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<v Speaker 2>The Children and this is this is Indigenous works.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's like this is her sort of huge like

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<v Speaker 1>conundrum and like why she doesn't like work as a

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<v Speaker 1>finger because it's like she actually is so like nineties

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<v Speaker 1>princess in this way where she is just Wounded Warrior

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<v Speaker 1>Project and like save the Children, and it's like, so

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<v Speaker 1>she should just be a princess and just be like

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<v Speaker 1>a normal, boring princess, but she's being like, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to break free and be this like innovative podcaster

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<v Speaker 1>with a Netflix show. But then she's still never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of Laura Piana being canceled and she actually is so

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<v Speaker 1>basic in nineties and it's kind of like, girl, you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing the right the wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Lan Die Yeah, was like way more woke of the era,

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<v Speaker 2>work of the era, because she talking about AIDS and

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<v Speaker 2>no one was like in the Royal family.

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<v Speaker 1>Was talking about aids, right, and she Melton.

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<v Speaker 2>John Kendle in the wind, like yeah, like she was

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<v Speaker 2>not talking about monkey pocks solutely. Okay, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about her tea for a second. She's always like

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<v Speaker 2>the best thing in the entire world is like making

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<v Speaker 2>sun tea. And then she makes sun tea and again

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<v Speaker 2>more tiny little bags that she's bought for Michael's and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, so are we all supposed to order all

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<v Speaker 2>these bags? Like it's just a bag show, like tiny bags.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she gets up more George. She's like, fiscus,

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<v Speaker 2>I love dehydrating fruit. She's like, I love sun tea.

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<v Speaker 2>You just set it out in the sun and that's

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<v Speaker 2>such a fun process. She brings it outside is completely.

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<v Speaker 1>Cloud Oh wait, wait, waits, what do I say? Just

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<v Speaker 1>about the pretzel bags. She makes this full tray for

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<v Speaker 1>the mua and then she's like and I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bring this home for my guest room. And you're like, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>so are you getting in one of the like Chevy

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<v Speaker 1>suburbans And just like sitting with the tray on your lap,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like perfectly organized. You of like flowers and bath

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<v Speaker 1>salts and pretzels and like labeled nut allergens, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like on the twenty five minute drive back to

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<v Speaker 1>yours rented.

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<v Speaker 2>Ranch, bumby bumpy and like, maybe it's a kitchen they

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<v Speaker 2>built on her compound.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I could also just be like I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like Netflix.

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<v Speaker 2>Could also be twenty five minutes away.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's just twenty five minutes away, and Netflix

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<v Speaker 1>like found a house that was showing.

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<v Speaker 2>In her bath salt. She's also like something was so

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<v Speaker 2>like your first year at camp when it was very

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<v Speaker 2>when you get a corona bottle and fill it with

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<v Speaker 2>different colored sand.

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<v Speaker 1>When they did, it's so that it is just weird

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<v Speaker 1>summer camp. It's like, why are we doing that's where

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<v Speaker 1>adults were forty What are we.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing where it's like literally, you're making sunty, You're making.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making candles with your bees backs because they were

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<v Speaker 1>trying to see it with the first move episode, they

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<v Speaker 1>were trying to like have this whole like nose to

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<v Speaker 1>tail thing where they were like, no, it's a out

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<v Speaker 1>her beekeeping and she keeps revealing again she doesn't do

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<v Speaker 1>any of this. She's like, wait, we haven't seen the

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<v Speaker 1>bees in months, and I'm afraid.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I've had this for three years, but I still

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<v Speaker 2>need you to do it. Every time. It's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're hired beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Your hired beekeeper is doing the beekeeping, and you're just

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<v Speaker 1>there being like, wait, this is scary. But then I

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<v Speaker 1>realized sometimes when you're afraid of something, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>run towards it. It's like, you mean you have to

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<v Speaker 1>like go do it. You have to do it with

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<v Speaker 1>your hired staff. It's gonna like open the bee tray.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been something scary, hire a staff and run towards

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<v Speaker 2>the staff and then she's like, E like.

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