WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Stuffed Station Wagon 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.480 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.200 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.600 rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:23.439 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:32.159 with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:35.600 We welcome into the podcast, Joe, Joe, It's the Fifth 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:40.840 Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G Radio because four 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:44.120 hours a night or not and off on the overnight. 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:46.479 This a spinoff of that show, Danny of course, now 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:50.920 big time daytime guy again working on uh Fox Sports 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.159 radio show Just Lost. How's that going, by the way, 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.200 Covino and Rich? Is that going well over there? Danny G? Yeah, 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:59.560 it's been going really good, funny shows every day, really 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.920 entertain raining. But Ben, don't get it twisted. Half of 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:05.559 the show is daytime. The other half of the show 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.760 is a nighttime hour. Yes, you split right down the middle. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.640 You get half the daytime, half the nighttime. So half 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:16.319 of you is very important, the other half not so important. 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:20.400 So you you got a little bit of both worlds 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:23.640 when you when you cross over the rubicon, it's lopsided 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.800 because I'm with you the other time. So yes, So 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:28.720 that's like that's out in the abyss. That's like in 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.559 a black hole somewhere, but not the Raiders black hole. 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:34.320 It's it's out far far away. All right. Let's let's 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.920 get right into it here. It is the Fifth Hour. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:40.679 We do this every weekend Saturday, Sunday Friday. We have 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:44.520 Benny versus the Penny until further notice on this podcast, 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.800 and so we're keeping the good ship going. And on 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:56.200 this edition of the Fifth Hour we have what's the number, Chicks, Revenge, Fleabag, 0:01:56.840 --> 0:02:02.360 Commercial Overload, and end back Scratcher. So a lot to 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:05.400 get to, not a lot of time, Danny, So let's 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:09.040 get going. Yes, let's do it all right, here we go. 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.639 We start out with this. So I've been working out 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:13.200 at the gym, and I'm not here to brag about 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.760 working out in the gym. I wish I could work 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.680 out at home, but my treadmill is still not up 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:22.880 to speed. I moved over a year ago, and stuff 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.560 still not where it needs to be, and there's stuff 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.640 that needs to be fixed to get the treadmill working 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.240 and all that. So I've been I've been going back 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:33.720 to the gym. This past week was an interesting week, 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:38.080 so I I mostly do cardio. I mostly do cardio. 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:39.720 When I'm out there, I like, I listen to music, 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:42.239 or I'll watch TV or whatever, and that's fine. Maybe 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:45.680 I'll watch videos on YouTube on my phone. And they 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:49.280 have a lot of crime at these gyms, Like there's 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:52.600 a lot of people a break into lockers and stealing 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:54.840 all kinds of crap, even where I live out in 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:58.600 the north Woods. So I decided, since I go go 0:02:58.639 --> 0:02:59.880 back to the gym, and I don't want to use 0:02:59.919 --> 0:03:01.720 a locker because I don't want stuff to get stolen, 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:03.120 and I don't want to leave stuff in my car 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.680 because cars get broken into all the time. So I 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:09.799 made a calculated decision. I decided to use They have 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:13.120 these public lockers at the gym I go to, so 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.560 it's open twenty four hours. If that gives you a clue, 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:19.960 Danny Phone drizzle. At this particular gym, they have these 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:24.120 lockers right in front and there for public use during 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:28.440 the day or night whenever you're there and you don't 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.440 need to use a lock they're out in public view, 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.320 and you can put your personal items in there. And 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.480 then the way it works is you you put your 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:39.520 stuff in there, like for example, I put my car keys, 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:42.560 my wallet in the locker, and you type in a 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.880 pass code. It can be any pass code. It could 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.640 be your phone number, your birthday, it could be some 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.280 number that you remember, whatever it might be, and you 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:54.400 twist the lock. You remember the number, and then you 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:58.920 twist it again and bam, everything's locked, and that's it, right. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.520 And so I I've been using these things and I've 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:03.360 used them for like the last couple of weeks, and 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:07.000 so this week I put everything in, I twisted the lock, 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:09.640 and then I went and I was sweating to the oldies, 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:11.840 so I went or I was doing my cardio, I 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:15.440 was on the treadmill. But this week was unlike all 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:19.160 other weeks because while I was working out, I then 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:21.800 went to kind of get a good sweat going. I 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:23.480 went to the sauna in the steam room. I loved 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.800 getting in there and get get all sweaty from that 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:28.440 in addition to the to the workout. So I'm in 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:32.200 there doing that thing and I come back and I'm like, Okay, 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:35.080 I gotta get my stuff out my wallet and my 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.440 my car keys, and I go to locker number seventeen 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:42.279 and I punched in the code and I twist and uh. 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.640 I twist again and wait, wait a minute, me, let 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.480 me punch in the code again. And so I punched 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:50.120 in the code again and I twisted and uh. And 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.719 then I'm like, well, when maybe it wasn't locker number seventeen, 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.000 it was locker fifty. So then I went over to 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:59.160 locker fifteen and I punched my coat in and uh 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:02.599 and then I twist at it and uh and and nothing. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.839 Nothing happened. So then I'm like, all right, it must 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:09.160 be seventeen. So I went back to seventeen and I 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:12.320 tried again and and no, And so I started panicking 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.640 because I have my car keys and my wallet in 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.480 this locker and I'm not sure whether it's seventeen or fifteen, 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:22.760 but I think it's seventeen. And I'm like, what's going 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:27.520 on here? And so I have to to go to 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:30.400 the front desk at the gym, and this this overnight 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.560 guy who's like, just leave me alone. You know. He's like, 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.239 I'm a nice guy, but he's like, leave me alone. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.360 He's there overnight and I have to tell the guys like, hey, 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:39.040 I need you to help me out. I need you 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:42.240 to do me a solid. Here. I I locked my 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.280 my lock I can't remember the code. I can't open 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:47.880 the locker. And then the guy's like, well, you know 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.440 I can't do anything. Give me ten minutes, right, So 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:53.920 then ten minutes go by, he comes over. How embarrassing 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.120 is this, by the way, So the guy comes over 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:59.600 and he has a master key because he's a public locker, 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.280 so they can open him up whenever they want. He uh, 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.560 he comes over and real quick he opens it up 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.800 and I got my stuff back. So I'm like, okay, 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:11.440 now we're good. So next time I use the locker, 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:16.800 now this time I make complete and I'm making mental notes. 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:19.359 I've got my phone with me, I'm taking pictures the 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:23.920 whole thing, right, and uh, here's the code I punched 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.480 in the hand of guy. I had this whole thing 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.320 figured out and then never gonna happen to me again. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:33.160 Same thing happened. So I work out. I go back 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:37.200 to the locker and I'm like, you know what's going 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:39.760 on here? And I have to do the walk of shame. 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:47.719 Same guy, the same guy is that the same guy, Danny. 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.760 This guy gives me the look, are you the biggest 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.120 moron in the world? What is are you stupid? How 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.560 are you able to get out of bed and function? Now? 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:58.479 He's giving me that kind of look like you drove 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:01.000 the short bust, didn't you? You were on back His 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:03.279 look of like if he could kill you with a stair, 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:07.920 he did. And so it turns out the guy I 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.200 finally figured out what had happened. So the locker was 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.280 so delicate, and I guess this week I had really 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:17.920 fat fingers because it's so sensitive that I barely touched 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:22.840 the the code and it moved like one number, and 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.520 you know, all it takes is one number and then 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.600 that's it, you know. So I I had the past code, right, 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:32.000 but I, in my I guess my rush to twist 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.840 the lock and lock it, I hit the I hit 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.560 the thing and it was very embarrassing, Danny. It was 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:43.640 very embarrassing. So what's the number? I couldn't remember the number? 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:51.120 Fumbling with fat fingers. It's not not good. There there 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.880 will be revenge, but I guess we have different revenge 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:56.760 right now. Rather than my revenge against that locker, there's 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:01.280 other revenge to discuss. Yes. Yeah, last week on the podcast, 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:06.520 I made a meme joke, not mean, but meme about 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.040 Chick fil A, the where you I was gonna take 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.880 the I was gonna corral the chickens. Remember we got 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:15.800 that mail bag question about killing one chicken a day 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:19.040 in your car or one human sized chicken once per 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:23.160 year without notice. So I went with the daily chickens 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.960 because I said I would corral them, and like that meme, 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:29.360 I would open up a food truck only on Sundays 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:32.440 right outside Chick fil A and call it side chick. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:38.680 So that's a good right. You know. I think Chick 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:42.360 fil A is in tight with God because of how 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:46.800 they close on Sundays. Because of that, this was God 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:50.520 punishing me. A couple of mornings ago. I wake up 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:54.240 groggy at six am. I need to go unlock the school. 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:57.040 I'm there on the early shift on We're gonna work 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:00.319 a couple of hours that morning, come home, change, and 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:04.360 then go to the studios. So I am putting on 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:08.720 wrong colored socks and forgetting things. And I do what 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:11.560 I do at six am on a weekday. You know, 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:15.360 you're not exactly with it. So I'm about five minutes late. 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.920 I run down the stairs and I'm like, I need 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.320 to grab something to eat because obviously I need some 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:23.800 brain power right now. Run to the kitchen. You'll love 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.959 this from Costco. We have all those egg white sandwiches. 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.960 Oh yeah, my, I'm not a breakfast guy because I 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.800 only eat once the day. My wife loves those sandwiches, 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.760 egg white sandwiches. She's yeah, they're really good. So I 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.240 grab it out of the freezer. But I don't like 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:41.760 eating those kind of breakfast sandwiches without Ketchup. I need 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.520 at least one little Ketchup packet. So I go to 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:48.960 the drawer where I've left some Ketchup packets and my Tinderoni. 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:53.640 God bless her O c D. She organizes that drawer often, 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:58.120 and she does not like condiments being in drawers, so 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:01.800 she'll usually a throw them away. He put them in 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:06.640 little zip block bags. Hey, and she's even taken pictures 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.240 of this drawer after she's cleaned it and organized it 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.800 and sent it to me while I'm at work, Like 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:16.200 I'm gonna be impressed. She knows it. It It irritates me 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.680 that I don't have the condiments I need. So in 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.320 that drawer, ben there should have been one zip block 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:24.319 bag that had some ketchup packets. Nope, they were gone. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:28.600 She probably tossed them. So there's only one little zip 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:32.240 block bag in there, and it had Chick fil A sauces, 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:35.199 not ketchup. But I need something, so I grabbed two 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:38.400 of the packets out of there. It's half dark. I 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:41.600 don't even know which two I grabbed, but I place 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.480 them on top of my book and my cell phone 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:49.120 and I walked down the stairs and out to the car. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:53.480 As I sit down in the car, my hands literally 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:57.360 stick to the staring wheel. Oh no, And I am like, 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:01.360 what is it? What the hell? What? And I looked 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:06.840 down and on my shorts is that sweet Polynesian sauce 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.320 from Chick fil A? Yeah? Sure, that's what it was 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:19.480 on your short stack? How you close on my hands too? 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:29.720 So Timderoni was home, so I don't think I you 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:34.120 know that feeling when you're a groggy be running behind 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:38.440 and see you have no time for some bullshit like this. 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:43.200 So I quickly get the hand sanitizer, trying to get 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:47.960 this sticky sauce off my hands. I'm pondering whether or 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:51.880 not I should run back inside and switch out the shorts. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.320 I kind of glance at my shirt. I don't see 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:57.240 any signs on my shirt. So I'm like, well, let 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:59.559 me just get through this couple of hours. I need 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.920 to get over there. So I get down to the school, 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.640 unlock the campus, get to the classroom who lets the 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:08.760 kids in early? Doing the walk of shame though to 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:13.080 the classroom because as I'm walking, I'm finding dried up 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:16.520 sauce on my arm. I looked down and it's on 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.720 my Nike. I mean, how much freaking sauce was in 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:26.040 this little packet? And then also I'm pissed because I'm like, 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.600 how did this packet get opened up? Was it opened 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.000 a little bit in the plastic bag in the drawer 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:36.080 and it got put away like that? Uh, not very 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.240 possible with all that O C D going on in 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:41.160 the kitchen. I don't know what happened. Did I have 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:44.679 fat fingers like you? And I accidentally squeezed it and 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:48.120 squished it as I was walking? So I get I 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.920 opened up the classroom, sit down, and I do a 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:54.400 better scan now that I'm there, and I'm a little 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.920 I'm trying to relax on the left side of my shirt. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:02.960 Ben It's like war stripe all down the side of 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.360 my shirt. Now I see how it got to the 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:09.200 shorts and to the Nike. My left Nike has sauce 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:13.400 all over it. I got it all over me. I 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:16.840 get a good morning text from my girl and it says, 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:21.320 good morning. What the hell happened? I'm cleaning up a 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:29.560 trail of sauce down the stairs. Oh man? So yeah, 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.360 Chick fil A got me back, and they got me good. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.720 They are in tight with the one only uh and 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:39.640 his son above. Yeah. So a couple of questions. First 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:42.840 of all, did you did did it taste like the 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:46.640 taste with the sauce was did you actually taste did 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.680 it taste all right? Or or was it just just dreadful? 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.280 I mean I threw the packet away as you did, 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.720 you didn't even get to enjoy. And then and then 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.200 did you figure out when you did in your head? 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:00.280 Like what happened later on? Did you determine when the 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:03.280 mistake was made? Like when did now? Remember I took 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:07.760 two packets, so there was one that survived, but it 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:11.520 happened to be that buffalo uh, And you can't put 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.319 that on an egg white breakfast sandwich. That would be 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.120 that would be a tough eat. Yeah, buffalo wing sauce 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:21.720 on a breakfast. So I had to go, you know, 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:25.360 sauceless for the for the breakfast sandwich. And then I 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:29.360 thought about it. Yeah, I retraced my steps before the 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:33.280 first kid arrives at the school. I read my book 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:37.320 and I placed the two sauces on top of my book, 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:40.480 the egg white sandwich on top of my book, and 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:44.240 I carried it down the stairs like it was a tray. 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:46.840 So in my mind, I'm thinking, there's no way I 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.720 pressed down on the packet and exploded it. I still 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.600 have no idea how this thing opened up. The amount 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.360 of sauce that came out of this band, you would think, 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.200 you would think I spilled five packets on myself. It 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:04.520 was like the clown car of of condiment package right, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.160 just kept coming out and out and out. And I 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.120 was like in like some kind of magic trick or 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.320 something like that. Oh, it was like my friend Rusty 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.520 Pena when I was a little kid. Him and his 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.040 family and his uncle and his aunt and his little 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:18.720 cousins and his nephew, and his mom and dad and 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.040 sisters and brothers. They would all hop out of the 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:28.240 same station wagon and I was like, Rusty, how did 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:30.320 you guys all fit in there? And He's like, oh, 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:33.080 we just all squished in there. I was like, damn, man, 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:36.080 you have like four generations in one car. Yeah, that 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:39.040 you've You've got to be able to move like a gymnast, 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.160 right you. A contortionist is what you have to be 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:44.280 able to getting cars like that. I who were working 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.760 in San Diego, I would see that from time to 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:49.880 time people driving around and I didn't. I haven't seen 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.520 it much around here, but I'm sure it happens. But oh, 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:56.680 and remember the far back seat faced out? Yes, yes, 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:00.280 so my stepdad would tell us, if you it in 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:05.320 the very back, you're on highway patrol. Watch. No. That 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.160 was cool. I remember as a kid, I had relatives 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:11.120 that had the station wagons with the seat facing out 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.120 in the back, and I was thought, I was like 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.160 the coolest thing in the world to sit back there. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:16.920 I was like, that's awesome, man, I love that. I 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:18.960 didn't get to do it very often. I did it 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:20.840 a couple of times, but I was like, man, I 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:23.520 was like a boss, like sitting out there. They don't 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:26.160 do that anymore, we do You think you could sell 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:29.040 that if you made cars like those old school cars, 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.880 but they were more fuel efficient. Do you think people 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:36.040 were buying the minivan replaced the station wagon the minivans 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:39.640 of the new station wagon, and the wagons were some 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:43.160 ugly fucking cars. Man, Oh they were bad. I watched 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.960 the documentary. I think I mentioned it on this podcast 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:48.800 before you were part of the podcast, Danny, And there's 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:54.720 these dudes that collect station wagons, like old school nineteen seventies, 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:59.360 nineteen sixties style station wagons, and they're they've become collectible 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:03.360 now crazy. Yeah, they collect the ones with the fake 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:09.040 wood paneling. Yes, yes, yes they do. I'm telling you. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.119 I think I saw it on YouTube. Maybe it was 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.639 on Netflix, but it was a few years ago. Just 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:18.479 google it. There's a documentary about station wagons, and it 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.320 was pretty interesting. It wasn't the greatest documentary I've ever seen, 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:25.040 but it was pretty pretty cool, probably because of nostalgia, 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:28.280 right because I'm, you know, around the same age, Danny, 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:30.840 and we both remember the station wagon and all that 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:34.879 from back back in the day. Alright, So moving on 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:39.600 from that, turning the page, I've got a fleabag update. 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:45.040 Now Bella. I don't talk about Bella Bella very much 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:48.720 my dog. Yeah, Bella is the bark boss of the 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:52.639 Mallard Mansion. She is the ship too of the house. 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:57.840 And this week Bella was very upset with Now why 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:02.960 was Bella upset? You asked, Is it true that Bella 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:07.920 was annoyed because of an uninvited house guest? Yes, my 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:14.120 wife decided that we needed to help the handyman. There's 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:16.919 a guy that was a contractor who's been doing some 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:20.359 work from time to time sporadically as we're still getting 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:22.840 stuff done here at the Mallard Mansion. And so this 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.200 guy is a good, good dude, and he works hard 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:27.159 and all that stuff, and he's been helping us with 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:30.720 some projects at the house. And so his car broke 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.119 down and he was staying at somebody's house and he 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.679 couldn't keep he has dog with him, and so he 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:39.720 needed us to watch his dog. And of course, my 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:42.760 my wife's like, okay, let's do it. And so we 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:48.040 welcomed the dog Katana Uh to the to the homestead here. Now, 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:51.800 she spent several nights at the Bread and Breakfast, the 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:54.520 Bed and Breakfast this week, the Betty Bed and Breakfast. 