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Speaker 1: Zach you have on air off on Channel six.

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Speaker 2: I do, Daniel, thank you for checking in. That's very

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Speaker 2: responsible of you as the engineer of the show.

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Speaker 3: It's the least I can do.

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Speaker 2: I'm recording, are you I'm recording. I got a red

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Speaker 2: bull because I needed a little umph for this feel that.

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Speaker 3: I just wanted the ship to end. I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 3: I just wanted it to end. I didn't oh man.

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Speaker 3: And it's touch a touchy topic, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: People go through cancer throughout the world, and I'm watching

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Speaker 3: this shit and I'm like, how much longer is this? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Was not good.

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Speaker 2: It's the penultimate episode of Scrubs ever. Donald Crazy and

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Speaker 2: Ken Jenkins last episode of Scrubs.

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Speaker 3: He was great.

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Speaker 2: I learned that on Scrubs Wiki. Who's talking in your apartment?

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Speaker 1: Danel it's Stephanie the background.

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Speaker 2: Can you ask Stephanie not to talk when we're recording

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Speaker 2: a podcast?

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Speaker 4: No, she has to work.

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Speaker 2: You know they have these things, Daniel. I saw them

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Speaker 2: on the interweb. You you put it over your mouth

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Speaker 2: and you can talk, but no one in the room

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Speaker 2: can hear that you're talking.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she has. She has offered that for me for

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Speaker 1: when I'm playing video games.

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Speaker 3: This really exists.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a device. You can google it and

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Speaker 2: you you wear it over your mouth and you can

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Speaker 2: talk I guess on the phone on a zoom, but

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Speaker 2: no one in the room can hear you talking. It's

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Speaker 2: like a it's like a muzzle, a.

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Speaker 4: Mini cone of silence. That's crazy. Yeah, did not know

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Speaker 4: this existed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks really weird.

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Speaker 3: You know on Knows movies that John Kazinsky directed Quiet whatever,

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Speaker 3: that ship is Quiet place. That would have saved the

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Speaker 3: human race.

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Speaker 2: John Krasinski, not Kazinsky. Sorry, cut that, No, I want

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Speaker 2: you to leave it, Danel.

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Speaker 3: Okay, fine, John Kazinsky Zinsky. Yeah, is that would have

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Speaker 3: saved humanity in those movies.

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Speaker 1: If they had this.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, maybe we could gift Daniel's wife this,

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Speaker 2: this thing as a president from fake doctor's real friend.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. No, No, we'll gift Daniel that. I'm

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Speaker 3: not giving his wife that ship. I'm not stupid.

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Speaker 2: I kind of want to try it, just because it

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Speaker 2: looks so funny.

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Speaker 3: You're like Darth Vader. Nobody can hear you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but nobody can do Darth Vader to yourself It.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't make your voice sound like Vader. It just makes you.

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Speaker 3: There's no way that people are not gonna hear you

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Speaker 3: breathe if you have a cone of silence over your

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Speaker 3: fucking well.

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Speaker 2: That's what the device is called. Will you google what

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Speaker 2: it's called as well? You want to get No, the

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Speaker 2: whole point of it is you talk if you're talking

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Speaker 2: in a normal level.

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Speaker 3: No one talking in the level right now with this thing.

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Speaker 2: It's invented for people who are doing podcasts and have

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Speaker 2: a wife who has work. When is it, Daniel, did

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Speaker 2: you find it? Is it called the muzzle?

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Speaker 1: It is called the mute talk? And what's okay? The

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Speaker 1: mute talk like mute talk. I want to see what

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Speaker 1: it looks like because I I remember laughing, Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, mute talk.

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Speaker 1: I saw it.

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Speaker 3: I saw you look like Baan.

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Speaker 4: Oh you have a gas mask that doesn't cover your nose.

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Speaker 2: No, you know what it looks like. It looks like

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Speaker 2: an oculus that goes over your mouth.

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Speaker 3: You know, great description, speaking of oculus.

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Speaker 2: Wait before you change the subject.

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Speaker 5: They got to I'm not changing and I just want

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Speaker 5: the floor.

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Speaker 3: I want that floor. I want that floor.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about the floor.

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Speaker 3: There's a floor where you can walk in place? And

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Speaker 3: why in places?

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Speaker 1: It's Facebook, it's I got three sixty treadmill.

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Speaker 3: A black dude created it. Do it to Disney created it? Actually,

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Speaker 3: that's really great? Yeah, all right, are you gonna and

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Speaker 3: do you?

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Speaker 2: But you don't even play?

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Speaker 1: You don't even even use VR.

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Speaker 3: I will put that shit on for the next version. Listen,

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Speaker 3: I know what's coming. It's coming, and I can't wait.

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Speaker 3: The open world fucking Oculus type or VR. Sorry, let

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Speaker 3: me see the open world VR game is coming with

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Speaker 3: the floor. That shit's coming, man's and when it does, wooh.

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Speaker 3: But you need it? Seems to me you have a

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Speaker 3: player one.

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Speaker 2: You haven't become like an Oculus VR user.

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Speaker 3: You like video because my kids can't do it yet,

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Speaker 3: and I can't do that shit like I have the

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Speaker 3: space for it now right. I have a great space

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Speaker 3: to play these video games. But I can't do it

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Speaker 3: because my kids aren't grown. They're not old enough. You

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, they're perfect age for the mute talk.

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Speaker 2: Do you think when your kids were annoying you, they'd

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Speaker 2: were on mute talk?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know right now. I'm not of the

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Speaker 2: I just want to give someone a mute talk.

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Speaker 3: Hi.

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Speaker 2: I'm Zach Braff from mutalk. Is your partner talking too

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Speaker 2: much while you're on a podcast?

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Speaker 3: It's not gonna sell well, bro, there's no way you

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Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone sold a lot of mute talks.

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Speaker 3: Somebody's bought that shit. Somebody's like, you know what I

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Speaker 3: want for Christmas this year, honey, a mute talk.

