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Speaker 1: All right, before I get to the prank, we've just

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Speaker 1: got to talking about the roasts. Yeah, so, and now

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Speaker 1: let's just say we was roasting. What's going over the line?

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Speaker 1: If it was the three of us roasting each other.

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Speaker 2: We've been past that on it. I think the headline

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Speaker 2: jokes is over the line, which I keep doing.

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Speaker 3: It every day.

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Speaker 4: You get think it's over what you think? What life?

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Speaker 2: I see what you did there, it's over the line.

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Speaker 5: So if I said your hairline looked like dell benee

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Speaker 5: cut your hat, to think that over the line.

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Speaker 4: That's his dad. You throw my daddy into it, you know,

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Speaker 4: Oh dad is just too okay? Father?

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Speaker 2: If you it's like saying, that's like me saying if

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Speaker 2: you and the babboon from Jungle Book had kissed, Is

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Speaker 2: that over the line?

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Speaker 4: Boom? God? Wait when it's over the line, that's what

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't say that. That's just over the line. That's

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Speaker 4: over the line. Go over the line. He loaded them

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Speaker 4: up over there, car putting.

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Speaker 3: In the know.

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Speaker 4: You can't take joke. You are come out of you question.

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Speaker 4: See what's your favorite flavor? Pudding is going okay? Cool?

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna call down to the hospital and have an

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Speaker 5: extra shock of it put in there for the next

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Speaker 5: time you bring you.

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Speaker 4: Is that over the line? Shot the line?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that's over the line. That's over the line.

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Speaker 2: Bless you said, bad boom.

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Speaker 4: You do realize what you just said, book, That's what.

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Speaker 1: Hold on this right here is Jean, I got your girl. Jean,

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Speaker 1: I got your girl. That's the prank. Let's go, cat Dog,

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Speaker 1: Hello speedy Jean. Yeah, us my name Vernon brother was

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Speaker 1: playing what's going on? I need to holler at you for.

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Speaker 4: A minute, my man, about what I want to holler.

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Speaker 1: At you about your wife. So you got a minute.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how to break this to your dog.

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Speaker 1: I just want to be straight up with you.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: Me and your wife been kind of seeing each other,

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Speaker 1: and uh, really she want to let you go. But

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Speaker 1: it up in or to say she won't to let

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Speaker 1: you go. So I'm coming to you like a man

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Speaker 1: and letting you know. You know that she really wanted

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Speaker 1: to shut it down with you. We've been seeing each

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Speaker 1: other for a minute now, so I don't know how

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Speaker 1: we can, you know, I'm just coming at you like

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Speaker 4: Brother, trying to let you know. She don't even really

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Speaker 4: want you know more.

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Speaker 1: You know, we done talked about it, talked about it,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I'm just trying to get it all.

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Speaker 4: I know. I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: Well you.

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Speaker 1: Know it's a lot smoother than I expected. Player, I man,

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Speaker 1: what it is, It is, what it is. I mean,

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Speaker 1: long as long as you long as you cool, I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just want to be a man called

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Speaker 1: and how I let you let you know?

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Speaker 4: Have you seen her today? And where are you from Jersey?

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Speaker 4: I'm ap around Newark.

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Speaker 3: I mean you said it's a lot smootherer than you

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Speaker 3: thought it was gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, anytime something another man from the call,

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Speaker 1: another man by his wife, I mean, yeah, you don't

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Speaker 1: expect it to be nothing.

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Speaker 4: You know, pretty simple, that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: I didn't contemplate it a long time by calling you

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Speaker 1: saw you know today, I just said to hell with it.

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Speaker 1: So I've been had your number, I had your number

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Speaker 1: a long time. Sorry.

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Speaker 3: Now you say you're looking there's a lot smooth than

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Speaker 3: you thought it was gonna be. It ain't that smooth.

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Speaker 3: But you know, you don't want. You know, the thing is,

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Speaker 3: you got one up on me because you know my information.

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Speaker 3: Now I'll come for you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, hold up. Now you

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Speaker 1: be looking for me or something. Brother, Look look at it.

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Speaker 1: Let's check this out. This is a decision that the

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Speaker 1: wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. So you

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Speaker 1: have no reason to be mad at me about anything.

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Speaker 1: You have no reason to be coming looking for me

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Speaker 1: or any information on me, because see, when that happens,

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Speaker 4: And I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why

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Speaker 4: I'm calling you like a man. Brother.

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Speaker 3: Trust me, man, it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know. Man, I'm letting

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Speaker 1: a long time. YadA YadA. So now you know here

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Speaker 3: Should did this on the phone together out of respect

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Speaker 3: that both y'all a lot more.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you know, and then you know, if that's

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Speaker 1: what it's got to be we be face to face

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Speaker 3: I prefer you know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So, but let me ask you this. Where is

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Speaker 1: going there? Once we both staying flat footed and tell

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Speaker 3: Ain't gonna never be flat footed?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well flat footed upside down anyway you want to look

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Speaker 1: at it. Bro, I'm trying not to get into this

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Speaker 1: physical part, but it seemed like you leaning that way

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Speaker 3: It could be with us, you know, it could be

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Speaker 3: don't make a difference.

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Speaker 1: It never does, brother, it never does. When two bulls

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Speaker 1: come together, one of them got to go down.

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Speaker 3: Now, guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You

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Speaker 3: got my information? Guess what now I'm lock loaded a

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Speaker 3: hunting for you.

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Speaker 4: You lock and loaded.

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Speaker 3: There's no need for you to say. There's no need

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Speaker 3: for us discuss anymore.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool, you know, no matter while we're at it, Man,

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Speaker 1: let me go and drop it all on you then,

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Speaker 1: because it seemed like we need to go and get

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Speaker 4: You cool, You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I think you need you know, matter of fact, if

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Speaker 1: a lina and make sure you to pop into.

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Speaker 4: That all right, feel me?

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Speaker 3: Got it?

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have your wife get your call man,

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Speaker 1: because we didn't contemplate it too long at it's time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you do that. You know my information? Like I said,

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Speaker 3: you said enough, you hit enough bones there. Now I'm

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Speaker 3: really older on a hundred for somebody, So you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean, Somebody got to go.

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Speaker 1: What you mean you what's all this? Somebody got to go.

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Speaker 1: What you're saying, somebody got to go go, Like, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're talking about either me or you. One of us

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Speaker 1: got to go because you're saying the wrong thing. Because

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Speaker 1: what you must understand is if I'm giving you as

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Speaker 1: much information as I already have, that means I have

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Speaker 1: enough information to know where you are.

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Speaker 4: Brother.

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Speaker 1: You know nothing about me norway I resigne. So if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna talk about lock and load, then somebody got

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Speaker 1: to go. Then you're saying it to the wrong person

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Speaker 1: because I'm already up on you.

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Speaker 4: Player.

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Speaker 3: You got to talk. At first off, you ain't really

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Speaker 3: annoyed because it got a country accent. So second off,

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Speaker 3: like you're dealing with the real street. So however you

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Speaker 3: want to handle it, you know my man permission. Guess what,

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Speaker 3: I don't resided in the morning. I ain't bet no more.

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Speaker 3: Guess what Now you gotta start from scratch like me.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Man, here go to math.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: You ready for that? You ready for this? Math? You ready?

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Speaker 5: Here?

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Speaker 4: Go to math.

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Speaker 1: This nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you've

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Speaker 1: been pranked by your wife? Yeah, black man till I boy,

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Speaker 1: you you kind of had me scared for a minute

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Speaker 1: because you really wasn't flinching. You whatever you eating over there,

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Speaker 1: you never did stop eating on it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna keep eating.

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Speaker 3: I listen to you every morning.

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Speaker 4: What's the baddest radio morning show.

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Speaker 3: In the land, The Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 1: And now you're having folks, that's for today.

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Speaker 4: We help.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, let me jump on the plane. I'm headed

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Speaker 1: to Baltimore. I'm working, working all weekend Friday, Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's the comedy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, tom You remember when the boys came up to

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Speaker 5: the house to beat you up and you went and

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Speaker 5: hid up under my lips. But then they saw you

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Speaker 5: because you little bigger shoes was sticking out.

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Speaker 4: This is too much. You're still okay The line before, Man,

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Speaker 4: it's not the Steve Harvey Morning Show roast. Yes, it is,

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Speaker 4: seems like it is. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 4: Morning Show