1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode about me this, I'm your host. 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:12,800 Speaker 1: Kevin followed Yesta Vin, I don't know, mal, Hey do 3 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: me a solim go ask your month grand buddy. But 4 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet to rock him as show we 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:24,280 Speaker 1: no particular order. Let's quickly check in with Craig. What 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: time of day is your current fix? Mm? Hmm huh, 7 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: I mean for twenty is solid bro fortune Solid Hitler's birthday? 8 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,560 Speaker 1: Why did it go that way? Well, the room changed 9 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: real quick. Look out, it's James Heeney, Jim, Jim the gentile. 10 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: What was the oddest thing about the last wedding you attended? Oh, 11 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: I don't wanna, it's it was odd You do want to? 12 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: You do? Okay? I was the MC and the efficiant 13 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:08,759 Speaker 1: UM and uh they did. It was outdoors, but there 14 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: was efficient, the efficient efficient, and I was the official efficient. 15 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: I was the ordained from the Universal Life Church. And 16 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: actually I'm available for any marriages that want to be 17 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: uh taking place. That said, it was an outdoor wedding 18 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: at a venue that has lots of indoor events, but 19 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 1: they didn't have an outlet outside. So five minutes before 20 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: we're supposed to be going we're finding there's no way 21 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: to get power to all the speakers and stuff. I'm 22 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: not that guy. I'm the guy that's just supposed to 23 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: be doing the wedding. So then they get an extension 24 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: coordinate's comically like four ft too short to get to it. 25 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: So it was it was insane, but once the wedding began, 26 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: it was wonderful. You know, when I wrote this question 27 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: for you, I felt pretty confident. I mean, I would 28 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: love to do a solid hour talking about this wedding. 29 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: I might get in trouble from the people that I 30 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: was the official efficiant efficiently, but I I it's a 31 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: long story. Well, let me just say the first three 32 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,919 Speaker 1: I've already been work shopped in their fantastic Please welcome 33 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: back Gary, Anthony Will Young. Oh guys, I don't know 34 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: if I don't know if we're gonna show them how 35 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 1: we're making the sausages here. But on that little sixteen 36 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: minute break that you just gave us, holy crap o, 37 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: good news. Yeah yeah, figure out the window and I 38 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: ate some uh yogurt. I'd say that in air quotes 39 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: because it's not it's not dairy and it's made with 40 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 1: peely nut. Uh yeah, so I got a mouthful appeally nut. 41 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: Let's let's keep going on that. Uh, favorite childhood game 42 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: is your question today? Gary? Favorite child Oh my gosh. 43 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:01,520 Speaker 1: Either I'll tell you what it was. It's a black 44 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,359 Speaker 1: game called Sweet Lemonade. And when you say black game, 45 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:15,679 Speaker 1: you mean do you know it? No? There you go, yeah, 46 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: sweet sweet lemonade, Sweet Lemonade. Okay, and what are the instructions? 47 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: Here's the little tune that goes with sweet Lemonade at 48 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: the begin Bam, bam bam. Here we come, blowing our 49 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: horns and beating our drums. Not not not. Who's there, 50 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: Sweet Lemonade? Where are you from a pretty good town? 51 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: What's your trade? Sweet Lemonade? Now, get to work it. 52 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: You approach each other as teams. You have to do 53 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: some type of mind job, like somebody tells you what 54 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: it is. When they figure it out, then they get 55 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: to chase you back over the line until you get 56 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: back to your home base. Damn Sweet Lemonade. Yeah that's fantastic. 57 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna start teaching white kids all over America how 58 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: to play Sweet Lemonade. And can you do a trust 59 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: to Santa? I could? I could thank you? Yes? And last, 60 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: but I'll take most of your intestines. If you think 61 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: at least it's Joey Greer Penis whisperer, how many more 62 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 1: must suffer? Well, if you're gonna be taking the majority 63 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: of people's intestines, it's like miles of meat that you're 64 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: gonna rip out. So I think a lot. I think 65 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: a lot of people are gonna suffer because you you 66 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: can survive with just a couple of feet. Honestly, you 67 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: don't need like the you know, sixteen miles or whatever 68 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: the hell's instided. But it's uh, a lot a lot 69 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: of people. And I just want to say, you're cold 70 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: storage technique for sett intestines that you've removed. I love it. 71 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: I think it's advanced technology. I really do. I think 72 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: it's some high level ship. Uh. And I hope it's patented, 73 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:56,919 Speaker 1: because if not, shark tank here, I come, shark tank 74 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,200 Speaker 1: there he went. Let's do a damn show of our 75 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: scene suggestions gather from your listener emails or from our 76 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 1: patron v I P. S Head on the patron dot 77 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: com slash alchemy or set us uh scene suggestion via email. Yep, 78 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: we got that to alchemy to seemail and gmail dot com. 79 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 1: I'm not seene. One comes from patron v IP supporter Andrew, 80 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 1: who wrote another idea. I just had what if once 81 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 1: a year, for one day only, like the Purge, everybody 82 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: had an ability to hear other people's thoughts. Thanks for 83 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 1: the laughs. Let the chaos begin, Andrew, h were you 84 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 1: talking to me? Sorry? Is it? Are you doing? None 85 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 1: of you guys just say anything to me because I 86 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: just heard No. No, I was just no. I didn't 87 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: say anything. I was just waiting on the way due 88 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: to bring me my fish sandwich. Sir? What what? What 89 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 1: kind of fish sandwich did you get? Whiting? Whiting fish? 90 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: M hmm. Good luck that. Thank you and you too. 91 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: I asked you well. I asked you the question because 92 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: I was interested, not because I was being a nosy fuck. 93 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:14,599 Speaker 1: Thank you very much. No, if you feel any animosity 94 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,160 Speaker 1: towards me, I can promise you that's only coming from yourself. 95 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:22,599 Speaker 1: I'm absolutely happy with what's happened here to coming from myself. UM, 96 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: excuse me, I'm your waiter. I just want to make 97 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,039 Speaker 1: sure that everybody here is aware in case this is 98 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 1: your first time here. Uh. We are on a vortex 99 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 1: and one day a year. You're able to hear each 100 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: other's thoughts in this restaurant. So's your name? Listen close 101 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 1: when I say it with my brain? Jonathan Jonathan j J. 102 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: I heard it. I actually heard it. It was said 103 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: with a weird, sort of prerecorded tone. Though, right, yeah, 104 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: that's that's the sound of my voice in my head. 105 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: That what I sound like? A problem? Is that a problem? 106 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 1: My voice sounds like that? No? So what is my sound? Voice? Voice? 