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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the Wold, and

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Speaker 1: best ready to go You've heard in a wild The

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Speaker 1: Jewils Show. Hello, Hey, Yeah. These kids nowadays with their

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Speaker 1: slang words the Jewil Show, They're always confusing me and

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Speaker 1: It's the Jebel Show. The reason that I did that

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Speaker 1: weird thing was because what is the wokest state in America?

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Speaker 1: Someone actually ranked the most woke states in America by

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Speaker 1: states are Oregon, Oregon, I can see that. Yeah, which

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Speaker 1: in the dictionary. It's not just something people say. According

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Speaker 1: to Webster, it means alert to injustice in society, especially racism.

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Speaker 1: webstern dictionary. But we can't really move forward here until

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Speaker 1: we know the Urban Dictionary definition of the definition of woke.

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Speaker 1: There is deluded or fake awareness, followed closely by the

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Speaker 1: act of being very pretentious about how much you care

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Speaker 1: about a social issue. So the very pretentious mommy blogging

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Speaker 1: social justice warriors are often called woke in a bad way.

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Speaker 1: I think you can be woke in a good way,

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Speaker 1: another jewbil phone frame. Good afternoon, this is one up.

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about poisoning? You had your lunch

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call from HR. No. This is actually

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Speaker 1: you and your co worker Ted set you up. We

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Speaker 1: have a dirty Little Secret and you can tell us anything.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are because we keep everybody anonymous.

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00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

423
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,679
Speaker 1: right now, I don't know if anybody's gonna remember this person,

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Speaker 1: and if this is going to be a good fake

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Speaker 1: name for the Dirty Little Secret, or if Very is

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Speaker 1: gonna look at me like who is that? But Ruben

427
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Speaker 1: Stuttered is on the phone, Rubens stuff. I feel like

428
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Speaker 1: Ruben's been on before. Do you remember Rubens? Has he

429
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: have I used that name before? Thinky? I think Ruben's

430
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Speaker 1: been on before. But Fine's Rubin. Fantasia Burno is on

431
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Speaker 1: the phone. I don't think Fantage has been on the floe.

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Speaker 1: I think she won American Idol after Ruben stutter. Yeah,

433
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Speaker 1: she's the one that broke her high heel when she won. Oh,

434
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Speaker 1: I don't know that. She's like I lost my shoe.

435
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 1: I broke my shoe. It was very hilarious. Some of

436
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 1: your references are sold, I know, give me a new one. Okay.

437
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 1: How about Goku? Goku? You got yeah, dragon do z anyone?

438
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 1: Dragon ball z Okay, Goku's on the phone, Dragon ball z, Goku,

439
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 1: no idea anyone? Goku? Do you know who you are?

440
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Speaker 1: I grew although much more flat to be Fantangio, but

441
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Speaker 1: I'll think Goku. Okay, Oh sweet, I'm glad you know

442
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: sweet Goku. What's what's your dirty little secret? I got

443
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 1: the same hair you know? Oh cool, So you have

444
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? Uh yeah, I'm I just I

445
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 1: can't tell anybody because I just feel really weird about it.

446
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: You feel weird about your dirty little secret? Okay? Not ashamed? Yeah,

447
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 1: ashamed or weird. I don't know if it's a shamed

448
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: because I like I'm in control of it, Like I

449
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: think I've got it, but I just it is. It's

450
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: just weird. It's okay, so work awkwards the word I

451
00:23:53,880 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 1: want lay it on a sister. Um, So I have

452
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 1: got such a thing for my mom's boyfriend. What oh

453
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Speaker 1: mom's boyfriend? You have a You have a crush on

454
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Speaker 1: your mom's boy No? Oh god? No? Okay, okay, so

455
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 1: you haven't flirted and tested the waters? Please don't? Are

456
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Speaker 1: you going to flirt and test the waters? I'm a

457
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: better kid than that. I wait, So how old is

458
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Speaker 1: the age difference? Is he closer to you or? Yeah? Okay?

459
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 1: Is your mom dating like a young or is he old? Yeah? No,

460
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: he's like a lot older than me. Oh oh, okay,

461
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: just a word of warning. I watched a new movie

462
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: on Netflix which actually has like this exact same plot

463
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: and the mother dies. Oh, so does the daughter killer

464
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: the daughter? No, the daughter doesn't kill her, but the

465
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Speaker 1: boyfriend does because he wants to be with the daughter.

466
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, pretty much. But then it turns out

467
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Speaker 1: that he's a leech and it's just like, like like

468
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: an actual leech. What the hell? Like a bug? What

469
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Speaker 1: are you watching? I know? Sorry? Okay, so you don't

470
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Speaker 1: think your mom's boyfriend's an actual leech pretending to be

471
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Speaker 1: a human. Do you or leech? Human? Yeah? So does

472
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Speaker 1: your mom have any idea that you have a crush

473
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Speaker 1: on her boyfriend? No? I mean, like I I've been

474
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Speaker 1: hanging out there a little bit. More so, like she's

475
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: been wondering why I'm over there? More so? Have you

476
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: always had a crush on him since you first met him? Oh? Yes,

477
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: he's Yeah, he's really good booking. He's so hot. He's

478
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: so hot. I feel like an old honky guy. Mom.

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00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over for dinner again tonight. Yeah cool,

480
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear my favorite dress. Oh, you don't enough chairs?

481
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: That's final, Tod. What's his name? What's what's your mom's

482
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: boyfriend's name? But it's not Dan's laugh. It's fine. I

483
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: think she likes salt and pepper. Yeah, do you like

484
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 1: is it? Do you like older dudes? Is that why? Often? Yeah?

485
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: And I mean yeah, I mean they are more mature.

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Speaker 1: You know, how long have they been together? For? About?

487
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Speaker 1: Three months? Oh? Not long at all? Chances still him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you got this? Yeah, you're they're definitely they are

489
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: newly dating. You definitely could move in and take your

490
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: mom's boyfriend away from her if you wanted to, you

491
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: know what would be really weird? What? Yeah? The mom

492
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Speaker 1: and daughter? Yeah? Oh oh god, what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand, The Jewel Shows Idiots in

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Speaker 1: the News And Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Monday, March first, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh.

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Speaker 1: And if you thought NFL players wind more than a

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Speaker 1: rich kid does on their sixteenth birthday when they don't

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Speaker 1: get the latest Bugatti, You're correct. Check out this ridiculous story.

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Speaker 1: A Tennessee Titans player is reportedly done with his team

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Speaker 1: because I didn't wish him a happy birthday on social media. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: spoiled rich Kins. Right offensive tackle Isaiah Wilson turned twenty

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Speaker 1: two on February twelfth. Happy birthday to him, by the way,

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Speaker 1: and according to a to Z Sports Nashville, Isaiah had

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Speaker 1: quote begun to sour about his situation in Tennessee after

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Speaker 1: the Titans didn't wish him a happy birthday. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He literally took to Twitter and said I'm done with

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Speaker 1: football as a Titan. No further comments all because his

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Speaker 1: team didn't wish him happiest be a joke. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense that somebody named Isaiah who's twenty

511
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Speaker 1: two would complain about something like that. Yeah, it does,

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you. Isaiah Wilson, he's the guy that has

513
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Speaker 1: a quarter birthday a month after his birthda's the anniversary

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Speaker 1: of my Birthday's a month anniversary of my birthday. His

515
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Speaker 1: mom definitely celebrated his hot birthday every single year, single year.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: our next story, let's send it to Alex Fresh because

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Speaker 1: on location in Los Angeles, California. Alice, Yes, and you

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00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: guys are excited, I'm sure because I'm reporting on the

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00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: Kardashians again. Yeah. Well, okay, So their final season was

522
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: filmed last year and they're just you know, releasing it now.

523
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: So things are coming out about him. And they were

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Speaker 1: sitting at dinner and Courtney and Scott and Kim and

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Speaker 1: Chris We're talking about Courtney and Scott getting married, and

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Speaker 1: Scott says, I love you and I know one day

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Speaker 1: will get married, which is crazy, Like they both have

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Speaker 1: different relationships now. They've been broken up for a long time,

529
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Speaker 1: but Scott says that he still loves her and he

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Speaker 1: knows that one day they'll get married. And she's just

531
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Speaker 1: sitting They're like yeah, you know, like said, yeah, I

532
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Speaker 1: mean she was just like whatever. He's just like thanks,

533
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Speaker 1: that's sweet. Like, but Scott's not a great guy, is he?

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00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: He is now? He is now? He is now? And

535
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Speaker 1: why do you think that Corney broke up with him?

536
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: But he's better now? Oh? Yeah, sure, I'm sure her treatment,

537
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Speaker 1: I mean, his bolt of his parents die, like, he's

538
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: gone through a tough time. Yeah, okay, well through treatment

539
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: you can get better. But I don't know him personally,

540
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: so he might not be better, right. But also reality

541
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: TV too, I'm sure it's scripted. Yeah all right, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. This is the I n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they

544
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: report the news. And for our next story, let's send

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Speaker 1: it to English Evan, who still refuses to admit that

546
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: he's faking the whole English thing so that he can

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Speaker 1: continue to get his free tea and crumpet rations from

548
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Speaker 1: the Queen. He's still sending those. Everybody's delicious, But no,

549
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: my story is actually one that quite annoys me but

550
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: might not annoy a lot of people. So you know,

551
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: mister potato head, right, I do. When I die, I

552
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: want to be cremated and put into a mister potato head,

553
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: well into the toy. Yes, it's been my life's goal

554
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,239
Speaker 1: and I will put that in my will when I ever.

555
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: I've never heard that before, so we had a conversation

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Speaker 1: about it actually on the show. I've told both of

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Speaker 1: you this before too, did he though, Yes, I have

558
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Speaker 1: a mister potato head. No, no, but I have told

559
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: both of you this, But nobody listens to what I say.

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00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: That's fine, everything I can do. Yeah, but I talk

561
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Speaker 1: a lot. I'm I know, I mean a lot. There's

562
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: a lot of just stuff that comes out of my face.

563
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Speaker 1: And most of the time you remember that you want

564
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Speaker 1: to put your ashes and potato head earn. Maybe when

565
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: I describe why, you'll remember me telling you this, because

566
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: I probably will. It kind of sounds like now that

567
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: you said that, like a little thing. I want to

568
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: I want to die, and I want I want to

569
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Speaker 1: die when I die, I want to be cremated and

570
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: I want my ashes to be put in a mister

571
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: potato head. Okay, so that whoever has my ashes, yeah,

572
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: can change my expression on a day to day basis,

573
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: so I can still have happy days and sad days.

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Speaker 1: I can still have facial hair, I can wear glasses

575
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Speaker 1: one day. Isn't that as I caught it? Yeah, you

576
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: need help. I think it's a great idea. Oh my god.

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00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: Well I'm sorry. That's that's your husband, Alex. But that's

578
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: not your story. No anyway, Sorry, My story is that

579
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Speaker 1: mister potato head is now going gender neutral and will

580
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Speaker 1: be potato head from now on, just potato head. This

581
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 1: annoys me. Why because I grew up with him being

582
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: missus potato Head. He can't just be a potato because

583
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: he has a wife too, in missus potato Head, I

584
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: have sons and daughters. But it's not called mister and

585
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: missus potato head. It called mister potato head. That missus

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Speaker 1: potato is called miss I know as far as like

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Speaker 1: the lion gozough, like every knows it has mister potato head.

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00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: I just want to mister and a missus like I'm

589
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: used to. It's the name, just the name of the

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00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: line is not Understand what you're saying, well, yeah, she's

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Speaker 1: speaking American, and I know it's hard for you to

592
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Speaker 1: understand the accent. Instead of the line being called mister

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00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: potato line, the line of like the potatoes, there's none

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00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: the boxes. No, these aren't real potatoes. I get that.

595
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: But they have mister potato head, missus potato head, baby

596
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: potato head, whatever else they have. Right, there's a line

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00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: of them, son, and it's called mister potatoes. There's a

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00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: whole fan potato head. Oh yeah, wow, head, Well hold

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Speaker 1: on a minute, yeah, hold on a minute. That's a

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00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 1: good idea. All right. So it took long enough for

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Speaker 1: me to try and explain that he did, but you

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Speaker 1: got it through. And exciting news. The potato heads are

603
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Speaker 1: just changing their name to potato that's all Evan. That's appropriate.

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Speaker 1: It's a good story. Job, ye job. That was the

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Speaker 1: i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: That's one ease. Hello, Hello, it's Lario, Hellario, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: who is it? This is Alardio, head professor at the

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Speaker 1: Art Institute. You enrolled the other day, and I'm calling

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Speaker 1: Who I am? Hellario, head professor Art Institutes. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: can you sign up? What you got? What me feel SOMETHINGI? Um?

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Speaker 1: I I'm sorry, since I since I since I since

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Speaker 1: you feel awkward? Right now? Ellario? Yes, yes, yes, And

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Speaker 1: you know what I did for you, Ellariolario, I made

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Speaker 1: um is this acquirement for this? Oh? You you enroll

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Speaker 1: in the school to come to my art school, My

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Speaker 1: art school. I know it has another name, but Elario

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Speaker 1: runs the art school. You've signed up online. I call

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Speaker 1: you to vet you, to see your art skill. And

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626
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Speaker 1: I don't speak. This is a little draw me with

627
00:33:53,040 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: your words, silly lady? Are you my word? Lario? Yes,

628
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: draw me picture with your words. I will see if

629
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: you make me feel anything. This school is not for

630
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: the lighthearted, or the easy, or the people who think

631
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: they're going to come here and create and not be challenged.

632
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: I am challenging. You make me feel with your words.

633
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: Draw me picture with language, Hellario. Oh, okay, I will

634
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: remove you are not in school in the school, so

635
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I want to host school you

636
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 1: do okay? Oh? Yes, okay. Everybody want to go to

637
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: Alario Art School. Even people who don't like art want

638
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: to go Ellario Art School. You know why Ellario is here.

