Speaker 1: No entering nervous Stockholm. Oh yeah, Harry got to don't
Speaker 1: fight a bigger girl and with the one Cravey match
Speaker 1: girl this chill little style. Oh my god, season five podcast.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's keeping me going, Oh my god, you guys,
Speaker 1: we did it. Hello everybody, This is Arta Marine, host
Speaker 1: of Will You Accept This Rose, and we are about
Speaker 1: to do our draft picks for the Rachel Lindsey season.
Speaker 1: Could not be more excited, couldn't sleep last night Santa
Speaker 1: was coming and Santa's name is Chris Harrison. With me today,
Speaker 1: I have my glorious platonic life partner and co host,
Speaker 1: Miss Aaron Folly. I'm wearing my wonder Woman cups. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Aaron. First of all, you look hot and ship.
Speaker 1: Have people often told you that you look like wonder woman?
Speaker 1: No Secretary of State was the first one to tell
Speaker 1: me that. Well, you know that can't be true. You
Speaker 1: look beautiful. I never I have never gotten a Linda
Speaker 1: Linda Carter. I just had um. I just want to
Speaker 1: tell you I think you look beautiful today. I like
Speaker 1: your zipper. The zipper. We all dressed up, but just
Speaker 1: to give you a visual here, I basically dressed up
Speaker 1: as if I was going to be barrel rolling out
Speaker 1: of the limo to win Rachel Lindsay's heart. You look fantastic.
Speaker 1: That is matching somebody else's, but we'll get to that
Speaker 1: in a second. I'm wearing my red cowgirl boots given
Speaker 1: to me by the Secretary of State, and um, just
Speaker 1: for those coming up, this is thrilling news. Nashville was
Speaker 1: such a hit that Aaron and I are going to
Speaker 1: bow with be performing at Zaney's Rosemont outside of Chicago.
Speaker 1: We're doing our first ever live podcast where we break
Speaker 1: down an episode Wednesday, June four. You can get tickets
Speaker 1: on my website, art marine dot com or Zaney's Rosemont.
Speaker 1: And then all weekend Aaron and I they were doing
Speaker 1: four shows together Friday and Saturday night where we're both
Speaker 1: doing stand up. If you guys want to see us,
Speaker 1: so come see us. So much fun. I can't stand it,
Speaker 1: so much fun. And then I'm also going to be
Speaker 1: performing at Rooster te Feathers July six, sent to California.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything else, Miss Aaron, that you want
Speaker 1: to play? Um, I'm gonna be in New York City
Speaker 1: June where Caroline's Jay great to my right, a woman
Speaker 1: who is rocking a cold shoulder top, rocking as secretary
Speaker 1: of state, and I just forced myself on her. I friendship.
Speaker 1: I was like a friendship frat boy forcing myself. I said,
Speaker 1: you are now one of my best friends. Whether you
Speaker 1: like it or not. I don't know how she took it.
Speaker 1: Our Secretary Streight, you know from Criminal Minds. You know
Speaker 1: her from another period, miss Paget, Brewster and Arden. I
Speaker 1: was genuinely asking for it. I did drug. How did
Speaker 1: it feel? How did it feel? Does it feels good?
Speaker 1: Doesn't it? Yeah? The pleasure hasn't gone. Are you serious? God?
Speaker 1: I so rarely please. I aimed to please, and when
Speaker 1: I actually found the spot, Oh my god, think oh immediately,
Speaker 1: first time out of the gate, the big Oh, you
Speaker 1: have no idea how bad? The first hand job I
Speaker 1: ever gave was. I have apologized on television to this human,
Speaker 1: but I'll apologize again. Carter whisnand I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Moving on to my left. Don't go from hand jobs
Speaker 1: to me? Oh my god. The only man straight enough
Speaker 1: to handle this ship show? He uh he. He hosts
Speaker 1: his own podcast called Hollywood Babylon with Kevin Smith. We
Speaker 1: love you so much. We reached out to you. We
Speaker 1: were like, re brave enough to come do it. You came,
Speaker 1: you came prepared, Mr Ralph Garment. Is there anything either
Speaker 1: one of you guys want to promote before we chit chat? Well,
Speaker 1: you mentioned Holly with Babylon Kevin Smith and I'll be
Speaker 1: doing it on the road. We're doing um June tenth
Speaker 1: at Irvine at the Great and then we're going to
Speaker 1: be in the Hard Rock Orlando do Orlando Live September three.
Speaker 1: I've played there. What a great room I have the
Speaker 1: first time beautiful, You'll have a good time. It's really good.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. I have my parents fiftieth wedding anniversary about
Speaker 1: their love for each other. I've been helping Jenner marain
Speaker 1: By throw pillows on one King's lane. So that's what
Speaker 1: I've been up to. I want you to know Ralph,
Speaker 1: just so you know, we just did our first live
Speaker 1: podcast ever in Nashville and it was we all went.
Speaker 1: It was a blast. It was a blast, so much fun,
Speaker 1: and we are really we're a little I'm a little
Speaker 1: you should probably do an intervention. We got a little
Speaker 1: too deep into the Bachelor Nation. We hung out with
Speaker 1: about short contestants and and I knew I was excited
Speaker 1: for people when I heard that certain people have gotten
Speaker 1: STD tested to maybe go to Paradise. And that's when
Speaker 1: I thought it's time for me to go back to
Speaker 1: l ax As to the news was too exciting for me.
Speaker 1: But your your passion doesn't diminish at all when you
Speaker 1: come back to Los Angeles win. That is Bachelor Nation.
Speaker 1: If part of your part of your job application is
Speaker 1: an STD test, like things are going well, you know what?
Speaker 1: Really I got excited. I did depending upon the result
Speaker 1: of and with us, of course we have Scout and Katie, Katie,
Speaker 1: you were a ball in Nashville? Did you did you
Speaker 1: have fun in Nashville? Katie? You? Who did you like
Speaker 1: the most of all the Bachelor contestants? Danie Danielle And
Speaker 1: we want to say, and this is something you and
Speaker 1: I were talking about, how before we go into this
Speaker 1: season held cop and her called shoulder cops in the
Speaker 1: same top, the same top, in the same Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is starting to get a chain restaurant vibe in
Speaker 1: this room. If you want Peaks, I love his best restaurant.
Speaker 1: I love chain restaurants, but I think a restaurant is
Speaker 1: a great idea of restaurant. I can't believe no one's
Speaker 1: done that. You should do a restaurant, you guys. I
Speaker 1: wish I could take credit for it, but it's Twin
Speaker 1: Peaks is the name of a restaurant chain that that
Speaker 1: caused themselves a restaurants really smart. It's starting to spread
Speaker 1: across the country. People are starting smart. People are so
Speaker 1: smart and Twin Peaks. I need to work at a
Speaker 1: restaurant for the rest of my life. I have a
Speaker 1: huge rack. We all we actually also really have huge racks.
Speaker 1: I had to cut the straps off because I have
Speaker 1: you got the straps off to you. I'm wearing. Well,
Speaker 1: here's what we want to take. Going back to Danielle
Speaker 1: M being your favorite from from Nash Fresh, Danielle M
Speaker 1: she was the neo natal nurse and this is what
Speaker 1: we were saying that we called her boring on the podcast,
Speaker 1: just to be honest about it. So yes, yes, very
Speaker 1: Willows too. She was elegant, but ad so if we
Speaker 1: make fun of you, if you're listening to this, this
Speaker 1: is just for sport. We didn't know and then we
Speaker 1: hung out with her. She was delightful and hilarious, absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1: Took her time with all the guests after the podcasts. Funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we stayed at the club for seventeen hours. I'm still
Speaker 1: there in my mind. It actually sounds more like a challenge.
Speaker 1: If you are a bachelor or bachelor at contestant, you
Speaker 1: can turn us around, you know what you're absolutely can
Speaker 1: go from mocking you exactly. I like that exactly. I
Speaker 1: like that, And I wanted to also say I was
Speaker 1: just in Canada. Yuck. Yesks Calgary. There were so many
Speaker 1: fans of the podcast that came. There were these cute
Speaker 1: girls that came in there, Shetland, Pony will cut you.
Speaker 1: I can't believed. Why don't you have to get those
Speaker 1: T shirts? I don't have any money right now. Bachelor
Speaker 1: podcast don't pay as much as you think they would.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. My my money trains coming, Rob, don't
Speaker 1: worry about me. Stops stop putting dollar bills in my
Speaker 1: in my breath and my breastaur on the top, Anna,
Speaker 1: you were really fun and Nashville did you have fun?
Speaker 1: You were? And Anna, you killed it with that flyer
Speaker 1: for the live I mean it. Um, here's my hope.
Speaker 1: First of all, before we get started, how excited are
Speaker 1: all of us for Rachel Lindsay and the fact that
Speaker 1: what if the whole franchise, what if we get a
Speaker 1: black Bachelor afterwards? How exciting would that be? ABC will
Speaker 1: never let it happen. It's never gonna happen. No, every
Speaker 1: other perhaps things go well, but I don't know if
Speaker 1: we're gonna get back to backs. We might so for
Speaker 1: people at Obama, for older white men, they do so
Speaker 1: well in positions of power. So here's how it's gonna
Speaker 1: work this time, as you guys. First of all, we
Speaker 1: there's a few things. But there's a few items of business.
Speaker 1: One uh, we we were going to pick today our
Speaker 1: top three final contestants. If you've read Real Steve, please
Speaker 1: don't play our game because we don't read that ship
Speaker 1: and we just go by gut instay, So tweet to
Speaker 1: us and also send us your top Craig Craig pick Um.
Speaker 1: But you can also join us. We're gonna have our
Speaker 1: own little forum of the league on the ABC Bachelor.
Speaker 1: So you find w y a t R podcast, So
Speaker 1: you find that and you can register, but please email
Speaker 1: us or tweet to us. Rose podcast at gmail dot
Speaker 1: com and if you're playing along right now at home,
Speaker 1: we're on the ABC site and we're just gonna start
Speaker 1: at the top. We're gonna go through guy by guy.
Speaker 1: First up, we have Adam. Are we read? Are you read?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read. I'll read the descriptions. First off, we
Speaker 1: have Adam. Adam is twenty seven years old, and if
Speaker 1: will you put for me down the if? He's a
Speaker 1: potential for me just because I can't write on my computer.
Speaker 1: He has a he's a twenty seven year old real
Speaker 1: estate agent. They don't say where people are from. Did
Speaker 1: they used to? They did? They did? They did for
Speaker 1: some of them? In what you sent? Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: that's okay. It doesn't say it. It doesn't say I
Speaker 1: promise you, I promise you. It's okay. Um there, he's
Speaker 1: sick foot to His top three favorite movies are Transformers,
Speaker 1: the Pursuit of Happiness in The Wolf of Wall Street,
Speaker 1: typical Saturday night. Well, if it's not with my couch
Speaker 1: and I would go out with some friends. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, need it? Next? Yeah, he's kind of boring, right,
Speaker 1: The most romantic present you've ever received him? Why threesome.
Speaker 1: It was my birthday. I don't think Adam. Okay, you
Speaker 1: can crash me out, cross out Adam for art art
Speaker 1: is not in a right Let's just take him off
Speaker 1: the board. He's off the board. Okay, Number two we
Speaker 1: have Alex. Now, I did watch part my My Internet
Speaker 1: wasn't that good. I watched part of Chris Harrison Lives.
Speaker 1: He assures us that his eyebrows are not this crazy.
Speaker 1: I think when he's not styled by the demons at
Speaker 1: ABC who do bad styling, I feel like this guy
Speaker 1: style better. Could be kind of hot Alex. He's twenty eight,
Speaker 1: he's an information system supervisor, which dealer, He's a shady
Speaker 1: He's six foot two. Um, here's what I don't like
Speaker 1: about him. His three worst attributes are selfish, unemotional, and
Speaker 1: unapologetic undateable. Next is that out? But I think Arden
Speaker 1: says that he might make it far. That doesn't mean
Speaker 1: she might not want to make out with him. What
Speaker 1: you just said, Yeah, Arden thinks he might make Oh
Speaker 1: that Arden might want to make it out with him.
Speaker 1: That I think that she might not know that you
Speaker 1: speak about yourself in the third I'm talking about yourself.
Speaker 1: The thing she wants to write it down, write it down,
Speaker 1: it's Italy. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Is this
Speaker 1: the thing you're doing? Can you imagine? Imagine? Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: Because I'm playing the ship and he's cute. He's cute,
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. What does he do again? I
Speaker 1: just I'm trying to write it. He's an information system
Speaker 1: supervisor or unemployed podular. I mean, do you guys want
Speaker 1: to And here's another thing, is like, no one admits
Speaker 1: bad stuff about themselves. If he is saying that he
Speaker 1: is selfish and and emotional and everything, if he that's
Speaker 1: that's the good version of himself. But she might not
Speaker 1: know that. I'm just saying, here's the other thing that's
Speaker 1: bad about him. The top three favorite musical groups and
Speaker 1: why cold Play Beatles can't think of a third. Music
Speaker 1: isn't a big part of my life? God terrible Muriel.
Speaker 1: He's a radio but at least I can three music
Speaker 1: outfit that. He also said that he ate a live
Speaker 1: salamander once. This guy that's een Khaki's guy tacks across.
Speaker 1: The salamanders are gentle miniatures. Okay, they're known as nature's
Speaker 1: mental miniature. Gentle giants who are are gentile managers. Anyone
Speaker 1: who says otherwise that might have to be the that
Speaker 1: might have to be the name of our podcast. Une
Speaker 1: I defended the cell Anderson Court the gentle much like
Speaker 1: the Shelling. Okay, Anthony, I think I'm gonna put him
Speaker 1: down as one of my picks. Let's see, he's twenty six,
Speaker 1: he's six ft three, he's an education software manager. He Um,
Speaker 1: he's laid back. He's he's the laid back one that
Speaker 1: turns into the party starting as a night goes on.
Speaker 1: So he's not like a full blown boozehound. Worse, he's
Speaker 1: a drunk you can't stop. No, he's flying at the
Speaker 1: beginning of the night and he's hammered by the end
Speaker 1: of the night. That's what he's telling you. What if
Speaker 1: he's what if he's shy and I think open up,
Speaker 1: which still devolves into alcohol. I think they're asking says,
Speaker 1: describe yourself as the party starter, wingman or laid back one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had to answer it. He's reliable, self sufficient. Although
Speaker 1: he did use the phrase emotionally intelligent, which I don't
Speaker 1: ever want to hear again. Um. His outrageous thing he
Speaker 1: ever did was taking a job to teach English and
Speaker 1: Indonesia with minimal preparation. I like it. I like it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put a B plus um and he actually
Speaker 1: put like a book like like he actually seemed to
Speaker 1: he got he got a full Bright grant to teach
Speaker 1: in the Ivory Coast. Jesus, alright, because Rachel's very smart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's young though, he's twenty six. I think she's thirty one,
Speaker 1: Is that right? Now? That's anything within fifteen and twenty
Speaker 1: years is great. So you're saying that, I stand a
Speaker 1: chance that's Anthony. She's thirty two, okay, six years old.
Speaker 1: On your team. He's on my team. He's on my
Speaker 1: potential team. Wait, who so far do we want to
Speaker 1: make these choices at the end of the well, I
Speaker 1: mean there's like twenty five more people to go. We
Speaker 1: have to cull for the herd. Blakey seems like a
Speaker 1: real deal deal hole. He's a third. He's a thirty
Speaker 1: one year old aspiring drummer. Oh boy, well you get
Speaker 1: either drum or you can it all fairness, The arts
Speaker 1: are difficult, especially drums, the gentle miniatures of the musical world. No,
Speaker 1: you can't be. How did you feel about Vanessa and
Speaker 1: Nick in the end Ralph? We missed you. I had
Speaker 1: lost all complete interest. But you know what, your commitment
Speaker 1: is pretty high to the franchise, to you love it.
Speaker 1: I'm in. I'm even gonna be watching the Bachelor Winter Games.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so excited for that. Can we
Speaker 1: just say why do people put a spidering like you're
Speaker 1: a drummer. He's not, has not made anything. You can't
Speaker 1: still a drummer. But I say give yourself the better,
Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt. You have to be paid
Speaker 1: something somewhere along the line to be a blank. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like I can say I'm a lawyer. I could
Speaker 1: say I'm a comedian. I did stand up for seven
Speaker 1: years in New York City and lost money. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was still standard. That's different than you got up on
Speaker 1: stage and you were working your craft. Now I get
Speaker 1: paid for it, So you're really a comic. I bet
Speaker 1: he's not. He's got like a toy drum set in
Speaker 1: his mother's house. Always probably got a drum set in
Speaker 1: his mother's house. He's just not being paid. Para paradatal, paradatal,
Speaker 1: paradat Harold Hill and the music man system. I'm going
Speaker 1: to work it out first before here. Here's another reason
Speaker 1: why this background on Blake. Yeah, yeah, you're interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also works as a private personal trainer. He's a part
Speaker 1: time fitness model, and he has appeared on television before
Speaker 1: on we TV's Exile. That's actually that you have this.
Speaker 1: That's good that you have this. If there's any other
Speaker 1: you can do that dating the audition dating show, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he sucks, he wants to be on. He also said,
Speaker 1: if you could watch in the movie right now, what
Speaker 1: would it be and why the new fifty Shades of
Speaker 1: Gray movie? Because I love taboo sexy stuff. You're an idiot.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even know taboo sexy stuff. And if it
Speaker 1: rammed you up the a hole. Okay, here's the one
Speaker 1: that Kate. This is Katy's guy, Blake, ka hot Asian
Speaker 1: marine who's six six ft tall. He's a veteran, he's
Speaker 1: twenty nine. Um, we're excited about Blake. We want Blake
Speaker 1: to go far. Um. He was in the U. S Marine.
Speaker 1: If okay, this is not a good answer. If you
Speaker 1: were stranded on a desert island, what would it be
Speaker 1: made of? Chipotle? Because Chipotle is my life and I
Speaker 1: like goes Blake Blake and I like Pole is, like
Speaker 1: fucking uh what you call that? That diarrhea medicine. It's
Speaker 1: like to give you diary. It's like a diary, like
Speaker 1: if you need diary has never been exposed to, Like
Speaker 1: if you're a wrestler, Well, he's Asian. He who's I
Speaker 1: mean maybe he's like his favorite what's the Asian chain?
Speaker 1: Like pant Express? Really like I love pant Express and
Speaker 1: he's Asian? Noshe beef ball? That's terrible. I just had that.
Speaker 1: That's I wanted to try it and give dog food.
Speaker 1: Why don't you wanted to try? Because I want to
Speaker 1: try every to try every fast food place, every chain
Speaker 1: said that so so aspirationally like I wanted to try it,
Speaker 1: and I did special I got signed backed by CBS
Speaker 1: like criminal Minds, and I celebrated you when I'm on
Speaker 1: like a product test fast, I did too. I got
Speaker 1: a chicken ball and beef better both. I like she
Speaker 1: started off side note Katie, I got a squatty potty. Oh,
Speaker 1: how is it out? I'm still bound up? I think
Speaker 1: I need yes, I still haven't chatting chicken. I'm a lady,
Speaker 1: I don't go to the bathroom. Okay, moving along, I'm
Speaker 1: giving Blake an I like Blake, Okay, I like like
Speaker 1: to although he said what info do we have? On
Speaker 1: another he said, who do you admire most of the world?
Speaker 1: And why my beautiful mother. Words can express how grateful
Speaker 1: I am to have you in my life. I love you, mom.
Speaker 1: Blake said that, yeah, all right, he's back up. All right,
Speaker 1: I'll try to right, Okay, Okay, Brady, here we go. Brady.
Speaker 1: You guys. He is a feel free to chime and
Speaker 1: if you see anything raw. He's a twenty nine year
Speaker 1: old male model. He is six ft two. Um. He
Speaker 1: has his most outrageous thing he's ever done. Was moved
Speaker 1: to Milan on his own for two months. It's like
Speaker 1: I walked to Mexico alone when I was like eighteen, Like,
Speaker 1: get a fucking right, this is not a good example.
Speaker 1: You're not moving there, No, get back to your drug mule.
Speaker 1: He was on spring break, and I was in springbreak
Speaker 1: at hatdrops Ray Island, and I wasn't old enough to
Speaker 1: drink in the United States. So we watched to Mexico.
Speaker 1: We took we drove to the border and then walked
Speaker 1: over the border, and then my date ditched me there
Speaker 1: and I had to walk back and hitch back to
Speaker 1: the hotel. It wasn't a good moment in my life.
Speaker 1: You guys, do you tell people you moved to Mexico?
Speaker 1: Everything turned out well for me. I host a bachelor
Speaker 1: podcast and I'm with a wonder woman and I'm with people.
Speaker 1: It's like the time we all printed bikes and went
Speaker 1: to Fellusia. This guy that is so gay, let's what
Speaker 1: but that's why I'm not. I'm not. But he went
Speaker 1: to he went to Milan on his own to model.
Speaker 1: So we're trobably staying in a model apartment that I am.
Speaker 1: That's um, that's not okay. Here we go, Brian moving along.
Speaker 1: So so I'm putting Brady's not in okay thirty seven? Thanks,
Speaker 1: like I could lie in Sam thirty seven and be
Speaker 1: back totally get away. Okay, I'm thirty four. Yeah, I'm funny.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, Thank you so much. He's a chiropractor.
Speaker 1: That's like real. I like it. He's six ft two,
Speaker 1: um wingman, party starter, laid back when depends on how
Speaker 1: many drinks I've had, um l o L I'm out.
Speaker 1: He said, L O L. I probably start kind of
Speaker 1: laid back and work my way up to party status
Speaker 1: at this point in my life. So he's not pretending
Speaker 1: like he's not thirty seven. But where okay, okay, um
Speaker 1: a little deep background? Yes please, he's a chiropractor. It's
Speaker 1: a staff carpractor for a business called the Accident and
Speaker 1: Injury Team, which sounds or something. Right, All right, I'm out,
Speaker 1: I'm out. He goes by the nickname dr Abs. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. I'm Brian Okay. Bryce
Speaker 1: has a really stupid haircut like the falcon. Nice square
Speaker 1: jaw though, look at that square jaw. That's quite a
Speaker 1: crazy jaws. And if you don't like it, he's got
Speaker 1: elfin ears. But firefighter, you guys. He can hear the fires.
Speaker 1: Oh he stays square too. He has done a door
Speaker 1: with his jaw. How old is he? Do you guys?
Speaker 1: Hear something? Here's a fire on Ford s Oh, he's
Speaker 1: no problem. It was just salimanders, the most gentle miniatures.
Speaker 1: I cannot okay, they're thirty, they're thirty. He's thirty. He
Speaker 1: has tattoos under his left arm and ribs as a
Speaker 1: tribute to his brothers, or they did, or they just
Speaker 1: probably firefighter Okay, except that I accepted the firefighters entire
Speaker 1: work by him. Okay, I don't understand this. He's he's
Speaker 1: a laid back shot of gasoline when the fire starts
Speaker 1: to die, so like the so like. I think he's
Speaker 1: laid back, But when the party's gonna end, he can
Speaker 1: keep it going. I'm an accelerate. That's what I am.
