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Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared or was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need to ride? Ride with Karen and Chris

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Speaker 2: welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 2: Before we started recording, Karen gave us an assignment, which

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Speaker 2: was you with your idea. You state the assignment.

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Speaker 3: We all reveal one embarrassing and we all meeting Me

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Speaker 3: and Chris at least does not have to be pulled

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Speaker 3: into this, but we all reveal we too, reveal an

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Speaker 3: embarrassing fact about ourselves, fact factoid.

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Speaker 2: An embarrassing fact about myself because I've had embarrassing things

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Speaker 2: happen recently. I'm just sorting through it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I can help you.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to come up. Will you come up with

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Speaker 2: my embarrassing fact?

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Speaker 1: Yep?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let me have it you vape? Oh I have?

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Speaker 2: I mean that was do you not want to do

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Speaker 2: it in confident? No? Everyone needs to know I have

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Speaker 2: an addictive personality, and they also are proud of me

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Speaker 2: for not drinking. And I've replaced it with mango slices.

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Speaker 2: Sure I brag about that one. Yeah, but I've been vaping. Okay,

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Speaker 2: tobacco flavored vape.

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Speaker 1: You don't even do mango slice flavored.

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Speaker 2: No, No, i'd figure, uh, you know, I don't want

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Speaker 3: So I was when you just admitted this because I

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Speaker 3: was actually shitting on vaping and then you pulled one on.

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Speaker 1: Your pockety embarrassedly, and so I was.

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Speaker 3: My follow up question was, what's the like, what do

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Speaker 3: you believe the benefit to be?

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Speaker 1: The health benefits, well, just the reason you're doing it.

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Speaker 2: I I don't know why I chose timing wise when

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Speaker 2: I know the most about how bad it is for you.

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Speaker 2: It turns your lungs into popcorn. As fall as I

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Speaker 2: as far as I know, as falls, as far as

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Speaker 2: I fall, I will have no lung capacity when I land.

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Speaker 2: I am you can't go as you go, I can't.

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Speaker 2: I won't have enough lung capacity to let people know

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Speaker 2: I've fallen and cannot get up the worst. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: I uh, yeah, I've noticed that I still have decent

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Speaker 2: lung capacity. This isn't an advertisement for it. I'm just saying, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm just embarrassed. I can't even defend it.

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Speaker 1: No, you can't.

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Speaker 3: Well, but lots of people, as my therapist said long ago,

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Speaker 3: and I'm sure I've said on this podcast, everybody needs

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Speaker 3: a little bit of oblivion, so especially these days. So

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Speaker 3: if you are not drinking, you're gonna need a little something,

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Speaker 3: something that gives you the old rit of Hey, I

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Speaker 3: get to do what I want. Fuck you whoever person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the man, I I it's my anti establishment punk

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Speaker 2: rock thing that I've been doing. I really, that's not

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Speaker 4: And now this is it for now, its temporary.

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Speaker 2: I know how dangerous it is because it's so easy

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Speaker 1: Sure, for sure, Well it's way better than smoking.

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Speaker 3: And look, no judgments, because I have smoked on and

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Speaker 1: That was the coolest thing. Remember when camels came out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. When I moved to Texas, it was like filters

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Speaker 1: That lost healthy time that you weren't French.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I started smoking immediately, started kissing people three

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Speaker 1: And hating Americans just like what you can't do that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, saying things like I need to get back into

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Speaker 2: don't think vaping would lead back to smoking again. That's

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Speaker 3: Agree, right, Vaping is a step toward stop being addicted

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Speaker 2: Yeah, even though it's more addictive than all the things

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Speaker 2: I used to smoke, just like any Let me do

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Speaker 4: People clap. I want little rewards.

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Speaker 1: You're a lot like a seal in that way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I really am. But there babalonyll on my chest.

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Speaker 2: That's an otter. We all know. We all know.

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Speaker 3: But maybe there's a thing that can be your next step.

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Speaker 3: My only thing is I've heard so many bad things

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Speaker 3: it's like this is so bad for you. Yeah, so

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Speaker 3: what would be a good replacement hookah pipe smoking?

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Speaker 4: No, because then you.

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Speaker 2: Got to go into those hookah pipe specific establishments.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a great way to meet new people.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, in the time of COVID, a hookah

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Speaker 2: Mouth ye communal. Yeah, everyone just gathers and puts their

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Speaker 3: Oh what if you instead of inhaling blew out and

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what happens. The little charcoal piece blows

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Speaker 3: And isn't the Rainforest Cafe where the mechanical gorillas and monkeys.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so you know what I'm hearing you that that

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Speaker 3: it's definitely I was gonna say safer. That's actually not true, right.

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Speaker 2: No, it does not inhibit my ability to operate a

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm operating it.

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Speaker 2: I know. I don't know why I always say we

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Speaker 2: here's what you don't know about as we podcast Karen Steers.

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Speaker 2: But I have my left hand down there operating the pedals.

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Speaker 2: This is a joint effort.

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Speaker 1: And Honily's actually records from the break here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have to watch for Are you okay

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Speaker 3: Hey, be careful, I'm just touched over and yet the

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, I mean, I mean, I mean what we're

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: That was a mine right there. We need to mark that, mark.

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Speaker 1: It as with a star.

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Speaker 3: I need to counterbalance basically me confronting you about vaping,

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm I'm just because our personalities are slightly different,

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Speaker 2: I will not choose yours for you.

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Speaker 3: That's very smart of you, Yes, very smart. Yes, Oh

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Speaker 3: you told me where Mike Gibbons. You saw Mike Gibbons

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Speaker 3: and he was like, oh, the last time I saw

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Speaker 3: Karen and he talked about this job we were on

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Speaker 4: Well, his reaction to me saying that let me know

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Speaker 3: He's there's very little he could do to get off

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Speaker 3: I will say this, M Well, I've also smoked for

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Speaker 3: so truly, smoking isn't I'm not judging smoking. I'm worried

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, that's a new uh layer of the

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Speaker 3: Yes, And I now get robocalls from all over the

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Speaker 3: Like you basically do like a one button pay thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh can you buy from somebody? They now have your data,

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Speaker 3: and most companies are just like kay buy and then

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Speaker 2: go ahead have my data. I haven't done any federal crimes,

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Speaker 2: but I'm realizing that is why I get seven eight

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Probably it's not for signing up to that adult website

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Speaker 2: in ninety eight.

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Speaker 1: Right, Oh, they don't have window cleaners.

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Speaker 2: Oh christ Yeah, I've noticed they're often not there. They're squeegees.

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Speaker 3: They're just like because they know Tesla's are going to

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Speaker 3: come in and be assholes and weeds.

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Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing is I've gone in and said, hey,

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Speaker 2: where are your squeegees, and they just always say they

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Speaker 2: just get stolen.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Because if you have a squeegee and uh it's extra saliva,

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Speaker 2: you have yourself a day's of business for a day.

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Speaker 1: You don't need business right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's hard to be mad about it. But

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Speaker 2: if you really ask nicely, they have extra squeegees in

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Speaker 2: That dyed redhead. Aren't you a little excited that we're

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because everyone's little pocket computer is now a production

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you should have asked me this fifteen years

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Speaker 1: Hi? Can I get.

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Speaker 3: A tall one pump hot mocha and a bottle of water.

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Speaker 2: All a Grande coffee with almond milk.

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Speaker 3: And a Grande coffee with almond milk on alys. That's

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: You ordered me a coffee. I said coffee. I don't

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Speaker 1: My god? Could you imagine if we booked Jackey on

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's what I know from reading the Secret repeatedly.

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Speaker 2: You do what I do where even though it's one dollar,

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: It was it was. See it works both ways because

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Speaker 3: She's gonna be like, yeah, Okay, I don't mean to

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Speaker 2: No, I was just going to talk about local events.

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Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, I'm just we're driving by

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Speaker 4: I just keep looking at squat a bomber.

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Speaker 1: That's on me.

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Speaker 2: No, I uh, it is a thing. It is a thing,

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Speaker 3: so it's like I don't want to be I don't

446
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 3: want to freak out or whatever.

447
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,399
Speaker 1: I just want to be like, Okay, that.

448
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 3: Makes sense because it's no one can afford to have

449
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 3: a brick and mortar business. Many people can't afford it

450
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 3: the way they used to be able to. Now they

451
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 3: just have to be an online business. And it works

452
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 3: better for people.

453
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, A better way, even more positive way of looking

454
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 2: at it is everyone's discovered you don't need a brick

455
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 2: and mortar business, right.

456
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 4: It's just like, why are we paying rent?

457
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

458
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 2: We could be boxing these up in our kitchen, right.

459
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 3: And then there's a bunch of people who realize that

460
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: and they're like, I'm gonna box this up in my kitchen,

461
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 3: and I get to start making a ton of money

462
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 3: because I'm good at making you know, natural body oils

463
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 3: or what have you, or the things, all the things

464
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 3: I buy on TikTok.

465
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 2: And every time you feel guilty for using Amazon, which

466
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 2: I guess we all should, it's the number one polluter,

467
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 2: but it's also where a lot of independent people make

468
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 2: all their sales, right, so keep that in mind. True,

469
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure Amazon takes a big chunk of it,

470
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 2: which brings it back to the part of it being

471
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 2: a problem.

472
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: But here are many problems.

473
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 4: Do you want to have a contest who can be

474
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 4: more bummer?

475
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do. Let's do You know I'll win it.

476
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 2: Because in every mail boxer it'll be ahead with a

477
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 2: knife in it. See, I promised I wouldn't wrap ghetto

478
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 2: boys layers.

479
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 3: That's from the Joe DeRosa episode long ago. Oh wow,

480
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 3: Remember you guys talked all about this.

481
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 2: I gotta start listening to more hip hop me. I'm

482
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: talking about the same stuff I was back then. And

483
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 2: he has gone and become a sandwich tycoon.

484
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: He's a fucking sandwich tycoon. He is he pivoted. I know.

485
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 1: I just here's the funniest thing.

486
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:18,959
Speaker 3: So Joe DeRosa, friend of the podcast and in real life,

487
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 3: which is podcast our real life. Sorry to tell you,

488
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 3: but he moved back to New York from Los Angeles

489
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 3: and I hadn't talked to him for a really long time.

490
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 3: And then it bummed me out because I was like, Oh,

491
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 3: is this intentional on his part?

492
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 1: Like is he mad at me for some reason?

493
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

494
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 4: That's what we all think.

495
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 2: Great, we really we need to be comforted by the

496
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 2: fact that no one else is thinking of anyone but themselves. Yeah.

497
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 3: True, and Joe's thinking of himself and sandwiches. Yes, But

498
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 3: I really was like, oh no, did I whatever the

499
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 3: thing we all do?

500
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 2: Yes.

501
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,719
Speaker 3: I often, and I mean often, get texts from people

502
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 3: men who don't say hey, hey, it's me Joe and

503
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 3: then say their message. They just go us was at

504
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 3: this concert. It made me think of you, blood of blah,

505
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 3: text me back whatever. And I do not text any

506
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 3: of them back because I don't know who they are.

507
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 3: And I was like, if you're not in my current phone,

508
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,239
Speaker 3: there might be a reason, and I'm not falling for this.

509
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 3: And also, you're the kind of person that wouldn't put

510
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 3: your name into a text, and we haven't talked for

511
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 3: a while.

512
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 2: And for me, just so everyone knows, there's no rhyme

513
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: or reason. There are some very important people in my

514
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: life that I need to talk to every day and

515
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 2: I still haven't recorded their name into my phone because

516
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 2: I'm getting these frequent texts, so I just get lazy

517
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 2: about it.

518
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 4: It's like, well, well.

519
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 2: We'll be corresponding tomorrow and the next day in a

520
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 2: year or so, so wait a second, why record there?

521
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 3: You you're basically, hey, give me them digits and begin

522
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,679
Speaker 3: a relationship of some sort, and.

523
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: It's your preser.

524
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 3: Well, what I'm saying is you put a phone number

525
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,959
Speaker 3: into your phone and never put a name in.

526
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: No, never put it. The information keeps coming in.

527
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 1: You're doing everything from memory.

528
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 2: Right. Well, when I see them in person, I'll be like, hey, you,

529
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: good to see you, because of course I don't know

530
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 2: their name, but on my phone, to me, they're three

531
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 2: to one oh five and eight, seven, et cetera, two four,

532
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 2: So you know, if anything, I know them, I know

533
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 2: them twice as well as other people.

534
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 3: No, this is the weirdest child on. This is a

535
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 3: second chain piece for you. Now I have to think

536
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 3: of another one.

537
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am very lazy about Oh the shame. I'm

538
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 2: very lazy about recording people's names in my phone. I'm sorry.

539
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 2: I don't enjoy paperwork.

