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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and in today's

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Speaker 1: phone tap, a woman reached out to us and said

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Speaker 1: she would love to prank her twenty six year old daughter.

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Speaker 1: This is fun.

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Speaker 2: This is like It's like a lex is getting prankd.

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Speaker 1: The reason why is because they had a brief conversation

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Speaker 1: the other day where mom casually mentioned she's now dating

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Speaker 1: a guy from her yoga class. I think it's time

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Speaker 1: for her daughter to meet this new flame. His name

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Speaker 1: is Rolando. Oh my god, boy, is he passionate about

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Speaker 1: her mom.

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Speaker 2: In your phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Right after this.

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Speaker 2: Brooking, Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Jays, Hello, is this Lorraine?

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Speaker 2: What? Yes? This is Lauren.

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Speaker 3: Oh La, I am your soon to be stepfather.

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Speaker 2: What do you have the right number? I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: Jays is Sarah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my mom's name is Sarah Ah.

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Speaker 3: She asked me to call you.

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Speaker 2: My mom asked you to call me to do what why?

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Speaker 3: I do not know if she told you. But we

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Speaker 3: met in djoga class.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the yeah, I love the joga. What's the point?

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Speaker 3: I was bending down during the cat cow pause and

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Speaker 3: I locked eyes with a beautiful flaming flower known as

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Speaker 3: your mother. What she was this risky cat and I

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Speaker 3: was the lust for cow?

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Speaker 2: No, not Ooh, that's the mom you're talking about. And

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Speaker 2: I honestly congratulations for you. But I did not need

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Speaker 2: to know any of.

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Speaker 3: That place Like I mean no disrespect. I have much

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Speaker 3: respect for your mother.

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Speaker 2: You respect her so much that you're gonna call her

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Speaker 2: daughter and tell me how you locked eyes with her

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Speaker 2: during cat poos.

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Speaker 3: I did not expect this reaction from you. Maybe this

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Speaker 3: is not the right time to tell you, but I

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Speaker 3: would like to ask your permission if it's okay that

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Speaker 3: your mother bears me a son.

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Speaker 2: What are you insane? She is fifty eight years old.

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Speaker 3: Well she may be fifty eight, but science can do

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Speaker 3: wonder for things. Plus, look at her body.

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Speaker 2: She does not look It doesn't matter if you don't

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Speaker 2: think she looks fifty age she is and she's not

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Speaker 2: going to have another kid. Have you even spoken with

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Speaker 2: her about this, because there.

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Speaker 3: Is not much talking when we are together. If you

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Speaker 3: want to who talks like this list you're going to

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Speaker 3: be a sister soon. You need to turn down.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know who you think you are. This

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Speaker 2: isn't gonna happen. Okay, so get it out of your head.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you think is going on between my mom is.

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Speaker 3: Let Orlando give you some advice. It is not healthy

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Speaker 3: for you to have such a sour attitude.

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Speaker 2: Our attitude. Okay, fine, I have a sour attitude about

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Speaker 2: the fact that you want my fifty eight year old

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Speaker 2: mother to have another kid.

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Speaker 3: Do not think about as another child. It is a

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Speaker 3: blessing that is coming from her womb ah that I

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Speaker 3: will help you produce it.

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Speaker 2: It's not happening, Rinaldo or wherever your name is.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it is Rolando, or as your mother likes

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Speaker 3: to say, Rolando, Rolando Michael.

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Speaker 2: I'm done. You are a weird, creepy pervert. You're not

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Speaker 2: having a kid with my mom.

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Speaker 3: Get through.

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Speaker 2: I must go.

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Speaker 3: I am done. I delivered for uber. It's on this side.

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Speaker 3: I have two chili dogs sitting in the back of

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Speaker 3: my car. WHOA, But what has been a pleasure talking

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Speaker 3: to you? I have my sweet sweet child.

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Speaker 2: This has been an absolute displeasure for me.

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Speaker 3: So that is what everyone says about this radio show.

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Speaker 2: You're everyone is.

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Speaker 3: So upset with the praying phone calls because this is

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Speaker 3: actually Josse from this is actually Jose for the ratio

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Speaker 3: of Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we're doing a

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Speaker 3: phone tap on you. What do you Yeah, there's no

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Speaker 3: guy named Rolando that she's a voice I do and

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Speaker 3: your mom set all this up. I'm not dating.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Yes, we are kidding.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: She told us that she started dating somebody at this

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Speaker 3: new yoga studio and told you about him once.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, that version is honestly the nightmare that I

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Speaker 2: thought she had met.

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Speaker 1: But what do you do?

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Speaker 3: Nothing? Want to bash and love? Or who will take

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Speaker 3: care of your mother every night? Oh? Screaming Rondo.

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Speaker 2: This is triggering at this point, like this is so

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Speaker 2: horrifying that boy isn't gonna haunt me to rest my life.

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Speaker 3: I do not want to trigger you. I only want

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Speaker 3: to make your family as the large as possible. Who

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Speaker 3: broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties