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Speaker 2: Do you wy away? In the city, Is there any

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Speaker 2: place you could ever catch a break to be alone

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Speaker 2: with your thoughts surrounded by nature and all her beauty

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Speaker 2: in the city? Yeah, I mean park as long as

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Speaker 2: you well, for some it's called the botanical garden. Oh,

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Speaker 2: a lot of places have them, and a lot of

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Speaker 2: work goes into making them as gorgeous and serene as

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Speaker 2: they are. Absolutely, and so today we're going to ruin

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Speaker 2: all of that. What what do you mean at least

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Speaker 2: over the phone when we call the curator and tell

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Speaker 2: her on her day off that I'm the new grounds

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Speaker 2: crew guy and I made some esthetic changes to spruce

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Speaker 2: it up in your phone tap right now a weekday

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Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi is this Crystal? It

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Speaker 2: is this is this You're the curator of the botanical gardens, right,

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Speaker 2: I just I am. I have a couple of questions

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Speaker 2: for you?

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Speaker 3: How did you get this number?

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Speaker 2: This is?

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Speaker 3: What's a ticket office?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not a customer. I work here.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean you work here?

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Speaker 2: Who is this? I'm Matt. I'm on the ground staff,

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Speaker 2: the ground staff.

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Speaker 3: Neil is Neil is the head of the ground staff.

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Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, no, he's off today.

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Speaker 3: So you mean he's off. We're closed Tuesday through Sunday.

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Speaker 3: It's Monday, right, So who is this now?

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Speaker 2: I'm Matt with the ground staff. So I just figured

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Speaker 2: i'd come in when it was closed and take care

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Speaker 2: of some stuff.

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Speaker 3: Did Neil say that was okay? I don't think you're

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Speaker 3: supposed to be in there on a day off. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of that.

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Speaker 2: I'm a new hire, so I just wanted to be proactive.

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Speaker 2: So I can't here a.

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Speaker 3: New hire, but I'm supposed to be aware of every

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Speaker 3: new hire that comes in here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, please just let me explain. Okay, what do you

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Speaker 2: need to I've been in here weeding for like two

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Speaker 2: hours by myself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, weedd buy yourself. You should not absolutely not be

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Speaker 3: by yourself. You need to stop weeding.

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Speaker 2: Oh I mean, okay, I can stop, but I've already

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Speaker 2: been so you're telling.

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Speaker 3: Me you just showed up at the botanical garden and

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Speaker 3: started weeding.

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Speaker 2: You know, I've never seen weeds like these before. They're

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Speaker 2: not weeds, kind of weird.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean they're weird? Their plants, they're they're maw,

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Speaker 3: it's ferns, it's flowers.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I just climbed the fence to get in.

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Speaker 2: But you really should take better care.

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Speaker 3: So you're telling you absolutely were not let in. You're

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Speaker 3: probably not in New highre.

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Speaker 2: Neil said it was okay.

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Speaker 3: Neil did not say it was okay, Neild, No, it's wordy.

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Speaker 2: Well okay, he didn't say it was okay. But I

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Speaker 2: texted him and he didn't respond, so oh so we.

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Speaker 3: Did it respond? So you just randomly went it. Do

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Speaker 3: you ever work for us? Because I've never heard of you.

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Speaker 3: Neil has never brought you up, and now you're in

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Speaker 3: in my garden ruining everything.

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Speaker 2: I'm not ruining everything, I'm making it better. Because there

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Speaker 2: was this whole hillside of these big yellow and red

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Speaker 2: weeds and I just want to get.

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Speaker 3: Rid of them. Oh my god, you have got to

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Speaker 3: be kidding me. Don't stop what you're doing.

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Speaker 2: Get out of there, Okay, well, get out of it.

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Speaker 2: I'm stopping. I'm not touching anything now. But I've already

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Speaker 2: pulled out like seventy of these things.

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Speaker 3: And you know what, now, I don't even know who

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Speaker 3: you are. Now you're going to put them all back

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Speaker 3: for free?

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Speaker 2: You want to put the weeds back in?

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Speaker 3: How do you not know the difference between a weed

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Speaker 3: and a flower? How do you not know?

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Speaker 2: So they look kind of weedy?

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Speaker 3: Weedy? Are you kidding me? You're a moron? Okay, an idiot.

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Speaker 2: You know this is my first day. Don't you think

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Speaker 2: you should maybe be a little bit easier on me?

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Speaker 3: No, I shouldn't be going easier on you. You absolutely should

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Speaker 3: not be breaking up plants from a potanical garden.

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Speaker 2: All right? Oh look, I get you're angry, and everything.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't even begin to describe it. I've spend years putting

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Speaker 3: this together.

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Speaker 2: But I'm still going to get paid for this, right.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you look here? Are you kidding me? You're already paid?

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Speaker 3: Don't Luis and all? Are you on drugs?

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Speaker 2: I mean some of your weeds did smell a little

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Speaker 2: bit funky, so I don't know, maybe that's their fault.

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Speaker 3: This is really special. When I talk to Neil. I

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Speaker 3: promise you you are never going to step foot on

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Speaker 3: another botanical garden. You're not going to work in gardening.

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Speaker 3: You're not going to lay molt, You're not even going

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Speaker 3: to shovel off someone's grass. Okay, you got it, you

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Speaker 3: got it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Is this a bad time to tell you that

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Speaker 2: I did go to the bathroom in the grass?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm not going to scoop it up

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Speaker 2: or anything. You are you said I shouldn't touch it.

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Speaker 3: Guessie's out of there.

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Speaker 2: I just feel like you should be thanking me because

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Speaker 2: the fish in the pond, well, the fish in the

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Speaker 2: pond were so hungry. I gave him my Cheetos.

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Speaker 3: The fish so long.

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Speaker 2: I do think I should be reimbursed for the bag.

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Speaker 2: It was like a dollar ninety nine.

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Speaker 3: You shove it up your eyes. Who'd go somewhere and

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Speaker 3: take it and pulls out weeds from a garden and

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Speaker 3: beat somestino?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a guy named Jeff who works on the radio,

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Speaker 2: sounds like he might do that. Who ja from? You know,

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Speaker 2: Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 2: that's doing this prank? Call on you?

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Speaker 3: What do you what do you mean.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're on the radio right now, one of

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Speaker 2: your radio I'm serious, one of your garden board members.

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Speaker 2: James set you up for a phone tab. That's what

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Speaker 2: this is.

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Speaker 3: Are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm serious. I'm nowhere near your garden. I promise I

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Speaker 2: didn't touch anything.

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Speaker 3: My bands are pulsing from my neck right now. I

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Speaker 3: can't believe that.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but James asked us to do this. He said,

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Speaker 2: it's been hard to keep good groundskeepers around lately, so

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Speaker 2: we wanted us to prank you during your day off.

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Speaker 2: My god, I mean, I do feel a little bit

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Speaker 2: bad because I did actually poop in the grass in there, But.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope he did it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's fertilizer, right. You could reimburse me for

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Speaker 2: that if you want, I will.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna send you the bill. I'm gonna send you

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Speaker 3: the bill.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning, man, weekday morning. When Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning