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Speaker 1: This sugar mama keeps sleeping with my boyfriend. My boyfriend says,

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Speaker 1: it's no big deal. Am I the asshole for breaking

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Speaker 2: Yeah, babe, you know she just comes around. We just

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Speaker 2: like sleep together. You know. She has so much wisdom.

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Speaker 1: She has wisdom, you know, and she has the wisdom

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Speaker 1: of all the presidents Andrew Jackson, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington,

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Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln. And she just she she gives me the

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Speaker 1: wisdom in the form of all the presidents.

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Speaker 2: You know. It's it's it's what should be done. Also,

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Speaker 2: you need to stop being agis babe, Like, Yeah, just

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Speaker 2: because she's eighty seven doesn't mean that she doesn't deserve

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Speaker 2: to go to poundtown.

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Speaker 1: Old people deserve sex too.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: We've been dating for one year plus plus what we

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Speaker 1: don't know. Three months in his mom was diagnosed with

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Speaker 1: terminal cancer. Yikes. He had to move several states away.

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Speaker 1: I moved out at his request for three months, got

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Speaker 1: my own place. His mom and I go along. Amazingly,

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Speaker 1: she even left family jewelry to me in her will.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's pretty a year after a year.

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Speaker 1: Dude, that's too soon, too.

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Speaker 2: Much like give back the jewels.

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Speaker 1: So, dude, a year, you're giving family jewelry over are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Well, think about this. Uh ohp already gave her his

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Speaker 2: family jewels. But phows.

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Speaker 1: I got him here, I got me, I got him. Oh.

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Speaker 1: He told me about his friend twenty five female, who

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Speaker 1: he had to crush on in high school. Fine, that's

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Speaker 1: what the ope, he says. Fine.

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Speaker 2: Fine.

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Speaker 1: He also told me that he'd stayed at her apartment

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Speaker 1: for a night when he'd gotten there. Also, fine, whatever whatever,

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Speaker 1: But things got weird when I met her mom. So

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Speaker 1: this twenty five female's mom. We went over to hers

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Speaker 1: for dinner, and she and her mom only talked about

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Speaker 1: how close he was to them. They told me that

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Speaker 1: he'd gone over to twenty five females house, he'd stripped

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Speaker 1: down to his undies so she could do his laundry,

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Speaker 1: and that she did his hair. He'd never mentioned this.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: They have a special nickname for him and tease me

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Speaker 1: for not using it. Yo, this is like a dream though, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This is straight out of like freaking Oh, your clothes

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Speaker 2: are so dirty here like oops, I'm stuck in the

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Speaker 1: Me and my yeah, me and my hot mom are

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Speaker 1: gonna help you out of those clothes, those dirty, dirty clothes.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, this is a script reading. I feel like

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Speaker 1: all right. They have a special nickname for him. The

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Speaker 1: daughter even went upstairs to change into the same outfit

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Speaker 1: I was wearing. Guys, the mom was even more or possessive.

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Speaker 1: For months now, she's iced me out over and over.

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear from him for two days, and later

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Speaker 1: When he moved back, the mom flew in to help

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Speaker 1: and asked him to stay in her hotel room for

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Speaker 1: the night. He could have stayed at mine.

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Speaker 2: What are we doing here?

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Speaker 1: I asked, one bed or two? Oh? He said, My

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Speaker 1: suggestion was gross. She's like a mom to him, Mommy.

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Speaker 1: She keeps crossing boundaries. She takes SIPs of his drink

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Speaker 1: at dinner. When I took a bite of his food,

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Speaker 1: she immediately asked him to make her a bite. O Yi.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 1: This summer, they insisted that we all take a vacation together.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't invited. A few days ago his mother passed.

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Speaker 1: I forgot that his mom trying, and this whole I

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Speaker 1: was turned off. This cougar mom just fucked all that

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Speaker 1: from my memory. My god, he decided to stay in

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Speaker 1: his condo alone for the night. Fifties female flew in

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Speaker 1: at one am and went straight to his condo. There's

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Speaker 1: no couch and it's a one bedroom. She slept in

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Speaker 1: his bed for two days. What's the big deal?

