WEBVTT - NOEL MILLER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

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<v Speaker 1>Are we live? Are these on?

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<v Speaker 2>Noel Miller? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? Good? How are you sorry? I jumped the gun?

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<v Speaker 2>I've Yeah, where's that expression come from? Jump the gun?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's like a like a eighteen fifties reference. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I think that's something they said, probably in

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<v Speaker 1>like The Oregon Trail.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Do you ever play that game The Oregon Trail?

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<v Speaker 1>I did in the computer lab though, Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>never had it at home, so I don't have like

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<v Speaker 1>these deep connections to like other people do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It definitely is, you know, rings a bell for

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people in the childhood experience.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did you did you play? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I played it at school in a computer class.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, damn, I'm just thinking about computer class. No.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what's been the most persistent thought on your mind lately?

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<v Speaker 1>Most persistent thought?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's gonna sound sad man, but no, please go karts?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that is that? Is that really been the most

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<v Speaker 2>recent thought? Go karts?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just I love doing it. It's such a I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, it's such a simple hobby, but it's just

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<v Speaker 1>so much fun. I get a lot of enjoyment out

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<v Speaker 1>of it.

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<v Speaker 2>How recently did you start doing go karts.

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<v Speaker 1>About a year and a half ago, and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>stay away. It's just too good.

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<v Speaker 2>When you are on the go kart track, do all

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<v Speaker 2>of the things that typically take up your mind space

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<v Speaker 2>during an average day of your life just go away.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're very in the moment they do. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Keeps me, keeps me grounded.

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<v Speaker 2>What kinds of things are you escaping from when you're

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<v Speaker 2>on the go kart track?

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<v Speaker 1>I would say I experienced a great amount of stress,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, after the TMG podcast kind of blew up

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<v Speaker 1>and we've kind of taken on this ambition to start

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<v Speaker 1>a network and you know you and just keeping up

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<v Speaker 1>with everything else. Feels good to get out there and

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<v Speaker 1>just think about turning right and left.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are you do you like being stressed?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, stress is horrible, man? Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>But you you seem to me like, you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>anyone who you know achieves any you know, modicum of

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<v Speaker 2>success doing anything, you know, it has to be, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, an entrepreneurial spirit and whatnot do is that you?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you identify with that?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so? Yeah, I definitely enjoy the problem solving

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<v Speaker 1>of it, you know, But it's it's like I've I

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<v Speaker 1>have mixed feelings. You know, I appreciate where I'm at,

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<v Speaker 1>but I hate stress. It sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think your life would look like if

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<v Speaker 2>it had less stress? Like, what would make you less stressed?

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<v Speaker 1>M probably being online less. I think I'm terminally online.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I get stressed out from that too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are you like constantly checking the Instagram, Twitter, Facebook?

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<v Speaker 1>Book? But yeah, no, definitely not Facebook. But I think,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just even reading too much of the news

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<v Speaker 1>and paying a lot of mind to it random people

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<v Speaker 1>are arguing about and all that. So yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>generally if I was online less, I'd be happier.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever tried to do one of those like detoxes,

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<v Speaker 2>where you you put away the phone for a certain

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<v Speaker 2>amount of time and agree not to touch it for

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<v Speaker 2>a certain amount of time.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't because I'm just terminally online, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>I need to at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what the fucking problem is and I get

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<v Speaker 2>this too, is like, you know your job requires you

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<v Speaker 2>can't just you can't delete it, exactly need to have

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<v Speaker 2>it so you can't go cold turkey. Yeah, and like

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<v Speaker 2>the the I know personally, like of my Internet usage,

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<v Speaker 2>A very tiny percent of it is like essential for

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<v Speaker 2>what I do. The rest is just mindless, fucking scrolling. Agreed,

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<v Speaker 2>But that little one percent is what reals in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>to you know something, allow you to what's the word not?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the opposite of condemn? Excuse to excuse? They do

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<v Speaker 2>get that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I agree. I think I tell myself, if

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<v Speaker 1>I unplugged too much, then I'm not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>connected with what's going on, so I I should just

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<v Speaker 1>go for it just for that, you know, a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of thread to everybody else, which is just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of you know, it's bull like a lot of the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just looking at bullshit. And you know, the most

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<v Speaker 1>I ever get out of most of my Internet usually

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<v Speaker 1>just like a couple of good memes. Okay, Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>about it, and I really boil it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it worth it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, because I think for the other time,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm locked in. You know, I'm not paying

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<v Speaker 1>attention to the world in front of me, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, outside of like your personal relationship with the Internet.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you one of those guys? I feel like there's

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<v Speaker 2>the two camps of like the internet is destroying us

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<v Speaker 2>all in our attention spans and making it so that

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<v Speaker 2>we're depressing the ship, but it's also connecting us. It

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<v Speaker 2>allows us to do what we do, provide a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of good things. Where on that spectrum would you say

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<v Speaker 2>you are and you're just general thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>About it is killing us all? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, yeah, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>The Internet is a is a poison. It's bad for us.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd be so much happier without it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any other vices?

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<v Speaker 1>Vices? Just a little bit of crack, a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of cracked?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're done crack?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I have a friend who has done it, though.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he say about it?

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<v Speaker 2>He said it was awesome, That's what I've heard. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure it's amaz. They wouldn't. People would get adicted to

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<v Speaker 2>it if it was not.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it feels bad. Yeah, yeah, no, I've heard it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you if you were in a is there a

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<v Speaker 2>situation that could possibly be orchestrated where you would try it?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? I think I could do it if if it

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<v Speaker 1>was someone else was not supposed to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you and a friend hang out with a

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<v Speaker 2>guy who does crack all the time, and the friend

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<v Speaker 2>is like, fuck it, I'm down.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of yeah, or I was thinking something more damning,

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<v Speaker 1>like like Lewis Hamilton he could never be within six

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<v Speaker 1>like miles of crack in a you know, and that

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<v Speaker 1>dude is just such like he's held us to such

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<v Speaker 1>a high standard. So if I was in a room

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<v Speaker 1>and someone broke out some crack and Lewis Hamilton looked

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<v Speaker 1>at me and was like, hey, I'd be like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You would go down with him. You'd be on this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Our secret, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>So so uh no, like, do you drink? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>smoke weeds?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? High?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I recently took mushrooms one time.

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<v Speaker 2>How was that?

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<v Speaker 1>It was great? Yeah? Now that you know, I've I

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<v Speaker 1>got some time off this month, so I think we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do some more.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but yeah, did you learn anything? I learned that

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<v Speaker 2>I like mushrooms? Okay, Yeah, that's about.

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<v Speaker 1>It, though. Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and this was the first time you did it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you didn't you like? You know, why why do

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<v Speaker 2>you feel like it took how old are you again?

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Sixteen? Okay? So, uh, why did it take you this

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<v Speaker 2>this long to one experiment with it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Man, I grew up in a very like

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<v Speaker 1>chaotic environment. Yeah, so I think I always had this

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<v Speaker 1>commitment to myself that I wanted to make sure my

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<v Speaker 1>life was on track before I went crazy, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had like this deep commitment to myself to

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<v Speaker 1>put myself in a good position to succeed. And now

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<v Speaker 1>that I feel like I'm in a stable position, now

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<v Speaker 1>I can do some shrooms fucking go crazy. Maybe even

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<v Speaker 1>a little crack, you know, Yeah, we just find out,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I feel like, what if crack? What if

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<v Speaker 1>somehow crack?

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<v Speaker 2>You know people that take these mushroom trips and like

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<v Speaker 2>it changes your life for the better. Yeah, could that

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<v Speaker 2>happen with crack? Like you take crack and all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden it actually inspires you to be a better person.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it could, it could. It's unknown, It's it's

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<v Speaker 2>a question mark variable.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it might. It might motivate some beautiful art,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it. Crack could do a lot, Yeah, a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean a lot has come from crack. What Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what good music?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Where the Beatles on crack? I heard that's a

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<v Speaker 2>long le that's a yeah, it's a legend. Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 2>heard about I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean even you know, rappers selling you know, drugs in general.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's produced some great art as well. So

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like, in a weird way, positives have come

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<v Speaker 1>out of crack, you know, at the expense of in

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<v Speaker 1>a terrible way. Yeah, but I think it's fair to

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<v Speaker 1>villain ice crack though.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm impressed that that you are. You're telling me you

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<v Speaker 2>have a lot of stress in your life. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>because like I I have stress and I eat a

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<v Speaker 2>ton of candy. I like everyone has a thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have like a fucking bad thing that you

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<v Speaker 2>do to just like No, I guess it's go karting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my that's my thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Though is I've always thought maybe I need a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more I need a little bit more vice, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because I locked myself mentally into like it's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>I chose to put myself through boot camp. But like

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<v Speaker 1>every day, you know, just like piss and clean, working out,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to eat solid.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're also doing the your a healthy guy. Yeah yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah you said just now, you said you put yourself

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<v Speaker 2>through boot camp, so you it's a conscious choice every

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<v Speaker 2>day to take on this. Yeah, Like I just wake

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<v Speaker 2>up and I'm like, bring it, okay, nice, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you always been like that.

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<v Speaker 1>At a point? Yeah? I think there was a point

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<v Speaker 1>where my childhood got too chaotic and I had to

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<v Speaker 1>step up. And I think from that point I just

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<v Speaker 1>learned how to tune shit out and take on stress

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<v Speaker 1>and just do. It's difficult.

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<v Speaker 2>Has anything ever made you just crumble?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Definitely? Yeah, uh trying to think. Oh, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the thought of oh this like breaks me

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<v Speaker 1>mentally all the time, dude, Like the thought of being

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<v Speaker 1>like bad at stand up. Oh. Sometimes I'll get on

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<v Speaker 1>stage and people are like great set, and I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>reflect on my set a little bit and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you kind of answered the question I was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>ask you with that, which is bad at stand up?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>What is the rubric of that? Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Cause you?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>You? Do you get to decide whether not you're bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it like the crowd who decides you're bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's standard are we going with?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great question, man. Yeah, I definitely think the

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<v Speaker 1>crowd gets to decide to a degree. But sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>get a little you know, it's that imposter syndrome. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I could have a good set, but then I think,

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<v Speaker 1>are they laughing because I'm funny or do they just

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm a nice guy? Is this whole thing like

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<v Speaker 1>a make a wish situation? Like did I walk off

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<v Speaker 1>stage and then some producer came out and they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for doing your audience work for the Truman Show.

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<v Speaker 1>We appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah, And the whole thing is

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<v Speaker 1>a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I actually can I bring up kind of what

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about back is I asked you what you

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<v Speaker 2>were really enjoying about, you know, life now, and you

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<v Speaker 2>said you're enjoying doing stand up, but you said that

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<v Speaker 2>you want to go and do stand up in more

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<v Speaker 2>places where like people don't know you. Yeah, And what

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying now kind of like it kind of tracks

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<v Speaker 2>with that, like you want to like earn it. You

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<v Speaker 2>want people being like, oh, I saw this guy on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna laugh at everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Says well, it's definitely yeah, you know sometimes I think,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I've heard different opinions on this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've heard Schultz say it's it's a great

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<v Speaker 1>thing when people recognize you from the internet, because then

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<v Speaker 1>they know you and you can just kind of tell

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<v Speaker 1>the jokes you want to tell. But I think there's

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<v Speaker 1>something super special about stand up when they just don't

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<v Speaker 1>know you and it's just total strangers and you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>could you know, vibe with the same sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like you earn it a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely, But.

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<v Speaker 2>There's also I mean, you it's it's almost like two

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<v Speaker 2>different types of earning it because when the people feel

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<v Speaker 2>the seats, you you earned the filling of the seats.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very true. Yeah. Yeah, I think this just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of goes back to my you know, I like boot

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<v Speaker 1>campsh mentality. You know, it can always be taken away

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<v Speaker 1>from you, so keep working.

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<v Speaker 2>Has the boot campish mentality served you ultimately?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it has. But I think at this point

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<v Speaker 1>in life, I'm trying to listen more to what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe maybe a little vice is good, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe relax a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't go kart on Instagram. Yeah, if you're addicted

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<v Speaker 2>to social media, you don't want to find yourself like

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<v Speaker 2>checking Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. I feel like cracking go carts

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<v Speaker 1>could be amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Cracking go carts sounds fucking awesome. Yeah, they should make

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<v Speaker 2>a circuit for them. It's okay if the answer is

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely nothing. But what do you know about no.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know. On this show it can get

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<v Speaker 1>very deep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we get like, you know something. It ranges

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<v Speaker 2>from like people talking about ships that they took three

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<v Speaker 2>days ago and yeah, you know the issues they're having

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<v Speaker 2>with their dad for many years. Yeah, it's anything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's see what we got.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go Mmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's way too heavy. Let's start with something easy.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, Maddie. What's good?

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<v Speaker 3>Maddie?

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<v Speaker 2>You are on the phone with two geckos. I'm here

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<v Speaker 2>with Noel and how can we how can we get

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<v Speaker 2>you today? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 7>I wanted to call in because my boyfriend is moving

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<v Speaker 7>to a big city for college next well this month,

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<v Speaker 7>and we're gonna have to do a long distance and

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<v Speaker 7>we haven't done long distance before. So I wanted to

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<v Speaker 7>see if you guys had any advice.

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<v Speaker 2>M Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I know some people who have.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what's worked for them? Or do they all fail?

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<v Speaker 1>Cheating? The cheating?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm bringing all the options to the table and

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<v Speaker 2>then we'll, you know, go from there.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I know one person has been in a long distance

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<v Speaker 1>relationship for a while, and I think would help them

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<v Speaker 1>is no real contact with the opposite sex outside of work?

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Yeah, Mattie, how do you feel about that? Does

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<v Speaker 2>that seem limiting to you? Does that you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>What's what? What is your take on that?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know. I feel like we kind of do

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<v Speaker 7>that now, like when we live together, we don't really

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<v Speaker 7>have any like opposite sex friends. But I mean I

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<v Speaker 7>before we got into a relationship, I went to college

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<v Speaker 7>and I know that I had like a big friend

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<v Speaker 7>group with guys and girls, and so I feel like

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<v Speaker 7>i'd probably want him to get like the full college experience,

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<v Speaker 7>but that would definitely be something that's hard, Like hearing

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<v Speaker 7>he has like a girl best friend or something out

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<v Speaker 7>there that would definitely be hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Now I got a couple questions. One, how old

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<v Speaker 1>is your boyfriend? And to what city is he going?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>What big college is he going to?

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<v Speaker 7>He's twenty and he's going to University of Texas in Austin.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know, what do you know about the university

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<v Speaker 2>of Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Man Austin is already a weird place and they party

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking crazy there, Maddie, Where are you going to

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<v Speaker 1>be staying? Where are you going to be living?

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<v Speaker 5>So?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm in San Antonio, which is not like different state

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<v Speaker 7>or anything, but I know San Antonium. But with like,

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<v Speaker 7>I work, so I worked Monday through Friday, so we

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<v Speaker 7>probably won't be to see each other like maybe on

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<v Speaker 7>the weekend and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>How long have you guys been together for?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a great question.

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<v Speaker 7>Almost two years?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, and you're both like early twice, so like,

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<v Speaker 2>did you meet in high school?

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<v Speaker 7>No, we met right after I guess we both graduated.

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<v Speaker 7>We were like in our first year of college. But

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<v Speaker 7>he was going to the UTSA, so like a college

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<v Speaker 7>in San Antonio, and then he transferred to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I got one more question. I probably actually have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple more, but I want to ask what's his major?

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<v Speaker 1>That's key.

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<v Speaker 7>He's been mathematics major.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're fine, Yeah, you're fine, You're you're okay.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the pro of dating mathematics major. Yeah, does he

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<v Speaker 2>look like a mathematics major?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great track.

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<v Speaker 2>When he says that he's that.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I don't think so. I don't think when I

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<v Speaker 7>first met him, when he told me math, I didn't

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<v Speaker 7>think it's it.

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<v Speaker 3>I know he's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>See that's oh, that's see, that's oh he's one of

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<v Speaker 2>the like Likenridy, but in a cute way.

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<v Speaker 7>Guys, Yeah, he.

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<v Speaker 1>Is, Maddie, Maddie. Now you're you're his girlfriend, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>naturally you're gonna talk about him like his mom. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh, he's the cutest, he's my favorite. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let's let's take off the girlfriend glasses and

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<v Speaker 1>let's look at him through stranger glasses. Is he a

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<v Speaker 1>hot guy mathematics major? Or is he? Is he just

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<v Speaker 1>like he's just cool?

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<v Speaker 7>I think, you know what, when I introduced him to

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<v Speaker 7>like my coworkers and everything, everyone told me like he

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<v Speaker 7>was a cute guy. Like everyone, everyone thinks my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 7>is cute. So I think it's everyone's opinion.

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<v Speaker 2>Now if I'm trying to think, because okay, let's say

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<v Speaker 2>that they were lying to you, yeah, or they do

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<v Speaker 2>not that not that they were lying to you, but

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<v Speaker 2>let's say that they didn't think that. What would they say.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like they would say nothing. Yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, so they must be. So I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>it's not the truth because they said something. If they

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<v Speaker 2>were lying, if they didn't think they were like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>he's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, one hundred percent. I think if he was ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>they'd have been like, oh he's a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I can I ask you, you know, like a real question,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is this is not a leading question by

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<v Speaker 2>any means, but why do you want to stay with him?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, after two years? What is continuing you wanting

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<v Speaker 2>to be in a relationship with a great question.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 7>Honestly, I think he's the first guy that I ever

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<v Speaker 7>wanted to make any type of relationship work with. Like,

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<v Speaker 7>before him, I wasn't in relationships. I wasn't looking for

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<v Speaker 7>a relationships. But it probably is the way that like

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<v Speaker 7>he treats me and stuff. I don't know. I think

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<v Speaker 7>we also just get along really well. I think we're

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<v Speaker 7>very similar or like compatible people.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do for work now?

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<v Speaker 7>I work at a department store in San.

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<v Speaker 1>Antonio, Maddie. There's not a damn thing left for you

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<v Speaker 1>in San Antonio.

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm finishing school too in San Antonio, so I'll probably

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<v Speaker 7>end up graduating in the next year or so, and

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<v Speaker 7>then you know, it'll be easier for me if I

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<v Speaker 7>wanted to like move somewhere. Great, now I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 7>stuck there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look, I think this is gonna be one of

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<v Speaker 1>those experiences. You're just gonna have to go through it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, as much as we could give you advice here, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you just got to ride this wave of

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<v Speaker 1>seeing you if you're a hound of a mathematics major boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right, these are situations in which they allow the

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<v Speaker 2>relationship to reveal certain things about itself. Yeah, you know,

0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:01.119
<v Speaker 2>you'll you'll discover more about who you are, discover more

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<v Speaker 2>about your relationship. I mean, these tests are They're almost

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<v Speaker 2>healthy in a way to have these tests, definitely, especially

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<v Speaker 2>after two years. It's like, all right, you know you

0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:12.360
<v Speaker 2>thought those two years we were easy. Yeah, Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 2>let's throw some ship in there. See if this is

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<v Speaker 2>a really thing that's gonna work out.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a math major, so you know he's asked love's tests. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, give me this the test life. I want this.

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<v Speaker 2>But Matt, I think, Matt, if if if both of

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<v Speaker 2>you want, both of you I think at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the day. If both of you really want to

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<v Speaker 2>make it work, you will, Yeah, you know, but look,

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<v Speaker 2>there's plenty, there's so many things you can do with

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<v Speaker 2>your life. Also, Yeah, so I don't fague out too bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't you know what? Just be just be like,

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<v Speaker 1>just be a total freak and like the night before

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<v Speaker 1>he leaves, like give him a flashlight and say I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to miss you and just see what the look

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<v Speaker 1>on his face is if he he might he might

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<v Speaker 1>look at you and think you are such a fucking pervert.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, you know, like he that that might

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<v Speaker 1>that might be one way to just you know, leave

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<v Speaker 1>a statement on him, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And every time he's at you know, one of these

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<v Speaker 2>crazy mathematic majors parties and you know some girl has

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<v Speaker 2>given him the eyes, he's gonna he's gonna be thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about that flashlight. Yeah, and he's gonna say Okay, nice

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<v Speaker 2>to meet and walk away go upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye.

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<v Speaker 2>So, uh, Matt, is there anything else you want to

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<v Speaker 2>say with people of the computer before we go?

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like my boyfriend's probably watching some work right now.

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<v Speaker 7>Could Noel say hi, Nott, No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm kidding, Matt, listen, let me tell you this, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go to U T and be mister Clark Kent. Okay,

0:21:59.119 --> 0:22:02.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, with her, you're the reporter. But then when

0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:05.320
<v Speaker 1>you're out there on sixth Street, that's when you're in

0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:10.119
<v Speaker 1>your fucking superhero suit, you know, being crazy doing whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So Matt, I say to you, be loyal, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll second that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll second that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, thanks for calling, Mattie.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 7>Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you? Are you in a relationship at all?

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<v Speaker 1>I am man?

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<v Speaker 2>How long you've been in a relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>For a long time?

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<v Speaker 2>How long?

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<v Speaker 1>Like over ten years? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Over ten years?

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<v Speaker 1>We've been through it all?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? Holy shit? Yeah, okay, so I mean throughout those

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<v Speaker 2>ten years, has there ever been this like a period

0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:48.119
<v Speaker 2>of time where you had to spend a long amount

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<v Speaker 2>of time away from each other?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You know, I mean she she like halfway through

0:22:56.720 --> 0:23:00.639
<v Speaker 1>our relationship, she took on like really time consuming jobs.

0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:06.200
<v Speaker 1>I can't say where she worked, sure, but yeah, she'd

0:23:06.240 --> 0:23:09.840
<v Speaker 1>work like sixty seventy hour weeks, so you know, months

0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:13.840
<v Speaker 1>at a time. So there was definitely we had to

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<v Speaker 1>figure that out. It was as definitely a test.

0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what kinds of things did you do? During that

0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:23.200
<v Speaker 2>time where you know that was difficult, that that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of helped.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I just that's when I just took advantage.

0:23:27.160 --> 0:23:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I would just be going to do stand up and yeah,

0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:32.119
<v Speaker 1>that's when Cody and I started doing a lot of

0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:36.720
<v Speaker 1>work and yeah, just just trying to build my career.

0:23:36.920 --> 0:23:37.080
<v Speaker 3>You know.

0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:39.879
<v Speaker 1>She was doing her thing, and I said, all right,

0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I think now it's time for me to do my thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's hard, I feel like to you know, talk

0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:50.040
<v Speaker 2>through you know, people with relationship issues, because I mean,

0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:54.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, like if I'm twenty and I'm but justin

0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:56.680
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like in a new place and a new thing,

0:23:56.920 --> 0:23:59.720
<v Speaker 2>like you know, I would feel like that's a great

0:23:59.760 --> 0:24:02.560
<v Speaker 2>time like explore yourself and you know, worry about being

0:24:02.560 --> 0:24:04.840
<v Speaker 2>in a relationship. But yeah, I don't know. But then

0:24:04.880 --> 0:24:06.720
<v Speaker 2>you meet people who are like, I've been with my

0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:09.800
<v Speaker 2>whatever for you know, since we were in high school

0:24:09.840 --> 0:24:12.720
<v Speaker 2>and happy as hell and my life is great. Yeah,

0:24:12.760 --> 0:24:14.920
<v Speaker 2>so you know, I don't know what the hell I'm

0:24:14.920 --> 0:24:16.360
<v Speaker 2>talking about in that department, But.

0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:18.440
<v Speaker 1>No, I think it. I think it really just depends.

0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean I feel, you know, based on the way

0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Maddie speaks about Matt. First of all, their names are

0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:24.199
<v Speaker 1>very close to each other.

0:24:24.240 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, definitely, And that's a good sign.

0:24:26.080 --> 0:24:26.840
<v Speaker 1>That's a great sign.

0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:27.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:30.680
<v Speaker 1>You know, I think the way she speaks of him,

0:24:31.040 --> 0:24:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I want to believe that they have something special. Mm hmm.

0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:36.520
<v Speaker 1>That's what I want to believe. So, you know, I

0:24:36.520 --> 0:24:40.400
<v Speaker 1>hope they I hope he doesn't get lured in by

0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:45.639
<v Speaker 1>the by the you know, by some weird circumstance in

0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:47.840
<v Speaker 1>the middle of Austin. Yeah. I hope he stays true.

0:24:47.960 --> 0:24:50.200
<v Speaker 2>If she makes that flashlight for him, I think it's

0:24:50.280 --> 0:24:52.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, to do. Is that a thing you can

0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:55.080
<v Speaker 2>can you do that? Can you make custom I'm sure?

0:24:55.240 --> 0:24:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Can you make like custom molds of your penis or

0:24:57.080 --> 0:24:57.680
<v Speaker 2>your vagina?

0:24:57.840 --> 0:25:03.399
<v Speaker 1>I know custom build is very common, Yeah, vagina. I

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:04.920
<v Speaker 1>feel like that'd be tough to make it.

0:25:05.320 --> 0:25:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Really. How did they make the penis ones? Do they

0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 2>like they have to like put some clay around your.

0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can like junk. They just send you like

0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 1>a tube and you just fun too, Yeah, you fuck

0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:16.600
<v Speaker 1>it and then they you send it back. But that

0:25:16.720 --> 0:25:19.000
<v Speaker 1>that shit is crazy to me because then they're just

0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:21.520
<v Speaker 1>going to three D print your ship and but you

0:25:21.560 --> 0:25:23.200
<v Speaker 1>give them like a mold of your.

0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:25.840
<v Speaker 2>And then you know they're keeping that on file's exactly.

0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:28.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how do you know someone working there isn't like

0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:28.960
<v Speaker 1>I like.

0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:30.440
<v Speaker 2>This, I'm gonna use this model.

0:25:30.600 --> 0:25:31.720
<v Speaker 1>I want to I want to know some more.

0:25:31.760 --> 0:25:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't mind that if I if I like if

0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:36.320
<v Speaker 2>I you know, was signed to the agreement to give

0:25:36.359 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 2>away a mold of my penis and like some whoever

0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:41.240
<v Speaker 2>that works at the company wants to, I don't care.

0:25:41.440 --> 0:25:43.399
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's fair. I feel like, you know, it

0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:47.680
<v Speaker 1>is pretty flattering if someone someone prints your penis for themselves,

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:49.679
<v Speaker 1>You're like, damn, shout out to you.

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:51.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just you know, I'm just happy to you know,

0:25:51.920 --> 0:25:58.000
<v Speaker 2>help people. Yeah, in this universe. Yeah, uh okay, there

0:25:58.080 --> 0:26:01.760
<v Speaker 2>was one. There was a call here that I have

0:26:01.840 --> 0:26:04.080
<v Speaker 2>no idea how this is going to go. This might

0:26:04.080 --> 0:26:07.640
<v Speaker 2>be something where we take it and we're immediately like, let's.

0:26:09.720 --> 0:26:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm too curious to not take this call.

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:19.040
<v Speaker 5>Hello, it's just a gek.

0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:22.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is Gary.

0:26:23.080 --> 0:26:23.760
<v Speaker 5>This is Gary.

0:26:25.600 --> 0:26:26.320
<v Speaker 2>What's going on with you?

0:26:26.359 --> 0:26:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Gary?

0:26:26.600 --> 0:26:32.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm here with Noel. We're Gecko's.

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<v Speaker 5>Man. I am so excited to be talking to you

0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:37.000
<v Speaker 5>two fellas. Let me tell you something.

0:26:40.400 --> 0:26:43.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, well, listen, Gary, it says here that you have

0:26:43.400 --> 0:26:47.119
<v Speaker 2>a pending domestic terrorism lawsuit against yourself and your cousin.

0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:52.919
<v Speaker 5>This is very true. So it's actually myself, my cousin,

0:26:53.040 --> 0:26:59.080
<v Speaker 5>and his girlfriend. Although I am the main subject of

0:27:00.200 --> 0:27:03.960
<v Speaker 5>person of interest here, I should say I let me

0:27:04.000 --> 0:27:06.359
<v Speaker 5>give give a little bit of a backstory before we

0:27:06.400 --> 0:27:08.000
<v Speaker 5>get before we get too deep into this.

0:27:08.560 --> 0:27:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would the mask.

0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't.

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:16.720
<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't say the Messic Terriors group. So all right,

0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:20.920
<v Speaker 5>So this was a couple of years ago and we, uh,

0:27:21.000 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 5>you know, we're chilling at his house, and we decided

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:26.360
<v Speaker 5>that we wanted to go smoke the Devil's lettuce. Now

0:27:26.400 --> 0:27:30.119
<v Speaker 5>in my cousin's neighborhood, he has this neighborhood beach that

0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:33.919
<v Speaker 5>was kind of the spot that everyone went, okay, So

0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 5>we decided we were going to walk down there. It

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:41.399
<v Speaker 5>was probably four or five in the afternoon, and I

0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:47.120
<v Speaker 5>had a low grade explosives on my person. Now, when

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:50.720
<v Speaker 5>I say a low grade explosive, I'm talking like a

0:27:50.720 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 5>soda can filled with tinfoil where you pour the toilet

0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:58.360
<v Speaker 5>cleaner in and it blows up. So, you know, I'm

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:00.439
<v Speaker 5>walking down the street and my cousin and It's like,

0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:03.959
<v Speaker 5>I dare you to throw that under someone's car, and

0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:09.280
<v Speaker 5>I was like, okay, let's do it. And so I

0:28:09.359 --> 0:28:09.720
<v Speaker 5>did it.

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:16.200
<v Speaker 2>And between real quick quick between you saying okay, let's

0:28:16.280 --> 0:28:19.320
<v Speaker 2>do it and your cousin asking you to do it,

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:21.200
<v Speaker 2>did you have any thoughts?

0:28:21.560 --> 0:28:21.679
<v Speaker 1>Was?

0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:25.439
<v Speaker 2>Did any part of you mauld the situation over? Was

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:28.160
<v Speaker 2>it a fairly instant decision?

0:28:30.440 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 5>Absolutely? No part of my being mould that thought over

0:28:33.720 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 5>for a split second.

0:28:36.040 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 1>Now, Gary, can I just ask you just a question?

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely?

0:28:41.280 --> 0:28:41.320
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Well are you white?

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 5>I am as white as they come?

0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:51.520
<v Speaker 1>All right? Yeah? No, go ahead continue continue, Yeah, yeah, no,

0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 1>you're fine, You're good.

0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:56.320
<v Speaker 2>So what happened after you agreed to throw this soda

0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 2>can under a car?

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:04.680
<v Speaker 5>So, in lieu of, you know, the adrenaline of the situation,

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:09.000
<v Speaker 5>we neglected to see that the two homeowners were actually

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 5>sitting on their front porch when I threw this said

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:16.320
<v Speaker 5>soda camp or soda bottle under their car.

0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this is a part Wait wait, so this

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 2>is a parked car in.

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 5>A driveway, Yeah, in my cousin's neighborhood.

0:29:27.000 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay. And when the owners saw that you were throwing

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 2>this low grade explosive under the car? How did they react?

0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 5>So I actually didn't see them until it had gone off,

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 5>because I was, you know, standing there waiting for the bang,

0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 5>and it happened, and I was, you know, giddy with excitement,

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:52.720
<v Speaker 5>and I turned to my right and they are starting

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 5>to stream at scream at all three of us, very

0:29:55.640 --> 0:29:56.640
<v Speaker 5>very intensely.

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, did the did the soda can do anything to

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:07.080
<v Speaker 2>the car?

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:11.760
<v Speaker 5>So that's actually an unknown. I don't believe it did.

0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Gary. I just have to say, you have the most

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>like your voice sounds like you'd be a member of

0:30:20.200 --> 0:30:22.920
<v Speaker 1>a yacht club. But what you're describing are like a

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:26.840
<v Speaker 1>unibomber activities. So I'm just I'm trying to picture you.

0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:30.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, You're just you're you're a bit of a

0:30:30.520 --> 0:30:32.640
<v Speaker 1>bit of a wolf in sheep's clothing right now.

0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Can you actually, just like super brief, describe what you

0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 2>look like.

0:30:39.320 --> 0:30:41.959
<v Speaker 5>I am probably the most average looking white male that

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:44.360
<v Speaker 5>has ever called into the show, to be completely honest

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:50.400
<v Speaker 5>with you. Brown hair, brown eyes, five ten, average build,

0:30:51.920 --> 0:30:53.880
<v Speaker 5>So I'm basically describing Noel Miller to.

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 1>A t uh. I wouldn't say that.

0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:06.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, fair enough, Gary, tell us more about how you

0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:11.040
<v Speaker 2>got eventually, when did this turn into a domestic terrorism lawsuit?

0:31:11.120 --> 0:31:15.840
<v Speaker 2>From your sitting in front of the the this person's house.

0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:20.760
<v Speaker 5>Right. So, after this happened, after the bang and the

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 5>screaming ensued, we just we ran. We ran for our

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:29.000
<v Speaker 5>lives down to the smoke spot. And we're at the

0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:32.920
<v Speaker 5>spot for i'd say about an hour and a half,

0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:36.600
<v Speaker 5>just hanging out. And to be completely honest with you,

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:40.000
<v Speaker 5>it didn't really cross my mind as to what happened,

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:42.760
<v Speaker 5>you know, because at this point we had smoked quite

0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:46.120
<v Speaker 5>a bit, and it just it was never a thought

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:51.120
<v Speaker 5>that was reminiscent in my head. So we decided to

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 5>head back up to the house. And as we're walking back,

0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:56.400
<v Speaker 5>and this is where it got. This is where we

0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 5>made some horrible decisions. We took the same exact route

0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:03.600
<v Speaker 5>that we threw the bott sorry I threw the bottle.

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 5>We took that route back home. So as we're walking up.

0:32:09.640 --> 0:32:11.320
<v Speaker 2>It's very nice of you, by the way, to Clare

0:32:11.520 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 2>to like single yourself out just in case the courts

0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 2>use this stream for evidence.

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, continue.

0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:21.440
<v Speaker 5>Thank you. I have to, I have to make it known.

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:28.560
<v Speaker 5>So we're walking back and there is now three County

0:32:28.600 --> 0:32:30.360
<v Speaker 5>police cars outside of the home.

0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:31.360
<v Speaker 1>M hm.

0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:36.960
<v Speaker 5>And still still it's not registering with any any three

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:39.960
<v Speaker 5>of us that this may in fact be because of

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 5>the bottle that I threw. And you know, so we're

0:32:44.600 --> 0:32:47.960
<v Speaker 5>we're still walking on our merry way and just not

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:51.520
<v Speaker 5>paying any mind to it. So we get up towards

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:56.479
<v Speaker 5>the vehicles and I'd say, what four or five police

0:32:56.520 --> 0:33:00.440
<v Speaker 5>officers h get out of their vehicles and run up

0:33:00.440 --> 0:33:03.720
<v Speaker 5>to us with their weapons drawn. And at this point

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 5>is pretty much where I shit myself.

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how stoned are you? By the way, when the

0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:11.360
<v Speaker 2>guy's appointing.

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Us at you.

0:33:12.400 --> 0:33:14.600
<v Speaker 5>I gotta tell you, man, I gotta tell you, this

0:33:14.760 --> 0:33:16.880
<v Speaker 5>was probably one of the most stone I had ever been.

0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 5>When I say, we were down at that smoke spot

0:33:19.080 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 5>for an hour and a half. We were smoking for

0:33:20.960 --> 0:33:23.120
<v Speaker 5>that hour and a half straight. I was, I was,

0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:25.400
<v Speaker 5>I was blazed. There's no doubt about that.

0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Okay, So they take you, they take you

0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:34.120
<v Speaker 2>into custody, I assume, right.

0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:37.840
<v Speaker 5>So, no, that's the thing. They did not take me

0:33:37.840 --> 0:33:41.600
<v Speaker 5>into any of us into custody right away. So they

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:46.000
<v Speaker 5>approached us and at this point, we're we're looking like

0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:50.040
<v Speaker 5>the neighborhood bums. We are all three wearing pajama pants

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:53.920
<v Speaker 5>and like some random T shirt, you know, walking about,

0:33:54.920 --> 0:34:03.040
<v Speaker 5>and so they say, you guys fit the description of

0:34:03.240 --> 0:34:06.000
<v Speaker 5>three people who have just come through here and we

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 5>received a call regarding an explosive going off under a

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:15.320
<v Speaker 5>homeowner's vehicle. And what's what's your first instinct? That's you know, deny, deny, deny,

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:22.600
<v Speaker 5>it never happened. That wasn't us. But the police officer

0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:25.840
<v Speaker 5>then proceeds to describe us to a t down to

0:34:25.880 --> 0:34:29.360
<v Speaker 5>the hair color and the exact prints on our shirts.

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:33.080
<v Speaker 5>So after trying to lie for about two minutes, you know,

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 5>we we fessed up probably the quickest interrogation known to man.

0:34:40.560 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 5>Now still at this point we had yet to be

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:47.400
<v Speaker 5>taken into custody, and so the.

0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:52.720
<v Speaker 2>Now any questions up until this play anything unsolved boggling

0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:53.759
<v Speaker 2>in your mind about any of this?

0:34:54.239 --> 0:34:58.919
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean, Gary, I just I assume your dad

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:02.919
<v Speaker 1>makes more than like one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year.

