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Speaker 1: To me, I'm moving eighty two point five? Do you care? Hey?

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Speaker 1: What's that dude? H? Nothing? This Esteban? Uh? Do you

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Speaker 1: know you're calling a senior living facility? Oh? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course I know that. My name is Esteban. I

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Speaker 1: make music for the masses, you know, like the popular

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Speaker 1: musics and stuff for people to dance to. Okay, yeah great, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So hey, I saw online you post out an ad

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Speaker 1: regarding for like activities for the odds you know, yeah

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Speaker 1: this is but this is for older adults. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: old Do you know, like I want to entertain them?

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Speaker 1: Is this a joke? No? I saw the ad online,

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Speaker 1: so I thought I would call up, you know, try

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Speaker 1: to do it. Oh my god, you're actually serious. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: there's an actual process to do this. You have to

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Speaker 1: submit something online. Yeah, but I don't know who you are. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know I said that, but you know, like about me,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a dude, Okay, well a lady, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. Like I could go about the ways whatever,

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Speaker 1: but IM just saying like I'm gonna go get her,

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Speaker 1: you know. So I figure i'll just call up. I'm

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Speaker 1: ready to rock the microphone for all the grannies and grandpas.

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Speaker 1: You know, you have to apply online and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to be a little bit more respectful. We don't

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Speaker 1: go by grannies and grandpas, and I don't go by dude. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know, I sorry, I felt like offended or whatever,

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Speaker 1: you know, like I had a granny grandpa, so I

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Speaker 1: just call them that sometimes, you know. But basically, I

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Speaker 1: know you're looking for people to entertain the olds, and

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Speaker 1: I think I could do it. First of all, we

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Speaker 1: don't refer to any people here as old. Oh what

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Speaker 1: do you call them them? Because like the olds? Right? No, No,

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Speaker 1: they're not old, they're older adults. Well yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: well the same older adults and olds are not the

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Speaker 1: same thing. Okay, Well I was just thinking you're not

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Speaker 1: because they're like they old, So I just figured they'll

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Speaker 1: go buy the olds. But that's cool, you know they don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't. They go buy older adults or they go

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Speaker 1: by seniors. And regardless of that, follow the process like

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Speaker 1: everybody else. And you have to submit something online. You

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Speaker 1: don't just let anybody in here. What if I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna give you a hot sample? No, I don't need

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Speaker 1: a hot What what is a hot sample? You know?

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Speaker 1: It's like food. You're not like you go to the store,

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Speaker 1: right they stand there with a hot sample. You never

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Speaker 1: turned that down. I have a hot turn it down

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Speaker 1: actually all the time. Oh well you like the one

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Speaker 1: because I never turned down a hot sample. So I

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Speaker 1: just give you a hot sample. You tell me what

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Speaker 1: you think you know? I don't actually have time for

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Speaker 1: this right now? Oh lett is all? Letts all, lets

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Speaker 1: you kind of crassis. I want you to have my babies. Oh,

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Speaker 1: let us all, let us hold on, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on. I want you to have my babies. Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding? But like you know that No, that's not okay. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but is trying to give them a compliment? You know,

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Speaker 1: like I feel like I don't that's not a compliment.

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Speaker 1: That's not a compliment, saying, first of all, old lady,

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Speaker 1: there's just so many parts of this that are wrong. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but like hey, you know they know the old you know.

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Speaker 1: But what I trying to say, like in my art

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Speaker 1: is like, hey you old, but I still you know,

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Speaker 1: I would give it to you, you know, like discussing

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. No one wants to

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Speaker 1: hear that, and no one wants to have be given

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Speaker 1: to them or whatever it is. That's not a compliment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but like they want to feel sexy too. You're not

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Speaker 1: like no, not no, no, old girl, old girl, old girl,

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Speaker 1: Oh girl, kiss my lips? I like you and artificial hips?

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Speaker 1: Hey you know no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you obviously have never worked with anyone who's older because

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Speaker 1: you don't. Sorry, not everybody an artificial hips and nobody

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Speaker 1: wants to kiss your lips. You're like bordering here, actually

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Speaker 1: not even bordering on sexual harassment. You know. It's just

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Speaker 1: like my art and my musics. You know, it's just

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Speaker 1: how I roll, you know, like I can't like keep

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Speaker 1: myself held down. Well then you don't. We don't need

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Speaker 1: anything that doesn't can't be held down. Here at the

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Speaker 1: Senior Center. I think I think you're wrong. I think

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Speaker 1: you don't know, because, like I know someone work here,

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Speaker 1: and I think you're just calling up and speaking about

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Speaker 1: yourself in the third person. I think I know, how

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Speaker 1: about this one? Okay, here we go, all dudes, All dudes,

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Speaker 1: are you ready for some I got your some viagrasol?

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Speaker 1: You can have a bona okay, okay, no no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. I don't even have to understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Something about I don't even know ambasol. What was that. No,

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Speaker 1: I was saying, like I get on viagra and then

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Speaker 1: you know I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no. I think you know the problem is

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Speaker 1: maybe you a little too turned on by my music.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, Actually the big problem here is that

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Speaker 1: I am so turned on by you. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I can stand to be in the room. Yeah maybe literally. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be fair to all the

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Speaker 1: people here because I'm just gonna be sitting there creaming

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Speaker 1: the seats. Yeah. Yeah, you know, like I could tell

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Speaker 1: you know, like all you gotta do is take a

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Speaker 1: deep breath, you know what I mean. It's like, relax, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that was sarcasm. Scargasm. I don't even know, Like I

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Speaker 1: never had one of those. I never chasm sarcastic. You

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Speaker 1: get you on to give me a scargasm, you idiot.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. Okay, I am getting

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Speaker 1: off the phone with you right now. Well, no, don't

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Speaker 1: go like. I gotta tell you it's a prank call,

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Speaker 1: that's all. What. Yeah, this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on

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Speaker 1: you weak? What It's a joke. Your coworker Emily set

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Speaker 1: you up. No, she said you were looking for entertainers

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Speaker 1: at the senior home you run and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh my god. You seriously were terrible,

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Speaker 1: you know, like you you don't like any of my songs. No,

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Speaker 1: they're horrible. Who's just thinking, what the hell is wrong

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Speaker 1: with this guy? Every morning with Li