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Speaker 2: It's a good title.

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Speaker 3: Somebody asked for it, and then the spouse is like, why,

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Speaker 3: I just don't want to hear in your mouth anymore.

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Speaker 1: Listen.

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Speaker 2: If it's successfully sold to me on Shark Tank, I'll

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Speaker 2: buy that shit. Every time I'm watching Shark Tank on

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Speaker 2: want them all.

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Speaker 3: What like what like?

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Speaker 1: Oh I just bought all right?

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Speaker 2: So all right, I'm gonna this isn't a sponsor, y'all,

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Speaker 2: but I'm gonna give them a shout out because they're amazing.

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Speaker 2: They made this nut butter. But it's not nuts, it's me.

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Speaker 2: It's are you laughing at nut?

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Speaker 1: Butter.

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Speaker 3: Yes, everything from human man.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, no, it's cold.

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Speaker 2: This is called granola butter by a company called oat House,

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Speaker 2: and it's butter made from granola. But it's gluten free,

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Speaker 2: it's nut free, it's soy free, it's dairy free, non GMO, vegan.

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Speaker 2: It's fucking amazing.

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Speaker 3: Not as funny as nut butter, but okay.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Zach brav for granola butter from oat House.

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Speaker 2: They should be an advertiser on our podcast because I

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Speaker 2: really really like it. You put it on bread, you

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Speaker 2: damn can. To be honest, Shark Tank is really good

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Speaker 2: at selling me things. You want to talk about funny,

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Speaker 2: sexual and you end up. They had this product. It

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Speaker 2: was so funny on Shark Tank and it was a

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Speaker 2: I was on the treadmill laughing at how like there's

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Speaker 2: no way that they didn't cut out all these fucking

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Speaker 1: It was very funny.

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Speaker 3: It's such a see that's what's great about that show.

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Speaker 2: Well probing not as rich as them, but they they.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, isn't isn't the new guy on shark tanks.

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Speaker 2: do you know that if the games of the Knicks

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Speaker 2: go to a seventh game? I think I'm going to

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Speaker 3: I hope it doesn't go seven.

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Speaker 2: I hope it goes Why don't you want me to

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Speaker 2: have a good time?

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Speaker 3: We can go. You can do it in the next round.

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Speaker 2: So Josh Raiden told me that the seventh game is

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Speaker 3: Would fuck with Josh Raden said, man, as a Knick fan,

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Speaker 3: I want this shit over and done with.

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Speaker 2: No, Bro, you don't want me to have a good

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Speaker 3: I want you to go and have a great time

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Speaker 3: having to play a fucking seventh game.

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Speaker 2: Will tomorrow night? What has to happen tomorrow night? They

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Speaker 3: If they win tomorrow night, they close out and that's

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Speaker 3: I mean a week and a half later, and you're

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Speaker 3: still there. It'll be great, You'll love it.

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Speaker 2: I think I have to come back to LA for

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Speaker 2: Christa's birthday party.

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Speaker 3: That's gonna be fun. You better, that's gonna be great.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I can't not go to Christa's birthday party.

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Speaker 2: Are you going to turn up?

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Speaker 3: You know, I need to turn up. I had a

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Speaker 2: Really about what about? What was the topic that you

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Speaker 3: how many friends do I have? I don't have that

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Speaker 3: I have a few true friends, but not like you know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you don't need to have one hundred person blowout.

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Speaker 3: Like this was. Now this is totally it's not out

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Speaker 2: He throws parties like that all the time, with like

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Speaker 3: First this was the first one that he threw.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he seems like a guy who really wants

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Speaker 3: Don't. I don't know. He didn't necessarily hang out with

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Speaker 2: Listen to me, didn't He used to throw like an

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Speaker 2: Yes, And he would sing. He would get up and

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Speaker 2: Man, yeah, he has a good voice. But but then

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Speaker 5: Yes, and he didn't know all those people, but I would.

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Speaker 3: I in my mind, I was like, Wow, this is

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Speaker 2: We are going to Christa's birthday party, and there'll be

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Speaker 3: It'll be good times. I'm sure it will be.

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Speaker 2: And I'm coming back to Los Angeles for that.

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Speaker 3: Right on.

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Speaker 2: Should we talk about scrubs?

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Speaker 3: I mean no, let's continue doing what we're doing right now.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna do that anyway.

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Speaker 2: But let's talk a little bit about the penultimate episode

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Speaker 6: About sure, we made about a bunch of a story so.

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Speaker 2: Our driving issues is the title of this episode feels

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Speaker 3: It's everywhere. It's so all over the place, dude.

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Speaker 2: To while you're shaking your head in agreement.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they I The Cox storyline is what really did

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've given it all to Drew, That's why, and

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Speaker 2: Did you notice how this they really just gave up

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Speaker 2: All right, we start with Cole wearing Lucy's scrubs, they

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Speaker 3: Lucy right away says, mama wants a bite.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we get right in first joke. So Lucy and

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Speaker 3: Lucy wilts the buck is what I wrote?

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Speaker 2: And what's the what's the reason? Why Why did she?

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Speaker 2: And then she had to wear scrubs that her mom

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Speaker 3: No, that's the B storyline. The A storyline iss Cole

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's the primary story of the episode is,

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Speaker 2: Trang has a fantasy that he's Trang has a fantasy,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. They just the innovation of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I don't I don't know if the

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Speaker 2: One thing I didn't realize before we watched it was

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 2: And I like what she said about that because it

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Speaker 3: But it's like that with all of them. And the

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Speaker 2: You came in, You come in and you say the

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Speaker 3: I can't believe that Turk and JD never did that.

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Speaker 2: Well, you make it clear that that's on your list.

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Speaker 3: Because no, that's an escort, buddy, she's an.

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Speaker 2: Escort because she says to him. He says, he was

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Speaker 3: I like the Kelso I'm not gonna lie. I like

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Speaker 2: Wednesday or something.

443
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, Because by that time Bill wasn't you know, the

444
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 3: scripts were.

