1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind from how Stuff 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: Works dot com. Hey, welcome to stuff to Blow your Mind. 3 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:18,080 Speaker 1: My name is Robert Lamb and I'm Joe McCormick. So Robert, Yes, 4 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: I want you to do a little experiment with me. 5 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. Put yourself in the shoes 6 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: of a paranormal phenomenon investigator. Okay, okay, somebody with some judgments, 7 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: some authority. You're not necessarily a skeptic or true believer, 8 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:38,239 Speaker 1: maybe somewhere between Molder and Scully and you old scolding 9 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 1: older sculder exactly. You are Sculder, and you have just 10 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: been caught by security guards while raiding the file cabinets 11 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: of a secret evidence room chock full of alien conspiracy documentation, 12 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 1: and before you can get a good look at all 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: these autopsy reports and heavily redacted witness Affidavid. You've pulled 14 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: the security guards who caught you. They lead you down 15 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: the hall, this long dark hall, to the office of 16 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: a bald man with a goatee and a green Paisley 17 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: bow tie, obviously a major player in the shadow government. Yes, 18 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: that's what the bow tie signifies. So Paisley bow Tie 19 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: stares you down, and he says, Okay, hot shot, you 20 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: think you know a lot about aliens. Well, I've got 21 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: a test for you, and if you pass the test, 22 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: I'll let you in on the whole conspiracy and you 23 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 1: can know everything. But if you fail, you're going to 24 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: spend the rest of your career at a weather station 25 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: in the Arctic Circle. Okay, so the stakes are pretty 26 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: high here, right, So he pushes a short stack of 27 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: staple documents across the desk towards you and gestures for 28 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: you to peruse them at your leisure. And here's what 29 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: he says. One of these five accounts is true. The 30 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: other four are lies. Pick the right one and you pass. 31 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: So you flip through the documents. They tell this first 32 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: person account of a young woman who was abducted by 33 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 1: aliens while hiking on the Appalachian Trail, And in all 34 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: five accounts, the abductee is lifted off the ground in 35 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: this beam of strobing violet light and sucked into the 36 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: interior of an alien spacecraft, where she meets a group 37 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: of aliens. They take a blood sample, They check our 38 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: blood pressure, maybe do a cheek swab cotton swab on 39 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: the inside of the mouth, very on the level. Everything 40 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: is very professional, yes, uh, and then the next morning 41 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: she wakes up in the forest with vague memories. Now, 42 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: the only difference in the five accounts is how the 43 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: aliens are described physically. So, in one account they're tall, 44 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: about seven to eight feet tall, beautiful humanoids with smooth 45 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: skin and pure white eyes. In another one, they are short, 46 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: stout humanoids about three to four feet tall, covered in 47 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: thick black body hair from head to toe, with curling 48 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: tusks extending for the lower jaw. Okay, so so far 49 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 1: we have elves and we have dwarves to choose from. Gotcha? Yeah, 50 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: pretty much? Okay. Then you've got eight legged, crab like 51 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 1: animals with a brittle exoskeleton, two pairs of grasping claws, 52 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: one larger pair and one smaller pair of claws, and 53 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: compound eyes. The whole creature is approximately the size of 54 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: a cargo van. Giant crab. Gotcha. Then you've got small 55 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 1: blobs about one meter cubed of thick beige putty that 56 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: seemed to move as though guided by intelligence, and they 57 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: interact with onboard machinery and communicate psychically with the abductee. 58 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: Each one moves about on the spacecraft on four long 59 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: stilts on the underside of the putty, and occasionally they 60 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 1: excrete small puddles of sludge resembling muddy snow onto the 61 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: floor of the cabin, and these puddles are promptly removed 62 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 1: by room by like robots that emerge from the vents 63 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: whenever needed. And then in the fifth account there are predators. 64 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: They just straight out predators from the dreadlocks, the wrist blades, 65 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: the mask predators. Okay, so which one is the true account? 66 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: M Now this is an interesting quandary to deal with 67 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: because on one level, like just knowing what I know 68 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: and what I actually believe about encounters with aliens, and 69 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:21,479 Speaker 1: in any kind of paranormal experience, I would I would say, 70 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: I would want to pick the thing that could that 71 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: that that matches up with our expectations more in our 72 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: popular minds that concerning aliens. So in that regard, I 73 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: would tend to either go with predators or or perhaps 74 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: the the eleven creatures, because they're kind of matches there 75 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: the grays right. Okay, so you're saying you're more likely 76 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: to see these show up in fiction, So so that 77 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: this seems like if one were to have a paranormal experience, 78 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:52,720 Speaker 1: if one were to have an hallucinatory experience, um, your 79 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 1: mind would would be more likely to pick from those 80 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: two buckets of alien content. However, wait, hold on, so 81 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: wait are you assuming the abduct team made this whole 82 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 1: thing up? Yeah? That my My first response to this 83 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: would be, all right, this, this individual has had a 84 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 1: paranormal experience that feels very real to them, but is 85 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:17,600 Speaker 1: ultimately uh, but is ultimately not supernatural. It's ultimately is 86 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: all about their mind uh making sense of some sort 87 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: of um, you know, abnormal experience. But so she actually 88 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: just kind of like got dizzy from walking too much 89 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: one day, passed out and dream you know, she's or 90 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: she's been awake for an extended period of time. However, 91 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 1: if i'm if, I'm going to get outside of that 92 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 1: mindset and get in the mindset if someone's actually act 93 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 1: actively assuming as same one actually happened, assume one of 94 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: these is actually legit. I would probably go with the blobs, 95 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: because the blob idea, as as you laid it out here, 96 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: feels weird enough, unique enough, inhuman enough, and departed enough 97 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:01,600 Speaker 1: from our more mainstream ideas of what alien life who 98 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,040 Speaker 1: consists of so I would think that one sounds out 99 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: there enough to actually be out there. You know, I 100 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 1: wondered myself because I was trying to decide after I 101 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: wrote these which one is more plausible. And I also 102 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 1: felt like the blobs. But maybe that's just because I 103 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:20,479 Speaker 1: used the deceiver's tactic of adding interesting details like the 104 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: stilts and the and the sledge pooping on the floor 105 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: that seemed to make things more believable. If you add 106 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: weird little details, yeah, you you embellished it enough to 107 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,040 Speaker 1: where I I got a sense that there was actually 108 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 1: some sort of, h you know, a culture going on here. 109 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,719 Speaker 1: If you were to subtract to those details, I wonder 110 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 1: if I might not drift towards the crab. You know, 111 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: I I love predators, but I might have to go 112 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:45,679 Speaker 1: for the crab because the crab has two things going 113 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:49,479 Speaker 1: for it. It's both weird enough and different enough from 114 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:54,359 Speaker 1: humans to be sort of conceivable as as outside the 115 00:06:54,400 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: realm of normal standard abductee imagination. But it's also familiar 116 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: enough that I can see biology creating that. I'm not 117 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:09,119 Speaker 1: quite sure that the chemicals available in the universe would 118 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 1: create sentient blobs. Maybe that would, but I'm not sure. 119 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: I know that the chemicals in the universe can create 120 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: things like crabs, yes, And I guess my reluctance to 121 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: go with the crab is that it's essentially a giant crab, 122 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: that it's essentially just something very terrestrial that it's just 123 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: been u spaced out a little bit, you know. But 124 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,239 Speaker 1: there's one feature of the giant crab that might actually 125 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: be a selling point, depending on how much credence you 126 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: give to a recent paper that came out that's sort 127 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: of like the inspiration for this episode, which is that 128 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: the crab is the size of a cargo van. Uh. 129 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: And this is a paper we're gonna get to in 130 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 1: a little bit, but it actually did some statistical calculations 131 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 1: to try to determine one particular aspect of what alien 132 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: bodies are going to look like in that aspect's size, 133 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:05,400 Speaker 1: because obviously there are countless additional questions regarding the possibility 134 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: of life elsewhere in the universe, but this particular study 135 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 1: that we'll look at deals exclusively with just the size 136 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 1: of the organism. Yeah, and well in the numbers you 137 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 1: would expect and what their planets look like. But the 138 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 1: one takeaway about the alien bodies themselves is the size. 139 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 1: But I thought that was an interesting thing to address 140 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 1: because actually, in fiction we've seen a vast sort of 141 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 1: range of imagination in how large aliens can be expected 142 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: to be. Obviously, the most common are your human sized aliens, 143 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 1: because they are there are human actors playing them. That's right, 144 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,959 Speaker 1: I mean, that's always the concern, right if you're and 145 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: and it is understandable if you're dealing with you want 146 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,400 Speaker 1: to get a really cool sci fi idea out there, 147 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 1: and you want to discuss it, and you want to 148 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,440 Speaker 1: shoot it in a way that actually, uh comes under budgets. 