1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, 2 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: I fixed your glitch? 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 2: You did? 4 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 1: What? Who's it? The glitch that you were having has 5 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 1: been fixed. 6 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 2: Buddy, I I don't know you are. Yeah, Omar, oh, Omar, Hi. 7 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: My name is Juniper and I'm calling from the IT department. 8 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: You put in a ticket last week because your lappietop 9 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: was giving you trouble. 10 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 2: Oh okay, man, I didn't know who you were. Man 11 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 2: you were yeah? Before Yeah? Were you able to fix 12 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 2: my computer? Are you was like freezing? 13 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: Yeah? So I was able to get inside. I fixed 14 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,960 Speaker 1: the glitch that you had. 15 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 2: Okay, it was good. 16 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: It was a pleasure to be able to fix it 17 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: for you. I remotely accessed your laptop and I was 18 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: in there for a while perising, and I found the 19 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,680 Speaker 1: issue and I was able to fix it. And it 20 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: wasn't any kind of malware or anything like that. Just 21 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: so you know. 22 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, everything okay, which you lost? 23 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:42,399 Speaker 1: I see, everything is wonderful. I was actually very excited 24 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:46,199 Speaker 1: to be able to work on your issue and fix 25 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: that glitch for you. 26 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 2: Omar, I agree, there's not anything else. 27 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: It was lonely, it was. 28 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 2: It was lonely. 29 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: Yes, there's no malware on your computer, but I found 30 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: it to be very lonely, so it was nice to 31 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: spend time with it and give it some attention. 32 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 2: Man, what are you talking about? 33 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: Your webcam was on for quite a while. Have you 34 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: noticed any problems with your webcam? 35 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, wait, well on, my webcam was on, so yes, 36 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 2: you shut it offwards, you just let it run. 37 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: Somehow it started while I was working on your computers 38 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,799 Speaker 1: as much. That must have been a weird glitch. I 39 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: don't know how it happened, but yes, your webcam fired 40 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 1: up for a few hours the other night, like when 41 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: I was sleep it, you snore loudly. 42 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 2: Hold on, were you looking at me? 43 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 1: Oh? No, of course not. It would be unprofessional for 44 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 1: me to watch people through their web cameras. 45 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 2: Oh his. 46 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: The lights were off whenever it fired up, so you 47 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: were looking at me. 48 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 2: No. 49 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,920 Speaker 1: I couldn't see anything on the camera, but I could 50 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: hear some soft snores coming from the other side of 51 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: the room, and so I figured that maybe it was 52 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: in your bedroom or somewhere near that, and maybe you 53 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 1: were snoring away while I was working on your glitch. 54 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 2: Uh uh No, you know, oh man, that's a violation 55 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 2: of my privacy. Bro, you can't be doing that. And 56 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 2: I have been watching me. 57 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 1: Well, I've been working on your computer day and night 58 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: for four days now. 59 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 2: Boy, Well you hope I won't find you. I wanna 60 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 2: have to call a cop to do something on this. Man, 61 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 2: there's no way you'd be going through my stuff tidally. Bro, 62 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 2: you sound like a jeffre o'donna type. No, I'm calling 63 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 2: the cops. I'm calling it FBI, I'm calling HR, I'm 64 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 2: calling everybody on. 65 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: Hey, Omar, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show 66 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your coworker. Sammy 67 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: set you up. 68 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 2: Oh, it's a joke. 69 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: He said that your computer was having issues and it 70 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: needed to fix it, and you wanted to mess with you. 71 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 2: I was yeah that boy. That was a good one though, 72 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 2: because I didn't know. I was freaking of arms. Get 73 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 2: goosebumps from 74 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.