WEBVTT - Scheduling Sex with Atsuko Okatsuka 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:03.560 Hi, Hi, How are you, hi, Chelsea? 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:06.000 You've got some interesting looking fish behind you. 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:09.480 I'm in Greece. I'm in Paro's, Greece with my family. 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:13.240 It's my sister's sixtieth birthday. So there are twelve women, 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:17.239 eleven women here from our family, my sisters, my nieces, 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:21.880 my cousins, my aunt and my Oh my god, am 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:22.960 I going to say, great niece. 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:23.959 I'm not going to say that. 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:26.279 We can fudge the numbers there. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.920 It's fine, Please please fudge them. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:31.360 That's wonderful. How long How long are you guys there? 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:32.680 How long are you going to be there? 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:34.080 We're on a Roman holiday. 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:38.080 We've been here for two days, three days, and we're 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:41.120 here for a full week and it's beautiful and it's 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:44.280 Grecian and we are eating the best food in the world, 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:48.639 and our family is together and without so like, there 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.640 is really nothing better than being with all the women 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:52.280 in your life. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.040 Without men. I mean, there were no men that even 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:56.920 come to the house to like work at the house. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:57.960 It's all women. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:01.440 My aunt goes, do you only request female chefs? I'm like, no, 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:02.600 but that's a great idea. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:04.039 Oh my gosh. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:05.840 I was listening to some interview with a pop star 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:07.800 who shall not be named, and she was like, you know, 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.039 usually I'm the only woman in the room. And I 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.120 was like, you're big enough that that's your choice. So 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.399 I'm glad that you're choosing to be with all women. 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:16.919 Just makes things a little more peaceful. 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:19.000 Totally, meg and more reasonable. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.200 Like last night, all the girls, the young girls made 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:24.720 dinner together and they made fish tacos and it was 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:27.720 Jordan and Charlie and Ella and they were all just like, 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:30.800 it was so cute to see these little butterflies roaming around, 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:33.880 like going from the outdoor kitchen to the indoor kitchen 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:36.199 and we're just sitting there like, you know, I'm drinking 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:40.680 obviously because that's what I do, and I was just 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:43.360 observing it. I was like, this is so sweet, you know, 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:48.880 watching all of the family members kind of you know, interrelate. 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:51.240 It's just so sweet. We have so many girls in 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:52.720 our family, so it's so nice. 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.240 Yeah, and it's great that like everybody seems like they 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:56.240 vibe really well. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:59.640 And if there is any sort of you know, interpersonal. 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.840 It's me, by the way, I'm always the problem. So 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:04.960 I'm always the biggest problem. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.840 Excellent, Well, I'm glad. We you know, we're all self aware. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.000 We can take a responsibility for our stuff. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:11.680 Awesome. 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.119 Well, Chelsea, you have some new dates coming up? 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.440 Yes, I'm adding some dates. Well, I'm doing Vegas on 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:18.360 July fifth, so. 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:18.720 Come to that. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:21.679 And I added a couple of stand up dates to 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:25.720 round out the year. I'm doing Westhampton Beach August twenty first, 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:30.840 I'm headlining the Rochester Fringe Comedy Festival September thirteenth, and 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:34.720 I will be in NAPA on October third, So that's 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:37.000 how I'm rounding out the year. I feel slightly guilty 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:39.639 about being in Europe during everything that's happening in America, 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:42.200 but I also feel like I'm gathering my strength. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.720 Yes, you have to like sharpen the acts before you 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:46.840 can go back to work. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.320 And also like you are someone. 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:51.600 Because you have such a large following. It's like you 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.760 can also still be doing the work from other places 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:55.799 and you are. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:57.600 So I think that's great. 0:02:58.280 --> 0:02:58.839 Thanks Koth. 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:03.239 Yeah, we have a lovely returning guest who we love today. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:04.880 Oh yeh, so we love her and she has a 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.560 new special called Father out on Hulu which you all 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:09.200 must go watch. And you know how much we love 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:14.880 female comedians on this podcast, So please welcome Otsco oh Kotskott. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.040 Chelsea, my daughter is that you? 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.720 Uh, you're my ba, You're my baby and I'm your mother. 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:23.079 That's all right. 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:24.520 I'm not your daughter. 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:27.679 You're my baby and my baby got a new bowl 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.560 cut because it looks very, very fresh. 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:32.200 Did you just cut it right now? 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:36.720 Yeah, she's been trimming it. She's talking about your work current, 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:40.040 she's so you're here here, I'll put this. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.440 Is kurn and if you're not watching on YouTube, just 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.040 so you know, Osco's finishing up a haircut right now. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.000 I don't know if her cut actually I thought maybe 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.880 her cut. Her hair actually just starts cutting itself when 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:51.760 it gets too long. 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:53.920 Well, let's not talk about that, Chelsea. 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:54.680 I have you out of a jump. 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.680 Oh okay, copy that. So there is somebody tending to it. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.520 Okay like a gardener. Okay, got it. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:03.680 I'm a yes ahead, guys, thank you, I am yeah, no, 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:06.960 can you believe? Yeah? This is today for I said, 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:10.040 I'm gonna see Chelsea, let's get that pristine cut going. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.240 And Hi, Catherine, Hi, how are you? 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.240 Otsco? Okotska's here? Everybody? 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.000 If that took me a long time to say that 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.560 name properly, and now it just rolls right off the tongue. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.800 Otsko Okotska. You're gonna tell me I'm saying it wrong, 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:23.720 are you? 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.640 No, not at all? And it was and it was 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:31.640 Shell say yeah, Shelley, Actually, we love, we love. We 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:35.599 love a woman that's always updating herself. 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:37.960 You know, absolutely, I mean, yeah, there's so many seasons 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:38.760 to being a woman. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:42.000 It's just it's always a surprise your own body. 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:44.479 Now that I'm fifty, I'm like, oh god, so many 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.159 different things. Like I remember when I when I was younger, 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:50.080 my boobs were so big, right, they were so big. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:52.080 And now as I've gotten more in shape and like 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:55.880 leaner and older, they've gotten to the exact size that 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.840 I like, they're not too much, like I can contain them, 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.359 and like all of the different changes that you go 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:04.000 through in your body. Like I always heard such negative 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.720 things about aging, and I have to say, I'm having 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:10.840 a positive aging experience, and I wish the same for you, Otsco, 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:11.960 because I know you're not old. 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:12.720 How old are you? 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:14.560 I'm thirty six. 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:18.359 Thirty six, okay, so I'm fourteen years older than you, 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.680 And I want you to know, well, you're Asian, so 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:24.919 your aging experience is already going to be superior to Caucasians. 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:29.599 Asian aging aging experience, aging is not to be used 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:30.560 with Asians. 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:35.440 Hey, happy aging months, which is me? Happy ag Yeah, 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:39.880 which is me? Yeah? Anyway, you know yeah, wait right, 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.240 I'm wondering. Have we started recording? 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.440 Yeah, we're recording. Yeah, what is wrying? 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:45.520 He's rolling for you? 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:51.400 Incredible? No, I was like, we're catching up so good already. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:53.440 No, No, we're all we're going to use all of this. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:54.000 Don't worry. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:55.800 We want our audience to know the ins and outs 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:57.440 of all of our relationships. No. 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:00.400 I appreciate that what you just said about that aging. 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:03.520 I don't relate to the big boobs, to the finally 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:07.120 good boobs or like perfect size boobs. For me, it's 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:08.640 always been the same. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:12.640 Double A since you were born pretty much. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.680 Yeah, yeah, which is nice. I like consistency, so. 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:17.000 Yeah, and a double A. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.400 That's almost like you don't even have to wear a bra, 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.280 right or do you do you wear bra? 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.479 I was being humble. I just realized I'm actually a 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:26.440 b thank you. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:29.760 Oh excuse me? Oh I didn't realize that. So you've 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:31.800 graduated now, you're a bee. 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:36.279 Okay, and my grandma d's double d's who knew. Yeah. 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.640 See, some people get bigger boobs as they get older. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.440 Did she always have bigger boobs? 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.760 We never. I don't think she ever was measured until 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.800 more recently when we were buying bras for her and 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.000 she didn't seem faced because it's not like she really 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.880 has girlfriends that she talks about bra sizes with. So 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.960 I said, Grandma, what was the measurement? She goes thirty 0:06:56.040 --> 0:07:03.040 six double D like a softlex. My jaw dropped and 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.800 she said, what, that's not normal? I said, I mean, 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:08.640 it's not what I have. I thought we were related. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:12.280 Otsco has a new special out on Hulu. It's called Father. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.560 By the time this comes out, your special will be airing. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:20.080 This is your sophomore special on Hulu and Disney It's 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:23.480 called Father. Now, without giving away any of the jokes 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.400 in the special, why did you call it Father? 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:29.560 Well, so I do talk a little bit about reconnecting 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:32.240 with my dad in it, but also, like my fans 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.240 call me mother. You know, we were talking about well, 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:36.600 I call you mother, but my friends call me mother, 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.720 and you know, but mothers have it together, right, so 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:41.520 I'm more. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.520 Father, right, you know, I'm also kind of more of 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:45.560 a father than a mother. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:46.120 You know. 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.560 A stepfather is where I come into my own you know. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:53.120 Yeah, where we're like both thriving in life, but sometimes 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.640 clueless about everyday basics, like we're like the sun and 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.800 the moon are different. Or that was you but you know, 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:04.800 thank you just and or that I didn't know I 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.040 hadn't been doing the laundry for the past seven years, 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:08.160 like that kind of thing. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.520 Who but Ran is Ryan doing the laundry. 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:14.120 Ryan is Otsco's husband, Yes, who I refer to as 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:17.720 her captor because he takes care of all things Otsco. 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.560 And if Otsco didn't have Ryan in her life, Otsco, 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:22.280 she probably wouldn't even be alive. 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:27.480 I would live outside and and you know and maybe thrive, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:32.560 you know, because of my personality. But Ryan is mother. Yeah, 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:35.080 he's the one that's been doing the laundry this whole time. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.359 We were both surprised though. It was like this devastating 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:42.720 moment where we both realized, wait, that means you, that 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.680 means it's been you this whole time. 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:46.800 And that was a surprise to you. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.040 Yeah, and it alway was it a surprise to Ryan, 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:51.760 who was doing the laundry. 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:56.320 Yes, because sometimes you just go, oh, here's fresh new laundry, 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.960 and you forget that, you know what I mean. We 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.560 sometimes you just don't know you're the one that's been 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.199 doing it. And the times he's not doing it, he 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.800 thought I'd been doing mine, but I just wasn't washing 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:07.719 my clothes, right. 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.439 I believe No, No, it doesn't make sense at all, 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.800 but I believe you. I believe you when I when 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:15.840 I come to Whistler, I don't have a housekeeper here. 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:18.600 It couldn't be farther afield than my life in La 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:20.920 or my life anywhere else for that matter. But I 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:22.880 have a cleaning lady that comes like once a week 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:25.800 and that's it. And my place here is small enough 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:28.160 that I can't really blow anything up. But when I 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:31.800 first came here for two weeks in COVID, I was 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.120 using the I was washing my own clothes for the 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:36.520 first time in many, many years, and I was using 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:40.000 the dryer as a washer, and I was putting the 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:43.160 detergent in the dryer, and then my clothes would come 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:46.040 out and they were like stained and tide eyed. They 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:49.640 were dry, though, and so I was so confused because 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:52.160 the dryer's on top of the washer, the washers, and 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.640 it's like one of those stacked things. And so for 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.040 the longest time I was like, I don't understand. It's like, 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:00.160 I can't be this bad at washing clothes, and and 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:02.960 it struck me that I was. Yes, that was a 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:05.079 big wake up call for me. I thought, Wow, you're 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:06.800 a real fucking idiot. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:10.280 Oh my god, me too. Why are we twins? Yeah, 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:10.760 I don't know. 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:12.720 And we don't look like Choin's but we have a 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:13.640 lot in common. 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.559 Yes, yeah, we're literally fra turtle. 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:21.079 We're fraternal. We're fraternal from different continents. 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:23.720 In the seventh grade, I did have blonde hair, so 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:25.840 I did wonder yeaheah. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:27.960 Well that was you looking for your real mother. So 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.480 you were in the New York Times talking about the 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:32.920 joke that changed your life. It says that there's a 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.920 joke that Tig Nataro told that What was that joke 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:37.520 from Tig It's. 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:41.600 Called no moleste if we name jokes, right, And yeah, 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:45.320 it's just about how when she was performing in Mexico. Right, 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.360 every time she's in a hotel, she puts that do 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:51.440 not disturb sign up but in Spanish it's no moleeste 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.480 and you just laugh if you're like an English speaker, 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:57.120 because you know that's scary to have to put that 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:58.120 up every night. 