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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject my married ex boyfriend wants to be friends. But

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for his neat? Bad pot luck? Bad

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Speaker 1: pot luck when it's winning, baby, Let's go cat. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to frying help her. Excuse me what you say?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach the Heather. Heather, how are you? Okay? Listen,

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Speaker 1: I got your number from from Lois. Look, that's my mama.

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Speaker 1: I'm my reach. I'm Lowis oldest son. Now wait wait,

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Speaker 1: excuse Lois. Who's Lois Lowas? Yes? Yes, yes, who are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? You you you you? You was at Mama

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Speaker 1: themes house on on New Year's Day? Yes, okay, when

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Speaker 1: I got what I got there, you was gone. But

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Speaker 1: what I'm what I'm calling about is you don't want

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Speaker 1: me the black eyed peas right I Did you enjoy them? No?

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Speaker 1: I enjoy the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you this here, let me say this. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: come at work. You can't talk to me like this.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't do that. Hey, whatever you gotta say,

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Speaker 1: but please don't curse at me. Don't. Okay, no, no deal,

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Speaker 1: your things got my phone checked up and I didn't

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Speaker 1: have to go down to the doctor get my stomach pomp.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got no damn insurance nothing. This you know this, this,

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Speaker 1: this didn't have me messed up for the last week.

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Speaker 1: Nomber for the loans to tell you exactly you know

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Speaker 1: how your damnas is? Okay? First, okay, I told you

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Speaker 1: ask I'm at work, I'm around all these white people.

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Speaker 1: I can't talk to you the way I want to

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Speaker 1: talk to you. But let me just tell you that.

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Speaker 1: Don't call me what the dumb. First of all, it

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Speaker 1: was a whole bunch of food there. How do you know?

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Speaker 1: How can you single out my damn beans that made

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Speaker 1: you sit with all that got food there. You're not

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Speaker 1: gonna blame me, Get out of here, mama Mama beans

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Speaker 1: said you were the one to make the place. You

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Speaker 1: don't give us your mama being said it was all

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Speaker 1: this food there, and you're gonna sing about my beans.

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Speaker 1: Nobody else complained. You know what? The days date is okay?

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Speaker 1: And not one other person called me about them beings

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Speaker 1: and by the as a matter of fact, other people

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Speaker 1: were complimenting me. So for you to call me with

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Speaker 1: the dumb all late and wrong, you're gonna blame me

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Speaker 1: high because you need a doctor's appointment. You should have

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Speaker 1: got Obamacare when it was available to you. And how

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Speaker 1: you want to call me with no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. So you could tell you somebody you're trying

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Speaker 1: to blame somebody else's food. Joe things my stomach up,

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Speaker 1: and that's where and that's where it falls down to.

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Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, your friends about

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Speaker 1: you know, the hell, I hate what doctor bill. You

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Speaker 1: said you want to have insurance, so how does the

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Speaker 1: hell is you going want to? And Sean, I had

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Speaker 1: to play out my pocket to get my stomach pumps. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well taking care of if you paid out your pocket,

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Speaker 1: that means the bill is paying so you can get

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Speaker 1: you're gonna reimburse me. Well no, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: reimburse you with okay. In fact, I got more beans

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Speaker 1: for you since you got a problem with them. I

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Speaker 1: got a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about cause

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Speaker 1: you're foolished, so if it made you, that's good for you. Hey, look, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this here right now. Uh the

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Speaker 1: bill with four two dollars sent me two years for

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Speaker 1: your boys things. No, no, no, no, you're not getting

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Speaker 1: no money from me. And I need to go because

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Speaker 1: I got work to do. I don't know what you

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Speaker 1: got to do. Spend it all this time on the

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Speaker 1: phone talk about some beings with all that food. So

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Speaker 1: the rice didn't do it, the meat didn't do it.

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Speaker 1: They had some other grady gravy always people up that

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Speaker 1: didn't do it. You want to sing about my beings

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Speaker 1: out of here? Don't be calling me with this done?

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Speaker 1: You know what? Now? Company? Who gave me your number?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't even know you. I do know your mom. Mama,

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Speaker 1: Mama did gave me your number? I called mam Mama

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Speaker 1: Dan passing out numbers. Well, I don't wanna call Mama Dean.

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna see if anybody else got sick, which

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Speaker 1: I know they didn't because your ass is flush. So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her see if anybody got sick. How

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Speaker 1: about we doing it that way? And I don't thought.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call your mother, Okay, I'm gonna call Mr

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Speaker 1: Lois and see why her dad son is calling me

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Speaker 1: on the phone because this is something. I'm sick inside

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Speaker 1: of this phone call. And nothing was wrong with my beans.

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Speaker 1: If anything, something wrong with you, and so take all

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Speaker 1: access this, clear your ass out and keep it the moving.

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Speaker 1: But keep gonna get off my goctor phone. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: they say they say Tommy had some problem with the

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Speaker 1: bage to huh. First of all, I don't even know

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Speaker 1: no God, Tommy, I barely know your mom. I just

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Speaker 1: know her by face. I don't even know her know her.

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Speaker 1: So Tommy, you I'm calling mama Dean shain't got nobodiness

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Speaker 1: getting my mother number to nobody. This is Tomma. What's

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Speaker 1: what's you want me to tell you? Tommy? I just

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Speaker 1: told you I don't know anybody named Tommy. So you

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Speaker 1: can tell him whatever you want to tell him. And

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Speaker 1: when you're trying to gain other people who want to

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Speaker 1: jump on your side, it's not gonna happen because nobody

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Speaker 1: complained about the thing. Give me give me another names

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Speaker 1: because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody that

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Speaker 1: was there. What nobody named Tommy there? Okay, Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're gonna say nephew to me, nephew Tommy wasn't then

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Speaker 1: what nephew taught me is nephew from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Martin Show and hover. Are you crazy? Your coin got

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Speaker 1: me to pray phone call you crazy? I'm at work.

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Speaker 1: People walking by me looking at me because I'm about

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Speaker 1: to get problem with you, Tommy. Are you crazy? He's

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Speaker 1: a good? Oh man? You mean you've got you want

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Speaker 1: to taste your black eyed peas good? Nobody can play.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting here like annoying. Get these people fat. You

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Speaker 1: aren't gonna get no money. Tell me, tell me that

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Speaker 1: it is the badest, the baddest radio show in the land. Oh,

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Speaker 1: but you know it, but you know it's Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Oh my god, this is great after till

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Speaker 1: you have to keep cooking your beans. Baby, you are

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you? Having New Year? All right? That

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Speaker 1: the New Year? I probably pop up a mama thean

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Speaker 1: house here. You are welcome to come. How is that

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Speaker 1: you can't bring no bad beans to New Year's Day?

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Speaker 1: Done you understand the thing? You can't bring bad beans? Hey? Uh?

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Speaker 1: This this week Charlotte, North Carolina, The Nephew coming to

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Speaker 1: the Comedy Zone Thursday, Friday said, Sunday. Okay, question about that,

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Speaker 1: your sir, sir, okay, okay, I'm about I'm about five.

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Speaker 1: How long? What man? Go ahead? The comedy about the

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Speaker 1: comedies on Thursday through Sunday. Tickets about Gold and nep.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be sold lot before the weekens up. Get

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Speaker 1: your tickets. I got a few up left. Comedies on

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Speaker 1: Thursday through Sunday. That's right, Okay, weekend, y'all come hang

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Speaker 1: out with your boy. But now the laughter continues. Laugh

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Speaker 1: Fest Valentine's Weekend. That's gonna be Cleveland on the fourteen, Cincinnati, Ohio.

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Speaker 1: On the fifteen, Memphis, Tennessee. On the sixteen, it's the

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Speaker 1: laugh Fest. It's me Dio, Hughley said the entertainer Dion

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Speaker 1: Cole and Earthquake shaking it up. Laugh Fest. Valentine's Weekend.

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Speaker 1: Tickets right now, all ticket mount list show. That's a

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Speaker 1: good show right there. Are you gonna come see me

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Speaker 1: on one of them? Come to Cleveland? Man, I wish

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Speaker 1: you com February four on the on the fourteen. Is

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Speaker 1: that a week that's a weekend, ain't it? I think?

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Speaker 1: Or Tommy, you can take your show to Africa. HM,

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Speaker 1: I was saying, Tommy could take a show to Africa

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Speaker 1: where you are? Can we come over there? Can you

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Speaker 1: send a jet for us, me and the boys. They

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Speaker 1: got tickets. You ain't been getting on the jet. See

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, See see how people dote ain't

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Speaker 1: been on jet? Nowhere, noll I say send a jet

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Speaker 1: fast and here. When I said I play wall over

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Speaker 1: there seventeen now, pick your ass up, bring you back

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Speaker 1: something you could have been here. Just start coming that weight?

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Speaker 1: Hey can I can I come hang out over there?

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Speaker 1: Can I can I come hang out for about a week? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm serious? All right? Well there it is coming up

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Speaker 1: next Strawberry Letters, subject my married ex boyfriend wants to

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Speaker 1: be friends. We'll get into that right after this