WEBVTT - My Son’s Bedtime Stories 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:05.720 Tosh Tosh Show. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:12.840 Hey guys, it's me Daniel Tosh, host of The Toss Show, 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:17.239 and today I've got a very special pod for you. 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:19.680 Today we're doing a. 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:24.520 Best of Oh Eddie hit us with some of that 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:28.200 best of sweet jazz music that you love so much. 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:47.239 Like good jazz, you never know when it's gonna end. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:51.479 Listen. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:56.160 My son has been doing the bedtime Stories segment for 0:00:56.200 --> 0:01:00.120 our show for all but two episodes, but now now 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:04.360 it's going to be the best of And since it's 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:08.839 my son, I couldn't pick just one or two, so 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.440 I'm gonna play the entire catalog for you back to back. 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:16.039 That way, you can let your children watch this at 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.440 night before they go to bed, and you won't have 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:20.759 to read to them. F Y, this is the only 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:24.000 piece of content on this show that we could check 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.520 the yes It's made for Kids box when uploadingto YouTube. 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:34.000 So kids, please enjoy this very very very long video, 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:37.720 and also please don't ever watch anything else that we 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:41.839 ever put on this channel until you turn eighteen or 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:43.160 run away from home. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:49.240 Enjoy Went upon a Time in a soul Always some 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:56.000 planets Wait, any planet had a distant amo? Wait some 0:01:56.200 --> 0:02:02.680 planet hot? How dinis or some planet. But the planet 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:06.200 had had dying, So what their mommy got They were 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:10.799 baby dying? So get somebody had they had chicken, some 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:15.720 plan they had beards. Some planet had rabbits, some pan 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.720 had bunnies, some planet has way. 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:21.440 So there's one planet that just had rabbits and one 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.960 planet had bunnies. What's the difference between the planet that 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:27.600 had rabbits and the planet that had bunnies? Okay, goodbye? 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:34.799 Tell me one one scary story. Okay, okay. 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:39.079 One day geek geep down a bead who was a 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:43.600 bead drying, and the wren tiny it was a bead. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:52.480 Ryan, it's not scary. This is a hole. There's a 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:57.120 big lion in it. Goofball, you do it whatever you want. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:03.320 Go ahead one time in a soul way wand then 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:08.360 Molly said he can't outside, oh little note, so one 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:11.000 day it will winter and they talked it down her 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:15.440 side and they went outfly and then the man were 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:21.760 one They wasn't honey, and then noted, then. 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:26.120 Okay, it's Christmas, go ahead and tell me. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:31.720 Sorry, want to come time? You're two? Little twin. All 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:35.560 they wanted to do it wanted twin was but they 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:40.880 twin didn't, so they building between fat, the little boys 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:45.520 building frame fat, and then the twins the two little 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:51.880 frame drolled on it, and then one of them wood, 0:03:52.480 --> 0:04:02.320 and then they twinn't said sat but the fat and 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.720 wanted me to tell you the really stories. 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:06.960 Sure, tell me a really short story. 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:12.000 Oh no, I'm down to the lot. But the rabbit 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.080 was it didn't know how to jumbled it all, so 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:20.680 he decided to make a way jump he wider. He 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:23.000 rided himself on a bike. 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.839 The end. How am I supposed to go to bed 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:27.239 after hearing that story? 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:31.599 Sit down a warm story, and then and then it 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:37.560 might be wait up time down? Okay, thanks one up 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:42.360 on a time. They were two and mumbo. They were 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:46.880 a seattle and a sea lion. But they didn't know 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:52.280 how to flim, so they dawned on a sabold. Then 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:59.640 they waddled sea, and then they twitted because they were bold, 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:06.159 not happy, but they were medium emod in they were 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:11.440 in flood. Then they saw our datas, but then they 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:15.640 were mad and swimmed in the ocean. Then and it 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:19.520 was just poy, but they saw a seward and a 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:24.159 deep y ends. But but. 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:32.440 That story was crazy I liked it like that was 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:36.160 a good story. Thank you for that one. All right, 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.760 that's one story. Then we go to bed. Okay, okay, 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:39.600 I'm sleepy. 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:46.880 One upon a time in the Soul, so Saul saw 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:55.080 Away City. Every time people watched away them on their table, 0:05:56.080 --> 0:06:02.400 the hamble bodor with tad the bite of their tato, 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:06.400 and they and when they came back at the table, 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:11.560 they said, wait, either did it take a bide? This 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:16.400 too did and they saw him. They saw the toto 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:25.799 boatle the end. Once upon a time, the riddle dies. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:34.560 They tried did a tampasan. They tried did a campasan, 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:40.560 and the Tampathan didn't vote, and the tampasan didn't vote, 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:45.120 so they died on a distant it. So they died 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:49.359 on the distance. And then they rode on a bike 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:55.280 and they and then they hit it someone on their bite. 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.039 And then they rode on a bike and they hid 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:03.599 it some him riding their bikes. And then they saw 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:08.200 a seahost, and then they saw a seahost and then 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:11.960 they and then they dropped this soon and then they 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.280 dropped their song dead. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.400 Why did you say everything twice in that story? 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:18.840 I don't know. 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:22.120 That's a weird thing that you did, Like have you 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:24.840 did you have you ever heard somebody do that before? 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:28.080 You just made that up. You just want to repeat 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:31.400 things twice each time. Yeah, that was that was neat 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:36.920 Like Chris Rocky. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:39.080 About one to pilot time and there so way well 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:46.040 on the letter on a boat where a helicoptery free 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:51.600 helicopters and there were so many talks at their eden. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:56.320 The helicopter didn't know at under the boat with a 0:07:56.640 --> 0:08:01.200 faked but the soul did not at the boat were 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:05.640 doing on the big big ray and the big big 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:10.960 ray the boat were posted on older the way and 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:14.400 then the soap and then and then they're so sot 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:19.240 off the bottom of the boat he and then and 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:23.320 then it the and then they went sat so and 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:26.960 then they're an hour day that popped it up and 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:28.360 ate the whole boat. 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:30.560 M wow. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:39.800 When too kind of time, somebody named Traptain handed the 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:44.120 brute toe he would he so he did, and he 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:48.319 boughts in this in the soul and he and he 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:52.240 is so he cleaned it up the met in his house. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:57.680 But when he drink he he's so so butked one 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:04.360 butt had mixed in this low and try it, but 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:08.920 he didn't know where it is, but somebody put it here. 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:14.360 It se and came out of the drowned. It was 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:20.959 a zombie, Jill would vaughant zombie the wheel and the 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:24.040 zombie tweated but aided. 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:30.120 The end. I honestly don't think I understood anything in 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.839 that story. There was a zombie. What else was there? 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:34.679 What was the guy's what was the guy's name? 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:41.000 I remember el Alright, I'm telling the same story, but 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:42.880 addition zog in it. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.520 Oh, you're telling me a different version of the same story. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:46.200 All right, that's her? 