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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here.

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best Ready go

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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while. The Jews Show is today

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Speaker 1: gonna be one of those days where we find twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty bucks go. It's gonna be a good day of

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Speaker 1: bead day. You'll find out right now with Alex's daily vibration. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pretty guys, it's not timeless for the vibration do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing your daily one card draw right now.

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Speaker 1: And what that means for you is you're lucky. You

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Speaker 1: got me to give you a message to give you

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Speaker 1: insight for your day. You're welcome for all though. TiO

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Speaker 1: is one of my favorite studio, and I would just

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Speaker 1: recommend to just be open to the messages that I

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Speaker 1: be aware of things around you and see what's consistent

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Speaker 1: and synchronicity in your life between like words, symbols, numbers,

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Speaker 1: all of that. So just open your eyes be aware. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Alex Franchion always says there are no coincidences and do

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Speaker 1: you hold your life you can decode your life. Is

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. Okay, here you second? Sound here? Ah, that

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound good. Oh my finally you guys, though, for real,

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Speaker 1: insane though, like it's been really weird because I got

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Speaker 1: the Ten of Swords, So I any of you who

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Speaker 1: haven't heard the previous vibes for this week go back

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Speaker 1: at the jewelshow dot com and listen to them, because

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is really summing it up. And it's

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Speaker 1: and you've been toying in your head about what decision

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Speaker 1: like a really painful ending. So if you did break

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Speaker 1: for your soul to growth, so you will be better

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Speaker 1: And remember you can follow the show on social media

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Speaker 1: another Jubile Phone Frame Mornings. Hello. Hello is this Charlie? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is see Charlie. How are you? This is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eagans from dump a Gram. We have a message for

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Speaker 1: you if you wouldn't mind holding for a second, I'll

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Speaker 1: connect you with an operator. Thank you. What is We're

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Speaker 1: having a great day here if dumpogram? This is Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry Charlie that you had to hear that

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Speaker 1: news from Pete. Would you like to send a response

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Speaker 1: for nineteen ninety nine? We'll hear what news? What even

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Speaker 1: you didn't get a message from Pete. He transferred you

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Speaker 1: you like to get revenge? Revenge on who? I? Well,

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Speaker 1: Cecil your transferred Cecil's line. Who am I sping with

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Speaker 1: this Charlie. Charlie, oh Charlie, so have you? Uh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: tough conversation with their significant others that they're moving on.

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Speaker 1: she did actually send that. Yes, that's what we instruct

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Speaker 1: This is Alexis. How can I help you? Hey, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just heard that my girlfriend Angela is breaking up

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Speaker 1: with me through your service. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you did get the Graham? All right? Um, did you

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Speaker 1: want to send a response? It's only nineteen ninety nine,

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Speaker 1: a horrible service. And I can't believe you're so happy

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Speaker 1: response ready to take this down, all right, I'm ready. Hey, Angela,

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Speaker 1: so I'm not stuck with a heartless Okay, I got

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Speaker 1: all of that. That's really good. I really like the

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Speaker 1: to call you back? Who? I don't know who those

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Speaker 1: people are well, that's kind of rude, that's mean. What

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Speaker 1: the hell? Yeah, yeah, that's fete. Yeah, Hey, how's it gone.

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Speaker 1: My name is actually Jewel. Yea, my name was Cecil,

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Speaker 1: but it's actually Evan, and my name is actually Alex

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Speaker 1: not alexis weird. And this is actually the Jewel Show, Charlie.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone prank on you, Frank. What, Yes, girl,

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Speaker 1: fron Angela wanted us to mess with you. She said

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Speaker 1: you and she can't wait upend the holidays with you

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Speaker 1: It's not a dumblegram at all, actually, but it is

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Speaker 1: a phone Frank. Oh my god, Wow you serious? Oh

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Speaker 1: the thing. The Jewil Show on demand? Time, what time?

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Speaker 1: Look to the left? Cough looks the right. Feels pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I app just everybody an exam, right now? Oh that's

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Speaker 1: what that was. You didn't know, No No, I didn't even

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Speaker 1: I got drunk at Christmas. Oops. I got drunk at Christmas. Oops.

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Speaker 1: I got drunk at Christmas and asked my cousin if

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Speaker 1: she wants to make out. Oops I got stoned at Christmas. Loops.

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Speaker 1: I got Sunday Christmas. Oops. I got Sunday Christmas. Got

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Speaker 1: caught by Grandma and she asked for red ounce. I

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Speaker 1: had no idea that Granny smokes too she's eighty two.

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Speaker 1: Oh MG, she's so cool. She even asked my cousin

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Speaker 1: full to Christmas jess awesome this year. Now me and

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Speaker 1: Grandma have the mom. She's everything closed except quizy Grandma.