639
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 1: So if you want to go to school, draw me

640
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: picture with words. Make me feel art, make me feel something, Ellario.

641
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: There's a sunflower that is sitting in a vase of

642
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,240
Speaker 1: cold water, and it's lonely and it is a lonely

643
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: want sunlight. Ellario, always happy. I feel happy for the

644
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: lonely flower. Do you feel happy for the lonely flower? Sure?

645
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: I miss my punts. I'm sorry, what did you say? Ellario?

646
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: Like the picture you'll draw so much? You make him

647
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: feel in his stomach and I have bathroom accident in

648
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 1: my punts. Elario. I'm going to frame it artwork, art feelings. Yes,

649
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: and now it has come time for Elario to reveal

650
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: to you something. Hellario. Okay, what is it that you

651
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: are wanting to reveal to me? I want to reveal

652
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: that this is a prank phone call. That's what I

653
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: would like to reveal. And your sister Nicole set you

654
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:49,959
Speaker 1: up for it. That's what I would like to reveal. Lario. Wait, or, Yeah,

655
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing a

656
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: phone prank on you, and your sister Nicole set you up.

657
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. She said that you recently applied

658
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: to go to some fancy art school and wanted me

659
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: to call up as one of the weird instructors. So

660
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 1: there you go, Lario realized, so weird? Who was weird?

661
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: You mean? The truth is, though I did mess my pants.

662
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: I love that picture. That's so good. Wake up every

663
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone pranks The Jubil Show on Demand

664
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: First Day follow up. It's always risky when you take

665
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: a relationship from like online into I r l oh

666
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: in real life I r L and I are you

667
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: know in my life we didn't know what that meant.

668
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: I mean I could have figured out real quick. You

669
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: never know, because you talked to someone online they could

670
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: be great, and then you meet him in person you're like, oh, yeah,

671
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: not so great. This was a mistake. Yeah, And I

672
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: don't know if that's what happened to Chaz who's on

673
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: the phone for a first day follow up or not?

674
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: But he decided to meet a girl that he's actually

675
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: been dating or talking to for he said in his

676
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: email two months. Oh, they decided to meet in person.

677
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: I r L and now she's not calling him back?

678
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: So did I figure out what happened? Chads? What's up?

679
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? How's he going? Man? Pretty good?

680
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: So tell us a little bit about your situation? What's

681
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: going on? Dude? Crazy? So yeah, man, Like, like in

682
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: my email, I told you guys that, you know, we've

683
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: been communicating a couple of months on social media where

684
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: we met and dude, I thought everything was fine, so

685
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: we decided to go out. So who's who's we? You

686
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: and Vanessa and I man, yeah, yeah, you know I was.

687
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: I was weardly, dude. I don't know if I should

688
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: say her name or not, so, but yeah, it's it's Vanessa.

689
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: How did you meet Vanessa? First? First of all, how

690
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: did you meet Vanessa? Well? We met on Instagram. I

691
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 1: mean I liked a couple of her picks and then

692
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: you know, she liked mine. We did that for a

693
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: couple of days and finally asked, I slid into the DMS,

694
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: you know, a good man, like a good man. Shoot. Yeah, yeah,

695
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: your email said that you were talking for like two

696
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: months before you actually met up. That's what I'm saying exactly. Dude.

697
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: We we we conversed for like, yeah, at least two months,

698
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: and we had good conversation. You know, it was a

699
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 1: lean if I thought it was, So what did you

700
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: guys do for your first date? We went out and dude,

701
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: I was like a little kid, like I was so excited,

702
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 1: like a little freaking sixteen year old my first date.

703
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: I mean, because the conversation was so good the past

704
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: two months. Yeah, So like when we went out, I

705
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: was like mister eager beaver, you know, so like I

706
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: I Ubert so no one would have to drive in case,

707
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: and we did drink. We both got a little nice,

708
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: little strong buzz on. Yeah, and two months is a

709
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: long time to be talking to somebody before meeting an

710
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: IRL forever. Like I would be excited too, I'd be like, man,

711
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: I finally get to actually meet this person. Yeah. It

712
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: was like it was like a slow pace, you know,

713
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: and it was no intentions behind it. I was just

714
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: excited to meet her. For sure. Okay, so you guys

715
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: went to dinner, and then what did you guys do after? Well, we,

716
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: since we were were you know, both kind of stumbling,

717
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: we went back to my place and dude, she actually

718
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: stayed over. Wow. Wow, wow at two months, I mean,

719
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: that's about time. You guys sleep together. Yeah. Well, no, no, no, no, no,

720
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: we just we actually just slept. I mean, you know,

721
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: we we kissed, we made out, but there was that

722
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: was it. It was just did you sleep in the

723
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: same bed? Hell yeah, we slept in the same day. Dude,

724
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: it's been months, but you guys didn't hook up, and

725
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 1: you guys were both stumbling. What did you do? Hey, hey,

726
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: we didn't hook up, but I snuggled and I yeah,

727
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: we snuggled and and and she felt what she needed

728
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: to feel. That's all I can say. Oh my god,

729
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: wow yeah still yeah, yeah, I think like you with

730
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: a big spoon, Yeah, I think what he's saying in

731
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: the normal complaint that women have when they snuggle with

732
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: a guy. It's like, hey, get that out of my

733
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: back please. All right? So, so why do you think

734
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back then? I mean, have you

735
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: guys talked since your date? How was the next morning

736
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,240
Speaker 1: she left. I mean, honestly, we will. I was groggy still.

737
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: I mean when I woke up, she was gone, what

738
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 1: and like did yeah? I mean, I mean she was

739
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: up in the morning, you know, like she got up.

740
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: I've seen your like I don't know, it's at six

741
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,879
Speaker 1: storty seven years in the restaurant. But I was still

742
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: kind of tired. So like when I finally got up,

743
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: got up like a fifteen, she was gone, I mean, no, no,

744
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: no anything? And what? Yeah? Wow? Okay, So did you

745
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: try and reach out to her that day? Dude? Yes,

746
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: I sent her a text. He enjoyed everything, you know,

747
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: looking forward to talking to you later today. She hasn't

748
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 1: talked to you at all. Nothing, dude. I've never been

749
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: ghosted like this is crazy, dude. I mean, I mean,

750
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: my gosh. I mean maybe I don't know, but like

751
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 1: there's no awkward time during the night that you can

752
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: think of. No, no, nothing. I mean I was very respectful. Okaw, well,

753
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: well play a song and then come back and call

754
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: her and see if we can figure it out for you. Okay, cool,

755
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, man, we'll do an next it.

756
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: Did you show I think I know what happened. Look,

757
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: hey Chaz, Yeah, how big is your bed? Dude? It's

758
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: a freaking queen. Okay, I think I don't know what happened.

759
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: Then I was going to see if you had a

760
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 1: king size bed. Why would that be an issue? Well,

761
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: because if you're just tuning in for the first day

762
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: fall up. Chas is on the phone and he went

763
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 1: out with a girl named Vanessa. They had actually talked

764
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: on Instagram and texted for a couple of months before

765
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: they met up, so they're really excited. They went to dinner,

766
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: she stayed over. Nothing happened, They didn't hook up or anything,

767
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: but he said that they snuggled, you know, in bed

768
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: that night, and when he woke up in the morning,

769
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: she was gone. And she hasn't talked to him since.

770
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe you had like a king size

771
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: bed and she was still lost in the sheets. O nice. No, No,

772
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: the logic, I'm single, I don't live with anybody, so

773
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: I get a queen if I hook you know, if

774
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: I start living with someone, I get married, then I'll

775
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: get a king. So I don't want to get acclimated

776
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: to a king by myself. We have no idea why

777
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back. He doesn't know, he said,

778
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: you said everything went perfect, like you can't even think

779
00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: of one thing, nothing at all. All right, well, we're

780
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: gonna dollar from him right now and see if we

781
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: can figure it out for you. Ready, Just remember, if

782
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: there is something, we'll find out. No, no, no, I

783
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: promised if there was nothing on my end at least

784
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: there was nothing. Okay, here we go, Hello him, I

785
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: speak to Vanessa. Please. This is Vanessa. I Vanessa. This

786
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: is jew Bil from the jew Bil Show. Yep. And

787
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 1: this is Alex from the Jewel Show. Wow. Why are

788
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: you guys calling me? And this is Evan from the

789
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: Jebil Show. Oh wow, there's there. We go. Okay, this

790
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: is weird am I on the radio. We all here.

791
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: You know the show? Oh yeah, I totally know the show. Okay, cool,

792
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: thanks for listening, Thank you very much. We're doing a

793
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: first date follow ups, so I'm sure you already know

794
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 1: what that is. Basically, you know what it is some

795
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: of you and on a day with someone and now

796
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: you're not calling them back. And his name is Chaz.

797
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so I know he's listening then, right?

798
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe maybe not? Another line? Perhaps? No, No, I

799
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: know how you guys do this? Chaz is on the line,

800
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: right Hi Zu finally Hey Hey Hi Vanessa? Hiy so um, yeah,

801
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: you know how the thing works. Chaz wants to know

802
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: why you're not calling him back. So now that you

803
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: know he's on the phone, because you already knew that

804
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: because you listened to the show, and do you want

805
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: to tell Chaz why you're not calling him back? Well, um,

806
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: it's just with us. I mean this, shoot me straight?

807
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 1: Why why why didn't you call me back? I'm just lost.

808
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: I thought we had a good time because you are

809
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: being honest with me honestly. What please? I mean what

810
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: what do you what are you talking about? I wasn't

811
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 1: being I was very transparent with you. Kas, just tell

812
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: me the truth about it? Okay about what? Man? What

813
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: are you talking about Vanessa? About? What? What do you

814
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: need to hear the truth about Chas? Did you lie

815
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: to her about something? No? Not, not not at all.

816
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm so lost for right now? Guys, what are you

817
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: talking about? Yea, Vanessa? What do you think? What do

818
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: you say that he's not truthful about? You haven't been

819
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: truthful about your lifestyle and what's going on with you?

820
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: Because I saw your kitchen. What Chaz, you have a

821
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: kid and you didn't tell me about it? Chaz a kid?

822
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: Are you? What are you talking about right now? Chaz?

823
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: It's really obvious. I've seen your place. Wait wait, wait

824
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: you stop. Stop? Are you talking about my freaking nephews

825
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: toys and all of his in the kitchen that he

826
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: likes to eating that I eat? Also? Are you really

827
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: talking about that right now? Vanessa? Oh, oh, my aunt?

828
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,359
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Dude? I mean, are you is that

829
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: what you're dude? You hadn't talked to me in over

830
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: three weeks since we went out. Are you seriously talking

831
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: about my nephew freaking toys and that he eats that

832
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: I eat when he got there? What are you talking?

833
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're not hiding that you have a

834
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: kike to you, it's just your nephew. Really, Yes, I

835
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: can't believe, Vanessa. Yes, my sister is a single parent,

836
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: so I help her out. I keep my nephew every

837
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: now and then cou days of a week, so I mean, hey,

838
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm a nice guy in that spect. Dude, I'm so lost?

839
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Vanessa? You could have just asked me, Vanessa,

840
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: why didn't you just oh, wow, yeah, it's my nephew.

841
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just assumed, yeah, I kid. It

842
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: seems bad. Yes, So rather than ask why there was

843
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: toys and says it sounds like I don't know. It

844
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: sounds like there was toys and stuff all over. So

845
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: you just assumed he had a kid. Rather than do that,

846
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: rather than ask him, you just decided that he was

847
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,879
Speaker 1: hiding a kid. That was the easier option for you.

848
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 1: It just made sense, I guess, Vanessa, I probably would

849
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: have done the same thing. Honestly, yeah, I probably would

850
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: have done. I want to avoid confrontationals. You guys might

851
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: not even have thought about it, though. No, Vanessa, would

852
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: you like to go on another date with Chads? We'll

853
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: pay for it? Yeah? Yeah, I would actually like to Chads.

854
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: I mean, that was real to move me to assume,

855
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I would love to go on another

856
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: date with you. Good. There you go. Oh that would

857
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: be nice. My son can't wait to meet you. Wait, no, no, no,

858
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: not yet. So I'm just Jubils First Day follow up

859
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 1: the Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's

860
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember if you have

861
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: a secret to tell us then do it text in

862
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: four one O six one, tell us you have a

863
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, and we'll let you say whatever you

864
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: want on the show. Remember, everybody stays anonymous, so you

865
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: can tell us anything. We don't even ask what your

866
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: name is. Everybody who calls in to tell us a

867
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname so that

868
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: nobody will know who you are. And on the phone

869
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: right now, Ron Burgundy, Wow, yes, it is here to

870
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. What's up, Ron, Ron Burgundy? Really?

871
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 1: You stay classy san Diego. Yeah, that's fantastic. I love it.

872
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, fantastic. So, Ron Burgundy, what's your dirty

873
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: little secrets? Mustard up in there? Bet? Yeah? I bet

874
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy has a lot of Seriously, did you choose

875
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: to tell us today? Ron does? But I just want

876
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: to say, like before I say this, I'm not crazy.

877
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: I swear, I swear. Okay, Well, we don't know you

878
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: well enough, we're gonna have to just take your word

879
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: for it all. Yeah. Yeah, this is the first time

880
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: meeting you, so we haven't a mudder. Yeah yeah, what

881
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: are you talking? Talking to you on the phone so

882
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: we don't know if you're crazy or not. Usually when

883
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: they say they're crazy, I'm not crazy. They are. Yeah,

884
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 1: that's a good point. No I'm not. I swear, I

885
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: swear I'm not. I'll take your word for it. All right,

886
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: Well you tell us your secret. How about that? You know,

887
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: the saying on this show is we don't judge you

888
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: unless you need to be judged. So this is a

889
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: no judgment zone unless you need to be judged. So

890
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: you tell us your secret and then we'll judge your

891
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: sanity level. Okay, Okay, Well I first it was going

892
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: to preface this all it's I'm a huge fan of

893
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: the show. I love it. Okay, well, thank you. All right,

894
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: now you're just setting us up so we won't rip you.

895
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: Guys are amazing, buttering you up here. Move Okay. So

896
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: I saw you, Jule and Alex driving one morning and

897
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, I felt going in

898
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,280
Speaker 1: So hold on one second. So your dirty little secret

899
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: is about us? Yes, I saw you guys driving. Okay,

900
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: once again, I'm not crazy, all right? Okay. So then

901
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: it was really early a little yeah, why it was

902
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: super early, and I was like, I pet the going

903
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: and to work, So I this is gonna sound weird,

904
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: but I decided to follow y'all into station. Oh great,

905
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: Oh you followed us into the radio station where we work.

906
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: There's like a gate in the morning, So what do

907
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: you mean. I've never seen anybody follow us before, Like

908
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: there's a gate that we have a key because I

909
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: guess super early and Alex and I are both very

910
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: paranoid people, so we probably noticed that we were being

911
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: followed into the building. No, no, no, no, I didn't

912
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: follow you into the building. I just followed you in

913
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: my car and then parked in that parking lot. Like

914
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: right there, you guys go into the parking ride. There

915
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: is a parking lot right across from our parking garage. Yes, wait,

916
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: hold on, because that's where I poked. So that's park

917
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: where they don't want to pay for parking. I think

918
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: I've seen this woman. Yeah, I see you walk into

919
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 1: work sometimes, Evan slightly worried, big fan, and it's just

920
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: like something I do. Now, you sound super sweet day

921
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: something I do. Now, I'm not really like, like, I'm

922
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: not scared. Yeah, if you were a crazy stocker, you

923
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,280
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't tell us this. But you said something I do. Now,

924
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: what does that mean? So ever since the first time. Now,

925
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: if I'm like up around that time, I just watch

926
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,439
Speaker 1: you guys go in and then I just go over

927
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: to work, Okay, I promise. Yeah, that kind of part

928
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: of your morning routine. Now, how you do it? You

929
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: should roll down your run and say hey Evan. No, no,

930
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 1: I don't think you should. You should say how to Evan? No.

931
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 1: I love how you were going to say no. I

932
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: thought she was going to say no way, and then yeah, absolutely,

933
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: she's supposed to be anonymous, but I think we're gonna

934
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: have to figure out what her name is. Yeah, we are.

935
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna be pretty obvious who it is. I think

936
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 1: Evan will take a picture with you if you're out

937
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: there straining order. No, I'm not taking a picture with you.

938
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: I appreciate you listening and everything, but come on, well,

939
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: I'll just say something the next time. Do you know

940
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: that I'm not creepy, and then maybe we could take

941
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: a picture. I'll think about it, all right, Well, thank

942
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: you for your little secret, and I guess we'll see

943
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: you tomorrow morning. Oh God, maybe what's your dirty little secret?

944
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand all experienced an awkward moment

945
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: like this it's a jewel show, not the jewel show.

946
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: That's the moment I'm about to talk about. You meet

947
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: someone new, right, and you're trying to put your best

948
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: foot forward to make a good impression. So you've got

949
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: your left foot in front because that's got the best hair, right,

950
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: And they introduced themselves to you, and you start small

951
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: talking like a champ. Yeah, yeah, how's the weather? What

952
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: sports teams do you think sport the best when it

953
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 1: comes to sporting? Your favorite STD standard questions? Right, You

954
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: guys bond and you can tell that this is going

955
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: to be an important relationship that you just formed. Then

956
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: some other people join the conversation and you have to

957
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: introduce the person that you just met, and you realize, oh,

958
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,879
Speaker 1: I forgot with their name, So you try to get

959
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: them to say their name somehow without them knowing you

960
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: forgot the name. Like hey, you get a conversation going

961
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: and hope that someone will ask them the name, but

962
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: nobody does, so you just have to be like, I

963
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: forgot your name. Yeah. Yeah, Well we've all been there,

964
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 1: but now, thanks to a new website, you'll never be

965
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 1: there again, or it could possibly make things more awkward. Yeah,

966
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: there's a new website called flowing data dot com that

967
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: has a tool to help you guess someone's name in

968
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: case you forgot it right, and it says all you

969
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: need to know is the first letter of their name

970
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 1: and the decade that they were born in, and it

971
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: will give you their name. Well, percentage is true, like

972
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: right on, don't they say? It's pretty right on? It

973
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: gives you, in percentage is what most likely their name is.

