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Speaker 3: Enjoy Went upon a Time in a soul Always some
Speaker 3: planets Wait, any planet had a distant amo? Wait some
Speaker 3: planet hot? How dinis or some planet. But the planet
Speaker 3: had had dying, So what their mommy got They were
Speaker 3: baby dying? So get somebody had they had chicken, some
Speaker 3: plan they had beards. Some planet had rabbits, some pan
Speaker 3: had bunnies, some planet has way.
Speaker 1: So there's one planet that just had rabbits and one
Speaker 1: planet had bunnies. What's the difference between the planet that
Speaker 1: had rabbits and the planet that had bunnies? Okay, goodbye?
Speaker 1: Tell me one one scary story. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: One day geek geep down a bead who was a
Speaker 3: bead drying, and the wren tiny it was a bead.
Speaker 1: Ryan, it's not scary. This is a hole. There's a
Speaker 1: big lion in it. Goofball, you do it whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Go ahead one time in a soul way wand then
Speaker 3: Molly said he can't outside, oh little note, so one
Speaker 3: day it will winter and they talked it down her
Speaker 3: side and they went outfly and then the man were
Speaker 3: one They wasn't honey, and then noted, then.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's Christmas, go ahead and tell me.
Speaker 3: Sorry, want to come time? You're two? Little twin. All
Speaker 3: they wanted to do it wanted twin was but they
Speaker 3: twin didn't, so they building between fat, the little boys
Speaker 3: building frame fat, and then the twins the two little
Speaker 3: frame drolled on it, and then one of them wood,
Speaker 3: and then they twinn't said sat but the fat and
Speaker 3: wanted me to tell you the really stories.
Speaker 1: Sure, tell me a really short story.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm down to the lot. But the rabbit
Speaker 3: was it didn't know how to jumbled it all, so
Speaker 3: he decided to make a way jump he wider. He
Speaker 3: rided himself on a bike.
Speaker 1: The end. How am I supposed to go to bed
Speaker 1: after hearing that story?
Speaker 3: Sit down a warm story, and then and then it
Speaker 3: might be wait up time down? Okay, thanks one up
Speaker 3: on a time. They were two and mumbo. They were
Speaker 3: a seattle and a sea lion. But they didn't know
Speaker 3: how to flim, so they dawned on a sabold. Then
Speaker 3: they waddled sea, and then they twitted because they were bold,
Speaker 3: not happy, but they were medium emod in they were
Speaker 3: in flood. Then they saw our datas, but then they
Speaker 3: were mad and swimmed in the ocean. Then and it
Speaker 3: was just poy, but they saw a seward and a
Speaker 3: deep y ends. But but.
Speaker 1: That story was crazy I liked it like that was
Speaker 1: a good story. Thank you for that one. All right,
Speaker 1: that's one story. Then we go to bed. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sleepy.
Speaker 3: One upon a time in the Soul, so Saul saw
Speaker 3: Away City. Every time people watched away them on their table,
Speaker 3: the hamble bodor with tad the bite of their tato,
Speaker 3: and they and when they came back at the table,
Speaker 3: they said, wait, either did it take a bide? This
Speaker 3: too did and they saw him. They saw the toto
Speaker 3: boatle the end. Once upon a time, the riddle dies.
Speaker 3: They tried did a tampasan. They tried did a campasan,
Speaker 3: and the Tampathan didn't vote, and the tampasan didn't vote,
Speaker 3: so they died on a distant it. So they died
Speaker 3: on the distance. And then they rode on a bike
Speaker 3: and they and then they hit it someone on their bite.
Speaker 3: And then they rode on a bike and they hid
Speaker 3: it some him riding their bikes. And then they saw
Speaker 3: a seahost, and then they saw a seahost and then
Speaker 3: they and then they dropped this soon and then they
Speaker 3: dropped their song dead.
Speaker 1: Why did you say everything twice in that story?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's a weird thing that you did, Like have you
Speaker 1: did you have you ever heard somebody do that before?
Speaker 1: You just made that up. You just want to repeat
Speaker 1: things twice each time. Yeah, that was that was neat
Speaker 1: Like Chris Rocky.
Speaker 3: About one to pilot time and there so way well
Speaker 3: on the letter on a boat where a helicoptery free
Speaker 3: helicopters and there were so many talks at their eden.
Speaker 3: The helicopter didn't know at under the boat with a
Speaker 3: faked but the soul did not at the boat were
Speaker 3: doing on the big big ray and the big big
Speaker 3: ray the boat were posted on older the way and
Speaker 3: then the soap and then and then they're so sot
Speaker 3: off the bottom of the boat he and then and
Speaker 3: then it the and then they went sat so and
Speaker 3: then they're an hour day that popped it up and
Speaker 3: ate the whole boat.
Speaker 1: M wow.
Speaker 3: When too kind of time, somebody named Traptain handed the
Speaker 3: brute toe he would he so he did, and he
Speaker 3: boughts in this in the soul and he and he
Speaker 3: is so he cleaned it up the met in his house.
Speaker 3: But when he drink he he's so so butked one
Speaker 3: butt had mixed in this low and try it, but
Speaker 3: he didn't know where it is, but somebody put it here.
Speaker 3: It se and came out of the drowned. It was
Speaker 3: a zombie, Jill would vaughant zombie the wheel and the
Speaker 3: zombie tweated but aided.
Speaker 1: The end. I honestly don't think I understood anything in
Speaker 1: that story. There was a zombie. What else was there?
Speaker 1: What was the guy's what was the guy's name?
Speaker 3: I remember el Alright, I'm telling the same story, but
Speaker 3: addition zog in it.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're telling me a different version of the same story.
Speaker 1: All right, that's her?
Speaker 3: What's uplent of time? And tall? The pavement pretty? The
Speaker 3: law They ran a while, but he'd like it to
Speaker 3: fit down. Hi, then happy? So my head well, someone
Speaker 3: said my head ould and then with a penguin and
Speaker 3: a baby pat she said she was a baby.
Speaker 1: I don't like the story at all. It's not good.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense, and it's it's really hard to understand.
Speaker 1: I don't like it when your stories have voices, because
Speaker 1: your voice is already on the scale of tough to understand,
Speaker 1: and then when you do voices, it's like, what are
Speaker 1: we talking about? At this point? I bet see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I can't understand that.
Speaker 3: Just buying a baby.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're still doing it, but don't what's one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty six times twenty eight?
Speaker 3: Don't signed your song?
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, okay. Once upon a time there was
Speaker 3: a slay city called Mawabill. And in that baby, there's
Speaker 3: an old place and the old place went old calls
Speaker 3: and it andything was oh eating the place. There's an
Speaker 3: old assertans until they fisted, desisted. A boy named and
Speaker 3: this boy name HadAM your eyes. Then he waited someone
Speaker 3: and he didn't know about the dragon one until he
Speaker 3: were all the babies and he's hundred and he was
Speaker 3: a big brother and he handed a baby sick back Indian.
Speaker 3: Once upon time they were the play ground anyone want
Speaker 3: to play down. It was so so fun, but one
Speaker 3: of them didn't white it the only way there when
Speaker 3: they turned white on or so fun. But and then
Speaker 3: the police tick, the police dared kick, and they were
Speaker 3: ducked out, and and and and the post got bidder
Speaker 3: and bidder and bidder until until they had to did
Speaker 3: their home.
Speaker 1: But it was so big what they got bigger.
Speaker 3: The poet the park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the park got bigger and bigger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what does it mean? Got me? They were the
Speaker 3: white flocked the did and he did all the pole
Speaker 3: but they did not bidder and bidder?
Speaker 1: How was the park getting bigger and bigger?
Speaker 3: Wait, like, I don't know. Tornado tated maybe and that
Speaker 3: made it like a whole alia. I didn't know why.
Speaker 3: I didn't know sun.
Speaker 1: This story.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: It's scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, one gay the momitra you can't out file
Speaker 3: your aunt. The little popped into a did t.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it anymore. Tell me a story.
Speaker 3: Once upon a time a wapit went to the work
Speaker 3: the end.
Speaker 1: Okay, that is insane.
Speaker 3: Once upon a time hm hmm in a soul Way
Speaker 3: city with the ridle tiny people. All they wanted to do,
Speaker 3: Why a more dicycle preddant becauds it would only a
Speaker 3: choose he motorcycle. So they try to keep up with
Speaker 3: the other motorcycle. But so they may are They twidded
Speaker 3: wed wold red world up plea comoda, and then he
Speaker 3: did it.
Speaker 1: He was a seat So then bye, that's very awful.
