Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour now of
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Monday has phone by. This week
Speaker 1: is flying by already, Chris. I think it's a wonderful Monday,
Speaker 1: a wonderful Monday. And they know what, Chris, I don't
Speaker 1: like your attitude about this Monday. I'm sensing an attitude
Speaker 1: over there that you I know, you don't do Mondays.
Speaker 1: You don't do Mondays, you don't do mornings, Chris, have
Speaker 1: you ever considered the possibility that we have to do
Speaker 1: what management tells us to do? Remember this, I don't
Speaker 1: own the show. What if they what if? What if
Speaker 1: they move us to mornings? You're not gonna survive, buddy,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna survive. You won't be alive, Chris. If
Speaker 1: if we have to show up here, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to carry the load. Not that I'm
Speaker 1: not already. I'm out of here now. Don't worry, Chris.
Speaker 1: We're not going anywhere. No, no, I was just joking.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. We're not going anywhere. We'll be right here
Speaker 1: on your drive home or actually, I guess a lot
Speaker 1: of people listen the next day or your drive to work,
Speaker 1: still all right, I have to get to something. I
Speaker 1: have a couple of things. I'm gonna get to some
Speaker 1: emails and whatnot before I get to the cutting off
Speaker 1: of gas and female m and m's and some other stuff.
Speaker 1: Ann Arbor, that's in Michigan. It's a dirty, filthy town
Speaker 1: with this despicable university. And it not going to go
Speaker 1: into all the details anyway. Ann Arbor schools mandate masks
Speaker 1: for two weeks now right about now, you're probably mad
Speaker 1: or your rolling your eyes. You're thinking, what that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You know what I did when I read that headline,
Speaker 1: I laughed because I think it's hilarious. You know why
Speaker 1: I laughed. You know why I think it's hilarious. One
Speaker 1: the state of Michigan, which is, honestly, as much as
Speaker 1: I despised that filthy university, the state of Michigan really
Speaker 1: is a very cool state. Been fishing up there and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, because I used to live in Ohio.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful state. And they have destroyed that state.
Speaker 1: And when COVID rolled around, Governor Ratchett of Michigan chose
Speaker 1: to become one of the worst tyrants in the United
Speaker 1: States of America. Andrew Cuomo gets all the attention for
Speaker 1: murdering fifteen thousand New Yorkers with his policies. Governor Ratchett
Speaker 1: was doing the same stuff in Michigan. And she abused
Speaker 1: her people and abused her businesses, and abused all these
Speaker 1: kids in school after school, after school. Two years of
Speaker 1: abuse from her, and at the end of that two years, Michiganders.
Speaker 1: I don't think Michiganders Michigan. I think they call it Michiganders.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm from Ohio, not that dirty state.
Speaker 1: Any Seriously, Michiganders promptly went out to the pools and
Speaker 1: overwhelmingly voted her back into office and voted in a
Speaker 1: Democrat supermajority in both houses of the legislature. So we've
Speaker 1: had this talk before. I probably shouldn't be this way.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is spiteful, Jesse. I don't know. I probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't be this way, but I think it's hilarious. You know,
Speaker 1: I think it's hilarious. One because I'm a bad person.
Speaker 1: But two stupid people are real. You know this, You've
Speaker 1: dealt with them in your life. Stupid people were real
Speaker 1: and as nice and soft as this society has become.
Speaker 1: We love to imagine that we should just accept the
Speaker 1: stupid person, or the stupid person will just wake up
Speaker 1: one day, But the truth is that's not reality. The
Speaker 1: only chance, almost always, the only chance you have to
Speaker 1: make a stupid person smart is for that stupid person
Speaker 1: to feel all the pain that comes from their inherent stupidity,
Speaker 1: and maybe eventually they'll be under such pain, such suffering,
Speaker 1: that they will wake up one day and say, man,
Speaker 1: I'm stupid and it was all my stupidity that brought
Speaker 1: us here. I'll stop being stupid now, and then they'll
Speaker 1: be smart. The only way to help a stupid person
Speaker 1: is to allow that idiot to feel the effects of
Speaker 1: his stupidity. So when Michiganders get locked down again, and
Speaker 1: they will, when little Aidan, Jaden and Braden in school
Speaker 1: have to put on masks again, and they will, when
Speaker 1: schools get shut down in blue places like Michigan and
Speaker 1: parents all of a sudden have to homeschool again. I
Speaker 1: have to take time off of work. My kid is stressed.