107 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: This is crazy. I just wanted whiting What does my 108 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 1: voice sound? Give it a try. That's a good idea 109 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: from Jonathan's thoughts. Oh my god, I'm feeling so self 110 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 1: conscious right now. So what did I sound like? What 111 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 1: did I sound like? You sounded like a girly white guy? 112 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: Are you joking right now? No? I wish I was. 113 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 1: It was kind of disturbing a curly white guy. That's 114 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 1: just one of my I've always wanted to sound like you. 115 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 1: Literally just made my dreams come true here. Okay, y well, 116 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 1: excuse me a wait, waiter, I will take two Whiting 117 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: fish sandwiches, please, says they to celebrate Jesus Christ. Holy 118 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 1: sh it, I'm sorry, I've got it. Okus Okay, that's 119 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: a lot of food, but O could I can take 120 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:12,960 Speaker 1: half of it at home? You better fucking tip for both? Oops? Oops, 121 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 1: you know what I should go now? Oh wait, yeah, 122 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 1: that's right. I don't have enough money for a tip. 123 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 1: I brought cash exactly. I hope no one notices that 124 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 1: I took a ship that washed my heads. Hey, pal, God, sorry, um, 125 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 1: your name is Jonathan too. Why can't we hear this 126 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 1: guy's thoughts? I don't know. It's I thought we were 127 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,320 Speaker 1: in the vortex. We're all in the same vortex, right, 128 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: we are in the same vortex. He's not thinking hard enough. 129 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: You've got to focus your thoughts. Well, that's fine, because 130 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: I don't have a problem speaking to him like old 131 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:55,319 Speaker 1: timey days. Sir. Excuse me, Jonathan, I believe you must 132 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 1: wash your hands after going to the restroom. Oh, I'm 133 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: so sorry. You've invaded privacy by listening to thoughts I 134 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: wasn't trying to give you. Goddamn. Now, you don't have 135 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,440 Speaker 1: to jump you in the parking lot. Hey, I'll see 136 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:14,959 Speaker 1: you outside. O. Um, so wait a minute. We can 137 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 1: only hear thoughts that the other person is intentionally sending. 138 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 1: What is even the point of this day. So then 139 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: he he expected us to hear that he didn't that 140 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: he took a poop and didn't wash his hands. He 141 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 1: didn't wanted us to know that. Listen, that was going on. 142 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,679 Speaker 1: How many fishes I make it back here? Were you're 143 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:36,079 Speaker 1: gonna take these out or not? Then? All right, I 144 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 1: gotta I gotta god dam white fish out here. They're 145 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 1: just going to just going bad. Johnathan, just quite Okay, 146 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 1: I apologize, but I can't bring these fishes out. I've 147 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: had a little bit of a cross firing of synapses 148 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: in the brain. Okay, fire you you're singing that goddamn 149 00:09:52,559 --> 00:10:00,600 Speaker 1: theme song. Singing that goddamn theme song. I just want 150 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,959 Speaker 1: to say something. I think that everybody has like an 151 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: internal person and an external person, and your ego and 152 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 1: it are so in tune. Were trying to say I'm 153 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 1: some kind of demigod or something. But you don't need 154 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 1: to repeat what you say out loud with your head. 155 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 1: Does that make sense? I didn't do what I gotta do. 156 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 1: You understand what, babe, Since you came back from that 157 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 1: damn restaurant, all you've done is talk about these new 158 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:42,440 Speaker 1: friends you have, internal and external. Did you bring me 159 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,959 Speaker 1: back the fries or not? What do you think? I 160 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:56,560 Speaker 1: gotta realize that you're not in the Vortex restaurant right now, 161 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 1: so I only hear the regular you. I see you. 162 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: Way thing for me to respond to the dumb you 163 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:07,439 Speaker 1: in your head. I'm not doing it. Oh the dumby 164 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 1: say something to you again, I don't know. I don't 165 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:24,040 Speaker 1: hear it. I'm not at the restaurant at dumb you 166 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:28,600 Speaker 1: don't even know what's going on. Here's dumb for you. 167 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 1: I'm leaving. You're leading, I'm leaving. Did I say leading? 168 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 1: I was trying to say I'm leaving. I was trying 169 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:42,720 Speaker 1: to stay him leaving. You can't leave. You're treating me 170 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,719 Speaker 1: very differently since you went to the Vortex. You know what. 171 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:55,040 Speaker 1: Get out of here then, Okay, okay, I don't give 172 00:11:55,080 --> 00:12:01,840 Speaker 1: a shit about you. Okay, I'm going. I leaving, good, 173 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 1: good by, good good Huh. Let me just cook. I 174 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 1: gotta cook, got a cook cook. I got the picture here, 175 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 1: we got a little bit of I brought you your 176 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 1: white fish sandwich. I'm sorry, my I'm getting kind of 177 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,240 Speaker 1: a migraine here to ask you a question. And this 178 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,720 Speaker 1: is all on me. I ordered the Whiting is Whiting 179 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 1: and whitefish the exact same thing. I literally don't know. 180 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:44,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, I'm trying to focus my brain. UM, 181 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the same or not. I 182 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:52,800 Speaker 1: take both from alpha or Hamster had sex. Would that 183 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:57,320 Speaker 1: make a handler or a jamster? You don't have to 184 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,600 Speaker 1: answer that. It doesn't look good. This is not what 185 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 1: I imagined. I ordered. I don't want to eat this. 186 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,240 Speaker 1: Why don't I bring you back something safer than whatever 187 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: this kind of fishes? Okay, I just I just want 188 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 1: you to know that if you come tomorrow you are 189 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 1: going to have a whole different experience the vortex. On 190 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,520 Speaker 1: other days, just re energize as you, makes you feel youthful, 191 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: connects you. Today's kind of actually a rough day for this. 192 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,560 Speaker 1: It's very rough for me. I literally came the Whiting, 193 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 1: whing wing Whiting. So this is your first time to Sedona. 194 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:36,320 Speaker 1: It's your first time, your first time? Can you hear me? Sorry? 195 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 1: I was thinking thoughts? Uh, it is my first time. 196 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 1: Thank you? Well? We love thinking thoughts here. There's a 197 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,679 Speaker 1: lot of great spot. Are you big into meditation? Can 198 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,079 Speaker 1: I ask? Who are you big in the meditation? Wow? 199 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: So it just gets louder. Yes, that's why I'm here. 200 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 1: I was hopinga is a hot bed for that. A 201 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,080 Speaker 1: lot of people don't want a hot bed, like to 202 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,599 Speaker 1: be cool when they sleep. Okay, so it's we and 203 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:02,439 Speaker 1: a lot of people. These are generalizations that I wasn't 204 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 1: used to. No, no general's here, isn't the army. So 205 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,040 Speaker 1: we just want you to feel at home, very comfortable 206 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,439 Speaker 1: and relax. Shot this guy in the face. What did 207 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 1: you just say to me? I was thinking about and 208 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,080 Speaker 1: then you said that out loud. I heard what you 209 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,200 Speaker 1: said out loud. I wonder what it would be like 210 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 1: if I shot this guy in the face. But I 211 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 1: meant from my penis. Oh, so your little Pepe's got 212 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,320 Speaker 1: arms hold maybe a clock nine millie. Well, let me 213 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:39,840 Speaker 1: tell you something, sir. My pepe also has arms. Disarm 214 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: your glock, Jacolyte, my name is Jack Olydias. May they 215 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 1: could I get the citizens of the Sedona Society to 216 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,920 Speaker 1: come to order police tomorrow morning at am. We're gonna 217 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 1: have an old fashioned Dick do a lot in this street. Now. 218 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:05,480 Speaker 1: I don't want anybody bringing the children around unless children 219 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,960 Speaker 1: have seen pictures of Dick's dueling before. So if you 220 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: want to bring your child tonight, I would think that 221 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,080 Speaker 1: you should go to some of our books. There's several 222 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 1: of them on the wall. Go to page fifty eight, 223 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,640 Speaker 1: fifty nine, and sixty on those books, and they will 224 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 1: see what dick duels look like, so that they're not 225 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 1: shocked when they show up tomorrow. There any questions from society, 226 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: very good, if yes, go ahead. I have a question. 227 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: I I've only been in Sedona for a short while 228 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 1: and I haven't seen a Dick duel before. Um, and 229 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,320 Speaker 1: this is gonna sound I don't want go ahead. How 230 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,720 Speaker 1: does it exactly work? There's two men approach each other 231 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,880 Speaker 1: dicks out, of course, as they say, there's just say 232 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 1: that if the mall is out, the balls right, two 233 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,680 Speaker 1: men approach you. Do you mind if we pant the 234 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 1: lime through it together? So I can really under dance, 235 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,240 Speaker 1: because I don't even think I'm gonna bring my kids 236 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,560 Speaker 1: period dick out. That's a duel. Yeah, it's right. Once 237 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,200 Speaker 1: and Dick comes out, then somebody else was gonna challenge 238 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: that dick. Now we could pan themiment or we can 239 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 1: just do a little preemptive preliminary dick doole so that 240 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,760 Speaker 1: you can get an idea of what you're going to 241 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:22,920 Speaker 1: be seeing tomorrow. Okay, I'd like that, all right, and belave. 242 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,520 Speaker 1: But you'll know when there's a dicktool because you'll hear 243 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 1: from me. Okay, yeah, let's just go ahead and demonstrate 244 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: just with a short dick. Dool No, that's a tuttoo. 245 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: That's a tattoo shire if it's a ticktoo? No, I no, God, 246 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 1: damn another shut up. They're doing a damn demonstration. There 247 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 1: we go, just too good on the kind of three. 248 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 1: We turn around dick's uh, okay, walk towards each other, 249 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:54,760 Speaker 1: and then we let our dicks do the talking. All right, Well, 250 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,600 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I understand it was a demonstration and 251 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,680 Speaker 1: maybe there was a misfire. I don't know what happened, 252 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:04,480 Speaker 1: but uh, this is a clean shot through your pps heart. 253 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,840 Speaker 1: Realize that I don't think. I'm sorry. I don't know. No, no, no, 254 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,720 Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. I should not have been. I should 255 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,000 Speaker 1: not have been trying to show this newcomer what it's like, 256 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 1: and I should have let him experience it in real life. 257 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 1: It's all right, Mayor, it's all right. I mean, these 258 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 1: things happen when you play with dick. Someone's gonna get 259 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,719 Speaker 1: shot in the dick and then, believe it or not, 260 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:29,760 Speaker 1: that is seen. What gave newcomer a whole new media 261 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 1: seem to come from listener Jane, who wrote, Hello, I 262 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:45,679 Speaker 1: own a Hamburger restaurant. My scene suggestion the Beatles, the diagnosticians. 263 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:51,480 Speaker 1: Thanks so much, James. Yeah, what kind of h kind 264 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:57,760 Speaker 1: of meat is in these burgers? Well there's turkey and 265 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:03,960 Speaker 1: uh there's uh uh soy burger. And then what do 266 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,560 Speaker 1: you give me one of those patties? Do you give 267 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 1: one of those patties? Which one, sir? Give me them? All? 268 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,000 Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna run some tests. I'm not you 269 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,840 Speaker 1: want to run tests of our birth? Yeah? I do. Okay, 270 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 1: so you'd like one of each? Yes? Please? All right? 271 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:25,480 Speaker 1: It sixty one you take cash, card, check, whatever you got, 272 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,680 Speaker 1: We do the you can hold up your phone if 273 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 1: you got that tappened thing. Okay, Well I don't have 274 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,800 Speaker 1: any any of those, and let me let me go. Fine, 275 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:36,600 Speaker 1: I gotta go sixty What would sixty buddy? Let me uh, 276 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:41,760 Speaker 1: you need a sixty one dollars plus and fifty cents. 277 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:46,520 Speaker 1: Here you go if you want to toss in the tip, alright, 278 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 1: the sixty one whatever plus and then a little tip 279 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,280 Speaker 1: for you. How about tip make you feel happy today? 280 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,399 Speaker 1: I mean it does make the day better. Sure, there 281 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:59,200 Speaker 1: you go. It's approximately eighteen dollars there for you. Pa. Wow, 282 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:05,600 Speaker 1: that's incredible. Okay, I'll uh you. Your Levin Burgers will 283 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,920 Speaker 1: be up shortly there. Name for the order please? Yeah? 284 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:14,359 Speaker 1: Why don't you put it under blank? M hmm okay, 285 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,359 Speaker 1: So legally I need a name first or last, maybe 286 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,200 Speaker 1: even middle. You need a name? Is that what you need? 287 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,639 Speaker 1: You need a name? He needs Let me give you 288 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,160 Speaker 1: a name. Charles Charles c h A R R E 289 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:36,760 Speaker 1: L S. Charoles, Charles Charles. Thank you? Okay? Do you 290 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,359 Speaker 1: want to really put that on the order? Don't you 291 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,240 Speaker 1: put it out for Charles? I gotta call out the 292 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,080 Speaker 1: order when it's ready, and I don't. I'm not, oh, 293 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: gonta talk to you. I just really appreciate you letting 294 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,399 Speaker 1: me those bones, you know, no, not a problem. And 295 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,760 Speaker 1: the name as well. I suppose you appreciate that, right 296 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,760 Speaker 1: of course. Of course. Yeah. I'm not really good on 297 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,640 Speaker 1: the flying. I'm not good with money either, but I'm 298 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,919 Speaker 1: really good at figuring out what's int and stuff. You 299 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:08,199 Speaker 1: mean you're you're a diagnostician? What are you? What are you? That? 300 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 1: Is it a diagnosias? Yes, so if I can repay 301 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,200 Speaker 1: the favorite anyway, but just trying to figure out what's 302 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,919 Speaker 1: inside anything you got. Normally, I don't like people to 303 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 1: repay the favor. I'd like to have people feel like 304 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,160 Speaker 1: they owe me in life. But you know what, there's 305 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:29,000 Speaker 1: an old chest in my grandmother's basement. She gave me 306 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,960 Speaker 1: the key years ago, but I hadn't had the heart 307 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Speaker 1: to open it up. You could come by tonight maybe say, 308 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:41,879 Speaker 1: I don't know, give me a nighttime hour. Um, sure, 309 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:47,320 Speaker 1: bro alright, so we got the burgers made, but I 310 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,840 Speaker 1: want you to put this eleventh burger is a new 311 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 1: sustainable patty or right, So don't tell him? And let's sustainable? 