445
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 2: They weren't quite ready yet, so he'd be like, all right,

446
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 2: it's time to pull it out of our ass.

447
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 3: Pull it out of your ass, baby. Yeah. And it

448
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 3: seems like that's you know, this is one of those

449
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 3: things where it's like, we're going to just make you

450
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 3: old now, and you know, you still work at the school,

451
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,160
Speaker 3: but now you're old, we're gonna make it so.

452
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,479
Speaker 1: That doesn't does he work there now?

453
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 3: He's a teacher even in the beginning. That's why Cole

454
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 3: is That's why Cole and Denise are fighting throughout the

455
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 3: show because he has to prep something. Cox wants Cole

456
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 3: to prep Kelso's class for something. Is what happens, Like

457
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,160
Speaker 3: he teaches a few he teaches a few courses at.

458
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 2: The okay, anyway, he needs to be examined because he fainted,

459
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: and so that's going on. Kelso's being examined. And then

460
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 2: there's physical exams in Turk's class where the students are

461
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 2: going to give each other physical exams in the class,

462
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 2: they're going to partner up, and then he warns them,

463
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 2: Turk does that. You know, it's typical for everyone to

464
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 2: think they have every disease possible after this exercise, so

465
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 2: don't be surprised when they do.

466
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:53,439
Speaker 3: It's like it's like you noticing like a hemorrhoid and

467
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 3: then going online and looking up hemorrhoid and it's saying

468
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 3: it could be this, and they do that down rabbit hole.

469
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 3: I do your hemorrhoid is now rectal cancer.

470
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 2: I don't do it for hemorrhoids, but whenever I I mean,

471
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 2: I know I'm not alone in this. I'm sure our

472
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 2: listeners can can empathize. But when you like go down

473
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 2: the rabbit hole of looking what you might have and

474
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 2: it always ends up with your dying.

475
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 3: That's everything I actually had.

476
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,479
Speaker 2: I had a scary dark spot like this that I found,

477
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:30,160
Speaker 2: similar to Cole's in the show, and I was so positive.

478
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 2: It was every every sign I could find on the

479
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 2: internet said that I had a malignant tumor, and then

480
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 2: it was that it was probably spread to my lymph nodes.

481
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 2: I was so scared, but I just got myself all

482
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 2: worked up because you know, the internet will quickly lead

483
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 2: you to the worst case scenario.

484
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 3: It's a great thing that we have good insurance and

485
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 3: stuff like that. And I mean, it's to be like, yo,

486
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 3: I got some shit, I don't know what the fuck

487
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 3: it is, and you have a doctor that says, all right,

488
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 3: calm down, it's probably nothing, send me a picture. You know,

489
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 3: we're very, very, very very lucky to have that type

490
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 3: of doctor in our lives. Not everybody has that. I'm

491
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 3: very appreciative for my doctor because of that. Also, you

492
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Yeah, I like that too.

493
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: I used to have that this really funny doctor and

494
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 2: he said I could always text him, and I would

495
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 2: just if I coughed up a loogie. I would just

496
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 2: take a picture of it and send it to him.

497
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 2: He was amazing. Let's take a break, Donald, and I'm

498
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,640
Speaker 2: going to edge the audience right now and tell them

499
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 2: that when we come back. Donald is going.

500
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 3: To I'm not going to do anything.

501
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to say, I'm trying to. Why won't

502
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: you help me edge them?

503
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 3: Well, you can edge them, but come on now, it

504
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 3: sounded like you were about to have me do something

505
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 3: out of the ordinary.

506
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,120
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I don't want you to do anything inappropriate.

507
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 2: We have a we have a we have Jowell and

508
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 2: Daniel present. Maybe they could turn off their cameras and

509
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 2: you could do something inappropriate.

510
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 3: No, that's enough, let's move on right back, got these messages.

511
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 1: I want to meet scrubs? What I want to meet

512
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: black scrubs too.

513
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 2: He's right here, He's right here.

514
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 3: Hey, it's so Peter Griffin.

515
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 2: Okay, So Cox is examining Kelso Denise versus Cox over Traang.

516
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 2: Everybody's fighting. The students think they have all of the diseases.

517
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 2: Lucy thinks she has both scurvy and rickets, Trang thinks

518
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 2: he has dementia, and then Cole, who I guess loves

519
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 2: te Pain because this is he's very high on Tea

520
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 2: Pain in this episode's Yeah, by the way, I didn't

521
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: know that Tea Pain has such a beautiful voice.

522
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody who knows. He had to prove that shiit

523
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 3: a long long time ago because everybody fucking clowned him

524
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 3: for the auto tune ship And he was like, I

525
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 3: just like the way it sounds, bro, that shits fire.

526
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 3: But I could sing.

527
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: But he can really sing, but like better than a

528
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: lot of people. Yeah, just like not just like okay,

529
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: like great.

530
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 3: No, he listen, man, he's a fucking artist, man, and

531
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 3: he found something that nobody was doing and he did

532
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 3: that shit and got You know what's crazy is that

533
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 3: he got he had to he had to prove oh

534
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 3: I could fucking sing because he found and he found

535
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 3: a lane because he found a lane.

536
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 2: Right, But then did he stop after he got all

537
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 2: made fun of? Did he stop using?

538
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 3: No, He's still fucking t Pain, baby. He's a great producer,

539
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 3: he's still a writer, He's still all of those things. Man.

540
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: The only thing I want to add to this conversation

541
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: is what's even more damning is how hip hop has

542
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: adjusted so much toward the autotune and how normal use

543
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,239
Speaker 1: of autotune was, despite the fact that T Pain was

544
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: clowned relentlessly for using it in the first place. They're

545
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: the only like come up and says the people who

546
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: still stand by T Pain and that documentary Zack. I

547
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: think it was called this is Pop that you were

548
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 1: talking about a long time go on Netflix. He had

549
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: like a bit of a come up and because of that,

550
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,479
Speaker 1: but still like he's owed apologies by a lot of

551
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: huge people in music because of what he influenced, like.

552
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 3: Fucking Jays saying a song called death to Auto and

553
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 3: in the song he says, get back to rapping you

554
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 3: te painting too much?

555
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, justice for TA Pain.

556
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 3: I saw it, motherfucker. I've seen it. At the awards

557
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 3: he said that ship in front of him.

558
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear the little piece of tea

559
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 2: paint the crowd too. I just want to get to

560
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 2: this because I saw. I don't know if this was

561
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 2: the video I saw, but.

562
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 8: Baby girl, what's your name? Let me talk to you,

563
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 8: Let me buy you the journey and am T Pain?

564
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 3: You know me kuning music?

565
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 8: Lemmy Bowl close at three? What's the chances that you're

566
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 8: rolling with me? Back to so you let's get drunk.

567
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 3: And what we did.

568
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 7: Really well and the renaissance is coming. Donald, he's hosting

569
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 7: a Juneteenth party at the Hollywood Bowl. I bought tickets,

570
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 7: like there's some way listen te Paint on June Teeth

571
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 7: doesn't want to be.

572
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 3: Gonnareat that sounds amazing. Actually, what is it?

573
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 7: He's hosting a Juneteenth celebration at the Hollywood Bowl.

574
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 3: She made us drinks to drink, we drunk them, got drunk.

575
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 3: Come on, baby, now you know but whatever Tea Pain

576
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 3: is old.

577
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: Apologies for sure. It's so funked up, like people just

578
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: want to bring people down.

579
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 3: Can I get to yeah? Can I get to yeah?

580
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 3: Speaking of getting.

581
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm trying to fucking give Tea Pain his he we

582
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: did his flowers. I'm trying to give him his flowers.

583
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 3: We've already done it. Te Pain.

584
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 2: I know you listen to the podcast, and I just

585
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 2: want to say, I only listen to your music. Just

586
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 2: gonna be just gonna keep it one hundred. As Donald

587
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 2: would say, I knew te Pain that you were mister autotune,

588
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: but then I saw some Instagram reels showing off your

589
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 2: insane voice, and I want to say te pain. You

590
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: are owed your flowers. Thank you.

591
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 3: I'm back, Okay, So can we just get into this

592
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 3: one line in this rap battle and he is one

593
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 3: of the best lines I've ever heard in my life.

594
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 3: But I think he missed said the person's name.

595
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 4: About Haley Joel Osma versus Hailey. Yeah, Ostin, I don't know.

596
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 2: Well, you have to ship memorize.

597
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 3: You fucking know exactly what I'm doing. But it's still

598
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 3: one of the best lines ever. Though. Am I battling

599
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 3: ghosts or AI got a nigga feeling like Haley Joel Osmy,

600
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 3: that's what it should be.

601
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 5: His name is Holly Joel Osman, right, OZ mean funny.

602
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 3: He was in the movie call Ai and My Sixth

603
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 3: Sense telemeda off theme. Dude. First of all, AI and

604
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 3: Ghosts and fucking the Sixth Sense are ghostwriters and fucking nuns. Dude,

605
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 3: the niggas. I'm just sorry, Okay. It's one of the

606
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 3: dopest lines I've heard in a long time.

607
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 4: A lot of poetry to break down.

608
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that was our segment of Donald Loves the

609
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: rap battle between Drake and Kendrick Lamar And now back

610
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 2: to our normal program for those of you who aren't

611
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 2: following the rap battle, Zach, I love you.

612
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 3: My wife is following the rap battle. Even she's following this.

613
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 3: What do you mean enough? This ship is over with

614
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 3: the music is fired though.

615
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 2: Man, you have the perfect wife for you. You've got her

616
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 2: following the rap battle. You got her deeply invested in

617
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: the Knicks. I bet she wants me to be able

618
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 2: to go to Game seven.

619
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 3: If you take her, she'd want you to go.

620
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: I was texting Donald and Casey during the last game,

621
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 2: and because Casey didn't know that I was now following

622
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 2: the Knicks.

623
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 3: I mean, New York is a buzz right now to Rangers.

624
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so fun being here, the Rangers and the Knicks.

625
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 2: People are so excited.

626
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: So got me feeling like beautiful.

627
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: So beautiful here right now, there's tulips everywhere. I'm going

628
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 2: to see a play with Bill Lawrence tonight and Matt Tarsis.

629
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 2: It's called Stereophonic. It's a play about the recording of

630
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 2: an album. It's interesting concept. I don't really know much

631
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 2: about it other than it's not a musical in a

632
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 2: sense that people break into song. But because it's a

633
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 2: play about the recording of an album. They sing songs

634
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 2: that are on the album and like takes place in

635
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: a record Waring studio.

636
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 3: That's cool.

637
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: Yes, it's for the talk of the town. Everyone's chatting

638
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 2: about it. And then tomorrow night we're going to see

639
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 2: Steve Carell in a production of Uncle Vanya. And then

640
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: Saturday night we're going to see Charlotte Lawrence at Radio

641
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 2: City Music Hall.

642
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 3: Oh Little Dance Cards, sir, Yeah, do you ever think

643
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 3: about going and doing Broadway?

644
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 2: Agan, I'd love to do a Broadway show. I've told everyone, Yeah,

645
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: it's really on my mind. I just had an epiphany

646
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 2: recently that I missed it so much. I've been seeing

647
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: so many shows and I've been enjoying the theater so much,

648
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 2: and it's where my whole interest in the arts began

649
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 2: when I was a little kid, and my dad would

650
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 2: take me to both Broadway and be in the local

651
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: community theater plays. And the only you know, I've done

652
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 2: off Broadway, the only Broadway show I've done is the

653
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 2: musical Bullets over Broadway. But I'm really of late gotten

654
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 2: very clear that i want want to do a show.

655
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: I've told my my agents that and I'm just trying

656
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 2: to find the right one, hopefully for the fall. I'm

657
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 2: putting it on I'm putting on my I'm putting it

658
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: on my whiteboard.

659
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 3: Guys, put it.

660
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 2: I'm manifesting it. I really want to do a Broadway show.

661
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's going to be a musical

662
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: or a comedy or a drama.

663
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 9: I can ask you a question anything. It's donald right,

664
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 9: it is exactly exactly.

665
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Okay, have you seen Back to the Future yet?

666
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: No?

667
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: I don't really have an interest in that. I'm sorry

668
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 2: to everyone involved. I am going to see I think

669
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 2: The Outsiders Musical. That's a new musical based on the

670
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: book The Outsiders, not the movie. Well, I think the

671
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 2: movie and the musical are both based on the book.

672
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 3: Do you think they'll put in as We Hold On? No,

673
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 3: that's not The Outsiders, that's The Land Before Time, isn't

674
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 3: it together?

675
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 2: It doesn't tell what's the song?

676
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 3: What's the song at the end of The Outsiders? I

677
00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: don't know.

678
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 2: I haven't seen The Outsider since I was a little kid.

679
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 3: Pony stay golden, pony boy.

680
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 2: You know what I would watch is Iron Eagle the musical.

681
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 2: I wonder if I could audition for the lou gossip role.

682
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 3: No you could not. I can't.

683
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: It's too bad.

684
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 3: I would crush that if it's based on this, if

685
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,760
Speaker 3: it's based on the screenplay.

686
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 2: No, I don't think Iron Eagle is a book first.

687
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 3: Oh okay, then there it is.

688
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 2: I would crush the Iron Eagle musical. Well, actually I

689
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: could play his father because I could just imagine the songs.

690
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: I also want to see the notebook, not because I'm

691
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 2: an interest in seeing the notebook.

692
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 3: The musical persue Nicholas Sparks. Come on, you know.

693
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 2: Ingrid Michaelson wrote all of the music.

694
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's why I want to go see.

695
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I.

696
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 3: Wonder if it's a song. I wonder if there's this

697
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 3: before we get to Oh god, motherfucker. See this was

698
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 3: I was worried about and it.

699
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 5: Happened, just like see no, listen, you be quiet, you

700
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 5: be I told.

701
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 3: You this was gonna happen, and it happened, and you

702
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 3: know I'm right, But go ahead, go ahead.

703
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 2: Donald didn't want to watch the little featurette they dropped

704
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: because he's like, I don't want to see too much

705
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 2: of the movie on this podcast. As you recall. Then

706
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 2: the next day, like the clever marketers.

707
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: They are.

708
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 2: They dropped the full real trailer. And guess who was

709
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 2: the first to text it to me in our text chain,

710
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 2: mister Donald Faison. I watched it twice, one regular once

711
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: while pooping.

712
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: I got goose bumps.

713
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 3: Dude, that shit looks amazing, man. But they told the

714
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 3: whole story, just like I said.

715
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: Someone told me today. They broke it into two movies.

716
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, two movies, as they should. This fucking this thing.

717
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 3: Look this ship. It should be listen.

718
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: So when's the second one?

719
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 5: It should not be two movies.

720
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 3: This is gonna be an action pat this is gonna

721
00:35:59,160 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 3: listen to, guys.

722
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: Show.

723
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 3: God, you guys are thinking. This is gonna be some

724
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 3: fucking There's a lot of action in between the first.

725
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 7: When I was in high school, Wicked came out and

726
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 7: I was a musical theater kids.

727
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 5: I know Wicked back, Sports back exactly.

728
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 3: So the first so you know, the first act alone.

729
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 2: Is it's a lot of story. It's a lot of

730
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 2: story for two hours, y'all.

731
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 7: And historically what's been most criticized about that show is

732
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 7: its second act. So to be like, we're gonna just

733
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 7: isolate the second act and give it to you it's

734
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 7: so much darker than the first half, and really, would

735
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 7: you like is the first half? And then at the

736
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 7: story gets he victory. If they could shorten that second act,

737
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 7: then I don't know how it's gonna.

738
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 3: I will think. I think that final battle for Oz

739
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 3: freaking at the end is going to be outrageous. There's

740
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 3: gonna be music involved. All these things have to be

741
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 3: like the play has to do it all in silhouette.

742
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: The play has to do so many things, like there's

743
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 3: so many things they can go back to and splashed

744
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 3: with water. All of these things can now be put

745
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 3: back into spoil. Bro Come on, Broca, we sing a song.

746
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 3: All of these, all of the things in the Wizard

747
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 3: of Oz that happened can now be seen in a

748
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 3: different like they I hope they hired a Dorothy. I

749
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 3: hope they You know what I mean. I hope we

750
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 3: see Toto. I hope we see that. I don't want

751
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 3: that ship to be in shadow. I think there's something

752
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 3: special about If.

753
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 2: I die before you, will you sing because I knew

754
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: you I have been changed for good.

755
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 3: At my funeral, I'm going to sing popular No You're

756
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 3: gone to me, pop you in heaven in heaven.

757
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,919
Speaker 1: Popular. You're kind to be popular in heaven.

758
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 3: In heaven, I'll teach you the right cohorts.

759
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 2: I want you to sports. I want you to sing

760
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 2: with a full choir, because I knew you.

761
00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 3: Right, I'm going to send Something has changed within me.

762
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 3: Something is not the same.

763
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 5: IM playing by the rules of someone else's game.

764
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 3: Too late for second guessing.

765
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: Too late to go back to sleep.

766
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 3: It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leave.

767
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 2: Looks good as hell in that movie.

768
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 3: It's time to try. All right, alright, alright, defing gravity.

769
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: We have to keep this show well. He can sing

770
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 2: this question.

771
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 3: I think that I don't think too gravity.

772
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 2: It's too loud. Dude. All these women breastfeeding their baby's

773
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 2: just unlatched.

774
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 3: And you can't hold me down. Mother fucking fucker.

775
00:38:55,640 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 2: Okay, calm down? Are you calm?

776
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 3: Why'd you have to do it?

777
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 4: I think we should go to break.

778
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 3: I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy.

779
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 2: Now to calm him down. We'll be right back.

780
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: And we're back. What you're trying to get into a

781
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: day or soon?

782
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,479
Speaker 2: What are you trying to get into?

783
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 3: You know, I'm trying to get into that I'm trying

784
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 3: to get into a lot of things.

785
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 2: It's too late to audition for the Wicked movie. You know,

786
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 2: Myron Kirstein who cut Garden State and wish I was

787
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 2: here and going in style. My editor he cut the movie.

788
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 3: I'm sure. I'm sure he has a bunch of assistants

789
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 3: on this one, because this looks epic. Man, this looks

790
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 3: this is what the Wizard of Oz was. You know,

791
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 3: they need to listen. I don't.

792
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: I don't say this all should maybe you should know.

793
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 3: One of my favorite musicals, one of my favorite musicals

794
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 3: is Wicked. The book is pretty dope too, you know

795
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 3: what I mean. But like, one of the best musicals

796
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 3: ever made in my lifetime is Wicked in my lifetime,

797
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 3: not before. So I'm not talking to stuff before. I'm

798
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 3: not talking. But Wicked is one of the one of

799
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 3: the ones that will be around for a really, really

800
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 3: long time. It'll go down in history as a classic.

801
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 3: They'll do it for theaters, they'll do it in theater,

802
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 3: it'll be revived, it'll it'll be around for a really

803
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 3: really long time. Twenty years from now, somebody's gonna be like, yo,

804
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 3: you know what we should do? We should do another

805
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 3: fucking we have the technology. Now, let's fucking really go

806
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 3: and give everybody wicked on stage the way it needs

807
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 3: to be seen, you know what I mean? Like this

808
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 3: shit's forever and ever, right, some whoever wrote the play

809
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 3: made it forever.

810
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 2: Play Stephen Schwartz, great music. Yeah, all right, let's move

811
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 2: on back to scrubs. Cox needs Drew to do stuff.

812
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 2: Denise makes up a story to get Drew to stay

813
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 2: with her, a whole elaborate story.

814
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 3: And he but the fact that all of a sudden

815
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 3: she becomes this this needy person and he falls for

816
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 3: it is what's weird. Also, you know, and.

817
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 2: Why are you eating a taco? After you give Kelso

818
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 2: a lift? And then you go say, you talk through

819
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 2: your taco, So now you gotta go back and so

820
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 2: get another taco so you can savor it.

821
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: You ever talked through your food before?

822
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: And always the point of that story like to leave

823
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: Kelso alone? Like I was like, first I was like,

824
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 2: why is Trek eating? Is he's talking? And then you

825
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 2: were like, I gotta go back. I talked through my taco.

826
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 3: I think it's because we're all trying to uh make

827
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 3: it seem like it's not a big deal that we're

828
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 3: doing this and we can't leave Kelso, and it shouldn't

829
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 3: bother him that we're doing it, because this is how

830
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 3: we would treat him anyway. And you know the fact,

831
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 3: there's a lot of things that under why the fuck

832
00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 3: is Turk giving Kelso ride in the first No, you

833
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 3: have no even you don't even have.

834
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 2: I don't know, but you don't even have a tiny

835
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 2: relationship with him ever. All right, Well, Lucy tries to

836
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 2: rally the study group to go to Cole's surgery.

837
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 3: Well, first she promises that everybody wants.

838
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 5: To go, yeah, and then she says to him She's.

839
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 3: Like, everybody wants to go and support you, Cole.

840
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then no one comes, and Cole's mad because

841
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: Lucy promised Cole people were gonna come.

842
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 3: She lied.

843
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 2: Lucy comes with presence from the from the school gift

844
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 2: shop to try and cheer Coal up.

845
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 3: It doesn't work.

846
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 2: It doesn't work.

847
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 3: He kicks her out.

848
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 2: He kicks her out.

849
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 3: He doesn't need anybody.

850
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kelso just randomly goes to poop in Cole's room,

851
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: so he's the only one that's there to be with Coal.

852
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: Before and then he gets into bed with.

853
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 3: Him, So the pudding.

854
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then he's in bed with him and then

855
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 2: he he implies that he's had sex with Cole's mom for.

856
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 3: The second time in the series, and Cole does it.

857
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 3: He said, tell her, I still see sugar plums.

858
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 2: What does that mean? That's what be like an inside joke.

859
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,439
Speaker 4: I suppose I didn't get it.

860
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 3: I didn't get it.

861
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,240
Speaker 2: There was sexual innuendo.

862
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 3: I didn't get it. That is definitely sexual in the window.

863
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 2: But what it could be what could be the sexual

864
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 2: innuendo of tell her I still see sugar plums?

865
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 3: They should have what are sugar plums?

866
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 2: Let's don't know what is a sugar plum?

867
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 4: What is a sugar believe it's literally a sugar plum.

868
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 4: It was like a dessert.

869
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 3: Do you suck on a sugar plum? Yeah? I don't

870
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 3: think because I imagine the plum being my or maybe

871
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 3: his balls.

872
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 2: Were sugar plums, bigger sugar plums, because yeah, how big

873
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 2: were sugar plums? Are they testicle size or breast size?

874
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 3: They look like the size? Yeah, they looked like little

875
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 3: two balls. Right.

876
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 2: Oh, So maybe he was having sex with her and

877
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 2: she was like, your balls are like sugar plums, and he's.

878
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 3: Like, I see it. I see it.

879
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 1: I see it. I see it.

880
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 5: That's exactly what happens.

881
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 3: That's why he's like when I go to the bathroom,

882
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 3: he's like, tell her.

883
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 2: For the rest of his life, after that sexual experience,

884
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: he's always seen sugar plums when he looks at his testes.

885
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still see sugar plums.

886
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: You tell her, I still see sugar plums.