540
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: Hold on, there's no recording and there's no paper. It's

541
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 1: one of the easier things.

542
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 2: Oh you gott it. Why it's still hard for me.

543
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 2: You type in the number, it's like, where's that plus

544
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 2: sign so I can add a number? I always mess up,

545
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, let me just send you a text.

546
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 3: I have to put my strawberry pinned down. So this

547
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 3: is too hard.

548
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: Why did I buy a two handed vape?

549
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 3: Hold it in your teeth like the penguin, like every

550
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 3: other vapor.

551
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, the vapor I have at home is just like

552
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 2: an alto sex.

553
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 3: It's so big and vapor and filled with carcinogens.

554
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 2: No, come on, it's just fruit flavors. Fruit's good for you.

555
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: It's fruit.

556
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 3: Do you think you could have done a better job

557
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 3: drawing tacos on the side of that taco truck? Yes,

558
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 3: we look, uh, you.

559
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 2: Know, I they aren't bad. I can just tell that

560
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 2: all those ingredients it's clip art. Oh so some of

561
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: the tacos like that. That casada is pretty good. I

562
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: like that.

563
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 4: It's wood cut line art.

564
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 2: But then the other one, you see the casadia next

565
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 2: or the tacos next to it, it's more like stipple.

566
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 4: And then we got some cross hatching. It's a mess.

567
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 2: I don't like it when there's a bunch of illustrations

568
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 2: and it's like, clearly different people did them all.

569
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, or they went to different books or clip

570
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: art things exactly.

571
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 2: I see.

572
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not stylistically uniform.

573
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 2: No, it's got to be uniform in style. Yeah, I'm

574
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: glad you brought that up. Actually, it would have bothered

575
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: me had we not mentioned it. Yeah, those tacos don't

576
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: match that case Adilla, keep talking about phone numbers. Don't

577
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 2: get sidetracked.

578
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: Hey, how were your shows in Fort Collins?

579
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: And why thank you for asking? So fun? I felt

580
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: I've finally gotten a grasp on this new feeling of

581
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 2: being super nervous before shows. Yeah, until I get that

582
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 2: first laugh, and then I just am in control of

583
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: things because my brain works a little better. So I

584
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 2: feel like I stand up's more fun. People enjoyed that.

585
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: I have a joke now where I just talk about

586
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 2: my stand ups a little like jazz music. A lot

587
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: of it's terrible, and that's just and then I get

588
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 2: to go like and then everyone in the crowd usually

589
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: yells well porn oh, and it makes me I almost cry.

590
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: Cry.

591
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: Well, I know why they're coming to see me, but

592
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: it's just a moment that is reminding me all at

593
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 2: once in accountable voices.

594
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I also realize we had that listener.

595
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 2: I always forget if you and I'm not going to

596
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 2: ask you again to start doing stand up because I

597
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 2: know it's not like, oh yeah, I'll just do it,

598
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: but if you did, it would be a life force

599
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 2: for you to realize, just to because I keep forgetting

600
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 2: and then I go back out and it's all these people.

601
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah, people, it's just I don't get

602
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 2: those reminders in town get them for some reason a

603
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 2: little bit here and there.

604
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 3: Right, well, I'm just gonna a group of people. Aren't

605
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 3: gonna yell mouth for it, you like at the sorry.

606
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: To say no, but it's it's been amazing. And the afterwards,

607
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 2: hanging out and talking for at least an hour nice

608
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 2: because I sell my little posters and I'm like, just

609
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 2: come say hi, and everyone buys a poster, whether they

610
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 2: want one or not, and they're so nice. And again

611
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 2: I've been getting the Starbucks cards I did. I just

612
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 2: want you to know that these people are coming. I

613
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 2: I do always think like, wow, Karen needs a taste

614
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:38,719
Speaker 2: of this.

615
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 4: I do Madison because.

616
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 2: It is amazing. So it's been great, and uh yeah,

617
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: I I didn't plan this last trip very well. I

618
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 2: got the cheapest flight because I did you know, it

619
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 2: was it was fun gigs. It wasn't like, you know,

620
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 2: I do some big money gigs. Corporates boats.

621
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: But I've heard the golf tournaments.

622
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, I do these. I do the you know,

623
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 2: the Christmas party for Haliburton. But this, you know, I

624
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 2: was hanging out. I had like a nine hour layover

625
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 2: that required me to be in the Las Vegas Airport. Hey,

626
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 2: were you wondering if there's food ground into the carpet

627
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: from four years ago? You will, you'll know once you know,

628
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 2: the Las Vegas Airport terminal A where I saw one fight.

629
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 2: I saw pretty much everyone was drunk. Oh yeah, just

630
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 2: we're thrown. No one broke it up. And of course

631
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 2: Flavor Flave was there. Why wouldn't Flavor Flave just be

632
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 2: in the airport being clawed at by people? And he

633
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 2: was very nice to everyone. He'd like a roll his

634
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 2: eyes and then turn around and go yeah boy and

635
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 2: take a selfie. And just so many big dazzled pockets

636
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: of true religion genes, which I'm not being classiest or

637
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 2: anything because those are expensive.

638
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: You're reporting the facts simply with the.

639
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 2: Flap on him, those back pockets with the with the

640
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: cowboy cut flap and b dad and jams, just tons

641
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: of ass jams, which.

642
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 3: I have to say, if you're sitting in front of

643
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 3: the old one arm bandit for seven hours, which is

644
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 3: why you're in Las Vegas.

645
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: You could pick a more comfortable pick the.

646
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 2: Killer from the fugitive.

647
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: You're just sitting in front of that actor the whole time.

648
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 2: Even curl my wife? How was that? Curl my wife?

649
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: Sterrice? And board is not the one arm.

650
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 2: Girl, but the one arm Bandit curled my wife. I

651
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: hate snakes. How's that?

652
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: It's really good?

653
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: Thanks?

654
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. It's the same.

655
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 2: It's my John Ham. You just have to go low.

656
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh what can we just get a taster?

657
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 2: I have a huge dick. Sorry, I reportedly apparently purportedly

658
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 2: of acting. He's the Huey Lewis and famous leaders.

659
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 3: Didn't Doug Benson have a joke about Huey Lewis's dick

660
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 3: at that one part of the movie Shortcuts. Huey Lewis

661
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 3: is in it and he's standing on the like Sidey

662
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 3: pulls his dick out to pee and it's just this

663
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 3: gigantic dick.

664
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 4: Oh, he actually saw it.

665
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: It's in the movie.

