Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Jedge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod. I feel nervous to say my name because
Speaker 2: Tamar might give me a lashing this morning.
Speaker 3: Well, I've gotten DMS it said, you guys don't need
Speaker 3: to say your name.
Speaker 2: But I've got a DAM saying I've gotten DM saying
Speaker 2: we really like when you guys say your names and
Speaker 2: are awkward. God, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Mellen Case says it better than any of us, So
Speaker 3: let's just leave it there.
Speaker 2: Fine. It's Teddy and Tamra in case you didn't know,
Speaker 2: In case you couldn't tell by our obnoxious voices, I know.
Speaker 3: Are you still sick?
Speaker 2: I am still a little bit, but not to the
Speaker 2: point where I feel like I can't function and my
Speaker 2: face is swollen up like I'm better.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I feel like crap, and I think it's
Speaker 3: my nerves. First, I had the premium oscan done last week,
Speaker 3: and I'm like anxiously waiting for my test results because,
Speaker 3: as I said last time, I had a couple spots
Speaker 3: that were very small, but just checking to see if
Speaker 3: they have grown and if they have then that's scary.
Speaker 3: And today I have to have a root canal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're going to be a real gem friend.
Speaker 2: I am just oh, I know there's no Dubai this week, so.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, so my stomach's and knots because I've had
Speaker 3: many root canals. I hate them. I hate shots in
Speaker 3: my mouth. I hate the dentist.
Speaker 2: I just gone, well, you don't have a root canal,
Speaker 2: and apparently I have another melanoma. So we are, Oh
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 3: I called you and you're supposed to call me back,
Speaker 3: and you never did. But whatever.
Speaker 2: Well it was because my was a weekend and my
Speaker 2: kids are always around and I actually haven't had the
Speaker 2: conversation with them this time yet. But I went in
Speaker 2: for my checkup, my like ninety day checkup, which feels
Speaker 2: aggressive to be going every ninety days, but apparently now
Speaker 2: I need to start going more. And I was worried
Speaker 2: about this one particular spot back here, and that's what
Speaker 2: I what I told her about. And then she noticed
Speaker 2: something on my arm right outside where like my excision
Speaker 2: is like, and she was like, I you know what,
Speaker 2: let's biopsy the spot you're worried about. And then let's
Speaker 2: biopsy the spot that I'm concerned about, because you know,
Speaker 2: you're not a doctor. Yeah, And shockingly, the one that
Speaker 2: I was worried about is totally fine. And the one
Speaker 2: that she found is melanoma. So is it staged or
Speaker 2: is it very It's at stage one, so.
Speaker 3: That is very concerning because you do get checked every
Speaker 3: three months, and they're popping up stage one so quickly.
Speaker 3: What is the reasoning? Do they know?
Speaker 2: They don't know? My guess is that it's always been there.
Speaker 3: How could they not have seen it?
Speaker 2: Though? Well, I think I've had so many surgeries and
Speaker 2: like my arm in my back is so torn up
Speaker 2: at this point it's hard to tell what like is
Speaker 2: a like an incision or sewing or whatever. But she
Speaker 2: just felt like she It wasn't even by vision. It
Speaker 2: was like she felt around and like one of them,
Speaker 2: like a spot didn't feel the same way.
Speaker 3: Can you get a pet scan for melanoma?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't think so I just went to
Speaker 3: the dermatologists. I showed you a growth just on my
Speaker 3: temple that happened like overnight. Yeah, And I went in
Speaker 3: and I thought she would just burn it off. And
Speaker 3: she's like when did this happen? And I'm like, literally,
Speaker 3: in the last two weeks it just popped up and
Speaker 3: started growing and went stop growing. And she's like, I'm
Speaker 3: going to cut it off. I'm going to cut it off.
Speaker 3: I'm going to cauterize it, and I'm going to see
Speaker 3: like and so I'm waiting for those results. I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's the last place she want melanoma. You don't want
Speaker 3: melanoma anywhere but on your temple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, because that will be a fun surgery. Either.
Speaker 3: No, because I have a surgery schedule next month. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for vain reasons.
Speaker 2: Not for listen and don't mess don't mess with plastic
Speaker 2: surgery guys, like we have I know, like I like,
Speaker 2: if it.
Speaker 3: Is melanoma, you know what, do my brow lift and
Speaker 3: take the melanoma out at the same time, doctor molds.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's just do all the things. I know. But
Speaker 2: luckily I get to wait to have the surgery until
Speaker 2: August nineteenth because these next couple weeks are insane and
Speaker 2: they were like, it's not going to get any worse
Speaker 2: in these next three weeks. You'll be all right. So
Speaker 2: that's where we're going from here.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, good thing is spoudit early, keep going. Maybe
Speaker 3: you need maybe you need to go every thirty days
Speaker 3: for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I mean I did learn a lot about
Speaker 2: Castle Sciences and that's a really amazing option. So once
Speaker 2: you get a positive you know, melanoma, then you can
Speaker 2: send it into Castle Sciences and then they can tell
Speaker 2: you the likelihood of how you know, many more you're
Speaker 2: gonna have, like how real place if it could be.
Speaker 2: So that's really cool. Which is a company that I
Speaker 2: don't want to.
Speaker 3: Ask them if you can get melan like I had
Speaker 3: melanoma and they dug it out. Can you get it
Speaker 3: in the same spot?
Speaker 2: You can get it spot? But I don't think unless
Speaker 2: they didn't get it all out, which I find very
Speaker 2: hard to believe that that's going to happen, that you're
Speaker 2: going to get it in there.
Speaker 3: They checked, they took a chunk on my butt out.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what, I think I think we should
Speaker 3: are protesting in front of tanning salons because I think
Speaker 3: that's where I got mine from the nineties eighty or
Speaker 3: late eighties, early nineties in the tanning beds constantly. I
Speaker 3: think they should be outlawed.
Speaker 2: We could also protest the sun. Let's just protest everyone.
Speaker 2: At this point, I'm ready to protest half the cat
Speaker 2: not New Jersey. That me too.
Speaker 3: But I'm not completely convinced that it's just the sun
Speaker 3: because I got Melanima where the sun don't shine, so
Speaker 3: the only time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because but I bete you when you were in
Speaker 2: the tanning bed, weren't you naked?
Speaker 3: Yep, So I do think that the tanning beds are
Speaker 3: That's what my drmatologist told me too, that all these
Speaker 3: people that were baking in the sun, what you do
Speaker 3: right now to your skin, if you're in your twenties
Speaker 3: or thirties, it's not going to turn into anything until
Speaker 3: like twenty years later. So that God, I'm sorry you're
Speaker 3: going through this. I know that it's stressful. Is it stressful?
Speaker 3: At this point You're like, oh, there we go again.
Speaker 2: You know. It's kind of one of those things where
Speaker 2: it's like highs and lows. Like right now, I'm on
Speaker 2: a high, Like I'm like, Okay, I'm back because I'm
Speaker 2: home right now and I'm in my routine, I'm working out,
Speaker 2: I'm there for the kids. Like, but I feel like
Speaker 2: when I'm traveling for the horse shows in life, I'm
Speaker 2: living out of a suitcase and washing my underwear in
Speaker 2: the sink, like I feel even more to.
Speaker 3: Be over with. It's good. She's gonna be going on
Speaker 3: for the rest of your life, this horse thing. You
Speaker 3: are so busy with it.
Speaker 2: It's going to be going on until Slate is eighteen,
Speaker 2: because this is her thing and we love doing it together.
Speaker 3: But I never get to talk to you anymore. I know,
Speaker 3: I was starting to wonder if you just didn't like
Speaker 3: me anymore.
Speaker 2: Damn. I feel like now it's a good time to
Speaker 2: let you know that I don't like you anymore. I
Speaker 2: feel like now it's as good a time as any.
Speaker 2: But I know. Oh guys, did you notice we are
Speaker 2: fancy now with our new backdrop? Like we made it
Speaker 2: big time? Call her Twaddy.
Speaker 3: We're twatty. We are definitely twenty.
Speaker 2: Like we're matching in our scenery.
Speaker 3: I would have liked if you wore your Olympic outfit today,
Speaker 3: if you had one, I mean eight six and this
Speaker 3: is probably the last time I watched Olympics was nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty six.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I was on at the gym, like every morning,
Speaker 3: it's on at the gym. So I watch, I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it's almost like watching a reality show.
Speaker 3: It's they've really pumped it up, like the girls sitting
Speaker 3: in the hot tubs talking and then it looks really cool.
Speaker 2: I guess we should get into the headlines and then
Speaker 2: we have some fan questions and then we're going to
Speaker 2: recap Real Housewives in New Jersey.
Speaker 3: What a doozy.
Speaker 2: That was, What a freaking doozy. But I actually really
Speaker 2: enjoyed watch What Happens Live more than.
Speaker 3: I watched it on the treadmill today.
Speaker 2: Do you think Melissa could loan us that dress? Because
Speaker 2: it was really cute? Too?
Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't look as cute on us as it
Speaker 3: tests on her. She looked flawless, honestly.
Speaker 2: And you know what, John Low also hot into him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was good. He was a great guest.
Speaker 2: He was a really good guest because he knew what
Speaker 2: he was talking about, Like he wasn't just an actor
Speaker 2: so much fun that just was showing up to promote
Speaker 2: his own shit. Like he knew. I mean he knew
Speaker 2: to answer freight Catanya, I was like, who are you?
Speaker 3: I remember one season I was on and it was
Speaker 3: with a guy from Oh My God, like one of
Speaker 3: those crime shows, and he had no idea dateline or
Speaker 3: something like that, No idea none.
Speaker 2: Well, I also have some juicy scoop before we get
Speaker 2: into these headlines. Yesterday I saw some of the cast
Speaker 2: members from the Valley and ye, yeah, and they are
Speaker 2: filming already. Yeah, they are filming. I want your cast too,
Speaker 2: same cast, but I wonder if there's any additions. All right,
Speaker 2: this first headline, Kim Zolziak celebrates Keny Moore's firing. Best
Speaker 2: thing that could ever happen to that show. Kem Zosiak
Speaker 2: is saying Bravo to Bravo for fying Kenya. Solsiac tells
Speaker 2: Page six Virtual Reality that she supports the network's decision
Speaker 2: to give Kenya the pink slip following the sex poster scandal.
Speaker 2: I think it's the best decision that could ever happen
Speaker 2: to that show, she asserts during a virtual press junket
Speaker 2: for MTV Surreal Life. Villa of Secrets, her latest unscript
Speaker 2: adventure with more out. Page six recently reported that Phaedra
Speaker 2: Parks is negotiating her return. Zolziak believes that Parks would
Speaker 2: be a good addition, Faedri just posted a photo of
Speaker 2: herself holding a peach walking out of a jet and
Speaker 2: it says you called I answered hashtag RhoA hashtag season sixteen.
Speaker 3: Yay. I just got chills. So she must have been
Speaker 3: filming all this time because they're about to wrap it up,
Speaker 3: or pretty close to.
Speaker 2: It, or maybe she's a friend. She's not confirming she
Speaker 2: one million percents.
Speaker 3: She holding a peach.
Speaker 2: She is holding a peach. But you know, okay, I
Speaker 2: can hold a milchido right now, And that doesn't mean
Speaker 2: they hired me on Miami.
Speaker 3: Well that'd be obvious. Now, this is this is nasty
Speaker 3: when somebody celebrates somebody getting fired, because when you've been
Speaker 3: on the show for so long that Kenya and Kenya
Speaker 3: is a staple to that show and she will be missed.
Speaker 3: Is that that's her livelihood? I know she has other businesses,
Speaker 3: but that's a She probably had a that was a
Speaker 3: big paycheck and to not have that anymore has got
Speaker 3: to be scary.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of nasty.
Speaker 3: I mean this reminds me and when Gretchen threw a
Speaker 3: party with former housewife and wife's one was Emily.
Speaker 2: When I got from miamily mm hmm. Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to take this up with her when we're recapping
Speaker 2: Too Hot to Handle. I'm gonna ask her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you don't like, there's no way that
Speaker 3: I'm going to celebrate somebody losing their job, no matter
Speaker 3: how bad. I don't like them on the show, Like,
Speaker 3: that's just not that's that's bad karma for sure. And
Speaker 3: by the way, the other show that Kim is on,
Speaker 3: what is it Surreal Life or something? And Chut.
Speaker 2: Banks or Hanks, well, Eddie.
Speaker 3: Eddie has written Harley's with Chut before, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: next time you ride with him, tell him stay away
Speaker 3: from that.
Speaker 2: No Ika, but also stay away from him. Have you
Speaker 2: you could do a little Google search and I'll take
Speaker 2: you back.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I know he's been in some trouble, but Eddie says,
Speaker 3: it seems like a really nice guy. Well, you know,
Speaker 3: it is historical and keeps repeating, like history keeps repeating itself.
Speaker 3: And that is Padri's x husband Apollo arrested for assault
Speaker 3: Now Pagris Park's Pedro Park's ex has been Polo has
Speaker 3: been arrested for assault after his wife accused him of
Speaker 3: being physical. He was charged with domestic violin and simple assault,
Speaker 3: per court documents. He was taken to a local gel
Speaker 3: when records showing that he posted a three thousand dollars
Speaker 3: bond and was released hours later. But back in March,
Speaker 3: his wife called the police on him. She told authorities
Speaker 3: that he had come home from a bar when they
Speaker 3: started having an argument about how they were cheating on
Speaker 3: each other. During the interaction, she claimed, Apolo showed her
Speaker 3: a video of her kissing another man. She alleged that
Speaker 3: with Pollo pulled her by the hair and pushed her
Speaker 3: against the refrigerator. Following the incident, she told the outlet,
Speaker 3: it was a huge blowout between a married couple that
Speaker 3: has fought that has brought us much closer since then.
Speaker 2: It's sad. It's a sad story, you know, and it's
Speaker 2: a toxic relationship, and it's probably not going to stop.
Speaker 2: If at one time maybe we could forgive. Now we're
Speaker 2: at two, so bye bye, bye bye. All right, you
Speaker 2: take this next one.
Speaker 3: Oh Queens of Bravo post Kathy Hilton stands on the
Speaker 3: runway in the middle of the Beverly Hill's Sudden Struck's
Speaker 3: fashion show as one of Stutton's models strut down the runway.
Speaker 3: Kathy is standing in the middle of the runway holding
Speaker 3: an audience member's hands. This woman is so unaware. The
Speaker 3: model nudges Kathy to the side as she continues her
Speaker 3: walk down the runway. Kathy looks confused and flustered.
Speaker 2: I do not think that she is confused in these moments.
Speaker 2: Like I love Kathy. I think she's hilarious. I think
Speaker 2: she's going to bring a good dynamic her and Jennifer Kelly.
Speaker 2: I think both of them are going to be like
Speaker 2: that comedic relief they need on Beverly Hills. But just
Speaker 2: like when she sat on the MTV Awards and put
Speaker 2: on her lip gloss during Mariska Hargate's speech.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, she just beats her own dram I think
Speaker 3: is what it is. I think she no has no
Speaker 3: ill will, no doesn't want to harm anybody or get
Speaker 3: in the way.
Speaker 2: But she's just Kathy, right, Yeah, I mean I think
Speaker 2: it's just her. She knows what to do to get
Speaker 2: a laugh. I haven't seen it, but apparently Kathy did
Speaker 2: a live the other day with Kyle and apparently it
Speaker 2: was hilarious. I need to go down the rabbit hole
Speaker 2: and actually watch it because in real time I was
Speaker 2: too booked up watching presumed innocent.
Speaker 3: I think that she's TV gold, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh. Our producers are asking if I have any tea
Speaker 2: on Bos the New Housewife. I heard she's amazing. Oh,
Speaker 2: I heard she is great. I heard she's outspoken and
Speaker 2: funny and a good person and gonna be better than a. Well,
Speaker 2: they didn't say that.
Speaker 3: You're saying that I cannot.
Speaker 2: Confirm or deny that she's better than Annie Marie. But
Speaker 2: I mean I could assume that she probably is. But
Speaker 2: I uh, well, that's good.
Speaker 3: How much longer do they have the film?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 3: I feel like they should be wrapping it up anytime soon.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling they're about to go on a trip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then it's like the feeling, just
Speaker 3: a feeling. It's a feeling that somebody called you and
Speaker 3: told you. I figured they'll go on the trip, they'll
Speaker 3: come back, has the season finale and done, so they're
Speaker 3: they're wrapping it up.
