Speaker 1: Dumb bashed stories because we've all been a dumb bitch
Speaker 1: at least once or twice. All right, listen, So today's
Speaker 1: um dumb Bach story. I wouldn't I wouldn't really say
Speaker 1: it's the dumb Bach story. But she's looking for some advice. Um.
Speaker 1: It comes from one of our listeners, the email I
Speaker 1: have an interesting story to tell. Hold on, the title
Speaker 1: of the email is Triangle of Men. First of all,
Speaker 1: so exactly, she says, I have an interesting story to tell.
Speaker 1: I'm currently in relations with three different men. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you how it started. The first man, my love
Speaker 1: is someone whom I've known for a long time and
Speaker 1: he used to be my man, but he is now
Speaker 1: my ex slash male best friend, funk buddy or a
Speaker 1: friend with benefits. I literally talked to him about any
Speaker 1: and everything. We both love each other and want to
Speaker 1: grow and get married and all that. This guy is
Speaker 1: a total package, including the best sex ever. I mean,
Speaker 1: every time we link it's a movie. My only thing
Speaker 1: with him. He's single and says he's not completely ready
Speaker 1: to be tied down again. Let's be honest. He's a womanizer,
Speaker 1: and he's and he's Scott Scott damn and he lives
Speaker 1: out of state. For me, he got made trust issues
Speaker 1: since we broke up. He says he's been in three
Speaker 1: terrible relationships and hasn't had a loving relationship since me.
Speaker 1: I want to be with him and there's something telling
Speaker 1: me to wait on him, but also still live my
Speaker 1: life until he's ready. Who this is what she said.
Speaker 1: The second one is also someone I've known for a while,
Speaker 1: but not as long as the first guy. The second
Speaker 1: one is someone who was a friend first and f
Speaker 1: w B second friends with benefit like I literally depend
Speaker 1: on him to be my listening ear and also give
Speaker 1: me great sex whenever. He's my own call guy, and
Speaker 1: he's completely okay with that. He's made. He's made it
Speaker 1: clear he don't want nothing else as far as a
Speaker 1: relationship since he was since he has had a failed marriage.
Speaker 1: This guy second lives in my city and doesn't mind
Speaker 1: being my side nigger. And lastly, the third guy, my
Speaker 1: ex who thinks he's still my boyfriend since we're living together.
Speaker 1: He's a nightmare. He's a nightmare. He's handsome, but his
Speaker 1: personality just makes him ugly, just terrible. She says. He's
Speaker 1: always complaining and nagging, I honestly think he should have
Speaker 1: been born a female because just by the way he's acting.
Speaker 1: I met the third guy at work, and me, being
Speaker 1: the freak that I am, I let him give me
Speaker 1: head at work. Next thing I knew this nigga moved
Speaker 1: in and never left. The only good thing about him
Speaker 1: is that the head gives, but even that is not
Speaker 1: always great. The sex is horrible. I literally, I literally
Speaker 1: feel like I'm going through the motions. He always claims
Speaker 1: he's gonna leave and doesn't want to be in a
Speaker 1: relationship with me no more. But no matter what, he
Speaker 1: doesn't leave. I never wanted to be the relationship in
Speaker 1: a relationship with this guy, but the but from the jump,
Speaker 1: he made it his business to be with me. Nobody
Speaker 1: in my clothes circle likes him, not my family nor
Speaker 1: my friends. The funny part is the first guy and
Speaker 1: the second guy know about him, and they don't like him.
Speaker 1: They always say, funk that nigger. I say the same
Speaker 1: thing all the time. I really feel like the only
Speaker 1: way he'll um get the picture is if I leave
Speaker 1: and pack up my house. I'm not at peace in
Speaker 1: my own home, and I know the only way to
Speaker 1: get him, and I know that's the only way to
Speaker 1: get him to leave. I'm just tired of a bullshit
Speaker 1: with the third guy. What y'all think about my triangle ament?
Speaker 1: And lastly, what y'all think I should do with the
Speaker 1: third guy? It was good Listen. I don't suggest you
Speaker 1: spend money to move. I suggest you go to the
Speaker 1: magistrate's office and follow eviction. If he's not on the
Speaker 1: least following eviction to get him the funk about your house?
Speaker 1: If you really want him gone? Or did he staff
Speaker 1: of the rent? What's happening? Yeah, and the head So
Speaker 1: it can't be that. No, hell no, no, it can't
Speaker 1: be the head because she got just answer benefit, but
Speaker 1: the half of the rent. That probably is what it is.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. She was already exact,
Speaker 1: get him out of there. There's gotta be a way,
Speaker 1: like you said, exactly, do something. So her first guy,
Speaker 1: the guy that's her best friend, but he lives out
Speaker 1: of town and he's not ready for a relationship right now.
Speaker 1: So basically the guy that that she has lived in
Speaker 1: the house is a stand in anyway. You don't even
Speaker 1: like him, you never liked him. Yeah, yeah, he needs
Speaker 1: She clearly knows her opinions. I just need to get
Speaker 1: that one, and she can keep the triangle the person
Speaker 1: that will come in replace of this obviously like person
Speaker 1: that she hates, like, let somebody else fill that role
Speaker 1: that doesn't live in your house, and then keep the
Speaker 1: out of state you got the in state friend that
Speaker 1: is a friend with benefits. Kick the one leg of
Speaker 1: your triangle out and bring in another a little bit.
Speaker 1: You could just have the two one way. You'll need three,
Speaker 1: but she probably again out of town one all the time,
Speaker 1: the local one, and the other one's just a friend first,
Speaker 1: so she's gonna need that. She gets head from the
Speaker 1: guy in the house, she gives dick from the guy
Speaker 1: out the house, and then she gets the love of
Speaker 1: her life out of town. She gets the magic out
Speaker 1: of town like once a month, and it's probably the
Speaker 1: It's movie magic Baby. Damn get that dude. First, she
Speaker 1: found three somehow, But you know, if you get three,
Speaker 1: like one of them but one constant, this is how
Speaker 1: I do it. Obviously, keep one constant, the loved one
Speaker 1: that's out of town, and then have an agreement to
Speaker 1: funk around and then have fun. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like that's the way to knock, get yourself all
Speaker 1: wrapped up, and I think he'll leave, and you know
Speaker 1: the other one, you know the other I just wants
Speaker 1: to be a friend too. And then like every now
Speaker 1: and then you have the great sex and he's in town.
Speaker 1: It's like that's literally bonus points. That's just like you
Speaker 1: got to bonus points because they're both not ready. Now
Speaker 1: go look, get this fucking dude out of your house though,
Speaker 1: and then go look get out there and trying to
Speaker 1: find something that you want or maybe but like I
Speaker 1: don't know what that's like, but I'm trying to calm
Speaker 1: down myself. Let it show for a second having problems
Speaker 1: with the guy in the house because you're not fully
Speaker 1: with him. Like maybe if I wonder what would happen
Speaker 1: if she eliminated the other two guys, Like if she
Speaker 1: eliminated one and her relationship with three be better because
Speaker 1: he ended up in your house. This is just like
Speaker 1: the other thing. Everyone I know right exactly, I'm not
Speaker 1: she got he might be a whole will say how
Speaker 1: you just pick up and move into somebody else's ship.
Speaker 1: You staying over there one night too many because the
Speaker 1: other two availability dicks weren't available this guy was always available,
Speaker 1: and you end up with a d She ended up
Speaker 1: with some side dick. Basically that even on side dick like,
Speaker 1: that's what you probably get when nobody else available they were.
Speaker 1: He was actually probably the unavailable dick.