312 00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 1: How how is it? Well, you know how ard it 313 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:04,600 Speaker 1: is on the environment to use beef and even soy 314 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,919 Speaker 1: as a produce. Can it's it dreams the This is 315 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 1: a lot of people around the world. It's a lot 316 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,479 Speaker 1: of people in the world eat insects. Okay, so just 317 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,960 Speaker 1: don't worry if it's just a cricket burger, because I've 318 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 1: had it. I'll tell you what it's not crickets unless 319 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,760 Speaker 1: crickets are a beatle, And I don't know. I'm not 320 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:29,240 Speaker 1: an insect bologist. Insectologists, that's right, that's exactly what it is. 321 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:34,679 Speaker 1: But from my understanding, these are beetle burgers. Okay, all right, 322 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:40,600 Speaker 1: thank you man? Right? Order? I'm so sorry. Could you 323 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,919 Speaker 1: come back over here? Could you come back here? I 324 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: need you to announce the name. No, no, my employee, 325 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,639 Speaker 1: come back over. You got to announce the name of 326 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,439 Speaker 1: the r sir. Sorry, your order is just about up. 327 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:55,920 Speaker 1: It was eleven burgers, so just in another minute. What's up? Uh? 328 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 1: That eleventh burger? I gave you that the special one, 329 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,960 Speaker 1: and I that's the beetle burger. Yeah, I needs you 330 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:07,080 Speaker 1: to yell the name of the personnel. Right, that's that's it. 331 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,560 Speaker 1: That's what I was about to do. Okay, I I 332 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,160 Speaker 1: thought you were saying the worder up? Oh my bad? 333 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,000 Speaker 1: What are you doing with all those scheven cocks? What 334 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,160 Speaker 1: I was like, give me those. I got a buddy, 335 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,399 Speaker 1: who's making burgers out of that? Well? There was a 336 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:26,040 Speaker 1: whole bunch of dick duels, and uh, I was just 337 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,240 Speaker 1: you know, I had to turn them into the sheriff. Hey, 338 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,600 Speaker 1: why don't you doing that? What do you think I'm 339 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,840 Speaker 1: going down to sedon? You don't think I know? It 340 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,240 Speaker 1: goes on it? Come on, I got a buddy, because 341 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,280 Speaker 1: you made burgers out of that, like burgers out of 342 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:43,879 Speaker 1: all these. Yeah, it's sustainable. How is it sustainable? It 343 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 1: just is. It's part of the circle of life. Go out. 344 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,080 Speaker 1: How many seven cocks does it take to make one penny? 345 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:58,040 Speaker 1: Twelve twelve? Yep, it's gotta be easier to continue using 346 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,600 Speaker 1: cow meat. Think of it like own mirror, you know. 347 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,200 Speaker 1: I mean, there's not that much, you know what I mean, 348 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,399 Speaker 1: Like it looks like there's gonna be a lot in 349 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,800 Speaker 1: the bone, but it's not that much. All right, now listen, 350 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,639 Speaker 1: I'll do you. Do me a favor. I'll do you 351 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,280 Speaker 1: a favor. All right. Well, look it's it's four thirty, 352 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 1: it's sundown. No no knows what's going on. Look, you 353 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:20,159 Speaker 1: just hit me that styre phone box and I give you. 354 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 1: Let me see here. What do I get on me? Uh? 355 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,879 Speaker 1: Look this this? Look at this mine? Yo, yo? What 356 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,080 Speaker 1: does the new tricks at all? Uh? Yeah? It does? 357 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:36,560 Speaker 1: Cradle the baby? Look at that? Hello? Walk the dog? 358 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:41,120 Speaker 1: Do you want to walk the dog? Okay, there you go. Wow, 359 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,680 Speaker 1: the hell is this four thirty one? Now the guy 360 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:51,040 Speaker 1: didn't show the hell with him? I'll leave. It's back 361 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:57,719 Speaker 1: up the stairs at the front door, getting in my car. Now, Hello, 362 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,760 Speaker 1: But the hell you were supposed to be here at 363 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:06,560 Speaker 1: nighttime for thirty? Is it not night? Not for thirty anymore? 364 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,520 Speaker 1: Smarty char Rose? Right, I gave you the name myself. 365 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,879 Speaker 1: Man Son, I'm here, I'm here for the I was 366 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,360 Speaker 1: in the trunk of your car the whole time. Where 367 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,800 Speaker 1: were you, son of a guy? I was done in 368 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,280 Speaker 1: the basement about to hope you that came down to 369 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,440 Speaker 1: check out my grandma's trunk. Let's just get back down 370 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,720 Speaker 1: there and stop your grandmother's I remeb mistake. I thought 371 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,960 Speaker 1: it was yours. No, no, wait, hold on, you were 372 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,680 Speaker 1: in You were in my grandmother's trunk the whole time. 373 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,320 Speaker 1: I was in your car's trunk the whole time. No, no, 374 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 1: I need you to go to the basement of my 375 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:41,040 Speaker 1: God damn it. My mother warned me when I was 376 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: a baby, if I didn't speak clearer, that people wouldn't understand. 377 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,719 Speaker 1: I need you to come with me to my grandmother's trunk, 378 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 1: find out what's in it for me. You said you're 379 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,479 Speaker 1: good at finding out what's in things. Right, Well, that's right, 380 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:57,639 Speaker 1: I'm I know you're dying desision. Let's just let's do 381 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,320 Speaker 1: this again. Let's do this tomorrow at fourth. You'd be 382 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,879 Speaker 1: in tomorrow at right in the night. You got it. 383 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,320 Speaker 1: I'll set my alarm right now. Good? Remember, yeah, you 384 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:13,960 Speaker 1: owe me? Right? I owe you? No excuse me? Or 385 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:19,160 Speaker 1: are you a diagnostician? I am? Yeah. I think somebody 386 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,719 Speaker 1: sold me a broken yo yo. Let me see. Well, well, 387 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 1: when they were doing it, they were doing all kinds 388 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 1: of tricks, but what I use it to do? Yo 389 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,679 Speaker 1: yo just sits there? Can you diagnose what's wrong with 390 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:35,960 Speaker 1: the yo yo? Let me see right here? Oh my god, 391 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:40,720 Speaker 1: this isn't good. Oh no, it seems like your yo 392 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:46,440 Speaker 1: yo has a lymph note issue? What the lymph notes 393 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 1: on your under yo yo? Inflame? I don't Oh no, 394 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 1: it's not good. Is it Hodgkins or not Hodgkins? I 395 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,040 Speaker 1: can't tell just from looking at it right now, but 396 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 1: i'd have to say a hundred percent Hodgkins. Oh no, 397 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,400 Speaker 1: I gave up a styrofound box full of severed cocks 398 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: for this yo yo. Severed cocks? You can make a 399 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:11,240 Speaker 1: good burger with those. Well that's what the guy said. Well, uh, 400 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: I wish I could do more for you, but I 401 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:17,880 Speaker 1: don't have any money they give you. Oh no, well 402 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,359 Speaker 1: I think this is where our past cross. What I 403 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:26,480 Speaker 1: owe your friend? What do you want me? What do 404 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:32,800 Speaker 1: you owe me? That's what I asked. Alright, So the 405 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,600 Speaker 1: beetle burgers were doing pretty good, but we really want 406 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,400 Speaker 1: to save the environment. So uh and I think it's 407 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,560 Speaker 1: got a bad like kind of connotation to it. But 408 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna be making cock burgers. I'd like you to 409 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,320 Speaker 1: call them. Uh oh, and I think it's both telling 410 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,800 Speaker 1: the truth and kind of fibbing. But weener burgers and 411 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,760 Speaker 1: people think it's like hot dog burgers. How do you 412 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,200 Speaker 1: think it would be a bad connotation? I call them 413 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,960 Speaker 1: what they are. I think it's kind of like feel 414 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,560 Speaker 1: it sounds okay if you know what the baby it's 415 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,959 Speaker 1: nothing like you know, it's a lot, but because like 416 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 1: it tastes good, these cock burgers. Bet everybody, I'm sorry 417 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: you said it tastes good. Oh my god, take it. 418 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,879 Speaker 1: Take a little bite of this cock burger. Well, I 419 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,760 Speaker 1: don't eat cock. I mean, if you work at a 420 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 1: burger place. You really got to try everything. You tried 421 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,240 Speaker 1: the beetle burger I did, which I thought was crunchy. 