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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by

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Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I

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Speaker 1: have friends.

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Speaker 3: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm the teacher. I'm like, come on class,

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Speaker 1: let's go sit down. When Bad Larry's the first guy

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Speaker 1: to show up, you know that that's not a good thing.

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Speaker 4: Hi Larry, Hello Dan, Hey doing buddy good?

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Speaker 1: You sound energetic.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't going to answer the phone. It came in

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Speaker 4: this potential spam as a DP show. Okay, you call

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Speaker 4: me on a different line.

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Speaker 1: No, Marvin's calling you on the same one. He always does.

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Speaker 2: Came up different are said, definite spam on the other end.

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Speaker 4: Larry, Yeah, don't call I heard. I heard Chase the

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Speaker 4: dirt is gonna save him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wow, it saved me last year.

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Speaker 4: I remember that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome.

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Speaker 4: This one's tough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's only a couple of horses that can win eight, ten, eighteen.

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Speaker 3: Just hammer them, hammer them in every six every way

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Speaker 3: you can't.

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Speaker 4: I won seven eight seventeen eighteen. But we'll get to that.

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Speaker 3: Seven is not bad either.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me recap here. Bad Larry lost two units,

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Speaker 1: so you're at eleven and a half. Okay, Shay, you

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Speaker 1: lost seven units.

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Speaker 3: Not fair?

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Speaker 1: Your minus nineteen and a half.

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Speaker 3: That's not fair. I've never been this bad.

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Speaker 1: Dylan won seventeen units last Such a crock of shit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: did you just you hit on one bet?

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Speaker 5: I had one golf bet last week then, and it

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Speaker 5: was Andrew Novak and Ben Griffin to win the Zurich Classic.

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Speaker 2: It God damn it. They did twenty and then I

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Speaker 2: lost every draft.

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Speaker 1: So you're at minus three. Shay is minus nineteen and

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Speaker 1: a half. Bad, Larry's up eleven and a half.

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Speaker 2: What can happen in a couple of weeks then?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you've been good with your long shots.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sung Jay him top five of the Masters, that

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then the Kentucky Derby coming up this weekend. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you name your horse. If you had

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Speaker 1: a horse in the Derby, what would it be cocaine coke.

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Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't wait with a K. Sure they wouldn't

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Speaker 1: let you do that. There is that one that's tis tistic. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: which you've got to be careful when you're down the stretch.

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Speaker 3: Call that out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just just titstastic at the wire, tantastic. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Uh Dylan, how about you?

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Speaker 2: Um so Shay is cocaine? Um meth? Yeah? I would

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Speaker 2: actually what about just Dylan Dylan the horse that's so lame?

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Speaker 3: What about Pedico? I would say pedico. It's a Spanish

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Speaker 3: word for cocaine, or for parrot. It's parrot. It's Spanish

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Speaker 3: word for parrot, and parrot makes talk a lot. So cocaine.

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Speaker 3: If you're ever in you know, any country south of

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Speaker 3: and you can get it quick. I would say pedico.

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Speaker 1: How about Bob Dylan.

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Speaker 2: Bob Dylan for the that's what I'm named after.

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Speaker 3: Oh you are? Yeah? Are you serious? Fucking communist parents?

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Speaker 1: Do you think somebody is going to be named Chalome

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Speaker 2: Dylan, timod or Timothy with two ease, that's.

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Speaker 1: A tough spelling, and there's an excellent you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he's from he's from Manhattan.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, but his parents were weird.

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Speaker 1: I think it's dad's French. Somebody's French there, it's a stretch.

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Speaker 5: What secretariat too, secretariat partner, that's mine?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Ray.

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Speaker 2: By the way, the Spanish word for parrot is not

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Speaker 2: what you said, Laura.

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Speaker 3: What's pettica? What is laura?

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Speaker 1: Maybe not? What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Our Spanish listeners are going to be calling in Mario.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's nobody to answer.

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Speaker 2: Let's get Mario in here.

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Speaker 1: Get Mario. Mario doesn't speak Spanish.

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Speaker 5: He speaks he speaks like Bronx Puerto Rican, which is

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Speaker 5: like more spanglishal language.

