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<v Speaker 1>Talk talk.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who talks.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up y'all? Thank you for tuning in issue girl

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<v Speaker 1>a j holiday, what's up? Team? Yeah, hey girl in

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<v Speaker 1>a hungry all the ship, y'all, we don't got a

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<v Speaker 1>full You aint hungry, but I ain't hungover. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>drink nothing. I don't want people to think I'd be

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<v Speaker 1>lying about being hungover when I'm not. Anyway, and be

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<v Speaker 1>in real life, we take care of our bodies. I

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<v Speaker 1>drank water last night. That we know a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>y'all bitches diet. Yeah a we Uh. We attended the

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<v Speaker 1>b et Hi Up Awards this week in Atlanta. The

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<v Speaker 1>recording was yesterday, y'all can see it. Uh, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>live obviously right next week. But so this week we

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<v Speaker 1>just coming with stupid internet news. Okay, we got a

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<v Speaker 1>full lineup with social media content to follow next week Tuesday, hopefully.

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<v Speaker 1>How much fun we was on the red carpet and

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<v Speaker 1>if you ran all the people the green red carpet.

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<v Speaker 1>Tabby said it was Ashley Green. It was maybe would

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<v Speaker 1>have been nice if it was on a money green,

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<v Speaker 1>forest green or something. I don't know, but let's get

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<v Speaker 1>into stupid internet news, y'all. Okay, Oh, I got to

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<v Speaker 1>start this go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Jimmy Butler had me so upset yesterday. He's that

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Butler is a basketball player. I couldn't even tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what team that man plays for. But he came

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<v Speaker 2>into the arena and baby, he had a e more

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<v Speaker 2>hairstynd like his his hair was partied on the side

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<v Speaker 2>and baby silk press on the other side, but like

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<v Speaker 2>silk press down like a rap, but not a good rap,

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<v Speaker 2>like a rap from like ninety four stiff. Hell. He

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<v Speaker 2>had like an ear ring in his eyebrow, and people

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was photoshop because the right he typically looked

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<v Speaker 2>like a real lass nigga, and now he looked like

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<v Speaker 2>he listened to Paramour Child and he said that he's

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<v Speaker 2>very emotional.

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<v Speaker 1>In this emo. So that's the emo. Look like here

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<v Speaker 1>in middle school, like I'm about to shoot up your Motherfuck.

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<v Speaker 1>They better get him back to the goddamn clone and

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<v Speaker 1>lab what happened happened. There's a glitch in the matrix

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<v Speaker 1>control delite that nigga.

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<v Speaker 2>But he I mean, I'm a fan of his, so

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<v Speaker 2>I was just surprised at that look. You never know

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<v Speaker 2>who a person is, right.

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<v Speaker 1>You just never. Oh, he had his fingernails. Fingernails painted

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<v Speaker 1>black as well, so he had the full Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to go back and look at him before

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<v Speaker 1>and after a second. See exactly why people are in

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<v Speaker 1>the r right now. You got to see it, says.

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<v Speaker 1>The look was so unusual that Butler's teammates such as

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<v Speaker 1>bam Abadiyoh, thought the image was photoshopped when a reporter

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<v Speaker 1>showed it to him. This is how he usually looked. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know this guy. Okay, I know this guy. I

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<v Speaker 1>know the images. Look, yo, who the fuck is dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Who the fuck is that? Baby? It's going through it

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<v Speaker 1>like he date white men. You know, that's how them

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<v Speaker 1>girls who date white men. Here be the black girls

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<v Speaker 1>who think white guys. That's usually how their hair look.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, who is that vfa viddeva child?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that? He clearing like? This is how I

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<v Speaker 1>feel about niggas who got dress. I love men with

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<v Speaker 1>dreds now, but I feel like some of these niggas

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<v Speaker 1>only won dress so they could flip it and put

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<v Speaker 1>it behind the ear and shit, had the guy's be

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<v Speaker 1>imaginary like putting their hair behind the ear.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was doing with the brains. I had

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<v Speaker 2>the brains back and I check somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like this. I feel like that's what he

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<v Speaker 1>want to do with this hair. Oh that's what he's

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<v Speaker 1>doing with his hair, baby boo. They had look nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it, and like Fried died and laid

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<v Speaker 1>to the side. Hold on, let's talk about this, damn

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<v Speaker 1>lady and uh and Walt Disney World. Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>definitely supred Internet right here. So the headline says, woman

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<v Speaker 1>sues Disney for fifty thousand dollars due to injuries from

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<v Speaker 1>water slide. Weggie, Now, Wedgie's usually in the ass, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to this, y'all. So, woman issuing Walt Disney World

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<v Speaker 1>after a thirtieth birthday celebration at Typhoon Lagoon resulted in

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<v Speaker 1>severe injuries after going down the Hamonga Kubunga water slide.

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<v Speaker 1>The lawsuit states the slide caused her clothing to be

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<v Speaker 1>painfully forced between her legs and for water to be

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<v Speaker 1>violently forced inside her. Violently forced inside her. She experienced

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<v Speaker 1>immediate and severe pain internally, and as she stood up,

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<v Speaker 1>blood began rushing from between her legs shut up like

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<v Speaker 1>you know how't be acting like that period got knocked.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you, my dear, he's so big damn day. The

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<v Speaker 1>woman sustained vaginal lacerations and internal organ damage from the slide.