422 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,199 Speaker 1: And you tried the soy burger, which I thought was 423 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,119 Speaker 1: a waste of You love the beef burger. That's the 424 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,680 Speaker 1: best one. Yeah, try the cock burger. So you're saying 425 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,480 Speaker 1: the cock burger is gonna taste a little like beef. No, 426 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,280 Speaker 1: it doesn't taste all like beef, but it's stable. Are 427 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: these chicken burgers and you're just calling them by a 428 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,160 Speaker 1: different chicken name that actually makes a lot of sense. 429 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,200 Speaker 1: Maybe we can't just call them, just call them chicken burgers. Oh, 430 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,200 Speaker 1: we can't call him chicken burgers. We got we learned 431 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,040 Speaker 1: that when we did the chicken nuggets. We're not allowed 432 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,160 Speaker 1: to call them chicken nuggets if they are. Somebody, can 433 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,919 Speaker 1: y'all help me take my owner? Please? You gotta custom 434 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 1: I gotta those cock burgers out there. Okay, okay, how 435 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,320 Speaker 1: can I help yourself? I'm looking for I'm looking for 436 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:10,080 Speaker 1: sustainable burger. We gotta uh seven of the eleven type 437 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:14,880 Speaker 1: of burgers we offer, arts and facts, sustainable one. That's 438 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,200 Speaker 1: it was new? What's new? Gimme what's new? Okay, it's 439 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,520 Speaker 1: uh well, we're just calling it the cock burger, but 440 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,800 Speaker 1: you gotta try it to believe. It tastes like veal. 441 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:30,199 Speaker 1: Sure not veal, so that's the good news. No, no 442 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,679 Speaker 1: veals were hurt. I would not eat I would not 443 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,040 Speaker 1: eat a baby cow. No, no, or a veal. So 444 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,840 Speaker 1: let me, uh just the one Cockburgers prize or Mitsota. 445 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 1: No no, no, no, I'm a low call. So don't 446 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 1: have the cock. Don't put no bread on it? Right, 447 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,800 Speaker 1: no bread? Okay, State of Cockberger, got it. So our 448 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 1: farming practices are humane. Uh these you know, these gentlemen 449 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,000 Speaker 1: are just gonna be roaming around completely open pasture and 450 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,800 Speaker 1: when it's time to harve us to just go in 451 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 1: there with some really really sharp shears and just snap 452 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,680 Speaker 1: it off. Is there any pain? Is there any pain 453 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: to they they don't feel a thing. No, no, no, 454 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 1: I know, I know what Peter is saying. They don't 455 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,000 Speaker 1: feel a thing, So you don't. This is very very humane. 456 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,440 Speaker 1: And is it like a lizard tail where this it 457 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,600 Speaker 1: grows back or once they once you, once you harvest them, 458 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,960 Speaker 1: is that it? Or once you harvest it's done. So 459 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 1: it's a one and done. But you know that that's 460 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: it's there that they still get to live their lives 461 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,520 Speaker 1: after so once you certainly look happy, and there's such 462 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 1: like a wide range for them to wander around in. 463 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no I have. We're sitting on twelve acres 464 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,400 Speaker 1: right here, and we're looking to expand to another forty. Yeah. 465 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,560 Speaker 1: What are they fed? They're fed a whole cardboard diet. 466 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,360 Speaker 1: Uh so if you look at the trough over there, 467 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:58,160 Speaker 1: cardboard Okay, yeah, I see they're eating cardboard out of them. Okay, 468 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:03,880 Speaker 1: right there. Uh so it's highly sustainable. So we're just 469 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,120 Speaker 1: trying to get a lot of the plastic out of 470 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 1: the ocean, put it right back in here and just 471 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:12,040 Speaker 1: have that cycle continue. You answered all my answered all 472 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:17,719 Speaker 1: my questions that I had about one other. Is it um? 473 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,840 Speaker 1: Is it by? What's the word I'm looking for when 474 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:27,720 Speaker 1: it's agreeable? Yes? Was looking for? Yes? Or just the 475 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:32,560 Speaker 1: cardboard just sit in them for not? So right now, 476 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,760 Speaker 1: these are all uh preliminary studies. We have at Diynetician 477 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,000 Speaker 1: who's working with this on this, and it seems so 478 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,360 Speaker 1: far that can we meet the Diynetician. I love to 479 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:47,120 Speaker 1: meet the Dionetician. I thought I was out of questions. No, no, no, well, yeah, 480 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,160 Speaker 1: they're most likely working the lab right now, but we 481 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,520 Speaker 1: can we can definitely tap into that. But yeah, so 482 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,239 Speaker 1: it seems that the cardboard is going to settle into 483 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,720 Speaker 1: the stomach. It's all the little microplastics are gonna flow through. 484 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,320 Speaker 1: It's it's it's gonna be in them forever, which is 485 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,800 Speaker 1: exactly end of what we want. You wanted to stay 486 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: what you wanted to stay better than in the ocean. 487 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 1: Now you've you've answered my find you seriously and wonderfully 488 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 1: answered my final questions about your farm. Thank you. Bro, 489 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 1: Move over, I want cardboard. Scoot over, you screwed over, dude, 490 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:25,280 Speaker 1: don't scoot over. Bro, Bro, this is sick, but I 491 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:31,680 Speaker 1: can't believe you. Guys, this is awesome. Car What are 492 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:39,200 Speaker 1: you guys eating? Carboard? Carboard? Cool? Cool? Yeah, it's just ours. 493 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,440 Speaker 1: Get your own trough. Sorry dude, Wait were there's plenty 494 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:49,000 Speaker 1: of cardboard than trough. This is sparse. Well why don't 495 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:56,120 Speaker 1: you share? I'm shure I hold your fucking cardboard? Don't? Maybe, 496 00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:03,000 Speaker 1: dick doule you oh ship you sharing the cardboard? Do? 497 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,640 Speaker 1: We're not allowed to do that? Dude, says who the 498 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:12,440 Speaker 1: dynatician exactly. Who fu dude? Fine, how's my cardboard? Fuck? 499 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:17,400 Speaker 1: I don't want your stupid cardboard. Now I'll find another 500 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,800 Speaker 1: trough because a fucking asshole dude, we gotta be with 501 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,480 Speaker 1: him for her whole lives. No kidding, hey, fellas, size 502 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,880 Speaker 1: to bother you. You You know, I was just wondering where 503 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,240 Speaker 1: we go to donate the beetle cup for the burgers. 504 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 1: You know who is ship? That's Ringy. It is Ringy 505 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:46,840 Speaker 1: ship that has seen too ship on my Paul McCart name. 506 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 1: Pressure Same three comes from patron v I P. Thomas, 507 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,800 Speaker 1: who wrote Greetings Alchemy Gang. I just want you guys 508 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,680 Speaker 1: to know that Joey responding to patron Us is absolutely fire. 509 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,680 Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you realize, but the last month 510 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,920 Speaker 1: of episodes have crammed as many condom commercials as possible 511 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:15,280 Speaker 1: between scenes. So my suggestion is aggressive condom marketing. Thank 512 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,840 Speaker 1: you Thomas. Yes, So, if anyone has any ideas about 513 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:24,200 Speaker 1: the next great product that we can push towards the podcast, 514 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:28,360 Speaker 1: Mr Thompson, Mr Thompson, Yeah, Mr Thompson, Jim, I have 515 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 1: an idea. Maybe it's a small right, Well, uh sure, 516 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,920 Speaker 1: we make condoms for every size. Oh my god, are 517 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,920 Speaker 1: we doing another condom thing? Well, that's what we do, Carl. 518 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:50,120 Speaker 1: We may can sell condoms. I'm just looking for which 519 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:54,920 Speaker 1: podcast we could earmark for our new campaign. I'm not 520 00:33:54,960 --> 00:34:00,520 Speaker 1: looking for suggestions and mine of condoms, Jim or complaints Carl, 521 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,400 Speaker 1: So I read you wrong? My bad? Can we make 522 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:07,040 Speaker 1: a condom that goes inside the penis? Then? Does that? Now? 523 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: I am I on the right track. Is somebody taking 524 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,839 Speaker 1: notes because these are great? I don't want to take 525 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,520 Speaker 1: notes on this is ridiculous. All right, I'll write it down. 526 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:19,200 Speaker 1: Thank you, Carl, and thank you Jimis what podcast might 527 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 1: we earmarket? There any suggestions on the question I actually 528 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,839 Speaker 1: have on the floor, It would be great. I still 529 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,680 Speaker 1: don't know if I'm reading everything right. But have you 530 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,520 Speaker 1: ever you tried those little onion ring things that the funance? 531 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,600 Speaker 1: Can we make fundoms? It's like a condom, but it's 532 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,960 Speaker 1: really just a little fun and onion ring. So it's 533 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,399 Speaker 1: no longer about covering person's penis. It's not covering your 534 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,520 Speaker 1: what you're eating for a meal. No, it will cover. 535 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,759 Speaker 1: It will cover the males. Uh. I wanted to say 536 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,000 Speaker 1: proof for lacted. I was about to use the wrong words. 537 00:34:55,560 --> 00:35:00,120 Speaker 1: But it's it's it's made out of Oh what what 538 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,320 Speaker 1: do you mean, Carla, you're sick and talking about dicks. 539 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,960 Speaker 1: I don't want to do it anymore. I got you 540 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:11,440 Speaker 1: a job at a condom marketing firm. I didn't know 541 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:16,560 Speaker 1: what prophylactics were. Roast beef here it is. It's not 542 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,439 Speaker 1: good to have the whole family here, Thank you, dear mom. 543 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,759 Speaker 1: Did you know what a prophylactic marketing company is? Of 544 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,000 Speaker 1: course your dad's been working at there for years, for 545 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,880 Speaker 1: lass thirty years. This is this is what I do know. 546 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,799 Speaker 1: You don't know what your old man does, like your 547 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:38,719 Speaker 1: prophylactic marketing, but literally put food on your table, mass potatoes. 548 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:43,640 Speaker 1: Thank you, dear I hate the job all day long, 549 00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:49,319 Speaker 1: taking notes about and it turns out their condoms so 550 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: uh so prophylactics are fine, but you don't. You don't 551 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,040 Speaker 1: like the word condom. Well it The problem is is 552 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:59,239 Speaker 1: what the product is. I thought prophylactic sounded like something professional. 553 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:04,120 Speaker 1: It's sounded scientific. It sounded medical. It's a bunch of condoms. 554 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:10,520 Speaker 1: Embarrassing every night that you grew up in this house. 555 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,799 Speaker 1: I talked for hours at the dinner table about what 556 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:22,439 Speaker 1: I did in as explicit terms as possible. Biscuits, ain't 557 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,600 Speaker 1: could you pass mashed potatoes? I think your father wanted 558 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,960 Speaker 1: some more mashed potatoes. Oh, it's sound nice to have 559 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,320 Speaker 1: a family dinner for a change, and no television, No 560 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:42,960 Speaker 1: Game Boys, no arcades, no Fun Guy, no fun runs, 561 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,960 Speaker 1: just the fans. All right, let me get to it. 562 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,040 Speaker 1: I was gonna wait to have to dinner to talk 563 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,719 Speaker 1: about it, but I think it's appropriate for me to 564 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,040 Speaker 1: just start talking about it now anything. Your mother and 565 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:57,640 Speaker 1: I are getting separated, and uh what yea mother and 566 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,120 Speaker 1: I are getting separated? Her face looks prize. Dad, did 567 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,279 Speaker 1: you talk to mom about it first? Of course I 568 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,880 Speaker 1: talked to mom about it. Don't don't do this, Gale, 569 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,640 Speaker 1: Don't do this now that I'm just springing this on you, 570 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,160 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, that's sick. You know, that's really sick to 571 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,719 Speaker 1: make it seem like that, I'm just springing it on 572 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:20,000 Speaker 1: you in front of the kids. Jesus Christ. She's she's 573 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,359 Speaker 1: her eyes are welling up and tears are coming down, 574 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,160 Speaker 1: but she's trying to keep a straight face. Stan Why 575 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 1: are you doing this, Stanley? Stanley, because you told me, 576 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,600 Speaker 1: you were in love with somebody else, Gale do this? 577 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 1: Why is that for the kids? Oh my god? You 578 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,160 Speaker 1: know what? Okay, great, Well I didn't want to do it. 579 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,560 Speaker 1: I was gonna wait smarter than you. He's after the shirt. 580 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,080 Speaker 1: But the kids, kids are gonna have to decide who 581 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:51,040 Speaker 1: you want to go with. Oh no, don't right now. 582 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,799 Speaker 1: You don't have to decide right now at all. My 583 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,400 Speaker 1: new fella is smarter, better looking, and makes more money. 584 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:05,320 Speaker 1: So when you do decide, just keep that. I can't 585 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,400 Speaker 1: say that I will be getting a PS five. I 586 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,560 Speaker 1: don't know if that's gonna help any anything we already 587 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,440 Speaker 1: have to we have. Are we gonna be able to 588 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:20,960 Speaker 1: have our game boys at the table? Uh? Boss? I 589 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,439 Speaker 1: want to apologize for the meeting when I was coming 590 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,160 Speaker 1: up with random ideas for new condoms and you were 591 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,840 Speaker 1: just looking for a podcast. Yeah. I mean, you know, 592 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,319 Speaker 1: if you can stay on point during the meetings when 593 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,880 Speaker 1: everyone's here. Now, when you and I are in my 594 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,720 Speaker 1: office or yours quite frankly, and you want to pitch 595 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,200 Speaker 1: me ideas, I am all ears like seven years on 596 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,439 Speaker 1: my head. I love your ideas. I love how you're 597 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:48,359 Speaker 1: never inside the box when you're thinking. But to that 598 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,640 Speaker 1: to that end, I did go out and I found 599 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,800 Speaker 1: a podcast that we could possibly market these new condoms. 600 00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,000 Speaker 1: Does it involve baby penis? It does not, So okay, 601 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,239 Speaker 1: they're completely on brand, terrific. I don't know if you've 602 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,160 Speaker 1: heard of the actor Mark Hamill. Of course, Mark Hamill 603 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:11,920 Speaker 1: has a brand new podcast. No, no, I know. It 604 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,120 Speaker 1: involves Star Wars in anyway. It involves Star Wars in 605 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,759 Speaker 1: every way. I know him exceedingly well, and I have 606 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,680 Speaker 1: asked him to come to the office to hear uh pitch. 607 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mark Hamill's here, He's he's he should 608 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,600 Speaker 1: be here at four thirties. Okay, okay, so I look 609 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:37,359 Speaker 1: forward to magical Day, Mark Hamill, I d d here 610 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,840 Speaker 1: it is here, it is. Did you change your voice? 611 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,560 Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure that you recognize who 612 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,400 Speaker 1: I was by the sound of my voice and not 613 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,200 Speaker 1: just by the idea I know you you probably do. 614 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,600 Speaker 1: I do a lot of different character voices, and I'm 615 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,920 Speaker 1: doing one of my regular This is my actual regular 616 00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:00,400 Speaker 1: voice right now. I don't know you. I was Joker 617 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:08,120 Speaker 1: in the Batman animated series. Okay, I didn't see that. 618 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:15,080 Speaker 1: My handle it's pronounced Hamile. Well, I'm reading it handle 619 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:22,000 Speaker 1: full disclosure. I can read people's thoughts, so be careful 620 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:28,040 Speaker 1: what you think I'm going to do this That he 621 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:32,839 Speaker 1: didn't say anything. That a trick I'll do. I'll do 622 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,359 Speaker 1: my I'll do my joker voice so that you know 623 00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:42,080 Speaker 1: I'm Mark Hamill. Who I'm the joker? So now you know, Oh, 624 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:52,120 Speaker 1: you're just saying the joker, really joker. So apparently Mark 625 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,279 Speaker 1: Hamile is being held up right now outside in the 626 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,880 Speaker 1: Valet park. God trying to give them this cheese to 627 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,520 Speaker 1: the car, but they're giving them a hell of a time. Sir, Okay, okay, 628 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,720 Speaker 1: this is killing me. Can you get down there and help? Please? 629 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,080 Speaker 1: Please please, I'll do what I can. Sir, Oh, thank you. 630 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,920 Speaker 1: I'm sure you want to see Valet. No, I was 631 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,759 Speaker 1: trying to. I was looking for Mr Hamil he had 632 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,719 Speaker 1: before you go to see Valet. So I'm gon need 633 00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:16,800 Speaker 1: to see some idea. I know you're coming from inside 634 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,000 Speaker 1: the building, but to go outside, we're gonna need to 635 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,600 Speaker 1: see somebody. You saw me this morning, you saw me 636 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:28,520 Speaker 1: yesterday and the three days previous. You really want me 637 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,279 Speaker 1: to get my I D So you're not gonna be 638 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,399 Speaker 1: able to ge outside unless I see some idea. Let 639 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,799 Speaker 1: me just go upstairs and grab my jacket and I'll 640 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,759 Speaker 1: come back down with my That's fine. But before you 641 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:40,200 Speaker 1: do that, have you seen Mr Hamil? Mark Hamil? I 642 00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:45,359 Speaker 1: saw Mark Hamil. I'm the Joker. I'll just go get 643 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,879 Speaker 1: my idea. This is crazy, Okay, Damn, What the hell 644 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:57,120 Speaker 1: is the name I just thought of? It was Joker 645 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:06,600 Speaker 1: Joker's Wild Why Boys, the Boys in the Hood. Apparently 646 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,040 Speaker 1: Mr Mark is down there somewhere. I have to go 647 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,360 Speaker 1: find him, but I need my identification. And I only 648 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,680 Speaker 1: tell you this because after I acted a fool in 649 00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,439 Speaker 1: the meeting. Yes, I chopped up my identification, thinking I'm 650 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,880 Speaker 1: not worthy of this job. Can I print out a 651 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,239 Speaker 1: new if you could pring me out a new and 652 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,400 Speaker 1: I'll go down again. Mr happened. Let me warm up 653 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,800 Speaker 1: the three D printer hold all right, I'll just be patient. 654 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:32,239 Speaker 1: I'll hump while you're doing that. That's fair. Okay, I've 655 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:36,600 Speaker 1: got your information here. Then. Oh, it's like the old 656 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,720 Speaker 1: fax machines, remember those fuckers. I wasn't I wasn't allowed 657 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,920 Speaker 1: to have one. I wasn't allowed to have a fax machine. 658 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,120 Speaker 1: No you aren't. No, no, no, my family raised pigeons, 659 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:53,680 Speaker 1: so we can understand. Oh yeah, Beverly Hill Bill. Oh, 660 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry buddy again, you can't just run in here. 661 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:03,680 Speaker 1: I gotta see somebody. D. I just showed you my 662 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,040 Speaker 1: I D. I'm expected in a meeting inside that building 663 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,880 Speaker 1: behind you, So behind me in this building. There in 664 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:15,520 Speaker 1: another building. Yes, I can't let you passion this building. 665 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:23,880 Speaker 1: They get to another building. Here is my license. Okay, 666 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:31,279 Speaker 1: Mark Hamill, Mark handle Mark. Perhaps I should speak to 667 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,720 Speaker 1: your inner thoughts instead. Let me just use the force 668 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,280 Speaker 1: of you know, the talking. It is like some Jedi matrix. 669 00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:46,040 Speaker 1: This is just like what's that movie? That movie movie? 670 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,600 Speaker 1: Let me tell you the name of the movie with 671 00:43:50,719 --> 00:44:01,480 Speaker 1: my mind. The matrix, matrix, matrix, matrix, matri day. Maybe 672 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:09,760 Speaker 1: this will remind you really read Attacking the clothes Huh, 673 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:15,359 Speaker 1: Attacking the clothes the best Star Wars movie. That's not 674 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,440 Speaker 1: you were inner thoughts? Are you were attack of the clothes? Uh? 675 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:24,080 Speaker 1: Not not that one. I just laminated there, it's not leminated. 676 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:30,040 Speaker 1: That's are you talking about this license? Yeah, it's just 677 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:37,040 Speaker 1: a regular license. I didn't laminate it. Huh. I'm sorry, 678 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:41,359 Speaker 1: I'm back back. Here's my Mr Hamma Mr Hamma, Mark, 679 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,799 Speaker 1: the boss is waiting for you. Here's my identification. Take 680 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:49,719 Speaker 1: buck upstairs to the boss. Is that yeah? I just 681 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:56,160 Speaker 1: it's just oh, is there in my hand? It's just uh, 682 00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:04,040 Speaker 1: just got printed. It's hotting printer dot matrix, Hotti matrix. 683 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,200 Speaker 1: Rick made chicks up a kid like the movie. Like 684 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,040 Speaker 1: the movie, Mark Hamma was in the I was not 685 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,440 Speaker 1: in the matrix. Do I like cereal? Is that what 686 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:19,279 Speaker 1: you just asked me? I love Cereal? Why why do 687 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,520 Speaker 1: you have such a question? Good? Yeah, yeah, I can 688 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,400 Speaker 1: name several brands of every right now, Honey bunches of Owes. 689 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:31,320 Speaker 1: That's the serial I enjoyed bunch of those. Yeah, you 690 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,840 Speaker 1: know what they called? Is that that the name of votes? Votes? 691 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:42,759 Speaker 1: Honey Bungs, Honey Bucio. I gotta be honest. I don't 692 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,359 Speaker 1: think this is going to be a good fit for 693 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:48,000 Speaker 1: hold on, Mark, we're talking about cirial. Yeah. I don't 694 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,279 Speaker 1: know what the hell is going on, but I got 695 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:53,239 Speaker 1: damn Valet check in guys a psychopath. Okay, I don't 696 00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,160 Speaker 1: know who the hell hired him. I was waiting to 697 00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:02,080 Speaker 1: get into the building for eighty two minutes. He helped 698 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,160 Speaker 1: me up as if you were security or something. That's 699 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,080 Speaker 1: your time, buddy, that's your time. That was a great 700 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,160 Speaker 1: set you just did. By the way, thank you, look 701 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,200 Speaker 1: and yes I'm going to give you a slot tonight 702 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,439 Speaker 1: of course. Thank you. Oh my god, thank Keep doing 703 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,560 Speaker 1: the stuff you know, like they say, right, what you know? 704 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,520 Speaker 1: Do the comedy about what you know. It's just works stuff. 705 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,400 Speaker 1: If it just works stuff. If you can get some 706 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,560 Speaker 1: more material for tonight, because I'm gonna give you an 707 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,479 Speaker 1: hour and a half. I know it's your first time. 708 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,120 Speaker 1: I'm giving you an hour and a half set and 709 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,000 Speaker 1: bring all of the valet ship that you possibly can. 710 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,440 Speaker 1: But so much. I have so many stories. So yeah, 711 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,879 Speaker 1: I don't forget. It's to bring him show. He's got 712 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,919 Speaker 1: to bring people. Oh yeah, it's a bring him show. 713 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,200 Speaker 1: You know what that means, Ryan, Uh, you gotta bring people. 714 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,959 Speaker 1: You gotta bring people for your show. There's a certain 715 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,640 Speaker 1: number of people you gotta bring for the show to 716 00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:52,479 Speaker 1: not why this is how comedy. Let me get Larry 717 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:56,560 Speaker 1: to explain. Hey, Larry, he's questioning why, Oh yeah, yeah, 718 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,719 Speaker 1: do you want a piece of make come at me, 719 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,640 Speaker 1: come out trying to fight Larry? Is that you're doing, 720 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,440 Speaker 1: don't you have an email blast list, don't you do 721 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,400 Speaker 1: you market? Why do I have to bring people? Yeah? No, 722 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,160 Speaker 1: we had an email blast two thousand one, but now 723 00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:15,319 Speaker 1: we're doing things a little differently for the last twenty years, 724 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,759 Speaker 1: and it's called you gotta bring some people with you. 725 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,000 Speaker 1: You gotta be able to fill this fucking house for it. 726 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,920 Speaker 1: Excuse me? Is this is this way you audition for 727 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:29,280 Speaker 1: the for the Bringer shows? You know who's a Ringy? 728 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:36,240 Speaker 1: I think it's ring Is it Ringy? Seriously? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 729 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,600 Speaker 1: this is where we go. Alright, Well, I've just got 730 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,000 Speaker 1: just got a little drum kit here and I'm going 731 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,600 Speaker 1: to uh just do a taste fulfill you know, this 732 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,440 Speaker 1: is a it's a stand up show, Ringy, you stomped 733 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:58,160 Speaker 1: up and play drums? Okay, yeah, like Bungles. But I 734 00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:02,279 Speaker 1: can do my own rim Shultz fun what finally have 735 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:10,120 Speaker 1: room shots? Classic? Ask you a question, Ringy? You started 736 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,760 Speaker 1: out very proper englist. I can do my own rim shots. 737 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:21,239 Speaker 1: And then, for for whatever reason, I thought I was 738 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,839 Speaker 1: sounding too much like my front poll. Okay, hey, Ringy, 739 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,040 Speaker 1: well if you got going in mate, you a holy ship. 740 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,760 Speaker 1: I don't know who the funk this is? This is sorry, 741 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,839 Speaker 1: for today. I hope you enjoyed it as much as 742 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,520 Speaker 1: we did. Oh. I want to thank all the alchemist 743 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,400 Speaker 1: of Gather, starting with Mr Craig Atkowski. Greig, thank you 744 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,640 Speaker 1: so much. Damnit. We were in the dick hall for 745 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,520 Speaker 1: a while there. We managed to pull ourselves and we 746 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,560 Speaker 1: did pull out of the dick hole. Hey, when are 747 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,560 Speaker 1: you going to force your wonderful wife Carla to watch 748 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,759 Speaker 1: some more movies? Is that happening anytime soon? Uh? Yeah, 749 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,120 Speaker 1: I do it all the time. Are you constantly forcing 750 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,600 Speaker 1: her to watch movies? Whether we podcast about it or not, 751 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,520 Speaker 1: it's another question. I just love when you have a 752 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,719 Speaker 1: podcast about it. I know it would be nice to 753 00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:13,800 Speaker 1: get some new content out right, I mean, no pressure. 754 00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,360 Speaker 1: Well that might have just been the fire under my 755 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,480 Speaker 1: ass that I yea? All right, Well, thank you for 756 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,399 Speaker 1: being here, Garry Anthony Williams, Hey, buddy, what movie did 757 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,560 Speaker 1: I just watch with you on it? Where it was 758 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,600 Speaker 1: you and another guy and you would tell him that 759 00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:32,160 Speaker 1: man something me? Yeah, maybe hostage? Was I lying down? 760 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,560 Speaker 1: Or was I? Actually you were acting on your feet 761 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,120 Speaker 1: and you had something important to tell a guy of 762 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,399 Speaker 1: you and then you, like you both had to tell 763 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,040 Speaker 1: the guys like, Oh, it might not be a good idea, 764 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,839 Speaker 1: but we need him to we need him to do 765 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,040 Speaker 1: this thing. I'm gonna have to list like sixty of 766 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,919 Speaker 1: the movies I've been named the second one on your mind. 767 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:55,560 Speaker 1: I bet that was it? Yeah? Probably, yeah, thank you, 768 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:01,280 Speaker 1: thank you, James Heeney gosh. I it was really looking 769 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,920 Speaker 1: forward to reading review. But there's not a new review 770 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,719 Speaker 1: this week. Because last time you said there were some 771 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,800 Speaker 1: new ones and I read too. I don't know. Maybe 772 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,240 Speaker 1: there's just not a new one. There's lots of encourage 773 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,560 Speaker 1: folks to write a review. I feel like that it's 774 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:23,359 Speaker 1: breaking my heart. Please stop breaking James's heart, folks, and 775 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,480 Speaker 1: uh write a review posted what's the best place? Where 776 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,480 Speaker 1: is the best iTunes? iTunes is the best place for it, 777 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,719 Speaker 1: but there might be other options that I don't know of. 778 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:42,520 Speaker 1: Thank you James for guilting our wonderful listeners. The Bird movie, Oh, 779 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:46,279 Speaker 1: the Bird movie. You were in Birds? No, but I 780 00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,279 Speaker 1: do all use some money, Gary if you had to 781 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,760 Speaker 1: see that. Yeah, that was good. That's a good movie. 782 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,239 Speaker 1: Oh great, I'm glad you enjoyed it with Martin and 783 00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,440 Speaker 1: Jack Black. Yeah you bird would They were in The 784 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:05,200 Speaker 1: Big Bird Bird watching. Yeah, I like that movie. I 785 00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,320 Speaker 1: like birds, So I like that movie. I was watching 786 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,600 Speaker 1: it and it's like, oh, yeah, that's it. I've not 787 00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:15,280 Speaker 1: seen it. I shouldn't judge it. You really Okay, yeah, 788 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:21,240 Speaker 1: you didn't watch that movie. I haven't, dude. I'll watch 789 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:25,680 Speaker 1: it for you again. Okay, take notes, and then one 790 00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,640 Speaker 1: of us will come up with the title the Big Year, 791 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,719 Speaker 1: the Big Year. That was good stuff. Man, you did 792 00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:36,480 Speaker 1: a great job. Kevin Pollock, America's Kevin Pollock. I feel 793 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,319 Speaker 1: bad for not saying it. I'll be right over. I 794 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,320 Speaker 1: mean I'll be outside that. I'll be right up. Okay, alright, cool, Joey. 795 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,920 Speaker 1: You know what, you know, this this idea of like, oh, 796 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,640 Speaker 1: let's get together and all that, it's hard to do, 797 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:55,040 Speaker 1: almost impossible. But there is an opportunity to connect with 798 00:51:55,080 --> 00:52:00,480 Speaker 1: people on Reddit at the Alchemy this pod ah Unreddit, 799 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:05,120 Speaker 1: and if you want to reviews of that movie, you 800 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,759 Speaker 1: can do it on Reddit, or you can do it 801 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,360 Speaker 1: on our Instagram. You got a review of Alchemy, just Unreddit. 802 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,520 Speaker 1: In the chamber, I don't I have none. That's ok yeah, 803 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,920 Speaker 1: I don't even know where to go to that. I 804 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,000 Speaker 1: feel that James is for the record, any reviews you 805 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,919 Speaker 1: leave on Reddit for Alchemy. This won't help us, so 806 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,880 Speaker 1: but that's not true. That's not true. I bet it 807 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:31,359 Speaker 1: will help somebody. Ah, a great example of no end. 808 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,720 Speaker 1: Thank you all. Let's thank our producer and engineer, the stars, 809 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,959 Speaker 1: Mr Dr bean Man, the fine folks that I hurt media. 810 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,600 Speaker 1: I mean, how's Kevin Pollock? Thanking you very much. Whether 811 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,960 Speaker 1: you do or don't write a review, we love that 812 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,640 Speaker 1: you give a good gosh darn about what the hell 813 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,840 Speaker 1: we're doing here. Please tell everyone you've ever met and 814 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,600 Speaker 1: be kind to each other. Yeah, it's the easiest route 815 00:52:53,680 --> 00:53:05,840 Speaker 1: until next time. But I love this fool of better football.