WEBVTT - The Bitch Cake

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand's phone tap, All right, Garret, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>what's it all about? So Rachel wants to play a

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap on her friend Andy. Now, Andy asked Rachel

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<v Speaker 2>to do a simple favor pick up his son's birthday

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<v Speaker 2>cake because they're going to be celebrating later on today.

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<v Speaker 2>And Rachel starts the call to Andy from the cake store.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I play the cake decorator. Oh okay, let's see

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<v Speaker 2>what happens in Garrett's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hey, it's me right, I'm not the cake place,

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<v Speaker 3>and there's kind of a problem with my cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they didn't put the trucks on it.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy wrote happy birthday, bitch, what why? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know I wrote it out last week or

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<v Speaker 3>wrote happy birthday, Mitch. I say, you know, the be

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't even look like an m I don't know. And

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<v Speaker 3>he won't change it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>He won't change it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm saying that it's the custom design blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>They I know, but it's like airbrushed and you know

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<v Speaker 3>what the so just.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't pay them and say we're not going to give

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<v Speaker 1>you and We're not going to pay you until you

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<v Speaker 1>change the cake.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we gave them a thirty dollars deposit already and

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<v Speaker 3>they won't give it back to me.

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<v Speaker 1>They won't give it back to you. What is his problem?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he's telling me that he won't change the cake

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<v Speaker 3>and he won't give me my money back. That's why

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<v Speaker 3>I'm called.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this kid?

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<v Speaker 1>Go talk to his manager? Where's the manager?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you still doing here?

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<v Speaker 1>Yo?

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<v Speaker 3>And he talked to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, what is the problem again?

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is that you when we told you to

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<v Speaker 1>write happy birthday Mitch on a birthday cake for a

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<v Speaker 1>five year old, we're a happy birthday bitch, and you

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<v Speaker 1>won't change it. So I need you to scrape off

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<v Speaker 1>the damp and put on the ends. Make it happy

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<v Speaker 1>birthday Misch.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, dude, dude, I need you to really mellow out

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<v Speaker 2>right now, come down to where I'm at, because then

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<v Speaker 2>you better understand what I'm doing here.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait, wait, universe, do you live in like do

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<v Speaker 1>you not know that we are customers at your store?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude? You're talking way too loud right now for this

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<v Speaker 2>time in the afternoon. First off, why in God's name

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<v Speaker 2>are you having a birthday party for a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's a five year old kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. Why would you write happy birthday bitch on your

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<v Speaker 2>son's birthday cake?

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<v Speaker 1>Birthday bitch? What is your name? What's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>You're the bitch? Okay, my bitch, you're writing names on

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<v Speaker 2>birthday cakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Go in the back and make a cake as fast

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<v Speaker 1>as you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I'm not a keybler, elf. I cannot do it

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<v Speaker 2>that fast. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you? Who are you? Get off the damn phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get off the phone. You need me to leave

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<v Speaker 1>work to come down to the store.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So what do you want me to do? He won't

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<v Speaker 3>do it for me. We have to have a cake,

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<v Speaker 3>so we kind of have to take the happy birthday

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<v Speaker 3>bitch cake. I don't know what you want me to do.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not an option taking the bitch cake. What

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<v Speaker 1>is the name of the store? I'm calling the city.

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<v Speaker 2>The name of the store is Elvis Durant's House of Cakes.

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<v Speaker 2>What this is Gareth from Elvis Durand in the Morning show?

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<v Speaker 2>And you got phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, I have never heard you talk so fast,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're entire.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had to walk out of the office. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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