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<v Speaker 1>How I don't know how damn that pussy was loose

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<v Speaker 1>that the water could shoot up there like that. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>it says, let me read this again. It says the

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<v Speaker 1>woman sustained vaginal lacerations and internal organ damage from the slide,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a five story drop that can cause people

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<v Speaker 1>to go nearly forty miles per hour, and the loss

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<v Speaker 1>of the woman is seeking over fifty thousand dollars. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it, and pussy forty.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what imagine being on the slide and water shoot

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<v Speaker 2>up your pussy like a hard dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like that's really wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's crazy, honestly. Like when people have detachable shower heads,

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<v Speaker 2>so I can just go, why are you in the

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<v Speaker 2>shower so long?

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<v Speaker 1>Mind your business? You be doing that with people's shower heads. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. Do you drink water in your shower?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>No I do sometimes, bitch, if I catch you using

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<v Speaker 1>my motherfucking shower head, I don't push cushie, cuchie. I

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<v Speaker 1>just push it up to it. But I bet you

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<v Speaker 1>that water ain't going good forty miles an hour. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. I can't come like that, though I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>it on Sex in the City who somebody was in

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<v Speaker 1>a jacuzzi letting the ship bubble on the kucci one time. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a.

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<v Speaker 2>Client who said, like one of the jets was kind

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<v Speaker 2>of broken, so it was like going super fast and

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<v Speaker 2>she put her pussy against it and she can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you want your clipton knocked out, like Mike, that's

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<v Speaker 1>too much pressure. Shit, betch I bet never catch your ass.

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<v Speaker 1>And my mother fucking shower head bit how you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>catch me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get it in be out gonna catch me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all came and Shell recommends dating white men. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think about that? We had an episode as white

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<v Speaker 1>Grass Greener.

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<v Speaker 2>Right to Easter this point. I love my black man.

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<v Speaker 1>Me too so. Vocalist Kym schelle is promoting the release

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<v Speaker 1>of her new album, The Excuse Me. The new album

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<v Speaker 1>is called I'm the Problem. As she continues to unpack

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<v Speaker 1>her bold and honest truth. Uh, she was most She

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<v Speaker 1>was mostly recently featured on as a guest on her

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<v Speaker 1>Volt TV's Black Girl Stuff. We also saw her on

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<v Speaker 1>R and B Money. Yeah. R and B Money also

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<v Speaker 1>good one too. He made up a whole song from

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<v Speaker 1>Sex and Atlanta. I loved it. Yeah. She talks about

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<v Speaker 1>relationships and dating outside of her race, which sparked outrage online.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's quoted saying I'm gonna be the problem because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be the solution for myself. The outspoken artist continued,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna make me do nothing I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with at home, and I dealt with that

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<v Speaker 1>in reality TV. Let's let me say that again. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna make me do nothing that I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with at home, and I dealt with that

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<v Speaker 1>in reality TV. Okay, but when it comes to men

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<v Speaker 1>and dating, the former Love and Hip hopcast Numbers said relationships,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing it. I'm just not doing it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sick of it. I am sick. I am not doing

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<v Speaker 1>relationships at all. Just what she's quotes saying. And then

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<v Speaker 1>after the host bre Renee then chimed in, remine came

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle that she said she would date a white man.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, I love a white man, said Drake Drake.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, you always like to bring my baby off

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<v Speaker 1>with this here and got nothing to do with it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it says. I said, I love a white man,

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<v Speaker 1>said Drake would love me recording, Oh, she called it

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<v Speaker 1>Drake a white man. I always say Drake is the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking white man and infiltrated hip hop for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Why y'all say he white? Because his mama white And

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<v Speaker 2>typically when you if your mother is black and your mix,

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<v Speaker 2>you're more black in culture. If your parent, your mother

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<v Speaker 2>is white, you typically align with a more white culture.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I agree with that, agree with that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I get that, But he not white because I say,

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<v Speaker 2>you see his daddy and he.

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<v Speaker 1>Blackag and his daddy's light skin, but he black, He's

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<v Speaker 1>he's definitely a black man. Yeah. But came Achell with

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<v Speaker 1>the shade talking about I love Drake. I love Drake too.

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<v Speaker 1>So was that what she meant by a white man?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, have the full context, and I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta go watch the video to see exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>she was saying. But she said she loves she loves

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<v Speaker 1>white men.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think about that as black women because

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of black women are exclusive to black man.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know a lot of women and are like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll date any race. Most of us be like we

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<v Speaker 2>white black men.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's foreign to us. We don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it's like over there. If you've never been right, we

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<v Speaker 1>assume that white men are better, and it's so other doing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of people who assume white men are

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<v Speaker 1>better them. They might be, or they might realize that

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<v Speaker 1>white men don't want They ask like, what makes you

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<v Speaker 1>think they want you?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, let's be very I've dated.

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<v Speaker 1>A white guy before. White men like me from the

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<v Speaker 1>from the corporate setting, yes, to the outside the mall.

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<v Speaker 1>They be liking me, and you dated white man. I have,

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<v Speaker 1>but long time ago, way before I was a black panther,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, nowadays absolutely fucking not. Like you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pro black. You cannot be pro black and sleep white

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<v Speaker 1>and a few whites. You have a smash one though. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's different, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Listen, I had sex with a white guy, like

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<v Speaker 2>I went to white schools, you know. So there was

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<v Speaker 2>this one fight and fine white guy that I talked

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<v Speaker 2>to and.

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<v Speaker 1>We hooked up. He was fine as hell, y'all. He

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<v Speaker 1>was fine.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when I was in England, there was this

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<v Speaker 2>one white guy. He looked like Captain America. I never

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<v Speaker 2>I never smashed him because you know what, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>In England there's not a lot of sun and it

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<v Speaker 2>was just too pale for me. When he took off,

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<v Speaker 2>that was a vampire, all that white skin. I was like, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a pig tail.

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<v Speaker 1>It's two white of men, it's a pig tail. But

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<v Speaker 1>that was it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the only whites I've ever had in.

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<v Speaker 1>The only whites. That's the only white sid that's racist. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a racist. I'm not white friends. I have

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<v Speaker 1>lots of white friends. I've had sex with a white guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't be racist. No, But I can't see myself

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<v Speaker 1>being married to white guy. Know, if it happens, it happens,

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<v Speaker 1>and he definitely has to has to lean more toward yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he has to be a ginger or brunette. Really

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<v Speaker 1>I have a type.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really at this age, I don't see myself

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<v Speaker 2>with a white man. But I'm not gonna if God

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<v Speaker 2>sent me whoever he said me, if I fall in

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<v Speaker 2>love and.

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<v Speaker 1>It's different men out here, but you have to be

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<v Speaker 1>open to it, so you may he could pass you

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<v Speaker 1>on by. It's different men, not just white men. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why when we talk about black people dating

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<v Speaker 1>outside they race, especially women, right, they always it's just

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<v Speaker 1>the some white man, like the call has been bed

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<v Speaker 1>winches and shit like that. But there's other groups of

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<v Speaker 1>men that black women can date. It does not necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>have to be a white guy. Oh did you see

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<v Speaker 1>GZ had his ring on? Yeah? He did still good. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>he had his ring on. Performing at the BET Awards

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<v Speaker 1>last season, Angela Simmons boyfriend, God damn, that's how you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about Yogatti because she definitely made that nigga look better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. I didn't see him though.

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<v Speaker 2>I missed him over there off to the right of us.

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<v Speaker 1>I missed him.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked good. He looked like an uncle though.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, yeah, women, women make men look more appealing to

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<v Speaker 1>other women. It's just the truth. It's a hard fact

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<v Speaker 1>that men do to us. Simon, Yes, girl, he look

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<v Speaker 1>like a different nigga. She's slim, he a little slimmer. Now, Taylor,

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<v Speaker 1>play Upgrade You by Beyonce now, Yes, they look really

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<v Speaker 1>good together. Yeah, I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it form and typically I wouldn't I be like,

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<v Speaker 2>she stole that bitch man.

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<v Speaker 1>But na, I'm happy they look better. Me too, because

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<v Speaker 1>that girl, I think she's like a she's different the

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<v Speaker 1>falling girl. She definitely fumbled the bag and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think she knows her worth. Also, it's something, it's something

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<v Speaker 1>she kind of got some ship going on in the membrane.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see why the why the he got the

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<v Speaker 1>hell up out. It's a beautiful girl. Yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>see a lot of insecurity and maybe that's what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>why she just let people do whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Child anyway, because ain't no way the driver would have

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<v Speaker 2>been doing interviews about me.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't that guy they driver or something like that assistant

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<v Speaker 1>pool guy. I'm not sure she not taking no interview,

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about what was the word he used to say?

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<v Speaker 1>She like, oh, like groomed him. Groomed him. Yeah, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>no way the pool guy will ever be able to

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<v Speaker 1>say that. I mean, she is older, and she had

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<v Speaker 1>four kids already prior to his one. And he's a

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<v Speaker 1>younger guy, much younger guy. She probably thinks she oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's probably out.

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<v Speaker 2>There cleaning the pool with no shirt on, in the

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<v Speaker 2>son and ship, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She in the house of Simon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not the s that he is now, the Sigmon

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<v Speaker 2>that she had building him.

0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Up like she got exactly. Partner selection. Partner selection is

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<v Speaker 1>very important, y'all. Yea, yea, all right, y'all listen. So

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<v Speaker 1>in more stupid Internet news, apparently Paris has an infestation

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<v Speaker 1>of bed bugs, and I feel like they're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>say Americans brought them. Okay, the mayror is speaking out

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<v Speaker 1>as a bed bug infestation has taken over the city. Coincidentally,

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<v Speaker 1>many of your faves are currently visiting Paris for fashion Week.

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<v Speaker 1>According to reports, Deputy Mayor of Paris Emmanuel Gregory had

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<v Speaker 1>this to say about the past. No one is safe.

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<v Speaker 1>You can catch them anywhere and bring them home and

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<v Speaker 1>not detect them until they have multiplied and spread. Sound

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<v Speaker 1>like mix, I mean niggas and tire. Reports that officials

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<v Speaker 1>aren't working to create a plan to establish countermeasures against

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<v Speaker 1>the bed bugs as Paris prepares a host of twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four Olympics next summer. Not y'all bringing bad bugs.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you know, I was just about to like

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<v Speaker 2>really be on some fucking ship and meet this man

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<v Speaker 2>in Paris, and I ain't going see that. Ain't nothing

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<v Speaker 2>but the God God don't want me out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Being mess around to bring back more than the collaps. Girl,

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<v Speaker 1>you ever watched those little Hoarders episodes where like like

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<v Speaker 1>people houses, they have like all this ship all over

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<v Speaker 1>the place. Do to whoever? This one episode of Hoiders

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<v Speaker 1>I saw this lady has.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hoarders, not I said, hois that's not right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hoarders, girl, by it's hoiters. No, it's not. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a governing language. I can say it how I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say. Who's gonna tell me there's an R? There's

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<v Speaker 1>an R in there? Hoarders, yes you okay, So hoiters.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying holders, hoarders, hoarders, and I'm saying hoiters, which one,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all like better let us know? Anyway, Look, but this

0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:12.679
<v Speaker 1>lady had big ass bed bugs, like how long they

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<v Speaker 1>been eating on you? And and she had like marks

0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:18.840
<v Speaker 1>and scars for yes. And you lift the mattress up

0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:23.159
<v Speaker 1>and it's hundreds of them, hundreds of thousands of little

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<v Speaker 1>big ones ones like okin crawl yes and listen when

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<v Speaker 1>y'all checking the hotels. Do you tell when you check

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<v Speaker 1>into the hotel, do you pull like the sheets back

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I do sometimes it depends on if I'm drunk

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<v Speaker 2>or not by the time I look at the sheets.

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<v Speaker 1>It depends on if it's the rints or what Comfort

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<v Speaker 1>Sweets or something comfor Sweets, got some good ass pillows, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I aint gonna lie to you, Comfort Sweets. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even I went Comfort Sweets on time, like a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years ago now, but look, it was a newer

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<v Speaker 1>one and they had real nice beds. It's like one

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<v Speaker 1>of them stays where I'm not trying to spend two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars if I'm sleeping for five hours. So I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely yeah, like one of those. You was just going

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck somebody, No, bitch, I don't. I was working

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<v Speaker 1>out of town.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the last time I've been to like

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<v Speaker 2>a comfort suite, because the only time I've been in

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<v Speaker 2>hotels really is like when we're traveling with these and

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<v Speaker 2>we been staying in no Comfort Sweel.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not, but I definitely have. And the mattress was

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<v Speaker 1>so good I pulled everything off just to see the brand,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what the fuck y'all got on this bed and

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<v Speaker 1>my sleep was so good. Don't sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember time one time, and y'all don't judge me,

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<v Speaker 2>but judge me if you went to I don't give

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck. I stole a pillow from the hotel and

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<v Speaker 2>put it in my suitcase because it was so fucking

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<v Speaker 2>plush and it helped my head feeling so good that

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<v Speaker 2>I stole it.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, that is not a sin, because it

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<v Speaker 1>is so hard to find a good pillow. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it should be like a low to steal a

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<v Speaker 1>pill because I have definitely stolen several pillows from hotels. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I felt bad about it, but always take a

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<v Speaker 1>washwag or or a floor towel, not a floor tower,

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<v Speaker 1>but like a hand towel. Always at least one. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>No, when I was in Dubai, I stole the I

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<v Speaker 2>stole a rope.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you fucking go to prison in Dubai for that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely took a role from the hotel. It's so plush.

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<v Speaker 1>I still got it. Listen for this to be like

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<v Speaker 1>a headline, y'all, people better be careful of visiting Paris.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we did see old boy a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>months ago in Paris saying how ghetto it was. I

0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:49.880
<v Speaker 1>feel like he was intentionally going to the ghettos though, Right.

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<v Speaker 1>And here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad bugs are hard to get rid of. Like if

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<v Speaker 2>you get him in your home, it's hard to get

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<v Speaker 2>him out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. You just gotta throw sh it in the trash

0:19:59.040 --> 0:20:01.640
<v Speaker 1>doll just for fun, the put it out the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you one of my clients.

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<v Speaker 2>I know this not because I ever had some one

0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:11.200
<v Speaker 2>of my clients had got some furniture from like Ashley

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that, or one of those places that

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<v Speaker 2>be renting furniture or whatever. Right, I don't know what

0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:18.800
<v Speaker 2>place it was. It was a rental place where you

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<v Speaker 2>can read, yeah, something like that. Right, And they went

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<v Speaker 2>to repossess some furniture. They took some furniture from someone's

0:20:27.520 --> 0:20:30.359
<v Speaker 2>house and had her brand new furniture on the truck

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<v Speaker 2>with the repossessed furniture. And the repossessed furniture had bed

0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:37.800
<v Speaker 2>bugs in it. So they delivered her some brand new

0:20:37.840 --> 0:20:41.600
<v Speaker 2>furniture with bed bugs. Oh my god, and all her

0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:44.560
<v Speaker 2>ship in her house got she had to discard because

0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:46.560
<v Speaker 2>everything got infested with bad bugs.

0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Now see I would have been getting brand new furniture

0:20:49.040 --> 0:20:51.000
<v Speaker 1>from Ashley's Furniture fucking with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes please.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's that's crazy. That is nasty. Cause the hotels

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<v Speaker 1>you can catch gaby as well. The bathrooms I call

0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:05.160
<v Speaker 1>them like those little nasty hotels. They like puba care hotels.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't always see a pubic here somewhere in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and you know what, another thing I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>drinking out of even nice hotels.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be scared of the glasses.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'd be scared that they just be wiping them

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<v Speaker 2>glasses off, that they don't really wash them.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen that though. I seen like a remember that

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<v Speaker 1>TV show Inside Edition, which I think still exists. I

0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:31.320
<v Speaker 1>watch TV like that. So on Inside Edition they went

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<v Speaker 1>to like you know, four star hotels and stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and they used a black light in the bedrooms and

0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.880
<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom and you just can see the splatter,

0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:43.400
<v Speaker 1>even especially on those glasses. They don't wash them. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>take the same rag they use to wipe the toilet

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<v Speaker 1>or the bathtub and wipe that fucking glass. Oh I

0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:51.199
<v Speaker 1>didn't use them. I only use the plastic ones, the

0:21:51.200 --> 0:21:54.359
<v Speaker 1>one that's in the paper ones. Yeah, yeah, that's in

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<v Speaker 1>a little Yeah, I'm not using no mugs, none of that.

0:21:57.280 --> 0:21:59.399
<v Speaker 1>Even at a they even went to like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a ritz, you know what I'm saying, and they did

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing like you just never know like people

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<v Speaker 1>and they just don't. You're still dealing with human behavior, right, And.

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<v Speaker 2>This lady Auntie Dunk clean fifty rooms and here she

0:22:14.240 --> 0:22:16.760
<v Speaker 2>comes to this room today. She's just wiping the cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Out with a rag.

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<v Speaker 2>And then think about all the nasty ship you did

0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:23.520
<v Speaker 2>in the hotel, you know, and there's people doing even

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<v Speaker 2>the nastier ship than you.

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<v Speaker 1>And the last year I was in a hotel, that

0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:34.280
<v Speaker 1>bed was so squeaky, I'm like, oh, that's the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>room they y'all know I'm about to God, damn, I

0:22:38.680 --> 0:22:40.640
<v Speaker 1>just look like I'm fucking I check in, Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>just me checking. And how you know I'm fucking that

0:22:43.920 --> 0:22:45.080
<v Speaker 1>bad was so fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, she's fucking give her three tweets.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was room one hundred. This ship was in

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<v Speaker 1>the back, around the door, around the hallway on the

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<v Speaker 1>other side of the gym. There were no sweet no bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>exact hyatt. There are no other rooms by me. It's

0:23:02.280 --> 0:23:08.840
<v Speaker 1>like this the fucking room. This is when it goes down.

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<v Speaker 1>They had to exit. I'm like, why the funk would

0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:12.680
<v Speaker 1>y'all put me right by an exit door. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you think I'm about to be smoking weed and fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right right where you belong. All right, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the last one, so we can get up out of

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<v Speaker 2>here burn. A boy had to talk about a time.

0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:33.959
<v Speaker 2>He says African boys were viewed as ugly and not popping,

0:23:34.400 --> 0:23:37.160
<v Speaker 2>and now the whole narrative has changed. So he went

0:23:37.240 --> 0:23:40.960
<v Speaker 2>on this show and there was this British rapper Jay

0:23:41.040 --> 0:23:44.840
<v Speaker 2>huss He said that he was referred to as ugly

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<v Speaker 2>by his mom, and as he grew in fame, he

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<v Speaker 2>began to embrace the turn that he was ugly and

0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:54.560
<v Speaker 2>his name is at the Ugly Ground, and as he

0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:57.840
<v Speaker 2>amassed all these followers and platforms, he embraces the word

0:23:58.000 --> 0:24:01.679
<v Speaker 2>while creating good music. And a boy got got on

0:24:01.760 --> 0:24:05.240
<v Speaker 2>to say that African men weren't embraced or made to

0:24:05.280 --> 0:24:10.000
<v Speaker 2>feel like handsome are celebrated, but now that narrative is changing.

0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:13.359
<v Speaker 2>Women are I'm assuming you're talking about American women or

0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:18.520
<v Speaker 2>girls all over the globe are more attracted to African boys.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, your mama call you ugly, It wasn't us,

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:25.840
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like they may be. I know that

0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:30.880
<v Speaker 1>sometimes like growing up, kids are very fucking mean. Right,

0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:33.000
<v Speaker 1>So if you're talking about like something you experienced that

0:24:33.080 --> 0:24:35.760
<v Speaker 1>in your childhood. Look, the difference is now that you're

0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:42.040
<v Speaker 1>ugly with money, nigga, right, This is this is what

0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:44.600
<v Speaker 1>a delusion comes in for niggas when they get money,

0:24:44.840 --> 0:24:47.639
<v Speaker 1>Like Rick Ross really think he a dime piece. Okay,

0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:52.679
<v Speaker 1>let's be very very and look and we can't collectively

0:24:52.720 --> 0:24:56.000
<v Speaker 1>say yeah Rick Ross like god girl, because women we

0:24:56.040 --> 0:25:00.320
<v Speaker 1>look at things a little bit different other than anesthetics sometimes, can't.

0:25:00.320 --> 0:25:02.720
<v Speaker 1>You gotta pick a struggle baby. So now you've gotten

0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:04.879
<v Speaker 1>to check it did not make your face look any different.

0:25:05.320 --> 0:25:07.399
<v Speaker 1>You know you might got like some extra wears to

0:25:07.440 --> 0:25:10.879
<v Speaker 1>make it look nicer. You clean up nicer now and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like every time, sometimes the faces be changing with that money. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't never lying now, even for women for real,

0:25:17.560 --> 0:25:20.520
<v Speaker 1>for real, it's like bitchin really ugly. I'm just fucking broke.

0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:25.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm just broke, like y'all, I have BNT awards like

0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:27.199
<v Speaker 2>I swore, I'm putting on a ton of makeup. By

0:25:27.240 --> 0:25:30.879
<v Speaker 2>the time I made it into the Green carpet bare face, ditch,

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:33.080
<v Speaker 2>I just looked like I didn't have on nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Gods should have paid somebody luckily luckily

0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:45.160
<v Speaker 1>so cute, bitch, cute, I can go. Yeah, it just looked. Yeah,

0:25:45.200 --> 0:25:47.640
<v Speaker 1>it's not that they were ugly before, because I look

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<v Speaker 1>at Burna Boy when you first told me about that headline.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I was thinking, what's the other No, burner boy,

0:25:56.000 --> 0:26:00.639
<v Speaker 1>hold on, what's the big tall That wasn't him when

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<v Speaker 1>that video sent me.

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<v Speaker 2>Us. But he If you go through this this thread,

0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:11.400
<v Speaker 2>its burning boys. They are talking with that young man.

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<v Speaker 1>And Burner Boy. Mom used to call him ugly or

0:26:13.560 --> 0:26:16.080
<v Speaker 1>that guy. No, the other dude. Okay, I can see that.

0:26:16.480 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 1>I bet you Burna Boy Mom may never call him

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<v Speaker 1>ugly because he's not ugly. I can see that he

0:26:21.520 --> 0:26:23.280
<v Speaker 1>was an ugly even regular. You know this dude I

0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:29.120
<v Speaker 1>used to date. Hey Mike like it's still to this

0:26:29.200 --> 0:26:31.240
<v Speaker 1>day that Nigga will not forgive me because I said

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<v Speaker 1>Meek Mills look better than him. We was out to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner and I don't know how we started to talk

0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:38.520
<v Speaker 1>about Meek Mills, but I was like, he was like,

0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:40.879
<v Speaker 1>you think meat Miles looked better than me at the time.

0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, girl, that nigga was livid. You hear me?

0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 1>He started, what's the hold on? He starts googling on

0:26:48.040 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 1>his phone to pull up that old picture of Meek

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<v Speaker 1>Mill with the napiers. Yes, he was like, he was like, Ashley,

0:26:55.280 --> 0:26:58.720
<v Speaker 1>this is Meek Mills. I've been looking like this my

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>whole life, getting bitches without money. This is that. To

0:27:07.240 --> 0:27:09.679
<v Speaker 1>this day, he would not let me forget that. You know,

0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I think Meek Mills is super corny now, so it

0:27:11.680 --> 0:27:13.960
<v Speaker 1>doesn't even matter how good he looks aesthetically like he

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:17.919
<v Speaker 1>just whacked nowadays somehow, I don't know what happened to him.

0:27:18.600 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 1>But remember when we were on Brillier Idiots, and I

0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, I feel like men should have

0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:27.959
<v Speaker 1>access to the women that they had access to when

0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:30.720
<v Speaker 1>they had no money, because these guys get money and

0:27:30.760 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 1>they really start acting like bad bitches two point zero

0:27:35.600 --> 0:27:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Like you you still got that same face I think

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:40.439
<v Speaker 1>we were talking about and I and I think Kuavo

0:27:40.600 --> 0:27:42.359
<v Speaker 1>isn't as corny as he looked when he was in

0:27:42.400 --> 0:27:46.480
<v Speaker 1>high school. Definitely not. Future is another one who looks crazy.

0:27:46.480 --> 0:27:48.760
<v Speaker 1>In high school, to me, he looked like somebody we

0:27:48.800 --> 0:27:49.639
<v Speaker 1>would not talk to.

0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:53.240
<v Speaker 2>And now everybody, I mean, if we go back high

0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:56.120
<v Speaker 2>school pictures, everybody say we glowed up too.

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<v Speaker 1>No, absolutely, I know I did. Bitch. Did you used

0:27:58.880 --> 0:28:03.200
<v Speaker 1>to wear a fan in middle school? Because I didn't? Yeah? Yeah, fan.

0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:04.879
<v Speaker 1>I used to put my head against the wall and

0:28:04.920 --> 0:28:07.840
<v Speaker 1>shape it. Yep. My shit wasn't even big either. My

0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 1>fan was a little church. I might get a good

0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>one once a year. My hair good enough in that

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:18.400
<v Speaker 1>fanst girl a girl. My fan is long frying and

0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:21.360
<v Speaker 1>frying the hell out that goddamn fan. But I used

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:24.760
<v Speaker 1>to do microwave ponytails, for sure, with the swoops a lot,

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 1>crimpled ponytails. I used to do pin with a pink

0:28:28.359 --> 0:28:30.760
<v Speaker 1>curl ponytails, all that shit. And I kept my hair done.

0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:33.360
<v Speaker 1>I've been doing here since first grade. But he's right.

0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 2>I did not entertain African men until I got grown.

0:28:40.640 --> 0:28:43.719
<v Speaker 2>But it wasn't I didn't think they were good looking.

0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 2>It was just that culturally, I just felt like we

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:47.680
<v Speaker 2>were just too different.

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:51.360
<v Speaker 1>And you know I didn't. I never had an African man.

0:28:51.320 --> 0:28:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Approach me our African boy even trying to talk to me,

0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:57.280
<v Speaker 2>never to say that. I wouldn't talk to them, you know,

0:28:58.680 --> 0:28:59.960
<v Speaker 2>So I guess I don't know.

0:29:00.160 --> 0:29:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Was just different. Now. I think they're talking about their

0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 1>people because they those men that are saying, is they

0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 1>actually never lived in America as kids. I don't believe so, right.

0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 1>I know that I have some friends who are African American,

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:17.520
<v Speaker 1>real African American, like they grew up here parents from

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Africa and they had that experience though, But.

0:29:20.280 --> 0:29:22.440
<v Speaker 2>I think they're talking about in the US because why

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 2>would they say African boys.

0:29:23.760 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 1>If they were talking about African and Africans, they would

0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:28.280
<v Speaker 1>just say boys. But why would they Why would they

0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:30.880
<v Speaker 1>say that when they never experienced us over here at

0:29:30.920 --> 0:29:32.760
<v Speaker 1>any point in life. I think the one you know

0:29:32.840 --> 0:29:35.360
<v Speaker 1>that you can't speak to that bern A Boy lived

0:29:35.400 --> 0:29:37.920
<v Speaker 1>in America. Berna boy was raised in America. I never

0:29:37.960 --> 0:29:41.480
<v Speaker 1>heard him say that. So that's what I'm saying. How

0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 1>did he have that experience with US black American women

0:29:44.880 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 1>if he never was really around us until now and

0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 1>now we on him because you are fine and you

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 1>do have money, Like, let's be very clear, but if

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:57.400
<v Speaker 1>they're talking about childhood and how you had to be skinned,

0:29:58.280 --> 0:30:00.400
<v Speaker 1>and that's the same thing people black men over here

0:30:00.400 --> 0:30:03.640
<v Speaker 1>in America experienced the same thing at some point, you know,

0:30:03.880 --> 0:30:06.239
<v Speaker 1>at some point white skin used to be in and

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 1>now everybody loves tall, dark and handsome. I like medium,

0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:12.280
<v Speaker 1>I like brown men, you know what I'm saying. I

0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:15.000
<v Speaker 1>like short niggas too, So it just depends. I feel

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:17.520
<v Speaker 1>like whatever people experiences, I'm never not trying to I'm

0:30:17.560 --> 0:30:21.320
<v Speaker 1>never trying to negate it, right, but you have to

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:23.560
<v Speaker 1>you you don't. You haven't been all over the world

0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 1>until now, and you're being embraced now, but you're still

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:29.040
<v Speaker 1>carrying those insecurities from a child and your mama called

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 1>you ugly. We didn't. Yeah, it wasn't a Black American

0:30:33.320 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 1>woman that called him ugly. It was his mom British. Okay,

0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 1>so even then, okay, so growing up and it still

0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a Black American woman. So it might have been

0:30:43.960 --> 0:30:48.080
<v Speaker 1>some European women, and that's probably who they referring to.

0:30:50.440 --> 0:30:50.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:53.800
<v Speaker 2>I've seen a video too, uh not. I mean it's

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:57.280
<v Speaker 2>similar to this where Terrell Owens was talking with Ojo Sinko.

0:30:57.400 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 2>He was saying that black girls didn't like him when

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:02.640
<v Speaker 2>he was young, they call him ugly and black, and

0:31:02.680 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 2>then he started dating white girls.

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:07.360
<v Speaker 1>That might be a thing back then, it wasn't never

0:31:07.400 --> 0:31:09.680
<v Speaker 1>a thing for me. I never was like we just

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 1>talked about dating white guys earlier, So I never wanted

0:31:14.720 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 1>to know white guys or light skin guys over black men.

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I think black men have always been the target of everybody.

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Everybody liked black men. You know what I'm saying is

0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:28.880
<v Speaker 1>the swag that comes with a black man is what

0:31:28.920 --> 0:31:34.480
<v Speaker 1>people love. I do remember people always liking light skinned

0:31:34.480 --> 0:31:36.760
<v Speaker 1>boys for sure, and light skinned women, and I guess

0:31:36.840 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>maybe darker skin that's a whole other episode.

0:31:38.960 --> 0:31:39.160
<v Speaker 2>Child.

0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:42.640
<v Speaker 1>I guess maybe darker skinned women may have that same plight.

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I've been brown my whole life, so I could see

0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 1>both sides. I saw how light skinned dudes treated dark

0:31:48.200 --> 0:31:50.480
<v Speaker 1>skinned guys and vice versa, and dark skinned guys always

0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 1>associated light skin with white so there was always a problem.

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:56.400
<v Speaker 1>And the darker guys were mad because the girls liked

0:31:56.440 --> 0:31:58.840
<v Speaker 1>the light skinned girls, and it's the same thing darker

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 1>skinned women. I A Morris chestnut ass came on and

0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:06.560
<v Speaker 1>changed the motherfucking gang right. Just chocolate dripping all over

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 1>the screen, you know, they just need a representation, that's all. Yep.

