1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: My Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, the production 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 1: of My Heart Radio. Hey, welcome to Stuff to Blow 3 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: your Mind. My name is Robert Lamb and I'm Joe McCormick, 4 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: and we're back continuing the spoon challenge. This is part 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 1: two of our talk about spoons. If you haven't listened 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: to part one from Tuesday of this week, you should 7 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: go back and do that one first. But yeah, we're 8 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 1: here to shove more spoons in your brain. Yeah we have, 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: we have. We've quite a lot of cool stuff in 10 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: this one as well. We've got more stuff on ancient 11 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: Chinese spoons. We have some Chinese poetry, we've got vampires, 12 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: we've got spoon magic, a little spoon pop culture. Yeah, 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: loads of fun. So let's dive right in. Sure. So 14 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: in the last episode, we talked about the spoon as 15 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: an invention, the way that we might not usually think 16 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: about such a simple household object, and we talked about 17 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: some of the archaeological research in the earliest spoons, like 18 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: how artifacts that could be interpreted as spoons show up 19 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: in rare and isolated instances back into the Paleolithic, but 20 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:14,919 Speaker 1: that after the Neolithic Revolution, when a settled existence based 21 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: on farming becomes common spoons start to proliferate in the 22 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,839 Speaker 1: archaeological record, and that there's some I think very clear 23 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: reasons for that. For one thing, we talked about a 24 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 1: paper from twenty nineteen by Stefanovitch at All arguing that 25 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: many of these Neolithic bone spoons were probably used for 26 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: feeding babies, and that as such they might well reflect 27 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: a broader historical change in the options available for the 28 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: care and feeding of young children, when you had things 29 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: like animal milk and cereal grains that had emerged as 30 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: as food stuffs from from again that Neolithic agricultural revolution, 31 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: so you'd have a sort of new regime of society 32 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: is based on gruel and spoon tech. And then of 33 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,639 Speaker 1: course we talked about the spoons of ancient Egypt in China, 34 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: and I guess I wanted to pick up today with 35 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: the subject of ancient spoons in China, and so one 36 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: source I I looked to here was a book called 37 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: Fermentations and Food Science. This is by uh Shing Sung Huong, 38 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: published by Cambridge University Press in the year two thousand. 39 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,239 Speaker 1: This is part of a series on science and Civilization 40 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: in China, edited by Joseph Needham. I think we've referred 41 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 1: to some of the books in the series before. Yes, 42 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: his his name rings a belfish. And so the first 43 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: passage about spoons in this book comes in the context 44 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: of a question about the known practice of ancient Chinese cooking. 45 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,959 Speaker 1: That would be the parching of cooked grain. And this 46 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: is uh, this was a food tradition that wouldn't have 47 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:50,359 Speaker 1: been limited to ancient China. Number of cultures would serve 48 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: parched grains of a certain kind. This would basically just 49 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: mean like cooking the water content out of a grain 50 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: that had already been cooked, perhaps by boiling or something. 51 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 1: And so in this context, Huoan writes that quote, since 52 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: the ancient Chinese did not have ovens, one way to 53 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: parch the grain would be to stir it in a 54 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: heated pot. This stirring was probably done with a spoon 55 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 1: or ladle called p The earliest reference to this instrument 56 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: is found in The she Ching, which states quote, messy 57 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: is the stew in the pot. Bent is the thornwood spoon. 58 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 1: Now a note on that source. The The she Ching 59 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 1: is also known as the Classic of Poetry or sometimes 60 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 1: the Book of Odes. It has a number of names 61 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: I don't know which one you're most familiar with, Rob, 62 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: but it's I'm sure you've come across this work before. 63 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: It's one of the earliest, perhaps the earliest surviving collection 64 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 1: of Chinese poetry. It's roughly hundred to three thousand years old. 65 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: I believe traditionally said to have been compiled by Confucius, 66 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: but I think modern scholars dispute that authorship claim. But anyway, 67 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: I I got really curious about this line because I 68 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 1: didn't understand what this meant. Messy is the stew in 69 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 1: the pot, bent is the thornwood spoon. I was like, 70 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: what does that mean? So I went looking for the 71 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: source to see the context, and this led me down, Uh, 72 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: an interesting rabbit trail. I hope you're you're willing to 73 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: go on a on a digression about ancient Chinese poetry 74 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: with me. So I found another translation. This is an 75 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: English translation by William Jennings that appears to have been 76 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: a very common early translation. And I'm sure some stuff 77 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: is getting lost because it has some amount of meter 78 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: and rhyme in English, which I which I would assume 79 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: means that that a good bit is getting sort of reshaped, meaningwise, 80 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 1: across the languages, but it will hopefully be at least 81 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: close enough to get the gist of the poem. And 82 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: so if I have identified the right poem here this 83 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 1: line is from a poem that in translation is called 84 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: the Neglected Eastern States. And the poem seems to be 85 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 1: spoken by a court official living in the East who 86 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: is apparently lamenting that once he had it great, and 87 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,719 Speaker 1: he lived a life of luxury, but now he is 88 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: in the East. He's in the Eastern States, and he 89 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: has really hit the skids. Times are tough in the 90 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: Eastern States, like one of the quatrains. Here is here 91 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,239 Speaker 1: in the East, the sons of nobles for service hard 92 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,159 Speaker 1: remain unpaid. There in the West the sons of nobles 93 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: are in most gorgeous garb delayed. So the thing being 94 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: set up here is here in the East. Times are tough. 95 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 1: In the West, things are, or at least used to 96 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: be really nice. And so we were back in the 97 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 1: West he would have it nice, but instead he's here 98 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: living tough. Right, And so this line about the spoon 99 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,720 Speaker 1: and the William Jennings translation here, I think it goes 100 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 1: like this, once sucked we from well laid in trenchers 101 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 1: and thornwood spoons bent to the loads. So if I'm 102 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 1: interpreting that right, I think the idea is once like 103 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 1: our stew was so rich and so awesome that it 104 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 1: literally been the spoons that we were trying to use 105 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: to stir and eat it. Oh wow, just so loaded 106 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: down with deliciousness, that the spoons are breaking off left 107 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,840 Speaker 1: and right. Okay, I've never heard of comparison like that before, 108 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: but that's pretty good. I mean, it seems it seems 109 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,479 Speaker 1: like the kind of thing that you would have seen 110 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: in um, like American advertisements for like chunky soups, you know, 111 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: because muse. Maybe we're getting a little out of it now, 112 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: but it seems like for a long time that was 113 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: like the staple like chunky style soups, uh and advertisements 114 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: for really just almost solid soups that it looks like 115 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: you would have you would lose some spoons in. This 116 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,720 Speaker 1: was the real stu soup currency of the nineties. I remember, 117 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: like Campbell's would really emphasize in their ads back then, 118 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: this is no thin, watery broth anymore. This is soup 119 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:56,520 Speaker 1: that is so thick you could like lay mortar with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, um. 120 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 1: It was actually, I guess a little a little bit 121 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: of like a cultural shock to me when I first 122 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,919 Speaker 1: started having more broth based soups at some point in 123 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 1: my life, you know, and uh and and realized that, well, 124 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 1: you know that there's a rich tradition of soups and 125 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: they over the world, and they don't all have to 126 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: be this thick, you know, they don't have to be 127 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 1: like corn starch by weight. Yeah. I don't think I've 128 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,920 Speaker 1: ever broke well, you know, I think I have broken 129 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: spoons often in uh, like take out fair before. You know, 130 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 1: I can't specifically remember it. You know, you get like 131 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 1: a cheap spoon and you have like kind of a 132 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: thick um like I don't know, potato salad or something 133 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: like that. You try and spoon it out. You may 134 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: lose a spoon in there. It's true. This raises a 135 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,560 Speaker 1: question I've never considered before. But in the creation of 136 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 1: disposable utensils, I guess you have a choice, you you know, 137 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: so you're making a cheap plastic spoon, do you go 138 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 1: more towards it bends when it reaches it's it's stress limit, 139 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,239 Speaker 1: or do you go more towards its snaps? And breaks 140 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: when it reaches its stress limit. I feel like I've 141 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: had some plastic spoons that managed to both. Like it 142 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: was both flimsy and brittle. In a way, it was 143 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 1: a miracle of material sciences, Like how did they? How 144 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: did it fail in all categories? It might as well 145 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: be spunge sugar or something. But okay, anyway, back to this, 146 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 1: this poem from the the she ching Uh. In the end, 147 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: there was one thing I thought that was pretty interesting 148 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,400 Speaker 1: in this poem, which is that the speaker starts looking 149 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 1: to the constellations up in the sky, but picks up 150 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 1: again on the utensil imagery from the beginning of the poem, 151 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: but referring to to the constellations. So the last part 152 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 1: of the poem goes like this. There in the south 153 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: the sieve is shining, yet not for sifting was it made. 154 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 1: There in the north appears the ladle, Yet narrow liquor 155 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:50,560 Speaker 1: will it laid? The southward there the sieve be shining. 156 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 1: Here points its tongue beyond the rest. Though northward there 157 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: appear the ladle. It hoists its handle in the west. 158 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,719 Speaker 1: Now I really don't know exactly what to make of that, 159 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: but it struck me as as very curious. I wondered 160 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: if you had thoughts on that. Like, obviously, I guess 161 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:12,239 Speaker 1: there are some constellations in the sky that are regularly 162 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: compared to household items, particularly kitchen items. I mean that 163 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,320 Speaker 1: like the Big Dipper being ladle of sorts. Yeah, I mean, 164 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: that's that's where my mind goes. Not not knowing anything 165 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,320 Speaker 1: about the origin of this or any interpretations of it, 166 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 1: just it seems like just a beautiful way of saying, hey, 167 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,880 Speaker 1: there's a there's a big spoon in the sky, but 168 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:33,560 Speaker 1: you can't eat with it for looking at well. Also 169 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,960 Speaker 1: the idea that so even the ladle in the stars 170 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 1: hoist its handle in the West, it's almost like, oh, 171 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,360 Speaker 1: that is only for people of the Western States to 172 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:47,079 Speaker 1: reach down and ladle their skies to with. Though I 173 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,199 Speaker 1: don't know, maybe maybe I'm reading that wrong. Even the 174 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 1: stars conspire against me and prevent me from having luxurious 175 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 1: soups and fine roads. This really is an epic complainer poem. Well, 176 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: you didn't have Yelp reviews back then. This was how 177 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 1: you had had to go about it. So anyway, I 178 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 1: don't know, maybe we'll have to come back and get 179 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,840 Speaker 1: some context on this poem in the future, but for now, 180 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:11,120 Speaker 1: back to the spoon, right, yeah, back to what Huang 181 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,840 Speaker 1: had to say about the P. Here's and that's written 182 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:18,040 Speaker 1: P I in English. But uh. Huang writes that the 183 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,440 Speaker 1: P came in various sizes and shapes and were used 184 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 1: as both cooking and serving utensils. The lee Chi records 185 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: a P used in rituals and presumably