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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap, Dear Elvis Durant.

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Speaker 1: The email says, both my dad and my step mom

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Speaker 1: know that I want a new car, very very badly.

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Speaker 2: I think this would be a good phone tap.

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Speaker 1: If I were to call my step mom from the

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Speaker 1: car dealership and tell her that I'm buying a car

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Speaker 1: using devious methods. This will make her crazy. Let's get

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Speaker 1: her going this It comes to us from Asari. All right,

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Speaker 1: Azari driving step mom crazy? Our own Scarry Jones, the

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Speaker 1: sleazy car dealer. Well, there's a stretch. Let's listening to

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Speaker 1: today's phone tap, shall we?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Lush, Hey, how are you? And I'm at the

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Speaker 3: car dealership.

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Speaker 4: That's Aneatha maximum silk right, And I signed.

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Speaker 2: This lead to get to get a leaf under my

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Speaker 2: dad's name. I like I put him a social security

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Speaker 2: number or whatever.

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Speaker 3: You're you can't do that. Why did you give your

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Speaker 3: father the social security number? Because it was the guy

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Speaker 3: told me it would be so much cheaper if I

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Speaker 3: was doing my dad's name. Are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 3: You can't do like that. You can't do things like

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Speaker 3: that without asking your father.

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Speaker 4: But I didn't think he's gonna find out.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean you didn't think he was gonna

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Speaker 3: find out. It doesn't matter whether he finds out or not.

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Speaker 3: You can't use other people's documents to do something for

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Speaker 3: yourself without even letting them know about it.

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Speaker 1: I know, I didn't think about the dealership.

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Speaker 2: Guys, you're like, I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 3: What do you want me to do?

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Speaker 4: What she's saying, let me talk to him.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he's on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Hello, how you doing?

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Speaker 3: Hi? Can I help you?

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Speaker 2: What's your name?

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Speaker 3: Miss Maria?

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Speaker 2: Maria?

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Speaker 4: Hey? Listen, So here's the deal. Sometimes the kid wants

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Speaker 4: a hot ride, you know, they come.

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Speaker 3: Out so what So if I know your social security number,

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Speaker 3: I can go to any dealership, get a car, and

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Speaker 3: give him your social Security number.

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Speaker 2: Pretty much. Yeah, you could do that.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think so many fun it's great.

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Speaker 4: So listen, So I just wanted to congratulate you guys.

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Speaker 4: This is an awesome thing. Are you going to be

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Speaker 4: one of the drivers of the car too?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think. So he's not my son?

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Speaker 2: Who is he? Then?

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Speaker 3: He's not my son? But we could on paper to

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Speaker 3: talk to him, put him on the phone, but on paper.

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Speaker 4: We can actually on a phone. Listen, miss, we can

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Speaker 4: pull I gonna call the cops on you. I will

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Speaker 4: give him the phone. But I just want to let

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Speaker 4: you know that if you want, we can make you

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Speaker 4: the mom.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why she's not cool.

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Speaker 3: I mean, are you out of your mind? I said,

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Speaker 3: put him back on your phone.

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Speaker 2: It's four seventy six a month.

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Speaker 3: I'll cut you a deal.

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Speaker 2: We'll make it three. We sweep it under the rug.

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Speaker 2: We give you a discount, and.

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Speaker 3: Then put him back on the phone. I will call

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Speaker 3: the cops on you. Put him back on the phone.

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Speaker 2: This car is all yours, all right.

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Speaker 3: It's not mine by a long shot.

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Speaker 2: My friend, you signed some documents right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm not making any deals with you. Put him back

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Speaker 3: on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Take the phone.

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Speaker 3: Is that your father is going to kill you? I

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Speaker 3: am telling you.

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Speaker 4: Then the mind name it would have been like, so

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Speaker 4: from I don't give it.

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Speaker 3: You have no right to use anybody's social security number.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think of it.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think of it that way. You better clear

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Speaker 3: the stop she coming around yet. I'm telling you now,

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Speaker 3: you're going to take that to Social Security. Love that

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Speaker 3: least immediate lease?

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Speaker 2: Oh, here's what we'll do. We'll get another social Security number.

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Speaker 4: We don't have to involve.

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Speaker 2: Your family on this.

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Speaker 4: I got it.

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Speaker 3: You drove your mother to the hospital. You want to

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Speaker 3: drive your dad to the hospital too. I don't know

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Speaker 3: if you're I'm telling you there's something wrong with you.

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Speaker 3: I don't know where you You don't want behaving like this?

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Speaker 4: Should I call my dad?

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Speaker 3: I don't think you should call you dad, because I

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Speaker 3: think he's gonna kill you. And I'm telling you this now.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna come down there and he's gonna crack your

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Speaker 3: head open. He's gonna crack your head open. You're gonna

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Speaker 3: be sorry you're doing this. I thought so highly of you.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand what is wrong with you anymore.

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Speaker 4: My cluent is like horrible.

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Speaker 3: But I don't care. If you have a problem, you

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Speaker 3: sit down and you discuss it. You don't just jump

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Speaker 3: up and go get a new cary and give somebody

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Speaker 3: social Security number? Are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 2: She's coming around.

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Speaker 3: I am not talking to him. I have nothing to

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Speaker 3: do with him. I have three children and I'm leaving

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Speaker 3: on vacation tomorrow. I am not paying for any leaves.

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Speaker 3: Don't even think about it. Don't you ever use anybody's

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Speaker 3: social Security number again? Do you understand?

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Speaker 2: Give me the phone her? Hey, listen, man, I don't

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Speaker 2: want to give you the hard seale here.

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Speaker 3: Listen to me, yes, yes, listen to me. Don't interrupt

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Speaker 3: me again. I don't know who you are, and I

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Speaker 3: don't particularly give it.

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Speaker 2: My name is John Harry.

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Speaker 3: You listen to me. Don't interrupt me again.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I am not a twenty one year old kid. I'm

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Speaker 3: an adult. He gave somebody as a social security number.

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Speaker 3: That's a crime. If you guys are participating in it,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to contact an attorney, and you guys are

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Speaker 3: in big trouble.

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Speaker 2: We know people who know people. You know.

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Speaker 1: We don't give it.

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Speaker 3: We're okay, well you know, okay, I don't give it

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Speaker 3: what people you know? I know people? Okay, Now go

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Speaker 3: yourself and throwing the hell out of that dealership.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you something, ma'am. I gotta really let

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Speaker 4: you know that you've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 3: Radio.

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Speaker 2: This is scary joke.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, come on, I'm gonna do something like that.

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Speaker 3: Your mother is going to kill you. You wait,