: I ain't got to worry about it because you know

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Speaker 6: you have rich so it'll probably be a ceramic elephant

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Speaker 6: be right there.

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Speaker 4: I just give it to my daughters because they delta.

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Speaker 2: Now I got little elephant money. Now, I can't get

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Speaker 2: a level a baby one. What I mean, I get

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Speaker 2: a baby for what I mean, Sara, elephants are not

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Speaker 2: little I get I can get a little elephant intent

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Speaker 2: where somehow a baby elephant?

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Speaker 4: At who you think? Baby elephant?

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Speaker 2: What? Where's the big elephants that? Where'd you getting them from?

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Speaker 2: I mean they are the same place.

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Speaker 6: You realize that the elephant you are already going to prison.

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Speaker 6: You two know you are already now if you show

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Speaker 6: up with a baby elephant, might get the death penalty

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Speaker 6: for that you took the baby elephant from the mother.

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Speaker 4: Peter's gonna eat your ass alive.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 4: Listen.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next it is a strawberry letter to maximum

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Speaker 1: security somewhere. Yeah, he will be buried next to his mama.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.