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Speaker 2: What she going to do the floor? Oh, my god, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't see a big deal's froll? Just put a pillow

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Speaker 1: in between, you know, the classic Yeah, oh do you ever?

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Speaker 1: Do you ever do that method? The pillow?

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Speaker 2: Never did never did the pillow. I'm pretty sure. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I've definitely shared a bed with a male friend before.

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Speaker 1: Or how about how about like your sister like going

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Speaker 2: We've definitely. I can't remember before after all. The Actually,

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Speaker 2: school and he beat it off in his sleep, So

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Speaker 1: I never told him, really, I never told him beat

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I just I was

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Speaker 2: just like I had the cover, just like, oh.

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Speaker 1: God, is that you owing?

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Speaker 2: You know what? I walked into that one. I opened

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Speaker 2: the door and gave you the keys, so you got it.

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Speaker 2: You got it. There you go, guys, there it is.

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Speaker 2: He got me. He got me.

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Speaker 1: I mean you literally just.

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Speaker 2: You know what. I did this to myself. I have

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Speaker 2: no one to blame but me. I take full full responsibility.

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Speaker 1: When my like when my when I remember when like

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Speaker 1: me and my family were traveling, like my sister and

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Speaker 1: I would usually have to share the futon. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we would but pillows in between, and it was like

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Speaker 1: don't cross the pillows. Yea, we were, We were very

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Speaker 1: we instituted martial law.

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Speaker 2: It's it's like it's like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, I was shocked, but I didn't say anything.

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Speaker 1: This is not the time because his mom just died too.

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Speaker 1: He can barely talk, and he's processing his grief's processing.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me let me help you alleviate some stress.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let me give me a little massage, you know,

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Speaker 1: I could do some things that your mom never did

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Speaker 2: Oh god, You're I'm your new bomby now.

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Speaker 1: No, oh no, I can. I can make your launder.

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Speaker 1: I can make those a good laundering, and then I

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Speaker 2: I can put you in the bathtub, baby boy.

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Speaker 1: Clean right up, extra focusing, oh god, on certain parts,

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, behind your ears because you never washed those

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Speaker 1: filthy boy fifty boy. Okay. So she also told me

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Speaker 1: I ignored that and went over. Every time I tried

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Speaker 1: next to him, she took my place or made him move.

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Speaker 1: Then she got ice cream on her shirt and took

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Speaker 2: Damn, bro, this is so obvious.

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Speaker 1: Damn bro. As I was lying next to him, she

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Speaker 1: hovered over us with like with her shirt. Bro. Opie's

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Speaker 1: boyfriend has got it made in the shade. Not only

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Speaker 1: is it Ope that's into him, but it's the that

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Speaker 1: his friend, the female female, and a friend's mom.

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Speaker 2: Bro, what does this guy look like? Samuel Donner is king.

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Speaker 1: His uncle and grandparents seem to have an issue with

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Speaker 1: her too. He told me that she and his family

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Speaker 1: were fighting over him. He never stops her from crossing

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Speaker 1: can't you blame him.

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Speaker 2: He's looking at that line just like oh please cross it.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a dick move for him to not

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Speaker 1: to like to not to also to not like stop

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Speaker 2: Red blood sexual male, good god, it gets my gears going.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, he needs to solve that or I need

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Speaker 1: to eventually walk away because I can't feel like an

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Speaker 1: cruder in my own partnership forever, which is true, Like

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Speaker 1: the mom is crossing boundaries. He's letting those boundaries be crossed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not okay for the health of the relationship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got to respect her, you know, once it

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Speaker 1: Would I be the asshole to ask for some boundaries here?

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Speaker 1: Or am I just being jealous and controlling and there

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Speaker 1: is an update or some juicy updates? Oh yeah, So

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Speaker 1: would OP be the asshole to put some boundaries up

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Speaker 2: You know what? Everyone in the comments throw down what

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Speaker 2: you're thinking, But me, I am like, it's just she's

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Speaker 2: laying it on. So it's so obvious, the bite for bite,

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Speaker 2: the taking the shirt off when there's ice cream staying Like,

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Speaker 2: how do you even like you can prevent ice cream

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Speaker 2: on purpose. I don't know, like everything opious saying, you know,

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Speaker 1: A like like like sucking a popsicles, like.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Guess I have to take it off.