Speaker 1: What firepuns screams that he talks in firepuns. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm. What arson investigators look for after the party's over,
Speaker 1: and I got a hose that doesn't stuff ladies. Firepuns.
Speaker 1: Punting is a symptom of um uh. Serial killers? Is
Speaker 1: that whole family? The serial killers? Because no impulse control,
Speaker 1: they pun a lot? Is that true? I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: Tell me everything. They hunt a lot. What I like?
Speaker 1: I like everything. I like that. It's only because we
Speaker 1: have control of our impulses. Like like, if we just
Speaker 1: had no impulse control, you would all go on punning
Speaker 1: like that. That's killing like that, we would that punning.
Speaker 1: There's a quarrel. Oh my god, Bryce out, brices out.
Speaker 1: I'm working solely because he's a fire firefighter. Maybe I'll
Speaker 1: go in there, maybe with you. Okay, Dean has pretty eyes,
Speaker 1: he's got smile the eyes. They've styled his hair in
Speaker 1: a stupid manner. He's twenty six years old, he's six
Speaker 1: ft two. He's a startup recruiter. That feels likewise, what
Speaker 1: do you know about? That feels like a lie? Is
Speaker 1: recruiting for a tech recruiting company. Okay, can't recruit for
Speaker 1: recruiting company of recruiting. It's like the inception of recruiting,
Speaker 1: recruiting side recruiting recruited. And you don't. I'm recruiting you
Speaker 1: to recruit. You know you're not. That's that's just unemployment
Speaker 1: recruit dot com. Okay, listen to this here, listen where
Speaker 1: his tattoos are, his mom's initials on his chest, artwork
Speaker 1: on his back, his friend's initials on his back, Righteous
Speaker 1: on his inner lip. Wait a minute, Latin on hip,
Speaker 1: tri force on inner arm? What the fund is tri force?
Speaker 1: Like a Greek pitchwork? That was the salamander from Grandoft.
Speaker 1: All right, that's got to stop. Wait. Does he have
Speaker 1: any skins from his social media? Yes, that's all you
Speaker 1: need to know about Dean. No, he has Righteous. He's
Speaker 1: the gayest guy I've ever seen in my entire because
Speaker 1: you know, just on the pictures. I had him as
Speaker 1: my number four. Oh, I got it. Side on the
Speaker 1: Tri Forces coming up, Ralph Badger Brewster in Tri Forces
Speaker 1: women together, they stop people from punny tri Force. You
Speaker 1: see them a rap party at the Oceanoya people. Wait,
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm so obsessed with Dean in his tattoos
Speaker 1: that that that is that photo is photo Ross Matthew
Speaker 1: Is that photo in her lip tattoo? Only livestock have
Speaker 1: tattoos on their interview he has, He has righteous on
Speaker 1: his interview. Also has a long world that says Dick
Speaker 1: with an arrow. Yes, he has a Dick signed right
Speaker 1: pointed to his button. My friend drew Dick. My friend
Speaker 1: drew like Dick stuff all over me in college with
Speaker 1: this guy's name on it. And then I hooked up
Speaker 1: with the guy while his name was written all over
Speaker 1: my body. The secrets coming out today, gadget. I can't
Speaker 1: tell if she's skipped a therapy session too, or I'm
Speaker 1: just being truthful today. Tragic past. You know what, I
Speaker 1: wasn't slutty though in college. I was wildly on popular,
Speaker 1: but I was. I was well, I was wildly popular,
Speaker 1: like as like a buddy, but as like a neutered court,
Speaker 1: like a neutered cell amander, until they started drawing on you.
Speaker 1: Then the men couldn't keep friends once they saw the
Speaker 1: tattoos all over my body. You know, yes, I didn't
Speaker 1: think my friends were. I met this guy who I
Speaker 1: had such a crush on, but I didn't talk to
Speaker 1: him because I had no confidence of the guys. So
Speaker 1: they were all like joking around, like I will tell
Speaker 1: you isn't if they were joking around because I would
Speaker 1: never tat talk to him, and so it was like
Speaker 1: not even a chance in a million. The next night
Speaker 1: we were at a party and I was like, like
Speaker 1: the gods were smiling on me kind of, And then
Speaker 1: we went back tried forces smiling on me, and then
Speaker 1: we went back to his place, and I realized that
Speaker 1: this stranger had like has like could have taken my
Speaker 1: shirt off and found his own name and he never
Speaker 1: met me written all over my tour. So oh god, Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought they drew like I thought you fell asleep.
Speaker 1: They drew penis on the face and his name across
Speaker 1: your fat then you hooked up. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no doesn't like yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: He didn't know that, he wouldn't know. He never, on
Speaker 1: your matter, new he never knew, he never knew. We
Speaker 1: needed to take that moment and clarify, uh, what was
Speaker 1: terrible story and say, fat, pagetor yoga. You're worried about
Speaker 1: one of your best really worried about one of your
Speaker 1: best friend? Who am I in your life? One of
Speaker 1: my best friends? That did not have to include my husband. So, oh,
Speaker 1: my good, you're you're right up there, right up there.
Speaker 1: That's so good. Okay, that felt so good. I feel
Speaker 1: so good. Where now we're at? Dean? Is that the
Speaker 1: same guy who just had the right That is the
Speaker 1: same guy. That's the same guy. Let me see that
Speaker 1: photo again of the one you had. I don't know
Speaker 1: that is doesn't even look terrible. It's like here, it's
Speaker 1: like the improv you've decided not to Yeah, exactly know
Speaker 1: you'll never get exactly Okay. I think Katie loves de Mario. Katie,
Speaker 1: let's hear it. De Mario he's six four and he's
Speaker 1: executive recruiter and he's got Katie's heart. He's so hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he's really hot. I think he's really cure.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't read his bio though, until just now.
Speaker 1: He's six four. He's his biosuck. You know, it doesn't suck.
Speaker 1: It's just a little weird. It is kind of gay.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but he says stuff like this ready. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but he says stuff like this. Ready. Um, I love that.
Speaker 1: Do you like being the center of attention or before
Speaker 1: being missing? I won't lie. I love attention? Is not
Speaker 1: like like not like two thousand seven Brittany spears attention
Speaker 1: or two thousand eleven sheen natural attention, like when Justin
Speaker 1: and britt were those incredible den amount so much in
Speaker 1: his mouth? Okay, standard desert island? What would be made
Speaker 1: of strawberry cheesecake? Come's? Is he like a like a mouse?
Speaker 1: Gteer fetish? He says, what's your ideal Maids personality? Outgoing,
Speaker 1: geeky but cool like the Fons. That's it. That's a
Speaker 1: very strange. Did he grow up inside a television? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's the most romantic present you've ever given him? Why?
Speaker 1: Surprise tickets to see Beyonce and jay Z because Bay
Speaker 1: and Jay equals everyone's relationship goal. No, no, no, no, tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he might be Katie. Do you want me
Speaker 1: to put him in your No, Katie changed your mind
Speaker 1: right away. I think I think Diggie is cute. I
Speaker 1: like Diggie. Diggie is thirty one, he's a senior inventory analysts,
Speaker 1: he's five foot eleven. He is okay, although this is
Speaker 1: a red flag typical Saturday night, like for you now,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to recover from all the day drinking. It
Speaker 1: can consist of napping, to going back out or just recovering.
Speaker 1: How much day drinking are you doing? Yeah? Right now,
Speaker 1: she'd be impressed. I didn't drink before I got here.
Speaker 1: It wasn't was outrageous thing you've ever done. A trip
Speaker 1: to Cancoon on spring break where we had a sexual
Speaker 1: positions contest. He's out, I'm out, I'm out making I'm
Speaker 1: to stick it in her dress night. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: going to be drunk in the pool. I predict Diggy
Speaker 1: gets booted a media. You think that's good. We should
Speaker 1: have one who's the who's the drunkest at the cocktail party?
Speaker 1: I think in the pool? Okay, Eric is cute, but
Speaker 1: I don't think he's a bad boy enough. He's a
Speaker 1: twenty nine year old personal trainer. He's very cute. I
Speaker 1: love sakes foot too. Um let's see, let's see, he
Speaker 1: would be Tony Robbins. Came in with my list. He
Speaker 1: would be Tony Robbins because he hosts amazing seminars and
Speaker 1: impacts the masses deep background. He is a motivational speaker okay, no,
Speaker 1: thank you, and fitness enthusiast. He's a former model. He's
Speaker 1: given up that way of life. He's moving on to
Speaker 1: more more intellectual pursuit of personal training. He is from Baltimore, Maryland,
Speaker 1: and um, I like him to I think, I think, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's from Balmer. I wrote him down here on my
Speaker 1: scrap paper that I brought in that he's my number two. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not keeping him around. I find motivational
Speaker 1: speaker creepy but very persuasive. Though you can't have a
Speaker 1: personal trainer. That's a bad motivational speaker. What happened? Fatty?
Speaker 1: Like you gotta you gotta rise to the left. I
Speaker 1: think they've got a certain swagger and a certain dynamic. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: I think so he looks to me, he looks the
Speaker 1: most kinds. He has kind of intelligent guy in this
Speaker 1: whole thing, And I think chef would we like Blake?
Speaker 1: We like Blake the Marine, but like this guy. I've
Speaker 1: seen other pictures of him and he's really hot. He
Speaker 1: is okay, all right, so I'll put it. I'll put
Speaker 1: him down as a maybe for me. Fred. He's twenty seven,
Speaker 1: he's six ft tall. He's an executive assistant. They put
Speaker 1: him in a dump sweater I'm sorry for on Reading Rainbow,
Speaker 1: actually an episode of Reading Rainbow. He honestly looks like
Speaker 1: the most boring man, except if you scroll down he
Speaker 1: wasn't wearing pants. What background do we have on this guy?
Speaker 1: I think, if you be someone else for one day,
Speaker 1: who would it be? And why? Ellen degenerous? Because she
Speaker 1: seems to love what she does and people's days are
Speaker 1: brightened when they are around her. All right? Fred works
Speaker 1: in television and film production here in Los Angeles. It's
Speaker 1: he Oh, he works at He works at works at
Speaker 1: Churn Peter. His greatest achievement is attending to grad school
Speaker 1: programs from two different universities simultaneously and graduating from both
Speaker 1: in the same weekend. Okay, this show, I'm giving him
Speaker 1: a note. Uh, my perfect hometown date would be with
Speaker 1: my sisters and my mom. Okay, now he's too nice.
Speaker 1: Too nice doesn't belong on this show. This season, I
Speaker 1: think we're going to see a lot of big spike
Speaker 1: in Okay for people. You know what, you might be right,
Speaker 1: she might. I love it when my date pays for
Speaker 1: the meal. What he said that biggest fear of the
Speaker 1: fear of having my card declined. He's, bro, poor guy,
Speaker 1: just why would you just you have two masters and
Speaker 1: then it's going so well except for the top, and
Speaker 1: then he's like, I can't get my card. I Grant
Speaker 1: is twenty nine. He's an emergency medicine physician. He's five
Speaker 1: ft eleven um. Let's say he's a physician, which means
Speaker 1: he's a doctor. I'm not calling him doctor. He's a
Speaker 1: empt Yeah, empty dude. Let's say most embarrassing moment. He
Speaker 1: once had a stomach bug in Peru and had to
Speaker 1: defecate in a cut open to a leader good ball,
Speaker 1: in the back of a tour bus. I like that
Speaker 1: at all. I don't. I just wish I could defecate
Speaker 1: in the back of it. Okay, my god, that's a
Speaker 1: good quality. I thought, Okay, I'm giving him a name.
Speaker 1: You guys are responded to dumping in a finding to
Speaker 1: the honesty and the courage that it took to say it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The other one is like, my debit card is gonna okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: Favorite music anything I can dance to. Ice Ice Baby
Speaker 1: is also one of my favorite songs because I used
Speaker 1: to sing it at bar Mitzvah's on stage. He was
Speaker 1: a bar Mitzvah entertaining like him more and more the
Speaker 1: more you're saying, okay, so then you're hot. You're hot.
Speaker 1: You gotta put on your you gotta put your wonder
Speaker 1: Woman bathing suit on. Aaron egga Egg, he's got a
Speaker 1: cute name. He's not going to win, but he's adorable.
Speaker 1: He's thirty, he's a consulting firm CEO. Um. His worst
Speaker 1: attributes are passionate, loyal, and witty. Well, um, okay, is
Speaker 1: no shot, by the way, In case it doesn't, she's
Speaker 1: just making him out from the background of his photo.
Speaker 1: That's how. That's how barely there he is. Katie hates
Speaker 1: this next guy's face so much. Jack Stone, I got
Speaker 1: a special text about how much she hates his face.
Speaker 1: I want to hear about this. While she was busy
Speaker 1: looking at can I say who you were looking at today?
Speaker 1: Michael Fastbender. She was alternating big between going I hate
Speaker 1: this guy's face and he's so fucking hot. I can't
Speaker 1: look at him. Michael Fastbenders, tell us, tell us, tell
Speaker 1: us about my How was it he that would hurt
Speaker 1: you the most? Handsome? Was the best accent. He's so
Speaker 1: nice and funny. It's just unfair. And he's back in major.
Speaker 1: He's that he's got a major rang. Okay, you might
Speaker 1: have to work up to that. I would have to
Speaker 1: bang several to get to Michael husband. One of them
Speaker 1: could be Jack Stone. Jack jack Stone is also one
Speaker 1: of the stars of Trifles Coming Out. Okay, Katie hates
Speaker 1: his face. He's thirty two, he's an attorney. He's five
Speaker 1: ft eleven attorney right. Yeah. Yes, she's hard on her.
Speaker 1: He's hard on himself. He's anxious and competitive. He admired
Speaker 1: Yeah Stone, I'll meet you at the beet Fall jack
Speaker 1: Stone and Stone and Stone partners. He admired his mom
Speaker 1: battling cancer. She always stayed positive as us for life
Speaker 1: until the very end, the thing he reveals on episode six. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the story. No, it really affected me and changed my life. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So that's when I ended up putting stone and stone
Speaker 1: and stone, stone, stone, Stone and stone and stone, stone,
Speaker 1: and harder on myself, but harder hitting my pants. My
Speaker 1: khakis are in large, Stone and stone. Try for her.
Speaker 1: His favorite flower is the tulip, because they're basically roses
Speaker 1: without thorns. Katie, you're about to say something reading is
Speaker 1: by alway's not that bad. I just don't like the picture.
Speaker 1: The picture is bad. The picture is this is someone
Speaker 1: hiding someone. This is someone who sugar in your gas
Speaker 1: tank when you turn him down for a day. Something
Speaker 1: wrong with the bus for Stone and Stone hide tank bad.
Speaker 1: It's a bad pickure. He's hiding something by a lake,
Speaker 1: looking very sort of all right, Well that's better. Looks average.
Speaker 1: He looks like he doesn't look like the right. It
Speaker 1: might be he's right, he's a big I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think he's got to okay, Jamie, Jamie. He's thirty two,
Speaker 1: but he's five ft nine. He's shorter. He's a sales
Speaker 1: account executive. He's got a tattoo on his left shoulder
Speaker 1: that's currently being removed of what. I don't know, Kimberly,
Speaker 1: um um could be someone else for just one day.
