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Speaker 1: Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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Speaker 1: heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock and Tampon We don't

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Speaker 1: want to. Previously on Tampon Rock, Chloe goes to therapy.

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Speaker 1: That's great, but then meets up with Jessica Deja has

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Speaker 1: a solo show. She's killing it. Oh there in bed again? Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: Desia and Gina in bed again. This, this is this

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. I need to speak to a manager who

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Speaker 1: rously Oh, because that's us, all right, carry on, Good

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Speaker 1: morning lord, last night was amazing. No, you're just saying that. No, seriously,

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Speaker 1: I had like low, low expectations. I mean only because

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Speaker 1: you said you never had sex with a woman before.

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Speaker 1: And I mean people don't just pop out of the

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Speaker 1: womb knowing how to make a girl orgasm. So wait,

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Speaker 1: are you not subscribed to Rosy O'donnald's Lesbian Lover master Class,

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Speaker 1: Because I can give you my lug in if you

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Speaker 1: need it. Ha ha ha. You think you're so funny. No,

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Speaker 1: I have dragon breath. Well, I love dragon breath. It's

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Speaker 1: so hot. You're weird. Toothpaste, Yeah, just the toothpaste. What

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Speaker 1: are you gonna do you use your finger? Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to use your toothbrush because that'd be gross.

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Speaker 1: And wait, wait, wait wait, I actually have extra toothbrushes for

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Speaker 1: this exact reason. They're under the sink. Oh cool. So

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Speaker 1: have you given out many toothbrushes slightly or do you

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Speaker 1: just have like a surplus of them? What are you

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Speaker 1: asking me, Desia? Well, I'm just wondering how often do

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Speaker 1: you restock or not restock? You know what I mean? Okay, Deja,

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Speaker 1: I go through them, sometimes more than other times and

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Speaker 1: sometimes not at all. Does that answer your question of

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Speaker 1: age response for a question? Okay, On that note, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go slay this dragon bread. You're just gonna take

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Speaker 1: the whole bed spread to the bathroom. All I'm naked,

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Speaker 1: but it's nothing I haven't seen before. Wait, you know

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Speaker 1: we had sex last night, right? What that's what we

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Speaker 1: were doing? Lift night? Shut up, hurry up and finished

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Speaker 1: brushing your teeth. I'm freaking cold. What are you going

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Speaker 1: to do for the rest of the day? Yeah? Okay, cool? Cool? Cool? Great,

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Speaker 1: So we're hanging out then, Yeah, that's exactly what I

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Speaker 1: was going to say. We're so excited that Deja has

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Speaker 1: found somebody, somebody to love, somebody to cherish, somebody. She

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Speaker 1: feels at home. It's the first time she's had sex

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Speaker 1: with this girl. Good, she's killing it. She's in lives

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Speaker 1: with live Welcome. Let me know if y'all need help

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Speaker 1: with anything. Okay, just so you know, this store sells

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Speaker 1: used underwear in and of itself as a crime. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean as long as they wash it. I feel

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Speaker 1: like I like that. It's so a huge problem. I

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Speaker 1: don't really see a problem with it. That is a

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Speaker 1: horrifying response. And I'm going to pretend like you didn't

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Speaker 1: say it. Anyway. Why are we here? Uh? Well, aside

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Speaker 1: from having a reason to hang out longer, uh, we're

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Speaker 1: here because you've been talking about wanting a new style

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Speaker 1: for your shows, and I'm here to be your stylists

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Speaker 1: for the day, and and and also I've found some

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Speaker 1: really good ship here. Ever really cheap they got deal

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Speaker 1: seal seals? Wait did they pay you to say that?

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Speaker 1: Do you actually work here? So funny? So when's your

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Speaker 1: next show? It's in a week and a half. We

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Speaker 1: booked it a while ago. But I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know if I want to do it, because

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Speaker 1: that would require me talking to Chloe. Yeah, let's let's

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Speaker 1: be a real first second, what is going on with her?

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Speaker 1: You guess is as good as mine. Sometimes she goes

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Speaker 1: through these weird cycles of disastrous decision making. Well, there

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Speaker 1: has to be a reason why she's doing that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't usually directly affect me, but after

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Speaker 1: last night, I guess it's starting to. You know, I

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Speaker 1: really think you should talk to her. Wait, wait, you

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Speaker 1: look so hot in this? Yeah? I don't think so. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you look at this. This color looks great on you. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I mean talking to Chloe. This stuff usually just blows

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Speaker 1: over so well, you said it yourself that this is

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Speaker 1: affecting you now and avoiding hers just as bad, so

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Speaker 1: as bad as what Chloe being an asshole and ruining

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Speaker 1: my show. Look, I'm not saying what you did was right,

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Speaker 1: but if you don't tell her how you feel, then

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Speaker 1: how are you going to communicate and move forward? You

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Speaker 1: trust me, I know, Chloe and I just want to

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Speaker 1: but probably worse. All right, how much do I owe

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Speaker 1: you for this session? Dr? Phil? What? Dr Phil? Not

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Speaker 1: even esther parrel my girl, none of those? Okay, fine, Look,

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Speaker 1: she did. So it's my fault then, because I'm a

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Speaker 1: bad friend. Wait hey, I'm not saying you're a bad friend, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm just giving you feedback because I care about you.

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Speaker 1: I want you to be happy, and I don't think

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Speaker 1: honest conversation with excuse me, Do you'll want me get

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Speaker 1: you a fitting room started? Yeah? Sure do. Got a

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Speaker 1: lot of clothes right there. Thank you so much, you know,

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Speaker 1: come on right right back back with me, Gina. Have

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Speaker 1: you seen their fitting rooms? I can clearly see the

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Speaker 1: old woman's nipple through the curtain. Look, stop staring, Creet,

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Speaker 1: give her some privacy, okay, but please block my nipples

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Speaker 1: from Pepper feeling okay in the dress to day, it's

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Speaker 1: just a shirt. What is taking so long. Oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying not to get electrocuted. It's so small in here,

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Speaker 1: which is getting a little handsy with me right now,

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Speaker 1: a girl. I should have poked some holes in the

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Speaker 1: condom last night, Jesus woman. M m okay, okay, this

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Speaker 1: is making me hungry. Do you want to get some food? Yes,

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Speaker 1: anything to keep me away from going home? All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, give me the shirt. I'm going to buy

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Speaker 1: it for you. Okay. So what are you doing tonight? Dage?

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Speaker 1: You can't avoid Chloe forever? Well? Why can't we just

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Speaker 1: keep hanging out all day and then tomorrow and then

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Speaker 1: the next day. And I know, I know, you know

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Speaker 1: I wish I could, but I'm actually going out of

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Speaker 1: town for the next couple of nights. Fine, where are

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Speaker 1: you going. I'm going to a cabin with some friends.

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Speaker 1: We'd do it every year. Okay, well that sounds like fine.

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Speaker 1: Wait have you seen Cabin in the Woods? I haven't, Greg,

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Speaker 1: don't watch it before you go. What's worse Cabin in

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Speaker 1: the woods? Chloe? Do you be the shame? You win? Jess?

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Speaker 1: Are the wants blame? Oh? No, here we go again,

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Speaker 1: smoke that wet and not the pag. He's a shame.

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Speaker 1: Stop it, Jessica, I don't really want to make out

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Speaker 1: right now. You just threw up an immediately ate General

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Speaker 1: Zoe's chicken. You're such a prude. Sorry, I just don't

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Speaker 1: like vomit flavored kisses. Well that's news to me. I

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Speaker 1: never like that. I don't. I don't think anyone likes that.

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Speaker 1: Stop king shaming me. I didn't really want to make

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Speaker 1: serotonin levels. Okay, so you should really tweez your eyebrows.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you're making me overworse. Chloe, Well, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck? Desa? Could you be a little quieter?

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Speaker 1: Don't you see we're hung over? Uh, this is my house.