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Speaker 2: Oh god. But yeah, for all of those reasons, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: this woman clearly wants him. It sounds like like the

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Speaker 2: mom's daughter wants him as well.

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Speaker 1: This guy is the most fuckable.

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Speaker 2: Man there is, you know, ultra god. So I think

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Speaker 2: it's okay, And you know, I think op he could

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Speaker 2: lead just like, hey, I know, you know your mom

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Speaker 2: basically bring any more like you know, mental mental strife

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Speaker 1: Had this happen to me kind of what exact, but

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Speaker 2: To think of a fake name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my daughter would love you and then like felt

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Speaker 1: then like my girlfriend would like give all the sexual

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Speaker 1: information to her mom of our of our sex life.

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Speaker 1: It was weird as fuck. So I've been in this

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Speaker 2: Was this hey, producer Riley? Was this story submitted by

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Speaker 2: Daniel Sonner? By any chance?

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Speaker 1: It was my first girlfriend, so I had no Uh,

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Speaker 1: I had no context.

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Speaker 2: You were so green, you were so green, You're ripe

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Speaker 2: for the plant. I know, what a time, What a

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Speaker 2: time to be Samuel Donner or Damiel Sonner. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think, Oh, he's not a hill for one.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's get into the updates already. I called him

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Speaker 1: this morning. I haven't heard anything in three days. He

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Speaker 1: was asleep. Whoops. He said he would be driving back

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Speaker 1: with her either today or tomorrow. He's taking the family

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Speaker 2: Oh he's coming, all right?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, RoadHead baby. My current plan is to show

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Speaker 1: tell her she needs to get a hotel and she

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Speaker 1: can even sleep on my couch. Ugh. I like all

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Speaker 1: hour where she can't check in, but that would be preferable.

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Speaker 1: Over sharing his bed. She is not sleeping there. I

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Speaker 1: Oh damn, looks real have a safe drive. But I

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Speaker 1: I can't constantly worry about this. She can't fight to

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Speaker 1: is tough. When it's just us. Things are fantastic for

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Speaker 1: those saying leave now. I do hear you. I'm not

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Speaker 2: I'm very curious to hear what everyone thinks in the comments.

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Speaker 2: I will say I was surprised at his response. I thought,

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Speaker 2: I mean, usually in these type of stories, he's like, babe,

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Speaker 2: to hear him actually kind of I think realize though,

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Speaker 1: And even the text have felt like pretty level headed.

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Speaker 2: Pretty level headed. Yeah, there was there was there was

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Speaker 2: He's not just like all the way gone right for sure.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's probably not the worst thing

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Speaker 2: his words. I also can see now it's like, you know,

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Speaker 2: and it's like what she's doing I think is one

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Speaker 2: et cetera. Everything she's saying is right.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, everything she's saying is right. I'm just like,

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Speaker 2: it's just a tough, tough spot. What do you guys think?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to know what you guys think.

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Speaker 1: Put your answers in the comments. Would you be okay

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Speaker 1: bit much. Yeah, yeah, but hey, we don't know. We'd

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Speaker 1: love to hear from you. But what I do know

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Speaker 1: is we're going to get into this next story.

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Speaker 2: Today. I fed up by trying to seduce my boyfriend

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Speaker 2: on our cruise but ended up shiitting the bed. Literally.

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Speaker 1: That's not the kind of booty you want on the boat.

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Speaker 2: Oh goodness, gracious, it's not.

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Speaker 1: You know, you want that gold booty. You don't want

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Speaker 1: that brown dooty booty.

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Speaker 2: But do you sometimes you you do? You do certain

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Speaker 2: other very much, they want to explore. Then you know,

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Speaker 2: some do doo may enter the chat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just like like a nice little little chocolate a

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Speaker 1: saying yeah, you know it's like, yeah, lubricant lubri can't.

