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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's the casual way to say it,

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Speaker 1: into one of the sweetest second date calls we did

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Speaker 1: all year. And what's better, we got an update on

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Speaker 1: their unique situation. It's coming up in your second Date

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Speaker 1: Update update right after this second Date Update date.

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Speaker 3: We are in the month of Love right now, and

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Speaker 3: because of that, today we're going to do this entire

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Speaker 3: second date update in the language of life of French.

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Speaker 1: Jose take it away, well.

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Speaker 4: I'll second Day that day known as.

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Speaker 5: English second Day.

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Speaker 4: I know how a French accent could be unsexy. You

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Speaker 4: made it happen, Jo.

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Speaker 1: We're trying not to scare all of the women off

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Speaker 1: from listening to the show, just a couple of the

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Speaker 5: So sorry, lady.

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Speaker 1: You know what, maybe we just stick to American style

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Speaker 1: English for this when we talk to our listener Cassie today. Cassie,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, are you okay if we do this in English?

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Speaker 6: I was loving the French. But you know what, it's okay.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna already she's started out of the gate line.

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Speaker 1: Just for the record, if you have any other language

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Speaker 1: holler at me seriously, start keep talking like that. You're

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Names Derek.

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Speaker 5: How'd you guys meet?

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Speaker 6: I'm wine and the first date we went a super

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Speaker 1: I don't have to tell us about upscale malls. We

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Speaker 5: So what was it like when you very first met Derek?

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Speaker 6: So honestly, I felt like we hit it off, like

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Speaker 1: It was like, okay, sounds like a perfect day to me.

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Speaker 2: But they don't.

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Speaker 5: They don't have stores where they sell babies, Jose at the.

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Speaker 5: You better work on your return policy.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I mean cute plant shops are so fun right now.

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Speaker 6: He was a little bit more into it than me,

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Speaker 5: So sweet. So he was knowledgeable. He obviously has plans.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and he was like, you know what I think

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Speaker 4: Oh and it's kind of forward thinking, like it's like

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Speaker 6: I think it's like when you have some like picking

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Speaker 6: So the one I picked was super cute. It was

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Speaker 5: Plant snake flip snake but average they live a long time.

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Speaker 5: They're hard to kill. They are very hard to kill.

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Speaker 1: So he obviously doesn't trust that you're able to maintain it,

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Speaker 6: I didn't really think about it that way. Honestly, I

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Speaker 5: Though because of the snake title? Is that why?

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Speaker 1: You could be a jerk. I'm just saying that's always

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Speaker 4: Well I don't think she'd be called us and asking

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Speaker 6: Well, it was like so fun because we acted that

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Speaker 4: Right, this all sounds good, Like, I mean, I could

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Speaker 4: totally understand why you're so confused why he's not calling back.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, me too, especially since we even named our plants.

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Speaker 5: Oh they're real plant baby after.

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Speaker 1: Each other, like what you name them?

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Speaker 6: So his plant was Gertrude, yes, and my plant was

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, have you texted as leaf ericson.

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's the obvious, Like misses you ill, they considered.

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Speaker 6: It now all I think it was the love for

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Speaker 5: Love for your plant is still alive, right?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm actually a little bit more concerned about

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Speaker 5: You don't want a separated plant family.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna call plant daddy Derek and see why he

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Speaker 4: You're in the middle of a second date update update,

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Speaker 1: Here Part two, Cassy and Derek have been on one

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Speaker 5: Sweet wow, babies. They're babies, yea.

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Speaker 1: Plant children that they picked out for each other at

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Speaker 4: It's solid solid day, they should Gertrude after.

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure they ordered a rounded chicken tenders.

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Speaker 1: Yes, nice and tiny, I mean, pretty normal first date

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Speaker 4: It's actually an adorable first date, and they bought plants together.

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Speaker 1: The crazy thing is most of the plant enthusiasm was

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Speaker 1: The thing is, we never asked, Cassie, how many days

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Speaker 1: That's four decades in plant years, so we can only

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Speaker 5: So have you heard from him at all?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? So there's been texting, but there's been no initiation

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Speaker 5: He's taking care of.

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Speaker 1: I mean, at least we hope. So I don't like

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Speaker 1: We'll see if he picks up.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Hello, Hey is this Derek. Yeahrek, Sorry to barge

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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 5: That's weird, you said. Sorry, your phone's a little hot

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems is a little weird. I don't usually

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Speaker 1: I don't think most people do. So you're in the

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Speaker 5: I think we're calling you for a great reason though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a second we do you called second date update.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that.

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Speaker 5: He sound like one of our commentars from the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you even know anything about it?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I figure it's you're calling me till somebody

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Speaker 1: Okay, smart guy there. So yeah, you're right. There is

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Speaker 5: Just so you know, she does know that you guys

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm I'm kind of interested, but at the

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Speaker 1: Kind of but not kind of. Okay, you were pretty clear, So.

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Speaker 5: No wonder she's so I don't know why she'd be computer.

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Speaker 1: Well, I hope you don't mind if we dive a

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Speaker 2: I just need some more time.

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Speaker 1: Oh, what's going on?