also in entertaining 186 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:35,080 Speaker 1: that was three to five ft long. That sounds too 187 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 1: long to be practical. It's like for show almost right, Yeah, yeah, 188 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:44,440 Speaker 1: I mean you do find various serving uh performances and 189 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 1: cultures around the world, so it makes sense, you know, 190 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: get out of ridiculously long uh ladle here and have 191 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:53,480 Speaker 1: somebody who has practiced it. It's use enough that they're 192 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: not going to make a huge mess. Yeah, exactly going 193 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 1: on with Wong. It also mentions a different but equally 194 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: long P, which is a two pronged fork. It was 195 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,920 Speaker 1: so named because its shape is similar to that of 196 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: the constellation P now identified as Epsilon tari. So this 197 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,240 Speaker 1: is interesting again because this comes back to comparing the 198 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:19,679 Speaker 1: kitchen utensils to constellations in the poem. Yeah, yeah, this 199 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:23,559 Speaker 1: is interesting. Now, I don't know if this repeated association 200 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: between constellations in cooking utensils is just a total coincidence 201 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 1: based on what I happen to be reading here, or 202 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:34,120 Speaker 1: if there's something significant about that. But anyway, reading further 203 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,559 Speaker 1: in Fermentations and food Science, um Huoan goes on to 204 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,719 Speaker 1: say later that ancient Chinese text speak, of course of 205 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,520 Speaker 1: this long spoon p which is which is an instrument 206 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 1: to stir food while it's being cooked in a pot. 207 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:50,400 Speaker 1: But there's also apparently a small p which long Wrights 208 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: quote would be the equivalent of the modern spoon, which 209 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 1: is used universally for conveying soup from a container, a 210 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,000 Speaker 1: caldron or bowl into one's mouth. But then you've also 211 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 1: got this other thing thing that's a type of ladle 212 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,760 Speaker 1: called a show, and this is for distributing liquid like 213 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 1: broth or wine from a large pot into a smaller bowl. 214 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,560 Speaker 1: Now Huan goes onto catalog different types of spoons that 215 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,840 Speaker 1: appear in uh, you know, different periods in Chinese history, 216 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,680 Speaker 1: made out of different materials, different average lengths and stuff 217 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 1: like that. One of the interesting ideas raised, and I 218 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 1: think this connects to sort of connects to some things 219 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,640 Speaker 1: we've already talked about. Was that early bronze spoons in 220 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 1: ancient China appear to have had a sharp point, and 221 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,120 Speaker 1: this may have been used to cut meat. So I 222 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,920 Speaker 1: could imagine maybe if you have, like I don't know 223 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,960 Speaker 1: exactly that this would be the use case. But if 224 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: you had, say, chunks of meat floating around in a 225 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,679 Speaker 1: soup or a stew, you could use the spoon to 226 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 1: lift the soup or the stew into the mouth. But 227 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,960 Speaker 1: also maybe like press a piece of meat against the 228 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 1: side of the bowl and cut it with the sharp point. M. Yeah, 229 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 1: this is interesting though it does raise the question like 230 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,080 Speaker 1: why would it be necessary to sharpen and because as 231 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,720 Speaker 1: we all know, using metal spoons in our lives, uh, 232 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:08,160 Speaker 1: we can cut with the spoon even if it's not sharpened, um. 233 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,800 Speaker 1: And it you can certainly apply some pressure and use it, 234 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,559 Speaker 1: you know, certainly on things like stewed meat, stewed vegetables, 235 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,400 Speaker 1: you know, things that are not too tough. Um. And 236 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,960 Speaker 1: I don't know, I guess the the idea of of 237 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:25,080 Speaker 1: the spoon being sharpened in some way makes me feel 238 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,920 Speaker 1: a little nervous, a little anxious, you know, like I 239 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 1: can just imagine things going wrong. I don't I don't 240 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,800 Speaker 1: want any sharpened spoons in my life. Well, your logic 241 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 1: there may have been the one that won out in 242 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,360 Speaker 1: historical spoon design in ancient China, because Swong also says 243 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 1: that the spoons tend to start taking a rounder form 244 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,080 Speaker 1: in the spring and autumn period, and then by the 245 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,600 Speaker 1: time of the Warring States period, you've got these like 246 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 1: lacquered wooden spoons that start to become the dominant format. Yeah, well, 247 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,080 Speaker 1: I mean I could see it being a trend for 248 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: a little bit and then people bagging away from it, 249 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,600 Speaker 1: like like essentially it could been a campaign, Right are 250 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,920 Speaker 1: you tie to this happening to you? And you know, 251 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 1: and imagine like the ad of somebody trying to cut 252 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: meat with their spoon and it's just not working and 253 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 1: cut their tongue off. Well, that that would be the 254 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,200 Speaker 1: follow up, right, are you're you're tired of cutting your 255 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,199 Speaker 1: tongue off with your sharpened spoon? But before that, it 256 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,440 Speaker 1: would be like, are you tired of having chunks of 257 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 1: meat that just cannot be cut in half with your spoon? 258 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:22,440 Speaker 1: Try the sharpened spoon blood's running down your chin will 259 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 1: be a better way. Um, well, well, we'll come back 260 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 1: to very briefly a spin on this in a bed. 261 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 1: I guess one thing that we're trying to drive home 262 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,560 Speaker 1: in these examples is that something like the spoon and 263 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 1: invention like the spoon has as every day as it is, 264 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 1: you know it is. It is so close to our 265 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,040 Speaker 1: lives that we often forget about it. But it's also 266 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,040 Speaker 1: so close to our lives that it is susceptible to 267 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:57,000 Speaker 1: cultural pressure and uh in in various design trends. So 268 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 1: even though the spoon, you might think, well, the spoon 269 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,200 Speaker 1: never changes, but if the spoon does change and I 270 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:06,720 Speaker 1: ran across a wonderful example of this. Uh One interesting 271 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 1: uh tidbit from the history of spoons, as related by B. 272 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,400 Speaker 1: Wilson in What Your Spoon Says about You from the Atlantic, 273 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,560 Speaker 1: and