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Speaker 1: and direct. NBA All Star Game has been something I

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Speaker 1: The game was in New York City and you did

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Speaker 1: your thing, the homecoming, you want to you Want Award.

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Speaker 1: I didn't win ship, but this is the best of

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Speaker 1: that weekend. It was a fantastic weekend. This is the

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Speaker 1: New York City. I was running into this one, running

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Speaker 1: into that one. I ran into Bill Clinton. I met

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Speaker 1: Action Bronson, saw Dr Jay, saw the Great Moses Malone

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Speaker 1: before he passed. The first time I ever saw Michael

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Speaker 1: I saw everybody All Star Game, Yo, the biggest of

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Speaker 1: the big guns come out. And let me tell you something,

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Speaker 1: when you're in an All Star Game, it's like a

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Speaker 1: mix between I don't know, pimps up Post down Him, mccannon,

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Speaker 1: Bishop don They're all there. They're all there. They hangover

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Speaker 1: and they hangover part two, you know, like a red

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Speaker 1: eye flight to Thailand. That that's what's like going to

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Speaker 1: an All Star weekend. It's just a fucking nuthouse. So

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Speaker 1: this is the best of All Star Weekend in New

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Speaker 1: York City. I am Rapports Stereo podcast, Funky Funky Throwback.

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Speaker 1: Get into it right now, all right, people, So this

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Speaker 1: is a big, big, big, big big week from Michael

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Speaker 1: rapp Report. I say my name in the third party

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Speaker 1: because I am participating in the NBA Celebrity All Star

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Speaker 1: Game this Friday, live from the Mecca, Madison Square Garden.

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Speaker 1: And yes, Madison Square Garden still is the Mecca of basketball.

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Speaker 1: It still is the world's most famous arena. Despite the

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Speaker 1: fact that the Knicks are shitty, despite the fact that

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Speaker 1: most famous arena. And this Friday live on ESPN, And

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Speaker 1: if you're lucky enough to buy a ticket, it's sold out.

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Speaker 1: It's fucking sold out. I will be playing in the

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Speaker 1: It's a comeback. They're calling it the return. In the

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Speaker 1: Celebrity All Star Game. This year, we have Kevin Hart

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Speaker 1: good basketball player. But the thing about Kevin Hart is

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Speaker 1: he's so fucking rich and so famous and so in

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Speaker 1: demand right now his game is going to suffer. But

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Speaker 1: I will say this about my man, Kevin Hart, who

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Speaker 1: I consider a friend, I respect completely. He did have

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Speaker 1: He was one of them short motherfucker's who could play quick, strong,

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Speaker 1: for you, Kevin. All right, those days are over for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you're on Instagram doing your fit

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Speaker 1: workouts and all that ship you're traveling. I see you.

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Speaker 1: You're in Germany, you're in Berlin, you're in Alabama, you're

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Speaker 1: So you're not you're a non factor this year. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure if you're on my team. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: I get down. You come in the lane. You're getting

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be our type of ship. Comments playing who

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Speaker 1: All right. And if you don't know who Money Davis

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Speaker 1: him how I get down. I don't play all right.

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Speaker 1: I foul hard. I fouled out of a celebrity basketball game.

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Speaker 1: No one's ever done that. And you know, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: No other participant has won both the m v P

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Speaker 1: Celebrity m v P, and I also want the three

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Speaker 1: of this game, in the history of celebrities participating in

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Speaker 1: the All Star Game. No one has done that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you could sleep on me if you want. You

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Speaker 1: But the fucking trophy is sitting right in front of me.

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Speaker 1: I look at it every day. I dusted off weekly.

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Speaker 1: this Friday in my city, Chris Mullins playing Skyler Diggins

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Speaker 1: And yes, I was the last man in. They didn't know.

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Speaker 1: still have anything in the tank? Yes, I fucking do.

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Speaker 1: The last three weeks have been dedicated to coming into

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Speaker 1: They don't test for p d S for the Celebrity

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Speaker 1: I have ailments already. I did something to my knee

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Speaker 1: knife in it? You motherfucker? But do I stop playing? No?

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Speaker 1: Do I stop practicing? No? Do I stop doing my windsprints? No?

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Speaker 1: near my pool. I make my girl rebound for me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Feed me the ball. I don't care that you're soaking wet.

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Speaker 1: I don't care that you fell in there with all

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Speaker 1: your clothing, your cell phone. I need the rock. Feed

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Speaker 1: me the fucking rock. This is the dedication, all right,

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Speaker 1: This is the fucking dedication. This is the focus. That's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not fucking around. Here's what I'm predicting for the game.

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Speaker 1: Get excited when I get the ball on the post,

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Speaker 1: particularly on the block on the right side. Get excited

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna do something. I got my baby hooks,

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Speaker 1: I got my bank shots, I got all my ship.

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting outside myself. See people get into the

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Speaker 1: the big city, the cameras, They get extra hype. I'm

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Speaker 1: fifty grand Common, I fucking love you. You're my man.

421
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: I love these dudes. These fucking guys. They don't pass

422
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: the fucking rock. They don't like to pass the fucking rock.

423
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: They are going at the All Star Game the way

424
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: they should like it's an All Star game. But I'm

425
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 1: not I'm not a point guard. I'm not a ball handler.

426
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: I like the ball on the wing and I like

427
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: the ball in the post. All right, So if you're

428
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: not a ball handler, just like in the in the

429
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: NBA All Star Game, the guards usually Russell Westbrook, Stefan Curry,

430
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: people who have the ball in their hand, they're usually

431
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 1: the ones who win m v P. That's just the facts.

432
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: In an All Star game, and this is a fucking

433
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: celebrity also game. So I get the ball first time

434
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: I started the game, of course, of course, because people

435
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: know what I could bring to the table. I get

436
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: the ball first time. Somebody passed me the ball. Thank god.

437
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: I was like, funk this, I'm shooting. I. I go

438
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: to the basket to left. Nick Cannon, another good dude

439
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 1: friend of mine, love him, respect him. He fucking body

440
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: checks me. Okay, I I shoot the shot. It goes

441
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: off the glass, rolls off the rim, and I'm expecting

442
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: it to be the whistlebe bone, because this motherfucker just

443
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: like he didn't even found me. He just like ran

444
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: into me. And I could take hard foul. I'm on that,

445
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: no blood, no foul ship. But there's two referees, three

446
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: referees who I tried to pay off before the game.

447
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: I went to half court. I said, oh, listen, guys,

448
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: this is a celebrity All Star game. I'm one of

449
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: the only guys here representing New York City. Let's do

450
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 1: the right thing. They're like, hey, Mike, these are NBA

451
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: refs or almost SAMBI refs. They know me. They cool,

452
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: we're fans. Okay, so what am I? Maybe I drop

453
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: a couple of fifty dollar bills, Maybe you pick it

454
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: up and we get the fucking we get things going. No,

455
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: we can't do that. I said, all right, we'll just

456
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: remember I made the offer. Okay, so maybe you don't

457
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 1: take the fifty dollar bill, but just remember I make

458
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: the offer. So I get hammered by Nick Cannon. It's

459
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: on the videotape and I say, there's no whistle, And

460
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: I say to the ref on live TV. God damn,

461
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 1: make the fucking call. And at that point I realized,

462
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: oh shit, I might have just said that on live

463
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: television during a celebrity All Star game. And the ref goes,

464
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: blows the whistle and they call it technical and I go,

465
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: what the funk, man, you gotta make the fucking call. Okay,

466
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: this is real, ship, this really happened. I got a

467
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: technical foul within the first four minutes of a celebrity

468
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: All Star game. The score was four to fucking two.

469
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: Now I was really pissed that they didn't make the call.

470
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 1: I'm out of my mind. Okay, I am out of

471
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 1: my mind. I have a problem, Okay. And then Chris

472
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: Mullen goes, he sees my face. Chris Mullen, who I

473
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: wouldn't say. He's a friend of mine. We've never hung out.

474
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: I see him at these events. I love Chris Mullen.

475
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: I've always loved Chris Mullen. He's a good dude. He's

476
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 1: got a very good sense of humor. He's a New

477
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: York dude. He's a Brooklyn guy. We get each other.

478
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: He's older than me. I really have true fucking respect

479
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,719
Speaker 1: for Chris Mallen. He goes, Yo, Mike, cool out, and

480
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: I go, WHOA, yeah right, yeah, of course, Chris Mullen.

481
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,439
Speaker 1: I'm out of my fucking mind. I just got a

482
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: technical during the celebrity game. And then Alan Houston, who's

483
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: like one of the nicest, sweetest, kindest, most appropriate, just

484
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: gentlemen that have ever played in the NBA. Be hard

485
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 1: pressed to find somebody to say anything about. Alan Usson

486
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: former Nick had to retire early because the injuries. He says, Yo, Mike,

487
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: calm down, you only get one more of those, meaning

488
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: you only get one more tech than they're gonna throw

489
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: you out of the Celebrity All Star Game. That's what

490
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: the fun is gonna happen. So I go, fuck, you're right,

491
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, You're right. I calmed down. I

492
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: fucking snap out of it. Okay, So the game proceeds

493
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: to play on. Now what I did do, what I

494
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 1: did do well is I was sitting smashing crushing picks

495
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: on Skylar Diggins, who's probably considered the prettiest or one

496
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: of the most prettiest female athletes, definitely one of the

497
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: most prettiest, sexiest female athletes in the w n B.

498
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: A shony Shimba was taken and I was setting blasting picks.

499
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: Nobody was calling picks. If you don't know basketball, it's

500
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: like when you set like like you block them, and

501
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: and and basketball one on one is if somebody's setting

502
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: a pick, you say pick picks, so the person's one time,

503
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: I fucking she ran right into me. But this fucking

504
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: lady is a fucking fine tuned machine. She took the

505
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: fucking pick and kept going. I'm thinking she's gonna be like, Yo,

506
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: don't set that fucking pick so hard. It's the celebrity,

507
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: it's nothing to her. I'm talking about fucking Charles Oakley

508
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: would have been fucking proud of this fucking pick. Okay,

509
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: two or three of those boom. Then late in the

510
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: first quarter, who the funk passed me the ball? I

511
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: think it was Shny Schimmel. She passed me the fucking

512
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: ball in the corner. Clock runs out. Fuck that I

513
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: knew the second clock ran out. I'm in the corner.

514
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. I'm at the NBA three point line.

515
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: I bury the three. I bury the fucking three. Am

516
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,479
Speaker 1: I the only one who's going crazy? Yes? Because everybody

517
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: else knows the whistle blew because the second clock run out.

518
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: But I make the fucking three. I'm feeling good. I'm like, okay,

519
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: I got the jitter bugs out, I missed my first shot,

520
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: made this fucking three. I'm Austin. I say to Skylar Diggins,

521
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: what the fun Skylar Diggins, they're they're they're calling twenty

522
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: four seconds. It's a celebrity All Star game. And she says,

523
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: what the funk Michael Rapp report, Why are you getting

524
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: technical fouls in a celebrity All Star game? But bum,

525
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: I'm here all week folks. Okay, so that's about the

526
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: first quarter of the game. I took a break now

527
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: because I was dealing with this fucking injury. I I

528
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: was told do not do not, do not, do not

529
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: get stiff on the bench. So I was stretching. I'm

530
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: a great stretcher. The one fucking thing that I was

531
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: the best at All Star Weekend is stretching. Okay, even

532
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: in the locker room, Chris Mullen Common they were like, yo,

533
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: you're fucking flexible, And I was like, yeah, you know what,

534
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: I am fucking flexible. Chris Mullen. Okay, some people jump

535
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: the highest, some people run the fastest. Some people are

536
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: the strongest. Some people are the best shooters. Some people

537
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: are the best passers. Some people they are the best dunkers.

538
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: I could fucking put my my fucking legs above my head. Okay,

539
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: everybody has their strong suits, all right, just like I

540
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: said earlier. All Right, so I sit down on the bench.

541
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: The game's going well. We have this dude, Blake Leaper again,

542
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: who's considered the He's not considered. He is the fastest

543
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: man with no legs. Is a fucking beast, such a

544
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: sweet kid. Look him up, Blake Leaper, l E E

545
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: p E R fucking Olympic mentalist. He's a fucking beast.

546
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: He's so fucking fast, just such a good dude. He's

547
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: out there playing his fucking ass off. Carmelo Anthony's our coach.

548
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: But this fucking guy who comes off the bench for

549
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: the other team, which is being coached by Mike Golic

550
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: from Mike and Mike Mike Greenberg is coaching my team,

551
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: and Carmelo's our assistance coach, and fucking Spike Lee's the

552
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: assistant coach of the other team. This guy win Butler.

553
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: Look him up. He's a fucking animal. He's Canadian. He

554
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: I guarantee you hes about two fifty pounds. He's bigger

555
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: than me. He's about six fucking four. Again, he was

556
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: wearing a headband, he had long hair. He looks like

557
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: a big fucking ship. You don't think he's gonna be

558
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: effective as a basketball player, but he knew his strength.

559
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: He goes to the left. He's big. He was in

560
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: the post and I said to Carmelo, I said, because

561
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: we couldn't guard him, real fucking talk, because you don't know,

562
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: you don't scout this ship out, real fucking talk. We

563
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: could not guard this motherfucker. Uh you know, Uh, Chadwick

564
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: Boseman was giving him a try, Common was giving him.

565
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: He was a fucking beast. And I said, you know what, Mike,

566
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: Mike Greenberg, put me in there. And Carmelo is like, yeah,

567
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: go in there and put that wood on him. I said, yeah, Carmel,

568
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm getting excited, Like Carmelo's amping me up,

569
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: like yeah, I'm gonna put that motherfucking would on him,

570
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: like the forearm. I wanna fucking not like you know,

571
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: fun him, you know, like lay that wood or lay

572
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: that pipe, like you know, push him around like fun

573
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: that I get in the game. First thing I do

574
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: is put my fucking forearm right in his fucking chest,

575
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: and you know what he does. He pushes it down.

576
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: Never a good sign, which meant I'm not pussy micro report,

577
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm two pounds, I'm committing. I'm Canadian and I could

578
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: probably I probably played hockey. I'm ready to fight out here.

579
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: He laughed when I forearmed him. This fucking guy was

580
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: a beast. Not a great player again, but just big

581
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: lumbering motherfucker would big legs like he chops trees. It's

582
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: a big fucking guy. But he didn't score on me.

583
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: He didn't score on me. All right, Monai Davis, I'm

584
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what it's like. We're playing against Money Davis.

585
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: All right, Money Davis is ice cold. All right. I

586
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: saw her face when we came out for the jump

587
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: all She wasn't like, Oh ship, there's Kevin Hard, Oh ship,

588
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: there's Common, Oh ship, there's Anthony Anderson. Money Davis is

589
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: a real athlete. She wasn't impressed with anybody. I don't

590
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: think she had a fucking clue who I was. Yeah,

591
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: I threatened her. I put it out there on the

592
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: last podcast, I'll take you out, Money Davis. She either

593
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: she knew who I was and was giving me like

594
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: the ice girl, or I she just didn't give a fuck.

595
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: She was out there to play and she was bringing

596
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: the fucking noise to Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart was playing

597
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: well too, but Money Davis spun on her and it

598
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: was it was real and she's just ice cold. That

599
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: was the thing I was most impressed with her is

600
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: that she just wasn't like it wasn't like a celebrity

601
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: All star game. To her, it was a game. She

602
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: was not impressed with any of the fucking the fanfare,

603
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: a hoop la for the court, the fucking cameras. She

604
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: wasn't fucking around. So she's a real fucking talent. She's

605
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: the real deal. I I wish her the best of luck.

606
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: I did punch your ship, mo Da Davis. I blocked

607
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: your ship out of bounds in the second half. That happened.

608
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: It's on video fucking tape, Okay. I I went up

609
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: another time. I tried to block his ship. I almost

610
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: landed on you and Kevin Hart. Hould have fucking destroyed

611
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 1: both of you if that happened. Thank God it didn't. Happen.

612
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: But Money, Davis, you get nothing but respect your You're

613
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 1: such a sweet, sweet girl, cool, low key, nice family,

614
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: and and she was great. She was great. It was

615
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 1: great to see her out there, was great to meet her.

616
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: It's great to play where there was another one of

617
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: the people who I was really excited to meet. She

618
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: was great. So I got back in the game. Second quarter.

619
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: It's a tight game. It's probably the best celebrity All

620
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: Star Game that's ever been played because there was a

621
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: lot of people that had played in it before, like

622
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, Common, Anthony Anderson, myself, the girls know that

623
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: we're out there, the NBA, the w M he goes.

624
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: They were keeping it competitive. Their team was ahead. It

625
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: was because of this fucking win. Butler, guy, I gotta

626
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know how I got the ball. I

627
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: got the ball again, got the ball again by the

628
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 1: NBA three point line. Now here's what happened. I shot

629
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: an air ball. It happens to the best of them.

630
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna explain to you why. While I was

631
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: shooting the ball, I caught the fact that Chris Mullen

632
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: was guarding me, and I swear to god, I had

633
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: an ad about the experience. While I was shooting, I

634
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: was like, oh, ship, Chris Mullen is guarding me in

635
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden, where he played college ball sensationally for St.

636
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: John's during the Big East era, the Golden era of

637
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: the Big East Tournament. And I'm about to shoot the ball,

638
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: and I'm about to make a shot with Chris Mullen

639
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: sort of guarding me. He's about five feet away, so

640
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: it's sort of guarding me. But that went through my

641
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: head and I shot a It wasn't a brick. It

642
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: was fucking short, okay. And I was like, oh fuck,

643
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: because I had said to myself before, they don't you

644
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: did an The NBA threes is out of your fucking range.

645
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: So not only did I did I shoot an NBA three,

646
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 1: but I stepped back into it. Do you understand I

647
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: could have shot it from from a closer distance, but

648
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: I stepped back in it because I had just buried one,

649
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 1: even though it was after the second clock five minutes ago.

650
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: Fucking airball. So the play is continue to running up

651
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: and down the fucking court. That's one of the most

652
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: annoying things about basketball is the running. I I just

653
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: realized that, like fun a run up here. They missed

654
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: the layup, run back there, and make a layup, run

655
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: back there and turnover, run back. Fuck this ship. I

656
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: am dying. There was one secrets whereas five sprints back

657
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 1: and forth and I ran all the way and I

658
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:45,240
Speaker 1: was like, fuck this ship, man, fuck it, Fuck this ship. Okay,

659
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: So halftime comes up, we go into the locker room.

660
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: Somebody's performing in a halftime. Motherfucker's are in a halftime.

661
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 1: People are fucking breathing hard. Okay. People are stretching. Alan Houston,

662
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: he wasn't sweating at all. Okay, Former former Nick Allens.

663
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: This is like a fucking like a walk in a

664
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 1: spring day Essential park. Kristin Ledlow, I said, Kristen Ladlow,

665
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: it's fucking no joke out there. She said, no, Mike,

666
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: it is no fucking joke out there. Okay, this dude,

667
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 1: this Olympic athlete who I told you about, uh Leaper,

668
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: This is a joke to him, Blake Leaper. These are

669
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,280
Speaker 1: this guy's a fucking Paralympic gold medalist. This is nothing

670
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 1: to him. But for me, I'm dying. Kevin Hart's fucking stretching.

671
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: People are fucking you know, I wanted an oxygen shot.

672
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: They didn't supply me with one, and uh, you know

673
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: that's what was going on in the locker room. You know,

674
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: I took pictures. Shny Shimmel was a fucking beast, Tina.

675
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: Where everybody's taking selfies. You know, it's like a joke

676
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: to a lot of people. I told comm And, I said, listen,

677
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 1: you got crossed up by Justin Bieber in the game

678
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: in two thousand and twelve. It's on video. I told

679
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: him this. I told him to his face. I said,

680
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: you got crossed up by him. You do not want

681
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: to get crossed up by Moni Davis, Okay, because if

682
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: you get crossed up by Justin Bieber and then crossed

683
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: up by Monate Davies, you'll be the first participant of

684
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: the NBA All Star Game to get crossed up by

685
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: two fourteen year old girls. But I'm bum I'm here

686
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 1: all week, folks. You get it crossed up by Justin Bieber,

687
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: crossed up by Money Davis fourteen year old girls. Anyway,

688
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: that was a good one. I actually said that locker

689
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: room went crazy. They laughed that that's a real line.

690
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: I said, I'm I'm quoting myself, so anyway, game continues.

691
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: Made a couple of good passes, made a couple of turnovers,

692
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: made one out of two free throws. I just I was,

693
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: I was fucking I was just wasn't ready man for

694
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: that court. I I you know, it's not like in

695
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 1: the in the Y. It's not like when you're playing

696
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: three on three that court and those w I was

697
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: setting smashing more smashing picks on Skyler Diggins. I gotta

698
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: tell you, I have so much respect for these w

699
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: NBA players when you're out there. They're tough, they're fierce competitors.

700
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: They're in fucking shape. They could shoot like a motherfucker.

701
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: They play properly, they make all the right passes, all

702
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: the right moves. They're aggressive on defense, and the Tina Charles,

703
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: Shony shimble and and and Skyla Digons enough respect. I

704
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: fucking love you guys. I got the ball a couple

705
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: of times. My man Anthony Anderson, he was sort of

706
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: out of it. Me and him, we're trying to go

707
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: out of and celesque at court l court. I love you.

708
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say your last name. I

709
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: might think about changing that fucking thing. Great young actor

710
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: from faulting our stars. It's got four point five million

711
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: fucking Twitter fans. Big fucking star. He's a big deal.

712
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: He's a big fucking deal. Okay, tall kid, good lookie

713
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: kid from New York. You know he made a couple

714
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: of free throws. We lose the fucking game. It's a

715
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: close game. You know. I'm like on the bench, like,

716
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 1: let's fucking go. We gotta fucking win this game. If

717
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: we fucking lose this game, we're gonna be piste off.

718
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: Laugh now, cry later, you motherfucker's we need to fucking win.

719
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm saying this ship, let's fucking go. Man. Let Alan Houston.

720
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: At one point he's like, Mike, shut up, shut up.

721
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: Well he didn't say that, but I know he wanted

722
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: to say shut the funk up. You know, he's a

723
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: he's a very you know, well spoken guy. But Alan

724
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 1: Houston looked at me one time like he wanted to say,

725
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. We lost the game. I was sore.

726
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: I didn't perform the way I wanted to perform and

727
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: had a fucking ball. Kevin Hart wins the m v P.

728
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: He was gonna win the MVP whether he scored one

729
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: point twenty points. He did play well, but we lost.

730
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: Usually the m v P goes to the winning team.

731
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: I feel like the real m v P of the

732
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: other team was his fucking win Butler, but no one fun.

733
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 1: It was either gonna be Kevin Hard and Mony Davis.

734
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: They gave it to Kevin Hart. I love him. Chris Mullen,

735
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: he was there. It just was a great night. So,

736
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: you know, I meet up with my friends after the game.

737
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: They're like, Yo, you suck your fucking loser. Twitter is like,

738
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: you know, you fucking suck. You didn't get any shots.

739
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: My friends are like you you run like you gotta

740
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: fucking pilot ship in your pants. And I'm like, you,

741
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: motherfucker's you fucking know that already. I don't need to

742
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 1: be fucking reminded of it. So, you know, take a

743
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: little shower, clean myself off, I stretch out some more.

744
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: I gotta stretch the whole night. That's what the guy

745
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: told him. Keep sucking stretching, Drink some water, go get

746
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: we leave the garden. I saw Kyrie Irving when I

747
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: was leaving, and I said, Yo, I fucking love you

748
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving. You're the ship. He was like, what's up

749
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: and I said, you remember I met you? I said,

750
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: I met you in the casino when I was there

751
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: for USA basketball. I'm a big fan. He was like, oh,

752
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: he was cool, really cool. You know what? Else? Who else?

753
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: So there wasn't that many celebrities at the at the

754
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: Celebrity All Star Game outside of the people that were playing.

755
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: But then we go to the very very uh prestigious

756
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: hard to get a ticket thirtieth anniversary party for Jordan's

757
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: All Right, which is downtown at twenty three Wall Street.

758
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: You get it, twenty three Wall Street. And it's a

759
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: big fucking like it's like some big hole or something.

760
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what the funk. It is, some big place.

761
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: We get in there. We we we go into the party,

762
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: me and my friends. I'm with three dudes, my friend,

763
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: bar Kofe and Jason, and we get you know, we

764
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: get in pretty easily. It wasn't a problem. They give

765
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: us black risp hands, Okay, black wristbands, and I'm like,

766
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that there's better than black wristbands,

767
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: because you know, there's always like the fucking let's just

768
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: say the purple wristbands, the black wrist bands. And then

769
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: there's like the fucking the all access diamond wristbands. So

770
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: we're walking around, walking around, walking around, and I see

771
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: their stairs right in the middle of this big party,

772
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: and I go up there. There's these two goon New

773
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 1: York security guards, good dudes, probably like all duty cops.

774
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: They go, what's up, Mike. I go, I want to

775
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: go up there. They go, let me see a wristband.

776
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: I go. They go, we can't lench up because we

777
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: know you. We saw you play tonight. You did a

778
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 1: good job ago. Thanks for lying to me, But we

779
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: can't lench up there. Go in the front and tell

780
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: me need the gold wristbands. So going the front and

781
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: in the front, who's giving out the wristbands is some

782
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: fucking hipster fuck. Okay, here's where the night got interesting.

783
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: So this little hipster prick he said, I said, Yo,

784
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: I need the gold wristbands. Jo. I'm just I'm like

785
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 1: this high feel I'm in New York. I just played

786
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: in the All Star Game. My fucking hamstring hurts. I

787
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: want the goal. I was invited to this party. My

788
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: man Reggie from Jordan's hooked me up. It's Jordan's, It's

789
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: New York City. I'm going, yo, can I get the

790
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: gold wristbands? This dude, this fucking little hipster pricks is

791
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: get him out of here. Doesn't even look at me,

792
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: So I say, you, motherfucker fuck you. Who the funk

793
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: do you think you're talking to? He didn't look at

794
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: me when he said get him out of here? Then

795
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: I think he either recognized me or he was like,

796
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: oh shoot, I got a wild card on on my hands.

797
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: So this big security guard, like one of those fucking lineman,

798
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: he goes, Mike, what's the matter, cool out? And I go,

799
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: what's the matter this fucking guy telling me to get

800
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: the funk out of here? This is fucking you know.

801
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: I want the fucking gold wristband. These is in bullshit wristbands.

802
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: He goes, all right, calm down, calm down. He was

803
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: really he could have squashed me like a grape. This

804
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: guy was huge, fifty pounds, a good, loving, big motherfucker.

805
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: Calm and shit, which also makes you nervous because he

806
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: was chill, because he could have literally like picked me

807
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: up and thrown me. And I'm not a little guy.

808
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: He goes, you'll get it, You'll get all right, cool, cool.

809
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 1: I don't like this motherfucker saying, get the fun get

810
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: him out of here. Talk to me out of a hipster.

811
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: I guarantee you this motherfucker lives in Brooklyn. He's not

812
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: from New York and and he had on socks with

813
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: the personality the hipster elite. He said that to me,

814
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: get him out of here. Fuck you. So anyway, I

815
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: get the fucking black wristbands. My whole crew gets the

816
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: black wrist bands. We go upstairs, and who do we

817
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: see first? Michael fucking Jordan's in the motherfucking flesh And

818
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: me and my friend we were like, oh, ship, there's

819
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's. I've never seen I saw him play one

820
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: time in like eighties seven when the Bulls weren't ship.

821
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: I've never seen him play. Other than that, I've never

822
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: seen him in real life. And I'm like, yo, ship,

823
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: there's Michael Jordan's. Of course he's not dressed well, he's

824
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: got a fucked up style, but he wasn't wearing anything crazy.

825
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: And who is he talking to? Moses Malone who's wearing

826
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: some sort of rain hat and a rain jacket in

827
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: the fucking party and it is brick out, but Moses,

828
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: you know, take your shift. Off relax. So we're slid

829
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: early staring at Michael Jordan. I'm like, yo, he's fucking

830
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan. Now, I've heard so many fucking stories that

831
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan is a fucking prick. I've heard so many

832
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: stories of him not taking selfies with people, not even

833
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: giving people five, not even giving people a time of day.

834
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: So we had already planned if we see Jordan's don't

835
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: say a fucking word to him, do not say a

836
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: fucking word to him. So we're literally staring at him

837
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: like on some groupie ship, Like, Yo, there's fucking Michael Jordan.

838
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: Like he's talking to mosmlone. He's talking ship to mo

839
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: Moslone is like literally like Sasquash. He's like from the backwoods.

840
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: He's straight country. I don't know what the funk he's saying,

841
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: but I could hear Michael talking. They're laughing. Ha ha.

842
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: Moses is huge. He's got on his fucking rain hat

843
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: and some kind of some kind of like some kind

844
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,439
Speaker 1: of like Sherlock Holmes had with a raincoat which could

845
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: be used as a as a as a as a

846
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: blanket or like a duvet you could literally sew in

847
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 1: and use it as a duvet. It's that fucking big Moses,

848
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: a big motherfucker. So we're we follow behind Michael Jordan's

849
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: he goes into this sort of exclusive area. But again,

850
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to get that to Michael Jordan because

851
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: I have heard he ships on people. You could say,

852
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's I I just lost my dog. I'm your

853
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: biggest fan, and apparently if he's not in the right mood,

854
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: he's gonna just turn his back on you, which apparently

855
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: happened later on when I when I ran into Action Bronson,

856
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 1: who I've never met before, he told me as Michael

857
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: Jordan's story, which I'm not gonna repeat, but hopefully I

858
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: can get Action Bronson on this podcast to tell his

859
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's story, because it's not for me to tell.

860
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: If he wants to tell it, he met him for

861
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: the first time that night, he can tell the story.

862
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: But I would love to have Action Bronson come on

863
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: here and talk about his Michael Jordan's story anyway, any

864
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: fucking way. I know this is a lot to swallow. Okay,

865
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a sip of my water. Hold on.

866
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: Then there's these these these these couches and ship, okay,

867
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 1: and who then do I say? I see Derek Jeter,

868
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: He's about five feet away from Michael Jordan's. And then

869
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 1: with my own eyes, I see my Michael Jordan's and

870
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 1: Derek Jeter greet each other pound, hug yo, what's up?

871
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: What's up? And I'm like, there's fucking Derek Jeter, who

872
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: I've met, who's always cool, and Michael fucking Jordan's, two

873
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: of the best, most prolific athletes in the fucking world

874
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: talking to each other. And I'm like, fuck it, I

875
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: gotta take a picture. My man is like, don't do that,

876
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: don't do it. I'm like, funk this ship. I'm gonna

877
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: take a picture. It's dark in there. I knew I was.

878
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: I had a bullshit camera with my my iPhone camera.

879
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: I didn't want to and I'm like, I'm like, about say,

880
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 1: ten feet away, so i know I'm not gonna get

881
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: a good picture, but I take the pictures on Instagram.

882
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: Check it out. Jeter has his back turn, Michael Jordan's

883
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: wearing some crazy ship and he's smoking a cigar. It's them.

884
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: I saw it with my own two fucking eyes, all right.

885
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: Then me and my friend are like, yo, we should

886
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: walk away, and I'm like, the funk that I want

887
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: to watch what they're gonna do. They're just talking to

888
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: each other. Okay, there's chicks are are are swarming, swarming

889
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: like sharks, literally all around them. But I will say

890
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: about the entire All Star weekend, I don't know if

891
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: it was because it was freezing cold out, but normally

892
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: at All Star Weekend, the chicken heads, the groupies are out.

893
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: There wasn't as many at this party because this is

894
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: an exclusive party, and I just didn't see that many

895
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: in the city because maybe because it was so fucking

896
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: cold and the little chicken heads were covered up you

897
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: couldn't see them. Okay, but they were all fucking over.

898
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: They were all over Michael Jordan's and Derek g They

899
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: were staring at them. So we finally walked away, and

900
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: who do I walk right like, like damn, they're into

901
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 1: Action fucking Bronson and I'm like, oh shit, Action fucking Bronson.

902
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: What's up? And he's like, what's up, Mike, And I'm like, yo,

903
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 1: I funk with you hard. Now. We've texted each other

904
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: because we we we met over Twitter. That's how we

905
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 1: we we we we've been in contact. I always given propms.

906
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: I love him and I'm like, yo, I funk with you.

907
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: He's like, Yo, I funk with you too. His man,

908
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: big body was there. He was like, Yo, what up?

909
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: I said, Yo, I funk with you guys hard. And

910
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, Yo, you know it's crazy. My kids have

911
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: seen you perform three times and I've never even seen

912
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: you in the flesh bronze. And he's like yo, blah

913
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: la la la la. So We're like happy to meet

914
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: each other. I'm excited. I'm like, Yo, we gotta fucking do.

915
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: I want to be on your show. Want to come

916
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: eat some food. I'll eat you under the table. He's like,

917
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: now you can't do that, MI. I go, yeah, I can.

918
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,919
Speaker 1: Extra Bronson, I could fucking yo, let's eat sandwiches, cook

919
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: for me because he cooks. I wanna funk with He's like,

920
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: I want to funk with you too. No Bruno anyway.

921
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,479
Speaker 1: So we're walking throughout the party. Here's the list of people.

922
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 1: I see Dominique Wilkins, I see fucking Robert Parrish again,

923
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:24,240
Speaker 1: I see Moses Malone. I see fucking every fucking NBA

924
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 1: player you could think of. There wasn't any NFL players.

925
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 1: I see fucking who else is in there? Then Ariana Grande.

926
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: It just starts performing out of nowhere. She's on a

927
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: stage downstairs. Ariana Grande is performing. I can give two

928
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: funks about Ariana Grande, but she's performing. I'm like, ye know,

929
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 1: what the fund is going on here? Ariana grand he's performing.

930
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 1: Who else do we see in this fucking place? Uh?

931
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: All the NBA players, K D Carmelo, Russell Westbrook, Chris

932
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: Paul did, the entire fucking league is in this fucking room.

933
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: Every fucking body is in this fucking building. Every fucking body.

934
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: Then I walked by a couch. Magic Johnson's there and

935
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,439
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the couches Dr J. I'm like, what

936
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: the fuck is going on here? Dr J looks like

937
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: Dr J. He looks great, he's got the gray hair.

938
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: He's talking to some beautiful chick as he should. He's

939
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: Dr fucking J. Something, some older chick, you know, like

940
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: his age maybe like not probably like forty eight, but

941
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: a dime piece, you know, yeah, you know, pretty chick. Older.

942
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying forty because Doc's probably sixty. And I'm like, yo,

943
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 1: I can't even talk to Dr J. I can't even

944
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,439
Speaker 1: approach Dr J. I said, what's up to Magic? Said?

945
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: What's up to Dominique? I see him every year. He's

946
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: so fucking cool to me. Said what's up to Moses?

947
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: He mumbled some ship. I couldn't know what the I

948
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: didn't know what the funk? He said, Fat Joe, I

949
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: fucking see jay Z see him real quick. What's up,

950
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: jay Zo? It's up? What's up? Keep it moving? Who

951
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: the funk are? Everybody's in there, every fuckingbody is in

952
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: the fucking building. And then around like I don't know,

953
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 1: maybe one o'clock in the morning, Prince starts performing. That's right,

954
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: I said, fucking Prince downstairs, Princess performing, And I'm like,

955
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: are you fucking serious? He's singing like the Classics, He's

956
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: singing New Ship, he's singing controversy. I'm like, what the

957
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,439
Speaker 1: do you believe in? God? I'm Princess right there before

958
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: he got there, the Afro the Create, he had some

959
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: gold shift on. People are losing them. He's killing it.

960
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: If Prince, it's the second time I've seen him perform live.

961
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 1: If Princess performing, he's never half ass. He's shutting the

962
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: ship down, and while Prince's performing, You're like, yo, this

963
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: is why Princess Prince. This motherfucker is a fucking king's

964
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: he's he's on another level. So finally we leave that night.

965
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 1: This is Friday night. This is only Friday night. Okay,

966
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: we leave the fucking party. It is one of the

967
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 1: coldest nights out. Prince performed. I think Stevie Wonder was

968
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: supposed to perform. Afterwards, I had had enough. I had

969
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: had enough of the celebrities, had enough of the fucking NBA,

970
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 1: had enough of fucking Michael Jordan, had enough of Derek

971
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: fucking Jeter. I was overwhelmed. Okay, I was overwhelmed. It

972
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: was an overwhelmingly incredible night in New York City. I

973
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 1: was tripping the funk out. Okay, I played in my game.

974
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: This is in one night, one fucking night, and uh,

975
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a little break right here. We're gonna

976
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: be right back with Saturday Night. Saturday Night was almost

977
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,439
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Speaker 1: I Am Rappaport Podcast. This is part two of my

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Speaker 1: NBA All Star Weekend Extravaganza. Saturday morning, I go to

1001
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: the NBA All Star practice, which is really for the kids.