666
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I think it is common knowledge. And if

667
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 2: it isn't, April Richardson will remind.

668
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 4: You that Huey Lewis.

669
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 2: That's the news. He's got a big old meat cannon.

670
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 2: As I wish I hadn't just said sorry, excuse me.

671
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: Wait, what did you do for Halloween?

672
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 2: I did nothing. I was.

673
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 1: Well in Las Vegas Airport.

674
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 2: I was not feeling well when I got home and

675
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 2: one of my I layovers waiting for a shuttle from

676
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 2: downtown or Union Station in Denver. I passed. I had

677
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 2: five hours I needed to pass before I got Oh,

678
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 2: that person's just gonna keep no. Wow. I know you

679
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: have a toothache, but stop it. She had a bandage

680
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 2: around her Yeah, it was a toothache.

681
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 3: She had an old piece of gauze wrapped around her

682
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 3: head because it could be a costume.

683
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 2: When I did get on the shuttle, there was a

684
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: man with her sharpened stick with a hope fake blood

685
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 2: on it. Oh uh, And yeah it was a large

686
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 2: I guess Buffy the vampire Slayer or a real life murderer.

687
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 2: But he had a sharpened.

688
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: Stick or a seal hunter.

689
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, get off my eye, baloney, pal, that's my costume.

690
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 2: I didn't. I brought stuff to be Robert Smith from

691
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 2: The Cure. Oh, but I didn't. I decided I just

692
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 2: wanted to do stand up, and I did some prastic prastick,

693
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: some prastic so do we They did some practice sets

694
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 2: at a regular club where there was no dyner sores.

695
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: Oh so it's Christian and they don't celebrate.

696
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 2: Halloween, right right, so yeah, none of the heathens that

697
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 2: listen to our podcast were there. It's just regular folks.

698
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,919
Speaker 2: And I need to keep doing that because I don't

699
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 2: want to it. It makes me try a little harder

700
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 2: when it's just a bunch of grumpy dads. So I

701
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 2: did a couple of grumpy dad sets and the like

702
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: the MC at those shows spent so much time. The

703
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 2: first night he was the joker and he put a

704
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 2: lot of work into his makeup. The next night he

705
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 2: was Freddy Krueger and his daughter had done all this

706
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 2: face makeup, and the audience was like mad or something.

707
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: They didn't they wanted him to be the comedian.

708
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the Well.

709
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know why I'm having weird sets,

710
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 2: And it's like because you're a scary monster right.

711
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,240
Speaker 1: Now, Yes, you're a scary monster.

712
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 3: That's like anyway, So anyways, what else is in the

713
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,479
Speaker 3: news where it's like, well, I guess what's in the news,

714
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 3: Freddy Krueger, is that you died in the boiler room

715
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 3: and local kids are the ones that killed you, and

716
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 3: now you're getting a room.

717
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 2: They couldn't get the plot from those movies out of

718
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 2: their head, right. Yeah, it's like, I'd love to enjoy

719
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,760
Speaker 2: your jokes, but you killed all the counselors and the campers.

720
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 3: You pulled beautiful young Johnny Depp down through a mattress.

721
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 3: I'll never forget it when I first saw it.

722
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was Johnny Depp pre you twenty one

723
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 2: Jump Street.

724
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: Yes, one of his first gigs, pre Greco.

725
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 3: My friend Jennifer Gearing, My dear, beautiful, lifelong friend, Jennifer Geary,

726
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 3: who we spent our parents were friends, so she was

727
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: like she was my sister. Got to invite a friend

728
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 3: every time we went somewhere, and I automatically got Jennifer Gearing.

729
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 3: And I was always like, well, I mean, she's the

730
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 3: one I would pick anyway, but it's I always just

731
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 3: wanted the choice.

732
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: But I would picked on.

733
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 3: Her anyway because she was the funniest, most fun person

734
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 3: of all time. Oh, she called me because it was

735
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 3: her birthday. I was going to her house for her birthday.

736
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,959
Speaker 3: She goes, I got this movie, Karen, You're not gonna

737
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 3: believe this guy. This guy in it, like you're not

738
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 3: gonna believe your eyes. And then we put the movie in.

739
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 3: We're watching it and he comes on screen and we

740
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 3: were like, we could have believe our eyes.

741
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 4: Just Johnny DApp as an extra well he was, he was.

742
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was the first to die. So he was

743
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 3: like a minor player in that movie.

744
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 2: He was the Drew Barrymore of that movie.

745
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

746
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 2: I don't know.

747
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: First Actually, there's horror fans that will.

748
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 2: Be like, what the fuck that's the last episode? Do

749
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: you need a right eye listen to? Uh? Wow, I

750
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 2: guess I need to. I never really watched you know,

751
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 2: I'm a Dream Warrior guy franchise. That's the only man,

752
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: seriously that was interesting.

753
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: She was moseying across that street.

754
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you, john Wayne?

755
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: I get that your skirt looks like a picnic blanket.

756
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of my way.

757
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, go chase some ants with your watermelon wedge, you know,

758
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 2: a picnic. Yeah, so, I uh, I forgot where we were.

759
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 2: But Johnny Depp Dream Warrior, Dream Warrior franchise franchise there

760
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:35,760
Speaker 2: we haven't done. In the next subject, I am waiting

761
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 2: for the shuttle. I to pass the time at a

762
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 2: non alcoholic beer and I ordered a Scotch egg, something

763
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 2: that I had once at the village Idiot Melrose and

764
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 2: it's so delicious. You know, I'm not a huge meathead,

765
00:39:51,520 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 2: but it is a meat encapsuled hard boiled egg yep,

766
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 2: that is then fried. So of course it's good. And

767
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: I was feeling like I needed some comfort. I didn't

768
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: have my vape and I been into it and it

769
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 2: was flavorless in a way where I was like, Okay,

770
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 2: this is not cooked. I don't think Oh. So I

771
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 2: didn't finish it and I didn't think about it. And

772
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 2: I had a great show that night. And I had

773
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 2: a beautiful hotel in Fort Collins, the Armstrong.

774
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 4: It was haunted. And I don't need to.

775
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 2: Know that, by the way, because I actually didn't sleep

776
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 2: very well because every little knock in the night I

777
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: thought was Emily. I looked her up online the ghost.

778
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 2: Oh it was named Emily anyway. At check out the

779
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 2: next day, eleven o'clock, that is right when food poisoning

780
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 2: hit me.

781
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 1: Oh, and I you have buried the lead this entire episode.

782
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 2: You know, you know me, I wish I was a doctor.

783
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 2: I've been holding this vomit and diarrhea story and the

784
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 2: details are now going to Hello. I It's just I

785
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 2: was in such a and I called the front desk

786
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 2: and they understood right away. They were so sweet. I'm like, Hi,

787
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 2: I am get it packing. I'm needing to check out

788
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 2: of the room. But I had a Scotch egg yesterday

789
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: and I know it wasn't cooked, and I'm experiencing I

790
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 2: believe food poisoning. And they're like, oh, no, you need

791
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 2: to be near a bathroom at all times. I knew

792
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: right away, yes, but I still had to check out

793
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: of my room. They gave me an extra hour, and

794
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: I did as much as I could in that time.

795
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 2: But then I was just kind of wandering the winter

796
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 2: streets of Fort Collins, visiting each sidewalk tree. Yeah. Well,

797
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 2: to be thankful it wasn't double duty, because oh, I

798
00:41:52,760 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 2: was in trouble. And then I called David Rodriguez and

799
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 2: the guy that runs the comedy ForwArt, and he let me.

800
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 2: He said, there's a key in the back. Oh, And

801
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: I went in and I, you know, and because I

802
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: had a shuttle, I had my flight. It was like,

803
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 2: I do not have time for this. Yeah, this is

804
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 2: the worst I do. I have to stay in extra

805
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: night and miss my flight. Like no. I managed to

806
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: pull it off, and everywhere I just was like every

807
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 2: time there was a restroom, whether I was an emergency

808
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 2: or not, I just was. I was sick.

809
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 4: You know, we all get sick. I'm not being dirty.

810
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: Well, no, no food poisoning.

811
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 3: I love talking about food poisoning because it's happened to me,

812
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 3: I believe twice. But the most recent time it's happened,

813
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 3: it happened.

814
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: Wait, I think it's only happened once.

815
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 2: Is it happening right now?

816
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I barf into this side this

817
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: side pocket in my car? It was just the idea

818
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: of it.

819
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 3: Like it was so consistent barfing and shitting for almost

820
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 3: forty eight hours that I was like, this is getting dangerous.

821
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: I had to look up where I should know.

822
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 3: This has to be now a medical issue at the hospital.

823
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: Right because it wouldn't stop. It was so crazy.

824
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 3: I would take little tiny SIPs of water yep, but

825
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 3: four minutes later I'm back up.

826
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: It was insanity.

827
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, So This was on Monday that I was coming

828
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 2: back my shows. My show was on Sunday at four cons.

829
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: So yesterday I was pretty whre. I don't feel amazing

830
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 2: right now, but I did not eat at all for

831
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 2: twenty four hours, so it was out of the question.

832
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 2: Ygert saltines none of it, no way, no. So I

833
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 2: just muscled through. But in the past when I've had

834
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: food poisoning, that's why I'm not entirely sure. Well I

835
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: did have it.

836
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 4: I just didn't need that whole Scotch egg.

837
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 2: It was two eggs, gott in half. It would have

838
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 2: been to it. I just bit one. I'm like, that's

839
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 2: not cooked. I'm not going to eat that. Had I

840
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 2: gone through all them, I would have also had incredible

841
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 2: abnominal sharp pain. But I didn't have that. I just

842
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 2: it was kind of a weird fun version where I

843
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 2: actually felt okay physically. I was joking about it. I

844
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 2: was smiling and waving at people as I publicly momented.

845
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 2: It was like it was as fun a version of

846
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 2: it as as possible. It wasn't the fetal position for

847
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 2: three days.

848
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 3: I mean, it's about the friends you make along the

849
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 3: way with food poisoning.

850
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 2: I feel like I've never felt so social. It was

851
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 2: such a weird timing. I gotta share this with everyone.

852
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: You were being forced to share it with everyone.

853
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 3: How vulnerable is it when you're just uncontrollably, uncontrollably puking

854
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:46,720
Speaker 3: on the streets.

855
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 2: Fo Yeah, it's weird how when your orifices are open.

856
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 2: So's your heart.

857
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 3: Listener, if you saw Chris barfing and Fort Collins, please

858
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 3: write in and let us just describe it to us

859
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 3: in detail.

860
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 2: An old town. I was wearing a pendleton. You saw me.

861
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 2: I was the only guy. He's the only guy with

862
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 2: luggage also, and it was cold. There was just no way.

863
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 2: Normally you go to a park and just deal with it,

864
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 2: but it was it was all the way winter.

865
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: So that's truly terrible.

866
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you David a comedy for it, for

867
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 4: letting me.

868
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: He wasn't even there. He'd let me go in, David,

869
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 2: And then it was hilarious because I'd be like, Okay,

870
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 2: I have to get my shuttle and He's like, oh,

871
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: that's good. Because the mayor and some reporters are coming

872
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 2: down that they're doing like a expose on the an

873
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 2: expose but on Scotch eggs. Yes, and thereaftermath, I'm like,

874
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 2: I'd be a perfect interview for this, but I got

875
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: to catch it playing. The Mayor's about to do the

876
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 2: ribbon cutting ceremony and I just puke on the scissors.

877
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,760
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

878
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: Horrifying.

879
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was awful. Just the timing was

880
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 2: it was so bad that it was kind of funny. Yeah, like,

881
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 2: how is this happening at at eleven? It hit me

882
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 2: and it was a nice hotel. So check out was

883
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 2: at eleven and.

884
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 3: They're like, you can have an hour. Yeah, it's just like,

885
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 3: do you understand how food poison were she?

886
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 2: Actually they were nice at the Armstrong. They were like,

887
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 2: at twelve, check back in with us. But I did.

888
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm feeling okay, and I went down

889
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 2: to the lobby and then I'm like, no, I'm not.

890
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 2: And they brought me seven up and she got me

891
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 2: a water and they kept checking on me.

892
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 3: There and they yelled mouth worn at you.

893
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 2: No, no, it was just the kindness of strangers. Yeah,

894
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 2: the old fashioned they don't. They just thought I was

895
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,879
Speaker 2: a businessman.

896
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 3: That's because you you save your dockors for being when

897
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 3: you're on the road, right.

898
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you know, if I got a flight,

899
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 2: got to put on the pleat front.

900
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: Did you see U?

901
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 3: I saw the picture of you at the Tattoo Coffee

902
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 3: place where that has the Fairbanks.

903
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 2: Now, oh, I have to give you your sweatshirt. Yeah, you

904
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 2: that's super sweet.

905
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 4: They gave me a sweatshirt to give you.

906
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: You withhold all my gifts.

907
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 2: I have it. I have it, and I will not

908
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: hold it hostage like your four to niners gear.

909
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 3: Wait, I still haven't given that to my dad, by

910
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 3: the way, so oh guilty.

911
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: Well it is hard, it is. It is in my car.

912
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,720
Speaker 2: I will give it to you right as we wrap.

913
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 3: But are you saying they gave you a sweatshirt to

914
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 3: give to me or you just have one of my

915
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 3: old sweatshirts?

916
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, they said, here's your sweatshirt. Here

917
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,800
Speaker 2: is also karens oh.

918
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 1: And look like I'm so excited.

919
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 4: It's the one I'm wearing in that photo.

920
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 2: It's it's got a pegasus. Yes, that is also a unicorn.

921
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 2: I don't know what.

922
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: Those are called, the peggacorn.

923
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 2: A pegga corn and uh, you know, it just looks

924
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: like kind of a cool glam like heavy metal. It says,

925
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: super Sweet tattoo, and it's got the very cool illustration

926
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 2: and it's just your size.

927
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 3: That's great, and thank you, thank you, super not you,

928
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,240
Speaker 3: super Sweet Tattoo.

929
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 2: Well you're welcome here, welcome order of my Yes, yes,

930
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 2: it's been my pleasure, Karen.

931
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: If I left the house, I would get gifts too, Yes.

932
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 2: And I just didn't know. They said if we did

933
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 2: a drink for Karen, would it be a mocha latte?

934
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: And I'm like that sounds right. Yeah, But you know me,

935
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 2: when we're in those drive throughs, I just think of

936
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 2: my own orders.

937
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: You're just like, what's my order?

938
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 2: But we have to maybe for an episode go to

939
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 2: Super Sweet Tattoo and Coffee and go in and get

940
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 2: some drinks and get some ink done.

941
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not afraid.

942
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 2: I don't even care anymore. I'll get a dinosaur on

943
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 2: my elbow or something. I'll do it. I like little

944
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:21,240
Speaker 2: tiny I'm a big fan of little like that Friday

945
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 2: the thirteenth, like flash art day where they were doing

946
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 2: it was like a party there. I was out of town,

947
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 2: but h little tiny tattoos. I like how they look.

948
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I like people's tattoos these days. I think for me,

949
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 3: it doesn't make a ton of it's too late for me.

950
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 3: I think, although.

951
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 2: They where is it the exact right time.

952
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: Or is it perfect? As I'm in my mid fucking fifties.

953
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 3: But I could get my salmon tattoo fixed because I

954
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 3: have a tramp stamp that's a salmon. That is just

955
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 3: the weirdest, dumbest alcoholic thing I've ever done.

956
00:49:56,239 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 2: Karen, it's a lower back art piece. But yeah, I

957
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 2: know what you're saying. At the time you got it,

958
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 2: you were a tramp. I feel.

959
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 3: You could get the exact same tattoo I have, and

960
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 3: then I don't have to do anything and you have

961
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 3: to do.

962
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: It'd be funny if.

963
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: I got a fish on my lower back, just a

964
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:15,720
Speaker 1: nice salmon.

965
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 2: I I think I do want to get something there.

966
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 2: I figure, why not? Now if we've gotten these statutes

967
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,720
Speaker 2: when we were younger, right now, they'd be all faded.

968
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, mine's kind of faded. Yeah it doesn't look good,

969
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 5: kind of get a doctored up. I was going to

970
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 5: turn my band aid back into a band aid and

971
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 5: not a corn dog sever penis, So just fill it

972
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 5: with some pink and lay on some black lines.

973
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,959
Speaker 3: And then that's what then, uhis, No, it'll be back

974
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 3: to being a band aid.

975
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, the original purpose. I always liked that idea.

976
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: It is good.

977
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 2: Tattoos of band aids on my knees and elbows. Yep,

978
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,760
Speaker 2: because you know skateboarding and stuff.

979
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Oh I thought it was just kind of

980
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 3: random and an objay, just something to stick on your Yeah.

981
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 2: It is kind of arbitrary. It could be anything, really.

982
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, we'll get tattoos.

983
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: It's what we'll do, okay.

984
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 3: Or we'll go there and you can do whatever you

985
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 3: want and I'll do whatever I want, right r Yeah,

986
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 3: I mean the idea of having a drink.

987
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 2: We could just meet there and go our separated not.

988
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 3: Talk and we will not be recording, and it'll be

989
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 3: like we're in a fight. Yeah okay, yeah, perfect, that's fine.

990
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 2: It'll be a very special episode.

991
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 3: And then it'll be the lost episode because we didn't

992
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: record it.

993
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:42,439
Speaker 2: Oh those days are over.

994
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry I didn't. That wasn't supposed to

995
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 3: be a joke against you at all.

996
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was a it was a odd

997
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 2: glitchy act. I I swear nothing was done wrong. It

998
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 2: was just haunted that.

999
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 3: Day it was haunted in a way that you and

1000
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 3: I in our moderate podcast experience had never even heard before.

1001
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 3: Or it was like it was kind of ghosty where

1002
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 3: it's like it's you and me and Tig having the

1003
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 3: greatest conversation ever, but underwater moved to tears.

1004
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, or like with radio static behind it. Yeah, it's like, huh.

1005
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 2: It was bizarre because it would start to sound normal

1006
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 2: and then voices would slow down and get pixelated if

1007
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 2: you could imagine what a pixel sounds like. And yeah, just.

1008
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 4: But like actually it sounded like it was possessed.

1009
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:49,720
Speaker 3: Wait a second, let's ask our engineer slash producer, mostly producer,

1010
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 3: but on at least, what do you think happened? Yes,

1011
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 3: if that's the sound.

1012
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 6: My explanation for things like that is usually your drive,

1013
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 6: your card, your rusty card is probably twoful because a

1014
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 6: lot of weird things starts to happen. That's what I

1015
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 6: always recommend, like if you're at ten hours this is

1016
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 6: very interesting podcast, Like the producer in me is.

1017
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: I love it inside Baseball, But if I always say, like.

1018
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 6: If you're at ten hours left on your card, reset it,

1019
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 6: because some weird stuff starts.

1020
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 2: To happen when you get closer to me, right.

1021
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.

