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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? Shots about to hit

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Speaker 1: the fan?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to on sanctioned Thursdays, are wrestling with fready.

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Speaker 3: What's up everybody? Welcome back to unsanctioned Thursdays. And today

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Speaker 3: we have a little fun, have a little chat. But

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Speaker 3: we're gonna start with a little I'm gonna start sharing

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Speaker 3: some of our text chains, at least the stuff we

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Speaker 3: can share. And this week I had a buddy who

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Speaker 3: sends me like shitty band names, right, like made up

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Speaker 3: band names, like violence and Peace is the name of

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Speaker 3: a band, but it's not. So this's just all fake bands.

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Speaker 3: And he looks them up to make sure they're not real,

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Speaker 3: and I said, that's funny. I do that with another

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Speaker 3: buddy of mine where I come up with bad NXT names,

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Speaker 3: because I feel like NXT comes up with the worst

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Speaker 3: wrestler names in the history of wrestling and all of

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Speaker 3: professional wrestling.

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Speaker 1: There are no worse names than the names in NXT.

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Speaker 3: It's one of the reasons I couldn't like watch and

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Speaker 3: take it seriously because the names were ridiculous. You have

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Speaker 3: a Steiner son and instead of calling him a Steiner son,

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Speaker 3: you call him bron Breaker, which to me is like brickman,

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Speaker 3: Like that's the kind of names that they come up with.

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Speaker 3: So I have a couple. I have a luchador name

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Speaker 3: and I have my regular name. I know our producer

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Speaker 3: Alex has some names. I don't know if Jeff has

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Speaker 3: the names we can I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know this stuff. I've always wanted to be Jeff

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Speaker 1: jack pot Dye. Yeah, but that's too good.

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Speaker 3: That's good. You wouldn't be on NXT with that, You'd

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Speaker 3: be in w w E. You'd be on Monday Night

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Speaker 3: Raw Baby on the Live show. So you got to

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Speaker 3: come up with a shitty name. I pitched you one.

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Speaker 3: I pitched you Crispin Adonis. That was pretty shit, or no,

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Speaker 3: Crispin Antonius was that's what your name would be. That's

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Speaker 3: pretty shitty. But you got to be super buff and handsome.

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Speaker 3: You gotta love yourself. You gotta be like out there

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Speaker 3: with the Rolex watch and shirtless, like for no reason,

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Speaker 3: like that's what That's what Chris Binenton.

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Speaker 1: Would look like.

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Speaker 3: Very oily, if I very oily, if I debuted, my

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Speaker 3: name would be Skip Blister. That's my name because I

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Speaker 3: try to think of what would be the worst of

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Speaker 3: the worst and I'm not joking. As long as you

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Speaker 3: guys don't wreck it and spoil it and like repost

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Speaker 3: this and aggregate it, I'll bet you you see NXT

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Speaker 3: come up with some of these names on their own.

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Speaker 3: If you say the name, they won't ever do it.

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Speaker 3: But if you don't, in like six months, you're going

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Speaker 3: to see a developmental talent come up and his name's

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Speaker 3: going to be and in the red corner they don't

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Speaker 3: say red corner and in the other corner skip blister

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Speaker 3: versus bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, it is so bad, and that's why it's

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Speaker 1: so great.

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Speaker 3: So I want you guys to hit us up on

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Speaker 3: social media Wrestling with Freddy and on Instagram and give

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Speaker 3: us your shitty names and I'll read them out here

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Speaker 3: if they make me laugh, and they will make me laugh,

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Speaker 3: because all these names make me laugh. It can be anything,

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Speaker 3: you know, they're all look, they're all bad. And I

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Speaker 3: don't want to like bash anybody's working name out there

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Speaker 3: more than I already. But you know who I'm talking about,

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Speaker 3: and you know who you are, and you know you

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Speaker 3: don't like your name. I remember when dolfh Ziggler debuted,

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Speaker 3: he did not like that name and I don't know

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Speaker 3: how the dude got it over.

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Speaker 1: He just happened to be great fameworkers.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: I fought against it in the room and literally called

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Speaker 3: out the writer who named I was like, you're stealing

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Speaker 3: Dirk Diggler from poulpe from from Boogie Knights, Like, get

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Speaker 3: out of here, man, we can't do that. And that

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Speaker 3: made Vince concrete it even more and he's like.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly why we're doing it.

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Speaker 3: And some because he's one of the best workers in

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Speaker 3: the history of the business, he got the name over.

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Speaker 3: But it's names like that to drive me crazy, and

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Speaker 3: I thought Skip Blister would be one of the best.

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Speaker 3: Our producer thought it would be cool to expand it

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Speaker 3: into the Luchador universe. And our producer Alex calls himself

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Speaker 3: El Changkla Vengalore and his finisher would be El Castigo

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Speaker 3: de la Chankla. So if you don't know what a

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Speaker 3: chankla is, it's basically a sandal or a flip flop,

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Speaker 3: and a lot of like Puerto Rican grandma's and Mexican

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Speaker 3: grandmas and El Salvadorian grandma's and just Latino grandma's in general,

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Speaker 3: wheeled THESEUS weapons the way old school moms wielded spatulas

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Speaker 3: and wooden spoons to whoop their kids ass, or your

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Speaker 3: dad would get a belt and put it to your hat.

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Speaker 3: This is what the Latino, the Latina mothers and grandmothers

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Speaker 3: would do. They would throw it at you like a boomerang,

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Speaker 3: and somehow it would probably come back and they'd catch it,

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Speaker 3: which would probably scare you, or they just whip your

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Speaker 3: ass with it, or whip your back or the back

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Speaker 3: of your hamstrings, like anywhere where it would just be

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Speaker 3: flat and stingy. And so that's what he's picking. So

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Speaker 3: to our Latino audience, they already knew all that my

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Speaker 3: name would be l chap pussetto, which depending where you're from,

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Speaker 3: means different things. So like in Puerto Rico, el chap

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Speaker 3: possetto means the slob. But that kind of sucks, Like

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be the slob, Like that's not

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Speaker 3: a cool name. I'd have to be like a big

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Speaker 3: fat guy, walk out there like avalanche and just like

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Speaker 3: sit on people with my finisher like nia jacks, like

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Speaker 3: that wouldn't be cool. But in the Mexican culture, el

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Speaker 3: chap pussetto means the cheater, and I like that because

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Speaker 3: if I was a heel, that would be my go to.

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Speaker 3: I would just cheat to win, like Eddie Guerrero, And

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Speaker 3: so that's why I chose l Chap pussetto. I still

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Speaker 3: think chrisp and Antonius is a great name, but if

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Speaker 3: you want, I'll work on something better.

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Speaker 2: Bro. I think it's funny that El chankla Vengador would

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Speaker 2: be the perfect a good guy versus mister iguana.

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Speaker 1: That's sandal, that iguana, and then.

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Speaker 2: You know that is what the That's what LATINX Granny

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Speaker 2: would be hitting with their sandal also, so I think

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Speaker 2: that'd be a good little matchup.

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Speaker 3: A sandal versus iguana match would be great. That'd be

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Speaker 3: better than a kendo stick match.

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Speaker 1: What'd you call it earlier? A bamboo like a bamboo bambo?

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Speaker 3: Well, because it was in a bamboo kick like cage,

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Speaker 3: so I thought he was in with bamboo, but it

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Speaker 3: was a kendo stick. I'm dumb, all right, you guys.

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Speaker 3: John Cena's final match is coming up. It's scheduled for

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Speaker 3: December thirteenth, twenty twenty five. During an episode of Saturday

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Speaker 3: Night's Mid Event and that show is going to air

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Speaker 3: at the Capitol Won Arena in Washington, DC and will

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Speaker 3: stream exclusively on Peacock. So if you don't have Peacock,

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Speaker 3: you can't watch John Cena's final match because wrestling is

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Speaker 3: hard to watch in the modern era, hard to find,

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Speaker 3: hard to find. You got HBO for a lot of

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Speaker 3: these pay per views. Now, HBO Max whatever, however you

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Speaker 3: guys recognize.

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Speaker 1: It or call it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why they ever called it Max when

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Speaker 3: HBO was always the cooler brand than Max, Like, how

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Speaker 3: do they not just call it HB that was sodals

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Speaker 3: like Max. Max is known for skin a maax, like

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Speaker 3: late night softcore porn movies. HBO had all the good stuff,

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Speaker 3: like the movies that were cool that everybody could watch.

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Speaker 3: So I don't know why they ever called a Max.

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Speaker 3: That name sucked? Whoever did that sucks? But you can

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Speaker 3: watch this on Peacock. Also, wait, what is this?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I just read one of the notes.

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Speaker 3: So so many people apparently want Aw's Edge Cope Adam

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Speaker 3: Copeland to be the final match, but he's on a

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Speaker 3: contract so he can't show up, and it looks like

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Speaker 3: brock Lesner is gonna wrestle him at wressel paloozas.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know who his final match could be.

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Speaker 1: Could it be Randy Orton?

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Speaker 3: Their rivalries probably the biggest of theirs, But there's no

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Speaker 3: introduction of the Orton character yet into this final storyline,

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Speaker 3: So I don't know. Dude, I gotta wait a little

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Speaker 3: while and see what they're see what they're gonna.

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Speaker 1: Tell us. You got any guesses for the final opponent? Uh?

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Speaker 2: No, idea really? But rand order would be Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't know. I'm bad at pretticting that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 3: It's not Triple Ah. She's done. He can't work, he

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Speaker 3: can't wrestle anymore. I don't think it'd be Batista. He

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Speaker 3: lost tons of weight. He's doing the acting thing. The

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Speaker 3: Rock lost tons of weight. He's doing the acting thing.

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Speaker 1: Thank you all for listening. You guys are don't forget

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