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:52.480 What's uplent of time? And tall? The pavement pretty? The 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:57.319 law They ran a while, but he'd like it to 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:05.160 fit down. Hi, then happy? So my head well, someone 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:15.160 said my head ould and then with a penguin and 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:22.240 a baby pat she said she was a baby. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.640 I don't like the story at all. It's not good. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.920 It doesn't make sense, and it's it's really hard to understand. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:34.400 I don't like it when your stories have voices, because 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:38.960 your voice is already on the scale of tough to understand, 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.160 and then when you do voices, it's like, what are 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:45.120 we talking about? At this point? I bet see what 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:46.520 I'm saying. I can't understand that. 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:48.520 Just buying a baby. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:56.720 Okay, you're still doing it, but don't what's one hundred 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:58.240 and fifty six times twenty eight? 0:10:58.840 --> 0:10:59.840 Don't signed your song? 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:03.719 That's pretty good. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:09.240 Oh okay, okay, okay. Once upon a time there was 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:15.560 a slay city called Mawabill. And in that baby, there's 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:19.160 an old place and the old place went old calls 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:25.160 and it andything was oh eating the place. There's an 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:36.719 old assertans until they fisted, desisted. A boy named and 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:44.840 this boy name HadAM your eyes. Then he waited someone 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.760 and he didn't know about the dragon one until he 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:53.719 were all the babies and he's hundred and he was 0:11:53.760 --> 0:12:00.840 a big brother and he handed a baby sick back Indian. 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:08.679 Once upon time they were the play ground anyone want 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:12.680 to play down. It was so so fun, but one 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:15.440 of them didn't white it the only way there when 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:19.240 they turned white on or so fun. But and then 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:23.560 the police tick, the police dared kick, and they were 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:28.880 ducked out, and and and and the post got bidder 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:35.280 and bidder and bidder until until they had to did 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:35.720 their home. 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:38.760 But it was so big what they got bigger. 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:41.679 The poet the park. 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.200 Yeah, the park got bigger and bigger. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.599 Yeah, what does it mean? Got me? They were the 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.800 white flocked the did and he did all the pole 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:53.440 but they did not bidder and bidder? 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:55.760 How was the park getting bigger and bigger? 0:12:56.240 --> 0:13:00.559 Wait, like, I don't know. Tornado tated maybe and that 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:06.120 made it like a whole alia. I didn't know why. 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:07.640 I didn't know sun. 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:09.800 This story. 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.520 Yes, I know, I know, I know, I know. 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:14.880 It's scary. 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:25.720 Yeah, okay, one gay the momitra you can't out file 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.439 your aunt. The little popped into a did t. 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:33.400 I don't want to hear it anymore. Tell me a story. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.800 Once upon a time a wapit went to the work 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:38.200 the end. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.360 Okay, that is insane. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:49.000 Once upon a time hm hmm in a soul Way 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:56.400 city with the ridle tiny people. All they wanted to do, 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:03.439 Why a more dicycle preddant becauds it would only a 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:10.480 choose he motorcycle. So they try to keep up with 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:17.240 the other motorcycle. But so they may are They twidded 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:25.840 wed wold red world up plea comoda, and then he 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:26.440 did it. 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:33.240 He was a seat So then bye, that's very awful. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:40.040 Went upon a time in one one what saw sauce 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:46.080 Salway City where the wind were the people and then 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:52.840 they were Baba and Nini. The one were bright red 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:56.640 and when they're bright blue, and they would brighten their 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:02.840 white bread and white blue tall a wow. But the 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:08.280 blue dye didn't know a pol and they yelled, I 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:23.760 didn't know he was a sciential hold on okay, and 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:27.920 wondered that. And the other one I don't know. There 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:30.360 was one wanted a. 