1022
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 3: That's why, because on Lease will tell me that well

1023
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 3: when we were doing it on Zoom, and then I'll

1024
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 3: be like, I'm down to three hours and no one

1025
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,439
Speaker 3: can tell me what to do. And I just thought

1026
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 3: you meant it like we're going to run out of time.

1027
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 3: But I didn't realize I could actually be fucking up

1028
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:33,760
Speaker 3: the record.

1029
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry about that.

1030
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 2: No, And back then I also was doing a lot

1031
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 2: of uh, you know, oops, I just pull it out

1032
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:45,720
Speaker 2: without uh throwing it in the trash and ejecting all that. Sorry,

1033
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 2: Welcome to tech talk.

1034
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: I mean, guys, podcasting is hard, sorry to tell you.

1035
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and for years we treated it like it was easy.

1036
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 4: You can't treat hard things like they're easy and.

1037
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: Expect to get every single episode.

1038
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's the story. I'm glad I got that

1039
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 2: food poisoning off my chest.

1040
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: I've kind of out of your butt.

1041
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 2: Just when I think I'm the one, you become one

1042
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 2: a dirty, dirty bird.

1043
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,399
Speaker 3: I really took when I got food poisoning. I took

1044
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 3: it personally because it was I ate it. It was

1045
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 3: a Chinese chicken salad, but it was not made with lettuce.

1046
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,280
Speaker 3: It was made with cabbage, which in and of itself

1047
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 3: is gross, and so I ingested a bunch of you

1048
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 3: coal I basically on this cabbage. I can't like when

1049
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 3: something is like with coalslaw, I'm like, ooh. And this

1050
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 3: happened easily fifteen years ago, and it's still that thing

1051
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 3: of like when you're in a violent barfing situation.

1052
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 1: You don't forget it.

1053
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 2: No, don't. And I will forever blame the Scotch Eggs,

1054
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 2: Eggs and General and the Scottish people. Yes, and I,

1055
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 2: you know, much like the time I've got so she

1056
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 2: would have been in a hospital hungover. It was something

1057
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,720
Speaker 2: called Southern comfort, which I've never been able to even smell.

1058
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 2: Oh that drink, that's not even a drink. It's a

1059
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:24,720
Speaker 2: bathroom cleansing syrup. It is syrupy cleanser. And I still

1060
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 2: I still remember what it tastes like. This guy wanted

1061
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 2: to fight me. No, this was No, this wasn't one

1062
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 2: of those many many times I've punched a mirror and

1063
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,720
Speaker 2: said I don't like the lookie cutting your gea basshole. Wait,

1064
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 2: that's me too late, too late, my hands cut. No,

1065
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 2: this was a dude that was later became an acquaintance.

1066
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 2: But this night he had a problem with me just

1067
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 2: because I was there and I didn't have an outlet.

1068
00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 2: So I was being sarcastic and rude, and.

1069
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: That's what Southern Comfort's all about.

1070
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 2: And then instead of we got the fight was broken up.

1071
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 2: It was just a pushing thing. I went to an

1072
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 2: after party and wouldn't you know, in the living room

1073
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 2: was the same exact guy only and so rather than fight,

1074
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 2: he handed me this bottle of Southern Comfort and we

1075
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 2: drank it out. And I did not know that what

1076
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 2: I was drinking. I was a young man. It was

1077
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 2: like ninety proof and I got. I should have been

1078
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 2: in a hospital. I was sick for many days.

1079
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 5: It was.

1080
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 2: Terrible experience. Yeah, that guy he passed away. Oh you know,

1081
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 2: most of my stories he either got to end with

1082
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 2: a laugh or end with a sad or drive it directly.

1083
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: Down into the right. Yeah.

1084
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's important, just gonna leave a story idly.

1085
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 3: No, let's not stay neutral, and certainly let's not relieve

1086
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 3: anybody's previous sadness.

1087
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,359
Speaker 1: Yes, let's remind them there's more sadness in the world.

1088
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 3: Maybe that's Maybe people hearing that will go Hey, at

1089
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 3: least I.

1090
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 2: Am not dead, right. Yeah, it's important to give people

1091
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 2: those little tests.

1092
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, quick reminder, we're all alive. We're very lucky to

1093
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 3: be alive.

1094
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 4: Let's talk about the passing Matthew Perry.

1095
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 2: I I know I've done it again. I just really

1096
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: I realized how much.

1097
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 4: I don't think you know how much.

1098
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 2: I didn't have a picture of him on my wall

1099
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 2: when I lived in Bend, Oregon.

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Speaker 1: But sounds like you did the way you signed a.

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Speaker 4: Picture Jennifer Aniston on my wall. I was way into friends.

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Speaker 2: It was at a point where I was young enough

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Speaker 2: to not care as much about Seinfeld, which I think

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Speaker 2: came on right after or right before the same Thursday night.

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Speaker 2: But all the snowboarders in our little group would come

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Speaker 2: over and we had a friend's night, and we were

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00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 2: very invested in the first couple of seasons before Ross

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00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 2: and Rachel got together. And I often, I'm not bragging,

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00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 2: but a lot of people thought I was a Chandler type.

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Speaker 2: Oh the sarcasm, and.

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Speaker 1: I really liked the gesturing you're doing.

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Speaker 4: And yes, exactly, this is such a bang thing.

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Speaker 1: That guy's famous from TikTok that got out of that Bentley.

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Speaker 2: Yet you really have a problem, I know. But all

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Speaker 2: the all the interviews with him and stuff lately that

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00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 2: have been surfacing, I realized how goddamn funny he was,

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00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, amazingly funny, really like conversationally hilarious, sharpest attack.

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Speaker 3: Also, he was a child actor, thank you, sir, for

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00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 3: surely he was. Yes, he was a child actor who

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Speaker 3: was on a show called Just the Ten of Us

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00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 3: as just as a like Just the Ten of Us

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00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 3: was like a guy that was a coach at a

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Speaker 3: high school that had ten children, and so each child

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00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 3: was a different personality, and it was one of those

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Speaker 3: syndicated shows like Small Wonder. And when my sister and

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00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 3: I watched those kinds of shows on the weekend, we

1127
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 3: like literally were like, if anyone was good or above average,

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00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 3: we would like memorize, we'd look their names up her look,

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Speaker 3: you know, wait for their names in the credits.

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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.

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00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 4: Back when I AMDB, you had to go to the

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Speaker 4: library and look at the book.

