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Speaker 1: Another twenty five. Hello. Hey, um, I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: know your name, but i've seen you naked. Sorry, let

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Speaker 1: me to clarify. I apologize that was probably a little

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Speaker 1: two upfront. My name is Seth. I live in the

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Speaker 1: apartment building next door to yours. I googled your address

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Speaker 1: and got your phone number, and I just want to

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Speaker 1: you to be aware that you should probably close your

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Speaker 1: blinds because I would want someone to tell me if

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Speaker 1: they could see me naked walking around my apartment. Um,

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Speaker 1: I can't lose this could happening right now. This is

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Speaker 1: thank you for calling me letting me know, but this

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Speaker 1: is just really strange. Yeah, I get it. I'm just

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Speaker 1: it's just a personal favor. So there you go. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if if you wanted to plan on keeping them open,

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Speaker 1: I will give you some advice. Um, you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: hit up the gym, what like, go do a crunch

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Speaker 1: or two or something. Yeah, helpful advice. Wow, what the

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Speaker 1: hell is this? Are you calling me to do me

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Speaker 1: a favor? Are you calling me to talk? I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to help you out, Like you can see you

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Speaker 1: naked in your apartment with the blinds open. I'm just

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Speaker 1: saying I'm a spin instructor I worked on church. You're

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Speaker 1: calling some fat page across the street and the maybe

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Speaker 1: you should take a spin class. I can't believe you're

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Speaker 1: calling me Wow, um geez. You know it's not just me.

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Speaker 1: Both my roommates agree that you could drop a couple

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Speaker 1: of l bees. So what. I don't know why you're

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Speaker 1: taking out of me? Wait what your your roommate, You

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Speaker 1: and your room are watching me from across the streets.

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Speaker 1: Been going on? Are you kidding me? I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: the old guy in three B has been watching you too.

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Speaker 1: Everybody has. You guys are all disgusting in a bunch

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Speaker 1: of perverts. You know I'm gonna call the cluss for

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Speaker 1: you guys. You hello, Hey, don't don't hang up, Please

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Speaker 1: don't hang up? What just hear me out for a second. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I really apologize for what I mean you You called

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Speaker 1: me and said that you can see me naked across

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Speaker 1: and you call me back. I probably should have said

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Speaker 1: this before I said all that. What would you like

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Speaker 1: to go out to dinner? Sometimes? What do you have?

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Speaker 1: Some jacar over here and asked me out on a date?

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Speaker 1: I don't know you. I don't even win to you

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Speaker 1: if I saw you walking on the street. If you're

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Speaker 1: then if you won't go out with me, can you

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Speaker 1: ask your friend Lauren if I can take her out?

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Speaker 1: How do you look are you? Because she actually asked

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Speaker 1: me to call you. This is Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh god, oh my god. You.

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Speaker 1: I just want to let you know I'm perfectly okay

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Speaker 1: with you walking around naked. By the way, if you

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Speaker 1: want to, oh well, thank you, pervert. And I'm not

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Speaker 1: back by the way. Wake up every morning with Jubil

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties five