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Speaker 1: I said, well, I would you believe.

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Speaker 2: Your mindsillion pieces BAA.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bananas. Bananas.

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Speaker 1: You said it right.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, I'm Kurt. That's Scotty. Hey, Scotty, Yes, sirday tough

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Speaker 3: day for you today.

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Speaker 4: You know, Eddie van Halen died today. He's the guitar

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Speaker 4: So to the vand Van Halen, I won't get to

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Speaker 4: Grandpa on rock and roll and old glory stories. But

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Speaker 4: they were the most fun band and that's why they're

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Speaker 4: my favorite band. And Eddie had throat cancer. He his

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Speaker 4: guitars later in life were sold with cigarette burn like

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Speaker 4: seventies and eighties, he would stick his cigarette in the

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Speaker 4: just sold him that way. So shockingly died of throat cancer. Guys,

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Speaker 4: don't smoke cigarettes. They're not good for you.

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Speaker 3: Don't smoke cigarettes, guys.

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Speaker 4: I do have one funny story I can tell about

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Speaker 4: Van Halen, so yes, I want to hear it. So

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Speaker 4: the original lead singer Van Halen for anybody under the

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Speaker 4: age of probably thirty. Honestly was David Lee Roth. He's

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Speaker 4: the best front man. He's great, but he they had

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Speaker 4: a big falling out. The band breaks up, he didn't.

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Speaker 4: They broke up in nineteen eighty four and then they

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Speaker 4: didn't get back together till two thousand and eight. I

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Speaker 4: was living in Brooklyn. Three of my friends went to

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Speaker 4: John was with me and we're pumped. We got floor seats.

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Speaker 4: Cool In the Gang was the opening act. Cool In

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Speaker 4: the Gang is the greatest act. You cannot have a

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Speaker 4: better band than them. They have songs like Jungle Boogie, Ladies' Night,

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Speaker 4: get down on It Celebration.

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Speaker 1: This is when the lights are still.

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Speaker 4: Up in the arena and we are all it's a

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Speaker 4: bunch of like white people dancing their butts off. So

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Speaker 4: Van Halen comes out exactly on time, like it was

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Speaker 4: like eight o'clock on the ticket, and older bands pro.

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Speaker 3: To older bands come out on time. They know they

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 4: So it's like the ticket said like eight thirty. Van

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Speaker 4: Halen takes stage at eight thirty maybe eight twenty nine.

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Speaker 4: So the funniest thing happened. We're on the floor. The

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Speaker 4: guy in front of us is probably late fifties, and

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Speaker 4: I feel like this is the most late fifties guy

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Speaker 4: thing to do. Everybody lifts up their phones, that's the

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Speaker 4: world we live in to record.

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Speaker 1: This guy lifts up a full size iPad about this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that starts recording.

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Speaker 4: And my buddy John, who's standing next to me, he's

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Speaker 4: concert through the iPad screen in front of him.

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Speaker 1: For like three songs come out.

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Speaker 3: The fact that he had to carry that iPad around

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Speaker 3: with him, Yes, through through through security, all like holding

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Speaker 3: an iPad and like a beer and a hot dog.

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Speaker 1: Yes, shout out too.

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Speaker 4: And we all have family members and our ban animals

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Speaker 4: are probably thinking of someone they know now who brings

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Speaker 4: an iPad to take photos and videos with. Shout out

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Speaker 4: to those people. So, yes, I'm celebrating today. I'm pretty

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Speaker 4: buzz So you're gonna have to steer this shift.

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Speaker 3: I love it. It's my favorite Scottie.

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Speaker 1: You want to go first?

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Speaker 3: How about you want to go first?

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Speaker 1: Sure? I got one great go Okay.

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Speaker 4: This is from Britney who texted this to the Banana's phone.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's welcome to do that anything.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's the Banana's phone. I've never seen the Banana's phone.

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Speaker 4: It's a it's a Samsung Galaxy. I know everybody in

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Speaker 4: the world hates Android users, but so far, so good. Okay,

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Speaker 4: and she is at the Britney Club on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Kurt, you're gonna like this one.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready for it.

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Speaker 4: I picked this one specifically for you, alrighty. I'll try

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Speaker 4: to write a spark Notes version of this usually very

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Speaker 4: long story. My high school sweetheart joined the Navy, and

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Speaker 4: Then we went to cracker barrel. Here's where things get

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Speaker 1: So we were browsing the kitchen gift shop. Everybody loves

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Speaker 1: cracker barrels. It's a great waiting device. You buy old candy.

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Speaker 4: We were in the kitchen gift shop and out of nowhere,

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Speaker 4: shrugged and said, quote, O Paul liked cracker barrel.

