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Speaker 1: All right, guys, So the weather is getting nice springs

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Speaker 1: upon us in just a couple of weeks, and it's

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Speaker 1: starting to get real nice out the sun is getting later.

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Speaker 1: It's that time of year when people start enjoying the outdoors.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: So here's the question. If you guys have ever had

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Speaker 1: a day outdoors that went totally totally wrong. Okay, maybe

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Speaker 1: you got lost, you had an animal chase, you you know,

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Speaker 1: when you're out fishing or doing whatever you do outside.

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Speaker 1: What is one of your best outdoor or your worst

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Speaker 1: outdoor disaster stories? Junior, starting with you.

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Speaker 3: But ma'am, boy scouts, and my father was a troop leader.

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Speaker 4: The worst troop leader ever is a boy scout.

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Speaker 1: Not Delburgh tried.

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Speaker 3: To have a black ben out in these woods with

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Speaker 3: four black kids and the only rest of the troop

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Speaker 3: in white. We didn't have no badges by the time

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Speaker 3: we left that damn cat. We didn't get a that

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Speaker 3: tying badge. We didn't get a Scouts on a bad

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Speaker 3: we didn't get not a deb We didn't even build

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Speaker 3: a tent. We slept in the truck.

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Speaker 1: He was worse.

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Speaker 3: De Belie didn't know what the hell he was doing.

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Speaker 3: Were gonna compete, But we won the race. That's all

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Speaker 3: we want. We got one bad out of four day's.

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Speaker 4: Damn that day, y'all slept in the truck, JUNI we slept.

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Speaker 2: We didn't even build a tent.

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Speaker 3: We didn't get that bad. We couldn't put the tin up.

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Speaker 3: He just turned the truck on and we slept in there. Upright, upright, upright.

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Speaker 3: Your family, my friends hated my father.

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Speaker 2: We lost.

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Speaker 1: Troop nine eighty nine lost.

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Speaker 2: Tell me, oh I went, I went, this is the worst.

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Speaker 2: I think. I went fishing with my mother and my

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Speaker 2: grandmother Lake Livingston in Texas, and I lost the keys

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Speaker 2: to the car. No. And in Lake Livingston they got

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Speaker 2: a section that that is quick saying, yeah, quick saying,

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Speaker 2: and I swear, I like, I think I think them

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Speaker 2: keys is in the quick saying. That's why I think

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Speaker 2: it is. And you know now I'm over there around

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Speaker 2: and sticking, sticking and sticking it, trying to get it,

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Speaker 2: trying to see it. I see it, and man, my daddy, show,

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Speaker 2: here is your ass doing over here? By the quick tap?

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Speaker 1: What's you over here?

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Speaker 4: For? What is you over here?

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Speaker 2: I said, I think that he said the keys is

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Speaker 2: in there in your ass and being there with the keys?

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Speaker 2: What is wrong with your.

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Speaker 1: Wow? You guys, it's long story short.

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Speaker 2: The keys was hanging in the back of the trunk

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Speaker 2: in the in the keyhole.

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Speaker 1: Oh wowow.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Was of searching for the keys. Man, I'm the

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Speaker 2: quick saying looking for it.

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Speaker 4: I never I never liked hunting, but I used to

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Speaker 4: go hunting with my grandfather and my uncle. My dad

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Speaker 4: wasn't a hunter, so I was my grandfather and my uncle,

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Speaker 4: my sister, my mama's brother, uncle Donald, and we're out

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Speaker 4: hunting and my uncle Rogers came with us. The uncle

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Speaker 4: my father don't like my father's sister's husband. He never

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Speaker 4: liked him. He just thought he was worthless and he was.

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Speaker 4: And anyway, I knew that as a boy at ten,

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Speaker 4: I knew this uncle right here. And so we had

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Speaker 4: these buck shots. And so my uncle Roger, we was

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Speaker 4: walking and they had told him how to carry his rifle.

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Speaker 4: But somehow something happened. I don't because he was behind me,

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Speaker 4: so I don't really know how it happened. But his

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Speaker 4: shotgun went off, but it shot straight up. But now

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Speaker 4: we sitting now, we don't know immediately what the problem is. Okay,

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Speaker 4: but the buck shot hit a hornet's nest, So for

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Speaker 4: a minute you didn't know what it was. Everybody was

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Speaker 4: just rody, What did you do? What is your gun

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Speaker 4: going off? And then all of a sudden you heard

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Speaker 4: this hum and here they come. I'm out. I got

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Speaker 4: one little bee thing on back of my arm and

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Speaker 4: that's all I needed. My little fast ass was gone.

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Speaker 4: So my grandfather and uncle, they from the country. They know,

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Speaker 4: they ran straight to the lake because they wasn't we

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Speaker 4: wasn't far from water. They ran straight to the lake.

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Speaker 4: My uncle Roger sent up there, got stirring about one

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Speaker 4: hundred fidget them bees ate his ass.

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Speaker 1: You can't make it up.

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Speaker 4: They ate his ass up.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.