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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject.

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Speaker 1: I need it, and I need it now. But right

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Speaker 1: now it is the nephew here with today's prank phone

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Speaker 1: called King of Prank? What you got Dr Petrie? I

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Speaker 1: need some help? Dr Petrie? I need some help. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to rich Dr Petrie. Please, this is Dr Petrie.

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Speaker 1: Dr Petrie. My name is a Jared Jared, and I

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Speaker 1: was hoping you can help me. I would have would

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Speaker 1: have would have would a problem that I have? Okay,

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Speaker 1: hello Jared, um, I would love to help you out

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Speaker 1: with a problem. Unfortunately, though, I am but this is

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Speaker 1: my personal number. How did you get this number? Somebody

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Speaker 1: gave me this number so I could call you and

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Speaker 1: and and try to get some counseling from you, because

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Speaker 1: I gotta I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm I'm I'm really

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Speaker 1: in a bad situation right now. Okay, I can I

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Speaker 1: can recognize that that you're in a bad situation. But

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Speaker 1: how did you get my number? This is my personal line?

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Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? Are you you? You're the

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Speaker 1: doctor that you're the counselor to help people with with

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Speaker 1: with with with situations and problems and stuff. Right, yes,

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Speaker 1: I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared? Uh,

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Speaker 1: I got a problem that just seemed like I'm just

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Speaker 1: you know, I've been married to my wife for six years. Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what you're about

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Speaker 1: to get into, You're about to do. You want to

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Speaker 1: go into a counseling session, and so in order to

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Speaker 1: do that, I do that through making an appointment under

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Speaker 1: all of that. But to you, you don't understand I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to What I'm trying to tell you is that

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Speaker 1: I gotta situate and I know it's gonna happen again

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Speaker 1: the night because it's been happening all the time. I'm

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Speaker 1: just I just need if you could just give me

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Speaker 1: a little bit of help and then I'll come in

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Speaker 1: next week. But I mean, I just need you to

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Speaker 1: tell me how to handle my problem and then I'll

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Speaker 1: come in next week. I just I just I need

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Speaker 1: this bad right now, Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't do this over the phone, However, it sounds

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Speaker 1: to me like you really need I need you. Can

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Speaker 1: you can you be there? For me, just for Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm here right you guys for calling you and disrupting

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Speaker 1: your weekend, but can you help me out? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's going on. Someone Davello. I'll call him back. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, Jared, Dr Patriot, I'm here. Tell me telling

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Jared. I'm here to listen to you. Okay, listen.

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Speaker 1: I've been I've been married to my wife for like

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Speaker 1: six years now, and and I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: But whenever, whenever we intimate, you know, I guess scared.

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Speaker 1: And I'm going to the closet and I got a

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Speaker 1: TV in there and I watched old TV shows because

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Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy between me and huh. Okay, Jared,

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Speaker 1: This this sounds like a particular case. Um, It's different

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Speaker 1: from anything that I've experienced thus far. And I want

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Speaker 1: to make sure that I address your were up in

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Speaker 1: the big league, getting that turn it back what longly

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Speaker 1: live you would leave baby here? Nothing wrong with that, Okay, Jared. Focus,

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Speaker 1: you called me and you need me, I'll be going.

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Speaker 1: I'll be going through it to be part of me, Okay, Jared,

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Speaker 1: What I need to do is. I need to make

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Speaker 1: sure three o'clock, four o'clock rock, five, six something o'clock

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Speaker 1: and o'clock rock, nor o'clock's rock. We're going to rock

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Speaker 1: rock the clock tonight, win the clock, right, you can

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Speaker 1: win the band going down to tonight breed. Oh, how

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Speaker 1: did you get my number? How did you get my

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Speaker 1: personal number? They gave me a number and said you

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Speaker 1: you would be the one that would that would that

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Speaker 1: would that would that would take care of me. I'm here, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's take a difference, and you knew where you are.