0:32:11.040 --> 0:32:13.400
<v Speaker 1>And some of them niggas was ashy put some motion

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:15.720
<v Speaker 1>on coming to school. Man, the niggas I went to

0:32:15.760 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 1>school with some of them, Like, there are some guys

0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:20.960
<v Speaker 1>like I remember this one dude, I can't remember. I

0:32:21.000 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>won't say his name anyway, he ded fined our whole lives.

0:32:25.000 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 1>Like this was a grown man looking like These niggas

0:32:27.760 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 1>had beards, real early dark skin. Fine, since we were

0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 1>kids first grade, niggah by you know, by middle school,

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 1>these niggas had beards. So it's some guys, it's a

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>lot of guys who who were.

0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:47.920
<v Speaker 2>At That's the whole conversation about the hormones and the food.

0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:50.480
<v Speaker 1>There's no reason for a child to have a fear

0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:56.760
<v Speaker 1>girl in elementary for real. I'm just saying he had

0:32:56.800 --> 0:32:59.000
<v Speaker 1>a beard, grown his hair. It's been a grown man

0:32:59.080 --> 0:33:01.720
<v Speaker 1>forever and all women warning him is what I'm saying.

0:33:01.720 --> 0:33:03.480
<v Speaker 1>If you didn't get bitches, you ain't get bitches. I

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:05.640
<v Speaker 1>ain't got nothing to do with nothing else because ugly

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 1>niggas was getting bitches too. It's the swag that it swag, Yes,

0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:13.880
<v Speaker 1>it's the sag. I hate to see a fat nigga

0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:15.600
<v Speaker 1>with a T shirt on in a pool. Take that

0:33:15.720 --> 0:33:20.600
<v Speaker 1>shirt off, yeah, let us see it, I guess.

0:33:20.080 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 2>And whatever you got, because somebody's gonna lit your nipples

0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 2>if you like them.

0:33:25.960 --> 0:33:28.200
<v Speaker 1>I guess. It's the same as you know, bigger women

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>they be wearing. The guys say that. You know, men

0:33:31.240 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 1>always say they don't like women with a bunch of insecurities,

0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 1>like who be talking about their bodies? Because a lot

0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:39.080
<v Speaker 1>of the shit that we've been concerned about. Niggas love it.

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:41.720
<v Speaker 1>Niggas don't give a fuck. No, they wanting to squeeze

0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:44.280
<v Speaker 1>all on it and poke at it, which is like us,

0:33:44.280 --> 0:33:47.400
<v Speaker 1>stop poking at my insecurities. But they actually like it.

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:51.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, we be tripping about shit, right, bitch, Take

0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:54.200
<v Speaker 1>that shirt off all my big mamas, take them shirts

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:57.800
<v Speaker 1>off shit and let that shit hang out. And niggas

0:33:57.840 --> 0:34:01.520
<v Speaker 1>like when your titties hang a little bit or a lot.

0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:05.760
<v Speaker 1>I know my titties don't sit up. Chat. My titties

0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:06.959
<v Speaker 1>ain't really never sat up.

0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 2>I always be insecure about my TV and my chitties

0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:11.240
<v Speaker 2>is a little you be like, girls, shut up.

0:34:11.280 --> 0:34:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, lead them fucking titties alone. Bitch, I got bigger

0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 1>fish to fry over here. You don't see them, and

0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:19.680
<v Speaker 1>I'd be walking around no bra on most days, no bra,

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:21.600
<v Speaker 1>no panties. I don't give a god damn, but I

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:24.000
<v Speaker 1>feel like your titties say up good too. But the

0:34:24.040 --> 0:34:26.200
<v Speaker 1>minute I lose some pounds, this be the first thing

0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:29.800
<v Speaker 1>to go. They'd be looking so sad, they'd be droopy

0:34:30.960 --> 0:34:38.080
<v Speaker 1>or looking so sad it's embarrassing. But talk about that,

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I know, right, giving yourself those uh them bad affirmations.

0:34:43.280 --> 0:34:45.360
<v Speaker 1>These are the best titties ever. I don't know what

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 1>the fuck you're talking about exactly, And who's gonna check

0:34:50.680 --> 0:34:54.879
<v Speaker 1>me about them? Boo, nobody, somebody. I definitely be saying

0:34:54.880 --> 0:34:56.719
<v Speaker 1>these good teas because my mama has a thing with

0:34:56.800 --> 0:34:58.960
<v Speaker 1>big titties. She does not like big breasts. And I'd

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:00.719
<v Speaker 1>be like, girl, these are good. I don't know what

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:03.520
<v Speaker 1>you're talking about, because my titties do sit up and

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:05.319
<v Speaker 1>I an't got the stomach for him to sit on top of.

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:08.840
<v Speaker 1>So they doing it themselves, right, But they not like

0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:14.040
<v Speaker 1>super perky. They just full. They do what they need

0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:17.880
<v Speaker 1>to do. They do what they need to do, all right,

0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:20.759
<v Speaker 1>y'all listen, we spent a whole episode talking shit about

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:22.640
<v Speaker 1>other people things, right, but it's fine. We're gonna be

0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:25.320
<v Speaker 1>back next week with all the great shit about the

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<v Speaker 1>DT Awards. Okay, y'all. So if you enjoy this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you get your podcasts. That is your co host,

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<v Speaker 1>AJ Holiday two point zero kick a tam It's official

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<v Speaker 1>Remember to speak now and never hold your titties. Let

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:51.439
<v Speaker 1>them out, b let them free. Freedom, babe pas