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Speaker 3: It's creole.

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Speaker 1: Okay. How do you punish your child if they did

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Speaker 1: what Jeff Olbrich's son did.

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Speaker 2: You came out swinging on that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he was hot. No, I'm like, hey, here's the deal.

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Speaker 3: And first off, I don't believe his son stole the

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Speaker 3: number off the iPad at all, No way, no chance.

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Speaker 1: How do you think he got it?

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Speaker 3: I think got it from his dad.

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Speaker 1: Do you think you just said dad? Give me drinking

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Speaker 3: Frat bros In Town everybody's having a good time. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I give me the you got the number, one hundred percent,

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Speaker 3: hundred percent he stole it off an iPad.

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Speaker 2: I find that hard to believe.

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Speaker 3: there's certain ship that they should not be.

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Speaker 2: Saying, right, yeah, like their sander's phone number.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, or you know my search history, whatever it is.

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Speaker 3: My kids can't see that. So the fact that like

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Speaker 3: he knows his dad's it's bullshit. It's absolute bullshit. He

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Speaker 3: gave the kid his number. I don't think one hundred percent.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's why they find him so hard.

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Speaker 3: Danny three hundred and fifty thousand dollars total. That's a

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Speaker 3: shit ton of money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot.

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Speaker 3: Fake. Definitely want the draft picks go, and I understand that,

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Speaker 1: I make my son split it, and then if you

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Speaker 1: don't get back to uh, North Carolina, that's tough. You

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Speaker 1: split the fifty one hundred thousand, you pony up fifty grand.

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Speaker 1: I'll pay the other fifty so the.

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Speaker 3: Kid doesn't have fifty grand obviously no shot. Yeah no,

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Speaker 3: So what do you do?

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Speaker 1: I get a job?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 5: What if he came out of school, sends him down

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Speaker 3: Of he's competing with lot lizards in the middle of

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Speaker 1: We're not doing? Why are you trying to.

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Speaker 2: Be like shit, I'm not I'm raising a valid point.

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Speaker 1: No work work.

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Speaker 2: Do you think he knew.

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Speaker 5: That his dad was gonna get fined one hundred grand?

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Speaker 5: I mean they are fucking stupid for putting it out videotape.

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Speaker 1: That's what that's you.

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Speaker 2: Should get in trouble for that, not the prank call itself.

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Speaker 5: Also, I stand by that if Shadur had gone like

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Speaker 5: thing would be a nonsto agreat fact that he slipped

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Speaker 3: But filming it is worth one hundred thousand film It

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Speaker 1: We also brought this stuff on the show. If you

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Speaker 1: had a full sized silver backed gorilla versus one hundred humans,

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Speaker 1: how do you think the humans would fare.

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Speaker 3: It depends on the humans. You gotta draft the correct humans.

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Speaker 3: That's the key, Okay. I mean I think you could

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Speaker 3: one hundred humans absolutely the murder a gorilla, but the

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Speaker 3: first twenty are dead. They're dead. You have to draft

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Speaker 3: the first twenty have to be I mean Homer Simpson

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Speaker 3: of twenty to twenty five four hundred pounds men to

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Speaker 3: you gotta have some real killers.

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Speaker 2: In the man him occupied.

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Speaker 3: You gotta go for the eyes immediately one two men

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Speaker 3: you just gotta start poking. You gotta go in and

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Speaker 3: a shark attack. You have to. You have to just

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Speaker 5: But it is like remember the chimpanzee in Stanford that

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Speaker 5: like ripped that lady's face off. Yeah, like that was

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Speaker 5: a chimpanzee that is like a fraction of the size.

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Speaker 5: So he's definitely, yeah, he's gonna mow through.

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Speaker 3: But that's one zannies, mom, that ain't that ain't a hundred.

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Speaker 2: Dudes, that's well, the monkey was on xen x too.

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Speaker 3: Should have you remember, you know, we're talking about inflation, Danny, Hey, Larry, Okay,

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Speaker 3: So I bought two sausage mcmuffins today in a diet

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Speaker 3: coke and it was twenty one dollars in the state

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Speaker 3: of Connecticut. Thanks. I remember when I was in Chicago,

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Speaker 3: I could get two forty ounces in a four bar

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can step up all the way or all

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Speaker 3: Either way you're floating. But ten dollars you could get,

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Speaker 2: Forty is probably ten bucks now, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I could get two forties in a four bar for

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Speaker 3: McDonald's?

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Speaker 2: Was Are you pay the lux for juice there?

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Speaker 4: Then?

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Speaker 3: Why it's a truck stop? I should be getting shipped

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Speaker 3: for cheat?

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Speaker 2: The gas is more expensive there, the like even.

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Speaker 3: The there was zero lot lizards in the entire she checked, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: of course I checked it. The roommates out of town.

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Speaker 1: Oh, is that she's in Berlin.

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Speaker 3: She's in Berlin. Yeah, at a birthday party and I'm

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Speaker 1: Okay, how did you get How was that going?

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Speaker 3: It was awful. It's going very badly. Why so the

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Speaker 3: eldest child has uh for some reason. She's doing violin

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Speaker 3: and chorus, just singing. And they started like seven thirty

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Speaker 3: like seven am and get her ready, and I well,

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Speaker 3: my phone died, Danny, So I slept through the first alarm,

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Speaker 3: and the mom that the roommates scheduled to pick up

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Speaker 3: going on? Amy came to pick you up? Nobody answered

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Speaker 3: the door. It was bad. It was really bad. So

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Speaker 3: not doing well, not doing well at all. I don't

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Speaker 3: like it at all. It sucks.

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Speaker 2: They make it to violin.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, no, I don't take a day off.

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Speaker 1: Let's recap bad Larry.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Let's see you're still on your mets. They went ten

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Speaker 1: and five and your white Sox. Yeah, so White Sox

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Speaker 4: We seeven and a half?

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Speaker 3: Wait, Golden went before mckil no, yay?

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Speaker 3: There were two twos.

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Speaker 1: Get fucked to the Niners.

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Speaker 5: Yet to the Niners and then Golden was like twenty

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Speaker 1: bad Larry. I'll let you start.

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Speaker 4: Okay, damn under the Knicks tonight at two fourteen. Okay,

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Speaker 1: See that's a weird that's that's a weird six and

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Speaker 4: Hot, I think they're gonna lose the game and cover. Okay,

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Speaker 4: You want to do that now?

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Speaker 4: Sure, I don't know how we're going to score it,

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 4: That's it? Yeah? I'm not doing any win bets. I

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Speaker 4: park anyone your you got it all?

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Speaker 1: Welcome Damn they're not welcome at a dog track in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be there. We'll be there from one thirty

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Speaker 1: No, no, bring out, bring up, come bring I could

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Speaker 3: That would be a good day. Yeah, because of work.

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Speaker 3: Who gives a ship?

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Speaker 2: This is work.

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Speaker 1: Ponies, Yeah, ponies, math, class, probability, it's good odds right there, manasium. Yeah, Shay,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just looking at my I think Ray messed

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Speaker 3: Mike Trout's hurt, it doesn't matter. Their pitching staff has

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Speaker 1: Uh, it couldn't have been worse. They drafted all pitchers

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Speaker 3: Well, no, correct, they got some actual veterans that are

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Speaker 3: late one oh five, I said, Guardians, you're welcome. Against

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Speaker 1: And what's the name of those horses? I got it

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Speaker 2: Journal Journalism's eight Journalism's favorite.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, journalism is a favorite, which everybody knows is

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Speaker 3: fake news. Sovereignty is eighteen, and then the ten is

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Speaker 1: My friend has a piece of Sandman. Oh really, yes,

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Speaker 2: He got.

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Speaker 3: Got it, got all right?

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Speaker 1: I just throw it out, Uh, Dylan, your turn, all.

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Speaker 5: Right, Dan, I'll start with the Derby. Our our favorite horse,

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Speaker 5: I'm going two units on Rodriguez.

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Speaker 2: It was the four horse to win at nine to one.

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Speaker 2: Bob jockey, not the jockey, the horse got it.

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Speaker 5: Bob Baffort's a trainer. And then owen almighty my long

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Speaker 2: To one, because why not?

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Speaker 5: And then I got a trifecta box seven eight fourteen

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Speaker 5: I got the Pistons minus one and a half against

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Speaker 5: the Cannicks NHL Caps to win the Stanley Cup plus

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Speaker 5: and it would be kind of fitting for a Vechkin

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Speaker 2: They look good though, mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: You're going against the Hurricanes.

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Speaker 2: Who are the favorites, and then the Byron Nelson and

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Speaker 2: Shay's hometown sung Jay him to win plus twenty two hundred,

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Speaker 2: same number as last week at the Zurich twenty two

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Speaker 1: I think I think that's it. Have we done everything

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Dylan got any parting words? By the way, Shane

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Speaker 3: I think we're going to do it tonight after the

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Speaker 2: Yeh, Chaney's a new wife for the weeks.

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Speaker 3: Hold my pocket, they come, hold my pocket? Okay that

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Speaker 3: Dylan drinks. Correct my kids, it's not.

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Speaker 1: I'll take Are you going to sleep over?

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Speaker 3: There's a guest room.

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Speaker 2: I don't care if you wake your kids up. You

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Speaker 1: Yes, he has to be in here tomorrow for a

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Speaker 1: meat Friday Friday.

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Speaker 3: What's cooking?

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Speaker 1: PAULI has the menu. He won the Masters tournament that

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Speaker 1: we had. He gets to pick. It's the champions menu.

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Speaker 2: It's embargoed until tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: And Dylan is the Yeah, I forgot appetizer, first course, main.

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Speaker 2: Course, dessert.

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Speaker 1: Invited. If you want to come again, yeah, I will.

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Speaker 3: I will come back because.

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Speaker 2: I'm slowly for me, yea slowly poison shaw. Every day

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Speaker 1: Twelve oh five Eastern Eastern.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you all be here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, twelve oh five, all right, bat Larry. Anything that

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Speaker 1: we need to know other than you'll be at Monmouth

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Speaker 1: Park tomorrow?

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Speaker 4: No, No, what is Dylan dealing with this? Lottery picks?

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Speaker 4: He's doing a lot of scratch off every day or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so I'm doing a scratch off every day

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Speaker 1: Did you guys, did you guys go to Vegas and

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Speaker 1: get that winning ticket?

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Speaker 3: No, we do that.

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Speaker 5: We actually have a this was actually raised genius idea.

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Speaker 5: So we're potentially we're going to be out in the

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Speaker 3: Easy, Yeah, easy in July. It's going to be cheap.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be cheap. It's gonna be hot as fun ship.

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Speaker 3: You have to go to the titty pool at the

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Speaker 3: wind Yeah, they got the europool titties out. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: I lost so much money rolling dice there because there

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Speaker 3: It didn't matter.

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Speaker 2: It's almost like they figured something out.

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Speaker 3: They did. There was an algorithm there.

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Speaker 5: They see this guy's like he's gonna be fucking tip

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Speaker 5: here all day.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, it kind of actually works out perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Are you able to gamble while looking out at standing?

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Speaker 3: There is a literal craps table in the water, like

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Speaker 2: Like a wet bar.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, they got me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hook line and it's been.

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Speaker 1: Made for me. Bad Larry. Anything you'd like to add.

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Speaker 4: Not to that story?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm good, Larry.

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Speaker 5: You want to come to Vegas when Larry get the

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Speaker 4: Larry, I'm going I might be going to Vegas. And

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Speaker 4: when August July July were you anything planned? She said,

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Speaker 4: maybe July nineteenth when we have like five things going on. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm supposed to be in Nashville. Never mind. Thanks, I'm

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Speaker 2: Well, we'll figure maybe it might still work, Larry, We'll

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Speaker 1: That'll do it for this week. It's Dan Patrick takes

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Speaker 1: a gamble for all of our participants, Dylan and Shay,

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Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Picture Day, Ray, Marvin, and yours truly. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for joining us. We'll talk to you next week.