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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four six one? Do

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty Little Secret? And this is The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show to ask you what you're dirting secret? Hill,

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Speaker 1: we did what's up? What's your dirty Little Secret? Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: So one night I was at home and at this

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Speaker 1: point I was I'm still living with my dad and

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Speaker 1: I got a hook up with this girl off of Craigslist,

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Speaker 1: which is a little phoene not gonna lie casual encounters.

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Speaker 1: She was very forward. That's what made me call off

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Speaker 1: my first arding. By the way, really that's the story

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Speaker 1: for another time. I can't wait to hear that. So

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Speaker 1: she was very forward. So we're talking three four emails

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Speaker 1: and then like she just sends me this picture of

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Speaker 1: her and she's like, I showed you, so I wanted

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Speaker 1: to pet them back. It sounds like I like it, so,

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Speaker 1: you know, so I sent her a picture of my

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Speaker 1: member and you know, at this point, I've had a

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Speaker 1: lot of things that didn't work out, so like, I

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Speaker 1: didn't think this was going to happen. But it's Christmas Eve,

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Speaker 1: I should probably be spending time with like my dad,

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Speaker 1: I decided to tell them that I'm going to my

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Speaker 1: friend's house. So Chris, Christmas Steve, you did? You did?

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Speaker 1: Your Your little secret is that I'm Christmas Eve. You

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Speaker 1: told your dad you were going to your friend's house,

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Speaker 1: but really you and to meet up with somebody from Craigslist. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we're like, okay, we'll have some drinks at the

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Speaker 1: hotel bar because she gets the hotel um and so

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Speaker 1: I'm at the hotel right and we skip the bar.

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Speaker 1: I see her, I put my arm around her waist

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Speaker 1: and we just go out straight up to the room.

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Sounds like we just started having like

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Speaker 1: wild sex. Okay, how was it us? Still one to ten? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Like eight? She was pretty hot. I enjoyed the sex. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed the sex, But then like when it was done,

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of the what are you thinking? Things?

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Speaker 1: Like You're like, so, what are we now? I've heard

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Speaker 1: I've had a few of those moments in my life

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Speaker 1: where you've done You're like, what was I thinking? What

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Speaker 1: did I just do? What did I just do? Please

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Speaker 1: tell me? Yes? We did? We did? Playing save then

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Speaker 1: like I was thinking, I was very chronically single and

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Speaker 1: so it almost became like we were gonna jump into

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Speaker 1: a relationship based off one night. Oh it's too bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret didn't end with And then we

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Speaker 1: got married because what she was really cute. Um like

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Speaker 1: what happened was the reason why. And I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: glad because it happened early. So the next day I

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Speaker 1: was like, she's sending me pictures of everything. It was

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Speaker 1: crazy Christmas. Well you open boxes on Christmas. Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: what ended up happening is is it was my friend's birthday,

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Speaker 1: like like either the next day or the day after, right,

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Speaker 1: because I think I can't remember if it was Christmas

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Speaker 1: or Christmas Eve. I think I might actually a Christmas day.

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Speaker 1: And so the next day is my friend's birthday and

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Speaker 1: he's a DJ, right, and so I'm like, I have

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Speaker 1: to go see my my friend perform and she's like,

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Speaker 1: you have to come to my house afterwards. And I

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Speaker 1: had to go to work the next day, so I'm

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Speaker 1: like DJ. Then sex all like a little bit too much,

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Speaker 1: and she's like, you're cheating on me. You're looking to

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Speaker 1: go get some other girl. Yeah yeah yeah, And so

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Speaker 1: she wouldn't talk to me after that then never spoke

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Speaker 1: to me, YEA, you avoided m a lot of problems. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I told my friends and they felt like a couple

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Speaker 1: of my friends and they were like, yeah, you you

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Speaker 1: dodged the bullet. Definitely dodged the bullet. Good thing. I

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Speaker 1: met up at a hotel. She doesn't know you're addressed.

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