WEBVTT - EPISODE 6 - The Shameover

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<v Speaker 1>Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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<v Speaker 1>heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock and Tampon We don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to. Previously on Tampon Rock, Chloe goes to therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great, but then meets up with Jessica Deja has

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<v Speaker 1>a solo show. She's killing it. Oh there in bed again? Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>Desia and Gina in bed again. This, this is this

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<v Speaker 1>is ridiculous. I need to speak to a manager who

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<v Speaker 1>rously Oh, because that's us, all right, carry on, Good

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<v Speaker 1>morning lord, last night was amazing. No, you're just saying that. No, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>I had like low, low expectations. I mean only because

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<v Speaker 1>you said you never had sex with a woman before.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean people don't just pop out of the

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<v Speaker 1>womb knowing how to make a girl orgasm. So wait,

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<v Speaker 1>are you not subscribed to Rosy O'donnald's Lesbian Lover master Class,

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<v Speaker 1>Because I can give you my lug in if you

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<v Speaker 1>need it. Ha ha ha. You think you're so funny. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I have dragon breath. Well, I love dragon breath. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so hot. You're weird. Toothpaste, Yeah, just the toothpaste. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna do you use your finger? Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to use your toothbrush because that'd be gross.

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<v Speaker 1>And wait, wait, wait wait, I actually have extra toothbrushes for

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<v Speaker 1>this exact reason. They're under the sink. Oh cool. So

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<v Speaker 1>have you given out many toothbrushes slightly or do you

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<v Speaker 1>just have like a surplus of them? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>asking me, Desia? Well, I'm just wondering how often do

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<v Speaker 1>you restock or not restock? You know what I mean? Okay, Deja,

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<v Speaker 1>I go through them, sometimes more than other times and

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes not at all. Does that answer your question of

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<v Speaker 1>age response for a question? Okay, On that note, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go slay this dragon bread. You're just gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>the whole bed spread to the bathroom. All I'm naked,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's nothing I haven't seen before. Wait, you know

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<v Speaker 1>we had sex last night, right? What that's what we

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<v Speaker 1>were doing? Lift night? Shut up, hurry up and finished

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<v Speaker 1>brushing your teeth. I'm freaking cold. What are you going

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<v Speaker 1>to do for the rest of the day? Yeah? Okay, cool? Cool? Cool? Great,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're hanging out then, Yeah, that's exactly what I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to say. We're so excited that Deja has

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<v Speaker 1>found somebody, somebody to love, somebody to cherish, somebody. She

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<v Speaker 1>feels at home. It's the first time she's had sex

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<v Speaker 1>with this girl. Good, she's killing it. She's in lives

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<v Speaker 1>with live Welcome. Let me know if y'all need help

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<v Speaker 1>with anything. Okay, just so you know, this store sells

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<v Speaker 1>used underwear in and of itself as a crime. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean as long as they wash it. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I like that. It's so a huge problem. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really see a problem with it. That is a

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<v Speaker 1>horrifying response. And I'm going to pretend like you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say it. Anyway. Why are we here? Uh? Well, aside

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<v Speaker 1>from having a reason to hang out longer, uh, we're

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<v Speaker 1>here because you've been talking about wanting a new style

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<v Speaker 1>for your shows, and I'm here to be your stylists

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<v Speaker 1>for the day, and and and also I've found some

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<v Speaker 1>really good ship here. Ever really cheap they got deal

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<v Speaker 1>seal seals? Wait did they pay you to say that?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you actually work here? So funny? So when's your

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<v Speaker 1>next show? It's in a week and a half. We

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<v Speaker 1>booked it a while ago. But I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know if I want to do it, because

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<v Speaker 1>that would require me talking to Chloe. Yeah, let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>be a real first second, what is going on with her?

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<v Speaker 1>You guess is as good as mine. Sometimes she goes

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<v Speaker 1>through these weird cycles of disastrous decision making. Well, there

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<v Speaker 1>has to be a reason why she's doing that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it doesn't usually directly affect me, but after

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<v Speaker 1>last night, I guess it's starting to. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>really think you should talk to her. Wait, wait, you

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<v Speaker 1>look so hot in this? Yeah? I don't think so. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you look at this. This color looks great on you. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean talking to Chloe. This stuff usually just blows

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<v Speaker 1>over so well, you said it yourself that this is

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<v Speaker 1>affecting you now and avoiding hers just as bad, so

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<v Speaker 1>as bad as what Chloe being an asshole and ruining