it concerns one small corner of the world during 274 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 1: a particular stretch of time, England in the seventeenth century. Okay, 275 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: so this would have been the time during and after 276 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:28,120 Speaker 1: the English Civil War, right, So yeah, at this point 277 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,200 Speaker 1: set the setting here, the monarchy had been disposed of 278 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:35,040 Speaker 1: and Oliver Cromwell had risen to power. Now, the results 279 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 1: in Commonwealth rule didn't last very long, Like Cromwell ruled 280 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:43,120 Speaker 1: from sixteen fifty three until his death in sixteen fifty eight, 281 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,600 Speaker 1: and at that point it pretty much collapsed under his 282 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 1: son's leadership the following year. So that's not really a 283 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 1: long time to to bust out a lot of spoons 284 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 1: under your rule. But there are some interesting changes that 285 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 1: took place. So before Cromwell rose to power, you saw 286 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: a lot of these silver, proper British spoons that had 287 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 1: fig shaped bowls and what Wilson describes as chunky hexagonal stems. Uh. 288 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 1: They also describe it as having a bowl like a 289 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 1: tear drop quote widening toward the end that you put 290 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: in your mouth. They tended to have decorative knops at 291 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,400 Speaker 1: the top. Knops were artistic flourishes that often feature things 292 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:28,040 Speaker 1: like humanoid forms, ladies, animals, that sort of thing. But 293 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 1: then again Cromwell comes to power, and under Cromwell's strict 294 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: Puritan regime, this sort of spoon was no longer favorite 295 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,960 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, So you see the rise of 296 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:40,560 Speaker 1: Puritan spoons, which were quote simple, shallow egg shaped spoons 297 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:45,400 Speaker 1: with flat stems and no decoration, no knops, and you 298 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 1: could generally see this as part of like the Puritan 299 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:52,560 Speaker 1: impulse against representative art. Right right, yeah, now B. Wilson 300 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: has a wonderful passage. I want to read this. They write, quote, 301 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: none of these decorative spoons found favor during the Commonwealth 302 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 1: when when ex us if decoration of any kind, particularly religious, 303 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:06,919 Speaker 1: was disapproved of, the roundheads lopped the heads off spoons, 304 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 1: just as they lopped off the king's head. It's a 305 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,719 Speaker 1: nice comparison there. Uh, that would be referring to Charles 306 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,960 Speaker 1: the First who was to be headed at the after 307 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,720 Speaker 1: losing the English Civil War. So anyway, these Puritan spoons suddenly, 308 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,600 Speaker 1: uh they are the trend. But they were. They were. 309 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,400 Speaker 1: They were not only plain, they were also hefty. They 310 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:29,159 Speaker 1: were big hunks of silver. Uh. And it's thought that 311 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 1: this was a way for people to hoard their silver 312 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,800 Speaker 1: that way when the local government came calling, which which 313 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,879 Speaker 1: they apparently would do, and say, hey, we need all 314 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,000 Speaker 1: your extra silver to pay for the town's defense. Well 315 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:44,480 Speaker 1: you can say, the only silver I have are these 316 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,199 Speaker 1: silver utensils, and I need those to eat. Uh, So sorry, 317 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,159 Speaker 1: I'm going to hang onto these. So it was a 318 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,520 Speaker 1: way of having essential use silver in your house. I 319 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,679 Speaker 1: just making sure that all of your silver was a 320 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,879 Speaker 1: part of your your eating utensils. Now this is very 321 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:04,520 Speaker 1: interesting because it makes me wonder if this is antecedent too, 322 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,800 Speaker 1: or like somehow connected to this tradition I never really understood, 323 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 1: but was still around in American families when I was 324 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: growing up, that like as a wedding present, people would 325 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,359 Speaker 1: be would be given an expensive set of silver, like 326 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,199 Speaker 1: the family silver, you know, special dining wear. But as 327 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,560 Speaker 1: far as I understood it, this was never to be used. 328 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,600 Speaker 1: It was just like it was like the most expensive 329 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,800 Speaker 1: stuff that you have in your house, and you just 330 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,280 Speaker 1: keep it in a drawer, You keep it stuck away, 331 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,800 Speaker 1: and maybe me you get it out to uh polish 332 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,120 Speaker 1: it and care for it, and occasionally maybe you eat 333 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 1: with it, but certainly not not all the time. Now again, 334 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,760 Speaker 1: the commonwealth fell eventually, and then came the restoration. And 335 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,480 Speaker 1: as Charles the Second returns from exile, he brings with 336 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,720 Speaker 1: him a new spoon style, and as Wilson points out, 337 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,640 Speaker 1: the shift here was sudden. The triffid spoon takes over 338 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,760 Speaker 1: a deep oval bowl spoon with a flat handle and 339 00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:01,160 Speaker 1: a distinctive cleft shape at the end. Wilson writes quote, 340 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: no British person had ever eaten from such a spoon before. 341 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:08,360 Speaker 1: In Britain. The first triffids are hallmarked sixteen sixty, Yet 342 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,600 Speaker 1: by sixteen eighty they had spread through the entirety of 343 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,200 Speaker 1: Charles's Kingdom and remained the dominant spoon type for forty years, 344 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,240 Speaker 1: killing off both the Puritan spoon and the fig shaped 345 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,439 Speaker 1: spoons that went before and their designs. Apparently, you know, 346 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 1: it wasn't just about how they hold soup and gruel 347 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,359 Speaker 1: in this case, Uh, you know, it's also about how 348 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,439 Speaker 1: you hold the spoon. I think we touched on this before. 349 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,520 Speaker 1: Like the way a spoon is designed not only has 350 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,880 Speaker 1: an influence on how you eat, it also influences how 351 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: you're gonna interact with the spoon with your hand, how 352 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Speaker 1: you're gonna hold it. So the triffid here could be 353 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:45,199 Speaker 1: held regally, uh, in the in a polite, you know, 354 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,640 Speaker 1: thoroughly English way. So that also appears to be part 355 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 1: of it. You know, it's like there's a new rule. 356 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 1: There are new uh you know, the restored rule. There 357 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,360 Speaker 1: there are new you know, new new ideas were going 358 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 1: kind of going against the Puritan concepts of how we 359 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 1: should interact with our food. And so the triffid here 360 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 1: is is in fashion. Uh, and it's going to uh 361 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,360 Speaker 1: have an influence on the way we we consume our 362 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,600 Speaker 1: soup or what have you. I didn't think to look 363 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,480 Speaker 1: this up ahead of time, but I realized, now there's 364 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,879 Speaker 1: got to be a John Dryden poem about triffid spoons. 