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Speaker 4: Soon after, we were seated at the restaurant and given menus,

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Speaker 4: I nudged my then boyfriend and pointed at the pepper. Quote, Wow,

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Speaker 4: I wasn't exactly sure what she meant, but I still

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Speaker 4: then looked in horror as Maggie dumped the pepper shaker,

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Speaker 4: unscrewed the lid, dumped out the rest, and dumped the

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Speaker 4: fallowing suit. Thank you for taking the time to read

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Speaker 4: my fucked up story. Thank you, Brittany.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so it's Maggie's grandma and Opah is her dad,

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Speaker 4: Yes, it has a lock at a curfot so this

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Speaker 4: And then I'm I'm laughing so hard because it's like

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Speaker 3: Like the first time, you're like a poor kid, and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see why. I can see why those

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they have little movie theaters in them. They're kind

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Speaker 4: I when I the Pepper story, remind Brittany's Pepper story.

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Speaker 4: When I lived in Pensacola, I was nineteen and I

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Speaker 3: Upon seeing this contraption, I brought it to the police

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Speaker 3: The police officer looked at me and said, imagine you

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Speaker 3: responded saying, I guess you guys, we're happy you didn't

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Speaker 4: Holy smokes, Crazzy Wow, Australian boyfriend. I feel like everything

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Speaker 3: The guy paid me for DJing after all that, even

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Speaker 3: after I made him DJ for like two of the

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Speaker 3: six hours I was supposed to dj, yes, and like

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Speaker 3: and then he just had Australian money. You've seen it.

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Speaker 3: It's just like colorful and plastic eyes. And I was

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Speaker 3: just like, what are all these beautiful worms doing? Like

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Speaker 3: I just then we like ended, we like closed in.

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Speaker 3: We stayed at that bar until like four in the morning,

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Speaker 3: and then at eight a m. Had to go to

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Speaker 3: a one year old's birthday party. No slaps, no god,

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Speaker 3: that's the whole reason I didn't want to do acid

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Speaker 3: in the first place.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is absolutely insane.

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Speaker 1: Are you still chipping?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh?

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Speaker 3: It was often it was unbearable Guys, if anyone ever

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Speaker 3: doses you against your will, break up with them the

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Speaker 3: next day. I think her for like another year.

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Speaker 4: I think, yes, absolutely, break up in the moment, as

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Speaker 4: soon as your head clears. Take a nice, warm shower,

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Speaker 4: even if it's at their place. Slowly fold your clothes up,

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Speaker 4: put it in on a bindle stick, and walk out

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Speaker 4: the door with your middle finger raised behind you, and

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Speaker 4: never talk to that person again. It's not cool to

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Speaker 4: pranks or for losers anyways. Kurten I worked on a

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Speaker 4: bunch of prank shows. We were like so embarrassed the

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Speaker 4: entire time. No matter what I do, not life is

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Speaker 4: hard enough. We don't need to make it harder on people.

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Speaker 4: But if you if you dose somebody with something that

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Speaker 4: lasts between six to twelve hours and then they have

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Speaker 4: to go to a family event where there are children,

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Speaker 4: that is a form of mental assault that should be

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Speaker 4: It's probably punishable. Honestly, you probably were enjoying it for

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Speaker 4: a minute there though.

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Speaker 3: No no right, I would say, Like after I left

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Speaker 3: and went spent like two hours outside looking at the stars,

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Speaker 3: I came back and I was enjoying myself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it was.

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Speaker 3: Still, you know, you have to. If you don't decide

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Speaker 3: to enjoy yourself, you will just have a nightmare experience.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I've never been to Australia. I know we are

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Speaker 1: for sure.

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Speaker 4: Well, Like the whole purpose of this podcast for me

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Speaker 4: now is to tour and at least do at least

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Speaker 4: do two stops in Australia. Maybe we swing over to

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Speaker 4: North or South and New Zealand. I I will fit

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Speaker 4: in there. Oh yes, I am going to have the

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Speaker 4: greatest time. Sometimes when you do travel, especially work travel,

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Speaker 4: Like I ran a show in New Orleans and I

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Speaker 4: was just like, hey, dude, you're going to bet at

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Speaker 4: five am. You're gonna make every call time at eight am,

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Speaker 4: you're going to drink with everybody on the set, and

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Speaker 4: you're gonna just do this and when it's over then

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Speaker 4: you can eat kale and drink water.

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Speaker 1: But when we tour Australia, hopefully.

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Speaker 4: In twenty twenty one, I'm just gonna say yes to

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Speaker 4: almost everything and be down and be like I'll sleep

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Speaker 4: on the plane.

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Speaker 1: I have twenty four hours to sleep.

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Speaker 3: I'm up for it.

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Speaker 4: Good Bud, Well, amazing we did again, guys. Thank you

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Speaker 4: all the bananimals. Thank you for sending stories, keep sending stories.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna do we have to do what sixteen minisotes.

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Speaker 4: We're going to keep doing these all winter, excuse me,

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Speaker 4: all fall in winter, and so keep the stories coming.

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Speaker 4: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

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Speaker 3: Levine, theme song by Keihanamani, and.

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