149 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:55,480 Speaker 1: Under budget, It's far easier to just put somebody in 150 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 1: a guerrilla suit than put a microwave on their head 151 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: and call it an alien robot. Yeah, the what was 152 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,439 Speaker 1: his name? I think I have it in my Roman 153 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:08,440 Speaker 1: Roman Extension x J two. Yeah, folks at home, if 154 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:12,439 Speaker 1: you haven't seen Robot Monster, it's a classic. It's pretty fun. 155 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,359 Speaker 1: I mean I like to think of it as um, 156 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 1: you know, kind of like a biospace suit worn by 157 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 1: some other organism that just happens to look like a 158 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,439 Speaker 1: gorilla costume with a like a TV set on its head. 159 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,200 Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting, but yeah, we have countless examples, like 160 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 1: Star Wars and Star Treker are particularly just loaded with 161 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:34,680 Speaker 1: humanoid roughly human size alien species, the track being the 162 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,360 Speaker 1: most scandalous in its way because it's because we you know, 163 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,760 Speaker 1: it's just like a ripple on the forehead makes this 164 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 1: species and this entire you know, this entire strain of 165 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,439 Speaker 1: evolution different from this one, or sometimes just give them 166 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 1: different clothes. That's enough. And then, of course there is, 167 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:54,280 Speaker 1: in my opinion, the greatest and most scientifically plausible vision 168 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 1: of alien life ever created, which is Cone Heads. Yes 169 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: you are now are you yourst referring only to the 170 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,079 Speaker 1: original Saturday in Life skits or the Oh no, I'm 171 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:08,120 Speaker 1: including the films. Yeah, the film includes lots of relevant details. Yeah, 172 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,240 Speaker 1: we we learned about their mating practices and so well. 173 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. Those might have been the sketches too, 174 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 1: I haven't seen all of them. I remember they had 175 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:19,000 Speaker 1: a great stop motion creature in the film. It actually, 176 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: yeah they did. I think it was claymation. It was 177 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,360 Speaker 1: this Ray Harry Housing kind of thing. I don't know 178 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 1: who actually created it, but it was pretty awesome. There's 179 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,040 Speaker 1: a monster towards the end. I can forgive just about 180 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 1: any film if it has a cool stop motion creature 181 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,520 Speaker 1: in it, I am right there with you. You ever 182 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:37,200 Speaker 1: made it to the end of Howard the God, I 183 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 1: was just thinking about Howard the Duck, like that's literally 184 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 1: the only thing that I remember about it is that 185 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,640 Speaker 1: at the end um the dude of the mustache turns 186 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: into this awesome, like weird technically creature and and it's 187 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:54,800 Speaker 1: it's glorious the dark overlord of the universe. Yeah. But 188 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,120 Speaker 1: then of course we've also got aliens that have been 189 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 1: imagined to run rather to the small side, which I 190 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,840 Speaker 1: think is kind of interesting. Often if you hear the 191 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,840 Speaker 1: actual abductee stories, so you go back to that scenario 192 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,520 Speaker 1: we had at the beginning, I think most likely you're 193 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:13,400 Speaker 1: going to hear that people were abducted by the gray aliens, right, 194 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: which you're typically pretty small, right, Yeah, generally got two 195 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Speaker 1: to four feet tall, and you're in varying accounts. Yeah, 196 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: this is this is sort of the alien mythos that 197 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:26,120 Speaker 1: has sees the popular consciousness, and so they're these short, smooth, 198 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 1: gray things with large black eyes, big heads. Yeah. So 199 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 1: it's since it's the idea that's in the popular consciousness. 200 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: People have these paranormal experiences and they tend to draw 201 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,960 Speaker 1: from that that bucket of content, if you will. Um 202 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: outside of the grays though, the average ewalk stands about 203 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: three ft tall a little over depending on the you 204 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,240 Speaker 1: know they ran. You have your your wickets, but then 205 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 1: you also have those bigger, sort of chunkier monkeys. You know. 206 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 1: I do wonder exactly how small and actually intelligent organism 207 00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:00,120 Speaker 1: could run. Indeed, I mean in our science fick and 208 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:05,240 Speaker 1: you see, uh, such creatures as the virus, the flood 209 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:09,840 Speaker 1: from Doctor Who, or the thing from John Carpenter's two Masterpiece, 210 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 1: where every cell of the shape shifting organism is itself 211 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,839 Speaker 1: an individual organism with its own survival instake. And that's 212 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,560 Speaker 1: how they end up discovering who has been replaced by 213 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 1: the thing sticking the hot wire and the blood and 214 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,120 Speaker 1: seeing if the blood tries to escape. Yeah, yeah, they 215 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 1: take a blood sample from each one, and if your 216 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,000 Speaker 1: blood tries to defend itself, that's not a good sign. Yeah, 217 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,640 Speaker 1: And that's uh, that's if not a space faring species, 218 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 1: at least a species intelligent enough to steal the space 219 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 1: faring technology from another species. Yeah, so it could perhaps 220 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,760 Speaker 1: co opt the intelligence of a host species, if even 221 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:50,320 Speaker 1: if it's not particularly intelligent or conscious itself. But certainly 222 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,480 Speaker 1: when we look at terrestrial models, and we'll be coming 223 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,800 Speaker 1: back to this again and again, um, it's it's hard 224 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,600 Speaker 1: to find any examples of a particularly small all life 225 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,959 Speaker 1: where you can say, oh, well, there you go, that 226 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,520 Speaker 1: that could be a space faring species on its own. Yeah. 227 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,480 Speaker 1: But of course this paper we're about to talk about 228 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,160 Speaker 1: in a minute doesn't say that aliens run small. It's 229 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,280 Speaker 1: ays that they run large. And we've got no shortage 230 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,679 Speaker 1: of large aliens. You could run all the way up 231 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 1: to probably some Kaiju monsters, right, Oh yeah, yeah, the 232 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 1: let's see. Uh I was looking around and there are 233 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,320 Speaker 1: a lot of Kaiju monsters to consider, Um, how many 234 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,480 Speaker 1: of them are actually aliens though? Yeah, because yeah, a 235 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 1: number of them have more terrestrial origins. I found one, 236 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,000 Speaker 1: in particular, a hundred and thirty foot tall millenniums from 237 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 1: god Zilla two thousand UM millennium which came out and 238 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 1: uh I, it seems like various other Tohoe properties in kaiju, 239 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 1: and certainly when you get into um like power rangers 240 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 1: and whatnot, right. I mean, they're always battling some sort 241 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 1: of giant creature. And but doesn't that take a magic 242 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:59,520 Speaker 1: wand to make the monster grow? Well? Yes, but if 243 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: you look at them, magic wand is some form of technology. 244 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,800 Speaker 1: I don't know, it gets kind of complicate. But but 245 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 1: even then you have other examples of really huge alien 246 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,000 Speaker 1: life and sci fi. Um. You know, Old Cathulu stood 247 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,839 Speaker 1: hundreds of meters tall, and he, of course was an 248 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: extraterrestrial creature. What about the native inhabitants of Arakushea, the sandworms, Uh, 249 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,640 Speaker 1: they are They at least had been measured up to 250 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,640 Speaker 1: four d fiftys long, but there were speculations that in 251 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,680 Speaker 1: the polar regions of Iraqis they might reach seven hundred 252 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 1: or even a thousand meters. So that's uh, upwards of 253 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,880 Speaker 1: three thousand, hundred and eighty feet long. That's pretty big. 254 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: I'm not sure why, but intuitively I find it more 255 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:45,000 Speaker 1: plausible that a giant land dwelling animal would be worm 256 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: like and sort of horizontal, rather than like a upright 257 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 1: two legged kaiju monster. Yeah, I think that. Yeah. The 258 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 1: larger to get when you start looking at the limits 259 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 1: of morphology, um, Like the human model is just gonna 260 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,120 Speaker 1: fall upon part if you just try and wave the 261 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 1: magic wand at it right. And then then of course 262 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,560 Speaker 1: you've got your aliens that are just basically huge humans, right, 263 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 1: the engineers of Prometheus, they're about seven ft tall. Um, 264 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,480 Speaker 1: there are the oh did you ever see Fantastic Planet? 265 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 1: Actually haven't? Oh yeah, nineteen three wonderful animated film, and 266 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:24,160 Speaker 1: you have these these enormous blue humanoid drugs uh stand 267 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,520 Speaker 1: about three nine ft tall, and they keep little human 268 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,040 Speaker 1: homes as pets. So they are these little naked humanoids 269 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:32,120 Speaker 1: that they they kind of dress up in like weird 270 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: kind of cute, kind of sexy doll costumes and just 271 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 1: keep them as pets. It's a creepy, fabulous film. But 272 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:44,360 Speaker 1: but they had another extra large critter there. Um, there's 273 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,560 Speaker 1: a tin foot tall species and E. N. M. Banks 274 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,280 Speaker 1: culture series uh known as the Darians. And they're also 275 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,400 Speaker 1: a three legged uh species, which is interesting. I think 276 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,920 Speaker 1: that's interesting because fun fact, did you know that there's 277 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,680 Speaker 1: no such thing as a three legged animal anywhere on Earth? Um, 278 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,760 Speaker 1: not a single side of the dogs you see, but right, well, 279 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,480 Speaker 1: and naturally occurring three legged animals. So there are some 280 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,160 Speaker 1: things that sort of actual like a tripod by using 281 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 1: back legs and balance with a tail or something. So yeah, 282 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,760 Speaker 1: some things like a kangaroo or something might sort of 283 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 1: use a tail sort of like a leg, But there's 284 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 1: no such thing as a three legged animal. That's kind 285 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: of a strange fact about the way life emerges on Earth. 286 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,760 Speaker 1: If you go millions of years back, you see certain 287 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,280 Speaker 1: particular body plans emerge, and one of those body plans 288 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,280 Speaker 1: is the four legged body plan that informs all reptiles 289 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 1: and mammals. But you didn't have an ancestral three legged 290 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: body plan to grow into animals that survived today. Yeah, 291 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,040 Speaker 1: the the sort of stand the standard models become set 292 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 1: in stone evolutionarily, and uh and and yeah. So if 293 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 1: you go back far enough, I feel I feel like 294 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 1: there there is an example or two of like three 295 00:16:55,400 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 1: eyes and very small creature. Really, I think one in particular. Um, yeah, 296 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,800 Speaker 1: animals with odd numbers of features. That's weird, Yeah, but 297 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 1: it is rare. Generally you see the typical two legged, 298 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:11,879 Speaker 1: four legged, two eyes. Yeah. Alright, so we've hinted that 299 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 1: this paper we're gonna talk about says aliens are going 300 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,920 Speaker 1: to be rather large. What's the deal with this actual paper. Well, 301 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:22,919 Speaker 1: in March, the cosmologist Fergus Simpson of the University of 302 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:27,679 Speaker 1: Barcelona published this paper pre published on archive called the 303 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: Nature of Inhabited Planets and their Inhabitants, which is a 304 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 1: great name for a scientific paper. And so what was 305 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,879 Speaker 1: his reasoning? How did he come up with the idea 306 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:40,000 Speaker 1: that aliens are going to be on balance rather big? 307 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:46,359 Speaker 1: Well for starters, he uh largely employs Bayesian statistics, which 308 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 1: is a model based on Bay's theorem. So the way 309 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,239 Speaker 1: of calculating probability of things, like if anyone out there 310 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,480 Speaker 1: is familiar with what a Nate Silver, right, Yeah, who's 311 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,440 Speaker 1: who's made a name from self predicting things like presidential elections, 312 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,639 Speaker 1: Like he used his Bayesian logic and in crunching the 313 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,920 Speaker 1: numbers on the statistical possibilities of varying outcomes, and that's 314 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: scarily good at predicting the future. Yeah, yeah, And it's 315 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 1: this is the same model that that Simpson employees here. 316 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,879 Speaker 1: So as we as we mentioned, his work concerns the 317 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:21,560 Speaker 1: statistical probabilities of inhabited planets, how many aliens would be 318 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,400 Speaker 1: on those planets, and then the size of those uh, 319 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 1: those aliens, what would be the sort of standard model 320 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,560 Speaker 1: and uh and in determining the number of individuals UM 321 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,959 Speaker 1: that would most likely live in a given civilization, he 322 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,200 Speaker 1: came up with fifty million or fewer individuals. While any 323 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 1: given alien in our universe would likely be from a 324 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,640 Speaker 1: high population world in the same way that most people 325 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: on Earth are going to be just statistically Chinese, Indian, 326 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:52,479 Speaker 1: or American, um, very few worlds would host either a 327 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 1: small number or or a large number of individuals. Right. 328 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 1: So the idea is that if you randomly select a 329 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 1: human from anywhere Earth, it's more likely they'll live in 330 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,400 Speaker 1: China or the United States, one of the most populated countries. 331 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 1: But if you randomly select the population of a country, 332 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 1: you're more likely to select a country that's near the 333 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 1: Median somewhere in the middle. That's you know, like Canada 334 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 1: or some you know, not particularly huge, not particularly small. Yeah, 335 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,440 Speaker 1: it's kind of like imagine all the nations of the Earth, 336 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 1: and each nation is its own planet, some large, some small, 337 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,399 Speaker 1: and then the larger ones have higher populations. Yeah, okay. 338 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,680 Speaker 1: So he also argues that a planet supporting extrastraustrial life 339 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,560 Speaker 1: is likely to be smaller than Earth closer to the 340 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: size of Mars. Yeah, and he assumes that about fifty 341 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,200 Speaker 1: percent of Earth's diameter is there, you know, in the 342 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,239 Speaker 1: lower limits. Smaller than that, and it becomes difficult for 343 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 1: the gravity of the planet to hold onto the atmosphere 344 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,880 Speaker 1: in water, right, So you see, Mars is pretty much 345 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,639 Speaker 1: at the limit it's about of Earth. And Mars actually 346 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,960 Speaker 1: already has that problem because Mars has almost no atmosphere. 347 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,959 Speaker 1: Asphere is like one percent of the thickness of Earth's, 348 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,440 Speaker 1: so that's another factor to take into account. He also 349 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,320 Speaker 1: says that each individual alien would be more likely to 350 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 1: live on a big planet, as those worlds can clearly 351 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:10,239 Speaker 1: support more individuals. Kind of again, it sounds like an 352 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,960 Speaker 1: overstatement of the obvious, but it's an important one to 353 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,840 Speaker 1: get out there. So his basic prediction when you boil 354 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 1: all this down again to figuring out trying to figure 355 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,119 Speaker 1: out how many worlds are gonna be um inhabited, and 356 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 1: then how many uh individuals are gonna live in those worlds, 357 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,240 Speaker 1: and he says that most of these creatures are going 358 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:31,760 Speaker 1: to be big. Nearly seven hundred pounds three ms, the 359 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,879 Speaker 1: size of a terrestrial bear. Um the exact number that 360 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 1: he ends up spouting in the piece is six pounds 361 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,680 Speaker 1: or three ms um. So we're talking half the creatures 362 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,080 Speaker 1: in the universe are going to weigh more than the bear. 363 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 1: Half are gonna weigh less, but the bear sized extraterrestrial 364 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,040 Speaker 1: is going to be the standard model. It's if if 365 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:58,160 Speaker 1: outsiders from another universe peered into ours, according to this paper, 366 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,920 Speaker 1: they would say, hey, this is that uni verse where 367 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,960 Speaker 1: bear sized creatures with well bear sized creatures do live, 368 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,639 Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, And then that's the thing. It is 369 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,919 Speaker 1: something that matches up with why, yeah, why isn't the 370 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:16,399 Speaker 1: bear the dominant species on Earth already? Well, perhaps it is, 371 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: and we're just kind of being selfish, but well, uh, 372 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,359 Speaker 1: you know, there are a number of you know, you 373 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:26,240 Speaker 1: get into arguments and just discussions about why humans evolved 374 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 1: to the point where we have all of this, you know, 375 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 1: this great intelligence and then on top of that intelligence, 376 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,200 Speaker 1: technologies and culture, right, and a lot of it comes 377 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,959 Speaker 1: down to our need to use our brains to uh, 378 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 1: to score our next meal, to use our our our 379 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 1: intellect because we don't have clause. We don't have we 380 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,160 Speaker 1: don't have if we had bear strength, we'd be dumb 381 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 1: because we wouldn't need to be smart. Yeah. I think 382 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,600 Speaker 1: the thing is that the bear is just The bear 383 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,920 Speaker 1: doesn't need to be super intelligent, because the bear can 384 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,120 Speaker 1: do things like like hibernate through the winter. The bear 385 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,960 Speaker 1: can care things part with its clause, it can it 386 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,840 Speaker 1: can stand up for itself against pretty much anything on 387 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,840 Speaker 1: Earth except for the technology assisted human. Yeah. So I 388 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,360 Speaker 1: thought this paper was interesting. I gotta admit I read 389 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,360 Speaker 1: it twice and I still don't fully understand the statistical 390 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: argument that's being made. I've read some commentary on the 391 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,919 Speaker 1: paper where some experts consultant said that they agree with 392 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 1: the math of what he's doing, saying that the statistical 393 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: calculation is is pretty much sound, but he might be 394 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,320 Speaker 1: not taking into account lots of factors that could change 395 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:36,520 Speaker 1: things dramatically, such as just physical conditions that give rise 396 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,399 Speaker 1: to life on planets, things like gravity, or some of 397 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: just the basic facts we observe about how certain life 398 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,679 Speaker 1: forms make their living in different environments on Earth. And 399 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,040 Speaker 1: this leads into one of the criticisms we read from 400 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,919 Speaker 1: the seat researchers Seth show Stack. Yeah, and particularly he 401 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,679 Speaker 1: was I was thinking about the likelihood of of of 402 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,080 Speaker 1: large creatures actually, uh, you evolving too, where they would 403 00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,399 Speaker 1: have advanced intellects and also technology. He pointed out that 404 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: larger creatures are likely to reside in the water, where 405 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:11,439 Speaker 1: the advent of technology just might not happen. Um, because 406 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,240 Speaker 1: you're a large creature, you're gonna you know, all this mass. 407 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,119 Speaker 1: The buoyance of water helps you to stabilize it, right, 408 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: And think of a blue whale. You wouldn't have a 409 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,600 Speaker 1: blue whale on on land. Right. And then if you 410 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:26,880 Speaker 1: are a very large animal, lika blue whale, like an elephant. Whatever, Um, 411 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: are you going to need to advance like humans develop 412 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,840 Speaker 1: these technologies? Develop this an advanced intelect to win food? 413 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,160 Speaker 1: Probably not because you're big, You're content, You're you're station 414 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,960 Speaker 1: in life is achieved. You're you're a You're you're this 415 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,160 Speaker 1: blue whale just grazing through the ocean. You're an elephant 416 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,600 Speaker 1: pushing over anything you need to eat and just consuming it. 417 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 1: You don't need technology if you're a filter feeder. Right, 418 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 1: So you have to ask yourself this and this organism 419 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,639 Speaker 1: that we're trying to imagine, why does it need to 420 00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:00,320 Speaker 1: start externalizing its abilities and and dipping into tool use 421 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 1: and dipping into more complicated systems. Yeah, and of course 422 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,400 Speaker 1: that could lead to the broader question of how are 423 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:12,919 Speaker 1: we characterizing intelligence, Like is intelligence necessarily technological intelligence for 424 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,160 Speaker 1: some purposes? That is what we're talking about, because sometimes 425 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,640 Speaker 1: when people talk about encountering alien species, they're talking about 426 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,400 Speaker 1: the kind that would send radio signals where you could detect, 427 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,359 Speaker 1: or the kind that would visit Earth in spacecraft, in 428 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,200 Speaker 1: which case you're not going to be dealing with aliens 429 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,200 Speaker 1: that might be intelligent in some kind of strange social way, 430 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,360 Speaker 1: but that don't build machines. Yeah, we kind of get 431 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:38,119 Speaker 1: into this this anthropomorphic bias here, and almost kind of 432 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,240 Speaker 1: a Captain Kurt kind of bias where it's like, it's 433 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:44,439 Speaker 1: only alien life if it's like us, um, can I 434 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,240 Speaker 1: kiss it? I? Can I kiss it? Can I seduce it? Right? 435 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 1: Because you know, an alien visitor Earth might would look 436 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 1: at something like a dolphin or even something arguably like 437 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,439 Speaker 1: an octopus and say, well, this is a highly intelligent creature. 438 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 1: Do they do these either of these species? Do they 439 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 1: build things? Do they have a language? Do they have 440 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,600 Speaker 1: culture as humans think of it? Well? No, uh, I 441 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,480 Speaker 1: mean for starters there in the water, which, to show 442 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:13,640 Speaker 1: sticks point unlikely that technology is going to emerge. It's 443 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,640 Speaker 1: hard to build an integrated circuit underwater, right, and uh, yeah, 444 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:22,600 Speaker 1: intelligence doesn't necessarily mean the advent of technology. Well, I 445 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 1: think we should take what we've looked at so far 446 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,359 Speaker 1: and see if we can draw some broader conclusions about 447 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 1: what alien life is actually more likely to look like. 448 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 1: Is there anything we can actually say on this subject 449 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 1: or is it all just speculation? Is there anything we 450 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:43,159 Speaker 1: can base our assumptions on? You know, I'm currently reading 451 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,600 Speaker 1: Ian M. Banks culture novel Accession, which has a fabulous 452 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:52,800 Speaker 1: extraterrestrial creature and it called the the Affront. An extraterrestrial 453 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,000 Speaker 1: species called the Affront and their space faring. They're kind 454 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Speaker 1: of like a a gas world um cephalopod creature, but 455 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,760 Speaker 1: they're also really sadistic and awful in their own way. 456 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,359 Speaker 1: So they the culture in this novel, which is like 457 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: a far future post singularity um humanoid culture for the 458 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,240 Speaker 1: most part. Uh, they spent a lot of time like 459 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,119 Speaker 1: trying to figure out the Affront like they want to. 460 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,480 Speaker 1: They want to push the Affront, encourage them to be 461 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,680 Speaker 1: less awful and uh and and get along better with 462 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,720 Speaker 1: their neighbors instead of just constantly enslaving or wiping out 463 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,200 Speaker 1: other species, and so they have to ask themselves, well, 464 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,240 Speaker 1: you know, why are the affront warlike? And they look 465 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,480 Speaker 1: to their evolution in uh, you know it advanced hunting 466 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,920 Speaker 1: practices where they work together as a group to to 467 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,240 Speaker 1: to hunt their prey, and they say, well, if they 468 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,440 Speaker 1: hadn't done that, if that hadn't been a part of 469 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,360 Speaker 1: their evolutionary is since, then perhaps they'd be more peaceful. 470 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,800 Speaker 1: But then on the other end of the that argument 471 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,840 Speaker 1: is if they hadn't had that that hunting nature and 472 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,560 Speaker 1: that warlike aspect of themselves, they might not have evolved 473 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: to this level. And either So now one thing I'm 474 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: orious about you said, you said that they're sadistic. Did 475 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,639 Speaker 1: you actually mean that they're sadistic as in terms of 476 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,040 Speaker 1: taking pleasure in the pain of others or is it 477 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,680 Speaker 1: just that they're kind of like numb to our concerns 478 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,560 Speaker 1: and desires. Oh no, No, they're they're awful like they're 479 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,200 Speaker 1: they're they have this big hunting spirit. They'll have these 480 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,320 Speaker 1: dinners where they'll they'll all be eating a particular type 481 00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,280 Speaker 1: of animal and then they'll be a fighting pit in 482 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,680 Speaker 1: the middle of the table where that same type of 483 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 1: animal is alive. Fighting each other and they're betting on it. 484 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 1: And then they also have a little miniature harpoons that 485 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 1: they throw across the table at other dinner guests to 486 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,679 Speaker 1: try and snag some of their food and drag it 487 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:41,120 Speaker 1: over to their play. Okay, so they're kind of like predators. Yeah, yeah, 488 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,840 Speaker 1: they're they're kind of like a more humorous predator because 489 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 1: there they strike me. They have kind of like an 490 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 1: Oliver read quality to them, like they're they're kind of 491 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,879 Speaker 1: like big drunken louts that also developed uh, space faring 492 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,800 Speaker 1: technology and occasionally sing yes, yeah, yeah, I can I 493 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,200 Speaker 1: can definitely imagine in building out. Well, yeah, I think 494 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,959 Speaker 1: that brings up an interesting point, which is that, of 495 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,240 Speaker 1: course our evolution informs what type of creature we are, 496 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: and we can probably safely assume that that's going to 497 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,440 Speaker 1: be true no matter where you go in the universe, 498 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,720 Speaker 1: Like you can go to other planets, you can probably 499 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 1: even go to other galaxies, and while lots of local 500 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,200 Speaker 1: conditions might be different, there are a couple of things 501 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,640 Speaker 1: you can depend on when looking at alien life. One 502 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,119 Speaker 1: of them is that the physics of the universe are 503 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 1: going to be the same, So all the same basic 504 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 1: physical laws, and the presence of the same basic chemicals 505 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 1: might be in different quantities, but still the palate, the 506 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,200 Speaker 1: color palate is the same. Yeah. And then the other 507 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:46,160 Speaker 1: thing is evolution. We can probably safely assume that whatever 508 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 1: life forms are out there, they come about and gain 509 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,960 Speaker 1: complexity through the process of evolution. By one would have 510 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: to assume by something like mutation, something that encourages change 511 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,320 Speaker 1: with replication, and then something like nat real selection some 512 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,160 Speaker 1: form of evolution at least until they reached the point 513 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,160 Speaker 1: where they have advanced technology and then are either creating 514 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 1: their own life or creating mechanical life that then recreates 515 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: organic life. Sure. And then of course there's the argument, 516 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,719 Speaker 1: which I probably support, that we're much more likely to 517 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,400 Speaker 1: encounter alien technology than we are to encounter aliens themselves. 518 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,959 Speaker 1: Like when we meet aliens, we're not going to meet them, 519 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,840 Speaker 1: We're going to meet their robots scouts. And that that 520 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,840 Speaker 1: lines up very much with with Banks's vision of the culture. 521 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: Is that really you keep referencing these books. I've got 522 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,680 Speaker 1: to read them. They're they're pretty great. I I strongly 523 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,800 Speaker 1: recommend them. Anytime anybody writes into us and says, hey, 524 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,560 Speaker 1: what's some good you know, thought provoking and fun sci 525 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 1: fi banks. This stuff is great, except I'm currently like 526 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,360 Speaker 1: two percent into Dune for the first time. I've got 527 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,160 Speaker 1: to finish that first. Oh yes, well, that's a that's 528 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: a that's that's indeed a great book. Well, I think 529 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,280 Speaker 1: we should look at some of the principles of Earth 530 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,720 Speaker 1: life and ask the question of can we assume, based 531 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,080 Speaker 1: on the things we've already stated, that the physics going 532 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,360 Speaker 1: to be probably equivalent and life comes about through evolution. 533 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,560 Speaker 1: Can we assume that these principles are going to be 534 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:11,640 Speaker 1: present in the aliens we observe coming from other solar systems, 535 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,840 Speaker 1: other planets, and maybe even other galaxies in the far future. 536 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 1: And one of the things that I think is interesting 537 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,120 Speaker 1: is how many animals in nature exhibit some form of symmetry. Now, 538 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 1: whether that's bilateral symmetry like us, if you folded us 539 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,400 Speaker 1: in half, we would be roughly equivalent. Then the other 540 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 1: thing would be radial symmetry, and that's something like an 541 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,440 Speaker 1: apple pie. Basically it extends out along the radius. And 542 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,680 Speaker 1: you can think about a jellyfish like it's symmetrical looking 543 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,240 Speaker 1: from the top down, like if you saw it a 544 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 1: person in half, you could counted the rings if you will. 545 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,480 Speaker 1: If you will, there would be radial symmetry. Yeah, and 546 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,600 Speaker 1: symmetry is approximate. Of course, the sides rarely match each 547 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,840 Speaker 1: other exactly, but they roughly match each other. And it's, 548 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,080 Speaker 1: in my opinion, pretty easy to see why evolution might 549 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,720 Speaker 1: tend towards symmetry because it's easier. I mean, it's easier 550 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,200 Speaker 1: to make half of a person and then just copy 551 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,120 Speaker 1: that half than it is to come up with different 552 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,000 Speaker 1: halves of body plans for the same individual. Yeah. I mean, 553 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 1: one thing you have to always keep in mind with 554 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:18,240 Speaker 1: evolution is that evolution is essentially lazy. Evolution is it's 555 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,160 Speaker 1: the path of least resistem exactly, Like even just thinking 556 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 1: about the brain, Like one of the analogies I love 557 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,240 Speaker 1: is the idea that the human brain is like a 558 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,120 Speaker 1: a double scoop ice cream cone, so that we didn't 559 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,720 Speaker 1: when it's our brains evolved like just another scoop was 560 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: added on top of the existing scoop. It wasn't like 561 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,000 Speaker 1: a complete overhaul of the system. Yeah. Yeah, And you 562 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,480 Speaker 1: can see that in the brain actually, the different levels 563 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 1: the brain stem, the cerebellum, cerebrum kind of like extending 564 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: up towards Godhood. I guess, you know, to where eventually 565 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,200 Speaker 1: we get we get the angel brains that have the 566 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,880 Speaker 1: ethereal particles floating above the skull, or just the cone 567 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,000 Speaker 1: head brain. The cone head brain would be a wonderful example. 568 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,400 Speaker 1: So observing this principle on Earth very naturally leads us 569 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,719 Speaker 1: to assume that, Okay, if we see other aliens out there, 570 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,440 Speaker 1: they might be totally weird. They might have claws, they 571 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,720 Speaker 1: might be like crabs, they might be slimy lizard like organisms. 572 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,480 Speaker 1: They might have you know, weird you know, twenty ft 573 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,360 Speaker 1: long legs and huge pyramid heads. Who knows what they're 574 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:23,640 Speaker 1: going to look like. But almost all visions include basic 575 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,120 Speaker 1: bilateral symmetry. If you fold the alien in half, the 576 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: sides match. But is that a safe assumption. There are 577 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:36,440 Speaker 1: animals on Earth that actually don't display external symmetry. They're 578 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,800 Speaker 1: they're asymmetrical on the outside. And one of the examples 579 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,200 Speaker 1: would be sponges. You've seen pictures of sponges. I mean, 580 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,880 Speaker 1: sponges are animals, yet they don't necessarily match when you 581 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,720 Speaker 1: fold them in half. They can have weird little nodules 582 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,400 Speaker 1: coming out on the side. So that, you know, they 583 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 1: look more like a plant of some kind. Indeed, so 584 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,840 Speaker 1: if we were if we were trying to imagine a 585 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,520 Speaker 1: sponge based alien species, they might not have symmetry. Yeah. 586 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,920 Speaker 1: Then again, sponges don't possess intelligence, and I guess we 587 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,160 Speaker 1: don't know if it's possible for something like a sponge 588 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,440 Speaker 1: to possess intelligence. We're back to the question of, well, well, 589 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,000 Speaker 1: the only creatures on Earth that have anything like intelligence 590 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 1: are basically symmetrical. You can fold them in half. Uh, 591 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,520 Speaker 1: And so should we assume the same is true for 592 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,640 Speaker 1: the rest of the universe. Yeah, this is where we 593 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 1: get into that interesting discussion of On one hand, life 594 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,520 Speaker 1: on Earth is our only model we can We only 595 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: have terrestrial life when it comes to trying to extrapolate 596 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,720 Speaker 1: what life elsewhere in the universe would consist of. So 597 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,720 Speaker 1: we we have to base it on this model. And 598 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 1: we see symmetry here and we have to imagine it 599 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: that way elsewhere we see uh, we see the importance 600 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,440 Speaker 1: of water and the evolution of life here, we have 601 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 1: to assume that elsewhere, and and that's really the best 602 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 1: course of action. On the other hand, Uh, there's this 603 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 1: little thing called the Copernican principle, which states that there's 604 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,640 Speaker 1: nothing special or privileged about Earth or hu manity, which 605 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,040 Speaker 1: is sort of the um you know, sort of the 606 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,760 Speaker 1: Fox News fair and balanced approach to cosmology, like in 607 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:11,279 Speaker 1: trying to when thinking about the universe, try not to 608 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,759 Speaker 1: have too big of a head about the importance of 609 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,600 Speaker 1: Earth and the human species. Right. Of course, the Copernican 610 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:21,120 Speaker 1: principle originally comes from like astronomy and cosmology, the idea that, hey, 611 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,920 Speaker 1: you don't necessarily have to start with the assumption that 612 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,239 Speaker 1: the Earth is the center of the universe. But it 613 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,800 Speaker 1: has been extended to a much more general principle beyond 614 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,239 Speaker 1: just saying we don't start with the assumption Earth is 615 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,880 Speaker 1: the center of the universe. Two, we don't start with 616 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,640 Speaker 1: the assumption that whatever our position is as an observer 617 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:43,479 Speaker 1: is privileged. Yeah, it's we don't necessarily assume that we're 618 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,360 Speaker 1: looking from a unique vantage point. Yeah. It seems to 619 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,600 Speaker 1: me that the safe course of action, I think this 620 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,880 Speaker 1: is the one that most cosmologist tint to to lean towards, 621 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,680 Speaker 1: is use the Earth model of what life is like 622 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,719 Speaker 1: when thinking about other worlds, but then also have the 623 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,799 Speaker 1: Copernic and principle. In the back mind, it's kind of 624 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,799 Speaker 1: like if you interact with people in your daily life, 625 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,640 Speaker 1: treat other people like you would like to be treated, 626 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,080 Speaker 1: but then adjust accordingly as new information becomes available, bearing 627 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,759 Speaker 1: in mind that everybody is not going to have the 628 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,720 Speaker 1: same case and preferences as you yourself. Yeah yeah. Another 629 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,240 Speaker 1: way of looking at this would be calling it something 630 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 1: like the mediocrity principle. This has been invoked in speculating 631 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,880 Speaker 1: about alien life before, and it's a sort of statistical argument. 632 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,399 Speaker 1: The idea is, if you're drawing a random sample from 633 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,560 Speaker 1: a pool of objects, and you don't have information to 634 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,120 Speaker 1: the contrary, the safest assumption is that the sample you 635 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,239 Speaker 1: select is typical or average, and in this case, the 636 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,120 Speaker 1: sample would be Earth. So that's our one sample. We've randomly, 637 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,839 Speaker 1: not by choice, but by necessity, randomly selected Earth from 638 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,120 Speaker 1: the pool of possible inhabitable planets. Is one ping pong 639 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:55,680 Speaker 1: ball in the powerball and yeah, and so we've selected 640 00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,360 Speaker 1: this and it's Earth. Now we're looking at it. What 641 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,640 Speaker 1: can we assume about its relationship to all the other 642 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:05,080 Speaker 1: balls in the in the powerball thing? Well, the safest 643 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:09,279 Speaker 1: assumption is that it's pretty normal it's average. And of 644 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,120 Speaker 1: course this becomes uh, this becomes kind of heartbreaking I 645 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: guess at times for a top modelist as we continue 646 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,719 Speaker 1: to get new information about various excep planets and and 647 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:21,840 Speaker 1: how few of those ex planets are really earthlike in nature. 648 00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:26,319 Speaker 1: But there's another interesting way of applying the sort of 649 00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:32,120 Speaker 1: averageness principle or the typicalness principle towards the universe, and 650 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,800 Speaker 1: some people have gone a lot farther with it, saying 651 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:41,360 Speaker 1: that basically Star Trek got it right. Yeah, that essentially 652 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,920 Speaker 1: the the universe is likely filled with other humanoid species 653 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,600 Speaker 1: if it's filled with animals, because if it has anything 654 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,960 Speaker 1: at all, then they're likely going to be humanoids. They're 655 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,960 Speaker 1: gonna be I mean, it kind of gets into the 656 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:57,520 Speaker 1: whole territory that Stephen Hawking uh dipped into talking about, Well, 657 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,120 Speaker 1: if there are other alien species out there, they're probably 658 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,960 Speaker 1: awful like us, right. Yeah. That that's the pessimistic way 659 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,560 Speaker 1: of pointing it. But there could be the colder, more 660 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,080 Speaker 1: anatomical way of looking at it, which would mainly come 661 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,960 Speaker 1: back to this one guy whose name I kept seeing 662 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,360 Speaker 1: when this theory came up. It's the Cambridge paleontologists Simon 663 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:21,720 Speaker 1: Conway Morris, and he has argued that aliens are likely 664 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 1: to be a whole lot like us, so that intelligent 665 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,319 Speaker 1: aliens are gonna be a whole lot like humans, and 666 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,319 Speaker 1: that aliens in general are going to be a whole 667 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,319 Speaker 1: lot like animals on Earth. And so in a two 668 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,480 Speaker 1: thousand five edition of the Journal Astronomy and Geophysics, Conway 669 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,040 Speaker 1: Morris begins with this interesting question. He starts by looking 670 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,840 Speaker 1: at this three hundred and twenty million year old fossil 671 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:47,879 Speaker 1: from you know, carboniferous strata in Montana, and it's some 672 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,600 Speaker 1: kind of weird water dwelling animal that made its living 673 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,000 Speaker 1: in a giant lagoon millions of years ago. And he 674 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,600 Speaker 1: describes it as quote vaguely fish like, but neither fish 675 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,960 Speaker 1: nor like any other group of known animals. And so 676 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,200 Speaker 1: it's the strange thing that we just have nothing like 677 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,040 Speaker 1: it on Earth today. And he actually imagines a scenario. 678 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,799 Speaker 1: So three million years ago, this disgruntled alien bureaucrat is 679 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,000 Speaker 1: visiting Earth and he's angry. He's kicking around on a 680 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:22,920 Speaker 1: beach in ancient Montana, and in frustration, he releases some 681 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:27,399 Speaker 1: of his alien pets into Earth's ecosystems. Against all regulations, 682 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,440 Speaker 1: the alien pet fish die, become fossilized, and millions of 683 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:36,520 Speaker 1: years later human paleontologists dig up these weird fossils. This 684 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,279 Speaker 1: raises some interesting questions. One of them is, if there's 685 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,040 Speaker 1: intelligent life all over the galaxy, how come there's no 686 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,400 Speaker 1: evidence that it has ever visited or colonized Earth in 687 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,120 Speaker 1: the past. How come we don't have obvious fossils of 688 00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,560 Speaker 1: dead aliens in the fossil record. And then two, if 689 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:58,160 Speaker 1: we were to encounter aliens in the fossil record, how 690 00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:02,080 Speaker 1: would we recognize them? M Well, I mean, one obvious 691 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,640 Speaker 1: point that comes up is that it's it's fairly difficult 692 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,080 Speaker 1: for a creature to enter the fossil record, particularly a 693 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,920 Speaker 1: small number of of of visitors happened to drop by, right, 694 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,040 Speaker 1: they could be their fossils could be out there right now, 695 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,000 Speaker 1: and we might find them. We might never find them. 696 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:23,080 Speaker 1: We might build a mall on top of their location. Yeah, 697 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,400 Speaker 1: they might have died in some arid climate that's not 698 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:30,120 Speaker 1: conducive to fossilization. They didn't necessarily position they're dead right on, Like, 699 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,879 Speaker 1: what are those the muddy banks that are Yeah, yeah, 700 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,120 Speaker 1: that's place the number of fossils have to be met 701 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,960 Speaker 1: for for fossilization to take place, and you're far It 702 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,080 Speaker 1: kind of gets down to the mediocrity principle, right, Yeah, 703 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,000 Speaker 1: you're you're far more likely to find fossils of particular 704 00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,799 Speaker 1: types of creatures, particular populations of creatures that live in 705 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,880 Speaker 1: the right environment, or apex predator fossils are fewer and 706 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,480 Speaker 1: farther between. Sure, we have lots more fossils of like 707 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,360 Speaker 1: sort of bottom dwelling ocean animals. I mean we have 708 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,520 Speaker 1: tons of those, because of course there were tons of 709 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,799 Speaker 1: so Conway Morris's point is sort of that we might 710 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,680 Speaker 1: not be able to tell if some aliens had landed 711 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,280 Speaker 1: on Earth and become fossilized, because he argues that alien 712 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,560 Speaker 1: life is going to be striking lee similar to Earth life. 713 00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,120 Speaker 1: One of the arguments he makes is that all life 714 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,400 Speaker 1: is likely to be carbon based, like like life on Earth. 715 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:26,600 Speaker 1: He says it's basically a quote strong hunch among molecular 716 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,800 Speaker 1: biologists that any life in the universe is gonna have 717 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,680 Speaker 1: a chemical basis that's really similar to terrestrial life to 718 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,799 Speaker 1: life on Earth. One of the things he points out 719 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 1: is that he says the fundamental operations such as primary 720 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:42,840 Speaker 1: metabolic cycles, possibly photosyn synthesis, and maybe d N A 721 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,359 Speaker 1: and the replication of DNA just really don't have any 722 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,279 Speaker 1: chemical alternatives that we can come up with. You you 723 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,960 Speaker 1: can't mimic processes like this without a system that's pretty 724 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,560 Speaker 1: much the same as what we already have. Uh. And 725 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,640 Speaker 1: then he he sort of goes on deposit that there 726 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,919 Speaker 1: are general rules to evolution. He says that they're independent 727 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:07,120 Speaker 1: of the quirks of your local ecosystem and the accidents 728 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,480 Speaker 1: that would arise through you know, just random trial and 729 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,640 Speaker 1: error throughout history. He points out convergent evolution. What do 730 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,000 Speaker 1: you know about converge and evolution? Oh, this, of course 731 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,600 Speaker 1: is uh, for instance, the model to say, all right, 732 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,080 Speaker 1: you have birds that can fly, you have bats that 733 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:27,440 Speaker 1: can fly. Yeah, these both of these, Uh, these lineages 734 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,200 Speaker 1: evolved flight separately. Yeah, they didn't get it from a 735 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,040 Speaker 1: common flying ancestry. And so yeah, that's the ideas that 736 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:41,279 Speaker 1: organisms arrive at these very similar biological solutions through completely 737 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,480 Speaker 1: different routes or from different starting points. Uh. Two people 738 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,680 Speaker 1: start on opposite sides of the globe, somehow they end 739 00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,600 Speaker 1: up in the same place. One great example of this. 740 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,720 Speaker 1: In addition to wings would be eyes, So not all 741 00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,799 Speaker 1: eyes evolved from the same line. A squid has a 742 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,600 Speaker 1: camera IE, and you have a camera I, But you 743 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,560 Speaker 1: and squid did not both evolve from a common ancestor 744 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,480 Speaker 1: with the primeval camera I. The humans and the squid 745 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,279 Speaker 1: do evolve from a common ancestor, but they've got their 746 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,279 Speaker 1: eyes in different ways. We know. The cephalopod was a 747 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,840 Speaker 1: great It's a great point because it reminds me of 748 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:18,239 Speaker 1: some information I've read before on arguments for octopy consciousness, 749 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,480 Speaker 1: which is actually a reason I don't I do not 750 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,640 Speaker 1: eat octopi anymore, just because if you if you look 751 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,800 Speaker 1: at the octopus and you try to judge its consciousness 752 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:32,239 Speaker 1: based on human models, it doesn't pass the test, the 753 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,120 Speaker 1: test that we have that even the test that we 754 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,520 Speaker 1: can give you know, a primate or even a dolphin 755 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,399 Speaker 1: are not going to apply to the octopus. But if 756 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,680 Speaker 1: you if you look at the octopus brain, which has uh, 757 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,640 Speaker 1: you know, evolved separately from these other models of what 758 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:51,200 Speaker 1: we think of is highly intelligent animals, uh, it itself 759 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:56,520 Speaker 1: has a very advanced brain and could arguably could be conscious. Yeah, 760 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,920 Speaker 1: I've had the same thought. If you ever watch octopuses 761 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,239 Speaker 1: is like play with toys. This is the thing they do. 762 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,359 Speaker 1: It's very strange and it's somewhat unsettling. You see a 763 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,399 Speaker 1: weird kind of intelligence in them that you don't quite recognize. 764 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,879 Speaker 1: It's like hard to empathize with it, almost because it's 765 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,879 Speaker 1: so alien to human intelligence. Yet it's so different from 766 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,440 Speaker 1: what we think of as like fish, you know, this 767 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:24,440 Speaker 1: ocean dwelling kind of dull creature. Yeah, they play, they explore, 768 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:29,279 Speaker 1: they they utilized tools in some cases we're going to 769 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,200 Speaker 1: of course, you ask yourself when they steal things from divers, 770 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,480 Speaker 1: steel things from divers. But but then you also have 771 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,440 Speaker 1: to ask, could a creature like the octopus ever evolved 772 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,360 Speaker 1: to the point where it would develop technology, where it 773 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,440 Speaker 1: developed some sort of culture in the way that we 774 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,720 Speaker 1: think about it? And it is that even a fair question, 775 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,000 Speaker 1: because it again comes down to us taking this very 776 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:54,080 Speaker 1: anthromomorphic sense of the universe and applying it to a 777 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:59,160 Speaker 1: creature that that emerged rather differently differently than we did. Yeah, 778 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:03,360 Speaker 1: totally so, Conway Morris. He basically has two main arguments 779 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:08,160 Speaker 1: for thinking that convergence, like convergent evolution, is a universal 780 00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,360 Speaker 1: of evolution, it's not just that we're witnessing convergence between 781 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:16,040 Speaker 1: different species on Earth made of terrestrial biological building blocks, 782 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,160 Speaker 1: but that we should expect to see convergence no matter 783 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,279 Speaker 1: what planet you're looking at. Right. But it's basically the 784 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,840 Speaker 1: argument is the basic shape of the evolution of life. Yeah, 785 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,840 Speaker 1: and so he says, one thing in this in favor 786 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,440 Speaker 1: of this is the pervasiveness of convergence. It's all over 787 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,200 Speaker 1: the natural world. You know, tons and tons of examples 788 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,960 Speaker 1: of it. It's at every level of resolution. So if 789 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,560 Speaker 1: you zoom way into the tiny little gears and parts 790 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,160 Speaker 1: that make bodies work, you can see it there. And 791 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:48,640 Speaker 1: he points out the enzyme carbonic anhydrace. He says that 792 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,200 Speaker 1: accelerates the hydration of carbon dioxide by more than a 793 00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,960 Speaker 1: million times, and he this is a quote. He says 794 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,920 Speaker 1: on Earth it plays a key role in processes as 795 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:02,160 Speaker 1: desparate as photosynthesis, respiration, and by mineralization. And then of 796 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,960 Speaker 1: course you see convergence at the larger level with things 797 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,120 Speaker 1: like cameras and wings. And then of course he also 798 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 1: says that it's the degree of similarity in complex, highly 799 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,840 Speaker 1: integrated systems. So it's not just small individual components but 800 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:20,200 Speaker 1: large systems that have different things working together still seem 801 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,160 Speaker 1: to converge on pretty similar working models. An example of 802 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:29,480 Speaker 1: this might be, for example, the brains of primates and corvids. 803 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,880 Speaker 1: You ever noticed that, Huh? It's kind of weird that 804 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:38,920 Speaker 1: human brains and crow brains can both come up with 805 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,719 Speaker 1: tool using technologies that seem to arise by pretty similar 806 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,160 Speaker 1: patterns of evolution and adaptation, yet their brain structures are 807 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,600 Speaker 1: radically different. I mean, one's bird and one's a primate. Indeed, 808 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,520 Speaker 1: I think that's the pretty convincing argument, espect as long 809 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,560 Speaker 1: as I try to disregard any star trek now in 810 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,359 Speaker 1: there and rippled foreheads. But yeah, if you imagine any 811 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,280 Speaker 1: any war, you have this, uh, this this complex system 812 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,799 Speaker 1: of evolution taking place, varied models of life emerging. There's 813 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,760 Speaker 1: going to be some model of life that it doesn't 814 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:16,319 Speaker 1: have these extra bells and whistles anatomically to deal with 815 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,600 Speaker 1: acquiring food, protecting itself, carrying out its basic genetic mission 816 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,960 Speaker 1: of species that has to depend more on ingenuity, um 817 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,680 Speaker 1: and tool use, and it's probably probably going to look 818 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:33,400 Speaker 1: something like us. It's going to be vaguely humanoid in 819 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,760 Speaker 1: form at least. Yeah, that's another sort of final position 820 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,800 Speaker 1: he arrives at that it's not just that our bodies 821 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,440 Speaker 1: are gonna look similar to alien bodies, but that he 822 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:46,560 Speaker 1: believes intelligence is pretty much a an inevitable consequence of 823 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,799 Speaker 1: life in the universe, that all things evolved towards some 824 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,800 Speaker 1: kind of human like intelligence. And in fact, there's the 825 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,560 Speaker 1: I mean, the further argument is that any complicated system 826 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,759 Speaker 1: moves towards intelligence, right, the emergence of intelligence? Right, Well, 827 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,680 Speaker 1: what what do you mean by that? Like? What other 828 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,920 Speaker 1: than life? What do you mean? Um, I've heard this 829 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:10,000 Speaker 1: argument in terms of of of artificial systems, but that 830 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,640 Speaker 1: even even systems, And this is where he gets, you know, 831 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,879 Speaker 1: kind of out there outside of biological life, that that 832 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,040 Speaker 1: the universe itself is a complicated is a complex system, 833 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:23,879 Speaker 1: and an intelligence must emerge from that system. Okay, so 834 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,840 Speaker 1: that if you have like a wave action acting on 835 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,920 Speaker 1: a bunch of different rocks, creating vortexes of current at 836 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:36,120 Speaker 1: the shoreline, eventually that start God exactly, I like that. Yeah, 837 00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,000 Speaker 1: I'm partially convinced. I'm not quite sure what I think 838 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,480 Speaker 1: about Conway Morris. He's obviously a smart and well respected scientist, 839 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,200 Speaker 1: but I think a lot of people disagree with him 840 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,879 Speaker 1: quite strongly on this argument. He makes one more thing 841 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,840 Speaker 1: I wanted to end on I thought was interesting. Earlier 842 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,440 Speaker 1: we mentioned the Ceti researchers Seth show Stack, and in 843 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,400 Speaker 1: two thousand eleven he gave an interview to Popular Science 844 00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,160 Speaker 1: where he said some things about alien body plant that 845 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,200 Speaker 1: actually some of them I found pretty interesting. One of 846 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,840 Speaker 1: them was referring back to this thing about size that 847 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,680 Speaker 1: inspired this episode. He was talking about the maximum size 848 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:14,000 Speaker 1: of aliens, and he was sort of arguing against these 849 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:18,080 Speaker 1: gigantic world size aliens or even probably maybe even against 850 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:23,879 Speaker 1: the sandworm due definitely planet from Marvel would be right out. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, 851 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,960 Speaker 1: Because he says, if you keep making an animal larger, 852 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,360 Speaker 1: its strength increases as a square of its size, but 853 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:34,080 Speaker 1: its weight increases as a cube of its size. So 854 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,440 Speaker 1: as you keep scaling up, weight becomes too much for 855 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,840 Speaker 1: even a strong animal. And according to him, this is 856 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,600 Speaker 1: unlikely to be a problem specific to Earth. This is 857 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,560 Speaker 1: a problem in physics and engineering that you would encounter 858 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,000 Speaker 1: on any planet. Yeah, and it's one of the reasons 859 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,640 Speaker 1: why you start, if you start throwing a lot of 860 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,320 Speaker 1: science at King Kong. It falls apart. I mean literally, 861 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,440 Speaker 1: the monkey falls apart, right, it is not strong enough 862 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:01,759 Speaker 1: to lift its bones. Furthermore, I don't know if do 863 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,920 Speaker 1: you think the buildings that climbs would be strong enough 864 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,880 Speaker 1: to support it? You know, I've never seen anyone crunch 865 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,120 Speaker 1: that data. You know that we tend to focus more 866 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,360 Speaker 1: on the structural engineering project. Yeah, are there what? What 867 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:19,120 Speaker 1: buildings out there are essentially rampage proof? Another one, this 868 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:23,080 Speaker 1: is a direct quote. Heads are a good deal. Yeah, 869 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,160 Speaker 1: he's a show stack. He thinks that heads are a 870 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,960 Speaker 1: common feature that you'd find on alien land animals. And 871 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,279 Speaker 1: I think his argument is really interesting. It would sort 872 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,680 Speaker 1: of be the cup holder of the animal body plan, 873 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,319 Speaker 1: you know, like it's a car. You can't sell a 874 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,360 Speaker 1: car without a cup holder. You can't have an you 875 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,200 Speaker 1: can't have an alien without a head. Yeah, I mean 876 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,480 Speaker 1: this is basically the sensory array of any organism. And 877 00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,440 Speaker 1: uh yeah, I've actually looked into this before. Um in 878 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:53,440 Speaker 1: uh doing various monster monster the weak monster science stuff 879 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,440 Speaker 1: for the for the website. You know, you'll see like 880 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,040 Speaker 1: a two headed monster in fit in fiction, or you'll 881 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,600 Speaker 1: see a no headed mind stern fiction, and you ask yourself, 882 00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,840 Speaker 1: was this possible. Is there anything in the natural world 883 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:08,719 Speaker 1: that conforms uh to this model and uh and generally 884 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,080 Speaker 1: that there isn't you get into like two headache organisms? 885 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,000 Speaker 1: Why would it have two heads? And that seems counterproductive? Yeah, 886 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,399 Speaker 1: the best you could really get into is you don't 887 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,319 Speaker 1: want to debate about what your body is gonna do, right, Like, 888 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,520 Speaker 1: the best you can get into is, essentially you could 889 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,719 Speaker 1: have an organism with some of its sensory material on 890 00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:31,319 Speaker 1: one stalk and other sensory material on another stalk. But 891 00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,600 Speaker 1: other than that, there's just no evolutionary reason for two 892 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,680 Speaker 1: heads or for a species to be conjoined by its 893 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,360 Speaker 1: very nature. Well, show Stack makes a good argument actually 894 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:44,279 Speaker 1: against even the sensory stalks because he he says that 895 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,280 Speaker 1: basically is a head. We're talking about a consolidated housing 896 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,319 Speaker 1: unit for the primary sense organs, which in our case 897 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,640 Speaker 1: would be things like eyes and ears, though that wouldn't 898 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:56,000 Speaker 1: have to be sensing. The visible spectrum on any planet 899 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,799 Speaker 1: would be whatever organs this alien uses to take an 900 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,920 Speaker 1: in formation about its environment. And why why would the 901 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,480 Speaker 1: primary sense organs need to be on the head. Well, 902 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,360 Speaker 1: it might seem kind of arbitrary at first, but I 903 00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,120 Speaker 1: like his reasoning, He says that heads put the input 904 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:14,840 Speaker 1: devices right next to the central processing unit for rapid response, 905 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,000 Speaker 1: and he categorizes this in terms of response time, like 906 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,200 Speaker 1: it's important to your survival that you be able to 907 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,359 Speaker 1: respond immediately to what you see. But I actually thought 908 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,120 Speaker 1: of another thing about this. It seems like less likely 909 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,680 Speaker 1: that you can have your vision impaired by damaging the 910 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,960 Speaker 1: pathways of information exchange. So if you imagine the dude 911 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,640 Speaker 1: from Pan's Labyrinth, what's that guy called has the eyes 912 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,319 Speaker 1: in his hands? Oh, I don't know, it's like that 913 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,960 Speaker 1: the paleman or something like that, and that might be it. 914 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,200 Speaker 1: So he's so this monster has got eyes in his 915 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,440 Speaker 1: palms and he's walking around looking around with his hands. 916 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,719 Speaker 1: On one hand, that seems kind of cool, like you 917 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,120 Speaker 1: can peek around a corner with your hand. But on 918 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:57,839 Speaker 1: the other hand, you could probably blind this guy by 919 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:02,479 Speaker 1: injuring his arms. That's not something you'd want. Yeah, Also, 920 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,160 Speaker 1: like how does he cut up peppers for dinner? You know? 921 00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:09,319 Speaker 1: I mean there's just a number of problems that stem 922 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:13,000 Speaker 1: from that. Yeah. Yeah, So you wouldn't want this long, exposed, 923 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,800 Speaker 1: kind of vulnerable path of information exchange from your primary 924 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,719 Speaker 1: sense organs to the thing that needs to receive them. Yeah, 925 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:23,799 Speaker 1: plus the transfer of of those neural signals from from 926 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:28,879 Speaker 1: touch from pain uh four different uh accent pathways. When 927 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,080 Speaker 1: you say stub your toe, uh, it takes time for 928 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,399 Speaker 1: that for that signal to reach the brain. Now, it's 929 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,160 Speaker 1: a very small amount of time. Um, and it varies 930 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,240 Speaker 1: depending on the type of sense data. But but there 931 00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:45,560 Speaker 1: there is a delay. And in the evolutionary scheme of things, Um, 932 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,680 Speaker 1: you know, the body is going to again, it's gonna 933 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,160 Speaker 1: be lazy, it's gonna go with the path of least resistance. 934 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,799 Speaker 1: So it's easier just to to cut down that that 935 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,920 Speaker 1: delay time as much as possible. Yeah. I think he 936 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,000 Speaker 1: makes that point pretty convincingly. The the other thing he says, 937 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,759 Speaker 1: I think this is into thing too. Despite the fact 938 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,799 Speaker 1: that he's very pro head, he characterizes the number of 939 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,839 Speaker 1: limbs we have is pretty much happenstance of evolution, Like 940 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,800 Speaker 1: that's just a fluke. We have four limbs because we 941 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,239 Speaker 1: evolved from four lobed fish, but we could have had 942 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:18,239 Speaker 1: any other number of limbs. Though somehow, I don't know, 943 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,239 Speaker 1: four limbs seems economically primed to me, Like if you 944 00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:25,600 Speaker 1: have an animal with less than four limbs. It seems 945 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,640 Speaker 1: like you couldn't evolve an intelligent animal with two limbs, 946 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:33,440 Speaker 1: because they wouldn't have tool manipulating uh you know, like 947 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:37,799 Speaker 1: grabby grabby things whatever those be. Well, it instantly makes 948 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,040 Speaker 1: me think though about giraffes and elephants, um, because of 949 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:45,960 Speaker 1: course the elephant has a highly tactile trunk, uh, and 950 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,160 Speaker 1: then the giraffe has a pretense prehensile a tongue. So 951 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,960 Speaker 1: I could I could imagine alien species who say, I 952 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,960 Speaker 1: only have two legs and they walk on them, but 953 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,719 Speaker 1: then when it comes to using their computers or what 954 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,880 Speaker 1: have you, they rely on their trunk, they rely on 955 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,640 Speaker 1: their their their draft like tongue. In fact, in one 956 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,680 Speaker 1: of the culture books in Banks has an elephant type 957 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:11,080 Speaker 1: creature that has two trunks I remember correctly, and those 958 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:17,600 Speaker 1: are its primary manipulation uh limbs. Man. That's fascinating. Yeah, 959 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,839 Speaker 1: it just highlights actually how poor our imagination is, because 960 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,200 Speaker 1: I was thinking, yeah, yeah, you need hands, but you 961 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,759 Speaker 1: could I don't know, you could have a tail, and 962 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,640 Speaker 1: then you could have a tail that over time grew 963 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,319 Speaker 1: a fork in it and it had prehensile forks, and 964 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,840 Speaker 1: then you could basically have tentacles on land. Let's not 965 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,400 Speaker 1: count out ear lobes. You know, we take them for granted, 966 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,880 Speaker 1: But there could be a species out there on a 967 00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,480 Speaker 1: artist in alien world and those are its primary you know, 968 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:45,279 Speaker 1: tactile instruments. I have a question, do you think it's 969 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:50,960 Speaker 1: really all that advantageous to have like four arms? Like, 970 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,719 Speaker 1: would would Goro have a real advantage as an organism 971 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:58,919 Speaker 1: outside of the sacred rights of Mortal Kombat? Yeah? Why 972 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,120 Speaker 1: would Goro? What? What was he? A showcan? Is that 973 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,080 Speaker 1: his species? I don't recall? Um? Yeah, why why is 974 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:11,239 Speaker 1: this model evolved? Um? Well mhmm, yeah, he certainly has 975 00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:15,160 Speaker 1: an advantage against humanoids, and maybe he had if I 976 00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,120 Speaker 1: if I remember correctly, his his species sort of ancestral 977 00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,160 Speaker 1: enemy is essentially a centaur right of a big Oh 978 00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,879 Speaker 1: is that right? Yeah? The one in the third Mortal 979 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,880 Speaker 1: Kombat film Motaro. Okay, so if they're fighting there was 980 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:31,520 Speaker 1: a third film? No, no, well, Motaro might be in 981 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,719 Speaker 1: the films too, But in the third game of Taro's 982 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:37,040 Speaker 1: like a coo role of being like the sub boss. 983 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,479 Speaker 1: So I was about to leave work and go watch 984 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,000 Speaker 1: the third Mortal Kombat film. I think he shows up 985 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,160 Speaker 1: in it, you would probably not be surprised. But so 986 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,600 Speaker 1: maybe there is an evolutionary advantage to having a second 987 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:52,560 Speaker 1: pair of arms if you're having to grapple with uh. Yeah, 988 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:58,120 Speaker 1: another species that has six limbs, six limb creatures, maybe 989 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:03,600 Speaker 1: that's ultimately the model of life uh on the go homeworld. 990 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,920 Speaker 1: You know, I have to come down with one sad 991 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,480 Speaker 1: prediction of my own, which is that if we encounter 992 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,600 Speaker 1: alien species, I don't think they will biologically emit rays. 993 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,759 Speaker 1: This is a thing that's often imagined, right, I can 994 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,719 Speaker 1: see them having laser guns, but I don't think from 995 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,840 Speaker 1: their bodies they will emit rays. It just seems like 996 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:28,480 Speaker 1: the energy requirements are implausible. Yeah, that's probably a safe bet. 997 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,080 Speaker 1: You're probably not going to be vaporized by their their 998 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:35,200 Speaker 1: heat vision, right, you see them, So Kryptonians are out. 999 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,439 Speaker 1: And plus if a creature has like a natural heat 1000 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:42,160 Speaker 1: vision ability, again, they why are they Why are they 1001 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,480 Speaker 1: developing the kind of advanced intellect that would enable them 1002 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,680 Speaker 1: to travel. They're just setting there blasting whatever they want 1003 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,360 Speaker 1: to eat, and if anything messes with they blast the predators. 1004 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:57,479 Speaker 1: So no problem and no reason to venture out into 1005 00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,400 Speaker 1: the void. Well, I always enjoy talking about aliens, but 1006 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,960 Speaker 1: this has been particularly fun. Robert, Yeah, yeah, I mean it's, uh, 1007 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,759 Speaker 1: it's one of those things that, like, oftentimes I find 1008 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,000 Speaker 1: myself just sort of thinking at night, and I tend 1009 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,880 Speaker 1: to more and more and more pessimistic about the idea 1010 00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:17,919 Speaker 1: of intelligent life in a sci fi sense existing out there. 1011 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:21,400 Speaker 1: But I'll often think, well, there's probably somewhere, just so 1012 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:25,600 Speaker 1: far away, there's an ocean that I can scarcely imagine, 1013 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,040 Speaker 1: and there's some sort of like slug like creature just 1014 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:34,000 Speaker 1: doing it's very basic thing, and it's it's incapable of 1015 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,880 Speaker 1: knowing me, incapable of imagining me. But it's out there somewhere. Well, 1016 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,480 Speaker 1: not to open a whole other can of sandworms, but 1017 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:44,160 Speaker 1: there are I mean, their their whole environments we haven't 1018 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,800 Speaker 1: even really discussed in this. I mean we're talking about 1019 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,720 Speaker 1: sort of like surface dwelling creatures that might be in 1020 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,560 Speaker 1: the water, or they might be walking around on some 1021 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,600 Speaker 1: kind of hard, rocky surface of a planet. There's also 1022 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,280 Speaker 1: the idea that's pretty common is that well, what if 1023 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,760 Speaker 1: gas planet it could be inhabited but basically floating or 1024 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,960 Speaker 1: flying aerostatic types of creatures that that move up and 1025 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,200 Speaker 1: down in the thick, dense, fluid like atmosphere of gas 1026 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:14,480 Speaker 1: and a gas planet. Essentially Jovian jellyfish. Yeah. I can 1027 00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,240 Speaker 1: see something like that too, though with those I also 1028 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,480 Speaker 1: don't know, if you know, would technology evolve, would would 1029 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:23,640 Speaker 1: something like that create tools if they don't have hard, 1030 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,480 Speaker 1: rocky materials to make tools out of. Yeah, what would 1031 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,400 Speaker 1: their technology consists of? Perhaps it would be entirely organic 1032 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,600 Speaker 1: or yeah. It just it just blows the mind to 1033 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,920 Speaker 1: try and think about it. But that's why we keep 1034 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,240 Speaker 1: coming back around to it. One. We we keep envisioning 1035 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,760 Speaker 1: all these different fantastic aliens. You know, essentially giant and 1036 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,520 Speaker 1: small aliens are not any different than the giants and 1037 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:48,680 Speaker 1: dwarves that inhabit our mythologies and folklores. But as we 1038 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,520 Speaker 1: look into the future with them, we take we take 1039 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:54,000 Speaker 1: more and more of our scientific quandaries and apply them 1040 00:58:54,040 --> 00:59:00,000 Speaker 1: to the creation. Yeah, all right, So there you have it. UH, 1041 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:05,960 Speaker 1: Space Faring Bears considerations UH on the size of aliens 1042 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,760 Speaker 1: and the populations of of aliens elsewhere in the universe. 1043 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,760 Speaker 1: As always, if you want more information on this episode, 1044 00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:17,320 Speaker 1: if you want more episodes, if you want blog post videos, 1045 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,080 Speaker 1: links out to our social media account such as Facebook, Twitter, 1046 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,280 Speaker 1: and Tumbler. Head out over to stuff to Blow your 1047 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,880 Speaker 1: Mind dot com. That's the mothership and that's where you 1048 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,480 Speaker 1: will find all of it. In the Landing Patriot. 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