887
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 3: He's like, because of her eyes, Yeah, sure.

888
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 2: No, because of her comma, I still see sugar plums.

889
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 3: And he says, what because of her? I don't know

890
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 3: what Cole says. He says something like because of her

891
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 3: smile or something like that. He's like, sure, sure, I

892
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 3: really like the way kelso the way Ken I should

893
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 3: say handle these scenes, you know what I mean? Because

894
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 3: he just matter of fact that, you know how you

895
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 3: matterfact them, and he didn't put too much behind it,

896
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 3: whereas everybody, for some reason, this season is adding so

897
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 3: much season to the.

898
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: Fucking adding seasoning to the season.

899
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're adding seasoning.

900
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 2: They're over seasoning the season, the scrub season nine, over

901
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 2: seasoning the season. My mother, fucking my mother. Do they

902
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 2: need the mute? They need the mute box.

903
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 3: You can't mute what I'm about to say. My mother,

904
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 3: fucking chameleon. I have a leopard. Uh. I guess it's

905
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 3: called a leopard, and I don't know what it's called anyway,

906
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 3: the fucker has different colors on it.

907
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 2: Can you handle him or does he watch you with

908
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 2: a tail?

909
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 3: Beautiful? No, I can take him. I could pick him

910
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 3: up and hold him and everything. But because I'm in

911
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: my garage, bugs fly into his cage, heat, so moths,

912
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 3: anything and everything. Dude, I saw this. This ship was

913
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 3: like this big, like the size of my fist. It

914
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 3: looked like and if lou In and landing in his ship.

915
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 3: Like I'm all, all of a sudden, I become the trapper.

916
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,240
Speaker 3: Also like I'm the fucking mom that feeds the fucking

917
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 3: uh what does the serial killer, the fucking the victims

918
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 3: here take the you know what I mean? Like Jason's mom,

919
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 3: Jason Voorhees' mom. So anything any bug that comes into

920
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 3: this room, I'm like, oh, snack time, and I try.

921
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 2: To oh you try and push it over there.

922
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 3: Towards the fucking towards what do you feed it so

923
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 3: it eats hornworms or you know, or crickets and stuff

924
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 3: like that.

925
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 2: Are they dead or you put them in live?

926
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 3: They're alive. You want them to hunt and stuff like that.

927
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 3: He'll lead them out of your hand if you want

928
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 3: them to. But it's because I'm in the garage. Anything

929
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 3: and everything has gotten in here. So he's eating flies, mosquitoes.

930
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: Kids participate in this.

931
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 3: This is all man, man, this is this is me.

932
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: You are the.

933
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 2: Typical parent who gets their kid a pet and then

934
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 2: is totally respond to my pet.

935
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 3: Hold up, this is my pet for me? No, this

936
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 3: is my little buddy, my buddy, my buddy.

937
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: I thought it was chronic in me. Is his name chronic?

938
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?

939
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:17,479
Speaker 5: So it was a joke. Chron It was a joke

940
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 5: at first.

941
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 3: Case He was like, I need a funny name because

942
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 3: I want to post something about us going to the

943
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: fucking pet store for you know, we went to the

944
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 3: pet store. We went to the pet store for worms,

945
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 3: came back with three new pets, right, and so she

946
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 3: wanted to do a postal. She was like, what's the

947
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 3: name of the I said, I don't know, Chronic some

948
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 3: shiit like that. She was like, can I use that please?

949
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 5: We donald?

950
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 4: How many pets do you have?

951
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 2: How many lizards.

952
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 3: I have a lizard, Rocco has a lizard, Wilder has

953
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 3: a lizard. Uh, we have a dog, we have a turtle, like.

954
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 2: A petting zoom. What's the biggest thing your lizard could eat?

955
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm scared to put. I would never put

956
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 3: a a mantis praying mantis in that because I have

957
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 3: a feeling it would fucking kill my my shit. But

958
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 3: pretty much any bug, man, Like if it's a book,

959
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 3: like so we put there's certain worms that we put

960
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 3: in there, and these things burrowed underneath like all of

961
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 3: the the moults that's on the bottom and coconed and

962
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 3: turned into fucking so we put worms and they coconed

963
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 3: into these big ass bugs underneath, and they're starting to

964
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 3: come up, and this motherfuckers just tagging them as they

965
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 3: come out.

966
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 2: They're like, oh air, they went through a whole chrysalis,

967
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 2: and they're like the miracle of being rebooked.

968
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 3: It's fucking awesome, man. What I want to do now, though,

969
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 3: is turn it into a terrarium so that he's actually

970
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: living on plants and not just like drift wood and

971
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 3: plastic and shit like that. I want to put like, so.

972
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: You handle them.

973
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 3: I haven't touched him in a while.

974
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 2: You gotta handle him or he's gonna get wild.

975
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 3: I kind of like that.

976
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,439
Speaker 2: Don't you want to be able to like rub those

977
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 2: belly and stuff.

978
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 3: I kind of wanted to be like the piranha in

979
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 3: the Last Dragon in the Tank whatever that shit was

980
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 3: in the tank at Eddie Arcadians. Do you remember that,

981
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 3: Bruce Leroy? No, you never saw Barry Gordy's the Last Dragon.

982
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 2: No, don't judge me. This is a no judgment song.

983
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 3: Okay, no judgments, but when you get the opportunity listeners.

984
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 4: Komodo dragon right.

985
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 3: No, it's it's in a water tank. It's a fucking komodo.

986
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 3: Dragons are on the ground and this thing freaking eats meat.

987
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 3: He puts a whole fucking like leg of lamb in

988
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 3: this shit and it tears it apart. I think it's piranhas. Anyway,

989
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 3: let's take a break.

990
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words. Cole buys

991
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: pizza to try and gain friendship, and then Cox and

992
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 2: a really fucked up gesture gives Kelso, who's clearly not

993
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 2: fit to drive, the paperwork to get his license back,

994
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 2: and then the episode ends with Kelso almost killing the

995
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 2: entire cast driving his car.