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.000 And so, by the way, we should have signs that's 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.360 say that at our hotel rooms in America anyway, we 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.000 should have signs that say no molested. 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:08.000 You know what, Actually, that's very true. That joke didn't 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.720 age well, because these days you do need that. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:13.560 Literally, I remember that joke from Tig. Tig has a 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.160 great joke writing ability. You do that too, because you 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.400 have great jokes, but you're also telling personal stories. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:20.360 So you combine the two because you know. 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:23.719 There's comics that just tell jokes, set up, premise, set up, 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:27.720 and like a punchline. Whereas many comedians are storytellers, I'm 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:30.200 a storyteller. I tell stories, and there are jokes within 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.600 the stories and punchlines within the stories. But you blend 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.920 both of those things together. I think very nicely. 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:39.920 Thank you. I mean, we all didn't live forty years 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:41.959 each year like you did. You know what I mean? 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.600 Where every time I hear your stories, I'm like, okay, 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.840 but she's only eight years old and she already did 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:53.000 what she's she's spiking people's lemonades. You know what I mean, 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:54.480 like you know at a young age. 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:56.199 Yeahah, yeah, I know what you mean. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.840 Yeah, I need to blend, you know, sometimes jokes about 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:02.280 them because I'm like, you know, big old things didn't 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:03.479 happen every month. 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.480 Right, absolutely, I understand. Ots go. 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:07.720 So, how has it been going with you and Ryan 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.439 on the road? What where have you guys been lately? 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.440 I mean, I can't I didn't see I haven't seen 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:14.360 you in almost like, I don't know, has it been 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:14.720 a year. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.400 I don't think it's been a year. I haven't seen 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:17.959 you since. We had a dinner party at my friend's 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:19.760 house while she was upstairs in her bedroom. 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.560 I know, right, we just took over her place and 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:25.720 her dinner time. I feel like we were just eating 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.960 your friend's tacos. It was meant for her kids, and 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:29.840 we were eating them. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:31.800 I said, I was staying at my friend Allison's house, 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:33.439 and I was like, Alison, can I have some people 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:34.319 over for dinner tonight? 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:36.240 No, I wasn't even staying there. 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.360 I just said that was a good meeting point because 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.280 you guys are so far east and my house wasn't 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.880 really fully done, and I was dating someone at the time. 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.480 Oh yeah, I had my mountain man there and I 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:47.840 was like, oh, let's all have dinner. And I was like, 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.600 this is a good middle spot. So I just called 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:51.040 my friend and she said, I said, can I have 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:53.400 some people over for dinner? And she's like, well, I'm 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.280 getting my eyelashes done and I'm like, no, no, you're 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:57.560 not invited, Like can I have people over for dinner? 0:12:57.600 --> 0:12:59.600 And we're doing our own thing and she's like, oh, 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:03.319 oh oh yeah absolutely. So that was the last time 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:04.880 I think we saw each other, right. 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:08.440 Yes, yeah, It's like a very classic hangout with Chelsea 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:11.640 handler moment. Yeah, we're at one point we were hanging out, 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:16.800 drinking tequilas, eating tacos. I went inside and saw kids. 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.280 I screamed because for a second I was like, wait, right, 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.920 this isn't Chelsea's house. I was like, who are they? 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:25.720 Who are they? They're exactly their house. 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.120 Imagine how I felt when I saw the kids and 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:30.000 I was like, whoaa, I just asked to have a 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.200 dinner party here. I didn't sign up for this sort 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:32.960 of chicanery. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:35.400 That's right. I didn't know we were all eating the 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:36.959 same meal. Oh this is your meal. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.800 Where are you on the subject of having children? Are 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:40.959 you ever going to procreate? 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:41.560 Do you think? 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:42.400 No? 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:46.040 Remember that's our sisterhood promise. 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.800 Okay, I just wanted to make sure nothing has changed. 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:52.720 Yeah. No, that biological clock they talk about that doesn't 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:56.280 exist within me. I don't even own a real clock, right, 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.840 So no, I don't you know that's such a big 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:02.839 thing that's supposedly quickly changes within you. No, it's not 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:05.000 like my favorite color changing. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:08.240 Right, I understand that. So how has it been traveling 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:09.760 with Ryan? What have you guys learned? 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:13.280 Like your relationship? You spend so much time with your husband. 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:15.920 I mean, I don't know anyone who spends more time 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:17.840 with their with their husband. Do you guys ever fight? 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.840 We do? Yes, we do, But what do you fight about? 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.360 Mostly it's you know, oh, let's go. You have to 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.280 put the keys in the right place every time, the 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.920 same place. It's very simple, you know, it's a lot 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.920 of that. I do ask a lot of him because 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:36.320 he works with me and you know, for me, and 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:39.320 so yeah, sometimes it's that. And I've been I've been 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:42.120 keeping up. I've been trying to be more organized because 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:45.920 it's a reciprocal thing right, relationships. But we've we've been 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.120 we've been to Asia, We've been to Australia, New Zealand 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.360 and Europe with my tour together. 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.720 And you brought your Did you bring your grandmother or 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.200 your mother on one of those trips you, I mean, 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:56.520 on a. 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:57.920 Couple of those trips, right. 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.560 I wanted to, but honestly they're too old now. So 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:05.000 uh yeah, So it's just me and Ryan, you know, 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.800 going to see parents together. Took him to a cabaret 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:11.520 that was fun, you know, and so yeah, I love 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:16.400 seeing different cultures. We love traveling together. And just based 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.600 on how people laugh, I feel like you can really 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:20.840 learn a lot about a culture, you know. 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:24.000 Uh huh, Like why what culture surprised you? 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:24.320 Like? 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.600 Which cultures were the most surprising to you? 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:30.640 Okay, the Scandinavians really surprised me in a pleasant way. 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:33.120 I didn't know anything about them. I had seen the 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:36.240 movie Frozen. It's an animated movie. I said, is it 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:36.880 kind of like that? 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:37.560 You know? 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.400 And because I was so worried, I said, all my 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.240 life right in America, I've had to teach people how 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.720 to pronounce my name Otsko that you is there. But 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.680 it's silent, right, So I said, how am I gonna, 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:50.160 you know, connect to Norway? How am I going to 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:52.440 explain that to people in Iceland? Are they going to 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:54.800 understand me? Are they going to get my jokes? And 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.920 then I go there and they're like, bitch, my name 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:03.560 is thiro biro Jon's daughter. Okay, I have a one girl, 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:05.800 she said, my cousin. I have a cousin. Her name 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:11.760 is your four East is not a problem for me. 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:16.920 I felt so seen, you know what I mean? And 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:20.080 so I loved the Scandinavians. They are true weirdos. You're 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:23.520 doing Scandinavia too, right, Yes, yes, I. 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:27.160 Think we're doing like sixteen shows, thirteen countries. Yes, So 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:30.160 I fucking love this schedule. I mean I would like 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.160 a little bit more downtime in between, but fuck it. 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:34.200 I mean I go, you know what it's like, you 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.040 go at this pace and then you acclimate to this 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.840 pace and then you just survive it, like it's like 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:40.200 you're surviving your own. 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:43.320 Tour, right, totally. Yeah, we extended it. We did it 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:47.240 over a month. We have the same tour people. I 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.160 knew you were going to Europe. I was so excited. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.120 I was like ah, I want to tell her all 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:54.640 about it. And you know the I ranked the countries 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.800 based on shyest to liveliest that I've performed. 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:59.800 In Okay, which and ones are the shyest. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:03.160 Shyest number twenty eight. Sitting at number twenty eight is 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:03.960 the Belgians. 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:05.760 Oh really. 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:11.240 My opener did a backflip to silence during his set 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:16.280 and then he had to that's the Belgians. He had 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:19.600 to then walk back to the mic, also in silence 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:22.960 because he was far away from it by then. Isn't 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:23.439 that wild? 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:25.280 That's good to know, though, That's good to know. 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:25.520 Yeah. 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.160 I'm going to Brussels, so I'll be there. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:27.879 Yeah. 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:28.880 What about the Swiss? 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:32.679 The Swiss? The Swiss, Oh, they were pretty lively, Actually 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:35.520 they were pretty They were more lively. The Swedish too, 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:40.080 and Parisians. I was told they're going to be very quiet, 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:42.280 but they were one of the liveliest crowds I had. 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.280