Speaker 1: Who would it be? And why? Someone less fortunate? So
Speaker 1: I appreciate my life more. I don't buy it. I
Speaker 1: just don't like the e y at the end of
Speaker 1: Jamie too. Don't like what his most embarrassing moment getting
Speaker 1: caught masturbating. What is there? Is there any more details?
Speaker 1: Getting wine? Where do you see yourself in five years?
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to make plans in life because he
Speaker 1: made one tattoo and now he's erasing it, like beat it.
Speaker 1: What does your ideal mate look like? A model? I'm
Speaker 1: out go fund yourself. God, Jett another face in life,
Speaker 1: then you can bag a model to Jamie with a y.
Speaker 1: You're terrible, Jetta Dia, Jetta da talk about bad photos.
Speaker 1: That's tough. Sat on a bottle Rockett the fourth of
Speaker 1: July social un by the kissing something. They pulled him
Speaker 1: out of a shire for that phone. But Heliski is
Speaker 1: a nice chest for people. Don that phone t shirt.
Speaker 1: Look at him there, he looks kind of okay, like
Speaker 1: it's like he could be built. It looks like someone
Speaker 1: pulled up the top of his face right before he smiled.
Speaker 1: It really does. And I don't know how to explain
Speaker 1: why that. It's like someone took two fingers, grabbed the
Speaker 1: top of his eyes and pulled up. Maybe he got
Speaker 1: that otox. I don't. It's almost like he's he's got
Speaker 1: a follicular challenge with his eyebrows. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: He's got a hair, please, got tattoos. He has a
Speaker 1: cross on his wrist and Proverbs three farm back, and
Speaker 1: then he has a wolf on his left shoulder, and
Speaker 1: he has a wolf his left shoulder, a little red
Speaker 1: riding hood and the other one. Okay, okay, thirty five
Speaker 1: and what does he do? He is an er physician
Speaker 1: ship See now she'll like that. He's you go by Jed.
Speaker 1: That's exactly by Jed. And you don't have a proverb
Speaker 1: on your effing wrists, jeddah obvious or just Ben had
Speaker 1: like mark of the Covenant on your stomach? Then like
Speaker 1: a full page that when he was in the box
Speaker 1: zone with Jojo and the waterfalls, what happened to no
Speaker 1: happiness by the way side, No, we didn't discuss that.
Speaker 1: They broke Let's take a breathe God. She hated him?
Speaker 1: Did you I you didn't me? It was? It was
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict and Lauren Lobkiss and I watched a few
Speaker 1: episodes of that should show them. She hated him. She
Speaker 1: hated him? Freeform policy. Did I just show you my
Speaker 1: left hip by accident? Just the top? I feel like
Speaker 1: I just really showed you my left tip. I was
Speaker 1: trying to tuck it in and I had I felt
Speaker 1: like I fully showed you my levet it um my
Speaker 1: secret rack. Okay, by the way, she hated him. She
Speaker 1: just tried to write it out as long as she could.
Speaker 1: They didn't even make it. They didn't make it two years.
Speaker 1: So she has to give the ring back to Neil Lane.
Speaker 1: It was she couldn't they only get to keep the
Speaker 1: ring if they stayed together for two years, then they
Speaker 1: can sell it and split the proceeds years. It couldn't
Speaker 1: even they couldn't even make it two years? Just sell
Speaker 1: that ring? When has that been? Always don't know? Just
Speaker 1: how do you know that that's good? How excited are
Speaker 1: we for the Bachelor Winter Games? It's just like Paradise,
Speaker 1: but it's in the snow and it's going up against
Speaker 1: the Olympics and there's gonna be sporting events. Hell, it's
Speaker 1: my dream, it's the batch and my sports problem. And
Speaker 1: people can't really compete. I'll they announced it yesterday. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be between til like we just had a breather
Speaker 1: between the Bachelor and the Bachelorette in that time next winter,
Speaker 1: they're gonna air It's like a paradise, but it's in
Speaker 1: the snow. Is people getting at it in hot tubs
Speaker 1: like in Lapland Finland, And they're gonna be competing in
Speaker 1: sporting events and humping and hot tubs. Got to be
Speaker 1: kidding me? Can't wait? So there will be four series
Speaker 1: in a year in a row. Wow, I'm really happy
Speaker 1: to be alive at this time in our history, are you?
Speaker 1: But how how it's disappointing? Is it going to be
Speaker 1: if everybody's in winter closet the snow that a really cute.
Speaker 1: I got a real around in general, various states of undressed.
Speaker 1: Now they'll they'll get they'll have a hot tub every day,
Speaker 1: every day, every day, and they're gon're gonna have the indoor,
Speaker 1: they'll have mud wrestling, they'll have you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: jello shot taking the people like cute and winter wear.
Speaker 1: Sys you're gonna be hammered shooting each other. Let's just
Speaker 1: face it. They're not athletes. There are in the drinking
Speaker 1: Winter Games perfectly. The games are bachelor appropriate that they're
Speaker 1: not real legitimate sporting. Yeah, hi, cannon mass gonna be
Speaker 1: like ping pongs out of your vagina something, dude, lose noodle?
Speaker 1: How you guys doing over there? Katie and Anna? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna keep it going. Jonathan, he's thirty one. He's
Speaker 1: a tickle monster. No, no, he's a tickle monster. He's
Speaker 1: six to it two. He's a tickle monster. What is that?
Speaker 1: I can't joke job it says tickle monster is occupation.
Speaker 1: So he's either unemploy Lloyd or a pedophile. He's a
Speaker 1: total I've got a Vanda windows. That's how he's going
Speaker 1: to pull out. So is he trying to me? Is
Speaker 1: he trying to be like the aspiring? Hey kids, you
Speaker 1: want a warm whoa? What's the most romantic present you've
Speaker 1: ever given? In? Why an engagement ring? Okay, tell us
Speaker 1: about tell us about when you lost your virginity with
Speaker 1: my ex wife? Pretty uneventful? Feel bad? Okay? Yeah, seems
Speaker 1: like he's trying to background of it changes your mind.
Speaker 1: Is a family medicine doctor, Okay, do tickle monster. That's
Speaker 1: discussed doctor. Guys, my child patient wants a doctor to
Speaker 1: tell me Smyrna Beach, Florida, Florida, Florida Master Amber Alert,
Speaker 1: Florida Amber. He's a human sinkhole. Okay, moving on. Josiah
Speaker 1: is cute. Josiah and Jebediah should get together and raise
Speaker 1: a bar. He's a prosecuting attorney. He's cute. He's six
Speaker 1: foot three. He's a tattoo on his chest of a
Speaker 1: Bible scripture. Um. He goes out on a Saturday night
Speaker 1: to a cigar bar, then heads down to South Beach
Speaker 1: with a group of friends in Miami. Yeah. Actually he
Speaker 1: is the assistant state attorney in Broward County, Jay. A
Speaker 1: lot of fraud, a lot of voter fraud. Okay, he
Speaker 1: can't dance. He says he can't dance. He's an attorney.
Speaker 1: What is your favorite thing to do with your mom?
Speaker 1: Long phone call? Long phone calls? Jesus, I'm even him
Speaker 1: in my maybe. I'm gonna put him in my maybe,
Speaker 1: even him a question mark. I'm giving him a maybe.
Speaker 1: Kenny he's he looks like a football player. He's a
Speaker 1: big boy. He's kidding. Let's see a former pro. He's
Speaker 1: a professional wrestler. He's thirty five. He's six ft tall.
Speaker 1: He has a cross on his right arm and a
Speaker 1: caveman on his chest and a Japanese kanji for fearless
Speaker 1: on his shoulder. Lane also goes by Kenny King. Lane
Speaker 1: is a ring of honor professional wrestler and former Chippendale's
Speaker 1: danswer mostly from Florida, living in Las Vegas, Nvani. How
Speaker 1: many do you need? Professional wrestler Florida in Vegas beat
Speaker 1: it over eight? Okay. Kyle is very cute, although his
Speaker 1: shirt is really wide open. Twenty six. He's five ft eleven.
Speaker 1: He's a marketing consultant. No, no scripture tattoos. Um. He
Speaker 1: doesn't trust most people. Trust is earned, not assumed. Um.
Speaker 1: He has a general disdain for perceived corrupt authority. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. His disdain is corrupt authority or the perception
Speaker 1: of corrupt authority corupt. But when people perceive things. I
Speaker 1: also don't up. I'm he would have lunch with Donald Glover.
Speaker 1: I also, I'm uncomfortable with the phrase smoking mirrors All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him in a maybe. I'll put Kyle
Speaker 1: in a maybe. Boy. He has really stupid hair. Um,
Speaker 1: he has a singer songwriter. He he has a horseshoe
Speaker 1: on his left arm. Is he from Nashville? He is
Speaker 1: from Nashville. Yeah. He admires most in the world. His MoMA.
Speaker 1: He admires how she adapts to the circumstances she faces
Speaker 1: enough to progress and successfully thrive. Um. She survived the
Speaker 1: Depression as a kid and grew and raised his mom.
Speaker 1: His mama. Favorite actor, Matthew McConaughey. I'm sure he's a
Speaker 1: fine actor. I just don't know you. You scoff. But
Speaker 1: the girl is from Texas, Okay, She's not gonna go
Speaker 1: for him. He's a singer songwriter. They have done well historically,
Speaker 1: they've done well on the show. I agree with you,
Speaker 1: but I don't think she's gonna go for that one.
Speaker 1: He has a dumb hair to Lucas is thirty. He
Speaker 1: looks like Colin Hanks. He's his occupation is wa boom.
Speaker 1: I looked it up. I looked it up. I just
Speaker 1: hit my nose on the mon What is though? It
Speaker 1: says this is what they're saying, this is the whole
Speaker 1: article about that. It's a lifestyle, it's an essence, it's
Speaker 1: who he is. It's a noun, it's a verb, it's
Speaker 1: an adverb. You can be wa boom, you can be
Speaker 1: wa boomed, and you can wa boom. You can call
Speaker 1: somebody a wa boom. He wants attention. He also has
Speaker 1: a professional widow's peak, which you can never trust. Also,
Speaker 1: I will go on record, this man is nowhere Colin Hanks.
Speaker 1: I would make out with this guy? I wouldn't? You
Speaker 1: would make out? You would you make out? Colin Hanks?
Speaker 1: I would? I love him. I think he's a dreamy,
Speaker 1: dreamy man, but I don't feel like he I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I want to get in the bone zone
Speaker 1: with Colin Hanks. Have you met he never met him.
Speaker 1: He's yeah, my friend did a play with him and
Speaker 1: wanted to make out. Yeah, he's really something. All right,
Speaker 1: He's not this guy. I'm giving this guy, and I
Speaker 1: do want I want to defend. I reserve my wee
Speaker 1: wa boom all season because this is gonna be all season.
Speaker 1: Though I want to keep bringing him back. I understand
Speaker 1: that to investigate waboom, we have met he say. He's
Speaker 1: thirty two. He's six ft three, he's handsome. He has
Speaker 1: a construction sales rep. He is He admires his parents
Speaker 1: for setting the bar when it comes to relationships. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give him a maybe. I'm putting him in my
Speaker 1: maybe where and he could be someone else for one day.
Speaker 1: He'd be Matt Lower so he could help people start
Speaker 1: their day off on the right foot. He seems like
Speaker 1: a genuine guy and a class act and someone who
Speaker 1: hits on those coworkers, um, but granted to achievement. To date,
Speaker 1: ten years he spent as a basketball coach, volunteering and
Speaker 1: working with inner city kids. I like that I'm putting
Speaker 1: art at art and is putting the math question mark, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I said. My name. I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: an Michael is a consultant. He's twenty six. Former bath
Speaker 1: professional basketball player Aaron Katie. Who is he? Not recognizable?
Speaker 1: He played in like Bulgaria. That's why I said not recognized.
Speaker 1: He has a scripture tattoo on his right arm. Let
Speaker 1: us love not in word or speech, but in truth
Speaker 1: and action. That's all right, It's not a bad one, um, Look,
Speaker 1: none of it. None of the scripture is bad, but
Speaker 1: you don't have to get it printed on your body
Speaker 1: ever any reason. I only want to get Bachelor quotes
Speaker 1: printed on my body. Well, like a Shetland pony will
Speaker 1: cut you right right around my ribs. Me too, you
Speaker 1: would never get that. To clarify, it's not like we're
Speaker 1: all fans of spider webs and sparrows and primitive So
Speaker 1: it's not we're not anti scripture because some people might
Speaker 1: take this the wrong way and be like, what the
Speaker 1: funk they don't want God, that's not the thing. It's
Speaker 1: the scripture on your rib cage. Yeah, exactly, that's exactly.
Speaker 1: Yea favorite time. The tattoo and the pretense of it.
Speaker 1: Then it is the content, really thing I don't want you.
Speaker 1: I don't want you a compent on my television show.
Speaker 1: You know well, but also you know what, though we
Speaker 1: had a we have a bigger problem with what do
Speaker 1: you have tattooed on the inside of his lip? That
Speaker 1: one that I have a bigger problem. Now, that's favorite
Speaker 1: television show. And why Martin, Because even though I've seen
Speaker 1: each episode more than a hundred times each it never
Speaker 1: gets old. Are we still on? Michael? Yeah? My Milton
Speaker 1: is cute. Who are you, Milton? You're cute. He's thirty one.
Speaker 1: He's a hotel recreation supervisor. So does that mean he's
Speaker 1: six ft five? Like you guys want to play basketball?
Speaker 1: He does have a tattoo on his bottom, bom bottom.
Speaker 1: What does it say? Um? You guys want to play basketball?
Speaker 1: And it just says welcome to the ramata um um.
Speaker 1: He loves salsa dancing, doesn't say his lip. He takes
Speaker 1: care of his lady first in bed. Yeah, um, what
Speaker 1: do you hope to get out of this? Where is
Speaker 1: that real answer discovered? Everyone tells me I'm made for
Speaker 1: TV and movies. Okay, okay, okay, okay. He's outs going
Speaker 1: to read this. Moheat, but she might not read it before,
Speaker 1: like before she meets them. Moheat is really cute. He's
Speaker 1: twenty six. He's a product manager. He's six ft tall.
Speaker 1: He wants to be have lunch with Elon Musk and
Speaker 1: uh where he live? Doesn't say a lot? Got nothing
Speaker 1: on Moheat. Sorry, I have no thoughts about Mohe. I
Speaker 1: have no thoughts. I feel like he looks like my neighbor.
Speaker 1: That's all I got, all right, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say about Moheat. He's not doing anything. Mohea are
Speaker 1: gonna love Moheat, and he's gonna be gone weeks three.
Speaker 1: I feel like he'll be around. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: when his face is. He's the guy that all the
Speaker 1: guys love, and then he gets kicked out and they
Speaker 1: all get sad. Yeah. I feel like he'll be around
Speaker 1: for like four more, like a few weeks, like six weeks.
Speaker 1: Peter's cute, like Peter Peters in my He's six foot three.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Peter. He's a business owner. He
Speaker 1: has a tattoo on his shoulder of his only not
Speaker 1: on his arm, of a cross on his ribs, of
Speaker 1: iron Man on his chest, of a butt on his shoulder.