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 1>That would be my guess.

0:35:04.080 --> 0:35:06.880
<v Speaker 2>What's what's the uh? You would be what's the answer

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 2>to that?

0:35:10.719 --> 0:35:13.920
<v Speaker 5>So you are actually absolutely wrong in that sense. My

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 5>dad is unemployed, he was a uh, he is a.

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:20.240
<v Speaker 5>I don't even I don't want to say retired because

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:22.759
<v Speaker 5>he got fired. He was he was the manager of

0:35:22.760 --> 0:35:25.200
<v Speaker 5>a porta potty company.

0:35:25.239 --> 0:35:28.879
<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey, waste management makes money, man, I don't hate

0:35:28.880 --> 0:35:32.320
<v Speaker 1>on that. This is what I'm saying, is so confusing

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:35.920
<v Speaker 1>about you. Man. You speak and behave like someone with

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 1>a trust fund, but then you're doing toothless activities.

0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:45.759
<v Speaker 5>Okay, so maybe this, maybe this can put it into perspective.

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:49.480
<v Speaker 5>Here my occupation, I'm a commercial electrician.

0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh okay, all right, now I'm saying it the

0:35:54.400 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 1>blue collar grit. I'm saying that.

0:35:57.360 --> 0:35:57.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:35:57.600 --> 0:36:00.920
<v Speaker 2>So so so it was any part of your I mean,

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:02.800
<v Speaker 2>this was this three years ago. You said, were you

0:36:02.920 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 2>minor when this happened?

0:36:05.840 --> 0:36:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:10.439
<v Speaker 2>I was, okay, and this is still like weighing down

0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:14.560
<v Speaker 2>upon you. Were you tried as a domestic terrorist?

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:19.160
<v Speaker 5>No, I never was. That's the thing, because they actually

0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:21.360
<v Speaker 5>said that it was a it was a smoke bomb.

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:24.600
<v Speaker 5>The homeowner said that it was a smoke bomb to

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:25.640
<v Speaker 5>the police officers.

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Ah okay, so that's cool.

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:37.759
<v Speaker 5>So that's the thing. The police officer actually had me

0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:42.480
<v Speaker 5>talk to the homeowner, you know, in my very intoxicated state,

0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 5>and I had to explain what my reasoning was for

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:50.120
<v Speaker 5>throwing this smoke bomb under their vehicle?

0:36:54.200 --> 0:36:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Gary, I at a respect for your future existence. Let

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:02.000
<v Speaker 1>me just stop you right here, mm hmm, and just say, listen,

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:08.759
<v Speaker 1>you got away with this one, and just you know,

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:11.320
<v Speaker 1>continue to live your life, not fucking around with smoke

0:37:11.400 --> 0:37:15.120
<v Speaker 1>bombs anymore, you know, do.

0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 2>You like like to to? But but you know to

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 2>that point, Gary, now that you've told us this, you

0:37:19.760 --> 0:37:22.960
<v Speaker 2>got away with it. You're living your life now, you're

0:37:22.960 --> 0:37:26.480
<v Speaker 2>a commercial electrician. Things I can hear in your voice,

0:37:27.440 --> 0:37:31.399
<v Speaker 2>things are okay for you. Did you learn anything from

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:35.319
<v Speaker 2>this experience that you can take away?

0:37:36.719 --> 0:37:39.560
<v Speaker 5>I absolutely did, and that was to not mess around

0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:40.440
<v Speaker 5>with smoke bombs.

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:44.560
<v Speaker 2>That is a great it's a great lesson lesson.

0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:45.440
<v Speaker 1>It's a great lesson.

0:37:45.600 --> 0:37:50.719
<v Speaker 2>Learn was was I wanted those? Really? Before we go?

0:37:51.120 --> 0:37:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Your cousin, your cousin and your cousin's what is it friend?

0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:57.120
<v Speaker 2>There's three of you, right, the two the two other

0:37:57.160 --> 0:38:00.880
<v Speaker 2>people did they get did they get fucked that all

0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:02.799
<v Speaker 2>by any of this stuff? Or are they doing okay too?

0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:04.839
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:09.920
<v Speaker 5>No, they no, no repercussion. And actually my cousin is

0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:12.040
<v Speaker 5>currently a commercial electrician with me.

0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Got it.

0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:17.200
<v Speaker 2>It's the smoke bomb to commercial Electrician pipeline.

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's a good one.

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, Gary, thank you for sharing that with us.

0:38:21.880 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I feel like this is a fable, right, what is

0:38:25.200 --> 0:38:28.400
<v Speaker 2>it a parable? What's the it's the word for a

0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:30.279
<v Speaker 2>story where there's an inherent lesson to it.

0:38:30.840 --> 0:38:31.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's.

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:38.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I'm talking about, but Gary's anything

0:38:38.560 --> 0:38:40.480
<v Speaker 2>else I want to say to me or Noela or

0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:41.719
<v Speaker 2>the people of the computer before we go.

0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 5>I just wanted to say, I love you guys, and

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:46.800
<v Speaker 5>Ghek forever.

0:38:47.760 --> 0:38:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Appreciate you. Gary.

0:38:48.760 --> 0:38:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Thanks, Gary, have a good one, GAK forever.

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:59.200
<v Speaker 1>You know that he has such a just an upper

0:38:59.239 --> 0:39:03.080
<v Speaker 1>class fright freanck guy voice. It was so did you

0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 1>hear it? Like a little bit?

0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Let me to that after hearing him say that he

0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:13.400
<v Speaker 2>learned something, do you really think he learned something? What

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:14.800
<v Speaker 2>do you think he really learned? Because he said he

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:17.000
<v Speaker 2>didn't learn but like more deeper than that, what do

0:39:17.000 --> 0:39:17.720
<v Speaker 2>you think he learned?

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:24.640
<v Speaker 1>I think he learned. I think the real words that

0:39:24.719 --> 0:39:27.560
<v Speaker 1>came to his mind when he blew that car up

0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:32.080
<v Speaker 1>and he sort of got away with it was oh shit,

0:39:34.560 --> 0:39:38.319
<v Speaker 1>I definitely need to not fuck around as much. I

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:38.960
<v Speaker 1>think that's what.

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:43.439
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and that's that is legitimately learning something, and he that, Yeah,

0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:45.440
<v Speaker 2>he definitely kind of had it go off in his

0:39:45.520 --> 0:39:47.640
<v Speaker 2>mind exactly like that.

0:39:48.680 --> 0:39:50.200
<v Speaker 1>And not to make it about this, but I just

0:39:50.200 --> 0:39:52.399
<v Speaker 1>felt like it was a very very white gy thing

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:54.120
<v Speaker 1>to call into a public show.

0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:59.960
<v Speaker 2>He did say the case was pending. I want to

0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:02.200
<v Speaker 2>to get more into where it stood now, but.

0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:07.840
<v Speaker 1>I for sure thought he, you know, was like a

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:11.400
<v Speaker 1>like a privileged kid. That's what that's just that behavior

0:40:11.480 --> 0:40:14.560
<v Speaker 1>just to call in and just like I committed a

0:40:14.640 --> 0:40:18.040
<v Speaker 1>crime once, you know. But he's an electrician. He comes

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:22.000
<v Speaker 1>from that working class, so I feel like his dad

0:40:22.040 --> 0:40:26.040
<v Speaker 1>would be, you know, unibomber enough to be like, Gary,

0:40:26.239 --> 0:40:30.440
<v Speaker 1>don't ever do that again. Don't don't incriminate yourself, don't

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:32.440
<v Speaker 1>talk about this ever again. Keep it to yourself. Take

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:33.040
<v Speaker 1>it to the grave.

0:40:33.520 --> 0:40:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I mean, this is like it's a

0:40:36.120 --> 0:40:37.440
<v Speaker 2>quasi anonymous.

0:40:37.719 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's true. Yeah, we don't know.

0:40:39.239 --> 0:40:42.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean, how many other people are making h bombs

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:45.560
<v Speaker 2>out of soda cans? I'm throwing them under old ladies' cars.

0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:46.919
<v Speaker 2>Hopefully not that many.

0:40:46.920 --> 0:40:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I hope, yeah, we hope.

0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:52.279
<v Speaker 2>It is funny to think that this like podcast would

0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:55.719
<v Speaker 2>be used as evidence. Yeah, in a fucking court us

0:40:55.719 --> 0:41:01.080
<v Speaker 2>in the courtroom people, a whole jury of people watching

0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:02.400
<v Speaker 2>him tell that story.

0:41:02.520 --> 0:41:03.800
<v Speaker 1>And then so one on the jury is like, is

0:41:03.840 --> 0:41:04.280
<v Speaker 1>that Lyle?

0:41:05.160 --> 0:41:08.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, like they call us him to testify, show

0:41:08.160 --> 0:41:08.640
<v Speaker 2>up in.

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Suits, Like the suits weren't necessarily Like what are you

0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:12.000
<v Speaker 1>talking about?

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:15.200
<v Speaker 2>That's how I I need to get back into where

0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:15.480
<v Speaker 2>I was.

0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:16.399
<v Speaker 1>This is who we are. Man.

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Just don't do you have you ever growing up? Did

0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:21.440
<v Speaker 2>you ever get into not pipe bomb level, but did

0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 2>you ever get into trouble of any kind?

0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:23.279
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:41:23.280 --> 0:41:24.920
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean you know, I definitely had tons of

0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:28.319
<v Speaker 1>friends who built like potato guns and stuff like that.

0:41:28.800 --> 0:41:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I think one of the funniest things that happened to

0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:35.160
<v Speaker 1>me and a kid and his brother used to mess

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:39.480
<v Speaker 1>around a butane. Yeah yeah, and we kind of realized

0:41:39.480 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 1>that butane would had like a self sustaining burn, Like

0:41:45.920 --> 0:41:51.640
<v Speaker 1>obviously a fire can catch, but basically my boy at

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 1>the time he would spray buttane on the top of

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:56.560
<v Speaker 1>his hoodie. Oh man, and then he lighted on fire

0:41:57.200 --> 0:41:59.279
<v Speaker 1>and then he just pretend like nothing was going on

0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:01.000
<v Speaker 1>with him.

0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:03.600
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of a funny bit though, Yeah, to show

0:42:03.680 --> 0:42:05.799
<v Speaker 2>up with the show with your head on fire and

0:42:05.800 --> 0:42:07.680
<v Speaker 2>be like, what's up, guys? What?

0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:13.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, looking like like fucking hairy from home alone too,

0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:18.000
<v Speaker 1>just but you know, we would walk down this hill

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:21.520
<v Speaker 1>that we lived near, and he would spray it on

0:42:21.560 --> 0:42:23.320
<v Speaker 1>his head and he just light it on fire, and I,

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:26.319
<v Speaker 1>me and his brother would just watch it cackling, and

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:29.239
<v Speaker 1>people would drive by and their necks would break, like

0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 1>what is going on with this kid? Or annoyingly and

0:42:33.280 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 1>dangerously he would just spray it on us while we

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:37.319
<v Speaker 1>were walking and then just light us on fire, and

0:42:37.360 --> 0:42:38.440
<v Speaker 1>we had no idea.

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:41.360
<v Speaker 2>He let on fire without you're knowing, yeah.

0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 1>Which is psychotic behavior, but he was convinced that nothing

0:42:44.320 --> 0:42:45.359
<v Speaker 1>bad could happen from it.

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:47.880
<v Speaker 2>I was also a little bit into fire when I

0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:51.400
<v Speaker 2>when I discovered that you could take acts or not

0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:54.839
<v Speaker 2>even like any hair spray yeah, and a lighter yeah,

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:57.960
<v Speaker 2>and it would make a flame thrower. Yeah, I was.

0:42:58.040 --> 0:42:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I was a little too into that. And I wouldn't

0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:01.040
<v Speaker 2>do it like a w because it would scare me.

0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Would do it for like a second well yeah, like

0:43:03.280 --> 0:43:05.240
<v Speaker 2>I was like discovering my own like powers.

0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:07.759
<v Speaker 1>Would you only ever do it like in the privacy

0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:08.359
<v Speaker 1>of your own.

0:43:08.680 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would do it. I wouldn't like go into

0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:12.320
<v Speaker 2>public and start terrorizing.

0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fucking do you have kids like that in high

0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:15.879
<v Speaker 1>school that would do that? Ship?

0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:20.120
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't. The people I was friends with in high school,

0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:25.120
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't. We were mischievous, but not in any sort

0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:28.840
<v Speaker 2>of violent way. Yeah, you know, but I did have

0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:31.919
<v Speaker 2>I had like a obsession with fire at some point,

0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:35.000
<v Speaker 2>like lighting fireworks, and I would keep a lighter to

0:43:35.080 --> 0:43:35.560
<v Speaker 2>the pocket.

0:43:35.760 --> 0:43:37.719
<v Speaker 1>Was like the biggest thing you lit on fire. You think,

0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:43.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, you're just like, uh, just the pentagon.

0:43:43.800 --> 0:43:46.360
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't have anything cool man, It's like sticks,

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:51.720
<v Speaker 2>pieces of paper. Yeahs oh you know, my own, like

0:43:52.000 --> 0:43:54.080
<v Speaker 2>my own like I would I would like light my

0:43:54.120 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 2>hair on Oh yeah, like my hair hair, but like

0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:56.920
<v Speaker 2>my arm hair.

0:43:57.360 --> 0:43:59.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you ever do that? I had friends that would

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:02.720
<v Speaker 1>do that then. Yeah, that thought that was like super funny,

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:05.719
<v Speaker 1>and I was thinking, like, dude, I couldn't relate. You know,

0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I had exema, so I was trying to keep as

0:44:07.280 --> 0:44:09.840
<v Speaker 1>much moisture on my skin as possible. So when I

0:44:09.880 --> 0:44:13.160
<v Speaker 1>watch kids do that, I'm like, you take that, You

0:44:13.239 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 1>take your skin for granted, Man, what.

0:44:15.480 --> 0:44:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Do you what do you think Utane your your butane

0:44:18.400 --> 0:44:23.120
<v Speaker 2>friend is doing now? Maybe you lost out with him. Uh?

0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:28.399
<v Speaker 1>Last I heard he's married. He's good. Yeah, I'm sure

0:44:28.400 --> 0:44:29.160
<v Speaker 1>he's solid.

0:44:29.360 --> 0:44:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Do you think when the kids are asleep and the

0:44:31.719 --> 0:44:34.880
<v Speaker 2>wife is asleep, he goes down into the basement and

0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:35.920
<v Speaker 2>lights ship on fire?

0:44:36.920 --> 0:44:38.719
<v Speaker 1>You know, I wouldn't put it past him to do

0:44:38.760 --> 0:44:41.399
<v Speaker 1>it in front of the kid. He had a good

0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 1>sense of humor.

0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 2>You're ever gonna have kids?

0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I think about it, man, I'm just not sure. I'm

0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:50.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of in a selfish point in my life where

0:44:50.600 --> 0:44:53.719
<v Speaker 1>I like, I like the freedom I have soah, you know,

0:44:53.800 --> 0:44:57.080
<v Speaker 1>but I think raising a kid is definitely it's cool.

0:44:57.280 --> 0:45:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Like I got a little nephew that, okay, I see

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:03.960
<v Speaker 1>every once in a while. It's like a rental kid, Yeah, basically,

0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:07.000
<v Speaker 1>and that's always that's always a good time, you know,

0:45:07.320 --> 0:45:10.359
<v Speaker 1>even even if he's misbehaving, it's still kind of and

0:45:10.520 --> 0:45:14.920
<v Speaker 1>it's like endearing in a way. Granted I don't have

0:45:15.040 --> 0:45:16.600
<v Speaker 1>him twenty four to seven, so I'm sure I wouldn't

0:45:16.640 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 1>view it the same way.

0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:20.880
<v Speaker 2>I feel you on the Uh. I I don't know

0:45:20.880 --> 0:45:22.600
<v Speaker 2>if I would, you like, I don't know if it's

0:45:22.640 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 2>like a selfish thing. But I I think I think

0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:27.640
<v Speaker 2>by the way, I think I've asked every single guest

0:45:27.680 --> 0:45:30.840
<v Speaker 2>I've had on this podcast if they want to have kids.

0:45:30.960 --> 0:45:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but.

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:35.480
<v Speaker 2>What is it? I feel like you can do any

0:45:35.640 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 2>you can kind of do anything, and you can do

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:42.800
<v Speaker 2>anything in life, come back from anything, except for having

0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:44.680
<v Speaker 2>children or getting arrested.

0:45:45.040 --> 0:45:45.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:47.839
<v Speaker 2>If those are the only two things I can think

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:49.319
<v Speaker 2>of where like there's no turning back.

0:45:49.960 --> 0:45:52.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Ye're getting arrested.

0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Is like we're like some crazy physical injury m m.

0:45:57.719 --> 0:46:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kids are I mean, in a way you could

0:46:01.120 --> 0:46:01.759
<v Speaker 1>come back, you.

0:46:01.719 --> 0:46:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Know, you you ditch the kid.

0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:06.319
<v Speaker 1>If not like that, but I mean if you turn

0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:08.880
<v Speaker 1>them into free agents, you know, put them up for adoption.

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could do that, because that's the thing is,

0:46:11.960 --> 0:46:13.759
<v Speaker 2>that's the only you could ditch the kid. But no, no,

0:46:13.920 --> 0:46:16.480
<v Speaker 2>that's not cool. It's not I was you know, I

0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:20.000
<v Speaker 2>wasn't bringing that up as like, no, no, you know legitimate.

0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:23.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but you could do it. Yeah, no, you

0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:24.840
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't ditch your child.

0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:27.920
<v Speaker 1>But in theory, you could put them out for free agency.

0:46:28.560 --> 0:46:31.399
<v Speaker 2>Hey, you want to take a call? Yeah?

0:46:31.680 --> 0:46:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Am I being too controversial? No?

0:46:33.239 --> 0:46:35.640
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, this is uh. I think these

0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:37.879
<v Speaker 2>are important things to talk about with people because there's

0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:40.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, people who are listening to this that you know,

0:46:40.480 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Maybe they're things.

0:46:41.600 --> 0:46:43.480
<v Speaker 1>No, you know one of my one of my one

0:46:43.520 --> 0:46:45.359
<v Speaker 1>of my close friends, we do a lot of work.

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 1>He was adopted, and you know, he makes me think

0:46:50.680 --> 0:46:51.600
<v Speaker 1>about adopting.

0:46:52.960 --> 0:46:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Hello is this Jacob?

0:46:56.760 --> 0:46:57.279
<v Speaker 4>Can you hear me?

0:46:58.239 --> 0:46:58.439
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:46:58.480 --> 0:47:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Can know what's going on with you?

0:47:01.760 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Man?

