WEBVTT - Episode 234: Bring The Kids 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.960 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.400 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.200 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:20.119 Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.400 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.080 Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:27.800 have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.520 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:33.520 I feel like I'm the teacher. I'm like, come on class, 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:37.159 let's go sit down. When Bad Larry's the first guy 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:39.800 to show up, you know that that's not a good thing. 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:42.600 Hi Larry, Hello Dan, Hey doing buddy good? 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:43.639 You sound energetic. 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:46.960 I wasn't going to answer the phone. It came in 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:53.040 this potential spam as a DP show. Okay, you call 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:54.040 me on a different line. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.960 No, Marvin's calling you on the same one. He always does. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:01.080 Came up different are said, definite spam on the other end. 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:07.959 Larry, Yeah, don't call I heard. I heard Chase the 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:09.440 dirt is gonna save him. 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:10.560 Yeah. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:12.120 Wow, it saved me last year. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:13.480 I remember that. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:14.839 Yeah, welcome. 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:15.679 This one's tough. 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.800 Yeah, there's only a couple of horses that can win eight, ten, eighteen. 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.920 Just hammer them, hammer them in every six every way 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:22.240 you can't. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:25.800 I won seven eight seventeen eighteen. But we'll get to that. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.039 Seven is not bad either. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:31.360 Okay, let me recap here. Bad Larry lost two units, 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:36.120 so you're at eleven and a half. Okay, Shay, you 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:37.360 lost seven units. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:37.759 Not fair? 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:39.759 Your minus nineteen and a half. 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:41.800 That's not fair. I've never been this bad. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:47.800 Dylan won seventeen units last Such a crock of shit. Okay, 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.080 did you just you hit on one bet? 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:52.280 I had one golf bet last week then, and it 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:55.040 was Andrew Novak and Ben Griffin to win the Zurich Classic. 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:58.840 It God damn it. They did twenty and then I 0:01:58.880 --> 0:01:59.880 lost every draft. 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.200 So you're at minus three. Shay is minus nineteen and 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:06.040 a half. Bad, Larry's up eleven and a half. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:07.600 What can happen in a couple of weeks then? 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.919 But yeah, you've been good with your long shots. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:14.240 Yeah, sung Jay him top five of the Masters, that 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:15.680 was plus fifteen hundred. 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.480 Yeah. 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:20.280 And then the Kentucky Derby coming up this weekend. Yes, 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.079 I'm gonna let you name your horse. If you had 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.760 a horse in the Derby, what would it be cocaine coke. 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:31.480 I probably wouldn't wait with a K. Sure they wouldn't 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:35.880 let you do that. There is that one that's tis tistic. Yeah, 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.320 which you've got to be careful when you're down the stretch. 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:39.560 Call that out. 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:47.880 Yeah, I'm just just titstastic at the wire, tantastic. Okay, 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:49.079 Uh Dylan, how about you? 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:58.080 Um so Shay is cocaine? Um meth? Yeah? I would 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.280 actually what about just Dylan Dylan the horse that's so lame? 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:04.680 What about Pedico? I would say pedico. It's a Spanish 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.840 word for cocaine, or for parrot. It's parrot. It's Spanish 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.679 word for parrot, and parrot makes talk a lot. So cocaine. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.600 If you're ever in you know, any country south of 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:17.679 Texas and you're looking for some action, you say, oh, 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.200 and you can get it quick. I would say pedico. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.359 How about Bob Dylan. 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.360 Bob Dylan for the that's what I'm named after. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:30.360 Oh you are? Yeah? Are you serious? Fucking communist parents? 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.800 Do you think somebody is going to be named Chalome 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:36.280 one one day? Since he portrayed Bob. 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:39.400 Dylan, timod or Timothy with two ease, that's. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.560 A tough spelling, and there's an excellent you. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.480 Yeah he's from he's from Manhattan. 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:45.560 But yeah, but his parents were weird. 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:49.560 I think it's dad's French. Somebody's French there, it's a stretch. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:56.160 What secretariat too, secretariat partner, that's mine? 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:56.960 Yes, Ray. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.280 By the way, the Spanish word for parrot is not 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:02.120 what you said, Laura. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:07.680 What's pettica? What is laura? 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:10.520 Maybe not? What do you mean? 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.880 Our Spanish listeners are going to be calling in Mario. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:15.720 Well, there's nobody to answer. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:17.000 Let's get Mario in here. 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.520 Get Mario. Mario doesn't speak Spanish. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:23.440 He speaks he speaks like Bronx Puerto Rican, which is 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.360 like more spanglishal language. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:26.200 It's creole. 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:30.599 Okay. How do you punish your child if they did 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:32.360 what Jeff Olbrich's son did. 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:33.920 You came out swinging on that. 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:38.000 Yeah he was hot. No, I'm like, hey, here's the deal. 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:42.000 And first off, I don't believe his son stole the 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:45.880 number off the iPad at all, No way, no chance. 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:46.640 How do you think he got it? 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:47.599 I think got it from his dad. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:53.279 Do you think you just said dad? Give me drinking 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:53.919 with his dad? 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:57.200 Frat bros In Town everybody's having a good time. Oh yeah, 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.800 I give me the you got the number, one hundred percent, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:01.760 hundred percent he stole it off an iPad. 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:03.479 I find that hard to believe. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.359 First off, First off, I'm a dad and I have 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:09.159 an iPad, and my pass code is not known to 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:12.000 my children at all, because if they get on my iPad, 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.520 there's certain ship that they should not be. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.960 Saying, right, yeah, like their sander's phone number. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.680 Exactly, or you know my search history, whatever it is. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.200 My kids can't see that. So the fact that like 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:26.960 he knows his dad's it's bullshit. It's absolute bullshit. He 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.600 gave the kid his number. I don't think one hundred percent. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.320 I don't think that's why they find him so hard. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:35.240 Danny three hundred and fifty thousand dollars total. That's a 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:36.039 shit ton of money. 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:36.920 Yeah, that's a lot. 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:39.320 Fake. Definitely want the draft picks go, and I understand that, 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:41.960 but still three fifty a shit ton of money. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:43.919 I make my son split it, and then if you 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:47.359 don't get back to uh, North Carolina, that's tough. You 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:51.360 split the fifty one hundred thousand, you pony up fifty grand. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:53.160 I'll pay the other fifty so the. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.400 Kid doesn't have fifty grand obviously no shot. Yeah no, 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:57.400 So what do you do? 0:05:58.040 --> 0:05:59.080 I get a job? 0:05:59.320 --> 0:05:59.440 Right? 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:00.480 What if? 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:02.720 What if he came out of school, sends him down 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.039 a dark path and then all of a sudden, you 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:08.560 know he's turning tricks and all because. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.640 Of he's competing with lot lizards in the middle of 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:11.760 Memphisis we're doing? 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:13.800 We're not doing? Why are you trying to. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.080 Be like shit, I'm not I'm raising a valid point. 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.920 No work work. 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:20.080 Do you think he knew. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:21.719 That his dad was gonna get fined one hundred grand? 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:25.760 I mean they are fucking stupid for putting it out videotape. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:27.320 That's what that's you. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.560 Should get in trouble for that, not the prank call itself. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.039 Also, I stand by that if Shadur had gone like 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:34.080 in this later in the second round, this prank call 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.280 thing would be a nonsto agreat fact that he slipped 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.240 down so far it was like a retribute. 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.480 But filming it is worth one hundred thousand film It 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:41.680 is just playing stupid. 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:44.560 We also brought this stuff on the show. If you 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:49.880 had a full sized silver backed gorilla versus one hundred humans, 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:53.039 how do you think the humans would fare. 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.760 It depends on the humans. You gotta draft the correct humans. 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.280 That's the key, Okay. I mean I think you could 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:03.080 one hundred humans absolutely the murder a gorilla, but the 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.960 first twenty are dead. They're dead. You have to draft 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:10.600 the first twenty have to be I mean Homer Simpson 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.720 fat fatter than that. And you just have a wave 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:17.160 of twenty to twenty five four hundred pounds men to 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:20.440 sit on a gorilla. And then you gotta have some killers, Danny, 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.080 you gotta have some real killers. 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:22.960 In the man him occupied. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.800 You gotta go for the eyes immediately one two men 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:27.960 at the eyes and two men at the asshole, and 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.680 you just gotta start poking. You gotta go in and 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:32.760 a shark attack. You have to. You have to just 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:34.360 penetrate both ends. 