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Speaker 3: Fucking you either you got the credits and if you

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Speaker 3: miss them, you'd never see it again and you'd never

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Speaker 3: know their name.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 3: But Matthew Perry was like a boy that one of

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00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 3: the girls on that show liked for one episode and

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00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 3: we were like that guy, and so when later on

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Speaker 3: when he was on Friends and just like so gigantic,

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Speaker 3: My sister actually is the one that's really good at that.

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Speaker 1: She called George Clooney.

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00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 3: She called Ellen DeGeneres, she called Matthew Perry like we

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00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 3: would watch yes, oh wow, it was and you kind

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00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 3: of could tell like that is that you know, star

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00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 3: quality thing.

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00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 1: And he had it when he was like thirteen years old.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember uh Jason Bateman? Oh yeah, I mean that.

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00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 3: We loved him much and still do.

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01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love Justine. There was a show called

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01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 2: Misfits of Science. I think, yeah, Courtney Cox was on it,

1152
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 2: like someone was able to get small. I can't remember

1153
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 2: what all their powers were.

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Speaker 1: Yep, I remember that show.

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01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I because I first saw her after that in

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01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 2: like ace Ventura, but she was on that show. So

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01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 2: type that into your Hulu and pay four ninety nine

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01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:31,439
Speaker 2: episode Misfits of Science. Let's check and see if it's good.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if it well, that would be like young

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01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 3: adult type of show.

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01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, that's only ya. Yeah.

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01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: Interesting.

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Speaker 3: We watched a movie last night because it was Halloween,

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Speaker 3: so me and the great zach Nei Towers has been

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01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 3: on this podcast with us. We watched a movie from

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Speaker 3: two thousand and seven called Trick Our Treat, which was

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01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 3: like an anthology.

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01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: Uh so it's like little creepy stories.

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01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 3: Leslie Bibb gets murdered right in the beginning, which we

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01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 3: were like, what why would she be imediately dead? She's

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01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 3: like a star, And then all these people and a

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01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 3: paquin was in it.

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01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: Brian Cox from Succession was in it.

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01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 4: Oh wow, and like each.

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01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 3: Individual story it was really good. Wait why am I

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01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 3: telling this story now?

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01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 2: Because if you get killed in the middle or at

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01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 2: the very beginning of an eighties horror movie, apparently it

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Speaker 2: means you're going to be a superstar list.

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Speaker 3: Right, except for this was from two thousand and seven.

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01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 3: Oh My point was, oh okay, two thousand and seven.

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01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 3: The shit they were saying and the shit they were

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01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 3: doing is like, just now that we have a little

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01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 3: we have a little time. A little time has passed

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Speaker 3: between like when people started going, hey, you shouldn't do that,

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01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 3: you shouldn't say that our word, you should be nicer,

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01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 3: you should not just because a person is different, should

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01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 3: doesn't mean they should get stabbed and everyone makes fun

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Speaker 3: of them.

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Speaker 2: Whatever. Be a better joke writer.

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01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 3: Exactly, be a little more creative and pick on the bully,

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01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 3: not the not the kid being picked on or whatever.

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01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 4: I'm doing it with my stand up even it's a

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01:01:59,480 --> 01:01:59,919
Speaker 4: good thing.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's important. Yeah, well you've always done that. I mean,

1196
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 3: like your stand up is not you would never punch down.

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01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 3: I don't can't imagine that you'd ever do that.

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Speaker 5: But in this movie it was only two thousands fac middleminator, That's.

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Speaker 3: Right, you're not you're certainly not going out there and

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01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 3: signing petitions for anybody, but you're also not being a douchebag.

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Speaker 4: Exactly right in the middle.

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Speaker 3: Yep. Yeah, But in this movie, I was just like,

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01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 3: now the time has passed. It's right that everybody was

1204
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 3: two PC all the whole movement and the way people

1205
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 3: are like that's we're being you know, like censored or whatever.

1206
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 3: It's like, no, no, no, we're evolving. And this movie

1207
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 3: was proof. Like it was scary and good in parts,

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01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 3: but then there was other parts where I was like,

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01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 3: they picked on this girl who clearly was on the spectrum,

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01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 3: and they were so mean to her.

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01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 1: Where I was like, why are they doing this?

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01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 3: Like what it was like an extra horror in the

1213
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 3: horror movie where it's just like what why would you

1214
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 3: bully this girl?

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01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: This extreme?

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01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 3: And I mean it's a horror movie, but right, it

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01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 3: was insane for that piece.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing that you only have to go back

1219
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 2: to I mean even more recent but two thousand and

1220
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Speaker 2: seven it was The Wild West for being offended, Yeah.

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01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 3: And for like being kind of gross and toxic in

1222
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 3: a way that just was like, yeah, that's comedy and

1223
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 3: it's like, no, it's not, or yeah that's it's a

1224
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 3: horror movie, and it's like anyway, I don't even know

1225
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 3: my point.

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Speaker 2: No, it comes up a lot. And if something is

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Speaker 2: like that these days, I without fail I'll look up

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Speaker 2: when it was written and it's a script that's been

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01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 2: laying around for ten years. Yeah, you can tell when

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01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 2: something you know what, especially in the last few years,

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01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 2: where they're like, well, let's just make this because we

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01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 2: have to come up with content. Yeah, because of you know,

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01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 2: COVID and then also the strike, A lot of stuff

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01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 2: is outdated material that suddenly got recently produced and it's

1235
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 2: like nope, should ha done a read through Yeah, yeah.

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01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, for real, you should have done like a gen

1237
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 3: Z test of like, hey, would you enjoy this in

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01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 3: any way so that they could be like, what are

1239
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 3: you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that sucks.

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01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's have a mating Okay, well we're back at

1242
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 2: your house.

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01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 1: Well that was a good one.

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01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 2: It was we were oh god, we were especially in

1245
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 2: the middle. We were on firing on all cylinders.

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Speaker 4: It felt like the old days.

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01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 3: I mean I feel like it's it started strong too,

1248
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 3: so it was like strong, strong, and then kind of

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Speaker 3: great at the end.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we made some good points. Yeah, and I

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01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 2: always know it's a good episode when I'm dranched with

1252
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 2: sweat as I am. That might just be residual Scotcha exposing.

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01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:49,479
Speaker 2: Oh boy, well that was fun. Let's keep doing this podcast, yep,

1254
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 2: I mean next week not now. Okay, you've been listening

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01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 2: to Do you Need a Ride? D y n ay are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I want to upset my neighbors.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choi. Our talent

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Speaker 3: booker is Patrick Coottner.

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01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 3: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 3: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y Nar Podcast.

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Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh, you're welcome.