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<v Speaker 1>my show. Look, I'm not saying what you did was right,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you don't tell her how you feel, then

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<v Speaker 1>how are you going to communicate and move forward? You

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<v Speaker 1>trust me, I know, Chloe and I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>ignore it, But days you're not really ignoring it because

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking to me about it, Like, what what's going

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<v Speaker 1>to happen? Now? You both ignore it and then develop

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<v Speaker 1>resentment and then the cycle happens all over and over again,

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<v Speaker 1>but probably worse. All right, how much do I owe

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<v Speaker 1>you for this session? Dr? Phil? What? Dr Phil? Not

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<v Speaker 1>even esther parrel my girl, none of those? Okay, fine, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on with you guys, but

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<v Speaker 1>she did seem pretty insecure about your friendship last night,

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<v Speaker 1>which might be a reason why she acted the way

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<v Speaker 1>she did. So it's my fault then, because I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>bad friend. Wait hey, I'm not saying you're a bad friend, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm just giving you feedback because I care about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to be happy, and I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>you will feel better about it until you have an

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<v Speaker 1>honest conversation with excuse me, Do you'll want me get

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<v Speaker 1>you a fitting room started? Yeah? Sure do. Got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of clothes right there. Thank you so much, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>come on right right back back with me, Gina. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you seen their fitting rooms? I can clearly see the

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<v Speaker 1>old woman's nipple through the curtain. Look, stop staring, Creet,

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<v Speaker 1>give her some privacy, okay, but please block my nipples

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<v Speaker 1>from Pepper feeling okay in the dress to day, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a shirt. What is taking so long. Oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying not to get electrocuted. It's so small in here,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's basically just a curtain around a breaker box,

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<v Speaker 1>which is getting a little handsy with me right now,

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<v Speaker 1>a girl. I should have poked some holes in the

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<v Speaker 1>condom last night, Jesus woman. M m okay, okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is making me hungry. Do you want to get some food? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>anything to keep me away from going home? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, give me the shirt. I'm going to buy

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<v Speaker 1>it for you. Okay. So what are you doing tonight? Dage?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't avoid Chloe forever? Well? Why can't we just

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<v Speaker 1>keep hanging out all day and then tomorrow and then

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<v Speaker 1>the next day. And I know, I know, you know

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could, but I'm actually going out of

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<v Speaker 1>town for the next couple of nights. Fine, where are

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<v Speaker 1>you going. I'm going to a cabin with some friends.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd do it every year. Okay, well that sounds like fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait have you seen Cabin in the Woods? I haven't, Greg,

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<v Speaker 1>don't watch it before you go. What's worse Cabin in

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<v Speaker 1>the woods? Chloe? Do you be the shame? You win? Jess?

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<v Speaker 1>Are the wants blame? Oh? No, here we go again,

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<v Speaker 1>smoke that wet and not the pag. He's a shame.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a shame. M Okay, let's get back to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it, Jessica, I don't really want to make out

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<v Speaker 1>right now. You just threw up an immediately ate General

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<v Speaker 1>Zoe's chicken. You're such a prude. Sorry, I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>like vomit flavored kisses. Well that's news to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>never like that. I don't. I don't think anyone likes that.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop king shaming me. I didn't really want to make

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<v Speaker 1>up with you anyway. I just wanted to replenish my

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<v Speaker 1>serotonin levels. Okay, so you should really tweez your eyebrows.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, you're making me overworse. Chloe, Well, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? Desa? Could you be a little quieter?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you see we're hung over? Uh, this is my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I can talk as loud as I wanted. Chloe? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you please handle your girl? Also? We need to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, relaxed, Desa? Have you always been this uptight? Oh? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>You have? Wait? Is that my general souls? Oh ship?

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<v Speaker 1>That's I didn't want it, Chloe. If I didn't want it,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have I wouldn't have kept it. I would

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<v Speaker 1>have thrown it away. Okay, Wait is that my ball

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<v Speaker 1>in my weed? Jessica, get your girls hands off of

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<v Speaker 1>my ship? How Chloe, are you gonna let her touch

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<v Speaker 1>me like that? Just just give her the ball? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and please, please, for the love of God, just stop talking. Wow. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're going to treat me like this, then maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I should go. Oh yeah you think baby clue? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think I should go? Wait? Are you all together?

