1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:02,279 Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 2: Milora Malorda, The craziest people in America come from the 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,959 Speaker 2: Bronx and all of Florida. 4 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida man attacked an 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: much money. 7 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 3: Florida man is arrested after that says he rigged the 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 3: door to his home in an attempt to electro het 9 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:22,240 Speaker 3: his pregnant lights. 10 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,159 Speaker 1: Police arrested in Orlando man for. 11 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 2: Talking a Famina the Breakfast Club bitch you donkey of 12 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 2: the day with Charlamagne, a guy. 13 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all 14 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: like this. 15 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 2: It ain't me, little duval as y'all Okay, donkey today 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,279 Speaker 2: for Tuesday, March seventeenth, goes to a thirty five year 17 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 2: old Florida. 18 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 1: Man named Aaron Jablonski. 19 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 2: Okay, what does your uncle y'alla always say about the 20 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 2: great state of Florida? 21 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 1: Say it with me. 22 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 23 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 2: all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, I 24 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 2: think that we have to understand Florida is always going 25 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 2: to be Florida, and the things that happen in Florida 26 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 2: don't make sense to the rest of the world. 27 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: Okay. For example, folks love karaoke. I love karaoke. Do 28 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: you love carry yoki? Nvu love karaoke? 29 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 2: I don't love it as much as most, Okay, but 30 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 2: I do love karaoke, and I'm talking about actual karaoke 31 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 2: with folks sing along to the music with a microphone 32 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 2: with lyrics on the screen. Last time I did actual 33 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:15,119 Speaker 2: karaoke was with Drea and Lex from the Paul Mines 34 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,119 Speaker 2: podcast Wrap on the Clues Bumps for Drea and Okay, 35 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 2: I was in their studio bodied Mary J. Blige Be Happy. 36 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite songs of all time. Easy 37 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 2: work for me with without the lyrics on the screen. Now, 38 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 2: I don't mind a good sing along when we had 39 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 2: a concert, are in a party and the song is 40 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 2: playing and we all in this singing off key. 41 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: I love that. But the actual karaoke of it all 42 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: with the lyrics on the. 43 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 2: Screen, that's too much pressure, man, you know, gives me 44 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 2: performance anxiety. 45 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: Okay. 46 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 2: Ain't nobody got time for their cortisol levels to be 47 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 2: elevated unnecessarily, but clearly what I think doesn't matter, because 48 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 2: there are people who take karaoke seriously and Aaron Jablonski 49 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 2: is one. 50 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 1: Of those people. 51 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 2: Let's go to BC Bagley six thousand and seven IG 52 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 2: page for the report please. 53 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 4: Aaron Jablonski, thirty four years old, was arrested for allegedly 54 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 4: firing a gun outside a clear Water floor to bar 55 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 4: when the karaoke machine stopped working. Police say Jablonski, a 56 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 4: convicted felon, pulled a glock on another patron who tried 57 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 4: to calm him down, and then fired around. He was 58 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 4: arrested on felony charges of aggravated assault and a legal 59 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 4: firearm possession, with this bond set at forty thousand dollars. 60 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 4: The smoking gun has reported a judge ordered him to 61 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 4: have no contact with the victim and stay away from 62 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 4: the bar. 63 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: Well tell you something there than the song Alive. 64 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 2: I want to sing that bad okay not one and 65 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 2: I got certain songs that when I hear I have 66 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 2: to stop everything. 67 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 1: It's just in my soul. Mary J. 68 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 2: Blige, Be Happy, Mary J Blige, My Life Sold for Real. 69 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 2: Candy Rain, the Heavy d In track Master's Remix. Okay, guy, 70 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 2: I like all right new edition if it is in Love, 71 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 2: Bobby Brown, Every Little Step, Crime, Bob knutsk if You Buck, 72 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 2: Regina Bell, God is Good, Young. 73 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: Dolph, one hundred Shots. Those are songs that do something 74 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: to my spirit too. 75 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 2: No matter where I am, Okay, no matter what I'm doing, 76 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 2: I'm gonna pause my day to enjoy those records. 77 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: But I ain't going to jail for none of them. Okay. 78 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 2: If the music is that bad, just leave and guess 79 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 2: what he did leave. That's the sad part. Aaron left 80 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 2: the bar. People tried to get him to calm down, 81 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 2: but instead of cooling off, he. 82 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:15,799 Speaker 1: Pulled out a glock. 83 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 2: God will give you multiple chances to make a different choice, 84 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 2: and some humans have just held bent on not making 85 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 2: the correct choice. 86 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: Okay. In destiny, it's not a matter of chance, it's 87 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: a matter of choice. Okay. 88 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 2: In fact, Aaron decided to let a shot off in 89 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 2: the air, and it was illegal for him to possess 90 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 2: a handgun because his rap sheet was longer than. 91 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker's face. Okay. 92 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 2: He had a twenty twelve felony conviction for battery on 93 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 2: a law enforcement officer. He was convicted at DUI disorderly conduct, theft, 94 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 2: resisting an officer, okay, with violence, and violating information. 95 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: So yeah, he had no business with a gun. Okay. 96 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 2: Now, it's two other things that are bothering me about 97 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 2: this story. One, they didn't tell us what else? 98 00:03:59,280 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: Okay? 99 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 2: What else was this dude on? Because it couldn't have 100 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 2: been that he was just mad? You know what that 101 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 2: the karaoke machine wasn't working. I know he had to 102 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 2: be on drugs. Okay, Jess, what's the drugs you named 103 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 2: this morning? You're trying to get off? 104 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: Wow, weed, marijuana, and edibles. 105 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 2: It was one more. It ain't none of them, Okay. 106 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,479 Speaker 2: I know what cocaine sounds like. And Aaron is the 107 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 2: first ballot Hall of Fame sniffle, all right, there's no 108 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 2: way on God's green Earth, okay, even though he is 109 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 2: from Florida that he wasn't indulging in the finest of 110 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 2: book of sugars. 111 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 1: Okay. The second thing is what song did he want. 112 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 2: To hear so bad that he got mad and pulled 113 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 2: the glockout and fired a shot in the air. 114 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: Okay. 115 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 2: His karaoke song of choice remains a mystery, but I'm 116 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 2: going to assume since it's Florida and because of the circumstances, 117 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 2: his favorite artist is Gun and Play. 118 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 1: Please give Aaron Jablonsky the biggest he huh, that's crazy? 119 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: Oh God, yes, I see the glimmer in your eyes. 120 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: Let's play a game up. Guess what race is? 121 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 2: Aaron Jablonski from Florida got upset because the karaoke machine 122 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,159 Speaker 2: wasn't working. 123 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 1: They tried, they took him outside, tried. 124 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 2: To cool him off, and instead he pulled out his 125 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 2: glock and shot his glock in the air. 126 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:20,280 Speaker 1: DJ Envy, guess what race is? This is a tough one. 127 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: We'll tell you why. Right. 128 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 3: If you go to a karaoke joint, who do you 129 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,679 Speaker 3: usually see? That's what I'm thinking, But then it doesn't 130 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:31,720 Speaker 3: fit with the last name. 131 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: What do you usually see when you go to a 132 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:34,840 Speaker 1: karaoke joint? 133 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 3: Karaoke places that goes to I see Asians and black people. 134 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 3: I see mostly Asians at the karaokes behind really wrestle 135 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 3: all the time, But I've never heard of Asian with a. 136 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: Last name. You got open congo style? Okay, I didn't 137 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 1: say that though. 138 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 3: That's not my answer because because said Jablonski. Then you said, 139 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 3: pulled out a clock. 140 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:09,360 Speaker 1: Shut up. Everybody carried blocks, man, stupid stereotype. You said, 141 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:13,840 Speaker 1: everybody likes karaoke. Everybody likes blocks. That's why. That's what 142 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 1: you're messing up. Because it don't matter when it's race 143 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 1: in Florida. It's Florida. Okay, but go ahead, but I've 144 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 1: never heard of an age in Jablonski. 145 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 2: So I gotta go, wow, wow, the way you think 146 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 2: about you, we're not your people. 147 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 1: They not even people. 148 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,720 Speaker 2: Aaron Jablonski, okay from Florida pulled out a block because 149 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 2: the karaoke machine was. 150 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,719 Speaker 1: Not working and shot shot in the air. Just hilarious. 151 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 2: Guess what race is Polish? 152 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: Why? Why? Why Polish? Origin of the origin is Polish Jewish. Yeah, 153 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: I want to change my answer. No, you can't do that. 154 00:06:59,240 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 1: I want to go white. 155 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 2: I just would like just Larriis to know that she 156 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:10,640 Speaker 2: is absolutely correct. Man's white. Imposed people are white. 157 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:16,400 Speaker 1: I'm just I don't know what his ethnicity is, but 158 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 1: he's white. 159 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 3: Like his last name is ma Calve like you would think, yeah, Irish, 160 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 3: my last name is Casey. 161 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: Slave masters whatever. They did not even black like More 162 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 1: is not black. Casey is not black, right, but he's not. 163 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 1: He's a Dominican. I am forget it. I knew it 164 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 1: though I knew Gronkowski. 165 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 3: Anything with an Ouski and anky is definitely Polish Jewish. Yeah, 166 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 3: I got that one wrong. Damn all right, Well, thank 167 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 3: you for that. Donkey Today. Now, when we come back, 168 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 3: comedian Rip Michaels will be joining us. 169 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 1: You know him from Wilding Out. 170 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,360 Speaker 3: He has a huge show he's doing April fourth in 171 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 3: the city and he's also looking for heart. 172 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 2: Like, really, stop saying that, like he's the goddamn tin man. 173 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 2: This man had had had. 174 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: A cardio back. I feel I hate when you say that. 175 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 1: I just don't like when you talk. To be honest 176 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 1: with you, it is like you're. 177 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 2: Saying like somebody will call up and give him one 178 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 2: or something like that, like it's so generous. 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