Speaker 1: He has a family, not a family not on his arm.
Speaker 1: He has whatever family not it's the game show. Do
Speaker 1: you think you put family first? This family does not
Speaker 1: specific people, her own room, apartment, get untangled family, scotty
Speaker 1: potty not helping you move. You should know a people, Okay.
Speaker 1: He has a cross on his arm. He has an
Speaker 1: iron Man on his ribs and a book on his chest,
Speaker 1: iron Man Superheroes on his ribs, a buck on his chest.
Speaker 1: I'm so utterly confusing, and so is he about his
Speaker 1: person his business that he owns. By the way, it's
Speaker 1: a personal training business, is a part time model, but
Speaker 1: he is an I still think him. I still think
Speaker 1: he's in there. I still think he's in there. Peter
Speaker 1: the Show, Yeah, I really do you know? He's gonna
Speaker 1: lead with volunteer at the Make a Wish Foundation and
Speaker 1: then that'll buy him like two more weights and ready
Speaker 1: tell us a fun story about a one night stand. Ready,
Speaker 1: I woke up naked on the cold floor of a
Speaker 1: pitch black room I ben't have ducted. Then there was
Speaker 1: a knock and a woman's voice at the door. Are
Speaker 1: you okay, she asked? I asked her to open the door.
Speaker 1: It turns out it was a girl I had known
Speaker 1: for a while in the bar scene. I was on
Speaker 1: the floor of her bathroom where I passed out after
Speaker 1: going home with her. I was nineteen or twenty, Okay,
Speaker 1: haven't been on a cold floor to I was in
Speaker 1: Mexico walking around trying to get back to I was
Speaker 1: just trying to get my bike, alright, So I final, okay,
Speaker 1: we got two more guys more robbed with the dumb
Speaker 1: hair he could cute, though he could be cute law
Speaker 1: he's a law student. He's six ft two. No tattoos. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see. He's driven, he's empathetic and worldly. He would
Speaker 1: have one lunch with one person. It would be Buddha,
Speaker 1: so I could discuss his philosophies on detachment, suffering and divinity.
Speaker 1: Is that a person not walking around? Not like the
Speaker 1: Dali Lama or the Yeah, I was thinking like the
Speaker 1: Dali Lama. Hold on, you think she's really gonna go
Speaker 1: for a law student. Now she's a lawyer. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Liked like aspiring actor. I couldn't go out
Speaker 1: with an aspiring I could sign me up will it's
Speaker 1: twenty eight. He's a sales manager. He's six ft three.
Speaker 1: He has a bunch of tattoos on his back. He
Speaker 1: has a cross on his shoulder. He has an angel
Speaker 1: wing on his chest. He has a phrase and on
Speaker 1: his ribs. He has a battled cross. Hold on one wing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so not to so if he flies, he flies in circles.
Speaker 1: That's his angel wing tattoo. Game. I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: waiting for a belder rings. You can the other one.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right in Parliament. Look it's big Ben. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait sorry sorry? How old is he? What does he crosses?
Speaker 1: A sales manager? What do we have anything deeper in
Speaker 1: about it? Works as a sale manager at the Herman
Speaker 1: Miller Furniture Company. Well, I like that's in Miami, Florida,
Speaker 1: originally from white plains in New York, white planes, so
Speaker 1: we can get our discount. All right, So I need
Speaker 1: to look at may I look at the room. I
Speaker 1: wrote down some of your I wrote down some of
Speaker 1: your I am not. I am not know if I
Speaker 1: recall correctly. We were not wowed by Joejoe's batch right
Speaker 1: off the They style them weird. All right, let's pause
Speaker 1: it for one second. Baty, Okay, we're gonna go through
Speaker 1: and we're gonna each reveal. Here we go. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna start. Anna, do you want to go first? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. We're logging in our three in order
Speaker 1: one to three and top create top Cray. We'll start
Speaker 1: with your top three and then you final roses going
Speaker 1: to Eric, Yes, and then I think Alex and then
Speaker 1: Brian and then top craz is Fred Okay, great, I
Speaker 1: love it. Okay, great, Katie my number one is Eric okay? Also, uh,
Speaker 1: and then I think Josiah, and then Blake kay and
Speaker 1: Cray is Jonathan Monster okay, okay, Ralph our man, our
Speaker 1: man friends? Right, help me out. Who had the tattoo,
Speaker 1: the righteous tattoo on his lip, the one with that
Speaker 1: with the he was on with this twetter, this sweater.
Speaker 1: Dean Oh, okay? Then Dean is my top Cray tattoo
Speaker 1: on the inside of his mouth. Yeah, that's already craz Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, you know what, You're absolutely right. Here's my
Speaker 1: top three de Mario number one, then Attorney jack Stone yeah,
Speaker 1: and then well I only refer to as Attorney Jackstone
Speaker 1: for them, and then Fred three is Anna's Craig Crai okay, okay, okay, Aaron,
Speaker 1: who do you got? Okay? The number one guy that's
Speaker 1: taken Rachel's heart is Jack Stone of Stone Stone Stone
Speaker 1: and Stone. Number two looking at um Jack from behind
Speaker 1: is Eric. Eric is number two, and Blake k is
Speaker 1: number three. Um Diggy winds up in the pool episode one, Yes,
Speaker 1: Lucas and the wall boom gets further than we think,
Speaker 1: And Mario is my number one Craig crack okay, okay?
Speaker 1: Is his name. Okay, padget, let's hear this. I have
Speaker 1: number one, Eric to blake Ka, number three, Peter. I
Speaker 1: still believe in Peter, Peter. I don't even know. I
Speaker 1: need to see de Mario. You think Demario, Okay, Peter's hot,
Speaker 1: Peter is hot. I think Peter is still. I think
Speaker 1: you might get somewhere. But this was again I changed
Speaker 1: my order, but these were the home all right, I'm
Speaker 1: changing just a photo reaction. I'm changing mine. I'm changing mine.
Speaker 1: You're gonna mess up my chart. I'm going number one
Speaker 1: Alex with the eyebrows, Alex, number one, number two, Demario,
Speaker 1: number three. I had Anthony, but I'm switching it to
Speaker 1: Peter and number one Cray. I'm gonna go with Ralph go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go with the lift the lip tattoo, Dean.
Speaker 1: I was gonna do what Boom, but I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go crazy right there, right, that's crazy. What
Speaker 1: Boom is gonna be like a little bit of a
Speaker 1: karin Ish where he stays or that spiritual dude. A
Speaker 1: couple of years ago we had long hair. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: booms sticking around. Oh yeah, the crazy the guy who
Speaker 1: was a spiritual that he remembered. He goes, like, this
Speaker 1: my favorite line ever. He goes, I gave up so
Speaker 1: much to be here. I left my birds, I left
Speaker 1: my I left my plants. Like yeah, okay, so you
Speaker 1: guys listen June four we are having our first ever
Speaker 1: live we're breaking down an episode and we want somebody
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Speaker 1: to film yourself, just one or two things, but we
Speaker 1: would love to see that. The Zany's rosemant when in
Speaker 1: Stay June fourteen, Ralph Ladies, I have high hopes for
Speaker 1: this season because I thought the last season really stopped.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that Nick. It was so boring. It
Speaker 1: wasn't great, but I don't think it was too bad.
Speaker 1: We got Karna out of it. Come on, we did
Speaker 1: get started strong than petered out. Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he didn't feel invested in it. I'm excited as
Speaker 1: Rachel if I think elegant, smart, I see, that's my
Speaker 1: fear that she is very normal and nice. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be interesting though, because I think
Speaker 1: she does not suffer fools. And I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people, like especially people in this lineup who were
Speaker 1: saying I belong on TV, they are fools, and she's
Speaker 1: gonna call them out. I think it could be fiery.
Speaker 1: I think it could be really interesting because she's busting
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