Speaker 2: I mean that feels fat. When you're not filming the
Speaker 2: show and other people are, you feel like it goes
Speaker 2: by really fast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But Atlanta and Beverly Hills are both going on
Speaker 3: their big cast trips at the same time. Well imagine
Speaker 3: if there's the same place, how cool that would be.
Speaker 2: That happened one year we were in the Bahamas. It
Speaker 2: wasn't the same cast trip, but we were in the
Speaker 2: Bahamas on Beverly Hills and we're walking through like whatever
Speaker 2: Baja mar and we saw Nini Leaks and like a
Speaker 2: thought their girls, like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: But were they filming their show?
Speaker 2: They weren't filming. But then Ninnie was like, I could
Speaker 2: film with you guys.
Speaker 3: Of course she would like also make.
Speaker 2: Any sense now? Yeah, so we just did some pictures.
Speaker 3: Do you know that I've never been to the Bahamas?
Speaker 2: Oh, we should go to Baha More. It's really amazing.
Speaker 3: Never ever ever gone. Now that's where Jen and Ryan
Speaker 3: got or that's where he proposed to her, right of course,
Speaker 3: but Derinda deadly posts. Mary is allegedly separated from Robert
Speaker 3: Senior and that's why cameras have gone back up. So,
Speaker 3: I mean, nobody saw that coming. Didn't she marry her
Speaker 3: grand grandfa It's not like her blood just step grandfather.
Speaker 2: Have we even seen him in years?
Speaker 3: Like, I don't think we saw him last year, but
Speaker 3: she was only a friend. I think she's full time
Speaker 3: this year. But Mary then took to Twitter and said,
Speaker 3: please don't believe the lies. Love y'all. That's how she
Speaker 3: That's how she spelled it.
Speaker 2: Well, then we get to Andy Cohen calls the first
Speaker 2: five episodes of the new season of Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: Lake City a laugh riot on his live show. He states,
Speaker 2: I am five episodes in and it is really good
Speaker 2: in a laugh riot.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that term, a laugh riot.
Speaker 2: We haven't heard a lot of terms, Tam.
Speaker 3: I know, I don't even know what half the terms
Speaker 3: mean now days. Like when you told me my face
Speaker 3: looked beat, I was like, you you look beat?
Speaker 2: Whatever it is, I know, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't like these. Can we just speak English again?
Speaker 2: No? We we have to like, listen, listen, Brah. Would
Speaker 2: you rather be serving?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't want to serve anybody. I don't
Speaker 3: want to serve my own Jesus.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we gotta get Oh my god, who you're
Speaker 2: going to serve yours? Two on a platter to Eddie
Speaker 2: on your sex chair.
Speaker 3: I don't know, roast beef sandwich, Gord just fallen out,
Speaker 3: put a bun on it.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, put a Hawaii bun on it. And
Speaker 2: let's harvey through thickness.
Speaker 3: Did you just love Arby's back in the day.
Speaker 2: I loved Arby's, but I don't know that you could.
Speaker 2: And I will still eat fast food. I mean I
Speaker 2: had in and out yesterday. I do not think I
Speaker 2: could do an arby sandwich these days.
Speaker 3: I would try it and then I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this isn't good.
Speaker 2: I don't think I want little thin pieces of meat
Speaker 2: that are mystery meats. It's a roast beef.
Speaker 3: You know what I miss my fast food days? McDonald's
Speaker 3: French fries and.
Speaker 2: The chocolate shake. I don't miss that oh so good
Speaker 2: taco no onions, no tomatoes from Taco Bell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I even like I like their tacos like they're greasy.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what tomatoes the crunchy shell.
Speaker 2: Remember when they made a healthy one, the fresca No,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, now that's healthy because you added tomatoes.
Speaker 2: Got it.
Speaker 3: I did go to Chick fil A. I was doing
Speaker 3: press in LA and I didn't eat all day and
Speaker 3: I was so hungry.
Speaker 2: Well, Teresa Jude Ice posts something here. In an Instagram post,
Speaker 2: she writes, I have been on the Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: New Jersey for the last fourteen seasons, and during that time,
Speaker 2: I have been a part of my fair share of
Speaker 2: drama and my castmates. What is happening off camera and
Speaker 2: on social media is absolutely disgusting and fueled by toxic
Speaker 2: people who are not affiliated with the show or the
Speaker 2: cast and are only interested in promoting themselves by spreading
Speaker 2: their hate through false narratives and lives. It has suffected
Speaker 2: all of us on our casts and our families. They
Speaker 2: are attacking our children, going after our businesses, and they
Speaker 2: are turning something that is supposed to be entertaining into
Speaker 2: something very dark and toxic. This hate and toxicity has
Speaker 2: to stop. I'm asking everyone to stop engaging in any
Speaker 2: negativity towards my castmates and all of our families. Enough
Speaker 2: is enough. Love love love Teresa. Oh my gosh, she
Speaker 2: wrote love, love, love, so did Marge. Marget wrote, Well,
Speaker 2: that's what she's that's her thing. Teresa always goes love,
Speaker 2: love love.
Speaker 3: She had merged that said love love love, or workout
Speaker 3: clothes or something like that. So that's why Marge said that.
Speaker 3: I mean that was sketch A good move, such a
Speaker 3: good move. What was as her tagline the flowers fla
Speaker 3: I will not think move. Oh you, then you are
Speaker 3: on the wrong side of history, sister, because everybody out
Speaker 3: there is applauding her. I asked on my Instagram your thoughts.