365 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,399 Speaker 1: Then that just seemed perfect. Yeah, I mean, especially if 366 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,840 Speaker 1: it was you know, this big of a deal. That's 367 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:29,119 Speaker 1: a sweeping change. Well, a quick Google search does not 368 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 1: reveal anything, alright. The next spoon I'd like to talk 369 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 1: about is, uh is something from meso American history. Uh. 370 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,960 Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Spoons can, of course be decorative, 371 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 1: and we find an interesting decorative spoon in the ritual 372 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,320 Speaker 1: spoon pendance of the Old Met people's This was the 373 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:50,080 Speaker 1: earliest known major meso American civilization. And if you visit 374 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,240 Speaker 1: the Met in New York City, uh, you may be 375 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 1: able to see one of these. I know they have 376 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:58,200 Speaker 1: them in their collection. Um may from some somewhere between 377 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,560 Speaker 1: the tenth and fourth century. Beasts E. I included a 378 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,440 Speaker 1: picture here for you to look at, Joe, so you 379 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,959 Speaker 1: can see what I'm talking about. You if you just 380 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 1: you know, look, if you look one up and you 381 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,640 Speaker 1: didn't know what you're looking at, you might be forgiven 382 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,640 Speaker 1: for not recognizing this as a spoon. No. So it's 383 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 1: got a spoon like depression in it, but if you 384 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 1: were to flip it on its side, it almost looks 385 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,600 Speaker 1: kind of like a submarine. It's like a long cigar shape, 386 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,400 Speaker 1: and then it's got a big bulge, sort of cylindrical 387 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,440 Speaker 1: bulge in one section. Yeah, yeah, it um. I see 388 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,119 Speaker 1: it often described as as a T shaped pendent, but 389 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,600 Speaker 1: it also looks to me like a like a P, 390 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,760 Speaker 1: like a like like a big P with an extra 391 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,359 Speaker 1: stem on top um. And there is a there is 392 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,640 Speaker 1: a bowl area, but it's it's rather shallow. Uh So, 393 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,600 Speaker 1: in particular with it the all mac spoon pendance. These 394 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,919 Speaker 1: jade T shaped pendance are thought to have been used 395 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 1: for semon ceremonial hallucinogenic consumption, and similar T shaped pendance 396 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 1: from the later Maya culture apparently signified the sacred breath. 397 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,920 Speaker 1: I was looking around for more information on these in 398 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,960 Speaker 1: ran across a November paper from Andrew D. Turner published 399 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,080 Speaker 1: in Ancient meso America, and the author here discusses uh 400 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 1: An interesting possibility and that is that these uh spoons 401 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,679 Speaker 1: with their what do our eyes look like? A strange shape, 402 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,360 Speaker 1: they might be based off the basic shape of the 403 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,879 Speaker 1: iridescent shells of wing oysters. And if you look up 404 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,120 Speaker 1: a wing oyster, they do have this kind of p shape. 405 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,399 Speaker 1: So again going back to what we talked about in 406 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,640 Speaker 1: the in the first episode about the idea of shells 407 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,800 Speaker 1: being something that ancient people's would have used as spoons 408 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,480 Speaker 1: before the creation of spoons, and then in the creation 409 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,119 Speaker 1: of spoons, you know, fixing a shell to a stick, 410 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,120 Speaker 1: that sort of thing. Uh. Isn't it interesting that we 411 00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:48,399 Speaker 1: we potentially see an example here of then actual invented spoons, 412 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 1: actual artifacts mimicking directly than the natural shape of this 413 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 1: shell that is no longer being used. Well, if there 414 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,199 Speaker 1: was a long running tradition of using natural you know, 415 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,040 Speaker 1: nature facts, objects found in nature, like the shells of 416 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:07,400 Speaker 1: oysters as spoons before you had a manufactory of artificial spoons, 417 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: I can imagine that a spoon used in a specific 418 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 1: religious or ritual context might be the one that you 419 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,680 Speaker 1: would most want to keep, like the old school spoon, 420 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 1: you know, because we get into the religious or ritual mindset. 421 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:25,440 Speaker 1: We're often trying to recreate scenes of the past, or 422 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,480 Speaker 1: our imagination of scenes of the past. Yeah, yeah, I 423 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,840 Speaker 1: think so. And then of course throw into that as 424 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,080 Speaker 1: well the idea of the of the the instrument or 425 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:37,400 Speaker 1: the invention becoming a symbol and just being becoming because 426 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,919 Speaker 1: that's also what we see going on here potentially with 427 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,400 Speaker 1: these pendants as is, even if they're no longer being 428 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:48,400 Speaker 1: used to consume a particular substance, they become symbolic of 429 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,560 Speaker 1: of that that magical ritual or some sort of idea 430 00:23:51,640 --> 00:24:01,560 Speaker 1: caught up in it. Out from here, this raises a 431 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,239 Speaker 1: question for me. I was thinking, well, okay, now we've 432 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,520 Speaker 1: talked about spoons in their interaction with sacred affairs and 433 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:12,800 Speaker 1: political affairs, um, but how about mythology and folklore. Well, 434 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 1: given the place that the spoon holds in human lives 435 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,480 Speaker 1: back through ancient times, it shouldn't be surprising that it 436 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,920 Speaker 1: does occasionally become imbued with mythic and magical properties. For starters, 437 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,399 Speaker 1: the figure of the witch or or any kind of 438 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 1: magical um female presence is often associated with household items 439 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,480 Speaker 1: that take on magical properties. So the broom is a 440 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,879 Speaker 1: prime example of this. In various tales of witches. We 441 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,639 Speaker 1: have the Baba Yaga's mortar and pestel that she uses 442 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,639 Speaker 1: to fly through the sky. Uh So, you better believe 443 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,800 Speaker 1: there are some magical spoons out there as well, and 444 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,240 Speaker 1: I have just a few examples of these. Oh boy. 445 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,879 Speaker 1: So according