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Speaker 1: Then girls were girls and men were men wishing we

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Speaker 1: could use them man like her? But he but right again,

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Speaker 1: let's you sup together. I want to help you. I

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Speaker 1: want to help you and I want to help your situation.

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Speaker 1: I want to help you with your wife. But you

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Speaker 1: you called me, and I mean, if you're looking for

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Speaker 1: a lifeline for an anchor, I'm trying to be that

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Speaker 1: mean to help me? Do help me with I know

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Speaker 1: my wife is gonna leave me if I don't quit

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Speaker 1: doing this. Here's this story of a lovely lady, not

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Speaker 1: three barely lovely girls. Jared, My technique is a little

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Speaker 1: bit different, is and maybe a little unorthodox. I got

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Speaker 1: a fearless crou The minute would be lost, the mood

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Speaker 1: would be lost the minute. Look here, look here, I

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Speaker 1: need you. I need need you to help me. I

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Speaker 1: schedule appointment with you. You need to erase my personal

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Speaker 1: number from your cell phone because he knows your name. Jared. Focus, Focus, focused, focus,

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Speaker 1: There's a lot more going on here for once you're

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Speaker 1: making now with me and all the game learning from

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Speaker 1: each other. Why we do our thing? Gonna have a

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Speaker 1: good time? You know? Let Jared's My patience is fed up.

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Speaker 1: I have no more patience with you now. I need

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Speaker 1: you to face fuckers and get it together. Why didn't

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Speaker 1: you call me? Why did you? How did you get

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Speaker 1: my number? Why you supposed to be the doctor. You're

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Speaker 1: supposed to be the doctor, and a doctor, don't question

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Speaker 1: my credential. Show man, you called me. I want to

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Speaker 1: help you, but this has gone on too far. This

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Speaker 1: gave me your number? Who Steve? You know? Steve? Don't you? Now? Look?

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Speaker 1: I want to help you, but you are not allowing

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Speaker 1: me to do so. So who is Tommy? Who is Stephen?

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Speaker 1: And how did you get my number? Is on the rain. Well,

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Speaker 1: now I'm Stephen the even on the radio, as in

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Speaker 1: as in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy, Dr Pat you have Pike?

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Speaker 1: You know you didn't go, Oh my god, do you

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Speaker 1: have a colleague named Charles? You know what I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: ki Oh, look that I can't believe Charlie did this

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Speaker 1: to me? My god? Do you know what time you

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Speaker 1: got what? You got me flustered? I was recording you.

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Speaker 1: You know that. I gotta ask you something though, what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land. That's Steve have baby, Hi, Donna, fry

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Speaker 1: in the kiss beans, don't burn on the ground. I'm

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Speaker 1: not even man does out the fact of the life.

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Speaker 1: Poor Dr Petrie or you bus stop myself? Come on it,

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Speaker 1: you're proud enough. Just stop busting out of him down

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Speaker 1: So yeah, man, c leave me if I don't stop

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Speaker 1: doing it now we up. Keep you stupid, Keep you stupid.

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Speaker 1: You do that running a closet and looking at TV show,

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Speaker 1: what's you take? President and CEO of Team Tommy and

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Speaker 1: appreciate that that's a compliment. That's definitely a compliment. Catch

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Speaker 1: me Tuesday night, Baby, got a brand new TV show

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Speaker 1: called Ready to Love on the Own network. It is

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Speaker 1: dropping Tuesday night, ten eastern nine Central only on on

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Speaker 1: Come watching Nephew host brand new dating show Ladies. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna love it. Wait, wait, don't be good, gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: Y'all gonna like it? And tell me have have we

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Speaker 1: told you how handsome you look today? M h, you

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Speaker 1: ain't trying to That's how this flirting with my TV?

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Speaker 1: I'm claiming. M Oh yeah, you know being on TV

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Speaker 1: makes you look taller too, I've noticed. Don't listen to her,

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Speaker 1: baby down, all right, thank you, Nephew. Coming up next,

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Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letters subject I need it and I

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Speaker 1: need it now. Right after this