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Speaker 1: Cousin Emmy humped in the Christmas shopping for everyone, at

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Speaker 1: least not add the jewels show on demand Jewels Dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret text in

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Speaker 1: four one of six one. If you have a dird

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Speaker 1: a little secret, you can tell us anything. And remember,

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is, so nobody

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Speaker 1: knows who you are. We give everybody a fake anonymous nicknames.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, I'm gonna say my

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Speaker 1: favorite latte flavor or so um. So I'll say a

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Speaker 1: lot of time flavor Alex stay one of English, and

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Speaker 1: I'll stay on the name of the person. So hazel

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Speaker 1: nut coconut. I'm sorry, I don't drink coffee. I actually

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. All right, So hazel nut coconut.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't drink coffee. I actually have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Is on the phone for dirt little secret? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that name? And way too long I

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Speaker 1: got nervous. When you said coffee, I was like, oh, no, okay, rubb,

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Speaker 1: No like vanilla, okay, vanilla. Yeah, I don't even care

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Speaker 1: this one. I liked the first way coconut nut. There

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Speaker 1: you go, there you go. That sounds good, I said it.

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00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: I was more of a fan of the first name though,

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Speaker 1: with the really long last name that you had. But

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Speaker 1: away like a coffee order. It does whatever your name is.

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Speaker 1: How are you I'm doing well. How are you guys

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Speaker 1: doing good? All right? Bad? I really want some coffee. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, I do. Um. I'm

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Speaker 1: really proud of my son. Well that's hey, I don't

456
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Speaker 1: you know what as a as a son who had

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Speaker 1: a father who was really try everything he could to

458
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Speaker 1: not be proud of him, I think you should tell

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Speaker 1: your son that, and that shouldn't be a secret. The

460
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 1: little boy in me would be really cool with that.

461
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: I think that shouldn't be a secret. I don't know

462
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: if I can in the circumstant it might be bad.

463
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm proud of him for then. But just

464
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 1: like first off, I like, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: I don't condone violence of any sort. I can tell yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he is the sweetest little boy in the world.

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Speaker 1: He's an angel. I think you promise just a little

468
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Speaker 1: sugar packet of a human little boy? An angel? I

469
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Speaker 1: don't I've never met one, I think once. I like

470
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Speaker 1: not to five sweet? Yeah? What's a five? Sorry? Not zero? No?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely no, that's when they suck still, No they have

472
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Speaker 1: you not heard of terrible tees? No terrifying threes, no

473
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Speaker 1: terrifying fools, five, six. It just goes on from there.

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Speaker 1: Their maniac I didn't realize it was that bad little boys,

475
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: little kids in general, but little boys definitely are maniacs. Oh,

476
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. They can be very sweet at times. Also,

477
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Speaker 1: if they were there was an army full of them,

478
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 1: they could defeat entire countries together seriously by being just

479
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: anyway their maniac, the country would get annoyed. So so, uh,

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Speaker 1: he's a sweet boy when he's being sweet. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: feel like relative to other boys here, Yeah, he's a

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Speaker 1: nutcase but sweet at times. Yeah. But anyways, Um, so

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Speaker 1: he's really a sweet a little boy. But he's been

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Speaker 1: struggling with his relationships at school. Um these he's kind

485
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Speaker 1: of shy and just like you know, he kind of

486
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: comes home sometimes with these stories of being slightly bullied. Yea, yeah,

487
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: that sucks. Um does suck. So what is your little secret?

488
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Speaker 1: So I is called into the principal's office the other day,

489
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Speaker 1: Oh who's the bully? That? What you do? It turned

490
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Speaker 1: out that these other boys like kind of challenged my

491
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Speaker 1: son and really started going after him, and he beat

492
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Speaker 1: the ever living out of that. How old is your son?

493
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: He's seven? Okay, he snapped though, he snapped. He had

494
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: too too much of those guys messing with him, and

495
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Speaker 1: he finally had it. Huh yeah apparently so, like the

496
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Speaker 1: principle was lecturingly and telling me how I had to

497
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Speaker 1: get my son under control and all this stuff, and

498
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: like all I could think about was like how proud

499
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Speaker 1: of him I was. He had to do him Like

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Speaker 1: he finally stood up for himself. That's awesome. Yeah seven

501
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: years old? Did you teach him some sort of special move? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I probably put him in karate class or something like

503
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: give him some kind of outlet, yes, yeah, And I

504
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Speaker 1: can think about karate classes. They like their whole thing

505
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: is too teach you not to use that, right, And

506
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: so that will help because apparently he has the ability

507
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Speaker 1: to hulk out, you know, when he gets really mad,

508
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: so he could keep going that way. Maybe he needs

509
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: to learn how to control it in karate. But that

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Speaker 1: that's awesome, man. Thank you for call up and Dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret. Yeah, thank you guys. Then Jewel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For Friday, December third,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and move over, Mariah Kerry,

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Speaker 1: You're no longer the Queen of Christmas. There's a new

516
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Speaker 1: sexy holiday icon and it's not who you think, or

517
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,679
Speaker 1: maybe it is. We'll tell you who it isn't just

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Speaker 1: a second. But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh,

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Speaker 1: and a girl in the UK is suing her mother's

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Speaker 1: doctor for allowing her to be born. Oh God. And

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Speaker 1: I'm English Evan and I am on a flight with

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Speaker 1: an animal lover and when I say love, this woman

523
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: loves animals way too much. All right, more on those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second. Before you first started the

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Speaker 1: day in the i Ndian News Network, where are they

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Speaker 1: report the news? In case you missed it, You're right

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the jew Bull Shows first ever

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Speaker 1: annual Holiday Christmas Parody Extravaganza. Ye, so it's a new

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00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: parody song every single day leading up till Christmas. Lucky

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Speaker 1: you guys, if you want to wear what that was

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Speaker 1: breaking news. It happens at eight ten every morning. So

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Speaker 1: what about an hour from now you hear a new

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Speaker 1: parody song that we created. But at the end of

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Speaker 1: this newscast you will hear the new number one Christmas

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00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: song of all time, Oh, that we created yesterday for

536
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Speaker 1: the Jewel Shows Holiday Christmas Parody Extravaganza. And an hour

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Speaker 1: from now you hear a new one. Let's get it

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00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: and you can hear all of them online at the

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Speaker 1: jewelshow dot com. This is the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For next story, let's send it on over to Alex Frey,

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00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: who was on location in a mother's uterant. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: in the UK, though I'm in London. I'm town, yes,

544
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: your neck of the woods. So we're a twenty year

545
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: old though she is suing her mother's doctor because he

546
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: allowed her to be born, is what I'm reading. Yeah,

547
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: that's really confusing, right, So why she has a medical

548
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Speaker 1: condition calls spina bifida, and she says that the doctor

549
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 1: failed to tell her mom the importance of taking full

550
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Speaker 1: of acid before conceiving, because then that would reduce the

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Speaker 1: chances of getting spina bifida. Oh, shouldn't you be suing

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00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,479
Speaker 1: your mom for not taking full of acid? I mean

553
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Speaker 1: the concerning part those she won, Yeah, like she won

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Speaker 1: a million? Wow? Yeah, okay, that's all I have sending

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Speaker 1: it back to you. This is the i n N

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network or idiots aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news the news for next story of the day. Let's

558
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: send it on over to English Evan who is on

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Speaker 1: location somewhere. But I forgot it in the skies on

560
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: a flight from Syracuse to Atlanta where a passenger refused

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Speaker 1: to stop breastfeeding her cat. Oh wow, yeah, passengers for

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Speaker 1: incident and flight attendants also women to stop, but she refused,

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Speaker 1: Like wow. Okay, all right, And on that note, it's

564
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,239
Speaker 1: time for you to hear the number one Christmas song

565
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Speaker 1: of all time that we've created. It's not about breastfeeding

566
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Speaker 1: a cat, but it is about Santa being sexy. This

567
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: is the song we did yesterday for the Jewels Shows

568
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: first annual Christmas song parody extravaganza. In an hour from now,

569
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Speaker 1: you hear a new one. It's called Christmas wish List

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00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: and it's the Jewel Show. Whatever you celebrate, you're in

571
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: luck because it's never a bad time to find Santa sexy,

572
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: because we all know that he's sexy. And this is

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Speaker 1: our song called Seducing Santa. Happy Holidays. Come and get this,

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Speaker 1: get it Santa, jingle bells, Santa, Merry Christmas. I'll be naughty.

575
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Speaker 1: Ho ho, I'm gonna revest the road. Come to the

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Speaker 1: chimney and touch you with my candy cane. I'll drive

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Speaker 1: you insane. Let me buy you would drink. Hit you

578
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: with that winter wink. Want to lick the Eggno from

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Speaker 1: your bed, let it dribble down unto you. Off filled

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Speaker 1: with Christmas cheer to melt the north pole because it

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Speaker 1: is getting hot. You're married to up. Okay there, Santa,

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Speaker 1: oh ho ho, come in find me under the miss

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Speaker 1: little toe. I have been nice, but more so I've

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00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: been naughty, just like Mariah. Come and touch my body.

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00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: Where's the missus? I hope you are alone. I'm on

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Speaker 1: my way over to sit on your big throne. It's

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00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: not my birthday, but I will be in my suit.

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00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: Take a break, well, Saint Nick, and give those elsa boot.

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00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: Trust me. I'm a dime to the second power energizer Bunny,

590
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Speaker 1: hour after hour, just to read the coast is clear.

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Speaker 1: Marry Christmas, Santa, and Happy New Year. I said it's

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Speaker 1: Christmas and get this. I said it's Christmas. SA, come

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Speaker 1: and get this. I said it's Christmas, SA, come and

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Speaker 1: get this. I said it's Christmas. Boots my wish list, yo,

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Speaker 1: mister Claus, missus Claus is real lucky, which you don't

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Speaker 1: know one hurt or so get over here and touch

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Speaker 1: me that big white beard belly jigging like jelly. I'm

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Speaker 1: unwrapping you tonight. You'll be hitting higher notes than Andrea

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Speaker 1: bo Chelly. He's an opera singer. If that didn't make sense,

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Speaker 1: So sit on my lap, Sant Nick, Reginia sack, Saint Nick.

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00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm on my knees, Saint Nick, begging you, please, Saint Nick.

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00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: All I want for Christmas is your jolly old cookies.

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00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: What do you think I was gonna say? Oh, saying it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said it's Chrismas, come and get this. I said

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Speaker 1: it's Christmas come and get this. I said, it's Christmas.

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00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: Come and get this. I said, it's Christmas booties my

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Speaker 1: wish list. Merry Christmas. All right, Remember, if you want

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Speaker 1: to follow the show, you can at the Jewel Show.

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00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: You can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dres, I'm at Evan on the radio.

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Speaker 1: And that was the i n N, the Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. Soon in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow the same time for another hard hitting reports from

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Speaker 1: the i n N. The Jewil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame Day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for Airca. My name is Missus. Oh hi

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Speaker 1: is Erica. Hello Erica, how are you. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if you heard my name or not, but you're dating

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Speaker 1: my son Bryce. I'm his mother, Missus, Oh Hi, how

620
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Speaker 1: are you? I'm well, Thank you very much for asking.

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Speaker 1: Looks like she's got some manners on her. That's nice.

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Speaker 1: I was just giving you a call because I know

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Speaker 1: that you just started dating my little guy. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to check in with you because I like to

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Speaker 1: meet the women that he's dating, and so I am.

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Speaker 1: I asked him for your phone number, and of course

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00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: he gave it to me because Bryce is a good boy,

628
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: and I thought i'd just give you a call and

629
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: ask you what your intentions are with my with my

630
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: little ray of Sunshine. Okay, yeah, I mean I really

631
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: like Bryce, little him and dating. Yes, who doesn't. All

632
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: of his teachers loved him growing up. Okay, I'm just

633
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and come right out and say it. Okay,

634
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: all right, have you slept with my son yet? I mean,

635
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: if you must know, no, I haven't, but I definitely

636
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: am very interested in him, and I do want to

637
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: take this relationship further. Oh my dear, I'm so sorry.

638
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if maybe we have a miscommunication here. When

639
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: I said the word sleep with, did you think I

640
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: meant something like making love or being intimate with my son? Yeah? Yeah,

641
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: that's not where I meant. I meant them. Be careful

642
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: if you do let him sleep over, because he does

643
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: still with the bed quite a bit, and I can

644
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: I can recommend some good sheets for you that will

645
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: make sure that your bed doesn't get all stained and grossed.

646
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: I've had gets so many mattresses over the years because

647
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: of him. And I just also wanted to um see

648
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: if you had any of the ointment ointment well, because

649
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: he um has accidents quite a bit, missleep. I hate

650
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: calling it this at his age, but he usually has

651
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: a little bit of diepy rash, and so you have

652
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: to rub a little bit of disappointment on it every morning. No, no,

653
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: thank you. I don't think I'm gonna be rubbing oint

654
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: man Bryson's dock side everymore. Oh boy, have I have

655
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 1: heard this one before. That's always what happens. I meet

656
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 1: one of his new girls that he's thinking about dating

657
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: or that he started dating, and they always say the

658
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 1: same thing. And then you know, a few months go

659
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: by and they're calling me and they're saying, where do

660
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: I get that oint man? Because his diabyte rash is

661
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: eating me out of house at home and I might

662
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: not be able to pay rent. God, it all just

663
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: sounds like a little too much. I don't want a

664
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: kid right now, and it just sounds like, no, well,

665
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to plan on getting pregnant

666
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: so quick. I also had him get a vasectomy when

667
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 1: he was fourteen. What yes, I did. I took him

668
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 1: down to Mexico and paid a doctor yes, they don't

669
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: do that here in the States. You got to be older,

670
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: and it's got to be your own decision and all

671
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: this bishposh. And I said, the decision, his decision. I'm

672
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: his mother, and he's never going to grow up and

673
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: have a baby and move out of my house, so

674
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: they don't worry about having a baby with him anyway. Yeah,

675
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: that wasn't so much my concern, but now that's an

676
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: even bigger concern. And I'm just gonna say it. You're

677
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: crazy and I'm not going to be seeing your son

678
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: so you can continue rubbing his diaper, rush ointment on

679
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: him yourself and changing his peepee sheets. I'm out. Okay, Well,

680
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: don't be out just yet. Let me tell you it's

681
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What Yeah, it's a joke. Who

682
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: did this? Who is this? This is actually Jewel from

683
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

684
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: your best friend Ruby set you up. Oh my god, Ruby,

685
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: she said that you just started dating this guy. We're

686
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: telling her how into him you were, and he was

687
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 1: super close with his family, So I figured i'd try

688
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: to be his mom and freak you out about him

689
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: a little bit. Oh my god, I was so worried.

690
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: I was dating a twenty seven year old that's still

691
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 1: peees of Batman's diaper rash. So cute, my little Bracy,

692
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: isn't he? Oh my god? No? The Jewel Show on

693
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: demand first day is on the phone today for a

694
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: first date follow up, and she's not getting a call

695
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: back back from a guy. And I forgot his name.

696
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: That's why I said it like that, Tannah, Hannah, what's

697
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: his name? Cory? Yes, Ry with an h no with Corey.

698
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: So you went out with a guy named Corey. Now

699
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back? And how before we get

700
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: into the date and everything, how long has it been

701
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: since you went out with Corey? It's been two weeks.

702
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: How many times have you try to get ahold of

703
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: him in that two weeks? Um? Well, okay, we tested

704
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: it a little bit after the day, like for the

705
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: next few days. But I really felt like I was

706
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: forcing conversation, like I was forcing it to keep going.

707
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: Oh I don't like that when the other person isn't

708
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: invested and you feel like you're asking every single question. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,

709
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: that sucks when you could just like you're trying to

710
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: keep it going. Like maybe if I could just throw

711
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: one line out there, I'll get them back, you know, yeah,

712
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: like you can tell and just string you along. We're

713
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: like maybe I could just say like the funniest thing

714
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: or something really cool, and then they're gonna be like,

715
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: all of a sudden back on board. And obviously that

716
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: didn't happen because he hasn't texted you because he stopped

717
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: talking to you. Right, you've been ghosted. Yeah, okay, well

718
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, all right, Well we'll tell us a

719
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: little bit about the date, and what do you think

720
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: went wrong? I mean I think like literally the only

721
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: thing that I could think of that would have gone

722
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: like weird is um, okay, we went to this restaurant.

723
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: It's like fifty diners themes okay, Oh, I got a

724
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: burgen fries kind of like fitting the vibe. And people

725
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: really do say that I'm really weird for this, but

726
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: I squirt my ketchup all over the fries instead of

727
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: dipping them. Some people are very particular about how they

728
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: do their ketchup. Well, I'm just still stuck on squirt. Yeah.

729
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: Once you said that word, I think a lot of

730
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,439
Speaker 1: people kind of were like, what, yeah, why did Yeah.

731
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,919
Speaker 1: So there's many things that could have gone wrong there,

732
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: but he didn't make a comment on it. So he

733
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: did make a comment on the way that you where

734
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: your catch up. What was the comment? Um, well, he

735
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: was saying it like joking, but he was like he said,

736
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: I woke up and chose chaos today. Oh okay, but

737
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: I did have a friend who was like super super

738
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: upset for the way because of the way I was

739
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: eating fries. What does that mean? I didn't realize. I

740
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't realize I had like a polarizing

741
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: food opinion. That's crazy. Was he just joking or was

742
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: he serious? I mean he was joking, but like I

743
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: don't know, I know that, like some people are really

744
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 1: weird about that stuff. Yeah, maybe he's super hardcore about

745
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 1: his condiments and how you put ketchup on French fries. Yeah,

746
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: so what I'm thinking, I don't know. I mean I've

747
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: thought of everything, but that's just what I'm thinking. Yeah,

748
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: it's a pretty shallow reason. If that's the reason, Well,

749
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: boys can be shallow, very true. How did everything end though?

750
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: After your date? Um? I mean it was fine, Like

751
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 1: he walked into my car. We had like a quick

752
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: little kiss, but nothing like crazy, and that was the

753
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: it's a good night was the kiss on the lips,

754
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: on the cheek. It was a popcast. It was like, oh,

755
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: it's just a real quick little just like a kiss,

756
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: but not like you know what. So it was like

757
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: that and not like, yeah, it wasn't that second one. No, Okay,

758
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: he initiated it. He did. He went in podcast. I

759
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 1: was like, okay, bye, and I was like, hey bye, Yeah,

760
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: who are you hoping for a little more about I said,

761
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: double around? So he hasn't. So he texted you a

762
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: little bit after and then he just stopped talking to you.

763
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: And you think the only reason, and the only reason

764
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: you can think is maybe it was the way that

765
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: you put catch up on your fries. Yeah. I mean

766
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: now I'm thinking there's so many more reasons, but I

767
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: keep thinking about that comment. Okay, all right, Well we'll

768
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: try to figure it out where you play a song

769
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: and then come back and then call him and get

770
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: your first date follow up. How's that sound? Okay, that

771
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: sounds like a great idea, doesn't it. Maybe we'll get that.

772
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: Are we get your first day follow up? Brad? For

773
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: this It's a Jewel Show. The Jewel Show on Demand

774
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 1: you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.

775
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: Hannah is on the phone, and Hannah went out with

776
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: a guy named Corey. They went out to like a

777
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: fifties themed type restaurant and she did She said, everything

778
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: seemed great. After the date, he even walked her to

779
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: her car and she got a real quick kiss and

780
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: not a big type kiss. And then after the date

781
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: he texted with her a little bit, but she could

782
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: tell that he wasn't really into her. And then and

783
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 1: then now she's been officially ghosted. So we're gonna see

784
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: if we can get ahold of Cory to find out

785
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: what happened. And the only reason that Hannah can think

786
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: of as to why Corey is not calling her back

787
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: is the fact that she likes to squirt her catchup

788
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: all over her French fries instead of putting it on

789
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: the side or in a cup or even in a

790
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: Ramicin is a ramicin. It's those little the little white

791
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: side dishes. Are you bushing? Oh dude, I'm bougie as hell.

792
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: I love ramd mckins, Hena, are you bou ready to

793
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: call him? Enough about the Ramikins stuff. Sorry, A little

794
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: sidetrack I'm ready. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna doell

795
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 1: the phone of a right now. Hello, Hi May speaks

796
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: to Corey. Please speaking, Hey Corey? How are you? This

797
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 1: is the jew Bowl Show. It's a radio show. My

798
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: name is Jebil Mine's Alex mind English. Heavan, whoa white?

799
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 1: What's going on? Are you gonna calling me? We're calling

800
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: because we got an email about you from one of

801
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: our listeners because they went on a date with you

802
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 1: and now you've ghosted them. Oh wait, this is about

803
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 1: Hannah Ray. Oh okay, yes it is. I was gonna

804
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 1: ask if you could guess, but you guess right, because

805
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: some people like to guess. They always guess like the wrong. Yeah,

806
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: you gust sounding like play is you want to tell

807
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: us a little bit about Hannah. I mean she's a

808
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 1: great girl. You know. We uh, we have a nice

809
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,720
Speaker 1: data at a really fun little fifties kind of theme diner.

810
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: And yeah, she told us where you guys went and everything.

811
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: She thinks that you stopped talking to her because she

812
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: squirted um catch up all over her fries instead of

813
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: putting it on the side. And you made a comment

814
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: about that like you thought it was crazy. Oh no,

815
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny. I mean, I don't. I

816
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: don't don't care about that. Yeah, I mean, so it

817
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: didn't make you angry? No, why would that make me angry?

818
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know. But she thought that was

819
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: the reason you're not. Um. Well, she said, you texted

820
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,919
Speaker 1: a little bit after your date and then stopped talking

821
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: to her. Social thinks that might be the reason. Oh yeah, no,

822
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: that's not why. Okay, well why it sounds really bad.

823
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 1: It does the way you said, Oh yeah, it was

824
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: not good. You know, listen, I'm not sure I really

825
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: want to tell her stuff on air. That's I don't

826
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: think that's cool. Well, she knows that that's a possibility.

827
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah right, she didn't ask, and she does want to know.

828
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: And everybody that we do this with we always tell

829
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: them beforehand, like, hey, you might hear something you don't

830
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: want to hear. But if you're going to do the

831
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: first day fallow up, you got to be prepared exactly right, right,

832
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: So go for it. You might have a dish full

833
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 1: of embarrassment served up in a ramic and for you,

834
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: but you got to be ready for it. Um Okay, Well, honestly,

835
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: she she says something that kind of freaked me out.

836
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 1: Would she say she said she dates to marry? Well,

837
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: don't we all dates to marry? Nor? Is it the

838
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: fact that she said it on a first date that

839
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: freaked you out? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, like you know,

840
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: it was just like get to know. You were sitting

841
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: down and this and she kind of lays it on me,

842
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, so, are you not looking to

843
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: marry body ever? Sure? Maybe? I mean when I find

844
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: the girl. Yeah, but like what if she's like amazing, amazing, right,

845
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: and you met her on the first date and then

846
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: she was so amazing and then she said that, but

847
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: like you couldn't stop thinking about her. It's like, because

848
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: that one comment, Like what if she's not crazy at all?

849
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: She says, looking into like she's dating because she wants

850
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: to get married. I don't move that fast. I feel

851
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: like I feel like, you know, even if she's amazing,

852
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: you still got to get to know the person. You know.

853
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: But it's just how was it said though? That's what

854
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out. She kind of laid

855
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: it out real heavy, and it freaked me out. I

856
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: mean to be honest with you, like, you know, I

857
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: don't know her that well I'd like to get to

858
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: know her still, but it's just that kind of what

859
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: hanging in front of me, And I thought, yeah, I

860
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: think her expectations are a little a little fast. And

861
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: she didn't say she's trying to get married now though.

862
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I think most people date in hopes of something,

863
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 1: you know, finding someone that they want to eventually marry.

864
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: A lot of people want to get married, you know. Yeah,

865
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: I get that. I mean, you're right, but you know,

866
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 1: in the moment, it just felt real heavy, and and

867
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: then afterward, the next couple of days, it just that's

868
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 1: all I can think about. Was like, she's like staring

869
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: at me, like one coming for you. Why not tell her? Though?

870
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: Instead I'm ghosting her. I don't know enough. I don't know. Yeah,

871
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: that's a good question. Are you thinking she might be

872
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: like a stage five clinger or something? Yeah, it's hard

873
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: to know. I mean, that's the problem. It's really hard

874
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: to know. Well, I know, the way we can tell,

875
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: she's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk

876
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: to you. So I think now it's a great time

877
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: to find out what. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that.

878
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: We forgot to tell you. We always do Hannah. Hey, hey, Corey,

879
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: how's it going. What is up? Not much? Come on

880
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: the radio with you? Um? Well, I mean I wasn't

881
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: trying to freak you out. I was literally just saying

882
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: that if I'm not seeing a bunch of random guys,

883
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: then I'm loyal and committed. You know. Yeah, yeah, okay,

884
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: I mean it was it was just that, wouldn't that

885
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: be something that you wanted, like, or do you want

886
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: somebody that's like, no, I'm dating everybody? Yeah, I mean no,

887
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: I do. I do. I do want someone like that. Look,

888
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: I'm not opposed to, you know, like marrying someone. I

889
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: do want to get married. It's just you just gotta understand.

890
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: It was a lot on a first date. It's a lot.

891
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: I mean, bye, I'm not trying to marry on the

892
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 1: first week. I'm just trying to be clear with my intentions.

893
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying, once I find somebody that i'm dating,

894
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: I'm only going to date that person. I'm going to

895
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: be committed. That's your point of dating. I mean I think, yeah, no,

896
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: I get it, But listen, it just could have waited

897
00:46:55,120 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: until like date three, date four real serious? Yeah? Yeah

898
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 1: yeah yeah I did. Yeah, but you know what I got,

899
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: be honest with you, Hannah. Look, you're a great girl,

900
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: like you're beautiful. I had a good time with you.

901
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: But I guess I just, you know, I got I

902
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: got in my head a little bit after the fact

903
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: and that and that statement just kind of kept rattling around.

904
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 1: And then, you know, because we were texting and everything

905
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: was kind of okay, and it just came up again

906
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: and again in my head. It just maybe maybe I

907
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: just kind of made more of it than I'm than

908
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 1: I meant to. But I'm not a weirdo. I'm fine.

909
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm fine for dating for a year, you know, I

910
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: mean one more date. I mean, if you want no pressure.

911
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm not asking for marriage. All right,

912
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: Well there we go. Let me ask you the question there,

913
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: would like to go on another date with Hannah? We'll

914
00:47:51,160 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: pay for it. Um yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Hannah, I like, yeah,

915
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: I'd like got over your fear of commitment in just

916
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: a few minutes. I'm glad I told everyone on the

917
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: radio that I'm not a weirdo spirting well, I mean,

918
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: I mean, do you know, like say yeah, I mean,

919
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: I mean, not a dinner maybe the fed Okay, I'm

920
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: ruining my moment. Whoa who might actually all marriage and

921
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm not even thinking of Corey might all be all

922
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: about getting married? Now if you're telling that's the thing,

923
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, absolutely, back and the Jewels show on demand,

924
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: jebils dirty little Secret sounds for your dirty little secret.

925
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: Remember you can text us at four one oh six

926
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: one if you have a dirty little secret, and you

927
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: can feel free to tell us anything because nobody will

928
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: know who you are. We keep everybody anonymous. That's why

929
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: everybody who calls in gets a fake name. So I'll

930
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: say a word, then my hat's wife, Alex Fresh, we'll

931
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: say a word, and then English even I'll say a

932
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: word and that'll be the name of the call. Are

933
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: on the phone for today's dirty Little Secrets, So we

934
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: don't know what their real name is. But the person

935
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: on the phone to tell us a dirty little secret

936
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: is easy wand states Easy wand states, Yeah, it sounds

937
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 1: like it's kind of like a variant of the United States.

938
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: Easy wand states, what's up? Easy wand states? How are you?

939
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are y'all not too bad? I was

940
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what that sounded like and then

941
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: it doesn't really sound like anything but easy wand states

942
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: if you say it really fast, it sounds like it

943
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: could be an actual name. It's kind of just three

944
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: random words, isn't it. Yeah, it's not the best today. Sorry,

945
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: maybe I should change them on in a dreamy easy

946
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: dreamy states. Oh it's a bit better. Yeah, yeah, it's better.

947
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: All right, we'll change. Your name has been changed to

948
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: easy Dreaming, Easy Dreams, Easy Dreaming. So, anyway, what's your

949
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Um? Okay, so I've been dating this

950
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: guy for like a year and there's this stupid like

951
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: detail about me that he does not know because I

952
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: don't know it was okay, or it's a miner I

953
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: think keeping a secret from your new boyfriend. Yeah. So

954
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 1: every time we are, you know, like sleeping together, I

955
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: am usually do you mean actually sleeping? Yeah? Like next door? Yeah,

956
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: like you know sleep? Yeah? Or are you talking? You

957
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: and me? Baby? Ain't nothing but mammals. But let's do

958
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: it like to do on the Discovery Show. Yeah, yeah,

959
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: what kind of sleep are we talking about? That? That

960
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: is that? That's the kind of okay? All right? You know? Um?

961
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: Pretty much every time I am thinking about somebody else, Oh,

962
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: girlfriends every time? Every time? Yes, seriously, is it an X, well, no,

963
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: it's on an X. I cannot wish. Well it's um

964
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: you rock. Yeah, it's a rock, Rock Dwayne the Rock

965
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: John John. And you always think joking. No, No, I'm not,

966
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: because honestly, like I mean, the only time in my

967
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: life that I have not sort of like I been

968
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: thinking about the rock during that moment is like the

969
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: very first time. Yeah, I mean, you've always thought about

970
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: the rock. I just despise the rock whenever I love

971
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: the rock. So I kind of see where you're coming from. Well,

972
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: you've always you've always thought about the rock whenever you've

973
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: done that, except for the first time you did it. Yeah,

974
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: because I the first time I thought about the rock, like,

975
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: I just kept thinking about it every single time after that,

976
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: you know, and I like, yeah, it's not really like

977
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: that serious. It's just I can't help it, Like I

978
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 1: just my mind to wander, and that's hilarious. You're obsessed.