to Spoon Woman and Soul, the folk Belief 446 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 1: in Japanese Spoon by Wang, published in the Journal of 447 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,240 Speaker 1: Dadlane University, the spoon may take on magical associated sans 448 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 1: in Japanese folk belief associated with quote, mountains, females, souls 449 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,560 Speaker 1: with a supernatural, magical power of birth, praying for peace, 450 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,480 Speaker 1: being healthy, and exorcism, etcetera. I was also reading an 451 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:18,399 Speaker 1: article by Gabby Thompson of Volgemuth about East German translations 452 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,359 Speaker 1: of fairy tales, and this is this is fascinating. This 453 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,760 Speaker 1: is kind of a tangent, but it's worth it. Um. 454 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: The author points out that early East German versions of 455 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,200 Speaker 1: the Brothers Grimm's fairy tales, they've been very popular during 456 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 1: the Third Reich, so great care was taken in translating 457 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,560 Speaker 1: them a new uh So that so as distress values 458 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:43,400 Speaker 1: considered important and remove those again for East German readers. 459 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 1: That they deemed h quote harmful to a socialist education 460 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:51,400 Speaker 1: and hints modified. So here's an example. In the original 461 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:56,280 Speaker 1: Grimm's of tales, ending of Rumpel still skin, the bested 462 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 1: imp becomes so I rate. They stomps his foot down 463 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,440 Speaker 1: so hard that his entire leg becomes stuck in the ground. 464 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,800 Speaker 1: And then he's even more enraged. He pushes down with 465 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,480 Speaker 1: both hands to to free himself from the earth, and 466 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:16,720 Speaker 1: in doing so, uh rips his body in half. Okay, 467 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,359 Speaker 1: so just a really gory, just moral kombat type ending 468 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,919 Speaker 1: to Rumpel steel skin. But this would not do in 469 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,119 Speaker 1: the early East German translations. Um and and they signed 470 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 1: a couple of them. I think it's a polit check 471 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,960 Speaker 1: and um and uh co selec and the it ends 472 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,879 Speaker 1: up having this very I think kind of a Pucci 473 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,679 Speaker 1: ending to to reference the Simpsons instead of having Rumpel 474 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,640 Speaker 1: steel skins stomping and ripping his body in half. Instead 475 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 1: quote and he flew out of the window on a 476 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,520 Speaker 1: wooden spoon and then that's the end. Yeah, is that 477 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,600 Speaker 1: the first mention of the wooden spoon? Um? I know, 478 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,919 Speaker 1: I'm not sure on that, but possibly yes. They just 479 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,480 Speaker 1: throw it in there like oh yeah. By the way, 480 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,679 Speaker 1: he had a wooden spoon and it's magic, and he 481 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,160 Speaker 1: flew away and nobody was ripped in half by their 482 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:05,879 Speaker 1: own anger. My home planet needs met can die on 483 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,720 Speaker 1: the way back to his home planet. Um. And by 484 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,639 Speaker 1: the way, that's also the name of the paper. And 485 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,919 Speaker 1: he flew out of the window on a wooden spoon. Um. 486 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,359 Speaker 1: So if you want to look it up, look that up. 487 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 1: It's it's worth worth it. It's a it's a fascinating topic. Um. 488 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 1: And And there are other examples of sanitized endings, uh, 489 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 1: such such as, uh, there's the Tail of the two Brothers, 490 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,359 Speaker 1: which in the Grim's version ends with them burning a 491 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 1: witch alive and a fire. But one of the sanitized 492 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,160 Speaker 1: versions ends with quote, the poison grew in her heart 493 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,640 Speaker 1: so much that she exploded. And in the other one 494 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,640 Speaker 1: they hit her with a magic wand and just turned 495 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,880 Speaker 1: her to stone. Um. So it's interesting how these edits 496 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,640 Speaker 1: take place. I mean, these are very much like the 497 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:50,159 Speaker 1: the sanitized Nintendo fatalities that we've discussed in the show before. 498 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,359 Speaker 1: All right, but back to spoons, Okay, more more magical spoons. 499 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,480 Speaker 1: Apparently in Albania there is a mushroom known as the 500 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,439 Speaker 1: witches spoon because it is said to grow where a 501 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,760 Speaker 1: witch vomits. Good to know, I'm guessing I did not 502 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,200 Speaker 1: really research this any further. Was actually the full paper 503 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,280 Speaker 1: was behind a payball, so I wasn't able to get 504 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,760 Speaker 1: at it. But I'm I'm guessing this is not a 505 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,920 Speaker 1: good mushroom. This is not a mushroom you want to eat? 506 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,080 Speaker 1: What makes you think that? I mean, if whiches are 507 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 1: vomiting it up, I don't think we want to go 508 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 1: after it. But which is? They're bad? So maybe what 509 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:27,920 Speaker 1: they vomited up is good. Okay, maybe, um, but don't 510 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,000 Speaker 1: do it on our account. Uh. Let's see. There are 511 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,240 Speaker 1: various folk magic practices that involve the use of spoons. 512 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,080 Speaker 1: The spoon is basically some sort of a magical focus 513 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,680 Speaker 1: or something. Um. I ran across a Macedonian practice in 514 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,760 Speaker 1: which slips of paper with writing on them are burnt 515 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 1: over a person's body in the bowl of a spoon. Now, 516 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 1: you might remember, any of you who are listening to 517 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 1: our Weird House Cinema episodes. You might remember in our 518 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 1: Santo in the Treasure of of Dracula episode. You might 519 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 1: remember a book I brought up Paul Barber's Vampire is 520 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,760 Speaker 1: Burial and Death, and uh, I was looking in that 521 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,520 Speaker 1: book again. I may have to get a physical copy 522 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,200 Speaker 1: of this because uh, they cover a late nineteenth century 523 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 1: Prussian practice against vampires and then involved placing a bowl 524 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,400 Speaker 1: of cold water under the board on which a body, 525 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,880 Speaker 1: a dead body is lying, and placing a multitude of 526 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 1: tin spoons on top of the body in order to 527 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 1: prevent the dead from returning to unnatural life. And Barber 528 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 1: notes that the spoon tradition here is interesting because there 529 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,040 Speaker 1: are some other traditions of from from that region, uh 530 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 1: that call for sharp objects like knives or even thorns 531 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,160 Speaker 1: to be placed on top of the body to keep 532 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,760 Speaker 1: it from rising again. But in this case it's just 533 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:48,040 Speaker 1: a bunch of tin spoons with elaborate arrangements like this 534 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,560 Speaker 1: and the sort of general physical recipes for magic. I mean, 535 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,200 Speaker 1: this is the kind of thing that always makes me 536 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,160 Speaker 1: wonder where does this come from? Is this derived from 537 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,080 Speaker 1: a series of past observations or practices that have been 538 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,959 Speaker 1: estranged from their original context over time, or or just 539 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,640 Speaker 1: accumulated more details over time, or did at some point 540 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,560 Speaker 1: did somebody just like get a vision and make this up. 541 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think the obvious case 542 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 1: here is that is, of course, as a body lays 543 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,239 Speaker 1: out there, it is potentially going to swell and in 544 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,719 Speaker 1: doing so, or or there's going to be some disturbance 545 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 1: within as a you know, as as a decomposition begins 546 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,920 Speaker 1: to take hold, that could cause spoons place delicately on 547 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,600 Speaker 1: the body, to fall from that body and clatter on 548 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,640 Speaker 1: the floor, thus alerting you that's something's happening. But then 549 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,240 Speaker 1: who knows what other mystical attachments are involved there as well, 550 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,160 Speaker 1: you know, concerning metal and you know, just all these 551 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,680 Speaker 1: various um magical ideas that might be imbued in the 552 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,520 Speaker 1: just the idea of a spoon or the idea of 553 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 1: a knife. Now, Rob, you've also sent me a picture 554 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,400 Speaker 1: of the surface of Mars for this episode. I wonder 555 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,720 Speaker 1: what game are you at here? Yes, this is a 556 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,640 Speaker 1: two thousand sixteen photo and uh, you're listening out there. 557 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,360 Speaker 1: You can look it up as well. It was taken 558 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 1: by NASA's Curiosity Rover and it shows a formation on 559 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,680 Speaker 1: the surface of Mars that does look like a spoon. 560 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,479 Speaker 1: You know, you you look at it and yeah, it 561 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,240 Speaker 1: looks like a spoon. For some reason, someone has disposed 562 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,640 Speaker 1: of a spoon on the surface of Mars, raising all 563 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,440 Speaker 1: sorts of questions. I mean, I think the obvious reason 564 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,200 Speaker 1: would be there's nothing to eat on Mars. I mean, 565 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,800 Speaker 1: what you what are you even gonna use that for? 566 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,520 Speaker 1: I mean, unless you catch that rat the curiosity rover 567 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,240 Speaker 1: also saw, and then you make a stew. But I 568 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 1: don't know how you make a stew because it'd be 569 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,239 Speaker 1: hard to gather enough water. I guess you really have to, 570 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,280 Speaker 1: you know, get a lot of that frost out of 571 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,600 Speaker 1: the sand. Yeah, well, I mean obviously the spoon would 572 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,480 Speaker 1: be for the face on Mars, so that he can 573 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,840 Speaker 1: eat soup. Uh. So, yeah, the face on Mars is 574 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:56,720 Speaker 1: more popular and and certainly attracts more conspiracy thinking, but 575 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,200 Speaker 1: the spoon is also impressive. But just like the ace, 576 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,640 Speaker 1: this is just a trick of the shadows. Uh. And 577 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,040 Speaker 1: in this case, it's a trick of the shadows on 578 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,920 Speaker 1: a vent effect that's a rock shaped by wind. So 579 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,960 Speaker 1: basically you have just a a this this strange rock 580 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,240 Speaker 1: formation that is photographs in just such a way that 581 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,120 Speaker 1: the shadows make it look like a spoon. So look 582 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 1: it up. It's it's it's amusing. Okay, secondary use Wait 583 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,200 Speaker 1: a minute, No, the spoon is to be placed on 584 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,240 Speaker 1: top of the face on Mars to make sure that 585 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,160 Speaker 1: the face doesn't move. That's true. Maybe that is what 586 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,480 Speaker 1: the That was the real purpose of this mission. Bring 587 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,440 Speaker 1: a spoon to Mars, place at the top the face 588 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,840 Speaker 1: so that we can keep tabs on it. All right, Um, 589 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,600 Speaker 1: you know we're reaching the end here, but I did 590 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 1: want to touch touch base regarding some just some I 591 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: guess spoon pop culture uh notes here. Um, I don't 592 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,640 Speaker 1: know if you've ever seen this joke, but there is 593 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,080 Speaker 1: a there's a wonderful video, the horribly slow murder with 594 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,400 Speaker 1: the extremely inefficient weapon. I have not seen it. I'm 595 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,680 Speaker 1: opening it now. Well, um, it's it's it's it's long enough. 596 00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,480 Speaker 1: You probably want to watch it later. But basically, a um, 597 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,360 Speaker 1: a person is pursued by someone with a spoon, and 598 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,960 Speaker 1: they are hitting them with the spoon, attempting to kill them, 599 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,520 Speaker 1: but it ends up taking a long time. It's an 600 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,040 Speaker 1: extremely inefficient weapon, and so it takes the murderer the 601 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 1: entirety of both their lives to pull it off. Okay, 602 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:22,560 Speaker 1: this looks very good. Chaotic rampage American Pictures Presents. Yeah, 603 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,800 Speaker 1: so so, yeah, that's some fun, some fun viewing for 604 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,440 Speaker 1: later on. Now, just talk of killing somebody with a spoon, 605 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,320 Speaker 1: or certainly cutting out their heart with a spoon. This 606 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 1: springs to mind Robin Hood's Prints of Thieves. He might 607 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,320 Speaker 1: remember the exchange between the guy that gets born and 608 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,560 Speaker 1: the Sheriff of Nottingham um in part because he had 609 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,560 Speaker 1: two tremendous actors there. You had Alan Rickman and Michael 610 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:47,120 Speaker 1: Wincott in those roles, respectively. And the discussion is about 611 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,360 Speaker 1: why you would use a spoon to kill someone. Uh yeah, 612 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,800 Speaker 1: Michael Wincott's character does not quite understand that. Yeah, he's 613 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,680 Speaker 1: like a spoon, why not an axe? And of course uh, 614 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,720 Speaker 1: Alan Rickman's a sheriff of nodding m says, because it's dull, 615 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,640 Speaker 1: you wit, it'll hurt more. Uh so fun fun rolls 616 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,840 Speaker 1: in that film. Uh, the bad guys were a lot 617 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,359 Speaker 1: of fun in that Um. Let's see worth noting that 618 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,960 Speaker 1: the ticks battle cry was spoon. In the Dark Tower series, 619 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,480 Speaker 1: the Crimson King, in his original mortal form, kills himself 620 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,839 Speaker 1: by swallowing a sharpened spoon, which seems to be part 621 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,719 Speaker 1: of a magical transformation that allows him to become this 622 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,440 Speaker 1: immortal being with godlike powers. Uh. And of course this 623 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,759 Speaker 1: raises the question, how about how about them spoon as 624 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,680 Speaker 1: an actual murder weapon? Are there any accounts of this? Well, 625 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,720 Speaker 1: there's a Bustle article about it by Sage Young published 626 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,600 Speaker 1: and at least a couple of cases of spoons as 627 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,520 Speaker 1: weapons and even murder weapons have emerged. In two thousand 628 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,520 Speaker 1: four a man in the UK was acquitted of murder 629 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,319 Speaker 1: after he struck another man in the back of the 630 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:50,200 Speaker 1: head with a dessert spoon. And in two thousand fourteen, 631 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,359 Speaker 1: a Florida man was executed. Uh. He'd been on death 632 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,280 Speaker 1: row and one of his crimes was killing a prison 633 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:59,000 Speaker 1: guard with a sharpened spoon. I don't think that completely 634 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 1: counts because the was not sharpened for culinary purposes, but 635 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,400 Speaker 1: it was of course sharpened in order to make a 636 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:09,200 Speaker 1: makeshift murder weapon and makeshift knife. But still it goes 637 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,120 Speaker 1: to show that, yes, you you can kill someone with 638 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,279 Speaker 1: a spoon. I don't know if you can cut their 639 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:17,040 Speaker 1: heart out, but you can certainly in someone's life. Now. 640 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,480 Speaker 1: ROB A number of listeners over the years, I believe, 641 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,520 Speaker 1: have asked us to cover the sport especially. We we 642 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,360 Speaker 1: got this request several times on invention and I don't 643 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,160 Speaker 1: think we ever took anyone up on it. No, And uh, 644 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,359 Speaker 1: you know, honestly, I want to I want to keep 645 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,400 Speaker 1: it that way. I think that, um, we should do 646 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:41,040 Speaker 1: our part to erase the sport from history. I think 647 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: we should declare it forbidden technology that that serves no purpose. 648 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,920 Speaker 1: Um Like, have you ever used a sport and or 649 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,560 Speaker 1: been forced to use a sport and said this is 650 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,560 Speaker 1: this is great? Can I get some of these from 651 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:56,040 Speaker 1: my house? Can I get Can I get metal sports 652 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,719 Speaker 1: that I can use like it? No? Nobody does that. 653 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,160 Speaker 1: I'm an I spork Have you ever? Did you ever 654 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,920 Speaker 1: have a pocket knife that had a spork in it? 655 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,960 Speaker 1: I don't think I did. I never had one of 656 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,480 Speaker 1: those really thick boy scout knives with all the with 657 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,879 Speaker 1: all the extra things in them. Um. Oh, so you've 658 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: never used a metal spork. I would say a metal 659 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,600 Speaker 1: spork is more defensible than the plastic sport, which is 660 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,000 Speaker 1: barely distinct, which is I mean, pretty much the same 661 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,919 Speaker 1: as a plastic spoon. Yeah, um, I know, I do. 662 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,360 Speaker 1: We do have a couple of plastic implements that we 663 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,680 Speaker 1: sometimes refer to as spoon of forks, and it is 664 00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,640 Speaker 1: a It is a fork on one side and one 665 00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,239 Speaker 1: of the edge blades, one of the edge prongs of 666 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,480 Speaker 1: the fork. Uh is is basically a butter knife, and 667 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,960 Speaker 1: then on the other end you have a spoon so 668 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,040 Speaker 1: that I like, like the spoon remains pure, and we 669 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,680 Speaker 1: can combine the fork and the knife into one implement 670 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,759 Speaker 1: and we just have to switch back and forth. I 671 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,440 Speaker 1: think that's called a sporf, a sport. I've seen the 672 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,719 Speaker 1: word at least. Okay, well I would I'm I'm marginally 673 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,640 Speaker 1: oro sporf, but I'm still anti spork. Well, maybe we 674 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,640 Speaker 1: should let the listeners go and then we can further 675 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,680 Speaker 1: discuss your the ethics of your holy war against the sport. Okay, yeah, 676 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,839 Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe there's some compelling arguments out there 677 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,239 Speaker 1: for sports that I'm not aware of, um, but I 678 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,000 Speaker 1: frankly doubt it. Somehow, I feel that a plastic sport 679 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,520 Speaker 1: is the only uh utensil appropriate for the eating of 680 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:25,720 Speaker 1: the Texas specialty, the Freedo pie served in the Freedo's bag, 681 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,279 Speaker 1: despite the fact that there's nothing in a Freedo pie 682 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:33,399 Speaker 1: that requires the tides to pierce it. Um. Yeah, well 683 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,719 Speaker 1: that does sound plausible. UM. I remember having those in 684 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,480 Speaker 1: UM as part of a school lunch at one point 685 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,200 Speaker 1: when I was a kid, UM where they would just 686 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,040 Speaker 1: take the freedo bag and they would just like a 687 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,880 Speaker 1: lump of meat that they drop in there. Yeah. Nothing 688 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,239 Speaker 1: feels better in your hand than just like holding a 689 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:58,319 Speaker 1: bag with something warm inside it. Uh. All right, well, 690 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,040 Speaker 1: you know, I think it's it's time for us to 691 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,040 Speaker 1: wrap this one up. We're gonna go ahead and close 692 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,200 Speaker 1: the case on this fine assortment of spoons. We're going 693 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 1: to take that case, so we're gonna we're gonna store 694 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,919 Speaker 1: it away and we're not gonna get it out again 695 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,800 Speaker 1: until there was a special occasion. But in the meantime, 696 00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,800 Speaker 1: if you have some thoughts on spoons, the invention of spoons, 697 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,839 Speaker 1: the use of spoons, we would we would really love 698 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,520 Speaker 1: to hear from you, like especially if it's something you know, regional, 699 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 1: something cultural, something that's important to do you or your 700 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:29,040 Speaker 1: family that's been passed down some some tidbit about the 701 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,080 Speaker 1: history of spoons that we missed here, your thoughts even 702 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,960 Speaker 1: on sports, so we will we will entertain them. Um. 703 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,480 Speaker 1: And also in the meantime, if you want to check 704 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,719 Speaker 1: out other episodes of Stuff to Blow Your Mind. 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