Speaker 3: Everybody said this, I've maybe had too, maybe too that
Speaker 3: said that was mean. I thought it was amazing.
Speaker 2: It's not that I have a problem with Marge doing this.
Speaker 2: It's that she's if you don't care, if you truly
Speaker 2: don't care, oh I care.
Speaker 3: If they did that to me, I would lose my shit,
Speaker 3: not only about she's my shit on the cast, I
Speaker 3: lose my ship on production. To have an attorney come
Speaker 3: and sit down, attorney that's not involved in it's like
Speaker 3: my cousin Vinny coming in to sit down and talk
Speaker 3: to the girls and try to blame Marge for a
Speaker 3: lawsuit that she didn't even go to courtover It is bullshit.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think they've all done the same thing
Speaker 2: to each other at this point. But I do think
Speaker 2: it's incorrect to say that I'm on the wrong side
Speaker 2: of history because ninety percent of mine is Marge lied.
Speaker 2: She has spoken to her. No one ever heard.
Speaker 3: That's what we're talking about, is about the flowers. We're
Speaker 3: talking about the flowers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the flowers. That was those funeral flowers. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: if you don't care, stop, I would care.
Speaker 3: How would you not care if somebody called the whole
Speaker 3: cast and said, hey, let's i'm gonna bring attorney in.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna blame Teddy for everything when it wasn't even
Speaker 3: your fault.
Speaker 2: Well, especially if my entire season was spent saying, don't
Speaker 2: film with her, don't be friends with her, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to film the show if she's on the show.
Speaker 2: It's all fair, and all said it to they all do.
Speaker 2: They all said it. You know that. But here's the problem.
Speaker 2: Teresa didn't deliver. If Teresa would have delivered and dropped
Speaker 2: some kind of now i'm speaking Love Island a bombshell,
Speaker 2: then I think that would have been good.
Speaker 3: The takedown was a flaw.
Speaker 2: The takedown was no takedown.
Speaker 3: Cousin Vinnie didn't have anything to bring to the table.
Speaker 3: Cousin Day, we'll get into it, all right, Well, we'll
Speaker 3: get into it when we get there. Obviously we have
Speaker 3: different opinions on this, which is good.
Speaker 2: But I hope everyone took the time to see Danielle
Speaker 2: doing her love for Britney spears on a TRL clip.
Speaker 2: You can go to her Instagram or page six or
Speaker 2: any of the other is like.
Speaker 3: A two thousand or something like that, crazy two thousand
Speaker 3: and one. I don't really care if Anna from Miami
Speaker 3: says she was threatened by Alexia's X.
Speaker 2: I don't actually care about Anna at all.
Speaker 3: It's just on the show. It's just been gone for
Speaker 3: a long time. Let's just move on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, and it's not even her current X. So
Speaker 2: let's let's keep it moving. We're going to take a
Speaker 2: quick break and then we're going to come back and
Speaker 2: talk about season fourteen, Episode twelve. Episodes starts off nice
Speaker 2: and sweet. Rachel's daughter has been making a lot of
Speaker 2: progress since her lip and tongue tie procedure. Her eating,
Speaker 2: her speech, and her motor skills have all improved.
Speaker 3: It's great to hear. How old is she? Do you know?
Speaker 2: She seems like two three ish? Right? That old?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think I think she's tiny, Yeah I would, I would.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought she was like between one and two.
Speaker 2: But what about when Jen calls Danielle's husband, Nate a
Speaker 2: bitch boy, she said, I.
Speaker 3: Don't understand why what did he do? I think Nate?
Speaker 3: I like Nate a lot.
Speaker 2: Nate is the most marriable of yes, the group. If
Speaker 2: he stays out of the drama, he's out of it.
Speaker 3: He's good looking, he's sweet, he treats her well. I
Speaker 3: like their dynamic a lot. Oh my god. Then to
Speaker 3: Laurs and Jen festiv are planning the girl's retreat. Teresa
Speaker 3: has yet to confirm if she's coming, but Dolores knows
Speaker 3: she'll show up. The goal isn't to have everyone make
Speaker 3: up and be friends. It's just meant to be productive
Speaker 3: and peaceful. Yes, peaceful. I'm sure that's going to happen.
Speaker 3: DeLaura says they either figure things out or this friend
Speaker 3: group is over.
Speaker 2: Well, all I could really notice about this entire moment
Speaker 2: the bottles. No Dolores telling telling on herself, because did
Speaker 2: you see how she had Jen's name listed in her phone?
Speaker 2: Jen Siggy's friend.
Speaker 3: But I didn't notice that. Oh I need a picture
Speaker 3: of that. I need a picture of that.
Speaker 2: And I also need to.
Speaker 3: Know how many alcohol bottles in Polly's house. It's like
Speaker 3: nine hundred and ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall.
Speaker 3: But there's so many alcohol bottles on the wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that look like well, I maybe we should go
Speaker 2: visit it now.
Speaker 3: Dolores is very good at delivering her words, so did
Speaker 3: she obviously knew that goomba gumbaya is not kumbaya?
Speaker 2: Right? There was another word that was making a fun
Speaker 2: that they got confused by. Oh oh, analectic shock. Oh,
Speaker 2: an ealectic shock. Yeah, I know, but they said analectic
Speaker 2: an elected shock. They said instead of omen, they said
Speaker 2: ohm ohm, And then they also said whatever you just said. Well,
Speaker 2: so the.
Speaker 3: Raos spaghetti commercial with the Gorgas is amazing. Who knew
Speaker 3: that Joey and his son can act so well?