0:47:05.160 --> 0:47:08.640
<v Speaker 4>Nothing much. I am in the parking lot at the gym,

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:10.280
<v Speaker 4>just finishing my workout.

0:47:11.560 --> 0:47:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're finishing the workout in the parking lot big time.

0:47:16.520 --> 0:47:18.480
<v Speaker 4>No, I'm sitting in the parking lot hoping i'd get

0:47:18.480 --> 0:47:20.720
<v Speaker 4>to talk to you guys. So I just finished my workout.

0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:21.799
<v Speaker 1>Got it?

0:47:21.840 --> 0:47:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Was it a good workout?

0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:25.879
<v Speaker 8>You know what?

0:47:26.160 --> 0:47:28.719
<v Speaker 4>I took like a week and a half off. I

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:33.040
<v Speaker 4>like hurt my lower back. So they won back of

0:47:33.120 --> 0:47:33.640
<v Speaker 4>the gym.

0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:35.520
<v Speaker 1>How'd you heard the how you heard the loan?

0:47:36.120 --> 0:47:39.480
<v Speaker 4>Just turned thirty and I dude, I feel like when

0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:44.480
<v Speaker 4>you turn thirty, your body's nose and it just will

0:47:44.480 --> 0:47:47.080
<v Speaker 4>bite back for like the littlest things. So I don't

0:47:47.120 --> 0:47:50.399
<v Speaker 4>even know what happened. I might have lifted something wrong

0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:54.959
<v Speaker 4>at work or at the gym, slept wrong, caught that down,

0:47:55.000 --> 0:48:00.400
<v Speaker 4>watched TV wrong. Yeah, literally, just king.

0:48:01.080 --> 0:48:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, Jacob, is there anything in particular you want to

0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:07.280
<v Speaker 2>talk about today?

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:11.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I wanted to talk about I guess the

0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:15.279
<v Speaker 4>kink that I have. Maybe I'm a fetish twink SI right,

0:48:16.600 --> 0:48:22.919
<v Speaker 4>I am addicted to sleeping with married straight men, and

0:48:24.280 --> 0:48:27.279
<v Speaker 4>I want some opinions on it because I feel like

0:48:27.920 --> 0:48:32.440
<v Speaker 4>it's a bit controversial. I feel like sometimes I feel

0:48:32.480 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 4>bad about it, but other times I don't, especially not

0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:40.000
<v Speaker 4>in the moment. Of course, it's also a little bit

0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:46.840
<v Speaker 4>it can be seen as like homophobic. I guess you

0:48:46.840 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 4>could say I don't really sleep as other gay men.

0:48:51.760 --> 0:48:58.480
<v Speaker 4>I seem to prefer sleeping with men who identify as

0:48:58.560 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 4>straight men. Periods.

0:49:00.160 --> 0:49:05.319
<v Speaker 2>You you you say you you almost exclusively sleep with

0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:06.680
<v Speaker 2>men who identify a.

0:49:06.719 --> 0:49:11.720
<v Speaker 4>Straight almost exclusively. Yeah?

0:49:11.760 --> 0:49:12.239
<v Speaker 1>And is it?

0:49:12.280 --> 0:49:15.240
<v Speaker 2>Is it you almost exclusively identify with men who identify

0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:19.040
<v Speaker 2>straight or you almost exclusively sleep with married men who

0:49:19.080 --> 0:49:23.080
<v Speaker 2>identify a straight.

0:49:23.120 --> 0:49:28.680
<v Speaker 4>So open minded in that sense. But if they're married, man,

0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:33.399
<v Speaker 4>I don't really care if I find them attractive. It's

0:49:33.520 --> 0:49:35.880
<v Speaker 4>like an instant yes for me, you know.

0:49:37.000 --> 0:49:41.839
<v Speaker 2>So the mayor, the fact that they're married makes them

0:49:41.920 --> 0:49:43.120
<v Speaker 2>more attractive.

0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:44.319
<v Speaker 4>To you just fucking gets me.

0:49:44.880 --> 0:49:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, why can can you explain why that is?

0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:49:52.000 --> 0:49:54.759
<v Speaker 4>I have no clue. That's I'm trying to pick my

0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:57.880
<v Speaker 4>own brain right now because I couldn't tell you it.

0:49:59.360 --> 0:49:59.879
<v Speaker 4>Part of it.

0:50:00.400 --> 0:50:05.080
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm just picturing a married this guy

0:50:05.160 --> 0:50:10.760
<v Speaker 1>head the whole time talking to us Jacobs, just getting

0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:15.040
<v Speaker 1>ahead parking lot, and he's like, do you have to

0:50:15.040 --> 0:50:16.120
<v Speaker 1>take this call right now?

0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:25.600
<v Speaker 4>I've had It's gotten to the point where they've knuck

0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:31.080
<v Speaker 4>me through their garages, into their guest bedrooms, whilestairs.

0:50:31.560 --> 0:50:34.879
<v Speaker 2>No, okay, But when you're when you're doing that, are

0:50:34.920 --> 0:50:39.080
<v Speaker 2>you not like, okay, when you're doing something like that

0:50:40.120 --> 0:50:42.400
<v Speaker 2>in your mind, are you not lying? What the fuck

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:46.480
<v Speaker 2>is going to happen? If like, like you are entering,

0:50:46.880 --> 0:50:49.520
<v Speaker 2>you're just you're not just entering into a physical location,

0:50:49.640 --> 0:50:53.680
<v Speaker 2>You're entering into someone's whole ass life.

0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're behind enemy lines, man.

0:50:56.320 --> 0:50:58.040
<v Speaker 2>What's going through your mind when you're in a situation.

0:51:01.200 --> 0:51:07.160
<v Speaker 4>I yeah, certain situations like that. I'm not thinking with

0:51:07.360 --> 0:51:09.520
<v Speaker 4>my head, you know, I'm thinking with my dick.

0:51:10.239 --> 0:51:13.840
<v Speaker 1>So technically your head exciting for me.

0:51:15.520 --> 0:51:16.160
<v Speaker 4>The other one.

0:51:16.719 --> 0:51:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's okay, okay, let me let me say this,

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:20.919
<v Speaker 1>let me say two days.

0:51:21.920 --> 0:51:22.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:51:22.760 --> 0:51:27.720
<v Speaker 1>Do you is it that that's a crazy thing because

0:51:27.760 --> 0:51:32.239
<v Speaker 1>one if if their lady wakes up, you know, like

0:51:33.400 --> 0:51:36.799
<v Speaker 1>that's just a wild situation to be in. Two is

0:51:36.840 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 1>it that you do you enjoy the like sort of

0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 1>the power of it. Do you get a rise out

0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:45.560
<v Speaker 1>of it knowing that, like you are somebody's secret?

0:51:46.120 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

0:51:50.080 --> 0:51:58.279
<v Speaker 4>Maybe I my parents growing up, My father was a

0:51:58.320 --> 0:52:01.439
<v Speaker 4>big cheater, and I never they understood why he did

0:52:01.480 --> 0:52:04.520
<v Speaker 4>the things he did. So there's a part of me that, like,

0:52:07.400 --> 0:52:11.880
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, probably wants to find out the reasons

0:52:11.880 --> 0:52:13.280
<v Speaker 4>why people do those things.

0:52:13.280 --> 0:52:17.080
<v Speaker 1>You know, did it hurt you that your dad would

0:52:17.160 --> 0:52:21.319
<v Speaker 1>cheat on your mom?

0:52:21.800 --> 0:52:26.000
<v Speaker 4>Uh? Yeah, I guess so, I mean as much as

0:52:26.520 --> 0:52:29.799
<v Speaker 4>it or any kids these days, not so much, like

0:52:31.000 --> 0:52:31.640
<v Speaker 4>not a big deal.

0:52:31.680 --> 0:52:35.160
<v Speaker 1>But do do you keep in touch with Are your

0:52:35.160 --> 0:52:37.040
<v Speaker 1>parents still together? And do you keep in touch with

0:52:37.080 --> 0:52:37.520
<v Speaker 1>your dad?

0:52:39.760 --> 0:52:40.680
<v Speaker 4>They're still together?

0:52:40.840 --> 0:52:41.040
<v Speaker 8>Yes?

0:52:41.239 --> 0:52:42.839
<v Speaker 4>Are they happy? Probably not.

0:52:44.360 --> 0:52:44.880
<v Speaker 5>My dad.

0:52:44.960 --> 0:52:48.680
<v Speaker 4>I have a better relationship with him now than I

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:53.759
<v Speaker 4>did growing up. Me and my daughter are call's cool.

0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Does he still cheat?

0:52:58.480 --> 0:53:05.040
<v Speaker 4>Probably couldn't tell you. They're fifty mid fifties. So I mean,

0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:09.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure, have.

0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:11.480
<v Speaker 1>You always been this way or is this a recent thing?

0:53:12.040 --> 0:53:15.799
<v Speaker 1>I forget, so.

0:53:18.080 --> 0:53:20.040
<v Speaker 4>I would say it was more of a recent thing.

0:53:20.440 --> 0:53:25.239
<v Speaker 4>So I am in a relationship, an open relationship, I'll

0:53:25.239 --> 0:53:28.520
<v Speaker 4>say that. So my partner and I have been open

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:35.319
<v Speaker 4>for three four years. That's three years.

0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:37.719
<v Speaker 1>And that's a crazy thing because I just real quick,

0:53:37.760 --> 0:53:40.360
<v Speaker 1>I want to carry out. I want to caveat because

0:53:40.440 --> 0:53:43.200
<v Speaker 1>there are probably some straight people in the chat that

0:53:43.320 --> 0:53:47.360
<v Speaker 1>are thinking, like, man, what the fuck? And it should

0:53:47.400 --> 0:53:49.759
<v Speaker 1>be said that at least the gay man, I know,

0:53:50.840 --> 0:53:56.560
<v Speaker 1>the ability to compartmentalize is crazy. They can just like

0:53:56.719 --> 0:54:00.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, the gay dudes, they just oh yeah, I'm

0:54:00.280 --> 0:54:02.400
<v Speaker 1>just go mack. This guy in the club means nothing

0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:08.000
<v Speaker 1>to me. It's savage. Anyways, continue, I'm sorry.

0:54:10.239 --> 0:54:15.560
<v Speaker 4>No, that's a great point. I feel like open relationships

0:54:15.920 --> 0:54:20.000
<v Speaker 4>in the gay world are pretty common because men just

0:54:20.040 --> 0:54:23.279
<v Speaker 4>have like this. I mean, I don't want to.

0:54:25.760 --> 0:54:31.120
<v Speaker 1>No, I think you're hitting on something that's no. No.

0:54:31.160 --> 0:54:35.160
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a tough and dangerous facet of the

0:54:35.239 --> 0:54:40.480
<v Speaker 1>traditional or like traditional male psychology is. I think we

0:54:40.600 --> 0:54:46.879
<v Speaker 1>have a dangerous ability to shut off our feelings and

0:54:46.880 --> 0:54:49.799
<v Speaker 1>and so I'm just wondering if there's an element of

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:52.960
<v Speaker 1>that here that's enabling you to continue doing these things,

0:54:53.400 --> 0:54:57.000
<v Speaker 1>because maybe there's something deeper that you're not acknowledging, but

0:54:57.080 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 1>you're kind of dealing with it in this way.

0:55:00.160 --> 0:55:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Hmmm, does that can can you think of anything that

0:55:04.120 --> 0:55:14.520
<v Speaker 2>that that that might be? Jacob, Oh, I don't know.

0:55:14.640 --> 0:55:17.920
<v Speaker 4>I didn't really grow up mid twenties.

0:55:18.440 --> 0:55:18.560
<v Speaker 8>Uh.

0:55:20.640 --> 0:55:23.560
<v Speaker 4>I didn't really explore my sexuality the way that I'm

0:55:23.560 --> 0:55:26.560
<v Speaker 4>doing now. This goes from my partner. We kind of

0:55:26.600 --> 0:55:30.239
<v Speaker 4>grew up with the gay stigma. I guess you can

0:55:30.320 --> 0:55:34.239
<v Speaker 4>say the STDs. I mean I have had a fair

0:55:34.239 --> 0:55:38.600
<v Speaker 4>share of STDs, so I mean that is common. But

0:55:38.719 --> 0:55:45.920
<v Speaker 4>like HIV scare and just being the person that our

0:55:46.000 --> 0:55:50.000
<v Speaker 4>parents were afraid of, it's so our early twenties.

0:55:50.760 --> 0:55:52.319
<v Speaker 2>So Jacob, you know, what are you? What are you

0:55:52.320 --> 0:55:55.680
<v Speaker 2>wrestling with here? Are you? Are you wrestling with the

0:55:55.800 --> 0:56:01.279
<v Speaker 2>morality of you sleeping with married men? Are you wrestling

0:56:01.360 --> 0:56:05.080
<v Speaker 2>with why you have this impulse? Like what if you

0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:08.000
<v Speaker 2>have to say that? What is the crux of your

0:56:08.080 --> 0:56:11.439
<v Speaker 2>issue with everything going on with you?

0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:15.879
<v Speaker 4>It's definitely a morality thing, because afterwards, I do kind

0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:18.680
<v Speaker 4>of feel like shit. And I do think about their

0:56:18.760 --> 0:56:21.400
<v Speaker 4>kids that are probably sleeping upstairs, or you know, their

0:56:21.480 --> 0:56:27.279
<v Speaker 4>partners that are oblivious to the whole situation, and I

0:56:27.320 --> 0:56:29.560
<v Speaker 4>just feel like shit, you know, but in the moment,

0:56:29.680 --> 0:56:33.320
<v Speaker 4>and it's always in the moment that I just I

0:56:33.760 --> 0:56:35.080
<v Speaker 4>don't give a fuck, you know, It's.

0:56:35.000 --> 0:56:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Just Jacob, do you feel at any point in your

0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:44.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to say daily life, but do you

0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:48.080
<v Speaker 1>ever have moments where you still struggle to accept your

0:56:48.120 --> 0:56:52.520
<v Speaker 1>own sexual identity and preference and things of that nature.

0:56:55.239 --> 0:56:57.279
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't think so. I'm a I think I'm

0:56:57.320 --> 0:57:02.000
<v Speaker 4>a proud team man, and I I love the gay culture.

0:57:02.040 --> 0:57:03.359
<v Speaker 4>I love everything about it.

0:57:03.440 --> 0:57:04.640
<v Speaker 1>But that's good.

0:57:04.719 --> 0:57:11.440
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I don't really I don't know. I just sexually,

0:57:11.480 --> 0:57:14.960
<v Speaker 4>when it comes to like getting off, I don't really

0:57:15.120 --> 0:57:18.680
<v Speaker 4>have that connection with other gay men. And I asked

0:57:18.680 --> 0:57:22.080
<v Speaker 4>myself if it's because I don't want any kind of

0:57:22.200 --> 0:57:24.720
<v Speaker 4>ties to be held with these men because I am

0:57:24.840 --> 0:57:31.560
<v Speaker 4>in a relations happy relationship, So I I kind of

0:57:32.240 --> 0:57:34.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure if that plays a factor in it

0:57:34.840 --> 0:57:36.240
<v Speaker 4>as well.

0:57:36.320 --> 0:57:39.240
<v Speaker 2>Let me throw this one on you. Have you been

0:57:39.520 --> 0:57:43.240
<v Speaker 2>to a real therapist and talk to them about why

0:57:43.280 --> 0:57:46.040
<v Speaker 2>you have the compulsions.

0:57:46.680 --> 0:57:50.680
<v Speaker 4>I have not. I have not. I've never really expressed

0:57:50.680 --> 0:57:52.600
<v Speaker 4>myself like this, even to my partner.

0:57:53.720 --> 0:57:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, that's another question. Have you does your partner?

0:57:57.000 --> 0:58:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Now? Hey, first, I want to say, Jacob, we appreciate

0:58:00.520 --> 0:58:04.240
<v Speaker 1>you taking this leap because it's a very public way

0:58:04.280 --> 0:58:07.520
<v Speaker 1>to address these deeper thoughts you have. And so no,

0:58:07.840 --> 0:58:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm not, I'm not. I'm not even sarcastic. Now, you're

0:58:12.400 --> 0:58:18.480
<v Speaker 1>fine you're feeling because I, as a person, i'd rather

0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:21.160
<v Speaker 1>you get this out in it's sort of a comedic

0:58:21.560 --> 0:58:23.640
<v Speaker 1>tongue in cheek way, and if this opens the door

0:58:23.680 --> 0:58:26.920
<v Speaker 1>for you to have deeper discussions. Here's here's the thing,

0:58:26.920 --> 0:58:31.480
<v Speaker 1>bro this you know, I feel like listening to you,

0:58:31.480 --> 0:58:34.280
<v Speaker 1>you really feel conflicted about this. So I think you're

0:58:34.320 --> 0:58:36.439
<v Speaker 1>you're taking the right steps, and I think it's it'd

0:58:36.440 --> 0:58:39.320
<v Speaker 1>be good for you. I think what I was about

0:58:39.320 --> 0:58:41.720
<v Speaker 1>to say, sorry, I mean because I think it'd be

0:58:41.760 --> 0:58:47.280
<v Speaker 1>great for you to, you know, uh, consider a licensed

0:58:47.280 --> 0:58:50.400
<v Speaker 1>therapist and and dig into this because if you feel

0:58:50.440 --> 0:58:53.560
<v Speaker 1>some kind of way like you're acting out of your

0:58:53.560 --> 0:58:56.959
<v Speaker 1>own I don't know what the person you envision yourself being.

0:58:57.400 --> 0:59:01.320
<v Speaker 1>I think you're you're you're totally right to look after

0:59:01.360 --> 0:59:03.360
<v Speaker 1>yourself and go, hey, you know what, I'm doing something

0:59:03.400 --> 0:59:05.600
<v Speaker 1>that I don't know if I'm too proud of this anymore.

0:59:06.240 --> 0:59:08.800
<v Speaker 1>And it's a good thing to work out, man.

0:59:12.720 --> 0:59:17.200
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Jacob. Is there anything else you want to

0:59:17.200 --> 0:59:18.640
<v Speaker 2>say to the people of the computer before we go,

0:59:19.080 --> 0:59:21.280
<v Speaker 2>or to me or Noel or anything else? Do you

0:59:21.280 --> 0:59:23.000
<v Speaker 2>want to say about the situation that you feel like

0:59:23.000 --> 0:59:25.000
<v Speaker 2>we didn't get to or anything like that?

0:59:27.760 --> 0:59:30.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I think we covered all the bases. That was

0:59:30.960 --> 0:59:31.600
<v Speaker 4>the fast one.

0:59:31.680 --> 0:59:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Huh.

0:59:33.160 --> 0:59:37.240
<v Speaker 4>Big fans of both of y'all tell you, Noel, my

0:59:37.480 --> 0:59:42.400
<v Speaker 4>partner has a huge crush on you, damn. So it's

0:59:42.480 --> 0:59:44.400
<v Speaker 4>kind of like a full circle moment in a lot

0:59:44.440 --> 0:59:45.320
<v Speaker 4>of ways.

0:59:45.840 --> 0:59:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, look, Jacob, everybody out there, just what's up?

0:59:49.480 --> 0:59:49.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:59:49.960 --> 0:59:53.280
<v Speaker 1>I know again, we appreciate you, tell your partner said,

0:59:53.760 --> 0:59:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the love. I appreciate the love for you too, Bro,

0:59:56.680 --> 0:59:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Me and law want to see you succeed, man, So sir,

1:00:00.080 --> 1:00:05.560
<v Speaker 1>so come away from this conversation, uh thinking about that

1:00:05.640 --> 1:00:09.200
<v Speaker 1>next step and uh, you know, ultimately we want to

1:00:09.200 --> 1:00:11.320
<v Speaker 1>see you happy. Man. So dude, you gotta do to

1:00:11.320 --> 1:00:13.280
<v Speaker 1>to to find that, you know.

1:00:15.320 --> 1:00:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for sharing. Thank care man, you get some protein,

1:00:23.800 --> 1:00:26.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, with that call, I have dode, I have

1:00:26.040 --> 1:00:28.600
<v Speaker 2>these thoughts and that, and I get I get calls

1:00:28.640 --> 1:00:33.280
<v Speaker 2>like that a lot, where like I think, you know,

1:00:34.840 --> 1:00:37.720
<v Speaker 2>I think maybe it is the possibility that people listening

1:00:37.800 --> 1:00:43.080
<v Speaker 2>or anything like that, like wanted a response that's like

1:00:43.360 --> 1:00:47.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, more like ragging on like what you do,

1:00:47.920 --> 1:00:49.600
<v Speaker 2>what you're like, what you're doing is fucked up and

1:00:49.680 --> 1:00:51.640
<v Speaker 2>like all that stuff. And I wonder because I think

1:00:52.040 --> 1:00:55.760
<v Speaker 2>my ultimate like thing with these calls is like I'm thinking, one,

1:00:55.840 --> 1:00:57.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't like to present myself as any kind of

1:00:57.600 --> 1:01:01.120
<v Speaker 2>moral authority true of any kind, because like, you know whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But also it's like, if if the goal is to

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<v Speaker 2>talk through this thing with this guy, like and the

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<v Speaker 2>goal is to help this guy, what what is the

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<v Speaker 2>best way to go about it? And you know, genuinely

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<v Speaker 2>like wrestling with this in my brain is like, is

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<v Speaker 2>is it productive to be like what you're doing is

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up, you know you're morally wrong, or is it

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<v Speaker 2>better to go through it with him in an objective

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<v Speaker 2>way kind of like what we did.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think I think you're totally I mean, you're

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<v Speaker 1>totally right to reflect on it. But I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>creating that space for people to talk. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>I think when you rag on people, that's when they

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<v Speaker 1>keep their cards close. Totally, totally that that motivate.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>The biggest thing I heard from the guy is he's

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<v Speaker 1>turning off his feelings. You know, he's like, oh in

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<v Speaker 1>the moment and I think about it, which you could say,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, is because you're horny, fair sure, But if

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<v Speaker 1>he is getting his nut off, and then the second

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<v Speaker 1>that happens, he's got that guilt that horrific, that same

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<v Speaker 1>feeling when you masturbate to like some just porn like

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<v Speaker 1>that you are not proud of. You're like, man, what

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<v Speaker 1>am I doing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that must be some like the the

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<v Speaker 2>amount of horniness that he is feeling to get himself

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<v Speaker 2>into a suburban house with the wife and the kids

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<v Speaker 2>must be uh, you know, just some astronomical animalistic amount.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, bro, I mean that that's a.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a terrifying situation to place yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>In, bro, to to keep it up in a suburban

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<v Speaker 1>home with a with a family upstairs, that is that

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<v Speaker 1>is cataclysmic levels of horning. You know, Like that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great word for that, just absurd power going through his body,

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<v Speaker 1>like my family's upstairs, and he's like, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's that's probably part of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably part of the adrenaline that you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>adrenaline from that is like going through a machine in

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<v Speaker 2>his body and transmuting to make his penis you know,

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<v Speaker 2>stronger and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, I mean, I asked him how he

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<v Speaker 1>felt about his own identity because I think it'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a sad thing if he was maybe doing that, because

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he feels some kind of shame but doesn't sound

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<v Speaker 1>that way. So I think it's deeper. Is above our

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<v Speaker 1>pay grade for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely, I'm glad. I'm glad that you know, he's see

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad at least that he seemed like he he

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<v Speaker 2>wants to guide himself towards better.

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<v Speaker 1>Married men's.

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<v Speaker 2>Away from married men's whatever and into uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>better better for him. So that's also why I don't

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we were talking about like whether should we

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<v Speaker 2>rag on people. I never like, you know, anyone who's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, he he wants to change, He wants to change,

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<v Speaker 2>calling in to talk about how he wants to change,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can respond, you know, why would I do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little sad because I'm not sad, but I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of wish we interviewed him a little bit, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know what type of suburban dad has the best bussy?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, like who of these suburban dads? Like is actually

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<v Speaker 1>really a really convincing gay guy in the bed?

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<v Speaker 2>And then like, yeah, like is there is does he

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<v Speaker 2>witness a very sharp change from like who he observes

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<v Speaker 2>these guys as when they are, you know, in public,

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<v Speaker 2>and who they are you know, when they're with him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's kind of interesting to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, is he just piping down like little league baseball

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<v Speaker 1>coaches and they're you know, they're all rooted out and

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<v Speaker 1>crazy or actually baseball Lit League Baseball coaches when we

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<v Speaker 1>rited out. But you know, these guys are used to

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<v Speaker 1>talking shit. You know. They bring them in there and

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<v Speaker 1>they say, you know, make me you're a little make

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<v Speaker 1>me you're a little whatever you want me to be. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>have your way with me, And Jacob goes, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I hope that Jacob can find can get his kicks.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, like what else, that's not what

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<v Speaker 2>what that is not sleeping with straight married men could

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<v Speaker 2>give Jacob a similar sense of adrenaline. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing. And then Jacob, but you should try go karting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, no, I was gonna say a little crack,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can go karting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that you remember? Okay to sort of sort

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<v Speaker 2>of do a loop here. Yeah, you know how in

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<v Speaker 2>the very beginning of this we were like, is there

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<v Speaker 2>you know people, is there a version of a crack

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<v Speaker 2>experience that changes someone's life for the better? Ye? This

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<v Speaker 2>could be that maybe Jacob finds crack go karting and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like that you know, depressing, shameful thing I had

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<v Speaker 2>when I was going around having sex with all these

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<v Speaker 2>married men. Yeah, totally gone. Now my life is all

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<v Speaker 2>about crack and go karting, and I've never been happier.

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<v Speaker 2>And my partner does it with me too, and I

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<v Speaker 2>live this well balanced, amazing life all thanks to crack.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn damn. Now now I'm just I'm thinking of all

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<v Speaker 1>the questions we should have asked him, like has he

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<v Speaker 1>ever been like a pastor? You know? Damn it, Jacob,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're out there, leave some notes in the chat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is a great call.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take let's hit it. Let's hit it.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk to crazy holy ship.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait is this you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude? No, this is actually your student loans debt collector. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a pay up?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can you give us more money?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 8>Wait, I can't believe I'm on guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You can split the payment between what's your venomo?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? At I forgot about?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. We'll we'll send it later. No,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll send you an invoice. I'm Gracie. Thanks for calling

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<v Speaker 2>into the Gecko show man. What's haw's life going for you?

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<v Speaker 8>It's going pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been trying to call for like literally six months,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm like so shocked right now.

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing, man?

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic? How are you doing? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling good. I just peed. We probably cut the

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<v Speaker 2>part of me peeing out of the podcast, but I

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<v Speaker 2>feel really good after ipe. I feel like I'm It's

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<v Speaker 2>like a nice mental reset. But that's enough about me peeing.

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<v Speaker 1>Gracie.

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<v Speaker 2>There's some things here that you wrote down that you

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to talk about, but I'd rather hear them out

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<v Speaker 2>of your voice than mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Okay, So about a month ago, I went and

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<v Speaker 3>I got three tattoos. One of them is on my

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<v Speaker 3>arm and it's a cherub. So it was like stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>So basically it's like naked.

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<v Speaker 1>And child's penis on your arm is what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's like a really terrible way to put it,

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<v Speaker 3>but essentially, Yeah, So they keep telling me that it

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<v Speaker 3>has a child. I've heard this from literally like five

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<v Speaker 3>different different people, and I'm like so self conscious about it.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's like visible and I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 3>like walking around in public and somebody's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>look at the child on that girl's arm. That's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>So so you're you're saying you're very self conscious about

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<v Speaker 2>this penis, and it says you're you're considering getting it removed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I am all in all serious.

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<v Speaker 2>What compelled you to get it in the first place? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what was appealing to you about the cupid with the penis?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Was it was? It was it.

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<v Speaker 3>A penis could be that small, it was, So it

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<v Speaker 3>was nothing about the penis that was appealing. It was

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<v Speaker 3>about like the message of.

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<v Speaker 1>The tax Oh so circumcised. Sorry sorry sorry continue continue

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<v Speaker 1>you continue, Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm being smartest.

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<v Speaker 3>Good, No, you're all good. Like the tattoo is special

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<v Speaker 3>to me, and so like when my tattoo artists is

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<v Speaker 3>sketching it up, like I didn't even notice that the

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<v Speaker 3>child was there, Like it was just stupid, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't think about that, and I didn't think about

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<v Speaker 3>how other people would look at it. So, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>What couldn't you cover over the leaf or something? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you're thinking about getting it fully removed. But uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you bring up a great point, man, I mean if

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<v Speaker 2>if if, like it seems like the penis is has

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<v Speaker 2>become a big thing. It's the first thing that people

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<v Speaker 2>are noticing about it. You know, it's a point of

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<v Speaker 2>self uh you know, consciousness for you do you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to get that you're talking about get the whole

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<v Speaker 2>thing or moves. Why don't you just fix the penis?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you have them draw over it with a leaf?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, I reckon I could do that, but

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Like my family, there's a less like

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<v Speaker 3>my family and my boyfriend they're the main people who

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<v Speaker 3>like have steff to say about it, and I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like they're just never gonna like blive it down, like

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<v Speaker 3>they're never gonna stop bringing it up. So I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 3>should I just ge to remove like all together like

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<v Speaker 3>it never existed?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well if we're going on, you know, listen, grace.

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<v Speaker 2>So you don't want to be doing things just because

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<v Speaker 2>your family and your whatever are are casting judgment upon you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, how do you feel about the pena?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how do you feel about this child's penis that's

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<v Speaker 1>on your arm?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, when I thought it, right after it was tattooed,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, Okay, well that's the thing, like, you know.

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<v Speaker 8>There's a little penis there.

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<v Speaker 3>But I didn't think it'd be a big deal to anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen a lot of people with like making women's

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<v Speaker 3>tattooed on their arm or other things like that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I've never really seemed like a dick tattooed on.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody, but people, I don't know to think that people

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<v Speaker 2>would not be I mean, people are like obsessed with

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<v Speaker 2>talking about dicks and penises and stuff. I've seen dicks

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<v Speaker 2>drawn on bathroom stalls across the nation. People are obsessive

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<v Speaker 2>about you know, penises in you know, being in places

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<v Speaker 2>and shit. So I you know, it is a thing

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<v Speaker 2>that I think, you know, it makes sense that people

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<v Speaker 2>are noticing.

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<v Speaker 1>Personally, I think your boyfriend and your family are. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand, like what kind of a cool person they know?

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<v Speaker 1>If you fired up tender right now in your in

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<v Speaker 1>your bio said I got a child's penis tattooed on

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<v Speaker 1>my arm. Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean people

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<v Speaker 1>gender irrelevant, We're just matched to be, like, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to know more about you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're considered putting that in the tender bio.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm I don't think I'm ever gonna get tender again.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm in a pretty serious relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, Okay, how long have you guys?

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<v Speaker 3>And I feel like if I did, We've been together

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<v Speaker 3>for a year and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, and you're from where again? Just what state?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm from North Carolina. I just moved from Minnesota literally

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<v Speaker 3>a week ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, man, it's just so sweet to hear

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<v Speaker 1>that you say I'm in a pretty serious relationship after

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<v Speaker 1>a year and a half, and you have to understand

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're you know, in LA A year and

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<v Speaker 1>a half is like three weeks. Really, I would say.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you've been in a ten year yeah, yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 2>like from the you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, but no, I know, I respect that it's

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<v Speaker 1>a very serious relationship for you, so you wouldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>think about firing up tender. But what I'm saying is

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a point of incompatibility. I just think that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, back to Lyle's point, if you like the tattoo,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you can find a way to keep it

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<v Speaker 1>that makes you happy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree. I think that what the you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>question of the penis on your arm is like is

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<v Speaker 2>it is it an issue for you?

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how I feel about it. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like I need to separate myself from like listening to

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<v Speaker 3>what other people have to say about it and kind

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<v Speaker 3>of figure out how I feel about it myself, because

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<v Speaker 3>like I was psyched to get the tattoo, like I

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<v Speaker 3>loved how it turned out, and then once everybody started

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<v Speaker 3>like making comments about it, I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>did I make a mistake, Like did I not think

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<v Speaker 3>it's through?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? This is this is an opportunity for you, Gracie.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, to free yourself from the chains

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<v Speaker 2>of the pions of other people and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>decide again. This is what I would say to you

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<v Speaker 2>is really take some time. Yeah, really sit and look

1:14:10.240 --> 1:14:13.080
<v Speaker 2>at to stare at your arm. Yeah, stare at this,

1:14:13.520 --> 1:14:19.960
<v Speaker 2>uh this tattoo, and decide for yourself if this penis

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<v Speaker 2>is a big deal for you, and if it's not,

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<v Speaker 2>then then live life freely with the penis on your arm.

1:14:24.479 --> 1:14:26.519
<v Speaker 2>And if it is, and get it covered up with

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<v Speaker 2>a little leaf. You make sure the decision is of

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<v Speaker 2>of yours, not of your your.

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<v Speaker 1>Faces, you know. Yes, COOLi one hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna take and think about it. I have

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<v Speaker 3>a twelve hour drive tomorrow, so I'm gonna think about

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<v Speaker 3>this the entire time I drive.

1:14:43.680 --> 1:14:45.400
<v Speaker 2>If you stare at that thing long enough, it's gonna

1:14:45.400 --> 1:14:45.960
<v Speaker 2>start talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's crazy how big of a deal it is

1:14:50.640 --> 1:14:52.519
<v Speaker 1>in your life, considering how small it is.

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<v Speaker 2>What if you like took like on this twelve hour drive.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, if you're driving, it's kind of big?

1:15:01.840 --> 1:15:02.400
<v Speaker 2>Is it kind of big?

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<v Speaker 1>How big is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like? It takes up my entire forum?

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why the whole thing, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, she's like the cherub is only in my elbow, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the body.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, why don't you put that big?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I feel like over this twelve hour drive,

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<v Speaker 2>Right over this twelve hour drive, you know, stare just

1:15:34.320 --> 1:15:37.080
<v Speaker 2>stare at the tattoos, stare at stare at the cherub,

1:15:37.920 --> 1:15:40.240
<v Speaker 2>and eventually maybe it'll start talking. Maybe you'll have maybe

1:15:40.280 --> 1:15:42.439
<v Speaker 2>it'll come alive, right, they'll have a conversation with you,

1:15:42.560 --> 1:15:46.280
<v Speaker 2>and maybe it'll say, Gracie, there's nothing I love more.

1:15:46.760 --> 1:15:48.360
<v Speaker 2>It'll say one of two things. I'll say, Grace is

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<v Speaker 2>something I love more than having my penis out for

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<v Speaker 2>the world to see. And then please don't cover it up.

1:15:54.280 --> 1:15:56.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, I feel pride. I want you to feel

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<v Speaker 2>the same pride and you know, joy in in and

1:16:00.560 --> 1:16:02.519
<v Speaker 2>my penis as I do when having it on your arm.

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<v Speaker 2>Or it'll say, Gracie, why did you curse me with

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<v Speaker 2>this constant, never ending attention towards my penis that I

1:16:11.200 --> 1:16:15.719
<v Speaker 2>never asked for? Will you please cover me up, Gracie?

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<v Speaker 2>And then you can make a decision from that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna do that, and I'm really

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<v Speaker 3>gonna listen to see what he thinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Gracie, let let's final question. You said you were stoked

1:16:36.400 --> 1:16:39.679
<v Speaker 1>when you got this thing, all right, when you separate

1:16:40.160 --> 1:16:41.800
<v Speaker 1>right now, like when you just look at the art,

1:16:42.280 --> 1:16:43.760
<v Speaker 1>do you look at it and go, I like this.

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<v Speaker 3>I do Like it's the exact like style I wanted

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<v Speaker 3>and it turned out like even better than I thought

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<v Speaker 3>it would.

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<v Speaker 1>Gracie, let me say this. I don't think there's anything

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<v Speaker 1>to be ashamed of because families spend thousands of dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to visit a country full of statues with baby dicks. Okay,

1:17:10.320 --> 1:17:13.799
<v Speaker 1>that's like that's like a prime revenue stream for Italy.

1:17:14.280 --> 1:17:17.599
<v Speaker 1>There's all these grown men with baby penises and babies

1:17:17.640 --> 1:17:23.679
<v Speaker 1>with penises exposed. So I think if anything this tattoo

1:17:24.479 --> 1:17:28.360
<v Speaker 1>there is, there's much to stand on in the way of,

1:17:28.760 --> 1:17:31.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, telling your people like, hey, I'm gonna keep

1:17:31.800 --> 1:17:33.640
<v Speaker 1>this fucking baby dick on my arm because this art

1:17:33.760 --> 1:17:34.280
<v Speaker 1>is sick.

1:17:36.000 --> 1:17:37.880
<v Speaker 2>There's a stand that you could take there, Yeah, if

1:17:37.880 --> 1:17:39.280
<v Speaker 2>it's if it's the stand you want to take.

1:17:39.160 --> 1:17:40.439
<v Speaker 1>If it's the one you want to take, if you

1:17:40.880 --> 1:17:43.880
<v Speaker 1>just you know, just on this drive tomorrow, just think

1:17:43.920 --> 1:17:45.960
<v Speaker 1>about it. If you love it, because here's the thing.

1:17:46.720 --> 1:17:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Having that art there and going to get it covered up.

1:17:49.040 --> 1:17:51.000
<v Speaker 1>You may feel a piece of you die as that

1:17:51.120 --> 1:17:53.000
<v Speaker 1>penis gets covered. You may feel a piece of you

1:17:53.160 --> 1:17:55.600
<v Speaker 1>just giving in to what people want out of you.

1:17:56.520 --> 1:18:00.280
<v Speaker 1>And that doesn't feel good either. So stand on stand

1:18:00.320 --> 1:18:02.360
<v Speaker 1>on that. Yeah, if you want to keep it.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it, Mattie. Is there anything else I want to say?

1:18:08.280 --> 1:18:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Too much, like to me, Noel or the people of

1:18:12.000 --> 1:18:12.840
<v Speaker 2>the computer before we go.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to say thank you guys so much.

1:18:18.280 --> 1:18:22.360
<v Speaker 3>While I started listening to you like in January, and

1:18:22.479 --> 1:18:25.519
<v Speaker 3>I would just play the podcast all day at work,

1:18:26.280 --> 1:18:29.360
<v Speaker 3>so I'm like super stoked to talk to you. Noel,

1:18:29.560 --> 1:18:34.479
<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much. I feel like I'm gonna learn

1:18:34.800 --> 1:18:37.599
<v Speaker 3>about this and I really appreciate that from you guys.

1:18:38.479 --> 1:18:41.120
<v Speaker 3>I also want to shout out my boyfriend. I love you, Coryland,

1:18:41.240 --> 1:18:43.000
<v Speaker 3>even though you make fun of my baby's penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much for calling Gracey.

1:18:48.479 --> 1:18:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much. Bye, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Well we did it, Noel, we did two and a

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<v Speaker 2>half minutes on baby penises. Yeah, twelve and a half minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy.

1:18:56.000 --> 1:19:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what did any post call thoughts on that? No?

1:19:00.840 --> 1:19:05.599
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean I just think it's so it's funny.

1:19:05.680 --> 1:19:09.280
<v Speaker 1>You know, if if that if that baby dick was

1:19:09.320 --> 1:19:12.680
<v Speaker 1>on was on her hard drive, she'd be in a

1:19:13.280 --> 1:19:15.040
<v Speaker 1>much more precarious situation.

1:19:15.680 --> 1:19:18.280
<v Speaker 2>But but it's it's it's okay because it's on her arm.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is this is what people

1:19:26.000 --> 1:19:29.000
<v Speaker 6>miss about me on stream. They just get to hear

1:19:29.120 --> 1:19:31.519
<v Speaker 6>me say all this. Dude, No, I mean you are

1:19:32.400 --> 1:19:34.000
<v Speaker 6>I mean, you know, can we see the chat?

1:19:34.040 --> 1:19:35.599
<v Speaker 1>Does he talking about this? I'm just curious.

1:19:35.880 --> 1:19:38.400
<v Speaker 2>I was just kind of curious. But it is an

1:19:38.439 --> 1:19:45.280
<v Speaker 2>interesting like double standard because it's true. If it were

1:19:45.320 --> 1:19:48.200
<v Speaker 2>on a hard drive, that would be a horrible problem.

1:19:49.200 --> 1:19:52.320
<v Speaker 1>It's fine, Yeah, we shouldn't put this out there because

1:19:52.320 --> 1:19:55.200
<v Speaker 1>now we're gonna get a bunch of discord moderators tattooing

1:19:55.280 --> 1:19:58.320
<v Speaker 1>really bad ship on their arms and they're like, no,

1:19:58.479 --> 1:20:01.439
<v Speaker 1>it's art. It's art, man, No, that's art right there.

1:20:03.160 --> 1:20:08.320
<v Speaker 2>There are no I mean there's people take trips to

1:20:08.439 --> 1:20:10.840
<v Speaker 2>go to the Vatican and ship and at the I've

1:20:10.880 --> 1:20:14.320
<v Speaker 2>been to that they have lots and lots of statues

1:20:15.000 --> 1:20:16.960
<v Speaker 2>naked babies with the thicks hanging out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. What's what's the famous one of like the

1:20:19.160 --> 1:20:20.000
<v Speaker 1>little baby peing.

1:20:21.320 --> 1:20:23.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't, I don't, I don't know. I just I

1:20:23.400 --> 1:20:25.880
<v Speaker 2>don't know what. I don't know what to strategically look up,

1:20:26.160 --> 1:20:29.840
<v Speaker 2>like what, yeah you google find that, but also not

1:20:30.000 --> 1:20:30.519
<v Speaker 2>be on the list.

1:20:30.640 --> 1:20:35.240
<v Speaker 1>I think it's type like famous baby peeing statue. It's small, Okay.

1:20:35.280 --> 1:20:40.360
<v Speaker 2>Not his, but I think famous baby peeing statue is

1:20:40.400 --> 1:20:44.719
<v Speaker 2>probably fine. Let's see what that results in famous baby peeing.

1:20:45.280 --> 1:20:48.840
<v Speaker 2>The mannequin piss in Brussels. There it is, there, it is.

1:20:49.240 --> 1:20:53.240
<v Speaker 2>See you're looking at it right now. Yeah, the mannequin piss.

1:20:53.640 --> 1:20:55.880
<v Speaker 2>And what's crazy is famous statue.

1:20:56.320 --> 1:21:00.000
<v Speaker 1>He's not even that large like the statue, it's very small.

1:21:00.080 --> 1:21:06.519
<v Speaker 1>All people actually complain that they they make this uh

1:21:06.920 --> 1:21:08.680
<v Speaker 1>something that they go see and then when they get

1:21:08.720 --> 1:21:09.320
<v Speaker 1>there they think.

1:21:09.280 --> 1:21:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, we can't don't. I don't have like

1:21:12.520 --> 1:21:15.000
<v Speaker 2>the whatever to pull things up. But that's not a penis.

1:21:15.080 --> 1:21:15.880
<v Speaker 2>That's a little hose.

1:21:16.200 --> 1:21:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, straight up.

1:21:17.760 --> 1:21:18.639
<v Speaker 2>That looks kind of weird.

1:21:18.840 --> 1:21:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the implication is there. Can we give you

1:21:22.120 --> 1:21:25.439
<v Speaker 1>any tattoos? I don't, man, I thought about getting one

1:21:25.479 --> 1:21:28.680
<v Speaker 1>this year, but I thought maybe it's too late. It's

1:21:28.760 --> 1:21:29.439
<v Speaker 1>really corny.

1:21:29.960 --> 1:21:30.439
<v Speaker 2>What else.

1:21:31.880 --> 1:21:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to say it, man, but it's

1:21:34.040 --> 1:21:36.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like some fuck boy tattoo behind the ear.

1:21:36.640 --> 1:21:37.720
<v Speaker 2>Well, you don't have to tell me if you don't

1:21:37.720 --> 1:21:37.920
<v Speaker 2>want to.

1:21:38.200 --> 1:21:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it's gonna be real simple. But then I

1:21:40.960 --> 1:21:45.479
<v Speaker 1>realized it felt I feel like it's too late. Okay,

1:21:46.280 --> 1:21:48.519
<v Speaker 1>early thirties is a little bit late to start.

1:21:49.360 --> 1:21:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what was was it? The fuck boy? I kind

1:21:51.320 --> 1:21:52.280
<v Speaker 2>of want to know what it is. You don't have

1:21:52.360 --> 1:21:55.120
<v Speaker 2>to tell me, but yeah, is it like, is it

1:21:55.200 --> 1:21:56.200
<v Speaker 2>it's like a sincere thing?

1:21:56.680 --> 1:21:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, yeah, it was going to be a sincere thing.

1:22:00.000 --> 1:22:01.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay, is it like dedicated to a person?

1:22:02.720 --> 1:22:03.000
<v Speaker 1>All right?

1:22:03.040 --> 1:22:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Keep asked me questions, but.

1:22:04.000 --> 1:22:06.280
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it's not dedicated to a person. Chat's like,

1:22:06.360 --> 1:22:08.240
<v Speaker 1>it's never too late. They all want me to get

1:22:08.280 --> 1:22:17.160
<v Speaker 1>it and get blasted. Get I'm fucking blasted. Yeah nah,

1:22:17.200 --> 1:22:21.240
<v Speaker 1>I was, Uh, it was it was just something, you know,

1:22:21.960 --> 1:22:25.800
<v Speaker 1>something related to to to me personally. You give me

1:22:25.840 --> 1:22:26.439
<v Speaker 1>a little bit deep.

1:22:26.680 --> 1:22:30.400
<v Speaker 2>I My thing is that there's nothing, Say do you

1:22:30.439 --> 1:22:32.120
<v Speaker 2>have any Well I don't have it because there's nothing

1:22:32.160 --> 1:22:34.720
<v Speaker 2>I want to put on my body that I'm like,

1:22:35.920 --> 1:22:39.599
<v Speaker 2>you know, there's nothing that I feel like maybe not nothing.

1:22:39.640 --> 1:22:42.040
<v Speaker 2>There are only there are a small handful of things.

1:22:42.280 --> 1:22:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah where I'm like, I could reasonably see myself still

1:22:46.000 --> 1:22:51.439
<v Speaker 2>identifying with this in sixty years. Yeah, but nothing. But

1:22:51.560 --> 1:22:54.320
<v Speaker 2>even those small handful of things, they're not one hundred

1:22:54.360 --> 1:22:55.000
<v Speaker 2>percent certain.

1:22:55.400 --> 1:22:57.920
<v Speaker 1>You know what's interesting about that is the people that

1:22:58.000 --> 1:23:01.439
<v Speaker 1>get like family on their forearm. Yeah, that tattoo actually

1:23:01.800 --> 1:23:05.720
<v Speaker 1>makes the most sense. Yeah, it's one I would say,

1:23:05.800 --> 1:23:09.679
<v Speaker 1>in like, in terms of theme and your life and whatever,

1:23:10.400 --> 1:23:12.960
<v Speaker 1>family is actually something that you could believe in in

1:23:13.080 --> 1:23:16.439
<v Speaker 1>sixty years, you know what I mean, rather than but but.

1:23:16.560 --> 1:23:19.400
<v Speaker 2>So like, yeah, that's that's the thing is like, I'm

1:23:20.280 --> 1:23:23.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure. You know, I have a great relationship

1:23:23.120 --> 1:23:25.000
<v Speaker 2>with my family. I love my mom, love my sister,

1:23:25.080 --> 1:23:28.720
<v Speaker 2>shout out to Chloe, I love my father, you know,

1:23:28.840 --> 1:23:31.439
<v Speaker 2>great relationship with all of them. But I don't know

1:23:31.439 --> 1:23:33.200
<v Speaker 2>what could happen six they could one of them, could

1:23:33.560 --> 1:23:33.760
<v Speaker 2>you know?

1:23:33.960 --> 1:23:34.439
<v Speaker 1>It's true?

1:23:35.120 --> 1:23:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Which would really fuck me over. Yeah, and maybe maybe

1:23:37.840 --> 1:23:39.559
<v Speaker 2>I know, maybe, and then maybe every time I see

1:23:39.600 --> 1:23:42.760
<v Speaker 2>the family that I think, like, I don't think, I

1:23:42.800 --> 1:23:46.439
<v Speaker 2>don't think that's going to I'm like almost I'm almost

1:23:46.439 --> 1:23:48.439
<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent certain that that's not going to I'm

1:23:48.520 --> 1:23:51.120
<v Speaker 2>basically one hundred percent certainly like nine nine point nine nine,

1:23:51.320 --> 1:23:54.040
<v Speaker 2>but that point, you know, you just percent. I don't

1:23:54.040 --> 1:23:55.280
<v Speaker 2>want to get that tattooed on my arms.

1:23:55.360 --> 1:23:56.519
<v Speaker 1>That's fair, that's fair.

1:23:56.880 --> 1:23:57.040
<v Speaker 5>You know.

1:23:57.320 --> 1:23:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I see people with I mean, some people don't give

1:23:59.120 --> 1:24:01.479
<v Speaker 2>a fuck. They'll just and you know, I don't get

1:24:01.560 --> 1:24:04.800
<v Speaker 2>what other people do. But like when I like, I'm

1:24:04.840 --> 1:24:10.120
<v Speaker 2>not gonna get like master Shake on the ass, because

1:24:10.920 --> 1:24:12.880
<v Speaker 2>actually that is that's among probably one of the things

1:24:12.920 --> 1:24:14.920
<v Speaker 2>that like when I'm eighty, when I look in the

1:24:14.920 --> 1:24:17.160
<v Speaker 2>mirror and if I saw master Shake on my ass,

1:24:17.160 --> 1:24:18.800
<v Speaker 2>it'd be like, that's pretty funny.

1:24:18.920 --> 1:24:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I think that's a good one. Man. I think you're

1:24:21.080 --> 1:24:21.680
<v Speaker 1>sleeping on that one.

1:24:21.680 --> 1:24:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, maybe I'll get master Shake on Yeah.

1:24:23.520 --> 1:24:25.920
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty solid. I think my fuck boy one is

1:24:25.960 --> 1:24:28.320
<v Speaker 1>the one that it shouldn't do, because that's when I

1:24:28.360 --> 1:24:29.760
<v Speaker 1>could wake up in the air and be like the

1:24:29.800 --> 1:24:32.519
<v Speaker 1>hell I think you keep bringing it up. Yeah that's

1:24:32.560 --> 1:24:33.080
<v Speaker 1>the third time.

1:24:33.200 --> 1:24:35.560
<v Speaker 2>Now I won't ask you about it anymore if you

1:24:35.600 --> 1:24:42.240
<v Speaker 2>want to, Yeah, no, it's it's yeah, No, I'm just

1:24:42.280 --> 1:24:48.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna get a baby dig just now. That tattoo would

1:24:48.920 --> 1:24:51.960
<v Speaker 2>be weird if if if if it was just the

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<v Speaker 2>baby dick, then I think then I think she would

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<v Speaker 2>have a serious problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Uh is this Alex?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my gosh, it is Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on with you?

1:25:08.280 --> 1:25:08.599
<v Speaker 1>Alex?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm kind of freaking out. Hold on, let me turn

1:25:11.280 --> 1:25:13.479
<v Speaker 8>the stream off really quick. I didn't not think I was.

1:25:15.640 --> 1:25:17.360
<v Speaker 2>I didn't think I would ever be sitting in this

1:25:17.520 --> 1:25:22.040
<v Speaker 2>chair wearing the scackow costume next to you, Noel, also

1:25:22.160 --> 1:25:24.160
<v Speaker 2>sitting in that chair where so where all of us

1:25:24.200 --> 1:25:27.920
<v Speaker 2>are in situations equally, everyone watching this never thought they

1:25:27.960 --> 1:25:31.280
<v Speaker 2>would be sitting where they are watching it. So you're you're, you're,

1:25:31.520 --> 1:25:34.200
<v Speaker 2>you are in You're at home, You're at home with

1:25:34.760 --> 1:25:39.599
<v Speaker 2>everyone else who never thought that they would be. What's

1:25:39.640 --> 1:25:40.479
<v Speaker 2>going on with you? Alex?

1:25:41.080 --> 1:25:45.599
<v Speaker 8>It's so nice. I'm just kind of hanging out. I've

1:25:45.600 --> 1:25:47.599
<v Speaker 8>been watching the stream, just chilling it. It's my last

1:25:47.680 --> 1:25:50.439
<v Speaker 8>day off, so just trying to make the most of it.

1:25:53.320 --> 1:25:53.960
<v Speaker 2>What do you do?

1:25:57.200 --> 1:25:58.320
<v Speaker 8>I work at Starbucks.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've been dealing with the shittiest of people for

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<v Speaker 1>the last however many years?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, four years. It's it's brutal. It's been especially bad

1:26:10.760 --> 1:26:12.600
<v Speaker 8>post code. Well, I guess we're not post COVID. But

1:26:12.920 --> 1:26:17.240
<v Speaker 8>after COVID happened, people have just gotten very very mean.

1:26:19.240 --> 1:26:20.600
<v Speaker 2>How how have you been coping with that?

1:26:25.120 --> 1:26:28.360
<v Speaker 8>I mean, I don't know. I don't I don't know

1:26:28.680 --> 1:26:31.000
<v Speaker 8>if I necessarily have to like cope with it. I

1:26:31.040 --> 1:26:33.439
<v Speaker 8>think there are definitely frustrating moments where I'm like, damn,

1:26:33.439 --> 1:26:35.400
<v Speaker 8>why do we even? Why don't even work here? If

1:26:35.439 --> 1:26:38.479
<v Speaker 8>like people are the shitty? But I actually I really

1:26:38.560 --> 1:26:40.880
<v Speaker 8>love my job. So it makes it a little bit

1:26:40.880 --> 1:26:43.439
<v Speaker 8>easier when you can recognize that, like, people who are

1:26:43.720 --> 1:26:46.280
<v Speaker 8>so mean to service workers usually have other things going

1:26:46.360 --> 1:26:49.000
<v Speaker 8>on in their own lives, And I know that doesn't

1:26:49.080 --> 1:26:51.360
<v Speaker 8>like dismiss it, but it's that's kind of the way

1:26:51.400 --> 1:26:53.719
<v Speaker 8>I look at it. So it makes it less hard

1:26:53.840 --> 1:26:54.320
<v Speaker 8>to deal with.

1:26:54.439 --> 1:26:56.879
<v Speaker 2>I guess no, that's it's a beautiful that's a beautiful

1:26:56.880 --> 1:26:58.920
<v Speaker 2>amount of empathy that you have right there too, to

1:26:59.120 --> 1:27:05.280
<v Speaker 2>to be thinking like that. I admire that. So, Alex,

1:27:05.479 --> 1:27:07.759
<v Speaker 2>you had the thing here that you wanted to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to explain to.

1:27:09.680 --> 1:27:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Us what it is?

1:27:13.120 --> 1:27:16.439
<v Speaker 8>Yeah? I can explain. So I was calling in to

1:27:16.560 --> 1:27:19.760
<v Speaker 8>talk to you guys about So this actually happened way

1:27:19.840 --> 1:27:23.720
<v Speaker 8>back in like twenty fifteen, I have a friend in

1:27:23.840 --> 1:27:26.599
<v Speaker 8>Michigan who I am like online friends with haven't met

1:27:26.680 --> 1:27:31.280
<v Speaker 8>in person, and back in twenty fifteen, I actually kind

1:27:31.320 --> 1:27:33.720
<v Speaker 8>of pulled, like, I guess, a prank on them, and

1:27:33.880 --> 1:27:37.679
<v Speaker 8>I was able to convince them that I was needed

1:27:38.120 --> 1:27:42.720
<v Speaker 8>from Catfish and someone had been using their pictures to

1:27:42.880 --> 1:27:45.960
<v Speaker 8>catfish other people, and I just convinced them that they

1:27:46.000 --> 1:27:49.320
<v Speaker 8>were on a whole episode of Catfish and the reason

1:27:49.479 --> 1:27:52.479
<v Speaker 8>that their episode couldn't be aired was because they were

1:27:52.560 --> 1:27:55.280
<v Speaker 8>a minor at the time, and so like in my head,

1:27:55.320 --> 1:27:57.840
<v Speaker 8>it all made sense and it was all like strategically

1:27:58.479 --> 1:28:01.519
<v Speaker 8>pieced together. And we're still friends to this day. But

1:28:01.600 --> 1:28:04.040
<v Speaker 8>they still have no idea that it was a joke

1:28:04.120 --> 1:28:06.439
<v Speaker 8>and that it wasn't real, and they literally still tell

1:28:06.479 --> 1:28:07.160
<v Speaker 8>people about it.

1:28:07.880 --> 1:28:12.719
<v Speaker 7>So why God.

1:28:15.320 --> 1:28:16.280
<v Speaker 2>They never found out?

1:28:16.400 --> 1:28:21.040
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, no, they never found out. They still think it's

1:28:21.160 --> 1:28:24.920
<v Speaker 8>like totally legit. I've just never I don't have the

1:28:24.960 --> 1:28:27.120
<v Speaker 8>heart to tell them that it was fake. I feel

1:28:27.160 --> 1:28:28.280
<v Speaker 8>like I would feel really bad.

1:28:30.000 --> 1:28:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, damn. Yeah, to the graves with that one.

1:28:37.479 --> 1:28:39.680
<v Speaker 1>That's my initial thought. To the grave, you think you think,

1:28:39.720 --> 1:28:42.560
<v Speaker 1>you think she's too late. Man, just gotta let it.

1:28:44.320 --> 1:28:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Just let him think Yeah, what what would be the

1:28:49.920 --> 1:28:52.000
<v Speaker 2>reasons why she should tell I can't. I can't think

1:28:52.000 --> 1:28:53.519
<v Speaker 2>of any like halling ones.

1:28:55.439 --> 1:28:58.240
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, because I feel like it would just upset her

1:28:58.280 --> 1:29:00.760
<v Speaker 8>if anything like like exactly you said, Like what do

1:29:01.200 --> 1:29:03.519
<v Speaker 8>what comes out of that situation if I'm like, hey,

1:29:03.920 --> 1:29:06.960
<v Speaker 8>remember seven years ago when I like did this thing? Like,

1:29:07.240 --> 1:29:09.400
<v Speaker 8>I feel like you took an upset or if anything, But.

1:29:11.200 --> 1:29:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I think I think the the So. So do you

1:29:14.000 --> 1:29:15.360
<v Speaker 1>guys don't hang out in real life ever?

1:29:15.560 --> 1:29:15.720
<v Speaker 5>Do you?

1:29:18.880 --> 1:29:18.920
<v Speaker 2>No?

1:29:19.120 --> 1:29:19.400
<v Speaker 3>She could.

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<v Speaker 8>I live in Washington State. She lives in Michigan, so

1:29:21.920 --> 1:29:23.400
<v Speaker 8>I never have to faith her.

1:29:24.360 --> 1:29:25.559
<v Speaker 1>How do you guys know each other?

1:29:28.880 --> 1:29:32.280
<v Speaker 8>We met online when we were younger. I think we

1:29:32.400 --> 1:29:34.799
<v Speaker 8>met like on Instagram or something and we just became friends.

1:29:35.840 --> 1:29:38.880
<v Speaker 1>What what was this because you guys were like running

1:29:39.560 --> 1:29:41.799
<v Speaker 1>stand accounts, like what's the connection?

1:29:44.880 --> 1:29:47.680
<v Speaker 8>Probably yeah, it was when I was like in like

1:29:48.200 --> 1:29:50.559
<v Speaker 8>late middle school, early high school, so it was probably

1:29:50.640 --> 1:29:54.240
<v Speaker 8>something like that. Yeah, we met on Instagram over some

1:29:54.520 --> 1:29:57.599
<v Speaker 8>probably mutual like fandom thing at the time, like you said,

1:29:57.720 --> 1:29:59.880
<v Speaker 8>and then just have stayed friends ever since.

1:30:01.520 --> 1:30:08.320
<v Speaker 1>Listen, you're all respectfully, fandoms have made you all a

1:30:08.360 --> 1:30:13.800
<v Speaker 1>little crazy. If you've participated in a fandom. It's it's

1:30:13.840 --> 1:30:16.920
<v Speaker 1>affected your brain cells in ways that TikTok has not,

1:30:17.200 --> 1:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>And so I think it's fine. I think it's fine

1:30:20.200 --> 1:30:22.960
<v Speaker 1>if your friend, you know, just has a little residual

1:30:23.120 --> 1:30:25.559
<v Speaker 1>fandom craziness and she's like I was on an unaired

1:30:25.560 --> 1:30:27.440
<v Speaker 1>episode of Cafete because like whatever.

1:30:28.360 --> 1:30:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Hm, okay, So this was seven years ago, and I

1:30:33.120 --> 1:30:35.880
<v Speaker 2>want to know from your perspective, From your perspective, like,

1:30:36.320 --> 1:30:39.280
<v Speaker 2>how how much does your friend talk about this? Like

1:30:39.479 --> 1:30:42.160
<v Speaker 2>what like how much space does this take up in

1:30:42.200 --> 1:30:46.599
<v Speaker 2>their lives? A big thing for them because it happened

1:30:46.680 --> 1:30:49.720
<v Speaker 2>seven years ago. I don't know, Like how often do

1:30:49.760 --> 1:30:51.519
<v Speaker 2>you think they think about it? Do they think about

1:30:51.520 --> 1:30:52.679
<v Speaker 2>it more than once a month?

1:30:56.920 --> 1:30:59.920
<v Speaker 8>I mean, it's hard to say because I see them

1:31:00.080 --> 1:31:03.000
<v Speaker 8>post about it maybe once a year, But that doesn't

1:31:03.040 --> 1:31:05.559
<v Speaker 8>mean they don't talk about it like in real life

1:31:05.600 --> 1:31:08.639
<v Speaker 8>with people they know. Because to me, this situation would

1:31:08.640 --> 1:31:11.280
<v Speaker 8>be equivalent to like someone asking like, oh, what's like

1:31:11.320 --> 1:31:13.639
<v Speaker 8>a fun fact about you or what's like something interesting

1:31:13.680 --> 1:31:14.160
<v Speaker 8>that's happened.

1:31:16.000 --> 1:31:19.160
<v Speaker 2>She's losing a fact when she's playing the circle games

1:31:19.200 --> 1:31:23.360
<v Speaker 2>at the beginning of any like introductor, any summer campy

1:31:23.479 --> 1:31:29.800
<v Speaker 2>thing would be taking that away from her. This is her,

1:31:29.960 --> 1:31:34.280
<v Speaker 2>this is this is her truth? Two truths in a

1:31:34.360 --> 1:31:37.599
<v Speaker 2>lie or played that game. Yeah, she's probably played that game.

1:31:37.800 --> 1:31:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Just lied three times.

1:31:41.840 --> 1:31:45.360
<v Speaker 1>It's tragical, I know.

1:31:46.360 --> 1:31:50.000
<v Speaker 8>So yeah, I think about it way more than I

1:31:50.080 --> 1:31:53.880
<v Speaker 8>should and it makes me feel really guilty. I probably

1:31:53.960 --> 1:31:56.160
<v Speaker 8>think about it more than she does, which is kind

1:31:56.200 --> 1:31:58.640
<v Speaker 8>of the problem. So it's like, do I tell her

1:31:58.760 --> 1:32:01.559
<v Speaker 8>to give myself inner peace to not have to think

1:32:01.560 --> 1:32:03.840
<v Speaker 8>about it all the time and feel guilty, or do

1:32:03.960 --> 1:32:06.439
<v Speaker 8>I just like let her let her have that because

1:32:06.479 --> 1:32:10.200
<v Speaker 8>it's not hurting anyone, right, So I don't know.

1:32:11.080 --> 1:32:13.479
<v Speaker 2>So we we we started up by being like, okay, well,

1:32:13.520 --> 1:32:15.360
<v Speaker 2>what are the positive? Why should you tell it? So

1:32:15.840 --> 1:32:18.400
<v Speaker 2>the positive is you feel guilty? It would make you

1:32:18.439 --> 1:32:19.320
<v Speaker 2>feel better to tell her?

1:32:22.600 --> 1:32:24.120
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I think so. I think it would also be

1:32:24.280 --> 1:32:28.040
<v Speaker 8>kind of like a funny like, hey, like I did this,

1:32:28.840 --> 1:32:31.720
<v Speaker 8>so sorry, how are you? Because we don't really talk

1:32:31.800 --> 1:32:34.560
<v Speaker 8>that much anymore. But I don't know, I don't know.

1:32:34.680 --> 1:32:36.560
<v Speaker 7>Now I'm feeling maybe it's like not that relevant to

1:32:36.600 --> 1:32:37.000
<v Speaker 7>bring up.

1:32:37.560 --> 1:32:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, if you guys don't even talk that much, I mean,

1:32:40.200 --> 1:32:42.640
<v Speaker 1>I think the best thing you could do, Alex is

1:32:44.120 --> 1:32:48.040
<v Speaker 1>head down to your local open mic workshop. This story,

1:32:48.200 --> 1:32:50.719
<v Speaker 1>get really good at telling it, make it really funny.

1:32:52.160 --> 1:32:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Go all the way for the next eight years until

1:32:55.400 --> 1:33:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Comedy Central acknowledges your explosive talent, and then at the

1:33:01.400 --> 1:33:05.680
<v Speaker 1>top of your thirty minute special you go. So, when

1:33:05.720 --> 1:33:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I was thirteen, I convinced someone they were on catfish

1:33:09.120 --> 1:33:15.000
<v Speaker 1>and the crowd is roarings, and that's where she finds out.

1:33:15.080 --> 1:33:15.720
<v Speaker 2>She goes, you.

1:33:17.280 --> 1:33:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Motherfucker. You're like, but hey, then you bring her out

1:33:22.439 --> 1:33:24.400
<v Speaker 1>at your next big show and you're like, this is

1:33:24.439 --> 1:33:26.800
<v Speaker 1>who I catfish? And then that's how you make it

1:33:26.880 --> 1:33:28.360
<v Speaker 1>full circle otherwise.

1:33:28.880 --> 1:33:31.200
<v Speaker 2>And then it replaces the Now she has a new

1:33:31.479 --> 1:33:34.120
<v Speaker 2>fun story. I was brought out, told the lie, and

1:33:34.200 --> 1:33:36.880
<v Speaker 2>now she told it on TV, so it replaces. She

1:33:37.080 --> 1:33:38.759
<v Speaker 2>still gets to have a cool factoid.

1:33:38.920 --> 1:33:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Now you get to extract Now, yes, she gets to

1:33:41.120 --> 1:33:43.280
<v Speaker 1>have this insane story to tell.

1:33:44.280 --> 1:33:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Almost makes the story better. Yes, which is what Now

1:33:47.040 --> 1:33:50.000
<v Speaker 2>that's a perfect win when you get to be open

1:33:50.560 --> 1:33:52.960
<v Speaker 2>with uh uh, you know, you get to absolve the

1:33:53.000 --> 1:33:56.000
<v Speaker 2>shame and guilt with with with coming out honestly, and

1:33:56.200 --> 1:34:00.160
<v Speaker 2>she gets like a steroid injected into her factoid make

1:34:00.200 --> 1:34:03.439
<v Speaker 2>it even more interesting. That's a good win win. I

1:34:03.600 --> 1:34:03.760
<v Speaker 2>like that.

1:34:06.120 --> 1:34:08.640
<v Speaker 1>So I think that's you guys have a lot of

1:34:08.720 --> 1:34:09.320
<v Speaker 1>faith in me.

1:34:11.120 --> 1:34:12.559
<v Speaker 8>I do not think we're gonna make.

1:34:12.479 --> 1:34:12.960
<v Speaker 2>It that far.

1:34:13.920 --> 1:34:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you never know.

1:34:14.800 --> 1:34:19.519
<v Speaker 2>Now with that attitude, I think that you could mean you're.

1:34:19.560 --> 1:34:22.120
<v Speaker 1>You're inherently a funny person. I mean, you did this

1:34:22.320 --> 1:34:24.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking frank and that is hilarious.

1:34:25.560 --> 1:34:29.040
<v Speaker 2>You could become some kind of like social experiment comedian. Yeah,

1:34:29.560 --> 1:34:31.519
<v Speaker 2>have you ever thought about leaning into the like have

1:34:32.040 --> 1:34:34.679
<v Speaker 2>you ever done anything like this? Since that's a great

1:34:34.800 --> 1:34:36.440
<v Speaker 2>have you talked with anyone or anything.

1:34:36.160 --> 1:34:36.360
<v Speaker 1>Like that.

1:34:40.160 --> 1:34:41.400
<v Speaker 8>Where I've gassed other people?

1:34:41.600 --> 1:34:45.559
<v Speaker 1>Let me think, let's go through your real quick.

1:34:48.479 --> 1:34:50.640
<v Speaker 8>Not on like this large of a scale. Now, I

1:34:50.680 --> 1:34:53.880
<v Speaker 8>don't think. I think probably smaller situations, but nothing where

1:34:53.920 --> 1:34:57.439
<v Speaker 8>it's like I've completely embedded an illusion into someone's head.

1:34:59.080 --> 1:35:04.599
<v Speaker 8>So it's od macherioid. God, this is what I feel

1:35:04.680 --> 1:35:05.439
<v Speaker 8>so bad about.

1:35:06.560 --> 1:35:12.080
<v Speaker 2>But the guilts. But like, like, but you've you've, in

1:35:12.200 --> 1:35:16.320
<v Speaker 2>a way by fucking with her, improved her life. You have.

1:35:17.200 --> 1:35:19.439
<v Speaker 2>You know, she gets to be more interesting at parties,

1:35:20.520 --> 1:35:22.679
<v Speaker 2>she embraces that. It's made her happy.

1:35:23.040 --> 1:35:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Also, you said she lives in Wisconsin, Michigan Michigan. Sorry,

1:35:31.800 --> 1:35:34.320
<v Speaker 1>same thing? Where in where in Michigan? Can you say?

1:35:34.360 --> 1:35:35.559
<v Speaker 2>Can you tell her home address?

1:35:35.720 --> 1:35:35.760
<v Speaker 5>No?

1:35:35.840 --> 1:35:36.679
<v Speaker 1>No, just what's the city?

1:35:37.320 --> 1:35:41.599
<v Speaker 8>I have no idea. I yeah, I don't know off

1:35:41.640 --> 1:35:42.360
<v Speaker 8>the top of my head.

1:35:43.000 --> 1:35:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. If she's running around fucking ann Arbor

1:35:46.280 --> 1:35:49.320
<v Speaker 1>being like, you know, even though it's Minnesota.

1:35:49.960 --> 1:35:52.639
<v Speaker 2>I was on an episode of Capitis fans. Who gives

1:35:52.680 --> 1:35:53.040
<v Speaker 2>a fuck?

1:35:53.200 --> 1:35:57.439
<v Speaker 1>Like the people in Michigan, they let them believe her,

1:35:58.600 --> 1:36:01.559
<v Speaker 1>you know, they see that could happen is that someone

1:36:01.680 --> 1:36:04.479
<v Speaker 1>finds out and it's never true. And then they orchestrate

1:36:04.520 --> 1:36:06.400
<v Speaker 1>a meeting with Neve and he's like, you know, we

1:36:06.520 --> 1:36:08.439
<v Speaker 1>never spoke before, right, And she's like, oh my god,

1:36:08.520 --> 1:36:09.640
<v Speaker 1>this is the thing that you do, you know what

1:36:09.680 --> 1:36:12.559
<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like, there's so many positives to not telling

1:36:13.560 --> 1:36:16.360
<v Speaker 1>so I think Lyles hit it right. There's no real

1:36:16.520 --> 1:36:18.680
<v Speaker 1>positive to tell it.

1:36:18.720 --> 1:36:21.519
<v Speaker 2>Well wait a minute, okay, So you by the way,

1:36:21.520 --> 1:36:23.640
<v Speaker 2>for those who are listening that don't know what Catfish is,

1:36:23.720 --> 1:36:25.800
<v Speaker 2>cat how would you just it's a show where this

1:36:26.120 --> 1:36:31.040
<v Speaker 2>guy talks to like what couple people who Yeah? He

1:36:31.280 --> 1:36:32.040
<v Speaker 2>would you describe this?

1:36:32.280 --> 1:36:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Catfish is a show where a guy and his

1:36:35.400 --> 1:36:40.919
<v Speaker 1>friend go out and find people who are developing feelings

1:36:40.960 --> 1:36:44.080
<v Speaker 1>for someone on the Internet that they've never met, and

1:36:44.240 --> 1:36:48.360
<v Speaker 1>then they go and reveal that person to their subject,

1:36:48.640 --> 1:36:52.280
<v Speaker 1>and the subject realizes that the person they've been either

1:36:52.400 --> 1:36:54.479
<v Speaker 1>in love with or spending a lot of time with

1:36:54.720 --> 1:36:56.880
<v Speaker 1>on the internet is in fact not who they say

1:36:56.960 --> 1:36:57.200
<v Speaker 1>they are.

1:36:57.720 --> 1:37:07.240
<v Speaker 2>And you kind of did you you pretended to be Nev, right, correct? Yeah,

1:37:07.400 --> 1:37:09.280
<v Speaker 2>so you kind of you kind of did. Can't fish her?

1:37:10.280 --> 1:37:14.080
<v Speaker 2>So that could theoretically you turn into an episode or something.

1:37:14.360 --> 1:37:17.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do they still do that show? You should submit yourself. Yeah,

1:37:18.800 --> 1:37:21.040
<v Speaker 1>get her on the show. That would be a great

1:37:21.080 --> 1:37:24.760
<v Speaker 1>way to absolve the guilts, Like you weren't on it then,

1:37:24.920 --> 1:37:29.599
<v Speaker 1>but guess it now.

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<v Speaker 8>But then I have to approach Neve and say that

1:37:32.280 --> 1:37:34.000
<v Speaker 8>I can't fished her at pin.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Yeah, no, you would have to. You have to

1:37:37.240 --> 1:37:40.960
<v Speaker 2>give an interview about that, and then the documentary crew

1:37:41.160 --> 1:37:43.639
<v Speaker 2>could edit it in whatever way they want to portray

1:37:43.680 --> 1:37:45.840
<v Speaker 2>you as heroic or villainous as they.

1:37:46.120 --> 1:37:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think that's so funny, And you should

1:37:50.760 --> 1:37:52.479
<v Speaker 1>see if they still do that show and do that.