996
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't think that's his I don't think

997
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,720
Speaker 3: that's him being old. I think that's how Kelso always

998
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 3: was in the parking lot, Like he just doesn't give

999
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 3: a shit about people.

1000
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 2: Know, they show him driving, Remember there's a him. He's

1001
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: like reading the paper, he's talking on the phone.

1002
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 3: He doesn't it's not that he's old, he's just doing

1003
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 3: his own.

1004
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 2: He gives zero fucks. And I heard somebody but yeah,

1005
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 2: and then it ends with a little tag of Cole

1006
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: and Lucy trying to do a a p s A

1007
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 2: for getting for skin cancer, for trying to get making

1008
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 2: sure you get your skin checked every but to make

1009
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,879
Speaker 2: sure you get your moles checks. That's actually a good

1010
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 2: PSA from fake doctor's real friends. You have to go

1011
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 2: to a dermatologist and make sure you have any dark

1012
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 2: spots on your body looked at.

1013
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 9: Okay, Donalds, I think it's I think it's safe to

1014
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 9: say that yearly checkup is my yearly checkup.

1015
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 2: You have to have a physical and also make sure

1016
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: you have your moles looked at, and even ones that

1017
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 2: are hidden, you can don't be shy about the one

1018
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 2: on your shaft. You got to show the doctor.

1019
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 3: If you have a new mole on your shaft and

1020
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 3: it's not her bees, have a doctor look at it.

1021
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 2: Well, No, I think a doctor should look at anything

1022
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: that's suspicious on your shaft. But I'm saying, like, you

1023
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,919
Speaker 2: got to get naked and show the doctor any dark

1024
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 2: spots anything, don't don't don't. You don't know what's between you.

1025
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 3: Have a mole on your butthole. I don't know how you.

1026
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,479
Speaker 2: Know, Well, he or she's gonna look and be like, Jim,

1027
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 2: this is crazy. I don't usually check the anus rn them,

1028
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: but this one we got to test.

1029
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:09,439
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to more.

1030
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 2: You know, we're gonna scrape it. I always think that though,

1031
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 2: because when my doctor does check all my moles, he

1032
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 2: doesn't like get full jiggy with it. No, but have

1033
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 2: you ever been getting a check for moles And you're like,

1034
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: I mean, he looks all over my whole body with

1035
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 2: a little scope, with a little you know, a little

1036
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 2: magnifying glass. But sometimes I'm like, did you check everywhere,

1037
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 2: like the bottoms of my feet and.

1038
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: My changer.

1039
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 3: Usually you would say I think I got a mole

1040
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 3: on the bottom on my.

1041
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 2: Feet like right, but I don't even know what's going

1042
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 2: on in my my inner cheeks.

1043
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 3: If you would feel the type of mole no that

1044
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 3: he was that was growing out of this motherfucker's chest,

1045
00:52:59,080 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 3: well this one.

1046
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 2: They're not all three dimensional, that is true.

1047
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 3: Skin cancer comes in all different forms, right.

1048
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 2: Yea everyone. The point is, don't worry about this nonsense.

1049
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 2: Just have your skin checked once a year, please for us.

1050
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: All right, we should wrap it up. Joell, do you

1051
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: have any audio to play us?

1052
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 4: There are no voicemails today. Yeah, we end, but I

1053
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 4: do have a surprise.

1054
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 7: Is going to join us for our next episode, True

1055
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 7: Himself Comfort.

1056
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 2: That's the final episode of Scrubs, the TV show. Yes,

1057
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 2: how do you guys feel? Do you feel? How do

1058
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 2: you feel about being done with this experiment?

1059
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:37,280
Speaker 4: It's weird.

1060
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: It was a little weird.

1061
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 3: It took four years. It took four years to get

1062
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 3: the experiment, to finish the.

1063
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,919
Speaker 1: Experiment and get ready for the new incarnation of the show.

1064
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 2: It's gonna be lots of fun. We're gonna have lots

1065
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,439
Speaker 2: of fun guests, and we're going to keep this party

1066
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 2: going because we're having too much fun doing it and

1067
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 2: we don't want to stop doing it because.

1068
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 3: I found what my HD camera.

1069
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, good level up, you're ready to level up?

1070
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 3: Level?

1071
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 2: So that is my is you want to look you

1072
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 2: see this what I look like in HD? Don't you

1073
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 2: want to look like this?

1074
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't listen. You're taking a really good

1075
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,399
Speaker 3: Like I said before, I bet your cock is veiny. Bro,

1076
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 3: you are taking good care of your Why will.

1077
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 2: My cock be being veiny? Be an indication of me

1078
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 2: taking care of myself.

1079
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 3: Because the blood is flowing through your body right now.

1080
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 2: I see I've just started using like moisturizer and taking

1081
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 2: care of my skin.

1082
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 3: You are moving around, you are bustling, you are hustling,

1083
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 3: you are lifting, you are running or whatever.

1084
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 2: You got to take care of my body, babe, I

1085
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 2: gotta take care of body moisturizing.

1086
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 3: Not only are your arms veiny, but your cock is

1087
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 3: probably veiny.

1088
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 2: To Don't that's so focused on my shaft being veiny.

1089
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 2: I just think that's weird.

1090
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 3: I find that it's trying. I find that women find

1091
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 3: that attractive.

1092
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 2: Sorry what we're saying you find that women might have

1093
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 2: attracted I find.

1094
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 3: It attractive too. When I have a vany cock, I'm like, Wow, that's.

1095
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 2: A when you're watching when you're watching porn videos, do

1096
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 2: you prefer the cocks of Fenie?

1097
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 3: I prefer smooth cock. I'm not gonna all.

1098
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: Right on five, six, seven, eight.

1099
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Speaker 6: Stories that show we made about a bunch of dogs

1100
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 6: and nurses in jan I said, he's a story nets

1101
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Speaker 6: No so YadA round here yeada raun here osweis And

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Speaker 6: no