979
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: Are you ever gonna tell your boyfriend? Oh? Man? No, yeah,

980
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: well why you feel guilty about this obviously? Yeah, definitely

981
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 1: why not tell him and see what happens and then

982
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: if it doesn't work for him, but then find some

983
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: dude who doesn't mind you fantasizing about the rocks pickings. Well,

984
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just trying to put myself in his position.

985
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: And Alex and Armery if you didn't know that, I

986
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: have to say that for new listeners. He didn't know that.

987
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: And if I found out that she was fantasizing about

988
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: the rock when she was with me, I'd be like,

989
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: that's weird. You don't like the rock first of all, right,

990
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: but then I guess because I love my wife right

991
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: and it's the rock or a celebrity like that, like

992
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm not threatened by them. Uh, I would just be like, okay, cool, Well,

993
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 1: if that's your thing, we can role play, like all, okay,

994
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: see that's what put all. I don't know what i'd

995
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: have to do do rock voice? Can you try to

996
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: do it? See? What would it kind of be? Like?

997
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, I don't mean, I can't even

998
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: think of how he sounds right now. But I mean

999
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,720
Speaker 1: I guess I could be just like, you know, hey, baby,

1000
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: get in the bed and see what the rock is cooking.

1001
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Maybe maybe it could be

1002
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: a thing that you guys enjoy together. You guys could

1003
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: both think about the rock maybe, Yeah, I mean that

1004
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 1: gives me hope in a way. Yeah, I'm weird. Though.

1005
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: My thing is, don't tell him. I probably I wouldn't

1006
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: tell him. Yeah, don't tell Yeah, he might leave you.

1007
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: I have a different attitude about those kind of things.

1008
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 1: I think the Jewel Show on demand I make terrible

1009
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 1: decisions sometimes show I mean good ideas, sometimes terrible decisions though.

1010
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 1: Either way. It is The Jewel Show's first ever annual

1011
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 1: Christmas Holiday Parody Song Extravaganza. We made you the promise

1012
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: of a parody song every single day at this time,

1013
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 1: a new parody song that we would create, because every

1014
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: other station does Christmas music right, but they played like

1015
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: the normal hits. We wanted to give you something special

1016
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: because we're different. That we actually wrote and it's a

1017
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: lot of work. Yeah, we're only a few days in

1018
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, man, the eyes were a little bit

1019
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: bigger than the stomach there. This is why it takes bands,

1020
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: you know, an actual year to write. So we're still

1021
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: doing it. We still Yeah, we still have a parody

1022
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: song coming up. Don't worry, some of them will be

1023
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 1: really bad. And some of them were pretty pretty funny.

1024
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: I think most I think so far they've been pretty

1025
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: People have seemed to like them. A lot of techs

1026
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Speaker 1: in at four, one, six one that say that they're

1027
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: enjoying the holiday Christmas song Parody Extravaganza. It might be

1028
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Speaker 1: the first annual and the last annual. Honestly, no matter what, though,

1029
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: we are creating a brand new parody song for you.

1030
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: Every single day at this time up until Christmas, you'll

1031
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: get to hear a brand new Christmas song. And it's

1032
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: weird because right after we release it, it already goes

1033
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: number one in the country. It's so strange how it

1034
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: happened that. That's a fact. You can check it. So

1035
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: only a few days in, like I said, and the

1036
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: song we premiered for the first song ever in the

1037
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: first annual and maybe only annual Christmas holiday parody song

1038
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: Extravaganza was our take on Felice Navidad called Felis Nave Drunk.

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Speaker 1: It was love people like that. And then yesterday you

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Speaker 1: heard a song about seducing Santa Claus. Because there's lots

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Speaker 1: of sexy songs out there about Santa and today Santa

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Speaker 1: and the whole North Pole are here with a song

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Speaker 1: about spreading holiday cheer a really twenty twenty one way.

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Speaker 1: This is called Santa's got an only fans enjoy looking

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Speaker 1: at Missus Close trying to decide if I should quit

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Speaker 1: my day job and start only fansful time. I really

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Speaker 1: need the cash to pay for our new house. The

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Speaker 1: North Pole is expensive, so it's time to whip bits out. Oh,

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Speaker 1: only fans only fans only fans for me. Your gift

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Speaker 1: this year is seeing more of Santa than you've seen. Hey,

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Speaker 1: only fans only, fans only fans for me. Missus Close

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Speaker 1: is my pimp, and we're making Monday only fans only

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Speaker 1: fans only fans for you. If Santa gets an only fans,

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Speaker 1: Missus Claus gets one two only fans only fans only

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Speaker 1: fans for me. The North Pole has been so called,

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Speaker 1: It's time to bring the heat. Only fans only fans

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Speaker 1: only fans for you. If the Closes get old lead fans,

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Speaker 1: Rudolf gets one two old lea fans, old lead fans,

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Speaker 1: old lea fans for me. You community council Christmas this

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00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: year because the North Pole is busy, all right? That

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Speaker 1: was another party song on the Jewel Shows first annual,

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Speaker 1: probably only annual Christmas holiday parody extravaganza. If you want

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Speaker 1: to hear that again, you can always check it out

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Speaker 1: at the jewelshow dot com. You can always follow us

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Speaker 1: on social media at the Jewel Show. You can follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, The Jebel Show on demand