1002
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: It's not a practice. It's kind of like a shoot around. First,

1003
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: the East comes out, the whole teams there, everybody's there,

1004
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: every fucking NBA all started. They're practicing there. I'm right

1005
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: on the fucking court. Then the West comes out. Then

1006
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: there's some fucking shootout. I did this this event with degree,

1007
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: you know, the deodorant. Stefan Curry and John Wall, they

1008
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 1: come out. I'm bullshiting around with them. Check it out online.

1009
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,800
Speaker 1: I did it. It's fun. I guarded Stefan Curry and

1010
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: I guarded John Wall. John Wall missed his shot. Stefan

1011
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: Curry made a shot. That's the kind of defense that

1012
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: I put on people. All Right, I'm exhausted. I was

1013
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: up all night. I fucking eat pizza because I'm now

1014
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: I'm off training for my Celebrity All Star Game. For

1015
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: for three weeks before the Celebrity Also Game, I ate well.

1016
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. I slept well. I drink water.

1017
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: I didn't drink a lot of Snapple, didn't drink a

1018
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 1: lot of Starbucks. You know, I gave up fucking snap them.

1019
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: For three weeks. I didn't have any fucking pizza. I

1020
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: was in New York for three days. I waited, but

1021
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: that night we went to Joe's Pizza, and you know

1022
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: we're in there, everybody's like m v P. There was

1023
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: a bunch of kids and they were saying I should

1024
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: have won m VP m v P. They were fucking

1025
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: blasted out of their mind. But I made it up

1026
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 1: to the to the All Star practice. Saturday morning, went home,

1027
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: I got back to my crib, took a little nap,

1028
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: and then Saturday night is the three point shootout in

1029
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: the dunk contest. So this is how this went down.

1030
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: Me and my friend bar They tell me, you know

1031
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna sit on courtside. Fuck hell yeah, I'm excited.

1032
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:24,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit courtside. We're sitting under the basket where

1033
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: on the opposite side of the court. Now, this is

1034
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: who's at this event, Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill. They're

1035
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 1: sitting mid court. Nicki Minaj, Meek Mill. I see Rihanna walking.

1036
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh shit, oh shit, there's fucking Rihanna. Floyd Mayweather.

1037
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 1: He walks in. He's got a bag with him. Of

1038
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: course he's got a bag. He's got a bag of

1039
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 1: fucking money. Okay. Now I have said things about Floyd Mayweather.

1040
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 1: I actually called Floyd Mayweather Floyd Kardashian. Okay, I called

1041
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: him that on live TV. I've called Floyd Mayweather Floyd Kardashian.

1042
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: Now I'm seeing him now, I'm not worried about any

1043
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: beef with me and Floyd Mayweather. He's not gonna fucking

1044
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: beat me up, but he might not fucking like it.

1045
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 1: Uh fucking Who else is there? Was Jay? I didn't

1046
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: see Jay Z at this, But Adrian Grenier's there, Anthony

1047
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 1: Anderson there, the entire NBA's there, Dr J and oh.

1048
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: I forgot to say this. When we're walking into the

1049
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: fucking dunk contest Saturday, who do I see Bill Russell? Who?

1050
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:28,720
Speaker 1: If you're a fan of the Iron Rapp PORP podcasts,

1051
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: you know that I have said, Bill Russell, when you

1052
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 1: come out twice a year. One is for the NBA

1053
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 1: All Star Weekend. Number two is for the Championship Trophy.

1054
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: When you give away the Championship trophy, we have said,

1055
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: groom your ship, shave your ship, take a fucking shower,

1056
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 1: go to the barber. And I say, I see Bill Russell,

1057
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh fuck, there's Bill Russell. I'm there's

1058
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: no way he's listened to the Iron Rap Porp podcast,

1059
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I need to get a fucking picture.

1060
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: He's with Oscar Robertson Basketball Royalty, Basketball Royalty. Even though

1061
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: I have said and still believe that Bill Russell is

1062
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: one of the most overrated NBA players of all time,

1063
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,800
Speaker 1: he's basketball Royalty. Plus, I'm always thinking about giving the

1064
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 1: fans what they want, giving it what they need, and

1065
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, what better can I give the Iron Rapp

1066
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: Report fans than a picture a selfie with me and

1067
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: Bill Russell. So I tell my friend Barr, Yo, I'm

1068
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: gonna go over to Bill Russell and I'm gonna say

1069
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: something to him, and you take the fucking picture. So

1070
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: I go behind Bill Russell and Oscar Robertson, who are

1071
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: both in their seventies, so they're seven year old men,

1072
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: maybe maybe even older, and and and and and my

1073
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: friend Bar takes the camera and Bill Russell gives him

1074
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: a look like, motherfucker, if you take this fucking picture,

1075
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking choke your throat. He wasn't fucking around.

1076
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: And then Bar, my friend like put his fucking camera

1077
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: in the pocket and we bailed on the picture and

1078
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: he was like, I was like, why didn't you take

1079
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 1: the picture? He said, because that motherfucker looked at me

1080
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: like he was gonna fucking smash my fucking throat. And

1081
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: I said, so what take the fucking picture? Man? You

1082
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: know you could sue him. Fuck it if hits you,

1083
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: itches makes for a good pocket. He's like, funk that

1084
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: I wasn't doing it to Bill Russell. Man, I was

1085
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: gonna do that to Bill Russell. So we didn't get

1086
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: the picture. I got some shitty pictures of Bill Russell

1087
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: that I will post, but I will say this, Bill

1088
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 1: Russell did get a haircut, okay, and his beard was

1089
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: groom So maybe, just maybe he is a secret fan

1090
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: of the Iron Wrap por podcast on the Low. Maybe he,

1091
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 1: like the millions and millions and millions of other people,

1092
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: loves the podcast. I don't know, but somebody said, somebody

1093
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: got to him and said, you know, don't come out

1094
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 1: with your ship looking crazy this year. So anyway, the

1095
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 1: fucking events start to start, we have great seats, but

1096
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: the NBA people, my man says, Yo, we're gonna move you, Mike,

1097
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh fuck, here it comes. And I'm like,

1098
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: where are you gonna move? Men, We're gonna move you

1099
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 1: over next to Nikki and I'm like what. He's like, yeah,

1100
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: we're gonna put you next to Nicki and Meek Mill.

1101
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh fuck. So we get we switched

1102
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: our seats and I'm sitting right next to fucking Meek

1103
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: Mill and Nicki motherfucking man. And I'm like, oh ship.

1104
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,959
Speaker 1: So I sit down, and you know, celebrity people, they'll

1105
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 1: they'll they'll recognize other celebrity people. So I sit down, like, yo,

1106
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: what's up. They're like, what's up. I'm like, yo, I'm

1107
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 1: a fan. She's like, I'm a fan. How you doing? All?

1108
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: I sit down, I'm like, yo, I can't believe I'm

1109
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: sitting next to fucking Nicki Minaj and motherfucking Mill, Meek Mills. Cool,

1110
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: she's big, motherfucker sort of got a goon quality. I

1111
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: say that with all due respect. Cool, very cool. Young.

1112
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all, I like that Wu Tang ship you

1113
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 1: did when you're rhumbing over the Wou Tang beat. We're

1114
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: talking to him, Him and Nicki are chilling. She looks ridiculous.

1115
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: She looks sick. Fucking Rihanna is like four seats down.

1116
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 1: Floyd mayweathers like three seats down. He recognized, like what's up,

1117
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh Ship, maybe he never heard me

1118
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 1: call him Floyd Kardashian. He says, what's up to me?

1119
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: The fucking the proceedings start. The fucking three point contest

1120
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: is dope. Stefan Curry wins that he made I think

1121
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: at third one point thirteen shots. I'm bullshiting around with

1122
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: fucking Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill. My friend Anthony Cauzi,

1123
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: who's one of the you know, most prolific. Check him

1124
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: out on Instagram. Anthony kazy c a u s I

1125
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 1: check him out on Instagram. He shoots all the knicks,

1126
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: all the local you know, the New York sports, all

1127
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: the fucking stuff. And I see him. I'm like, Yo,

1128
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: you gotta get fucking pictures with me and Nicki Minaj

1129
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: and fucking Meek Mill. He's like, don't worry, I got you.

1130
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: So he's taking long lens pictures of me and Minicki

1131
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 1: Minaj and Meek Mill, and then the fucking dunk conscience

1132
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: comes off. We're like having a fucking ball I'm losing

1133
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 1: my mind. Rihanna's four seats down from me. I'm fucking

1134
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: tripping the funk out that Rihanna's four seats down for me,

1135
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: and Nicki Minaj is right fucking next to me, next

1136
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: to Meek Mill looking up on Instagram. People, the pictures

1137
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: don't lie. The pictures don't lie. This is really fucking happened.

1138
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: I've said before, I love min Nicki Minaj, I love her, asked,

1139
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: I've questioned whether it was real or not. But when

1140
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: you're up on her, when you're seeing these people in

1141
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: real life, you're like, Yo, what the funk is going on? Man?

1142
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: I have met all sorts of celebrities, but when you

1143
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: were up on Nicki Minaj, You're like, what the fund

1144
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 1: is going on? And when Rihana it was is in

1145
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: sniffing distance, smelling distance. We made eye contact one point. Okay,

1146
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: she's a human, I'm a human. We made eye contact.

