WEBVTT - EP. 34 Clip* Dumb B*tch Story - Triangle of Men

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<v Speaker 1>Dumb bashed stories because we've all been a dumb bitch

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<v Speaker 1>at least once or twice. All right, listen, So today's

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<v Speaker 1>um dumb Bach story. I wouldn't I wouldn't really say

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<v Speaker 1>it's the dumb Bach story. But she's looking for some advice. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>It comes from one of our listeners, the email I

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<v Speaker 1>have an interesting story to tell. Hold on, the title

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<v Speaker 1>of the email is Triangle of Men. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>so exactly, she says, I have an interesting story to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm currently in relations with three different men. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you how it started. The first man, my love

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<v Speaker 1>is someone whom I've known for a long time and

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<v Speaker 1>he used to be my man, but he is now

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<v Speaker 1>my ex slash male best friend, funk buddy or a

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<v Speaker 1>friend with benefits. I literally talked to him about any

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. We both love each other and want to

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<v Speaker 1>grow and get married and all that. This guy is

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<v Speaker 1>a total package, including the best sex ever. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>every time we link it's a movie. My only thing

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<v Speaker 1>with him. He's single and says he's not completely ready

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<v Speaker 1>to be tied down again. Let's be honest. He's a womanizer,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's and he's Scott Scott damn and he lives

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<v Speaker 1>out of state. For me, he got made trust issues

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<v Speaker 1>since we broke up. He says he's been in three

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<v Speaker 1>terrible relationships and hasn't had a loving relationship since me.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be with him and there's something telling

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<v Speaker 1>me to wait on him, but also still live my

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<v Speaker 1>life until he's ready. Who this is what she said.

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<v Speaker 1>The second one is also someone I've known for a while,

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<v Speaker 1>but not as long as the first guy. The second

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<v Speaker 1>one is someone who was a friend first and f

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<v Speaker 1>w B second friends with benefit like I literally depend

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<v Speaker 1>on him to be my listening ear and also give

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<v Speaker 1>me great sex whenever. He's my own call guy, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's completely okay with that. He's made. He's made it

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<v Speaker 1>clear he don't want nothing else as far as a

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<v Speaker 1>relationship since he was since he has had a failed marriage.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy second lives in my city and doesn't mind

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<v Speaker 1>being my side nigger. And lastly, the third guy, my

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<v Speaker 1>ex who thinks he's still my boyfriend since we're living together.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a nightmare. He's a nightmare. He's handsome, but his

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<v Speaker 1>personality just makes him ugly, just terrible. She says. He's

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<v Speaker 1>always complaining and nagging, I honestly think he should have

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<v Speaker 1>been born a female because just by the way he's acting.

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<v Speaker 1>I met the third guy at work, and me, being

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<v Speaker 1>the freak that I am, I let him give me

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<v Speaker 1>head at work. Next thing I knew this nigga moved

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<v Speaker 1>in and never left. The only good thing about him

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<v Speaker 1>is that the head gives, but even that is not

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<v Speaker 1>always great. The sex is horrible. I literally, I literally

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm going through the motions. He always claims

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna leave and doesn't want to be in a

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with me no more. But no matter what, he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't leave. I never wanted to be the relationship in

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship with this guy, but the but from the jump,

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<v Speaker 1>he made it his business to be with me. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>in my clothes circle likes him, not my family nor

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<v Speaker 1>my friends. The funny part is the first guy and

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<v Speaker 1>the second guy know about him, and they don't like him.

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<v Speaker 1>They always say, funk that nigger. I say the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing all the time. I really feel like the only

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<v Speaker 1>way he'll um get the picture is if I leave

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<v Speaker 1>and pack up my house. I'm not at peace in

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<v Speaker 1>my own home, and I know the only way to

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<v Speaker 1>get him, and I know that's the only way to

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<v Speaker 1>get him to leave. I'm just tired of a bullshit

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<v Speaker 1>with the third guy. What y'all think about my triangle ament?

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<v Speaker 1>And lastly, what y'all think I should do with the

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<v Speaker 1>third guy? It was good Listen. I don't suggest you

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<v Speaker 1>spend money to move. I suggest you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>magistrate's office and follow eviction. If he's not on the

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<v Speaker 1>least following eviction to get him the funk about your house?

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<v Speaker 1>If you really want him gone? Or did he staff

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<v Speaker 1>of the rent? What's happening? Yeah, and the head So

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<v Speaker 1>it can't be that. No, hell no, no, it can't

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<v Speaker 1>be the head because she got just answer benefit, but

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<v Speaker 1>the half of the rent. That probably is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even think about that. She was already exact,

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<v Speaker 1>get him out of there. There's gotta be a way,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, exactly, do something. So her first guy,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that's her best friend, but he lives out

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<v Speaker 1>of town and he's not ready for a relationship right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically the guy that that she has lived in

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<v Speaker 1>the house is a stand in anyway. You don't even

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<v Speaker 1>like him, you never liked him. Yeah, yeah, he needs

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<v Speaker 1>She clearly knows her opinions. I just need to get

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<v Speaker 1>that one, and she can keep the triangle the person

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<v Speaker 1>that will come in replace of this obviously like person

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<v Speaker 1>that she hates, like, let somebody else fill that role

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't live in your house, and then keep the

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<v Speaker 1>out of state you got the in state friend that

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<v Speaker 1>is a friend with benefits. Kick the one leg of

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<v Speaker 1>your triangle out and bring in another a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>You could just have the two one way. You'll need three,

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<v Speaker 1>but she probably again out of town one all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>the local one, and the other one's just a friend first,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's gonna need that. She gets head from the

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<v Speaker 1>guy in the house, she gives dick from the guy

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<v Speaker 1>out the house, and then she gets the love of

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<v Speaker 1>her life out of town. She gets the magic out

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<v Speaker 1>of town like once a month, and it's probably the

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<v Speaker 1>It's movie magic Baby. Damn get that dude. First, she

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<v Speaker 1>found three somehow, But you know, if you get three,

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<v Speaker 1>like one of them but one constant, this is how

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<v Speaker 1>I do it. Obviously, keep one constant, the loved one

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<v Speaker 1>that's out of town, and then have an agreement to

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<v Speaker 1>funk around and then have fun. I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that's the way to knock, get yourself all

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<v Speaker 1>wrapped up, and I think he'll leave, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>the other one, you know the other I just wants

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<v Speaker 1>to be a friend too. And then like every now

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<v Speaker 1>and then you have the great sex and he's in town.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like that's literally bonus points. That's just like you

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<v Speaker 1>got to bonus points because they're both not ready. Now

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<v Speaker 1>go look, get this fucking dude out of your house though,

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<v Speaker 1>and then go look get out there and trying to

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<v Speaker 1>find something that you want or maybe but like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what that's like, but I'm trying to calm

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<v Speaker 1>down myself. Let it show for a second having problems

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<v Speaker 1>with the guy in the house because you're not fully

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<v Speaker 1>with him. Like maybe if I wonder what would happen

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<v Speaker 1>if she eliminated the other two guys, Like if she

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<v Speaker 1>eliminated one and her relationship with three be better because

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<v Speaker 1>he ended up in your house. This is just like

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<v Speaker 1>the other thing. Everyone I know right exactly, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>she got he might be a whole will say how

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<v Speaker 1>you just pick up and move into somebody else's ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You staying over there one night too many because the

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<v Speaker 1>other two availability dicks weren't available this guy was always available,

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<v Speaker 1>and you end up with a d She ended up

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<v Speaker 1>with some side dick. Basically that even on side dick like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you probably get when nobody else available they were.

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<v Speaker 1>He was actually probably the unavailable dick.