Speaker 2: Well, I've seen this commercial multiple times now, it's good.
Speaker 3: I mean, I could I actually, uh, they might obviously
Speaker 3: an advertiser Bravos. But I was at watching Hubins Live
Speaker 3: one year I think it was last year, and whoever
Speaker 3: worked for the company was there from Rayo's and sent
Speaker 3: me a case of sauce.
Speaker 2: Then Margaret and Jen Fessler meet for lunch. Joe is
Speaker 2: going for his biopsy you next week. Margaret is trying
Speaker 2: to stay calm, but every test has come back as maybe.
Speaker 2: Jen says, Teresa invited her over for a lawyer to
Speaker 2: show her court findings on Margaret. Margaret says, Teresa and
Speaker 2: her lawyer lie incessantly. Margaret says, James slash. Jim Leonard's
Speaker 2: office is near the meth clinic.
Speaker 3: By the way. It's also his office is above a
Speaker 3: pizza parlor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I love pizza. Well. Then Margaret calls Dolores
Speaker 2: and Danielli's pissed. Jen texts Teresa she's not coming. It's
Speaker 2: pure comedy to me that Marge would call these women
Speaker 2: only to tell them she can't talk to them and
Speaker 2: then hang up on them. Like it felt a little
Speaker 2: bit like a spiral.
Speaker 3: I feel like she was totally taken off guard. She
Speaker 3: was pissed off.
Speaker 2: I would be too.
Speaker 3: I would be so mad, and I would be mad
Speaker 3: across the board at every buddy, because this is just
Speaker 3: dirty to have cousin Vinnie come in and does he's
Speaker 3: not even representing the case, and come on and just
Speaker 3: blame everything on March.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: The one thing we'll get to it when we get
Speaker 3: to that meeting. John, Joe, Frank, and Jeff go to
Speaker 3: Guy's night at the Gorga's house. Bill and Paul go
Speaker 3: to the Guy's house at Loui's house. Teresa is relieved
Speaker 3: the court case is finally over. Yay, the court ruled
Speaker 3: in Louise's favor. I guess this was regarding the restraining order.
Speaker 3: Teresa says she wants everyone to know Margaret was involved.
Speaker 3: Margaret calls Joe and tells him about Teresa's plan. John
Speaker 3: says she and Louie are a train wreck. Joe says
Speaker 3: he got an invite to Louise. Joe asked if he'd
Speaker 3: ever hang out with a scumbag. Joe says, it's a cult.
Speaker 3: I loved when Rank was like, what huh, what's comeback? Huh?
Speaker 3: Like he did not want any part of talking shit. Louis, Paul,
Speaker 3: and Bill record devotionals to their wives. Jo says Louis
Speaker 3: ruined the family and it's surprising Bill and Paul don't
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 2: No what, I don't need a devotional sent to me
Speaker 2: from Louise's podcast room. I'm good. So if you get
Speaker 2: any ideas either ads like we well don't need devotional
Speaker 2: you don't need to film it on the Pope It
Speaker 2: was the.
Speaker 3: Most cringe thing I've ever watched a house husband's do ever.
Speaker 3: But Paulie laughing at Bill recording his words affirmation was
Speaker 3: worth everything. And then Paulie gets up, there's like, okay
Speaker 3: to Lauris, love you.
Speaker 2: Well, what about when Louis goes? I didn't even script
Speaker 2: this ahead of time. I was like, did you think
Speaker 2: that was good? Dude?
Speaker 3: It was so cringey.
Speaker 2: I was really embarrassed. Even Louis's dad is thinking of
Speaker 2: saying Louise and Louise dad goes, The dirt always rises,
Speaker 2: he gets along with Teresa always well, but just not
Speaker 2: not that I'm the brightest tool in the shed. But
Speaker 2: it's actually the cream rises, yes, or we fall, and
Speaker 2: from the dirt we rise.
Speaker 3: Yes, it it is the cream always rises to the top,
Speaker 3: meaning the good rises to the top. And yeah, not
Speaker 3: the dirt. I think that dirt's always on the top.
Speaker 2: I think that, No, the dirt is always on the bottom.
Speaker 3: The dirt. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's I'm sorry, that's
Speaker 3: I meant the bottom. The dirt is always on the bottom.
Speaker 3: Dirt doesn't rise unless you kick it in someone's face
Speaker 3: or throw it or spit it.
Speaker 2: I guess then it's Gorga's boys night. John has an
Speaker 2: allergic reaction. Joe says, they need to go to the
Speaker 2: hospital immediately because he's going in an anaphylactic shock where
Speaker 2: they call it a million other things. They're putting ice
Speaker 2: and vix and Joe Gorgs taking a piss. What I
Speaker 2: didn't really understand is why John Fuda cared like he
Speaker 2: was so worked up about not having anyone take care
Speaker 2: of him. Granted, once we found out Eddie's like that.
Speaker 3: Eddie's like that he will not go to the hospital
Speaker 3: unless he absolutely has to, like, will not go to
Speaker 3: a doctor.
Speaker 2: His lips were totally normal like this, and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden they're like his lips are sold and
Speaker 2: he's like, what.
Speaker 3: What could you imagine if the if the paramedic came
Speaker 3: in it was one of the girls and they're like,
Speaker 3: are your lips always the swollen?
Speaker 2: No, I just got filler. Well then I mean food.
Speaker 3: I have an allergic reaction in Joey peen in the bathroom,
Speaker 3: the same bathroom that they're trying to work on him.
Speaker 3: It was like he was expecting to pan him like
Speaker 3: you do when you get stung by jellyfish. I thought, Joe,
Speaker 3: here you go. It's better now.
Speaker 2: If I could put a little like porta potty right
Speaker 2: here and just pee whenever I need to during the pod,
Speaker 2: I would like right now, I'm already ready for a
Speaker 2: potty break.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well, I wrote Teddy, I adore you,
Speaker 3: I love you and appreciate you being my co host.
Speaker 3: And if you want to go in, if you ever
Speaker 3: go into aunt, what's it called annapolo shot, I'll pee
Speaker 3: on you any day.
Speaker 2: Camera. I just wanted to let you know that I
Speaker 2: would rather rip my fingernails out with plyers than have
Speaker 2: your pee on my body. So thank you.
Speaker 3: I definitely would have rather been at the Gorgas Boys'
Speaker 3: night out, although the amount of alcohol these guys drink
Speaker 3: is just not normal.
Speaker 2: Were they drinking it?
Speaker 3: Do they do shots non stop their forties fifties like
Speaker 3: you don't? But who haunts to drink?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, bone Marle gives me the egg anyway.
Speaker 3: Eddie bone Marrow. We had it the other night we
Speaker 3: went to Boa when we were in La. But I
Speaker 3: don't go haol.
Speaker 2: Through bone Marrow is even worse than Oh?
Speaker 3: Is that what they were doing?
Speaker 2: Yes? Would you rather get a devotional or do a
Speaker 2: bone marrow shot.
Speaker 3: I pleaded the fifth.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't. I've never even tasted bone marrow.
Speaker 3: I won't. I refuse.
Speaker 2: No, it's like soft, I don't he's supposed to be
Speaker 2: doing for you marrow. I'm good on even knowing, But.
Speaker 3: I need to know what he had an allergic reaction to,
Speaker 3: because I just really don't think it's bone marrow.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I don't need to know. I
Speaker 2: need to know why he wore his pajamas and thought
Speaker 2: the joke was so funny.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that Jo kind of fell flat. John, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna admit.
Speaker 2: A Johan, and you could have wear cuter jammies if
Speaker 2: you're gonna wear jammies. And then all they looked like
Speaker 2: his wife's pajamas, like with the pink party. He didn't,
Speaker 2: but he should have worn his little slippers too. Then
Speaker 2: to La says, the house that they were planning on
Speaker 2: doing the girl's retreat burned down. De Laura said it
Speaker 2: was perfect and she won't find anything similar. That is
Speaker 2: actually a phrase for they have now canceled our castle Treyah, I.
Speaker 3: Mean the burn the house burning down. I mean, definitely
Speaker 3: a sign. All I could think about is when Danielle
Speaker 3: said to jen Aiden when they were in the church, surprise,
Speaker 3: the church hasn't burned down with you in it. So
Speaker 3: I'm thinking that maybe she has like a voodoo doll
Speaker 3: and she's like, I am not going on this trip.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna burn them down.
Speaker 2: Listen, take it down to the studs, but take it down.
Speaker 2: Then all the women arrived to Teresa's house. At this moment,
Speaker 2: I'm expecting some sort of explosion of information. Well, she
Speaker 2: says that someone in Louis past is causing problems. She
Speaker 2: was causing problems before Louis and Teresa met. In twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one, they learned the ex was talking to Margaret.
Speaker 2: Margot was subpoena to answer questions in court, but Margaret
Speaker 2: wouldn't go. Margaret told the X she was planning on
Speaker 2: exposing Teresa and Louis based on the info her ex
Speaker 2: gave her. Louis and the X are not allowed to
Speaker 2: speak to each other. The plan was for the EX
Speaker 2: to get information through Margaret. Delora says that this is
Speaker 2: not a jaw dropping revelation, which I agree. But Margaret
Speaker 2: has always denied speaking to the ex. Jackie said she
Speaker 2: never heard anything about it. Huh no, no, didn't or anything.
Speaker 2: And then Danielle questions how this is any different than
Speaker 2: jen Aiden and Teresa befriending Margaret's ex best friend Laura
Speaker 2: or Louis possibly hiring Bodito to do a slander campaign.
Speaker 2: Kudos to Danielle, good question. I had the same and
Speaker 2: then flowers arrived. All this was falling completely flat. I
Speaker 2: think it could have been one of those scenes we
Speaker 2: would just moved right along from. But then the death
Speaker 2: flowers arrived and that's why.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, yes, Marge. That is housewife like iconic
Speaker 3: move right there. That was that was amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, the card reads, dear Teresa and James, sorry for
Speaker 2: the loss of your dignity, love love, love Margaret.
Speaker 3: For an attorney to do that, that is like to
Speaker 3: gossip and do something like that is speaks volumes right there.
Speaker 2: And then you know, after all this happens, Delora shares
Speaker 2: that the house burned to the ground. Delora says she
Speaker 2: wants to plan a dinner for all the women to talk.
Speaker 3: So I did a little digging myself, okay, And because
Speaker 3: I didn't understand why it took three years for a
Speaker 3: restraining order. Evidently it was way more detailed than that.
Speaker 3: Louis did win the no restraining order, which is not
Speaker 3: very surprising. They subpoenaed Margaret in a domestic violence case
Speaker 3: against allegedly against Louis. Margaret got a subpoena mailed to
Speaker 3: her the day before she was supposed to be in court.
Speaker 3: She sent a text message, I'm not involved in this.