974
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 1: So the next time you meet some one and you're

975
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: out and you forget their name, you can just go

976
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: to this website, type in some information and it'll give

977
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 1: you what their name most likely is so you can

978
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: call them. Buy it. So let's see how accurate it

979
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: actually is. Okay, Okay, So we'll start with we're going

980
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: to use it. Yeah, we'll use it on us and see. Okay,

981
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: so we'll start with English. Seven. All you have to

982
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: plug in is if they're a male or female Evan male,

983
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: thank you? What they were born in the eighties? Nineties? Three?

984
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: All right? Uh, let me move the slider to the nineties. Okay,

985
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: and the name starts with and E for English Evan.

986
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's gonna give me Edwood. Wow. Okay,

987
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: so the top three that came up for you, okay, right,

988
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 1: Eric number one, right, Ethan number two? I like that name.

989
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 1: Number three Evan Oh wow, yeah, wow, okay, pretty good,

990
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: not bad? One and three shot. If you just take

991
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 1: the top three and they would have got your name, right,

992
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: if someone forgot your name, if you look, oh yeah

993
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: it was even yeah, oh my god, because yeah, actually

994
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: Alex has a good point. Yeah, if you knew their

995
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: name to start with, yeah, if they introduce themselves, might

996
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 1: job you remember enough? That's right. His name is crap. Okay,

997
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: all right, let's try Alex. Now, let's try Jubile. It's

998
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: not even gonna just gonna the computer's gonna explode. All right,

999
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: let's do Alex. Now, Alex, you are a female. I

1000
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: can verify. I'm born in the eighties and your name

1001
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: starts with an A. Well, not so much success with

1002
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: this month. The top name is Amanda. That's my sister's name. Yeah, okay, wow.

1003
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:37,760
Speaker 1: And Ashley's number two, smash Amber, Amber's number three, Slamber

1004
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 1: Amy number four, Angela Andrea Andrew that is my born name.

1005
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: Actually I guess that. Actually no, Andrew came in at

1006
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: number six, so I didn't quite get it, but that's

1007
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: still very close. Alex did change her name, so it's

1008
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: Alexandria now, but I go by Alex. Okay, so that's

1009
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: pretty close. Still kind of got it. We're going downhill though,

1010
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: all right, leaving, let's try mine. You will name it? Wow,

1011
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: my name definitely. And by the way, Jebil is my

1012
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: real name. A lot of people think it's a stage name,

1013
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: but it is actually my real name. Okay, here we go.

1014
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: I was born in the seventies. Thanks for the silence

1015
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: there the way back in the day. It's like the

1016
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 1: olden days during the wool TV. My name starts with

1017
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 1: a Jay and guess what not a single Jewil on

1018
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:29,360
Speaker 1: the list. Josh, James, Jake. Jason is number one, Jason James.

1019
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 1: You said James, right, James number two. John is number three.

1020
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: You also said John. Joseph. I don't think it's John,

1021
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: but I thought you did. Joseph is number four. That's name.

1022
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 1: Jeffrey is number Jeffrey five. Yeah, it makes sense. Those

1023
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: are all very very stamp popular JA names. Hey, Alise, Hi,

1024
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: what's up? How are you good? How are you good?

1025
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: You want to see if this will work for you?

1026
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 1: So what you called up? Okay, all right, cool one second,

1027
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: prepare for the excitement. So at lease, you sound like

1028
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I mean, it's just interesting to see how

1029
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: close it it is. Yeah, all right, So your name

1030
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: is Elise. I'm guess you're a female. Correct? Yeah? And

1031
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: what a decade were you born? In the nineties? All right? Nineties?

1032
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: And I'm putting in right now. It didn't get a

1033
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 1: lease at all? Wait it did it? Did? Hu? Ten

1034
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 1: or eleven? Yeah? Ok? Are you on the website? Now?

1035
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: Alex is on the website. It's like ten or eleven,

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Speaker 1: so all the way down there. It's not bad. First

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Speaker 1: name is Emily and Elizabeth. I was going to say

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Speaker 1: that in erin an Emma or an Erica, but at lease,

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Speaker 1: it's all the way down there, so okay, I just

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Speaker 1: want to see how it would work. Sorry, at least

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Speaker 1: about that. What was your name again? So thanks for

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Speaker 1: calling in Emily, It was Erica. This website says your

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Speaker 1: name's Emily, so thanks for calling. Now, all right, thanks

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Speaker 1: for calling. Thank you. Do you want to know my

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Speaker 1: way of remembering someone's name? Yes, yes, I relate it

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Speaker 1: to something. So if they called like Eric, I will

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Speaker 1: then rhyme it with like schmerrik so in your head,

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Speaker 1: in my head, yeah, and I'll do it like over

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Speaker 1: and over again. Do you know how I remember names?

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Speaker 1: I don't. Your phone, Frank's coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes. It's a jewel show.