1:37:52.800 --> 1:37:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, Alex, I think we've given you, uh, you know what,

1:37:55.479 --> 1:37:59.479
<v Speaker 2>three different solutions so far, I hope that some of

1:37:59.520 --> 1:38:03.120
<v Speaker 2>them were said, Factor Dio, Is there anything else that

1:38:03.160 --> 1:38:05.280
<v Speaker 2>you want to say to me, Noel or the people

1:38:05.280 --> 1:38:06.200
<v Speaker 2>of the computer before we go?

1:38:08.960 --> 1:38:15.120
<v Speaker 8>I do yes to Noel. Yeah. So, my partner and

1:38:15.200 --> 1:38:18.040
<v Speaker 8>I we've been dating for four years. Our first TISS

1:38:18.600 --> 1:38:21.479
<v Speaker 8>four years ago was to the song keep You a

1:38:21.560 --> 1:38:24.679
<v Speaker 8>Dick Fat by TMG, and it's not on Spotify anymore,

1:38:24.760 --> 1:38:26.840
<v Speaker 8>and it ruins my day every single time.

1:38:26.720 --> 1:38:27.560
<v Speaker 4>I go to listen to it.

1:38:28.600 --> 1:38:32.439
<v Speaker 1>Listen, you don't even need that song. It's you and

1:38:32.520 --> 1:38:36.720
<v Speaker 1>a girl, right. I do need that, but it's you

1:38:36.800 --> 1:38:37.559
<v Speaker 1>and a girl right.

1:38:40.320 --> 1:38:41.400
<v Speaker 8>With me and my boyfriend.

1:38:42.160 --> 1:38:42.360
<v Speaker 7>Oh.

1:38:42.880 --> 1:38:45.080
<v Speaker 1>When I say when I partner, you know, I'm thinking.

1:38:46.360 --> 1:38:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Part partner. I feel like I've I've heard part I've

1:38:48.120 --> 1:38:51.680
<v Speaker 2>been hearing partner used as like just sorry to catch all.

1:38:51.800 --> 1:38:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, not. You know that's that's fair.

1:38:53.920 --> 1:38:54.080
<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Hey, listen, I'm sorry, it's never it's never going

1:39:03.600 --> 1:39:05.759
<v Speaker 1>back to Spotify. I'm sorry, but you know, stay strong,

1:39:05.880 --> 1:39:06.720
<v Speaker 1>stay strong out there.

1:39:08.720 --> 1:39:11.240
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, thank you guys so much for everything you do.

1:39:11.400 --> 1:39:13.400
<v Speaker 8>I love both of you guys so much. You guys

1:39:13.439 --> 1:39:15.720
<v Speaker 8>are like I love you guys so much. Thanks so

1:39:15.840 --> 1:39:17.840
<v Speaker 8>much for having me on Alex forever.

1:39:19.720 --> 1:39:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Now four years. That's that. That's four years? Is that

1:39:22.120 --> 1:39:23.240
<v Speaker 2>a serious relationship?

1:39:23.640 --> 1:39:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, deaf, No, one year can be a serious relationship.

1:39:26.439 --> 1:39:28.320
<v Speaker 2>I just like, you don't you know, if you don't

1:39:28.360 --> 1:39:30.000
<v Speaker 2>believe that, you don't have to say it now.

1:39:30.000 --> 1:39:31.960
<v Speaker 1>I think I think after a year it can be

1:39:32.080 --> 1:39:34.960
<v Speaker 1>serious for you, like you take it seriously and so

1:39:35.040 --> 1:39:37.000
<v Speaker 1>it can be serious. But I just laughed at the

1:39:38.720 --> 1:39:41.760
<v Speaker 1>tone of her voice, was like like, well, I'm in.

1:39:41.800 --> 1:39:47.000
<v Speaker 2>A very very serious relationship and then to reveal yes, because.

1:39:46.800 --> 1:39:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like after one year people are very like, yeah,

1:39:49.000 --> 1:39:50.640
<v Speaker 1>I've been daing for a year. You know, it's been

1:39:50.680 --> 1:39:53.840
<v Speaker 1>going good, right, you know, one year typically signifies like, yeah,

1:39:53.880 --> 1:39:55.960
<v Speaker 1>this is going in a good direction. Yeah. But she

1:39:56.080 --> 1:39:59.240
<v Speaker 1>said that ship like I fucking you know, like like

1:39:59.320 --> 1:40:01.040
<v Speaker 1>she's been a relationship for ten years. Yeah, like they

1:40:01.120 --> 1:40:04.639
<v Speaker 1>even thought was like absolutely, you know yeah.

1:40:04.640 --> 1:40:06.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean even you earlier when I was asking if

1:40:06.720 --> 1:40:09.760
<v Speaker 2>you were in a relationship didn't say with a serious evaton,

1:40:09.960 --> 1:40:10.519
<v Speaker 2>yeah yes.

1:40:10.479 --> 1:40:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we didn't get it.

1:40:11.680 --> 1:40:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Got ten years.

1:40:12.280 --> 1:40:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's whatever.

1:40:13.560 --> 1:40:15.760
<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's a bell curve right where like

1:40:16.040 --> 1:40:17.760
<v Speaker 2>you start out like, yeah, we've been together for a

1:40:17.880 --> 1:40:20.559
<v Speaker 2>year and then you go and then five years it's

1:40:20.560 --> 1:40:22.400
<v Speaker 2>like when a very seriously show five years, and then

1:40:22.439 --> 1:40:24.680
<v Speaker 2>by ten years it becomes casual again. Yeah yeah, ten

1:40:24.760 --> 1:40:25.200
<v Speaker 2>years whatever.

1:40:25.360 --> 1:40:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because at that point I feel that you, I mean,

1:40:28.080 --> 1:40:29.400
<v Speaker 1>you've been through so much shit that.

1:40:31.360 --> 1:40:35.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's just like, yeah, when when would you

1:40:35.600 --> 1:40:37.200
<v Speaker 2>say your relationship became serious?

1:40:41.520 --> 1:40:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I would say around like that, oh that you

1:40:46.040 --> 1:40:48.640
<v Speaker 1>know that, it's like right around like you know that

1:40:48.880 --> 1:40:51.000
<v Speaker 1>that three four year mark we were like, Okay, this

1:40:51.240 --> 1:40:54.639
<v Speaker 1>is like for real, for real, like we're not going anywhere.

1:40:56.120 --> 1:40:57.080
<v Speaker 1>That was that was the vibe.

1:40:57.840 --> 1:41:00.280
<v Speaker 2>And then you have not yet gone anywhere. No, do

1:41:00.360 --> 1:41:04.439
<v Speaker 2>you think like you might one day or you no? No?

1:41:05.120 --> 1:41:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Cool, Yeah, we're solid. Yeah, I mean she and I

1:41:08.120 --> 1:41:09.080
<v Speaker 1>may go somewhere, you know.

1:41:09.360 --> 1:41:13.040
<v Speaker 2>That's cool. Do you get married? We're going to get

1:41:13.040 --> 1:41:16.280
<v Speaker 2>married in October? Yeah, muscletough Yeah, thanks, man, are excited.

1:41:16.520 --> 1:41:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, no. I think originally we were just kind

1:41:19.240 --> 1:41:22.639
<v Speaker 1>of like whatever about the whole concept. Yeah, and then

1:41:23.160 --> 1:41:25.840
<v Speaker 1>recently we were like, eh, why don't we do something.

1:41:25.840 --> 1:41:27.720
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have like a big crazy no.

1:41:27.880 --> 1:41:30.040
<v Speaker 1>No no no, We're just gonna fly out with some

1:41:30.200 --> 1:41:32.920
<v Speaker 1>family to another country and just do it somewhere private.

1:41:32.920 --> 1:41:34.160
<v Speaker 2>It's the way to do it. I feel like if I,

1:41:34.280 --> 1:41:35.720
<v Speaker 2>if I, if I get married, I don't want to

1:41:35.760 --> 1:41:38.479
<v Speaker 2>do a big wedding for because I don't want There

1:41:38.600 --> 1:41:40.759
<v Speaker 2>was did you hear about the story of the couple

1:41:40.800 --> 1:41:42.680
<v Speaker 2>who didn't have catering at their wedding so that they

1:41:42.680 --> 1:41:45.880
<v Speaker 2>could have Mickey and Minnie Mouse there No, And people

1:41:45.960 --> 1:41:49.160
<v Speaker 2>were like, fuck those guys, Like wow, considered to the guests,

1:41:49.320 --> 1:41:50.240
<v Speaker 2>that's brutal.

1:41:50.479 --> 1:41:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, you know, I don't want.

1:41:52.120 --> 1:41:53.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to do a wedding that's like for

1:41:54.560 --> 1:41:57.120
<v Speaker 2>other people, I would want to fuck with what you're doing.

1:41:57.400 --> 1:42:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thanks man. No, no weddings. You know, I've heard

1:42:01.000 --> 1:42:04.000
<v Speaker 1>a lot of different opinions about them, but ultimately, you know,

1:42:04.960 --> 1:42:08.000
<v Speaker 1>unless you got like some situation where you both have

1:42:08.160 --> 1:42:10.439
<v Speaker 1>like a crazy big family and that, and those families

1:42:10.479 --> 1:42:12.120
<v Speaker 1>are like, we're gonna put money down, it's gonna be

1:42:12.160 --> 1:42:13.200
<v Speaker 1>the biggest party on earth.

1:42:13.439 --> 1:42:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Which even then, it's if the folks are paying for it,

1:42:15.720 --> 1:42:16.680
<v Speaker 2>then then I'm down.

1:42:16.800 --> 1:42:19.200
<v Speaker 1>But even then they're kind of making your day about them.

1:42:19.520 --> 1:42:21.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, you're right, You're right. That kind of kind

1:42:21.520 --> 1:42:22.439
<v Speaker 2>of comes with a contract.

1:42:22.800 --> 1:42:25.080
<v Speaker 1>So I think just make it down the middle. You know,

1:42:25.600 --> 1:42:28.519
<v Speaker 1>I have said to a buddy of mine, I do

1:42:28.720 --> 1:42:31.080
<v Speaker 1>think weddings should have activities in them, you.

1:42:31.120 --> 1:42:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Know, other than dancing.

1:42:32.560 --> 1:42:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Heh. Yeah. Like, imagine if you went to a wedding

1:42:35.160 --> 1:42:39.920
<v Speaker 1>and then immediately after there was like an open registry

1:42:40.040 --> 1:42:42.880
<v Speaker 1>for a free moon bounce would be great. But even like,

1:42:43.120 --> 1:42:48.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, a fifteen on fifteen paintball match and you

1:42:48.280 --> 1:42:50.000
<v Speaker 1>could just go in waves and sign up with the

1:42:50.040 --> 1:42:51.519
<v Speaker 1>people at the wedding. I feel like that would bring

1:42:51.520 --> 1:42:53.400
<v Speaker 1>you all closer together. You know, some people drinking, some

1:42:53.439 --> 1:42:57.080
<v Speaker 1>people playing paintball, they like, hey, yeah, we can't. This

1:42:57.200 --> 1:42:58.080
<v Speaker 1>wedding was crazy.

1:42:58.360 --> 1:43:02.680
<v Speaker 2>I had a similar thing, and I I said, mazotov a,

1:43:03.240 --> 1:43:06.040
<v Speaker 2>now I'm talking about my burmtsvah. I'm not that Jewish. Yeah,

1:43:06.120 --> 1:43:08.839
<v Speaker 2>but I've I'm signaling Judaism.

1:43:09.080 --> 1:43:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah a little bit, that's all right.

1:43:11.400 --> 1:43:13.240
<v Speaker 2>I had even busters.

1:43:13.479 --> 1:43:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Bro, you're probably one of the most memorable ones.

1:43:17.080 --> 1:43:19.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because all I And the reason why is because

1:43:19.320 --> 1:43:22.280
<v Speaker 2>like I, girls really didn't like me when I was thirteen,

1:43:22.800 --> 1:43:26.040
<v Speaker 2>and like got guys, I don't want to dance. It's

1:43:26.080 --> 1:43:28.160
<v Speaker 2>like never like no girls my bermtzvah, yeah, and guys

1:43:28.240 --> 1:43:31.720
<v Speaker 2>never really want to dance, and like unless if there's

1:43:31.720 --> 1:43:33.920
<v Speaker 2>like girls there, that's kind of like what the you know,

1:43:34.280 --> 1:43:36.880
<v Speaker 2>dancing environment was about. So we fucking play video games instead,

1:43:36.880 --> 1:43:39.600
<v Speaker 2>and it was sick. Yeah, way better idea than and.

1:43:39.680 --> 1:43:42.519
<v Speaker 1>All those girls missed out, bro, Yeah a little as

1:43:42.640 --> 1:43:43.280
<v Speaker 1>sick ass.

1:43:43.080 --> 1:43:45.439
<v Speaker 2>Party would have missed as party had we had a

1:43:45.520 --> 1:43:46.759
<v Speaker 2>cake shaped like a slurpie.

1:43:48.000 --> 1:43:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you're you're describing all cool things.

1:43:50.080 --> 1:43:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how are you doing on time? I know that

1:43:53.800 --> 1:43:54.240
<v Speaker 2>you have a thing.

1:43:54.360 --> 1:43:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I think I got it. Unfortunately I have to dip.

1:43:57.000 --> 1:43:59.639
<v Speaker 1>But this was this flew by man. This was fucking amazing.

1:43:59.720 --> 1:44:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Dude, dude, thank you so much for being on No.

1:44:02.680 --> 1:44:04.280
<v Speaker 1>I would I would love to come back and do

1:44:04.360 --> 1:44:06.120
<v Speaker 1>this again. Man, please do, please do.

1:44:08.080 --> 1:44:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Is a pleasure having you here.

1:44:09.960 --> 1:44:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1:44:11.000 --> 1:44:13.360
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate you very much taking the time out of

1:44:13.439 --> 1:44:15.800
<v Speaker 2>your your your you know, go karting and.

1:44:17.479 --> 1:44:17.639
<v Speaker 1>Here.

1:44:17.760 --> 1:44:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Dude, is there anything you know before we go that

1:44:19.880 --> 1:44:22.679
<v Speaker 2>you want to say to the people of the computer

1:44:22.720 --> 1:44:25.599
<v Speaker 2>anything I want to plug you. Are you still used

1:44:25.600 --> 1:44:26.240
<v Speaker 2>to have dates? Right?

1:44:26.520 --> 1:44:26.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1:44:27.200 --> 1:44:27.800
<v Speaker 2>That's your dates?

1:44:27.880 --> 1:44:29.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got some. I got some dates coming up.

1:44:29.800 --> 1:44:31.639
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember all the things I'm going to I'm

1:44:31.640 --> 1:44:32.639
<v Speaker 1>going to I'm.

1:44:32.520 --> 1:44:37.439
<v Speaker 2>Looking them up. I'm looking at Miller Miller.

1:44:38.520 --> 1:44:38.640
<v Speaker 5>Uh.

1:44:39.520 --> 1:44:42.639
<v Speaker 2>The very first question here is what is Noel Miller's ethnicity?

1:44:45.840 --> 1:44:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

1:44:47.880 --> 1:44:51.639
<v Speaker 2>There we go on, let's see. All right, I'm gonna

1:44:51.680 --> 1:44:53.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do this for you, Noel Miller. Is you

1:44:53.760 --> 1:44:54.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna be in you already in?

1:44:55.280 --> 1:44:55.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1:44:55.880 --> 1:44:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, here we go. All right, hold on, Okay, you're

1:44:58.240 --> 1:45:02.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna be in West des Moines, Iowa. September sixteenth, seventeenth.

1:45:02.439 --> 1:45:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Pull up, You're gonna be in Sarahcuse, New York, September

1:45:05.280 --> 1:45:06.320
<v Speaker 2>thirtieth and October first.

1:45:06.400 --> 1:45:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're gonna be in West oh that's canceled West

1:45:08.439 --> 1:45:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Palm Stans.

1:45:09.280 --> 1:45:09.400
<v Speaker 5>Oh.

1:45:09.400 --> 1:45:11.559
<v Speaker 1>Wait, that's when I getting married. No, Syracuse is good,

1:45:11.800 --> 1:45:13.599
<v Speaker 1>West West begins. That's when I'm getting married.

1:45:13.640 --> 1:45:16.800
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be in Baltimore, Maryland at mcgooby's Joke House,

1:45:17.439 --> 1:45:19.200
<v Speaker 2>one of the first places I Elveray did stand up.

1:45:19.280 --> 1:45:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah bean one, November third, the fifth shout out

1:45:23.160 --> 1:45:26.519
<v Speaker 2>to mcgooby's joke House. Yeah, November eighteenth and ninetheenes. You

1:45:26.560 --> 1:45:29.439
<v Speaker 2>gonna be in Columbus, Ohio. Yeah, it's wint stand up.

1:45:29.800 --> 1:45:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Just just a few more dates for the year than

1:45:31.320 --> 1:45:33.800
<v Speaker 1>we take a break and the next year going hard.

1:45:34.200 --> 1:45:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Check out the Tiny Meat Gang podcast.

1:45:36.160 --> 1:45:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pull up.

1:45:36.960 --> 1:45:38.400
<v Speaker 2>I think I don't know if I said this on

1:45:38.479 --> 1:45:40.040
<v Speaker 2>the podcast or not, but I just found out that

1:45:40.120 --> 1:45:42.240
<v Speaker 2>tiny meat means small penis.

1:45:42.280 --> 1:45:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I think, yes, I didn't know. You just thought it

1:45:43.920 --> 1:45:45.800
<v Speaker 1>was like a small deli meat. Yeah, something like that.

1:45:45.960 --> 1:45:48.840
<v Speaker 1>That's fine, that's we We like it more ambiguous, you know.

1:45:48.920 --> 1:45:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we like it like the media. Guys.

1:45:51.760 --> 1:45:54.839
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'll let you get out of here. Everybody,

1:45:55.280 --> 1:45:56.120
<v Speaker 2>thank you for being here.

1:45:56.439 --> 1:45:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Are you all? You're not staying, are you?

1:45:58.320 --> 1:45:59.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'm going to Hell.

1:45:59.520 --> 1:46:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everybody, Thank you everyone, goodbye, See you folks.

1:46:04.360 --> 1:46:07.479
<v Speaker 2>There, Rep Ken goes on the line taking your phone

1:46:07.560 --> 1:46:08.479
<v Speaker 2>calls every night.

1:46:08.880 --> 1:46:10.720
<v Speaker 3>There, Repeat Can goes doing his eye.

1:46:10.880 --> 1:46:13.400
<v Speaker 2>He's teaching you cloud in the of your life, but

1:46:13.640 --> 1:46:13.800
<v Speaker 2>he's

1:46:13.920 --> 1:46:15.519
<v Speaker 1>Not really an expert.