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:36.000 Chancy. The story has gone off the rails. 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.640 I don't no wise, you don't know. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:44.880 What you're saying. Yeah, you've got yourself into a pickle hunt. 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:49.000 Yeah, I went out new whizzing. 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:50.960 The end. 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:56.600 What's upon a pine? There was a poky pine, but 0:15:56.840 --> 0:16:00.320 they were not just any kind of poky pine. This 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:07.080 was a mean poky pine. But all the people didn't 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:11.120 want pine wanted to do they were so mean because 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:15.600 they did all they dot was hit they did, didn't 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:19.760 needn't there to do anything. Every time they got wrapped 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:23.840 and all of the person that's hot. But they wasn't 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:27.440 just any kind of poky pine. They were a big 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:40.360 big sap sas sauce poky poky pine. But then somebody said, hey, 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:46.480 back there a mean and that's why, that's what he was. 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:51.760 He wasn't a poky pine. He was my say, he 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:56.000 wasn't a poky pine one of those other ones that 0:16:56.120 --> 0:17:02.040 are similar with the poky pies. But they and there 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:07.400 was a head drag. Then the head shock called chat, hey, 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:11.920 are you a poky pine? And and the poky sign said, yes, 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:17.000 I'm a poky pine. And what is your name? And 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:22.359 then and the poky pine said, my name is poke 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:31.879 aheim name my name, but Henry and and and Henry 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:39.080 said to the put to the what had Troy, what's 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:44.639 your name? And he said he was his name was 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:51.080 so why am I don't remember? And then he said, 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:56.600 my name is Sata and see and the poe and 0:17:56.920 --> 0:18:02.080 the poky sign said what h And he the boy 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.639 gets some mind and said that about a name, Okay, 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:09.840 my name is pine. And and he totally make up 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:17.520 any names. But then something happened Wayne and poll we 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:22.879 the old man is so ween. That's who came. What 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:30.080 came entruments and they were singing, it's Wain and the polly, 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:35.000 oh man, he's on he in the bell. He bumped 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:39.600 to the and tilting it in a moaning that what 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:44.840 they were singing. And one person said, come to the doctor. 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:48.119 And that's what they told on when they when they 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:52.480 got into the doctor. I'll tell you what they told 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:57.840 on when they got into the doctor. I'll tell you doctor, 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:02.520 doctor did me the news, got a bad case and 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:06.760 loving you day back what they told None. 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:09.359 Is that it. 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:14.320 Nope, this is a very lunch soul. 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:15.359 You're telling me. 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:19.600 This is a soay that thoughts all the way until 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:23.359 at the morning, trying to so it is. 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:26.880 I gotta go to bed, honey then and those bed 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:35.120 in here, Okay, finish it up the end. No, ma'm. 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:38.960 I want to tell stories a day. 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:41.880 Yeah, let's tell stories. You wanna go first? 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:44.160 You just down one of those. 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:46.640 He wants to go first, A right, let him go first, 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:48.720 Get cad. 0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:56.920 And yes, cat cat, get that tat. I mean many 0:19:57.840 --> 0:19:58.640 JESU read. 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:07.560 The story is horrible. Now you tell the story once. 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:13.600 Upon a time and they're so awatid social a deep 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:17.840 leg it bunny. All he wanted to do is samply, 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:23.280 he toured. All he wanted to do is sampling, he 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:28.000 told it. Then I just all it take And then 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:31.440 the bunny didn't know what to do. He said he 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:36.480 finally he sold to them what all yoga? And at 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:41.760 my talk will how what joining? And then the auto 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.879 got what it how that to do? 0:20:46.160 --> 0:20:51.879 And I just so when Wagan this story is no 0:20:51.960 --> 0:20:52.360 good either. 0:20:53.680 --> 0:20:59.440 Once upon a time, Hey, come Onny something you wanted 0:20:59.480 --> 0:21:02.560 to see something? And trazy, Yeah you want to? Can 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:12.439 I bring my brains? Yeah you can't the end? 0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:19.280 Are you just retelling tonight? When you saw when I 0:21:19.400 --> 0:21:21.520 told you to come in the hallway and look at 0:21:21.520 --> 0:21:22.000 the spider. 0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:30.440 Yes, once upon a time there are Twitter animals. All 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:35.159 they wanted to do is ride on a train, but 0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:40.359 a Twitter put put to the addition in all the 0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:45.560 boat detached themselves. They did wanted off to play, but 0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:53.199 did anyone point? They're so so happy? And then an 0:21:54.040 --> 0:22:01.359 d and but there are too little pain. But the 0:22:02.000 --> 0:22:07.080 pevement with the rail like the penguins were sick. 0:22:08.200 --> 0:22:12.159 That was like one of the somebody what this is 0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:14.080 like one of those movies at the end where ends 0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:16.040 the credits rule? And then they had like some extra 0:22:16.160 --> 0:22:19.120 little scenes before the movie finishes. 0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:21.240 I talked to Madick. 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:25.919 The other extra scenes in Top on Maverick. Yes all 0:22:26.000 --> 0:22:28.120 right then, yes, like Top Maverick. 0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:34.280 And the only Soviet days length, and then they went 0:22:34.400 --> 0:22:35.359 to freepdi in. 0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:36.760 Okay. 0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:43.720 They always wanted gender readians one upon a time in 0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:49.359 the deep deep out a deep be head or some 0:22:49.680 --> 0:22:56.840 little little bullians. But they would he did him hot 0:22:56.920 --> 0:23:01.520 doss him. He did what he didn't hear, but they 0:23:01.680 --> 0:23:05.360 said it til one with toty meatballs. 0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:08.160 All right, well, hold let me. So there's three there's 0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:11.920 three lions in a cave, and they wanted ham. But 0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:18.560 their favorite thing is turkey meatballs. Handmaid hamas turkeys. Okay, 0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:22.480 go on, sorry, okay, now we do. That's the end 0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:23.000 of the story. 0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:24.960 Story. 0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:26.679 That story is garbage. 0:23:28.359 --> 0:23:35.000 Okay. Once upon the time a tail a datto or 0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:41.560 flying in the way, he he'd fly to fly people 0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:46.560 with the other so we're tail of dattos. But he 0:23:46.720 --> 0:23:49.520 tried it, but they were two way. He sat down 0:23:49.720 --> 0:23:56.240 to someone the truth, and then one outside those into 0:23:56.440 --> 0:24:04.159 a ball, and then the h that killed trying the 0:24:04.320 --> 0:24:11.200 ada that finded away and then say we don't want 0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:18.040 to stay on, and then blot out of window into 0:24:18.200 --> 0:24:21.960 the sign and they saw down their dagger, and then 0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:28.800 and then and then the two and then the other 0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:32.040 two got to bloat, and then the octopus. It all 0:24:32.280 --> 0:24:35.479 did your jackals, and then they did and then they 0:24:35.800 --> 0:24:41.520 found two sides, and then and then the sand, and 0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:47.800 they bloted and a bit hold on what ate the saying, 0:24:47.960 --> 0:24:52.280 And then they were in a sectal and and they 0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:54.640 sat in a secal. 0:24:54.520 --> 0:24:59.000 Because they were two bear there in a segard. 0:24:59.400 --> 0:25:03.840 The wrap this story up right now, and they were 0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:04.679 the light and. 0:25:04.720 --> 0:25:10.040 Then signed so white, and they brewed away and now 0:25:10.720 --> 0:25:15.719 the bold thing helps you do. And then they were 0:25:16.000 --> 0:25:21.840 jupid of all the down and then your mommy and 0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:27.720 Janny and the day eighth and find up a mountain 0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:32.640 and the mountain and then cowered, and then they cool 0:25:32.920 --> 0:25:41.000 getting Dan went upon a time in a win in 0:25:41.280 --> 0:25:44.000 two year old taught the chip twenty and they don't 0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:48.040 turn to them but only si. They didn't know how 0:25:48.480 --> 0:25:54.520 but the fim. So one day they they they got 0:25:54.880 --> 0:25:59.960 they put their bad babings through John. They went outside. 0:26:00.440 --> 0:26:03.200 They don't under the tred and they wound have to 0:26:03.440 --> 0:26:07.800 swim and then the tod and it was so signed. 0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:14.920 So one day the old wheos in the ohos, oh 0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:23.560 whioso wheos. And then when the orio sane, it tep 0:26:23.720 --> 0:26:30.399 didn't louder and louder and louder until it got super 0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:33.600 wild until there's a monster coming. 0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:40.760 Damn, give me a good night story. Good okay, the. 0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:48.080 Funding time and a heart thought soul any single die 0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:54.440 and we did teople the the pizza die when eat 0:26:54.520 --> 0:26:59.760 their pizza, and when they watched the fact they did 0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:07.240 people and gay on Daddy played. They didn't see a pizza, 0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:13.080 so they went to the hamble. They got pizza back 0:27:13.320 --> 0:27:19.280 and say, when I came back to my table, they 0:27:19.359 --> 0:27:23.439 were then a pizza. Hm. We slimed out what happened 0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:28.440 and then that was the boy and the daddy saw 0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:33.280 the pizza man and the pizza turned around and said, 0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:38.760 I ate that pizza. Eyeboy hungry. Then they put in 0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:44.200 a big bore pizza with and the be natural. So 0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:48.200 when he wandered away, he said, oh, I'm eating all 0:27:48.240 --> 0:27:52.640 of the pizza. So he trottened the dead tipped them 0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:54.919 and but the ad walked away. 0:27:57.320 --> 0:28:04.160 The end. Good story, buddy, Give me one quick story 0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:06.480 before mom reads. Go ahead, h. 0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:14.879 Panner Pie in the middle so Land with their tree 0:28:15.160 --> 0:28:21.399 doing anyway with a big riddle tractor decided and he 0:28:21.760 --> 0:28:25.840 would then beat He would then be a freak, but 0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:29.360 he would then the freak the dress or it will 0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:36.440 be flick flat so he could dry. So one day 0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:41.720 she decided to be a push flatten, so he dot 0:28:41.920 --> 0:28:47.000 and suddle. She pushed it all the way, flew the 0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:52.840 plants so they would drow high and tall. So but 0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:57.040 he decided that he would then be a male for it. 0:28:57.280 --> 0:29:03.920 One day he would then the milk prints male him 0:29:04.360 --> 0:29:09.720 to pretend maw and he was saying, here the male. 0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:17.200 They one decided to les how we do too. But 0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:21.040 the only sh he didn't know that there was a 0:29:21.320 --> 0:29:26.040 milk guy. He loved milk any time the milk died 0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:31.560 with it's any But the weed drimmed the moon and 0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:35.640 they walked, and they walked away from the table the 0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:41.720 milkman who did it different the humble door. But the milkman, 0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:45.280 as he didn't know there was a little teake. He 0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:50.000 stepped and then he set down to the milk tea. 0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:55.760 He saw a way to dip out or that milk. 0:29:57.080 --> 0:30:01.200 De wow, Oh, good story. 0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:10.920 Once upon a time a little movie. She she it's 0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:18.160 somebody with the toys in the water. They she told 0:30:18.200 --> 0:30:22.240 they were. But when that anon she was swimming in 0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:27.560 the water, she saw a toy in the water. H, 0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:33.200 let's see what that is? And it with a bot 0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:37.120 and she said what shee it in the thought and 0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:41.400 it was a little tiny white they told it. He said, hm, 0:30:43.000 --> 0:30:50.880 what is this? Soon told and then he swim and swamp. 0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:55.600 I saw to the flamp. She went on and she 0:30:56.600 --> 0:31:01.280 popped it up and she went on the boat. So 0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:07.280 what he did is she framed out of the boat. 0:31:07.640 --> 0:31:13.120 I sat at a tear and had so deeted tian 0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:19.680 until she went down a big water saw and then 0:31:21.240 --> 0:31:24.880 down at the bottom of the seat, down down down 0:31:26.280 --> 0:31:35.320 what tree tour SATs aliens by the turns, but at 0:31:35.360 --> 0:31:41.680 the turn of movemaidse diftant, momaids another momaid, so many 0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:45.680 things down at the bottom of the sea ge and 0:31:45.880 --> 0:31:51.720 tnat wmo so no, once upon a time in a 0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:58.800 so so way the woods with these ladle mouth checkers. 0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:02.600 And then and then and then every day the baby 0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:08.600 went out, a big, big, big bear would taste up 0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:11.560 to him, and yeah, I told you it was say a, 0:32:12.400 --> 0:32:16.120 and and and and every day he would say do 0:32:16.160 --> 0:32:19.520 you want to raise? And then and then and then 0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:23.440 they race it, and then the bear and then the baby, 0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:31.760 and I was the baby, and then the baby one 0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:36.480 and then everybody chilled to them. They went back home. 0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:39.680 They had to dan dinner, and then in the mooning 0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:43.120 and then and then and then the bear said, it 0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:46.720 been a long time, did you want to ray? And 0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:50.280