Speaker 3: Went upon a time in one one what saw sauce
Speaker 3: Salway City where the wind were the people and then
Speaker 3: they were Baba and Nini. The one were bright red
Speaker 3: and when they're bright blue, and they would brighten their
Speaker 3: white bread and white blue tall a wow. But the
Speaker 3: blue dye didn't know a pol and they yelled, I
Speaker 3: didn't know he was a sciential hold on okay, and
Speaker 3: wondered that. And the other one I don't know. There
Speaker 3: was one wanted a.
Speaker 1: Chancy. The story has gone off the rails.
Speaker 3: I don't no wise, you don't know.
Speaker 1: What you're saying. Yeah, you've got yourself into a pickle hunt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went out new whizzing.
Speaker 1: The end.
Speaker 3: What's upon a pine? There was a poky pine, but
Speaker 3: they were not just any kind of poky pine. This
Speaker 3: was a mean poky pine. But all the people didn't
Speaker 3: want pine wanted to do they were so mean because
Speaker 3: they did all they dot was hit they did, didn't
Speaker 3: needn't there to do anything. Every time they got wrapped
Speaker 3: and all of the person that's hot. But they wasn't
Speaker 3: just any kind of poky pine. They were a big
Speaker 3: big sap sas sauce poky poky pine. But then somebody said, hey,
Speaker 3: back there a mean and that's why, that's what he was.
Speaker 3: He wasn't a poky pine. He was my say, he
Speaker 3: wasn't a poky pine one of those other ones that
Speaker 3: are similar with the poky pies. But they and there
Speaker 3: was a head drag. Then the head shock called chat, hey,
Speaker 3: are you a poky pine? And and the poky sign said, yes,
Speaker 3: I'm a poky pine. And what is your name? And
Speaker 3: then and the poky pine said, my name is poke
Speaker 3: aheim name my name, but Henry and and and Henry
Speaker 3: said to the put to the what had Troy, what's
Speaker 3: your name? And he said he was his name was
Speaker 3: so why am I don't remember? And then he said,
Speaker 3: my name is Sata and see and the poe and
Speaker 3: the poky sign said what h And he the boy
Speaker 3: gets some mind and said that about a name, Okay,
Speaker 3: my name is pine. And and he totally make up
Speaker 3: any names. But then something happened Wayne and poll we
Speaker 3: the old man is so ween. That's who came. What
Speaker 3: came entruments and they were singing, it's Wain and the polly,
Speaker 3: oh man, he's on he in the bell. He bumped
Speaker 3: to the and tilting it in a moaning that what
Speaker 3: they were singing. And one person said, come to the doctor.
Speaker 3: And that's what they told on when they when they
Speaker 3: got into the doctor. I'll tell you what they told
Speaker 3: on when they got into the doctor. I'll tell you doctor,
Speaker 3: doctor did me the news, got a bad case and
Speaker 3: loving you day back what they told None.
Speaker 1: Is that it.
Speaker 3: Nope, this is a very lunch soul.
Speaker 1: You're telling me.
Speaker 3: This is a soay that thoughts all the way until
Speaker 3: at the morning, trying to so it is.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to bed, honey then and those bed
Speaker 1: in here, Okay, finish it up the end. No, ma'm.
Speaker 3: I want to tell stories a day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's tell stories. You wanna go first?
Speaker 3: You just down one of those.
Speaker 1: He wants to go first, A right, let him go first,
Speaker 1: Get cad.
Speaker 3: And yes, cat cat, get that tat. I mean many
Speaker 3: JESU read.
Speaker 1: The story is horrible. Now you tell the story once.
Speaker 3: Upon a time and they're so awatid social a deep
Speaker 3: leg it bunny. All he wanted to do is samply,
Speaker 3: he toured. All he wanted to do is sampling, he
Speaker 3: told it. Then I just all it take And then
Speaker 3: the bunny didn't know what to do. He said he
Speaker 3: finally he sold to them what all yoga? And at
Speaker 3: my talk will how what joining? And then the auto
Speaker 3: got what it how that to do?
Speaker 1: And I just so when Wagan this story is no
Speaker 1: good either.
Speaker 3: Once upon a time, Hey, come Onny something you wanted
Speaker 3: to see something? And trazy, Yeah you want to? Can
Speaker 3: I bring my brains? Yeah you can't the end?
Speaker 1: Are you just retelling tonight? When you saw when I
Speaker 1: told you to come in the hallway and look at
Speaker 1: the spider.
Speaker 3: Yes, once upon a time there are Twitter animals. All
Speaker 3: they wanted to do is ride on a train, but
Speaker 3: a Twitter put put to the addition in all the
Speaker 3: boat detached themselves. They did wanted off to play, but
Speaker 3: did anyone point? They're so so happy? And then an
Speaker 3: d and but there are too little pain. But the
Speaker 3: pevement with the rail like the penguins were sick.
Speaker 1: That was like one of the somebody what this is
Speaker 1: like one of those movies at the end where ends
Speaker 1: the credits rule? And then they had like some extra
Speaker 1: little scenes before the movie finishes.
Speaker 3: I talked to Madick.
Speaker 1: The other extra scenes in Top on Maverick. Yes all
Speaker 1: right then, yes, like Top Maverick.
Speaker 3: And the only Soviet days length, and then they went
Speaker 3: to freepdi in.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: They always wanted gender readians one upon a time in
Speaker 3: the deep deep out a deep be head or some
Speaker 3: little little bullians. But they would he did him hot
Speaker 3: doss him. He did what he didn't hear, but they
Speaker 3: said it til one with toty meatballs.
Speaker 1: All right, well, hold let me. So there's three there's
Speaker 1: three lions in a cave, and they wanted ham. But
Speaker 1: their favorite thing is turkey meatballs. Handmaid hamas turkeys. Okay,
Speaker 1: go on, sorry, okay, now we do. That's the end
Speaker 1: of the story.
Speaker 3: Story.
Speaker 1: That story is garbage.
Speaker 3: Okay. Once upon the time a tail a datto or
Speaker 3: flying in the way, he he'd fly to fly people
Speaker 3: with the other so we're tail of dattos. But he
Speaker 3: tried it, but they were two way. He sat down
Speaker 3: to someone the truth, and then one outside those into
Speaker 3: a ball, and then the h that killed trying the
Speaker 3: ada that finded away and then say we don't want
Speaker 3: to stay on, and then blot out of window into
Speaker 3: the sign and they saw down their dagger, and then
Speaker 3: and then and then the two and then the other
Speaker 3: two got to bloat, and then the octopus. It all
Speaker 3: did your jackals, and then they did and then they
Speaker 3: found two sides, and then and then the sand, and
Speaker 3: they bloted and a bit hold on what ate the saying,
Speaker 3: And then they were in a sectal and and they
Speaker 3: sat in a secal.
Speaker 2: Because they were two bear there in a segard.
Speaker 1: The wrap this story up right now, and they were
Speaker 1: the light and.
Speaker 3: Then signed so white, and they brewed away and now
Speaker 3: the bold thing helps you do. And then they were
Speaker 3: jupid of all the down and then your mommy and
Speaker 3: Janny and the day eighth and find up a mountain
Speaker 3: and the mountain and then cowered, and then they cool
Speaker 3: getting Dan went upon a time in a win in
Speaker 3: two year old taught the chip twenty and they don't
Speaker 3: turn to them but only si. They didn't know how
Speaker 3: but the fim. So one day they they they got
Speaker 3: they put their bad babings through John. They went outside.
Speaker 3: They don't under the tred and they wound have to
Speaker 3: swim and then the tod and it was so signed.
Speaker 3: So one day the old wheos in the ohos, oh
Speaker 3: whioso wheos. And then when the orio sane, it tep
Speaker 3: didn't louder and louder and louder until it got super
Speaker 3: wild until there's a monster coming.
Speaker 1: Damn, give me a good night story. Good okay, the.
Speaker 3: Funding time and a heart thought soul any single die
Speaker 3: and we did teople the the pizza die when eat
Speaker 3: their pizza, and when they watched the fact they did
Speaker 3: people and gay on Daddy played. They didn't see a pizza,
Speaker 3: so they went to the hamble. They got pizza back
Speaker 3: and say, when I came back to my table, they
Speaker 3: were then a pizza. Hm. We slimed out what happened
Speaker 3: and then that was the boy and the daddy saw
Speaker 3: the pizza man and the pizza turned around and said,
Speaker 3: I ate that pizza. Eyeboy hungry. Then they put in
Speaker 3: a big bore pizza with and the be natural. So
Speaker 3: when he wandered away, he said, oh, I'm eating all
Speaker 3: of the pizza. So he trottened the dead tipped them
Speaker 3: and but the ad walked away.
Speaker 1: The end. Good story, buddy, Give me one quick story
Speaker 1: before mom reads. Go ahead, h.
Speaker 3: Panner Pie in the middle so Land with their tree
Speaker 3: doing anyway with a big riddle tractor decided and he
Speaker 3: would then beat He would then be a freak, but
Speaker 3: he would then the freak the dress or it will
Speaker 3: be flick flat so he could dry. So one day
Speaker 3: she decided to be a push flatten, so he dot
Speaker 3: and suddle. She pushed it all the way, flew the
Speaker 3: plants so they would drow high and tall. So but
Speaker 3: he decided that he would then be a male for it.
Speaker 3: One day he would then the milk prints male him
Speaker 3: to pretend maw and he was saying, here the male.
Speaker 3: They one decided to les how we do too. But
Speaker 3: the only sh he didn't know that there was a
Speaker 3: milk guy. He loved milk any time the milk died
Speaker 3: with it's any But the weed drimmed the moon and
Speaker 3: they walked, and they walked away from the table the
Speaker 3: milkman who did it different the humble door. But the milkman,
Speaker 3: as he didn't know there was a little teake. He
Speaker 3: stepped and then he set down to the milk tea.
Speaker 3: He saw a way to dip out or that milk.
Speaker 1: De wow, Oh, good story.
Speaker 3: Once upon a time a little movie. She she it's
Speaker 3: somebody with the toys in the water. They she told
Speaker 3: they were. But when that anon she was swimming in
Speaker 3: the water, she saw a toy in the water. H,
Speaker 3: let's see what that is? And it with a bot
Speaker 3: and she said what shee it in the thought and
Speaker 3: it was a little tiny white they told it. He said, hm,
Speaker 3: what is this? Soon told and then he swim and swamp.
Speaker 3: I saw to the flamp. She went on and she
Speaker 3: popped it up and she went on the boat. So
Speaker 3: what he did is she framed out of the boat.
Speaker 3: I sat at a tear and had so deeted tian
Speaker 3: until she went down a big water saw and then
Speaker 3: down at the bottom of the seat, down down down
Speaker 3: what tree tour SATs aliens by the turns, but at
Speaker 3: the turn of movemaidse diftant, momaids another momaid, so many
Speaker 3: things down at the bottom of the sea ge and
Speaker 3: tnat wmo so no, once upon a time in a
Speaker 3: so so way the woods with these ladle mouth checkers.
Speaker 3: And then and then and then every day the baby
Speaker 3: went out, a big, big, big bear would taste up
Speaker 3: to him, and yeah, I told you it was say a,
Speaker 3: and and and and every day he would say do
Speaker 3: you want to raise? And then and then and then
Speaker 3: they race it, and then the bear and then the baby,
Speaker 3: and I was the baby, and then the baby one
Speaker 3: and then everybody chilled to them. They went back home.
Speaker 3: They had to dan dinner, and then in the mooning
Speaker 3: and then and then and then the bear said, it
Speaker 3: been a long time, did you want to ray? And
Speaker 3: then and then they and then they races, and then
Speaker 3: and then and then and then and then the bear
Speaker 3: and then the bell trip and sell and then and
Speaker 3: then the baby one and now and there was so
Speaker 3: much house and and then and then someone had knocked
Speaker 3: it on the door and they opened the door and
Speaker 3: it was a big big bad wolves and then he
Speaker 3: lays and jersey and then he told us a butt
Speaker 3: this it's a book bottle bundle mono. And these the
Speaker 3: big girl and he said to eat people. And then
Speaker 3: but what a people who are fools? And there's the
Speaker 3: buns and these the buller bullo and their gull little
Speaker 3: baller got little bit cool mans. And then they laugh
Speaker 3: and laugh, and there was little bull and there was
Speaker 3: a big cheetah and a leopard corn they said, with
Speaker 3: the pigure with their bag guy like guys. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: all fright and laugh and laught, and then the rose
Speaker 3: eight everyone and then they still laughed when he was
Speaker 3: it can tell me. And then the gender bread maintained,
Speaker 3: and it came and then and then and then the
Speaker 3: candy maintained, and then the gender and then and then
Speaker 3: and then and then the bandy came and they and
Speaker 3: they ate the candy man, and then and then locker
Speaker 3: come and then the body and in the parkway what difference?
Speaker 3: So we need to be long.
Speaker 1: The story is so long. It's the longest I've ever.
Speaker 3: Heard sometime, but I wanted to be long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that story so long.
Speaker 3: And then it says seven eight nine d and Kay
Speaker 3: went twelve time in the soul. Soul is drive to clean?
Speaker 3: Do you? And they talk do the pilot all the
Speaker 3: pilly one the pilot wanted to do was say up
Speaker 3: all night, but he couldn't put The team noticed that
Speaker 3: he might get tired, so he would. Then he made
Speaker 3: up a little bed in the wodden room, so him
Speaker 3: faller made yourself told you.
Speaker 4: And maybe that he would maybe just needs a riddle,
Speaker 4: more pillows.
Speaker 3: So what he needed to do, it's it's samid Ma
Speaker 3: told you, but chance it. He waited and waited and
Speaker 3: then she they didn't know, but to this it would
Speaker 3: then be he would the hundry so cham. So what
Speaker 3: he had to do and make it out at a
Speaker 3: table and he would weigh on a table and then
Speaker 3: she was too tired and he wouldn't need any more.
Speaker 3: So the the end.
Speaker 1: But you can't say the end and then say but
Speaker 1: is it a two parter? Yeah? The end, Okay, the
Speaker 1: second part is just real short.
Speaker 3: Mmmm. Once upon a time there the riddle cions all
Speaker 3: they wanted to do it. Whoa, but at this handy whoa,
Speaker 3: they sound like it freak freak tell the would I
Speaker 3: want to mount? So they ate a bit of wyan
Speaker 3: and then they tried to who more how louder lion
Speaker 3: and they twigtered it so fine feet feet so they
Speaker 3: more lions, more daddy wires, and then and then they
Speaker 3: tried to and they turn and they were so happy.
Speaker 3: The end.
Speaker 1: Little story tonight because I'm really sleepy. The rather yeah short,
Speaker 1: give me a nice story about.
Speaker 3: Maybe you won't really like it.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll be the judge.
Speaker 3: Once upon a time they were the sotha in the water.
Speaker 3: They were liting and told it. But any time they
Speaker 3: tracked away, how day they ate them any tute time
Speaker 3: even either when at night time they do a time out,
Speaker 3: and then they and then don a sissy name, and
Speaker 3: then the show about the shick sing nemo, And then
Speaker 3: I do answer that.
Speaker 1: That was awful. All right, go ahead, tell me what.
Speaker 3: Once upon a time in a sol way song but
Speaker 3: the sormer and he's the animal. Every day they were
Speaker 3: the salmon in the deep ocean. Shield did every day
Speaker 3: they to see anything was saucing day. And one day
Speaker 3: they saw don't into the driveway and and and onto
Speaker 3: a big huge tie. Od, it's how you don't know
Speaker 3: how to wait out? Did they say? One didn't know
Speaker 3: how to suck? And then the end. Once upon a
Speaker 3: time in a saw away planet like they didn't atronauts
Speaker 3: they waded so hot, but no insane, so what they
Speaker 3: needed tall? Where the water is it? They blanted darts intense,
Speaker 3: the matter all blow, they said. And then the asnaut
Speaker 3: waded and waded, and then the waters it tame so dope.
Speaker 3: So anybody would the town accept the mulder beasts and
Speaker 3: they milder beasts. But then sire and and he bloated
Speaker 3: sire out. And there was a time they dragged He
Speaker 3: were purple with flight on him always. Then then when
Speaker 3: they were night time, he he got out of bed.
Speaker 3: He got out, he went outside, and they were the beast.
Speaker 3: It was talk. It was told him preezing beasts, and
Speaker 3: that precently blew him and told him into assat you
Speaker 3: but this, and then he told back, and then he
Speaker 3: woked bow and then missile beast flew away. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then the aftronaut waited and waded, and then they saw
Speaker 3: another one to sip with the titty cat in it.
Speaker 3: And then they got broke and put to the actronaut.
Speaker 3: They didn't know they were the ti tatten that the
Speaker 3: astronaut and then deceased whistled loudly, and then and then
Speaker 3: and then away to the west to the hero says,
Speaker 3: and then and then they all went to bed.
Speaker 5: The end.
Speaker 3: Once upon that crime in Solwayland, iron lord rainbows, there
Speaker 3: was aught to put in noceit. His name was Bubby,
Speaker 3: and all he wanted to do the kick his lead,
Speaker 3: but he was too so he was still a baby.
Speaker 3: The end on top one the time and the dog
Speaker 3: dog jog don't cry with the moon and death and
Speaker 3: they who went on the wall. People people watched on
Speaker 3: the wold, and they went each outkay, okay, one talk
Speaker 3: about it one o the mummy one mother that was
Speaker 3: did the sea when were the wool bar? One the
Speaker 3: one one word to see one the town, and one
Speaker 3: with the boat a red boat, and then once what
Speaker 3: and the one one was a momid.
Speaker 1: The story's gone off the rails.
Speaker 3: And once upon a time maybe that with fleming the
Speaker 3: old kids. They were people on the beach for a
Speaker 3: paddleing the then pop up and they set a should
Speaker 3: and down along and then suddenly they got in their
Speaker 3: doll droats that sack of they tear they lay out
Speaker 3: that were a sack as they can took. I think
Speaker 3: did someone there? And then lay them back home trot
Speaker 3: door shut. They locked the door, locked all of the
Speaker 3: doll so nothing will come in. Then something happened. The
Speaker 3: house were all doult. They knew what happened that they
Speaker 3: electrically went off in their house and there was somebody
Speaker 3: huge fort turned the kneading dough shot full. Oh oh,
Speaker 3: they saw fourth at the beach, and then they were
Speaker 3: trying to eat the bread with you. Then that didn't happen.
Speaker 3: What those so sad? I say it the flock China,
Speaker 3: they say, did it all? Anybody? The Chino went so sad?
Speaker 3: The fucking after him?
Speaker 1: What are you do you? I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: The whip ran after him.
Speaker 5: The fucking acting, the froth, no, the face frost. No,
Speaker 5: a sloth, yeah, a swath. I got it.
Speaker 3: But they were two fold, so did chea. And then
Speaker 3: the fun on the cheetah and the Cheeta went so
Speaker 3: sack and then he done in the Cheta car.
Speaker 1: The cheetah has a car.
Speaker 3: It was just a Halloween tattoo.
Speaker 1: Who was dressed up like a cheetah.
Speaker 3: Maybe out now a real Cheeta, a.
Speaker 1: Real cheetah dressed up like a cheetah. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: Is this the end of the story? No? When does
Speaker 1: it end? Because it makes It's just gone on ten minutes,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: And then something happens. The animal wam back, but the
Speaker 3: molten lamp the more team. What do you send me ever?
Speaker 3: Bidden to come from plane?
Speaker 1: Rud, I don't know. Then I want you to tell
Speaker 1: me one happy Halloween story.
Speaker 3: Okay, that, but that then you be about us, drall it,
Speaker 3: I say. And a mouth with a pump on a.
Speaker 1: Pumpkin, A mouth on a pumpkin.
Speaker 3: Yeaes Sasian, a Sasian. Some ice.
Speaker 1: We'll tell me the story okay, but but but but
Speaker 1: this went in.
Speaker 3: Not real, but do it the mummy and this one,
Speaker 3: but but do it just a boy? But the boy
Speaker 3: would dress that by the mummy.
Speaker 1: Okay, but.
Speaker 3: Not the end. Yea, they were treat treating. They was,
Speaker 3: but but they wouldest it up at the mummy and
Speaker 3: he would torsistant healthy and the only health he saw
Speaker 3: with a pie for the pizza truck. Yeah, the house
Speaker 3: had a pizza. So when he went with the house,
Speaker 3: I had only pizza and and and they laughed and
Speaker 3: rapper it would dip pizza anywhere on the ground EdWay.
Speaker 3: No one would except the mummy with the mummy. You
Speaker 3: hit your mummy, not your mommy, your mummy, you hit
Speaker 3: your daddy here.
Speaker 1: So at the end of that story, but they didn't.
Speaker 3: Know I do a real mummy. There was a real
Speaker 3: mummy in this vie. But they can't talk about that
Speaker 3: one put that there was sil but then they were
Speaker 3: hand sounded mummies.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness them all right, go ahead and tell
Speaker 1: me a happy story.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, for the time in the sauce sauce over
Speaker 3: were a two timer. They won't played with finals dironals.
Speaker 3: We're not silly, so they won one. Put their one silly, Dynald,
Speaker 3: and that's a great story.
Speaker 1: Thank you.