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:38.080 But it is like remember the chimpanzee in Stanford that 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:40.320 like ripped that lady's face off. Yeah, like that was 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:43.679 a chimpanzee that is like a fraction of the size. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:45.760 So he's definitely, yeah, he's gonna mow through. 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.480 But that's one zannies, mom, that ain't that ain't a hundred. 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:51.000 Dudes, that's well, the monkey was on xen x too. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:59.840 Should have you remember, you know, we're talking about inflation, Danny, Hey, Larry, Okay, 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:02.560 So I bought two sausage mcmuffins today in a diet 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.200 coke and it was twenty one dollars in the state 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:07.760 of Connecticut. Thanks. I remember when I was in Chicago, 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:09.640 I could get two forty ounces in a four bar 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:12.360 for ten bucks. Yeah, I mean that's the America. I 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.800 want to go back to. What's a four bar xen 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:18.840 X two point zero mili ground the ladder your ladder, Yeah, 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:19.920 a lot. 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:22.400 Yeah, you can step up all the way or all 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:22.960 the way down. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:26.120 Either way you're floating. But ten dollars you could get, 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:28.000 you could get, you know, elevated. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.560 Forty is probably ten bucks now, Yeah. 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:30.880 I could get two forties in a four bar for 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:31.480 ten bucks. 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.839 Question, though, where was this at Chicago? Was this a 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:35.280 rest stop? 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:35.800 McDonald's? 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:39.240 Was Are you pay the lux for juice there? 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:39.360 Then? 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.319 Why it's a truck stop? I should be getting shipped 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:41.640 for cheat? 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:44.240 The gas is more expensive there, the like even. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.960 The there was zero lot lizards in the entire she checked, Yeah, 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:49.760 of course I checked it. The roommates out of town. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.320 Oh, is that she's in Berlin. 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:55.160 She's in Berlin. Yeah, at a birthday party and I'm 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:55.880 alone with the kids. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:57.920 Okay, how did you get How was that going? 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:01.839 It was awful. It's going very badly. Why so the 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:05.840 eldest child has uh for some reason. She's doing violin 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:11.600 and chorus, just singing. And they started like seven thirty 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:14.280 in the morning. So I have to wake up at 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:18.800 like seven am and get her ready, and I well, 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:22.480 my phone died, Danny, So I slept through the first alarm, 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:25.839 and the mom that the roommates scheduled to pick up 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:27.960 was banging on the door, I guess, and nobody picked. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.360 We're all sleeping, and so I woke up to the 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:34.800 roommate freaking the fuck out, like, is everything okay? What's 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.160 going on? Amy came to pick you up? Nobody answered 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.719 the door. It was bad. It was really bad. So 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:42.040 she thought it was burning the house down. So I'm 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:43.720 not doing well, not doing well at all. I don't 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:44.760 like it at all. It sucks. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.000 They make it to violin. 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:49.200 No, yeah, no, I don't take a day off. 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.280 Let's recap bad Larry. 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:51.839 Uh. 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:56.400 Let's see you're still on your mets. They went ten 0:09:56.440 --> 0:10:02.840 and five and your white Sox. Yeah, so White Sox 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:06.160 were fourteen fourteen and two with the spread and the 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:09.080 Mets were ten and five, so earned five units. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:16.080 Man, that's just seems like you guys robbing. I will 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.640 send you a picture. There were at least three or 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.480 four pushes on the over unders and the unders were 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.080 way way more than that. It was first twenty five. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:27.240 Okay, why don't you check with Ray before we do 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:30.480 this show? Why don't you just check in with him 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:31.720 and say, where did. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:32.560 We seeven and a half? 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:36.120 I'm fine, all right, Chay's durastic. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:40.040 Wait, Golden went before mckil no, yay? 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:44.400 Did he went to the Panthers or not? 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:46.160 The Panthersden went to the Packers. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.840 There were two twos. 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:52.760 I think Golden went what twenty second one? 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.520 We went to the Falcon first round? Yeah maybe I 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:59.600 Michel went on the second round at some point. No, yes, 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:01.119 Now michl. 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.160 Get fucked to the Niners. 