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<v Speaker 1>Please tell me you're not back together with this girl? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he probably should go, jess And no, Disa, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>back together you. I would never get back together with you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So get the funk out, Yeah, Jessica, just go, just

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<v Speaker 1>go whatever, see you never bitches. Seriously, Jessica, look, I

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<v Speaker 1>know she kind of sucks, but I think you had

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<v Speaker 1>to be so rude me. You're seriously mad at me

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<v Speaker 1>right now after what you pulled last night? What what?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you? What did I do? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where should I start. You showed up completely trashed, You

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<v Speaker 1>yelled throughout my whole set and created a huge scene,

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<v Speaker 1>and you brought Jessica someone you know, I despise, and

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<v Speaker 1>on top of all that, you called my new friend Angie.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh do you even know how embarrassing that was for me? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry I embarrassed you in front of your

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<v Speaker 1>new friend Angie. You don't even know her. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you barely know her. God, why are you taking your side? Chloe?

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<v Speaker 1>There are no sides. You called her a hoe, end

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<v Speaker 1>of story. She should take it as a compliment. No, Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm serious. What's going on with you? Nothing? Nothing is

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<v Speaker 1>going on with me. But you know, if you just

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<v Speaker 1>come to the police station with me like I asked,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I wouldn't have met up with Jessica. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>call Jessica. You did, And Chloe, I told you I

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<v Speaker 1>had sound check. Why are my needs always second to yours?

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<v Speaker 1>I needed you plenty of times and you weren't there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't keep holding your hand while you make the

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<v Speaker 1>same mistakes over and over. Okay, who said anything about mistakes? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What about Amillis? Okay, that wasn't my fault. God, Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>are you that dumb? Oh? Wow? Wow? Really we're just

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<v Speaker 1>name calling now. Listen, things have obviously been weird ever

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<v Speaker 1>since gold Star. What are you talking about. I I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I just feel like you're a little jealous

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<v Speaker 1>that people like my music more than they liked yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, okay, big shot Deja over here just wrote

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<v Speaker 1>one song that people like. Oh okay, Well, I'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>write one authentic song than a hundred bad rip offs.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't write ripoffs. Yeah. Well that's the reason you

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<v Speaker 1>bombed a gold Star. We bombed, We bombed because that

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<v Speaker 1>right there, that's what I'm talking about. You're always chasing

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<v Speaker 1>some version of who you think you're supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Just take some responsibility. Please, really, Okay, why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>look in the mirror, you know, maybe like how you're

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<v Speaker 1>chasing someone who doesn't actually want to be with you.

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<v Speaker 1>What what are you talking about? Seriously, be honest with yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really think that you and Gina are going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a thing. We are already a thing, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Gina is not going to just

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<v Speaker 1>like magically become monogamous, just be she met you. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that, no offense, but I do. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have that much experience with polyamory or any memory for

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<v Speaker 1>that matter. Well, thank you, But I can make my

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<v Speaker 1>own decisions. Okay, well, good luck with that. You know what, Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's just time you deal with your own ship

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<v Speaker 1>instead of focusing online. Like what about Paul? Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>dare bring Paul into this? Yeah? And what would he

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<v Speaker 1>say if he saw you? Right now? Chloe? You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go before I say something that I regret. Good,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's the smartest thing you said all day. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>be quiet. Two best friends just get in fight. It

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<v Speaker 1>is good. Gelo City n Gi said, Actually he found

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<v Speaker 1>your phone your friendship because you know, Google Warming is

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<v Speaker 1>more important than you a French ship? Oh him, Puffy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, are you all along your mommy? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you step away from my dog? Oh? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was lost. I didn't see a leash

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<v Speaker 1>and I I need to leash my dogh Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's no, no, I'm sorry. I didn't even realize. I

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<v Speaker 1>just well, maybe if your head wasn't stuck in your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, damn millennials, you think you're titled to petty

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<v Speaker 1>other people. Okay, I'm not even a millennial. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>gen zer, and you know what, Good luck setting up

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<v Speaker 1>your iPhone, bitch, God, damn. Hey mom, Mom, Hey, hon,

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<v Speaker 1>just calling to check in on you. Mom. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a FaceTime. I can see her your wax also,

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<v Speaker 1>that actually has impacted you. Should get that checked out.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to FaceTime. I don't know why my

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<v Speaker 1>phone keeps doing that. I don't know. Mom, just asked Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>or just go out back and shoot your phone. Put

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<v Speaker 1>it out of its misery. Jesus, Chloe, are you okay? No?

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't really feel like being on the phones.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there something you called about. I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see how it went with you and Daja at the

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<v Speaker 1>police station. Oh oh no, honey, Honey, what did I say?

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<v Speaker 1>What did I do? Honey? Don't cry? Oh sweetheart. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a huge, gaping asshole, mom, and I just I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't like myself right now. Chloe, Honey, you're not a

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<v Speaker 1>gaping assholes. A doctor said I'm actually incapable of giving

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<v Speaker 1>birth to assholes. Shut up, Mom, that was just a joke. Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? What happened? You can talk to me

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<v Speaker 1>about it? No, I can't. I can't talk to anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you upset about the guitar? Because I told you

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a material thing. You're going to replace it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be fine. Okay, honey, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you should just take the day to yourself. You

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<v Speaker 1>could go to the spa, you get a massage or

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<v Speaker 1>talk to a therapist. What do you think will help?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Um, that's not funny, Chloe. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I like to do when I'm feeling down. I

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<v Speaker 1>like to get a little spiritual guidance. Oh my god, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't feel like going in turns right now. God, no, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was actually thinking you should get a

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<v Speaker 1>tarot card reading. Those are always fun and they're actually

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<v Speaker 1>eerily accurate. And remember these feelings. You're just like clouds, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll pass by. Mom. I think you might be a genius.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if I can just put my mind to it,

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<v Speaker 1>I can make the clouds pass by. Well, no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not what I'm ye. Yeah, I'll go get a reading.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll tell me everything I need to know and then boom,

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<v Speaker 1>my life will be in order again. That you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, okay, Vie, Mom, thank you, this is

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<v Speaker 1>I said, this is She blocks just go on the ground,

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<v Speaker 1>snatchop Facebook and she puts on her big goldie. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to purchase renters and russo won't stall your CRISI

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<v Speaker 1>that she almost and leastie orders taste like you gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't start to Jesus, she tried to something called.

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<v Speaker 1>She called up Jina on the telephone. She's apologized for

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<v Speaker 1>calling her a vagina, but I still caught of figure.

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<v Speaker 1>It's me. I just wanted to apologize for the other night.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember much, but I'm pretty sure it was

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<v Speaker 1>a huge assel. What did she All she did was

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<v Speaker 1>like make ap calls like I'm so used, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>good dused. Also like she's about to go get her

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<v Speaker 1>tarot card reading. Right, that's that's like, can we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this? So, yes, you, torto Us will be returning.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't promise that I'll be returning in one piece though, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what does that mean? That'll be sixty dwellers. Please see

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle at the desk, Michelle, but but but bye, now, okay, next,

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<v Speaker 1>Hi there, my name is. Don't tell me a name.

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<v Speaker 1>It's better if I don't know. Okay, but now I know,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm just gonna let that one side, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll draw three cards one for your pass, present and future. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now tell me what questions do you have for the cards? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I have to have a question. Okay, um, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>hurry up now it's almost my length time. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a room temps, spam and egg sandwich waiting for me.

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<v Speaker 1>M yum. Okay, all right, um, I want to ask

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<v Speaker 1>the cards how can I fix my life? Okay? Very typical?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see what the cards have to say?

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<v Speaker 1>Shall we the tennis woods? Okay? Oh what does that mean? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>please do It's very important that you do not interrupt

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<v Speaker 1>me all right now. As I was saying, the tennis woods,

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<v Speaker 1>this card represents pass right, tennis woods marks a painful

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<v Speaker 1>yet inevitable end is something. It is as if this

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<v Speaker 1>ending has come out of the blue and rock your world.

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<v Speaker 1>You're still cleaving that pain of the shocking loss. I

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<v Speaker 1>could see it right here in the cards. That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, let me reade this down. You said something

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<v Speaker 1>about a pain. I'm sorry, we cannot go backwards. Oh okay, sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh well, then what's next? Okay? The second card represents

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<v Speaker 1>the present? All right, now take a deep breath in

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<v Speaker 1>It shows the joker or some call it the fool. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The fool indicates new beginning. Okay, so what you do

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<v Speaker 1>with this new beginning is your choice. But remember your

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<v Speaker 1>choice will affect your life path, so look before you leap.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, it's very clear. Um, how soon will I

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<v Speaker 1>have to make a choice. The answer to that question

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<v Speaker 1>will be an additional twenty dollars. Okay, how would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to pay? Oh? Uh card? I guess? Yeah, great, great, great, great, Michelle, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>Um the answer? You ready for this? It's soon? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>moving forward. Lastly, we have the future cord. Pick wisely. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pick the one all the way to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't say it out loud, just pick the card. Come on, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this one, this one? Oh ah, the ampress. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>Empress card means the bulk of a new idea, business,