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Speaker 1: I can talk as loud as I wanted. Chloe? Can

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Speaker 1: you please handle your girl? Also? We need to talk.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, relaxed, Desa? Have you always been this uptight? Oh? Right?

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Speaker 1: You have? Wait? Is that my general souls? Oh ship?

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Speaker 1: That's I didn't want it, Chloe. If I didn't want it,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have I wouldn't have kept it. I would

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Speaker 1: in my weed? Jessica, get your girls hands off of

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Speaker 1: my ship? How Chloe, are you gonna let her touch

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Speaker 1: me like that? Just just give her the ball? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and please, please, for the love of God, just stop talking. Wow. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: if you're going to treat me like this, then maybe

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Speaker 1: I should go. Oh yeah you think baby clue? Do

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Speaker 1: you think I should go? Wait? Are you all together?

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Speaker 1: Please tell me you're not back together with this girl? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he probably should go, jess And no, Disa, we're not

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Speaker 1: back together you. I would never get back together with you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So get the funk out, Yeah, Jessica, just go, just

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Speaker 1: go whatever, see you never bitches. Seriously, Jessica, look, I

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Speaker 1: know she kind of sucks, but I think you had

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Speaker 1: to be so rude me. You're seriously mad at me

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Speaker 1: right now after what you pulled last night? What what?

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Speaker 1: What do you? What did I do? I don't know

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Speaker 1: where should I start. You showed up completely trashed, You

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Speaker 1: and you brought Jessica someone you know, I despise, and

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Speaker 1: on top of all that, you called my new friend Angie.

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Speaker 1: Oh do you even know how embarrassing that was for me? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I embarrassed you in front of your

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Speaker 1: you barely know her. God, why are you taking your side? Chloe?

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Speaker 1: There are no sides. You called her a hoe, end

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Speaker 1: of story. She should take it as a compliment. No, Chloe,

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Speaker 1: I'm serious. What's going on with you? Nothing? Nothing is

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Speaker 1: going on with me. But you know, if you just

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Speaker 1: maybe I wouldn't have met up with Jessica. I didn't

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Speaker 1: call Jessica. You did, And Chloe, I told you I

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Speaker 1: had sound check. Why are my needs always second to yours?

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Speaker 1: I needed you plenty of times and you weren't there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can't keep holding your hand while you make the

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Speaker 1: same mistakes over and over. Okay, who said anything about mistakes? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What about Amillis? Okay, that wasn't my fault. God, Chloe,

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Speaker 1: are you that dumb? Oh? Wow? Wow? Really we're just

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Speaker 1: name calling now. Listen, things have obviously been weird ever

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Speaker 1: since gold Star. What are you talking about. I I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I just feel like you're a little jealous

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, big shot Deja over here just wrote

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Speaker 1: one song that people like. Oh okay, Well, I'd rather

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Speaker 1: I don't write ripoffs. Yeah. Well that's the reason you

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Speaker 1: bombed a gold Star. We bombed, We bombed because that

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Speaker 1: right there, that's what I'm talking about. You're always chasing

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Speaker 1: some version of who you think you're supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: Just take some responsibility. Please, really, Okay, why don't you

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Speaker 1: look in the mirror, you know, maybe like how you're

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Speaker 1: chasing someone who doesn't actually want to be with you.

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Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? Seriously, be honest with yourself.

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Speaker 1: Do you really think that you and Gina are going

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Speaker 1: to be a thing. We are already a thing, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Gina is not going to just

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Speaker 1: like magically become monogamous, just be she met you. You

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Speaker 1: don't know that, no offense, but I do. You don't

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Speaker 1: have that much experience with polyamory or any memory for

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Speaker 1: that matter. Well, thank you, But I can make my

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Speaker 1: own decisions. Okay, well, good luck with that. You know what, Chloe,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's just time you deal with your own ship

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Speaker 1: instead of focusing online. Like what about Paul? Don't you

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Speaker 1: dare bring Paul into this? Yeah? And what would he

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Speaker 1: say if he saw you? Right now? Chloe? You know what,

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