1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: It's another Jubal Phone Pranks mornings on the twenties. 2 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 2: Hello, if he laughs at me one more time, I'm 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 2: punching him right in the face. 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: I'm sorry what I said. 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 2: If he laughs at me one more time, it's coming 6 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:23,759 Speaker 2: to fisticuffs. 7 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: What. 8 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 2: I haven't raised a fist to anything or anybody since 9 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 2: the war, but I'll do it. 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: Hello. What are you talking about? Is this Kara? Yeah? Hello? Hello? Hello? 11 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: Who is this? 12 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 2: This is Frank. I was looking for Cara. It lives 13 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 2: on four Too one Street. 14 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. 15 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I got your number from one of our neighbors. 16 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 2: I live a few houses down from you. My name 17 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 2: is Frank. 18 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: Okay, Frank, are you okay? 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,279 Speaker 2: And he needs to knock it off. 20 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm very confused, Frank. What are you talking 21 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: about now? 22 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 2: I was just doing my morning walk the last four mornings, 23 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 2: and every single time I walked by your. 24 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: House okay, okay, Hello, Yes. 25 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 2: Take up, I can't hear very well. 26 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 1: Okay. I'm trying to figure out what's going on. 27 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,839 Speaker 2: Every time I walk by your house, it's laughing at 28 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 2: me with its stupid grin, and it's just laughing at me. 29 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 2: And yesterday I almost approached him and punched him right 30 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 2: in his stupid face. 31 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 1: Are you talking about my Halloween decorations? 32 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 2: And the yeah you're pumpkin that's outside with a grin 33 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 2: on his face that just laughs and mocks me as 34 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 2: I walk by in the morning on my morning walks. 35 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,799 Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, No, I'm not gonna knock it off. It's 36 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: a Halloween decoration. I'm sure you've seen plenty of them 37 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: in your lifetime, so no, I'm not gonna knock it off. 38 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 2: Another thing is, I was on my morning walk while 39 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 2: that jack O lantern you have outside your house was 40 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 2: just cackling away at me, and I ran into some cobwebs. 41 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 2: You got cobwebs all over the place out there, clean 42 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 2: it up. 43 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've noticed. It's October and most 44 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: of the neighborhood is decorated for Halloween. So I don't 45 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 1: know if you need to go a different route. But 46 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: this is my house and we've decorated for Halloween, So 47 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: I'm not sure what to tell you about that. 48 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 2: That is the path that I take every morning for 49 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 2: the past thirty years, and now I'm getting laughed at. 50 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 2: I'm running into cobwebs, and my wife wants to leave 51 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 2: me all because of what you got on your lawn. 52 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: Knock it all. It sounds like your wife probably wants 53 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: to leave you for other reasons, and part of them 54 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: might be that you can't handle Halloween decorations. So that 55 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: sounds like a personal problem. 56 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 2: My wife wants to leave me because I won't stop 57 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,359 Speaker 2: gawking out the window. 58 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like a personal problem. You maybe should 59 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 1: work on that. That has nothing to do with mine. 60 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 2: I wasn't. I wasn't gawking out the window with binoculars 61 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,639 Speaker 2: until you had that sexy vampire out there, and now 62 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 2: I can't stop looking at it. It's making me feel 63 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 2: ways I haven't felt in fifty years. 64 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: So your wife wants to leave you because you are 65 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: fantasizing about sexy vampires. I don't blame her. I'm sorry 66 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: you haven't seen a sexy woman in decades. 67 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 2: But it wouldn't have happened if you didn't put a 68 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 2: sexy vampire right and smack dab in your lawn. Wouldn't 69 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 2: have had to buy binoculars. So I can sit there 70 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 2: all night and stare at it, and the im. 71 00:03:55,160 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 3: How ridiculous you sound? Eh, you bought binoculars to look 72 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 3: at my sexy vampire like Frank, you maybe should find 73 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 3: other hobbies. 74 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, and my wife is not happy about it because 75 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 2: I haven't felt that way about her in at least 76 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 2: twenty years, and now she's jealous of the vampire. 77 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: You need to get a life. This is unbelievable that 78 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: you're calling me over my Halloween Decorry. 79 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 2: You don't take the decorations down. I'm coming over there 80 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,359 Speaker 2: in an hour. I'm punching the jack O lantern in 81 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 2: the face and I'm making sweet whoopee with the sexy vampire. 82 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,359 Speaker 1: Frank, you so absolutely deranged right now, and if you 83 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: come to my house, I am one thousand percent calling 84 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:36,799 Speaker 1: the police. 85 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 2: Hey Kara, this is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show 86 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 2: doing a phone prank on you. Your husband set you up. 87 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: It's a joke. Oh my god, I cannot believe that 88 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: I thought that that was real. I wake up every 89 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: morning with Jubal phone pranks.