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Speaker 1: there's a big surprise waiting for someone in this room.

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Speaker 1: They have no idea it's coming, and you know it's

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Speaker 1: one of Brooks Potato endorsements.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna find out who.

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Speaker 1: Gets the big surprise. No spoilers, it's coming.

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Speaker 2: Up right after this.

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Speaker 1: It's not fun, but breakups happen. We don't create them.

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Speaker 1: That's just a fact of dating. Couples get together and

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Speaker 1: then they split up for whatever reason. And when it happens,

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Speaker 1: you can either do it the rude, insensitive way, or

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Speaker 1: you could do it the Brook way. Wait, that's why

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Speaker 1: we created this brand new segment called Brook Breaks You Up.

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Speaker 2: This was a joke.

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Speaker 3: It's a segment prepped me for this. I did not

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Speaker 1: Brook is a little hesitant and scared right now because

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Speaker 1: we did bring it up originally as a joke. But

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Speaker 1: people text it in the seventy eighty five nine two

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Speaker 1: saying they actually could use some help ditching their current

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Speaker 2: Kind of cool to be able to help you pressure.

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Speaker 4: I will say, I hate when people stay in relationships

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know, well we're not talking about your marriage

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Speaker 1: We're talking about other relationships.

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Speaker 2: But people split up. It's a fact.

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Speaker 1: We can't stop that from happening. And the thing is,

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Speaker 1: you said the other day that you've broken up up

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Speaker 1: sixty five percent of the relationships that you've been in,

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Speaker 1: forty five percent have broken up with you.

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Speaker 2: That math doesn't exactly add up. But it's fine. You

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Speaker 3: I do have a lot of experience.

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Speaker 1: I know you're probably nervous about doing this, especially because

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Speaker 1: to be really easy. You'll just be calling a seventy

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Speaker 2: She does not see this coming.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to do any marriages.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not a married couple.

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Speaker 1: These are much more basic relationships that haven't gotten that serious.

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Speaker 3: You got this, brook, Yeah, and.

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Speaker 1: So today, Brooke, you're going to be calling a twenty

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Speaker 3: Oh I can easily dumb Paul.

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Speaker 1: Well, hold on, I say, yeah, you have some details

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Speaker 2: Tell us about Paul.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So Paul has been seeing his girlfriend Stephanie for

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Speaker 5: about a year now, Okay, Okay, they met at a

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if that helps you. Though the movie

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Speaker 1: Should be taking notes from Oh, they believe in Happily

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Speaker 3: Well, it means he's a family guy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this one's important. They do not live together.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. Don't live together, But the.

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Speaker 4: Makes sense. I mean that's kind of a good time. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: She just says she feels like the relationships run its course.

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Speaker 3: Coming at all.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, Yeah, that last sentence I didn't like.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, in fact, it's good information to know, though,

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Speaker 4: And nobody's been mean to each other in this relationship,

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Speaker 1: So we don't really have a lot of time for

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Speaker 1: He does not know. This is totally blind coming in.

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Speaker 3: Forget his name.

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Speaker 4: His name is Paul, right, Paul injury.

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Speaker 1: It is time for breaks. You up, Hi, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Let's call Paul Donning right now.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hi, is this Paul? This is Paul.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Paul.

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Speaker 4: This is Brooke from a radio show called Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning, And I'm calling because your girlfriend

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Speaker 6: What.

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Speaker 4: Well, Paul, are you sitting down because I have some

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Speaker 6: I'm at work. What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Paul?

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Speaker 4: The good news is you are a great guy who

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Speaker 3: And your girlfriend really respects you. That's why she wants.

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Speaker 4: That's the bad news. Yeah wait, I'm really sorry, Paul,

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Speaker 6: I'm what, do you even know?

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Speaker 6: I don't really understand what what is?

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Speaker 6: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: This isn't going well. Talk about Incredibles too.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Paul, look at all the things that you

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Speaker 3: She told us about which is bad?

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Speaker 3: I don't think she likes it anymore, Paul. I think

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Speaker 2: You told me to relationships are like a cup of yogurt,

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying.

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Speaker 6: I'm used why she would have a stranger to this.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you something.

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Speaker 4: I don't mean to bash Stephanie because I think it's

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Speaker 4: But here's the thing, like like you want to kind

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Speaker 3: Like it's okay, like you can be madd.

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Speaker 2: Broke right now. It's okay.

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Speaker 6: I don't know you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice guy.

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Speaker 1: It's actually part of a segment that we're doing called

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Speaker 3: Which makes it sound real heartless.

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Speaker 4: It's not not heartless, honestly, like Paul, you are going

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Speaker 3: This is shocking. You need to process.

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Speaker 2: You gotta thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's good for to sleep with him to make him

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Speaker 2: Any cheering up, listen to our show Brook and Jeffery

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Speaker 2: positive Association with Us forever. Okay, So sorry, I have

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Speaker 2: a good day, but bye. Take up. We had a

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Speaker 1: If you want Brooke to do someone dirty for you, dirty.

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Speaker 1: How do you want him to do? That's Brook breaks

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Speaker 1: you up and you're not gonna believe this Brook, but no, shut.

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Speaker 1: We're getting mixed feedback on the text board at seven eight, five,

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Speaker 3: I thought that the new ex boyfriend was going to

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Speaker 1: We did have another text come in that may help

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Speaker 1: It's from a man named Harrison, and he said, if

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Speaker 1: Brooke can break people up, does that mean she can

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Speaker 2: Because I could use her for.

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Speaker 1: But well, I don't like that you said that, Brooke,

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Speaker 1: because our producer already reached out to Harrison, and what

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Speaker 1: do you know, he's on the line right now.

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Speaker 3: Didn't Harrison. I can't wait to fix.

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Speaker 2: Your love life.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Brooke gets you back together. Brooke is gonna

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Speaker 1: fix your relationship, and that is a guarantee.

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Speaker 2: Brook can take.

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Speaker 1: Any failed relationship and forcefully mend it back together with

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Speaker 2: Brook, You're the perfect person for this.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're gonna make me cry today, it's too much.

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Speaker 1: You're doing a good deed theoretically in this scenario, Harrison

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Look, I really love you, know, I really love

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Speaker 7: April and everything. But you guys know how couples get

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Speaker 7: sometimes you end up arguing over some dumb stuff. We've

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Speaker 2: Okay, how long were you together?

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Speaker 6: We've been together.

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Speaker 7: I think it's probably about three years now.

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Speaker 7: We ended up having an argument about when to put

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you guys live together.

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Speaker 1: So one of you is like night before, and the

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Speaker 2: We gotta do the morning.

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Speaker 7: That is exactly it, not like yeah, because I say,

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Speaker 3: Out the night and we're not going to have the

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Speaker 1: It is good to know where he stands. He stands

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Speaker 1: on put it out the night before.

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Speaker 2: She's the day.

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Speaker 4: Listen, if we're trying to get these people back together,

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Speaker 4: you do not bring up the recycling again.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Brooke, you know, I fully trust you, just

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Speaker 1: like the person trusted you last time, who you totally

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you very good endorsement.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm saying I'm on your side, sure, and I

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Speaker 1: What's happened since then?

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Speaker 6: So I'm still here?

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Speaker 7: But she left to her sisters and that was probably

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Speaker 3: Okay, have you apologized yet?

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Speaker 7: I mean, maybe I could do a bit.

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Speaker 2: No, why should you apologize when Brooke is going to

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Speaker 1: We've branded this segment Brooke gets you back together.

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Speaker 2: God, we can't. You can't go back and change it

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Speaker 2: now three times. It's too late. I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: It's set in stone, and considering our time constrictions, we

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Speaker 1: need to call April right now.

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Speaker 2: Harrison. Are you good? Yes?

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 2: And hey, Brooke, you can do this.

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Speaker 7: I believe in you. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't know anything about you, like what does she

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to like you said, details aren't

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Speaker 3: Let's focus trash argument.

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Speaker 1: Just yes, exactly, it's like any relationship. Just do Harrison

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Speaker 1: a solid and bring them back together. That is Brook's guarantee.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, bok Broke Brook Right, you got it? Brooke?

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Speaker 1: Right, Harrison, Now you just wait silently, don't say anything

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Speaker 1: until you hear them.

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Speaker 2: Magic happened. Book has taken over from here. I'm dialing

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Speaker 2: April right now, here goes hold on, it's ringing.

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Speaker 6: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hi. Sorry, I'm just shocked we're on the phone right now.

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Speaker 7: Hi.

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Speaker 4: This is Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 4: and I am I'm calling with an important message.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember her name?

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Speaker 4: It sounds like you don't remember it, Okay, Hi April, Yeah, Hi,

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Speaker 4: So I'm calling to let you know that your boyfriend

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Speaker 4: Harrison reached out to our show because no, no, because

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Speaker 4: he's missing you, and he's super apologetic and he takes

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Speaker 3: It was totally his fault.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't care.

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Speaker 4: He's like stupid.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean that's the problem about you know, that's

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Speaker 3: I'm nervous, but overall he's a good guy.

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So you're one of those women who likes to apologize

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Speaker 4: for a man and make excuses for him. Really hate

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Speaker 4: hearing that what you did.

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Speaker 2: Though, I am.

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Speaker 4: You know, he's just desperate to get back in touch

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Speaker 4: with you because you mean so much to him.

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Speaker 2: Agave text coming in right now.

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Speaker 4: Well, you like him so much, and why don't you data.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to date him.

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Speaker 2: I'm married.

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Speaker 4: I just he called and asked for help, and I

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Speaker 4: decided that it would be me that would helpment. Listen, listen,

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Speaker 4: real talk. Okay, girl, the girl right now? Woman, Woman,

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Speaker 4: isn't he worth just one more chance? You don't want

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Speaker 6: Whatever?

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Speaker 2: Fine, I'll talk with him.

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Speaker 6: But he's an idiot again. We're done. Like, I don't

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Speaker 6: like dealing with his dumb drama.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 7: I love that.

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Speaker 3: So as long as he's not dumb again, then okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: That that is like the door cracked open and we

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Speaker 2: Did you hear that, Harrison?

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Speaker 1: Good news, Brooke got your girlfriend back for you left.

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Speaker 2: I knew you could do it, Brook, I know you

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Speaker 2: could do it. What youriend music?

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Speaker 1: Sorry to tell you, April, your boyfriend Harrison has been

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Speaker 1: on the line this entire time.

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Speaker 6: Tell her that, Harrison, you idiot.

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Speaker 5: You did this on the radio.

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Speaker 7: It might have been dumb, but didn't Brook do a

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Speaker 7: great job.

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Speaker 1: The textboard disagrees, God, you're such an idiot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we know, we know. We just need to hear Harrison.

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Speaker 2: I promise to never do anything stupid ever again.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I promise to do my benest to not do

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Speaker 4: Alright, Hey, when my husband does stuff like this, I'll try.

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Speaker 2: Okay, do it. Brook.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to break them up again next week.

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Speaker 1: So that was hook breaks you up and gets you

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Speaker 1: back together again.

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Speaker 2: Good job. Brook. If you want Brook to crush your

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Speaker 2: current relationship or revive your dead one, text in to

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Speaker 2: seven eighty five, nine to.

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Speaker 1: Two and let her ride that emotional roller coaster for you.

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Speaker 3: I need some time alone to process.

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Speaker 2: Coming up next, Brooks Alone.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Brooking Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the Morning,