1147
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: I knew that for that brief second we shared something,

1148
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: or at least I felt like we shared something. Okay,

1149
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: the dunk contest started. This dude, Zach Levine or Zach Levin.

1150
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: We need to check this guy. Is this guy fucking Jewish?

1151
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: Who won the dunk contest? Has that been brought up?

1152
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 1: Has that been questioned? Is Zach fucking Levin fucking Jewish? Okay?

1153
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: He he shut down the dunk contest. Everybody's happy. We're

1154
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: having a fucking ball you know, it's a great time.

1155
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: The fucking shows over. The dunk contest is over. Rihanna

1156
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: walks by. She walks right by me, right the fuck

1157
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: by me. Look on the internet, look on my instagram.

1158
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 1: The pictures don't lie. And she says to me, how

1159
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 1: you doing? I'm a fan? And I go the something

1160
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: to that effect. I I, My moment was shot. I

1161
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: couldn't say anything. She's tall, she smells good, her eyes

1162
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: fucking they shined bright like a diamond, shined bright like

1163
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: a diamond. And and and and and she shook my hand,

1164
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 1: and I and I. I didn't let it go for

1165
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 1: an inappropriate period of time until like my arm was

1166
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: fully extended and her arm was fully extended. Okay, I

1167
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: did not let her hand go because I couldn't believe

1168
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: what was going on. I shot the bed. Okay, I

1169
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: shot the bed. That happened. We walk out. Everybody's sucking

1170
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: their money. Maywhere I tell you this money. Maywhether tipped

1171
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: his fucking weight just probably about he went into his

1172
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: bag of money, because his money made. Whether he tipped

1173
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: his waitress at least a thousand dollars, he gave her

1174
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: our fucking thick stack of fucking hundreds. I saw that

1175
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: treated her real nice. Nicki Minas laugh, love you love you.

1176
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: You guys are dope. Meek mil Yo staying top. Well,

1177
01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 1: it's cool. It's Saturday night. The fucking NBA All Star

1178
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: Game hasn't even fucking started yet. It's Saturday night. So

1179
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 1: I go to the fucking after party at the slam

1180
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: Dunk contest. You know, it's like, oh, there's this party,

1181
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 1: this is that party. You gotta pick your fucking spot.

1182
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 1: So he said, fuck it, let's try this g Q party.

1183
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know what the funk was. I was walking

1184
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 1: into scanning some downtown in Wall Street district of Manhattan.

1185
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: If you've never been in Manhattan, you've never been in

1186
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: New York, it's your fucking problem. You don't know where

1187
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 1: Wall Street is, that's your fucking problem. I have no

1188
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: problem getting into this party. The security guards. I just

1189
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 1: want to say one thing. The security police an event

1190
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 1: coordinators in New York City and Madison Square Garden all weekend.

1191
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: You know, if any of you listen to this, I

1192
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 1: want to tell you thank you so fucking much for

1193
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 1: making me feel welcomed and and and greeting me with

1194
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 1: open arms, not busting my fucking balls, asking me for tickets,

1195
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: my fucking wrist bands and all that. Ship. I walked

1196
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: up to the fucking party. They said, come on in, Mike,

1197
01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: I said, how many with? I said, I'm with five

1198
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 1: fucking dudes who normally is whack. They let me in.

1199
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 1: When we walk into the fucking party, four fucking dingbat

1200
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,919
Speaker 1: pr girls. What's going on? What's going on? And I said,

1201
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 1: you know what's going on. We're going into the fucking party, lady.

1202
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: We walk in and the Roots are performing, and I'm like,

1203
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: oh shit. Now here's the thing about the Roots. You

1204
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: see them every night on Fallon, But when you see

1205
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 1: the fucking Roots live, like really doing the thing, you

1206
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: have a whole new fucking appreciation for the fucking Roots.

1207
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 1: I've seen them live probably times. They tear Ship down,

1208
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: but I haven't seen him in a few years, and

1209
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him since live since they've been doing

1210
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: the Fallon show. Somehow or another. I wind up on

1211
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: the side of the stage. Quest Love and and Frankie

1212
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 1: Knuckles were destroying the drums. Black Thought is killing it.

1213
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 1: The motherfucker. Black Thought was doing the cover of the

1214
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 1: Wrath of Kane. Okay, the Big Daddy Kane song. He

1215
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: does this all the time. It's like it's like one

1216
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 1: of the things they do. Now. The thing that's so

1217
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 1: impressive about doing a cover of the Wrath of Kane

1218
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: is that it's a long, hard rap song that Kane did,

1219
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 1: and for him to cover it and make it his own,

1220
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 1: but do it and do the lyrics that Big Daddy

1221
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 1: Kane did. Not anybody can do that. I don't think

1222
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: anyone else in the world would ever even attempt to

1223
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 1: do that. You didn't stand what I'm saying. It's like

1224
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 1: it's like somebody covering like you know, Sympathy for the

1225
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 1: Devil by the Rolling Stones, or you know, My Favorite Things,

1226
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: or or a Love Supreme, or or like some concerto

1227
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: by fucking Beethoven. He's destroying it. He's destroying it. So

1228
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 1: there's a backstage thing that we get taken into. I

1229
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: walked back there. Nas Escobar and Ray Kwan, the motherfucking

1230
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: chef who I met once but never really met. So

1231
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, shit, chef, what the funk is up?

1232
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 1: And he's like, yo, Mike rap, what's up? And I'm like, Yo,

1233
01:05:56,680 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: what the funk? Man? Yo, I fucking love you, chef.

1234
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: And he's like, yo, peace peace And I'm like, yo,

1235
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 1: I fucking love you. Ray Kwan the Chef, and he

1236
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: says to me. He says to me, yo, what are those?

1237
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: I had all my Nike lunars black and white Nike

1238
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: lunas for Ray Kwan the Chef to fucking compliment my

1239
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,040
Speaker 1: fucking Nike lunars. I was like, yo, I don't know.

1240
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 1: I didn't have my fucking boots. He some Nike is hot.

1241
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, you're gonna rock. He's like, no doubt.

1242
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh ship, ray Kwan the Chef is gonna

1243
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: rock with the roots. Because of course he's That's why

1244
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 1: he's there. We're walking through the fucking club. Everybody's at

1245
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:35,760
Speaker 1: this fucking party. Lebron is there. Lebron fucking James is

1246
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 1: there because he's Mr g Q. Okay, he's fucking there.

1247
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 1: I see him. I know he fucking saw. I mean,

1248
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,920
Speaker 1: I don't say ship. Damn. I don't gonna fuck Okay,

1249
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sucking back down if I see Lebron.

1250
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 1: Although I did see some two guys that maybe we're

1251
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,000
Speaker 1: friends with him. They looked at me like they wanted

1252
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,920
Speaker 1: to fucking kick my ask because from my comments from Lebron.

1253
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 1: But you know, I see him from distance. It's a

1254
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 1: great party. The roots are killing it. Nas gets up there,

1255
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 1: he does some ship from his first album, ray kawon

1256
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 1: the chef gets up there and shuts that ship down.

1257
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: He doesn't car set rated scarfaces. He did uh something

1258
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,520
Speaker 1: else and he did cream and Yo, and when he

1259
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 1: did Cream, I was having an outer body experience because

1260
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, not only is he killing cream

1261
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 1: and and and and and and and my bugging and

1262
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 1: the way the roots are covering the song and somebody's

1263
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 1: doing the beatbox and they're playing the instruments live and

1264
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 1: it sounds sick. I'm like, Yo, this is turned into

1265
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 1: soul music. It's no longer hip hop. Cash rules everything

1266
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: around me. Cream is now soul music. It's such a

1267
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 1: good song. It's like listening to Harold Melvin and the

1268
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 1: Blue Notes. I'm bugging that I'm watching and the crowd

1269
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:47,560
Speaker 1: is into it. You know, there's ball players in there,

1270
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: there's some actors in there, there's wrap people in there,

1271
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: there's music people in there, and motherfucker's when he did Cream,

1272
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 1: motherfucker's like, oh Ship, and I was bugging. I was bugging,

1273
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 1: and I saw my dudes from the ASAP Mob. I

1274
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 1: saw my man twelve you, who I'm cool with, and

1275
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,320
Speaker 1: the rest of those motherfucker's And I also fucking see

1276
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 1: I met for the first time a Sap Rocky, who

1277
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 1: I've never met. My kids loved them. I'm with the

1278
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 1: whole fucking Asap mob. Young dudes. They're making me feel

1279
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 1: like ship because I'm like, yeah, what year were you born?

1280
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,240
Speaker 1: And this motherfucker's like, I was born in nineteen eighty nine.

1281
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: I go, you cox sucker, that's a year I graduated

1282
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:23,920
Speaker 1: high school. Same thing happened with Meek Mill. At one point,

1283
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,639
Speaker 1: I said, wait, here were you born? He said, nineteen

1284
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,600
Speaker 1: eighties seven. I said, fuck you, man, fuck you. I

1285
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 1: was seventeen and nineteen eighty seven. Fuck you. These guys

1286
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 1: are young guns, but I got to meet all those

1287
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:37,719
Speaker 1: who everybody's having a good time. It's fucking a goodass party.

1288
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:40,600
Speaker 1: I go backstage, I see the chef. I'm like hyperventilating.

1289
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,880
Speaker 1: I see Ray Corn, Like, Yo, Ray, that ship was

1290
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: like soul music. When you did that ship, it was

1291
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: like fucking soul music. He's like, Yo, you're bugging Mike.

1292
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I was like, yo,

1293
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 1: I'm serious man. Then I'm like yo, he was. It

1294
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: was just a great night. Then we we we we

1295
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 1: we we had to leave there. And at that they

1296
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 1: started playing like the younger, fucking the newer hip hop ship,

1297
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 1: and that's when all the NBA dudes came in. But

1298
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,839
Speaker 1: that's when I gotta be honest, the party got whacked.

1299
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,400
Speaker 1: The party got whacked because everybody left and then and

1300
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:13,719
Speaker 1: the NBA dudes were like, go on some fish bowlshit,

1301
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 1: you know, and that, and that's what they do. I'm older,

1302
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 1: they're younger, but it just was like five hundred people

1303
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 1: left and and and then it was probably five people,

1304
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 1: you know, left in the party, so like half the

1305
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,920
Speaker 1: place was empty, half the place was full. All the

1306
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 1: NBA dudes are sort of packed in the corner. There's Chickstead.

1307
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,439
Speaker 1: I was out. I was out. I had a fucking enough.

1308
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 1: I had enough. It was I had had enough. This

1309
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,600
Speaker 1: is Saturday night, the fucking the fucking Couda Gras, the

1310
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:42,920
Speaker 1: fucking All Star Game didn't even start yet. So then

1311
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:47,160
Speaker 1: finally get to the arena Sunday for the game again.

1312
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 1: I get there two hours early. Everybody's at the fucking arena. Okay,

1313
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,679
Speaker 1: everybody is at the arena. I see my man, Chris Tucker.

1314
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: I gotta do something with Chris Tuck. I gotta work

1315
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 1: with Chris Tucker. I'm such a fucking fan of Chris

1316
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 1: Tucker as and I know we could kill some ship together.

1317
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,759
Speaker 1: I see him, see Dominique again. I see motherfucking Muggsy

1318
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: Bogues who I tell him. I say, Muggsy, you're on

1319
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,840
Speaker 1: some ship. He's like, what up, Mike. I'm like, no, listen,

1320
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 1: I said, I saw you a couple of months ago,

1321
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 1: and I realized you're not only five three, you're five

1322
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,559
Speaker 1: fucking three. And he's like, ha ha. I'm like, yo,

1323
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 1: for somebody to be in the NBA, they have to

1324
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 1: be on some ship. But for you to be in

1325
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,679
Speaker 1: the NBA at five three, you're on some other ship.

1326
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 1: And he was like, I appreciate that. Mike, I go

1327
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: Yo and his family. They knew what I meant. I

1328
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,920
Speaker 1: was like, you you, and it has less to do

1329
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,559
Speaker 1: with talent, has more to do with heart and partially

1330
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,920
Speaker 1: you're a crazy motherfucker to even think you could be

1331
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 1: in the NBA at five three. He really appreciated and

1332
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 1: got that Muggsy Bogues is a motherfucker. I'm a foot

1333
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 1: taller than Muggsy Bogues. He played twelve or thirteen years

1334
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 1: in the NBA. He wasn't a novelty. He had a long,

1335
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:57,639
Speaker 1: fucking productive career in the n b A. I see him.

1336
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 1: Jay Z's in there with bay Beyonce, Puffy, fucking the

1337
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,759
Speaker 1: whole NBA. I see Julianne Moore, There's actors, Ben Stiller,

1338
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 1: everybody's I'm tripping the fuck out. I'm tripping the funk

1339
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 1: out before the game starts. I see Dr J again

1340
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:20,240
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I gotta say something to Doc.

1341
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 1: He walks by me. I met him once before because

1342
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,960
Speaker 1: he coached one of the celebrity All Star games that

1343
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 1: I played in. So I see him, I'm like, Doc,

1344
01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 1: what's up? Man? He's like, how you doing, Mike, I'm like,

1345
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,800
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Dr J? Knows my name. He goes

1346
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 1: and he gives me a pound and then and then

1347
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, man, I just want to tell you

1348
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:39,680
Speaker 1: so good to see you. Then he gave me a

1349
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,559
Speaker 1: hug and he said, I see you wearing the hat.

1350
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 1: He complimented my hat. Dr J one of the most

1351
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,879
Speaker 1: fashionable iconic figures of all the sports in the nineties, seventies,

1352
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:53,759
Speaker 1: and eighties. Converse, the knee braces, is off, the court style,

1353
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: the afro, the whole ship. He said, I see you

1354
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:58,880
Speaker 1: with the hat. I like that hat. And I'm like,

1355
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 1: I don't even its say anything to him. I'm bugging out.

1356
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,639
Speaker 1: Everybody walks in, Jay Z walks in with fucking Beyonce.

1357
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 1: They're all there. The game starts, motherfucker's are doing their thing.

1358
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 1: It's it's a fantastic game. I got good seats. I'm

1359
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:18,679
Speaker 1: bugging Kareem abdul Jabbar, Willis Reid, Walf Frasier, Bill Russell.

1360
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 1: Fucking the young players are there, the old players are there,

1361
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:28,439
Speaker 1: celebrities are there. It's fucking nuts. It's in Madison Square Garden,

1362
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:31,920
Speaker 1: the world's most famous arena, the mecca of basketball. That's right.

1363
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: I don't know a funk if we haven't won to ring.

1364
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,320
Speaker 1: It's the world's most famous arena New York City, Madison

1365
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 1: Square Garden, the mecca of basketball. If you don't like it,

1366
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:42,800
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know what to tell you, find another

1367
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 1: fucking podcast to listen to. No, don't, don't, don't. I

1368
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:48,360
Speaker 1: don't want to lose followers. But here's where ship got

1369
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 1: real nuts. Halftime somehow, I'm on the court during halftime. Okay,

1370
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:57,680
Speaker 1: the fucking the security guards at Maddison Square Garden, we're

1371
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 1: just like if Michael rapports where he should probably be

1372
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 1: here because he played in the games. I'm walking on

1373
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:06,519
Speaker 1: the court again. Ariana fucking Grande is performing. Beyonce's two

1374
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: ft away from me. She's got some goon security guard

1375
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 1: as she should, as she should, some fucking big six

1376
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 1: ft six guy that looks like he knows karate, m

1377
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 1: m A and everything else in between. He's got his

1378
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 1: eyes on her. I'm walking around, and then I with

1379
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:24,920
Speaker 1: my friend Jason. I'm like, Yo, there's Bill Clinton. He's

1380
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:27,080
Speaker 1: sitting down. He's like, yeah, we gotta go over and

1381
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 1: go Yo, we gotta get over and say something to

1382
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,760
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton. I walk over to Bill Clinton, as he's

1383
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,040
Speaker 1: seen that, he gets up. Okay, this is a fact.

1384
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton gets up and he goes, how are you?

1385
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,320
Speaker 1: I'm a fan? And I'm like, I don't. I don't

1386
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: know what to say because I'm I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm

1387
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 1: I just want my selfie. I just want my picture.

1388
01:13:44,439 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 1: I don't expect him to know who the funk I am.

1389
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 1: He says, I'm a fan of yours. You're a You're

1390
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,160
Speaker 1: a really good actor. And I'm like, do I curse?

1391
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,680
Speaker 1: So I go, fuck, Holy sh it, Bill Clinton? What

1392
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:55,640
Speaker 1: the funk? Bill Clinton? And and and then and he goes,

1393
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a big movie fan. You know I

1394
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 1: love movies. He starts something, you know, I've been going

1395
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,240
Speaker 1: to the movies since I was a kid when they

1396
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,640
Speaker 1: were just ten cents a movie and telling me this,

1397
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,600
Speaker 1: tell me that. And I'm like, I gotta keep this

1398
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,880
Speaker 1: conversation going because Bill Clinton doesn't just he wants to

1399
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 1: talk to me. This is reality. And you know, he

1400
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,720
Speaker 1: I said, well, what have you seen any movies? What

1401
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: Academy Award movies films have you seen? And have you

1402
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 1: seen American Sniper? I haven't gotten the scene and I've

1403
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,560
Speaker 1: heard a lot about it. I want to see it.

1404
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,960
Speaker 1: I've seen this, I've see he did he I could

1405
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: tell you when I saw him last week at the

1406
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,439
Speaker 1: All Star Game, Bill Clinton had not seen Birdman, and

1407
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:30,680
Speaker 1: he had not seen Fox Catcher. Okay, he was very interested. No,

1408
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:33,240
Speaker 1: and he did see the Julianne Moore movie that I

1409
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 1: forgot the fucking I can't remember the name of, but

1410
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 1: where she plays in Alzheimer's. And he's now Bill Clinton.

1411
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: This is the god's on his truth. Bill Clinton is

1412
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 1: talking to me and he has his arm on me

1413
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,800
Speaker 1: like we're friends. Um, literally, I don't know if I

1414
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:50,439
Speaker 1: call this guy Bill Mr President. At one point I said,

1415
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,679
Speaker 1: Mr President, I cannot tell you all the things I said.

1416
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:54,600
Speaker 1: I could tell you what he said. He's telling me

1417
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 1: he loves that film. You know, he believes in Alzheimer's.

1418
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 1: You know he's done a lot of stuff to trying

1419
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,759
Speaker 1: to raise money for it. I'm like, I can't fucking

1420
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,720
Speaker 1: believe that. Bill Clinton is fucking talking to me. He's

1421
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:09,840
Speaker 1: got these fucking beautiful, darting blue eyes. I'm like, what

1422
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,639
Speaker 1: the fund is going Bill looks good, he's vegetarian. Now,

1423
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fund is going on? Here? And

1424
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,120
Speaker 1: then my friend I said, Jason, you know, you know,

1425
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,240
Speaker 1: we gotta get a picture. He's got like people around him,

1426
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:23,920
Speaker 1: their security. It's like real fucking like serious ship. But

1427
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:27,120
Speaker 1: they're real cool, Like you know, they weren't yo, they

1428
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,599
Speaker 1: weren't tripping that he put his hands on me. Bill

1429
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:31,640
Speaker 1: Clinton was leaning on me to talk to me. I

1430
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:34,200
Speaker 1: wasn't leaning on him. He's talking to me like that.

1431
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:39,120
Speaker 1: And I got a picture with the President Bill Clinton,

1432
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, ship. So me and my friend Jason,

1433
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, we need to go take a because

1434
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, seriously, I'm hyper visiums. And we go into

1435
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,880
Speaker 1: the back. We go in the back and I'm like, yo,

1436
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:50,800
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta get some water, like a Coca

1437
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,720
Speaker 1: Cola because I'm bugging that Bill. I just had an

1438
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:55,200
Speaker 1: exchange of Bill Clinton. And while I'm going into the back,

1439
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 1: I see Julianne Moore, who have met a couple of times.

1440
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 1: He's very nice. She's with her husband, who have and

1441
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:03,240
Speaker 1: I believed they're with their son. And I go, yo,

1442
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:05,880
Speaker 1: She's like what, I go, Yo, I just had a

1443
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,200
Speaker 1: conversation with Bill Clinton. She goes really, and I go yeah,

1444
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,559
Speaker 1: And you know, what he fucking told me. And she's

1445
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 1: like what. I go, he fucking loves that film. He

1446
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,000
Speaker 1: just did that. I can't remember the one you had,

1447
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,920
Speaker 1: the awesome. She goes, get the funk out her. I go, yeah,

1448
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:17,680
Speaker 1: Julianne Moore, he just fucking said that to me. If

1449
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:19,679
Speaker 1: you went over to him right now, he fucking trip

1450
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 1: out because he fucking loves that movie and he and

1451
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 1: it really touched the chord in him. And she's like, oh, ship,

1452
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,559
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I can't even believe he knew who

1453
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,400
Speaker 1: the funk I was. She goes, isn't that crazy when

1454
01:16:28,439 --> 01:16:31,479
Speaker 1: that happens. I go, maybe not, maybe maybe you're used

1455
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:33,400
Speaker 1: to it. That ship don't happen to me like that

1456
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:37,120
Speaker 1: fucking president fucking knew who are I was. I go

1457
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,280
Speaker 1: in the back. It's like the NBA Hall of Fame.

1458
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:43,320
Speaker 1: Back there, Barkley, Gary Payton, they're all back there. I'm

1459
01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:46,640
Speaker 1: hyper ventilating. The game has started. We're like, yo, we

1460
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:48,640
Speaker 1: need to stay back here and catch our breath. Me

1461
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:51,519
Speaker 1: and my friend Jason are tripping. I see Charles Barkley,

1462
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,559
Speaker 1: coolest ship talks some ship to him. I go up

1463
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,559
Speaker 1: to him like I'm posting up in a basketball game.

1464
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:58,760
Speaker 1: I go, Yo, there's a mouse in the house. He goes, Mike,

1465
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 1: no team in this league would be dumb enough to

1466
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 1: put you in the game. I go, ha ha ha,

1467
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:06,800
Speaker 1: Fuck Charles, what's up? Gary Payton? Love him talking about

1468
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:09,320
Speaker 1: his son, talking about when he his son played against

1469
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:11,439
Speaker 1: him and showing camp heop was something was a beautiful thing.

1470
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:15,719
Speaker 1: It was surreal. See my man, Kareem abdul Jabbar. God's

1471
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:18,640
Speaker 1: on his truth. God's on his truth. He says to me.

1472
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:20,840
Speaker 1: As soon as I go Cap, you know, I know

1473
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,679
Speaker 1: he doesn't like pictures. I know he doesn't like fucking

1474
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,160
Speaker 1: with people. He's kind of a serious dude. I go Cap,

1475
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,160
Speaker 1: I get his attention. He goes, hey, Mike, how you doing?

1476
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:29,400
Speaker 1: Real calm, cool and collective. First thing out of his

1477
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,960
Speaker 1: mouth is I swear on my kids. He goes, you know,

1478
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,640
Speaker 1: I tell people all the time I coach you in

1479
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:37,400
Speaker 1: your first celebrity game, and I go, get the funk

1480
01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:40,000
Speaker 1: out of here. I'm cracking up. He goes, yeah, yeah,

1481
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 1: you and Queen Latifa, because Kareem coached us in Rock

1482
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:46,679
Speaker 1: and Jock game like in ninety three, and we always

1483
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:49,280
Speaker 1: got along. Now I know Kareem might have it, like,

1484
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,799
Speaker 1: you know, reputation for not being cool and not being friendly.

1485
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 1: Always been fucking cool as ship with me. Always been friendly,

1486
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:58,519
Speaker 1: always got my humor, always got my jokes. And I say,

1487
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:00,600
Speaker 1: of course, you told people that you coach me in

1488
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:02,840
Speaker 1: the rock and Shot game. Who gives a ship about

1489
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,800
Speaker 1: the fact that you're the all time leading score in

1490
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,000
Speaker 1: NBA history. Who cares a shit about it? About all

1491
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:09,880
Speaker 1: the championships? Who cares a ship about all the the

1492
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:11,680
Speaker 1: things you've accomplished over the court? He goes, that's what

1493
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:14,920
Speaker 1: I tell people. Great sense of humor, super fucking cool.

1494
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:18,080
Speaker 1: Goes on to tell me that he loves Justified, loved

1495
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:21,759
Speaker 1: me on Justified hasn't started watching the sixth season, tells

1496
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,920
Speaker 1: me that the I already knew this. He goes, you

1497
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,160
Speaker 1: know that book was a short story. I oh, yeah,

1498
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,400
Speaker 1: I know, and I said, you know, it turns out

1499
01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 1: that Elmore Leonard really did love Justified. He goes, really,

1500
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,479
Speaker 1: that's cool, and you know, he starts naming his other

1501
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:36,920
Speaker 1: other famous Elmore Leonard books. I'm like, what the funck

1502
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,040
Speaker 1: McK Kareem. The fact that he's even speaking to me,

1503
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,080
Speaker 1: it's like five minutes he's talking to me. He's talking

1504
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:42,720
Speaker 1: to me, He's talking to me. What are you up to?

1505
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm doing this. I saw the when the garden was eating.

1506
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:49,679
Speaker 1: Oh shit, it just it was crazy. It was fucking crazy.

1507
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:51,640
Speaker 1: I get a picture of Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I saw

1508
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:54,919
Speaker 1: Willis Read, I saw Earl Monroe, I saw Walt Frazier.

1509
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:59,599
Speaker 1: Those guys were always so cool to me. I don't

1510
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,080
Speaker 1: even know what to say. Oh, I want to say

1511
01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:03,280
Speaker 1: this when I'm when I'm dropping these names and I'm

1512
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 1: telling you guys about my experience, I'm not doing it

1513
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 1: to sound cool, because truly, at the end of the day,

1514
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:11,280
Speaker 1: I am a fan and I am as excited to

1515
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:14,280
Speaker 1: be there as anybody else would. It was a great

1516
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:17,719
Speaker 1: fucking weekend. I gotta fucking selfie with Jesse fucking Jackson.

1517
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:19,880
Speaker 1: Didn't have a fucking clue who I was. I met

1518
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:24,040
Speaker 1: Mariano Rivera, got a picture with him, the whole fucking NBA,

1519
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:28,040
Speaker 1: Damian Lillard, every fucking body to Kem Bay. It was

1520
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:31,639
Speaker 1: a great fucking weekend. This the I n Wrapper Podcast.

1521
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:33,840
Speaker 1: If I sounded like a fucking name dropper, You're a

1522
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:37,599
Speaker 1: fucking asshole, Like I said, you know. I'm just sharing

1523
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,400
Speaker 1: my experience with you guys. It was, it was, it was,

1524
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:41,599
Speaker 1: It was a ball, It was a pleasure in New

1525
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:44,200
Speaker 1: York treating me great. I really believe it was the

1526
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,200
Speaker 1: best All Star game. It was the best celebrity All

1527
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,720
Speaker 1: Star game. The dunk contest was shockingly good. I think

1528
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:50,800
Speaker 1: everybody was caught by surprise by how good it was.

1529
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,519
Speaker 1: The three point shootout was good, and the All Star

1530
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:56,960
Speaker 1: Game was was a great entertainment piece. That's it, man,

1531
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,240
Speaker 1: I probably have some more stuff that I forgot. This

1532
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:02,320
Speaker 1: is sort of all a cuff. Jimnetti will be back soon.

1533
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,960
Speaker 1: He's been in Thailand doing god knows what, and we're

1534
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:05,560
Speaker 1: out to