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<v Speaker 1>or project in your life. So discover and bring forth

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<v Speaker 1>those ideas that have been cleaning to you, and make

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<v Speaker 1>sure that you and vote yourself towards accomplishing them. All right, Okay, yes, okay, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it need deja to be a successful musician.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do it on my own. Desia. I was

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<v Speaker 1>wondering when you'd bring him up? Did you mean her exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>This presence is very strong with the stay shack and

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<v Speaker 1>feel feel the days all around right here? Now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, if she ghost tell me the two of

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<v Speaker 1>you have experienced a skis him of sorts? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you know that? We? Are we going to

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<v Speaker 1>make up? Not so fast? That information will be an

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<v Speaker 1>additional twenty dollars. You should know that by now, Michelle,

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<v Speaker 1>did you hear that? Okay? So now tell me? Are

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<v Speaker 1>we are we going to make up? Yes? You will

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<v Speaker 1>well makeup on this day and from this day. Bo

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<v Speaker 1>just getting just this Derek joke? Okay, all right, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you must fix the skits M within twenty four hours

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<v Speaker 1>or it will be forever, irreparably damage forever. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>cool Google coo cool, I got it twenty four hours

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<v Speaker 1>from this time. So that's um carry the two, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's this time tomorrow. Okay. I didn't think i'd

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<v Speaker 1>have to explain that one, got it? Yeah? I need

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<v Speaker 1>not We're done here, Michelle, hundred and five of this one? Okay? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and Michelle, can you text my husband? We need

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<v Speaker 1>a oat milk? Oh and that reminds me. Um follow

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<v Speaker 1>up with my mistress, Mindy, not Amy. You made that

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<v Speaker 1>mistake last time, and I had a lot of explaining today. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, yeah, yeah, see you later, Michelle, where's my sandwich?

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<v Speaker 1>Cloe is she's stop? I mean she is not to

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<v Speaker 1>disagree or you know. Okay, okay, I'm like twenty four hours. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I will call Desja. Oh, I'll order her favorite foods

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<v Speaker 1>so ingenious. Hello, Hi, I'd like to place an order

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<v Speaker 1>for delivery. Oh sure, yeah, it's sixteen Ocean Mary Drive,

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<v Speaker 1>Apartment two. Oh um, I'll take one general sauce chicken

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<v Speaker 1>with extra sauce. M yeah, one orange chicken and one

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<v Speaker 1>order of egg rols. Oh and and two orders of

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<v Speaker 1>crab rain goon mm hm. And how long is that

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<v Speaker 1>going to? Twenty minutes? Okay, sounds great. Yeah, I'll be there,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. She ordered gin me. It's not hard how

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<v Speaker 1>to please? No, no, I know I do not except this.

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<v Speaker 1>She ate her Chinese. I mean, come on, hey, hey

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<v Speaker 1>over here. Oh wow, you guys are speedy. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be thirty okay, okay, oh hey, I on one second,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, let me grab some cash from inside.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's okay, you can come on in. Oh sorry, ship,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, I don't have cash. Let me just get

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<v Speaker 1>some from my roommate. Deja, Hey, are you home? I

0:26:38.960 --> 0:26:41.800
<v Speaker 1>have a surprise for you, but I also have a

0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:46.080
<v Speaker 1>favorite ask. I promise I'll pay you back. Hey are

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<v Speaker 1>you here? If you're busy having hot hot sex? Just

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<v Speaker 1>yell yo, Okay, I'm opening the door, deja deja. If

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<v Speaker 1>you happen to come home right now, I'm going through

0:27:01.280 --> 0:27:08.440
<v Speaker 1>your secret stash in your closet. Oh my god, Oh no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no shit? Are you Are you okay? There? God? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>where's suitcases gone? Fuck? Uh? God? She left? Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gone. Desha is gone. H uh huh. I so

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<v Speaker 1>want to do a credit card. Always wanted to have

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<v Speaker 1>a bas friend and not. She goes back one day,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't make it because everything is good. Her

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<v Speaker 1>cloves are gone. Things good here too, prescious God, her

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<v Speaker 1>templex is gone, comes good. Everything is good. This episode

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<v Speaker 1>was created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah Ahmond, and

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<v Speaker 1>Sophie Dinner Call, directed and composed by Sarah Ahmand, with

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<v Speaker 1>music supervision by Alicia Brown and Sophie Dinnerical Executive produced

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<v Speaker 1>by Brian walland for Anthem Entertainment, produced by Selena Razzick

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