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Speaker 1: With a recdre Have you ever somebody told me they

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Speaker 1: did this and I can't remember who they were, like before, God,

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Speaker 1: I want don't remember. I want to say it's Brooks Wheeland,

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Speaker 1: but I can't say for sure. They told me before

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Speaker 1: they knew that comedy is not music and it doesn't

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Speaker 1: work in every environment. That there was a Thanksgiving was

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Speaker 1: a nikicab that told me this story. Somebody was in

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Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving dinner with their in laws with their like

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Speaker 1: girlfriend and their family, and the girlfriend's family was like,

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Speaker 1: you do comedy, why don't you do stand up for us?

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Speaker 1: And the guy did stand up at the dinner table

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Speaker 1: for his girlfriend's family and he's like, I've never bummed harder,

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Speaker 1: and I think it ruined our relationship. Yes, I honestly

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Speaker 1: think it's part of the reason it ended that because

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Speaker 1: he was only likez he was he was like a

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Speaker 1: year in just doing stand up. It wasn't like he

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Speaker 1: wasn't a veteran by any mean. It was like early days,

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Speaker 1: like year or two in. And he was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: and he did and he said it was like a nightmare.

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Speaker 1: And it was at the beginning of dinner, so it

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Speaker 1: was just like hours of awkward.

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Speaker 2: For dessert, that's bizarre the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Even after for dessert, it's like, get me out here.

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Speaker 1: But I did do the same thing when I was

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Speaker 1: I started when I was twenty, so I was in

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Speaker 1: college when I started, and my teacher and my material

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Speaker 1: is very foul, very graphic, and just gross out. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't funny, it was just gross. It didn't have any

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Speaker 1: wit to it. It wasn't clever or well crafted. So

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Speaker 1: my teacher was like, dude, you do stand up and

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Speaker 1: him in this like very goody goody student. She was

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Speaker 1: like a waspy blondie like goody goody where it's like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, you do comedy. So the two of them,

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Speaker 1: they're like the class left and they were like, stay

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Speaker 1: here and do your stand up for us. And I

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Speaker 1: had a similar experience. I'm just remembering this now, and

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Speaker 1: he was very I love this teacher is one of

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Speaker 1: the my favorite teachers in comedy, in comedy in college.

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Speaker 1: So it's just him and this girl. So it's a

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Speaker 1: it was a classroom like this with two people, one

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Speaker 1: teacher and one very uptight like four point zero GPA

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Speaker 1: goodie good evaluatorian typing girl and I did like the rap.

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Speaker 1: My opening joke used to be so anyway, my dad's

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Speaker 1: dick is huge. I walked in and I'm taking a

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Speaker 1: piss and I thought he was holding a quiz no,

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Speaker 1: sub I thought. When I was nineteen, I was like,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious. That's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm like, that's a good bit. He's bringing the

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Speaker 2: big back.

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Speaker 1: And then and then the rest of it was like

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Speaker 1: snuff footage but comedy, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It was just fucking disgust.

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Speaker 1: It was just poop and pee and shit, and I.

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Speaker 3: Like my act now, to be honest, I'm feeling embarrassed

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Speaker 3: that you're like this smut and I'm like, oh right.

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Speaker 2: You're like, don't see me at yuk yock sweet give

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Speaker 2: me and you did it. I did it.

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Speaker 1: It was horrible. It was It was the equivalent to

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Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving doing the thing. I think the Thanksgiving is

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Speaker 1: worse because the only thing doing stand up at Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: for your own parents, the only other the only thing

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Speaker 1: that could be like more ninth Circle of Hell is

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Speaker 1: doing it for your girlfriend spared.

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Speaker 2: Way worse, way worse. That's so fucked up.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna text Nick Cobb and I think that's Nick

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Speaker 1: Cobb's star. I'm going to text him. I haven't talked

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Speaker 1: to him. I don't know if you know that it's

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Speaker 1: I haven't text I haven't talked to him in fifteen years.

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Speaker 1: I don't think, but I would reach back. I hope

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Speaker 1: this is your number. Just tell me if I'm remembering

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Speaker 1: this correctly, because that's a nightmare. That's a doozy.

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Speaker 2: That's a doozy.

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Speaker 3: People like, yeah, I've never No, I've never done that.

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing Okay, So I used to Highland.

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Speaker 2: His last name is toll Lev.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're not Jewish?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: To Lev? Yes is a Bulgarian name.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it sposed to be not Jewish nov. It's supposed

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Speaker 2: to be t O L E F F.

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Speaker 3: When my grandma came across on the boat, he didn't

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Speaker 3: know how to spell properly, so they just he mumbled

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Speaker 3: it and that's what they wrote down my last Yeah, let's.

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Speaker 2: Get out of my office. We are in an office

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 3: This is the most insane job interview of my life.

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Speaker 2: What is this?

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Speaker 3: Are we having a fucking three cross?

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Speaker 2: And then you're gonna be able to stand up? It's

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Speaker 2: all for him. I'm going to leave. These are Netflix's cameras.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm not a special show. Oh no,

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Speaker 2: i'lly with Eric and Dre