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Speaker 5: Are you in a relationship?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm single. I'm single.

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Speaker 5: You're single.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I just made a big mistake.

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Speaker 3: Mistake. What no girlfriend?

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Speaker 5: But you made a mistake.

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Speaker 1: But you like her, but you also don't like her yet.

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Speaker 5: But a mistake with who? Because she really likes you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll just tell you, but you can't tell her.

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Speaker 1: We won't say we none of us here will say

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Speaker 2: Don't know if she told you. But we bought each

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it seemed kind of like cute and movie ish.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we even knew Gertrude and Leif Erickson.

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Speaker 2: Or the okay right right? Yeah we named them. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Over your own plants.

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Speaker 5: So dramatic, Baby, you killed Trude?

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Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, dere she was supposed to wait. But that

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Speaker 1: that's Cassie to talk to you on the other line. Okay,

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Speaker 1: rest in peace, Gertrude.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, Kathy, I really didn't know you were on

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Speaker 6: I cannot believe. I can't believe this.

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Speaker 2: She got it?

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Speaker 6: Did you try and leave it? Bring her to life?

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Speaker 1: What did you do with Gertrude afterwards?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We're in her body.

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Speaker 2: I mean, my god, like plants just as much as

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Speaker 5: But listen, listen. Why would you not be calling her

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So I went back the next day to see if

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you were going to pass off the new plant

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Speaker 5: Just tell her the truth. Cassie would think it's a

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know what to say. I mean, grude, man,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean, Cassie, you're being like funny right now, right,

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Speaker 6: It's really troubling, though, is it?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: Because he ran it back over again, come on, and

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Speaker 5: It's not like it says anything about who he is.

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Speaker 5: You're a good person.

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Speaker 6: She meant something to you, just grows back.

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Speaker 5: Obviously did mean something to you, Cassie. That's why he

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Speaker 2: That's a good I'm a good guy. I don't murder

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Speaker 5: He tries to keep I mean, Cassie, I've.

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Speaker 2: Never run over one before.

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Speaker 7: This was the first, Jimmy.

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Speaker 5: Technically, if you ever driven on grass, you've ever driven

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Speaker 1: Mean that he hasn't been driven over his own own

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Speaker 2: So, yes, it took five days to get here. It's

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you were gonna one more day, you were

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was waiting for tomorrow making sure the plank

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Speaker 1: Oh, Caess, is a lot for you to process. What

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Speaker 6: I mean, I am, I'm honestly heartbroken. I'm surprised at

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Speaker 4: I think he is so cute and he's going to

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Speaker 5: Cassie, that should be a huge plus for you.

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Speaker 2: It's not like I goos to you. We've been texting

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Speaker 1: True, he's been talking, just not committing well. So instead

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Speaker 6: Honestly I would. I think I'd give it another try

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Speaker 6: and you'll.

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Speaker 1: Have to come up with a new name for that

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Speaker 1: we will pay for it. Derek, it's up to you, Gertrude.

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Speaker 6: This is your opportunity to I don't want any reminder

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Speaker 1: Murderer's Daughter is a good place to start.

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Speaker 5: That sounds like a novel, three.

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Speaker 1: Part series coming soon to Amazon. Get your orders in now.

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Speaker 2: By the way, By the way, how's Lee Perrickson doing.

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Speaker 6: Oh he's thriving. He is thriving and surviving driving.

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Speaker 5: He's growing up so fast.

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Speaker 1: You guys, play and cars do not mix.

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Speaker 2: That's the murder.

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Speaker 1: Mystery Leaf killed the insurance money for themself.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not going to read it Freaking Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: It's only been a couple months since that aired, but

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Speaker 1: Derek is on the phone right now. And before we

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Speaker 1: get into it, Derek, I just have to tell you

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Speaker 1: that was probably one of the more memorable calls that

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Speaker 4: So cute, Jeffrey, You're too really adorable, Derek Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It was really good for us too. A lot of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they really loved it. So we actually thought it'd

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Speaker 5: You became the plant parent couple at the bar.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: People were coming up to us and asking about us,

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Speaker 2: they'd be they'd go crazy. They'd all got heard that

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Speaker 2: we were like celebrities for a minute.

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Speaker 5: Oh my celebrities.

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Speaker 1: That sounds awesome. So wait, how come it's only you

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, the problem was that got a little old

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Speaker 2: and we stopped taking them, and then it just seemed

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Speaker 4: Wait, so you guys broke up because you realized the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it took a couple of weeks, but yeah, Oh

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Speaker 2: the chemistry wasn't there between me and Cassie anymore.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, what happened with the plants? You have joint

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I mean I got mine and uh, I'm kind of

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Speaker 2: looking for a new plant step mom.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, so there's a lot of listeners who

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Speaker 1: would love to step in and fill that role. Wow, okay, cut.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that the relationship didn't work out, but.

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Speaker 2: Fame out of it as it was quite a few months.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, anyway, man, thanks for the update, and if

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Speaker 1: happy to do it for you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I just don't want to be on the

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Speaker 1: Wait what, I don't think he wants to talk to

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Speaker 2: Her, it's just with her every day.

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Speaker 5: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.