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Speaker 2: That's That's what I've always said, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Pooh lubricant poober knt hooper cant.

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Speaker 2: New product, KOPI just kidding. Earlier this year, my boyfriend

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Speaker 2: twenty eight male, and I twenty five female, went on

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Speaker 2: a cruise down to Mexico. It was our first big

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Speaker 2: trip together as a new couple. Congrats. Being the angel

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Speaker 2: he is, he paid for the entire thing nice. Myself,

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Speaker 2: being the poor peasant he was dragging along, made sure

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Speaker 2: to buy plenty of lingerie to pay him back in

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Speaker 2: the best way I could.

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Speaker 1: Oh baby, god man, it's about to seize some lingerie.

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Speaker 2: Look at these things I bought. I'm not gonna put

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Speaker 2: them on. I just like I just put it on. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I want to frame him.

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Speaker 1: I feel like girls are more into lingerie than guys

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Speaker 1: are into launge.

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Speaker 2: One think that that's the case.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, Riley, have you ever been like, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to see a girl in lingerie.

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Speaker 3: So I just want to see some kids. I'm just like, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's so nice in any shape or form, in a

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Speaker 3: I'm just clevelandge. Great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but but the but the main thing is is.

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Speaker 2: The the boobies. The boobies producer Riley earning his keep

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Speaker 2: and shooting up our YouTube ad sense revenue over here.

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Speaker 2: Love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually don't even know. I you know, I've

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Speaker 1: i've ever like full on lingerie. It has been like

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Speaker 2: But maybe they thought that it was fall in lingerie.

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Speaker 2: Who are you to decide?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I just like, like I feel

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Speaker 1: like I like it when it's all like off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like.

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Speaker 1: Like like I don't know if you're paying him, like

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? You know what, I think a big

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Speaker 2: like the sexual energy that like the sexual energy is high,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Nice, You know, I think women are just more into

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Speaker 1: But it's like, you know, but just know, like if

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Speaker 1: you're buying lingerie, it's not for you for him, it's

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Speaker 1: it's for you, Sam, you lingerie for yourself. The idea

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Speaker 1: that you're buying it for him is not true.

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Speaker 2: It's nice.

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Speaker 1: Nice, But you know what else is nice?

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Speaker 2: Nothing? That's true? God's lingerie?

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Speaker 1: God?

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Speaker 2: Hold on, he knew what he was doing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that's my, that's my, that's my.

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Speaker 2: That's a tad talk. We also got the drink package,

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Speaker 2: so we were nice and liquored up for a good

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Also, to preface the story, I could not poop until

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Speaker 1: Four days, How do you poop?

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Speaker 2: Like? At least once a day?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, same, at least once a day, yeah, maybe twice

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Speaker 2: Some days all like maybe my average is like six

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Speaker 1: But some days you won't poop at.

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Speaker 2: All some days every one.

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Speaker 1: Every once in a while, dude, I do a morning

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Speaker 1: poop before you're.

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Speaker 2: Probably that's smart. Running running helps a lot.

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Speaker 1: Actually, damn less than one poop a day, that's that's

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Speaker 1: really impressive. One of poop every four days is crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was wrong, something's not correct. You try shitting

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Speaker 2: on a giant rocking boat with severe anxiety about your

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Speaker 1: Fair fair When we uh there was this girl that

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Speaker 1: we had over to our villa and she refused in Bali,

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Speaker 2: No names will be given, but unfortunately Sam has given

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Speaker 2: me and Riley some very powerful context clues. Moving on,

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Speaker 2: we had group with the dinner we were with, and

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Speaker 2: afterwards we ended up on the lido deck to get

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Speaker 2: it a night. I don't personally smoke, so I saw

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Speaker 2: this as the perfect opportunity to surprise my boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Hmmm.

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Speaker 2: I excused myself after only sitting on a deck for

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Speaker 2: a few minutes and snuck back to the room, ready

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Speaker 2: to enact my devious plan.

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Speaker 1: Hmmm.

