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Speaker 1: Out of everybody in this room, who would be the

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Speaker 1: worst HR person. I'm just gonna say it.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to be selfish, but I was going

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Speaker 2: to say no offense to that.

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Speaker 1: But that's why we had him pose as an HR rep.

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Speaker 1: And today he calls an office worker who's been nervous

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Speaker 1: about layoffs. We want him to know he is fine,

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Speaker 1: His job is safe. It's just corporate is making some

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Speaker 1: changes that are quote in the best interest of the company. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll understand. In your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello, good morning? Hi is this Phil? Yeah? This is Phil.

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Speaker 2: Who am I speaking to? Hey Phil? My name's Heywood Jabebloni.

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Speaker 2: I work in human resources. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 2: I'm fine? Thanks? Oh just fine? Huh. I was hoping

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Speaker 2: you were going to be in a better mood than

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Speaker 2: just fine before I told you this news. No, I'm

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Speaker 2: in a good mood. What do you want to tell me?

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Speaker 2: Why are you calling? Well, you probably heard that we're

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Speaker 2: reducing our workforce, right Oh oh my god. No, no, no, listen,

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Speaker 2: before you get ahead of yourself, You're not getting laid

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Speaker 2: off or anyone in your division. All your jobs are safe. Okay,

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Speaker 2: take a deep breath. Okay, I was kind of worried

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Speaker 2: for a second there.

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Speaker 1: Oh, sorry about that.

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Speaker 2: No, you're you're fine. We're just taking all your vacation

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Speaker 2: days away. What Yeah, you typically have around what twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty vacation days? I see here? Right? Yeah, by Friday,

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Speaker 2: you'll have zero. How does that make any sense? Well,

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Speaker 2: I means you would agree this is a tough time

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Speaker 2: for the company. Yeah, well sure, I understand those things. Well,

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Speaker 2: if you're saying that, think about hard it is for

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Speaker 2: the people above you getting paid way way way more.

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Speaker 2: Those guys are stressed. I'm the ones who's stressed, like

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Speaker 2: pycheck to paycheck. Well, sure, I mean it's it's tough

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Speaker 2: for everybody right now, but especially for the guys at

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Speaker 2: the top.

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Speaker 1: What are you about with so much uncertainty?

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Speaker 2: They can't even golf more than twice a week, think

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Speaker 2: about it. That's why recently they all met and said, hey,

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Speaker 2: how can we help this company and take a tax

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Speaker 2: free vacation to the Bahamas. What a vacation? Oh? Sorry,

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Speaker 2: a tax free vacation to the Bahamas? Back free vacation

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Speaker 2: for them? I know, right, It's it's a tricky thing

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Speaker 2: to do, and so this is why they got creative.

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Speaker 2: The accountant said, it has to be on the company dime.

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Speaker 2: So if you take all the employees' vacation days away,

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Speaker 2: we can legally ride it off, the whole thing, including

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Speaker 2: the alcohol. The joke, right, I mean it sounds like

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Speaker 2: some kind of freaking joke. Oh no, it's not. Hey,

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Speaker 2: we appreciate your sacrifice. Don't think you're going unappreciated. Friends.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sacrificing anything. You took it away from me,

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Speaker 2: well I didn't give it again. We appreciate and understand

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Speaker 2: everything you've done. No, that's why, as a token of

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Speaker 2: the company's gratitude, you and everyone in your division will

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Speaker 2: receive four small chocolates in a plastic box. How does

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Speaker 2: that help. It's not going to be available to Christmas

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Speaker 2: because that's what we get the discount. Oh, it's unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: I know you'd be excited. What's wrong with you? Chocolates?

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Speaker 2: Small chocolates. I have to I don't want you to

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Speaker 2: think they're like bars. They're just like bite sized chocolates.

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Speaker 2: Fit is not right. I cannot lose my vacation days

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Speaker 2: because corporate wants to get hammered in the Bahamas. And

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Speaker 2: I get four lousy chocolates. That is one part I

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Speaker 2: didn't tell you. It's just the Bahamas. We're also going

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Speaker 2: to the Virgin Islands. Please, Oh wait a minute, why

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Speaker 2: are you saying, Lee, you're not going on the trip

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Speaker 2: you're in human resource? Oh yeah, I didn't mention that part.

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Speaker 2: They're bringing HR. I have never been outside the country.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't be more excited. They're just gonna leave us

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Speaker 2: here with nothing and lost days. And don't be thinking

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Speaker 2: you can use your sick days to get time off.

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Speaker 2: We put a temporary freeze on that. Now you need

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Speaker 2: to email us if you think you're gonna be sick

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Speaker 2: at least a month in advance. How do I know

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Speaker 2: what I'm gonna get? I won't be checking my email

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Speaker 2: though I'll be in the Bahamas or the Virgin Islands.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Personally, I agree, I would blame this

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Speaker 2: on Keisha. She's the one who set you up for

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Speaker 2: all of this. Tisha, Why I ain't see going on

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Speaker 2: that trip through without many She'd definitely like to, but

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Speaker 2: she decided to do a prank phone call on you instead,

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Speaker 2: which I appreciate. What are you talking about, idiots? Because

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Speaker 2: this is actually Jose for the raidershow Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you man,

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Speaker 2: No way, Yes, he just said, here's got a lot

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Speaker 2: of tension in the office lately because of layoffs, so

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Speaker 2: she wanted to lighten the mood. I cannot believe he

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Speaker 2: did this. Hilarious neither. Oh you know what you need?

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Speaker 2: You need a vacation. You met Bahamas tomorrow. What do

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Speaker 2: you say. I guess we'll have to go quick because

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Speaker 2: you're taking all my vacation days. We got the Friday,

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Speaker 2: gotta go all right, Well, truth is I probably belong

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Speaker 2: more in the Virgin Islands because I'm a Virgin. You

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Speaker 2: get okay, I'm gonna stop the frank phone call now,

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Speaker 2: this part isn't funny. Wake Up Every morning was phone

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Speaker 2: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,