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:08.720 Yet to the Niners and then Golden was like twenty 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:10.240 two or twenty three Packers. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.160 So you got to some genty and that's it. Your 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:20.480 golf was. Your golf was terrible as well. Dylan was awesome, 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:26.360 terrible with the draft, really good with golf, So yeah, 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:27.080 I gotta get. 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:29.560 Mister irrelevant was a cornerback thunk? 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.080 I know, all right? That leads us to this week, 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.640 bad Larry. I'll let you start. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:38.880 Okay, damn under the Knicks tonight at two fourteen. Okay, 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:45.280 the Clippers getting six and a half. Yeah, then I'm 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:46.440 gonna go my mats. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.440 See that's a weird that's that's a weird six and 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:52.320 a half with the Clippers because the series has been 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:53.160 really close. 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:57.200 Hot, I think they're gonna lose the game and cover. Okay, 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:00.920 all right, sang on the hill for the Mets, and 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.000 I think the brew c whose sweeps the White Sox 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:07.280 so Mets Brewers under the Knicks and the Clippers getting 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.960 six and a half one unit each, and then I 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:13.640 do have a fourteen for exact A box or the derby. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:14.440 You want to do that now? 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:14.800 Yeah? 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:17.840 Sure, I don't know how we're going to score it, 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:22.240 ray well, one unit and multiply what it pays out. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:23.680 I guess the exactly is going to pay a little 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:28.000 bit of a hiss. But seven eight seventeen eighteen exact 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:28.960 A box for one. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:29.840 Unit, okay? 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:33.320 Is it? 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.960 That's it? Yeah? I'm not doing any win bets. I 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:37.920 haven't even haven't thought of that it yet. We're going 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:41.559 to the track tomorrow actually and put our bets ino, Okay, mama, 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:43.959 park anyone your you got it all? 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:48.000 Welcome Damn they're not welcome at a dog track in. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:52.080 Yeah, we'll be there. We'll be there from one thirty 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:57.040 till ten tomorrow, gambling and drinking. Shay, get a baby's sit. 0:12:57.120 --> 0:13:00.520 No, no, bring out, bring up, come bring I could 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.360 bring the kids. Bring your kids to the track down. 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.439 That would be a good day. Yeah, because of work. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:07.080 Who gives a ship? 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:08.320 This is work. 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:10.920 Know what you say to your wife is oh I 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.480 had a chance to take them and show them some horses. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:14.839 Yeah, they love horses. 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:23.360 Ponies, Yeah, ponies, math, class, probability, it's good odds right there, manasium. Yeah, Shay, 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:25.640 you ready to go? 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:28.400 Yeah, I'm just looking at my I think Ray messed 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:32.040 up with my picks again. All right? Umm, Danny, we 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:35.000 got golf my favorite sport, most efficient one for me, 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.079 sung JM. Top twenty plus one twenty. 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:42.000 On the train, Mackenzie used. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.360 Top twenty lane one twenty five and then I got 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.360 to get the hometown hero speak top ten plus two thirty. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.920 By the way, Barr Nelson is in my hometown. It 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:53.280 is in Irving. Just so we're clear, I've been to it. Yeah, 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:55.400 it's great. Part of Irving was very nice. I was 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:59.079 from the other the other side of correct Cottonwood value 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:03.079 would not let me through the gates. Baseball Angels plus 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:06.160 one ten exciting little story on the Angels, so fun. 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.920 Fun team to watch right now if you're if you're bored. 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.040 Mike Trout's hurt, it doesn't matter. Their pitching staff has 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:13.720 been a lot better than anybody predicted. 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:17.679 Uh, it couldn't have been worse. They drafted all pitchers 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:18.600 a couple of years ago. 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.760 Well, no, correct, they got some actual veterans that are 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:24.240 pitching better there than they have in the past. Red 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:28.200 Sox Lane won ten. I got Hooke on the bump 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:32.000 against the Communists Guardians Lane one and a half or 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:34.600 late one oh five, I said, Guardians, you're welcome. Against 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.440 the Twinkies and then the Derby Danny. I think the 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:40.640 eight ten and eighteen. I just think you should build 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:43.760 all of your executives and trifectors around those. 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.720 And what's the name of those horses? I got it 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:47.200 right here. 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.360 Journal Journalism's eight Journalism's favorite. 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.800 Yeah yeah, journalism is a favorite, which everybody knows is 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:59.800 fake news. Sovereignty is eighteen, and then the ten is 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:05.000 the Dirk Dirka. Sovereignty is eighteen grande. Then I got 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:07.520 the ten win play show, and I got the two 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:09.680 to win as well, or the eighteen to win as well. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:14.600 My friend has a piece of Sandman. Oh really, yes, 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:15.720 I think six to one? 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:16.880 No ship, yeah. 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:18.480 He got. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.040 I don't know. He didn't tell me. 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:21.400 Is it Adam Sandler? 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.200 Nope, it's not Sandman. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:24.440 That's a good fucking ugh. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:30.840 And it's not Lars ol Rich interesting from Metallica. 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.440 Got it, got all right? 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:36.200 I just throw it out, Uh, Dylan, your turn, all. 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:38.840 Right, Dan, I'll start with the Derby. Our our favorite horse, 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:42.720 tit tastick to win nineteen to one, tis tiz tastic. 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:45.960 I'm going two units on Rodriguez. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.840 It was the four horse to win at nine to one. 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.760 Bob jockey, not the jockey, the horse got it. 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.960 Bob Baffort's a trainer. And then owen almighty my long 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:56.240 shot to win at forty three. 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:57.160 To one, because why not? 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:01.960 Okay, and then hit that yeah yeah. 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:04.360 And then I got a trifecta box seven eight fourteen 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:12.160 and an exact box four eight seventeen eighteen. Okay, NBA Dan, tonight, 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:14.080 I got the Pistons minus one and a half against 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:18.560 the Cannicks NHL Caps to win the Stanley Cup plus 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:23.400 eight point fifty. They just steamrolled the Habs last night, 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:25.840 and it would be kind of fitting for a Vechkin 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:27.760 to break Gretzky's record and then going to win the 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:28.600 Cup in the same year. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:30.400 They look good though, mm hmm. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:32.600 You're going against the Hurricanes. 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:36.400 Who are the favorites, and then the Byron Nelson and 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:40.920 Shay's hometown sung Jay him to win plus twenty two hundred, 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.920 same number as last week at the Zurich twenty two 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.120 to one. Book it. I can't lose, Okay. 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:51.000 I think I think that's it. Have we done everything 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.320 that we're contractually obligated to do here? 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:53.600 Yes? 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:56.880 Okay, Dylan got any parting words? By the way, Shane 0:16:56.920 --> 0:17:00.240 Irving podcast, are you able to do your podcast with 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:01.120 your wife out of time? 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:03.240 I think we're going to do it tonight after the 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:05.840 Meltona kicks in for the kids. I think Dylan might 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:08.320 be coming over to actually participate in the show. 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:11.240 Yeh, Chaney's a new wife for the weeks. 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:15.840 Hold my pocket, they come, hold my pocket? Okay that 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:19.520 Dylan drinks. Correct my kids, it's not. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:25.600 I'll take Are you going to sleep over? 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:27.440 There's a guest room. 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:29.639 I don't care if you wake your kids up. You 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:32.200 have to wake me. I got a job. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:34.960 Yes, he has to be in here tomorrow for a 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:36.840 meat Friday Friday. 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:37.280 What's cooking? 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:42.280 PAULI has the menu. He won the Masters tournament that 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:45.639 we had. He gets to pick. It's the champions menu. 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:50.280 It's embargoed until tomorrow. 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:57.240 And Dylan is the Yeah, I forgot appetizer, first course, main. 0:17:57.119 --> 0:17:58.280 Course, dessert. 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:02.800 Invited. If you want to come again, yeah, I will. 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:04.160 I will come back because. 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:08.360 I'm slowly for me, yea slowly poison shaw. Every day 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:08.760 he shows a. 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.199 Twelve oh five Eastern Eastern. 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:13.280 Yeah you all be here? 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:17.280 Yeah, twelve oh five, all right, bat Larry. Anything that 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:19.360 we need to know other than you'll be at Monmouth 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:20.480 Park tomorrow? 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:23.800 No, No, what is Dylan dealing with this? Lottery picks? 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:27.480 He's doing a lot of scratch off every day or something. 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:30.440 Yeah, yeah, so I'm doing a scratch off every day 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:33.920 on the Instagram story until I hit the jackpot. 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:36.760 Did you guys, did you guys go to Vegas and 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:37.680 get that winning ticket? 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:39.359 No, we do that. 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:42.639 We actually have a this was actually raised genius idea. 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:46.480 So we're potentially we're going to be out in the 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:51.560 California Nevada area and Tahoe, Yes, in July. So from 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:54.159