0:18:55.400 --> 0:19:00.320 It's it's a puppy. It's a French bulldog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:02.800 I've never really dealt with French bulldogs. I've always been 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:05.600 more of an English bulldog fan. But I gotta tell you, 0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:08.760 the French bulldogs growing on me a little bit. And 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:14.200 but Bella was very annoyed that this dog was. It 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:16.959 was hanging around, and Bella likes her space. She's a 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:20.560 one dog kind of woman, and she was very bitchy 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:23.600 with the other dog who just wanted to play. Because 0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:25.320 the dogs and the other dogs a puppy, the French 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:28.320 bulldogs and puppy, and so the dog just want to play. 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:31.600 And the fleabag rumble was on. It was on like 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:35.600 Donkey Kong. Now I'm doing the show from here about 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:39.000 half the time from the Mallard mansion. The other half 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:41.880 of them in the studio giver take and I can't 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:45.439 have dogs barking, you know, behind me. I can't. I 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:49.800 can't do that. So unfortunately, the French bulldog had to 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:53.159 to go outside, uh get to get away for a 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:55.359 little bit. But it was it was pretty cool. This 0:19:55.440 --> 0:19:59.280 dog full of energy and you know, as a puppy 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:03.400 plays fetch. This is like the greatest dog I've ever 0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:07.280 been around to play fetch. Every other dog I've had, 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:11.280 they never actually returned the ball. Like Bella is so lazy. 0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:15.000 She's an old dog. She'll play fetch, she'll go get 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:19.080 whatever you throw. She'll walk back and then it's the 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:21.239 most frustrating thing, Danny. I don't know if you've ever 0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:24.200 had this with a dog or anything, but Bella will 0:20:24.240 --> 0:20:27.879 walk back with the two toy and then she'll drop 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:33.040 it just far enough away you can't reach it. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:33.080 --> 0:20:37.479 like she's she's figured out, Okay, you're sitting down, so 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:39.920 if I dropped this like three and a half feet away, 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:42.280 you won't be able to reach it. And she does 0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:45.399 it every time. But this other dog was was great 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:50.600 and uh very what's the word bashful? These French bulldogs, 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:53.240 if you yell at them, they mope around. They get 0:20:53.280 --> 0:20:58.080 really depressed, very sensitive. Yes, yes it was. It was interesting. 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:02.639 I love the personalities of these different dogs and but 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:05.000 but anyway, it was cool. And these French bulldogs are 0:21:05.040 --> 0:21:08.639 full of muscle, and it's not like the dog works 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:14.160 out but just ripped, absolutely ripped naturally from the genetics, 0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:17.760 the doggy genetics. So that was that was an interesting. 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:21.960 A couple of days there with a extra dog. How 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:25.760 did Bella celebrate once she got the mansion back to herself. Yeah, 0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:28.679 I think she pooped in the house and urinated in 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:33.080 the house, saying, ha, this is my territory, you losers, 0:21:34.400 --> 0:21:37.240 clean up my ship right now, is what she said. 0:21:38.880 --> 0:21:45.160 We did. Anyway, Uh, the the commercial overload, Danny, Now, 0:21:45.320 --> 0:21:48.640 we have a recording session every week. We talked about 0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:52.360 this a little bit inside radio, and every week, once 0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:55.240 a week, usually it's only once a week. I will 0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:58.720 have to record a bunch of commercials, a bunch of 0:21:58.720 --> 0:22:02.840 spots we call them, and you hear them on Fox 0:22:02.840 --> 0:22:05.040 Sports Radio, on my show and every once in a 0:22:05.040 --> 0:22:08.480 while on some other shows. Now, this past week we 0:22:08.600 --> 0:22:15.440 set a new record, a brand new record. Typically I 0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:19.600 will record anywhere from two to five commercials, usually like 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:24.480 three to five commercials a week. But this was commercial 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:29.200 overload I recorded. You might take case how many spots? Danny? 0:22:30.080 --> 0:22:32.600 I think I have a good idea because I had 0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:36.080 to go through a few of these with Covino and Rich. 0:22:36.200 --> 0:22:38.960 Did you have breeders cup? There was a Breeder's cup, 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:41.920 There was that a Discover card, there was a discover Yeah, 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:46.880 you have about eighteen tire rack. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:48.719 I think it was. I think it was I forgot 0:22:48.720 --> 0:22:51.359 the action. I think it was around I think oh 0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:56.760 my goodness. Yeah yeah. On Wednesday night this past week, 0:22:56.800 --> 0:22:59.520 I didn't get home until nine pm, and it was 0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:03.480 because I sat in there putting together ten different commercials. 0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:05.640 And then as I was leaving, I was all proud 0:23:05.680 --> 0:23:09.560 of myself. An email came to my company inbox and 0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:14.320 it was nine more commercials that were due by Friday. Yeah, so, 0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:16.960