Speaker 3: I know nothing about this. Therefore I'm not going and
Speaker 3: that was it. She never had to go, so it
Speaker 3: must not have been Her involvement must not have been
Speaker 3: that deep because she never had to go to court
Speaker 3: over it. Did she talk to the ex probably? But
Speaker 3: I will tell you we get as cast members, people
Speaker 3: reach out all the time.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not even a cast member all the time,
Speaker 2: people are reaching the time. Yeah. But I think Melissa
Speaker 2: said it best last night on Watch What Happens Live
Speaker 2: when she was like, there were so many exes, Like
Speaker 2: there has been so many exes, and if you're one
Speaker 2: of those people that are willing to listen to one
Speaker 2: of them, then that's what's going to happen. And clearly
Speaker 2: Margaret was willing to listen the same way that jen
Speaker 2: Aiden was willing to listen to Laura. That we never saw,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't lost on me that Danielle showed up
Speaker 2: and an evil Eye shirt. Did you see that it was?
Speaker 2: It was giving Angie. It was giving Angie from Salt Lake.
Speaker 2: And then also on Watch What Happens Live, Melissa said
Speaker 2: she would have liked each of these wives to answer
Speaker 2: the following question at the reunion, if there were a reunion.
Speaker 2: Jen Aiden, why are you such an asshole? Jackie? Why
Speaker 2: are you such a traitor? Jen Fessler? Why do you
Speaker 2: say one thing on the phone and another when you're
Speaker 2: in person. This seems to be a common theme. I'm
Speaker 2: curious about Teresa. Why do you blame everyone else for
Speaker 2: your sorrows in your life? Dolores, when are you going
Speaker 2: to stop playing Switzerland? I agree with all of them,
Speaker 2: but I appreciate Delores playing Switzerland and someone needs to.
Speaker 3: Well yes and no, not to an extreme. I think
Speaker 3: you can keep the peace, but when you know when
Speaker 3: someone's doing something wrong to speak up and not try
Speaker 3: to protect them.
Speaker 2: Right, but both people are doing things wrong that I'm
Speaker 2: not picking a side. It's not that I dislike Marge
Speaker 2: or I dislike Teresa or whatever it is, but they've
Speaker 2: all done shit that's wrong. So I think Dolores, who
Speaker 2: in my book, does nothing wrong.
Speaker 3: No, she doesn't. She's great, she's great, but I would
Speaker 3: like to I'd like to see her a little bit
Speaker 3: more outspoken about certain situations.
Speaker 2: But I think she's she's doing her job if it
Speaker 2: wasn't for her to try to connect the pieces, like
Speaker 2: how had this season even gone on? And then we
Speaker 2: get to see her iconic move where she's the only
Speaker 2: one sitting at the table at the end, which leads.
Speaker 3: I can't well, Okay, so next episode kind of does
Speaker 3: selling it kind of seems like a kind of seems
Speaker 3: like a funeral because Real House in New Jersey. Next
Speaker 3: episode is the last episode we will watch now Andy.
Speaker 3: There was something going around Instagram this morning that Andy
Speaker 3: said on his radio show that there's going to be
Speaker 3: a brand new cast next season. But I did a
Speaker 3: little digging and that's not what he said. Those were
Speaker 3: twisted words, so people out there don't believe it he said.
Speaker 3: I think what he actually said. There will be some
Speaker 3: new faces, yeah, and people fresh faces is what was said.
Speaker 2: If you were to guess who do you think for sure?
Speaker 2: And I'm not wishing them gone, but who do you
Speaker 2: think for sure is gone? If they're going to just
Speaker 2: bring inside.
Speaker 3: You know what, I have no idea. I really have
Speaker 3: no idea. I mean, you could see how much Andy
Speaker 3: Cohen loved Melissa, That's what I'm knowing. I felt that
Speaker 3: you could feel the love She's Melissa played it so
Speaker 3: well this season. She was so good. She didn't overly
Speaker 3: talk about her sister in law and Louis, and she
Speaker 3: was just a complete class act.
Speaker 2: Now I loved her.
Speaker 3: And then I mean, Joey had a few things to say.
Speaker 2: No, but why was he He looked kind of like
Speaker 2: grumpy pants, Like he just sat there the whole time,
Speaker 2: kind of like he didn't.
Speaker 3: Really have a lot of expressionals. Maybe he was tired.
Speaker 2: Maybe he got new botox. I need it because look,
Speaker 2: she's like so much movement.
Speaker 3: I'm just going for the brawl left.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's sad because it's the end. We don't know.
Speaker 2: It could be a million different Well.
Speaker 3: I think that Melissa had a very good take, and
Speaker 3: Andy brought it up to her. She had done an
Speaker 3: interview recently and basically said, like this could be it
Speaker 3: you know, like very had very realistic beliefs expectations of
Speaker 3: what's going to happen in the future, and she kind
Speaker 3: of admitted, like, I don't know if I'm going to
Speaker 3: be back. I don't know if this is the end
Speaker 3: of era, but it's just so sad. And I also
Speaker 3: liked that she didn't have an ego about it.
Speaker 2: No, no, there was no ego. It's like, we don't now.
Speaker 2: We're all doing the best that we can and that's
Speaker 2: where we are.
Speaker 3: And I think, but I do like that Danielle did
Speaker 3: shed some light on the whole situation and said, this
Speaker 3: is such a hypocritical situation, like you you grabbed information
Speaker 3: from Laura. I mean, yeah, I mean, and nobody has
Speaker 3: bad things, nobody has the worst to say about you,
Speaker 3: then somebody you're not friends with anymore.
Speaker 2: Please come on, all right, you guys, thanks for tuning
Speaker 2: in to another episode with two twaty twats. We will
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