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Speaker 2: Once back in our room, I put on my most beautiful,

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Speaker 2: intricate set of emerald green lingerie that I was so

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Speaker 2: excited to show off.

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00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, LINGERIEE.

441
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, excited to show off to yourself because that's the

442
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 2: only person will ever care about it.

443
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: I'm just not a big lingerie.

444
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 2: Burden. I had a garter belt, lace, bras stockings, the

445
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 2: whole nine yards. I even put a little makeup on

446
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 2: to really sell the whole French whore. Oh god, okay.

447
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 2: I then got under the covers of the bed, but

448
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,959
Speaker 2: OPI's words not much to be reading from a story.

449
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 2: I then got under the covers of the bed we

450
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,239
Speaker 2: were sharing to make sure it was a surprise, and

451
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 2: I anxiously awaited his arrival. I was so excited for

452
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 2: the set it was my favorite color and.

453
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: Just all right again beautiful favorite color. Look at it.

454
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: She's the one that's enjoying this. Just to be clear

455
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 1: who it's for.

456
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 2: Hell'to could be wrong.

457
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm not saying he's not gonna like it. I'm

458
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: just saying it's more for you than for him.

459
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 2: Looky, looky it is? Look ay it is.

460
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: It's like it's like the same as any clothing, right,

461
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like if I wear a nice suit or something. Yeah,

462
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: like my significant others could be like, damn, he looks good.

463
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: But like it's it's like you're like feeling yourself. You're like,

464
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: I look good too. But I'm not gonna say, like, Babe,

465
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: for your birthday, I got.

466
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 2: You my suit for me. Samuel Donner just tanking our

467
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 2: ninety female audience by the second drop off retention, going.

468
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:43,360
Speaker 1: Crazy, bro, Like how it's is it not the same thing?

469
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, I would have looked good for you, baby,

470
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: so I bought myself a suit.

471
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 2: I mean it's I don't know if it's the same thing,

472
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: but I do I do think it is. I do

473
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 2: think it's from a guy's perspective. I'm I'm like, I

474
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 2: think she is more enthusiastic than I am about it.

475
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,360
Speaker 2: About the launch, I would say so yeah, yeah, yeah,

476
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: it sounds like yes ye. About twenty minutes go by

477
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 2: and I finally hear the door unlock and open, which

478
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 2: only makes me even more excited to show off. Don't

479
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 2: say anything. I get even more under the covers, just

480
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: my head poking out from the blanket. I was watching TV.

481
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: It was just really the map channel because it was

482
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: fun seeing where the boat was. That's the hilarious rate

483
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 2: of detail. My boyfriend then walks in with a huge

484
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: smile on his face, only to then lift his leg

485
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 2: and let how the loudest cheek flapping wind tunnel extreme

486
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 2: definitely have to wipe afterwards, fart myself, in utter disbelief

487
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 2: of the situation unfolding in front of me, proceeded to

488
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 2: rip off the sheets, revealing the gorgeous set of lingerie.

489
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 2: I can only imagine how red my face was in

490
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 2: embarrassment and slight anger. All the color immediately drained from

491
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 2: his face as soon as he saw the surprise, and

492
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 2: he started apologizing for tears of laughter. He then proceeded

493
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 2: to explain his actions and reasoning, stating that he thought

494
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 2: I had snuck away so I could poop in peace.

495
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 2: I was so so he didn't think she was in

496
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 2: the room even maybe or like no, maybe it was

497
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 2: like she snuck away from everyone because I guess he

498
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 2: knew that she was like contipated or whatever. So she

499
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 2: was like, oh, let me go to the room now

500
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 2: while everyone you part in the room, true, because it's

501
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 2: already smells like shit. He's like, I'm just you know,

502
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: you already started the file, continuing it. I was so

503
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 2: embarrassed that I ended up just putting my pjs over

504
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: to lingerie and just went to sleep, still in complete

505
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 2: disbelief that that had actually happened. The next morning, he

506
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 2: did make it up to me, bringing me coffee and

507
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 2: breakfast before I woke up, which is sweet, and the

508
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 2: rest of our trip was beautiful and honest.

509
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: Huge mistake, huge mistake. What he should have done is

510
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: he should have bought some lingerie for himself and then

511
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: worn it to read her in the morning.

512
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: What is it? What is what with men's lingerie? What

513
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 2: are you imagining? Paint the picture form? Nipple tassels?

514
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: Oh got dick tassel coil assless chaps? Yeah, yeah, take

515
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: a coil, Yeah, dick coil. Well, I went to a

516
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: colony once, and you're not really supposed to wear like

517
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: stuff that draws attention to your junk. But one guy

518
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: had a gold coil wrapped around his penis. It looked

519
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: like a spring that is come on, so cool, so

520
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: fucking sick, so sexy. So it was like, actually, I'm

521
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: I'm coiling right now.

522
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 2: I'm coiled up, right, I'm coiled up. What is it

523
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: supposed to do?

524
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: Huh?

525
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,479
Speaker 2: What is it supposed to do? Nothing?

526
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: No, no, no, like you think about it. Right, you're you're banging.

527
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: You got extra pork on the way back, You got

528
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: your spring.

529
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 2: I'm sure woman would love a hard spring coil.

530
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: Just that's one thing I know.

531
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 2: Lady springs the Samuel package. The women were all over.

532
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: Him and bother I'm really all right to clarify, it

533
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: was only like two.

534
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 2: Saw, only two that he accepted, the only one that

535
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 2: I only sorry, only one that I said I'm sorry.

536
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 2: That is correct, That is correct, oh baby. But the

537
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 2: rest of our trip was beautiful and honestly perfect, and

538
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 2: yes I did eventually take a poopy. We're still very

539
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 2: much together and very much in love. I just give

540
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 2: him a bit more warning before I try to surprise

541
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 2: him in that manner now and edit for some context.

542
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: It wasn't just a little fart guys like loud, smelly

543
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 2: cruise buffet fart. We were only together for a few

544
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: months beforehand, so of course I was embarrassed. It was

545
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: our first vacation together, and I just have severe anxiety

546
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: on top of everything. We ended up laughing and still

547
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: do about the whole situation. Okay, so happy ending, happy

548
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: ending in the end.

549
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: So what I've learned is no matter how much lingerie

550
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: you wear, it couldnot overcome a fart in terms of

551
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: the sexiness. Well, one fart eliminates all lingerie.

552
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 2: It cancels out in the law. Okay, yeah, can linge

553
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: yeah in this in this scenario. Yeah, but what if

554
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 2: what if she had thrown the covers off and then

555
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: he just like clenched.

556
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: The cheeks, Oh, like he like kept it in it,

557
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: kept it inside. Yeah, hmmm, I don't know.

558
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 2: Because he didn't see the lingerie first, or maybe maybe

559
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 2: he would be in such shock that it would just

560
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 2: let out like pure impulse.

561
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. What he should have done, is he I think,

562
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: or what she should have done is not hidden, just

563
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: being in lingerie, and then he would have probably been like, oh, band,

564
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: better better close those cheeks.

565
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 2: There we go.

566
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: Clinch you know, yeah, clinch it. Yeah, I guess if

567
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: any like, the one good thing about lingerie is it's like, hey,

568
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: like I'm like, this is it's the uh it's like

569
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: a like a sign like, hey like, let's let's do

570
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: the nasty.

571
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: I think it's the energy.

572
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: That's the energy. It's like to do the nasty energy.

573
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

574
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you could also just be naked too.

575
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 2: That's true. That's true. Then you put on a show,

576
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 2: you put on a show.

577
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: You can put on a show naked as well.

578
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: True, but there's more, you know, theatrics, what do you

579
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 2: mean what.

580
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 3: Not?

581
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 2: Theatrics to tat tricks, to ta tricks, that's the only yeah,

582
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 2: like what a titty existing.

583
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, that's all that needs to be. Anyway, I

584
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: would love to know why lingerie. Why put your answers

585
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: in the comments?

586
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 2: And I think we should uh undress this next story.

587
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: Let's get into it.