Speaker 1: I am going to love it, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: love it because you had a chance in the very beginning.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll give you. Maybe I gave you a shot,
Speaker 1: but you had a chance, you experience two years of misery.
Speaker 1: And at the end of the time that two years,
Speaker 1: you promptly went to the polls and said, whoa more
Speaker 1: of that, baby, So more of it you're gonna get,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna get it over and over and over
Speaker 1: and over again. And if you're a Michigander listening to
Speaker 1: the sound of my voice and you keep voting Democrat,
Speaker 1: I want you to know you're stupid. And everyone in
Speaker 1: your state now they all have to pay for how
Speaker 1: stupid you are. See, that's the problem when you're a
Speaker 1: stupid voter. It's not just your stupidity hurting yourself. Your
Speaker 1: stupidity actually hurts everybody. You have weapons great stupidity, really,
Speaker 1: it's nuclear level. And look, and I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: nice to you. Know how much I care for older
Speaker 1: people too. I'm gonna look at you right now too,
Speaker 1: because there are so many of them in Michigan, older Democrats, Oh,
Speaker 1: blue collar Democrats. I'm a union guy, and you go
Speaker 1: vote Democrat every time because that's where I've always done.
Speaker 1: That's what Daddy did too. Guess what, you're stupid And
Speaker 1: as your state gets destroyed. I want you to know
Speaker 1: you did it, okay, so don't blame no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna blame this
Speaker 1: specific politician or no, I wouldn't have done it this way.
Speaker 1: No no no, no, no, no, nope, nope nope. You voted
Speaker 1: for it time and time and time again. Whenever you
Speaker 1: see a kid masked, Whenever you see substance abuse numbers
Speaker 1: going up, alcohol abuse numbers going up, spousal abuse numbers
Speaker 1: going up, child abuse numbers going up. Whenever you see
Speaker 1: the businesses shutting down, when you see the people start
Speaker 1: leaving your state, the tax revenue going down, so your
Speaker 1: taxes going up, whenever you see the crime going by.
Speaker 1: All these things, I want you whenever you see them
Speaker 1: and you get mad, I want you to go grab
Speaker 1: a mirror. It's almost always want in the bathroom. Want
Speaker 1: you to go to the bathroom and look in that
Speaker 1: mirror and look at it, look at it closely, and
Speaker 1: say it's your fault, because it is, because your idiocy
Speaker 1: is it's killing everybody, and I'm thrilled about it. I
Speaker 1: didn't want you to have to experience pain. I don't
Speaker 1: want you to have to experience that. But I don't
Speaker 1: know of another way to wake you up. So, like
Speaker 1: I've talked, I've talked about this before when it comes
Speaker 1: to crime in big cities. We were talking about it
Speaker 1: when it comes to New York not long ago that
Speaker 1: I've run out of mercy for the New York Democrat
Speaker 1: who continues to vote Democrat. I don't have any mercy
Speaker 1: left when you get mugged, I don't. Oh no, my
Speaker 1: sister got assaulted on the way home. You tell me
Speaker 1: how you vote before I tell you how much I care. Oh,
Speaker 1: your sister got assaulted. Man, that's terrible. Oh multi ten fellon,
Speaker 1: that's terrible. Hey, who who'd you vote for in the
Speaker 1: last election. Oh? Oh, you voted for Eric Adams and Alvanbragg.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, it's your fault. I don't care. That's how
Speaker 1: it's going to go from now on. Until the people
Speaker 1: experience the pain of their stupidity, nothing gets better. Speaking
Speaker 1: of pain, Jesse, I enjoyed your story about the long
Speaker 1: walk with the rucksack. Some finish and some don't. Reminded
Speaker 1: me of nineteen seventy Ranger School. There was a one
Speaker 1: legged Ranger staff sergeant driving behind the gago in an
Speaker 1: Army Dodge pick up. If you fell out, the truck
Speaker 1: picked you up, never to be seen in ranger school again.
Speaker 1: On one of these runs, you could help your buddy,
Speaker 1: and some you couldn't. If you help the buddy but
Speaker 1: didn't make the time, you receive twenty five bad points,
Speaker 1: hard to overcome, but the truck didn't get you. I
Speaker 1: actually have a little story about that. So we were
Speaker 1: by the way. We're talking about helping your buddy. Let
Speaker 1: me explain. When you go on these long we called
Speaker 1: them humps in the Marine Corps, but forced marches or
Speaker 1: whatever they are, You're always carrying a ton of weight.
Speaker 1: You're not out for a hike. Just give me a
Speaker 1: walking stick. You have all kinds of weight and things
Speaker 1: like that on you, and a weight requirements. They will
Speaker 1: check your pack before sometimes they'll weigh it. Your pack
Speaker 1: asked to weigh a lot and then like for me,
Speaker 1: I was in weapons petun, so not only did I
Speaker 1: have my M sixteen like all the regular infantry guys did,
Speaker 1: I had various pieces of mortar equipment I would have
Speaker 1: to strap to myself and carry, and so would all
Speaker 1: the guys in our patun have you machine guns. We
Speaker 1: just had various pieces of equipment out there. And when
Speaker 1: you go out on these humps, you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: fall out or you're getting very very very deep trouble.
Speaker 1: You don't fall in more than the trouble, the pride
Speaker 1: that the looking like a I can't say that, looking
Speaker 1: like a woofs in front of everybody. That's worse than
Speaker 1: anything else. So you can't do it now. On most
Speaker 1: of these humps, though, there was a policy in place
Speaker 1: where if someone's fallen out, a buddy's fallen out and
Speaker 1: you're okay and you can do it, you can grab
Speaker 1: a piece of his gear and hump extra life. Had
Speaker 1: to do it for my boys before. One of my
Speaker 1: buddies was super super sick and kuwait and he went
Speaker 1: on the hump anyway and he wasn't making it. We
Speaker 1: had about two hours left and he was like, Kelly,
Speaker 1: I need help. But I had to take extra mortar
Speaker 1: equipment and strap it on there, just get him through
Speaker 1: the dagon up. Lots of the time you're allowed to
Speaker 1: do that, and I need to stress this before I
Speaker 1: get into my story. Lots of times you're allowed to
Speaker 1: push someone along, you get behind them, put a hand
Speaker 1: in their back and try to push them up back
Speaker 1: into the formation. Now, that can go wrong, and it
Speaker 1: most definitely went wrong for me one time. And I
Speaker 1: will explain that story in just a moment. Before I
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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. I
Speaker 1: think Chris is going blind everyone, So get this. No
Speaker 1: shut up, Chris or you know what. I'll get to
Speaker 1: that story in a second. Have to finish my story
Speaker 1: real quick. I was just going over in case you're
Speaker 1: just joining us, about how when you're in the Marines,
Speaker 1: if you're on a hump or a force march, you
Speaker 1: would know it as oftentimes you're allowed to push somebody
Speaker 1: or carry their gear. Well, in Kuwait, they really ramped
Speaker 1: everything up, the intensity of everything. So you're getting ready
Speaker 1: to go to Iraq, and we were going on this
Speaker 1: hump and it wasn't a far one. And let me
Speaker 1: clarify something. Whenever they tell you it's not gonna be far,
Speaker 1: remember we go on humps. There were ten miles, fifteen miles.
Speaker 1: I think we did a twenty one time. If they
Speaker 1: ever tell you you're going on a hump and it's
Speaker 1: going to be two miles, three miles, four miles. You
Speaker 1: should probably you should probably just go a wall right there.
Speaker 1: And this is why. That means you're basically going to sprint.
Speaker 1: The worst, most miserable ones I ever went on are
Speaker 1: the short ones. They're trying to kill you. They're attempting
Speaker 1: to murder you. And I knew we were doubly in
Speaker 1: trouble for this one because they gathered us up the
Speaker 1: night before and they said, you are not allowed or
Speaker 1: it's going to be a short one. Don't worry everyone.
Speaker 1: They actually pulled it. Don't worry. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: short one. So already everyone who's been in for a while,
Speaker 1: as we where, we're thinking, oh gosh, here we go.
Speaker 1: And they said, and you're not allowed to help anyone
Speaker 1: who falls out. Falling out is when you fall behind.
Speaker 1: Can't you go anymore? And I thought to myself, well,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, I need to be a conspiracy theorist here,
Speaker 1: But if it's so short, why are people going to
Speaker 1: fall out? It almost seems like you have bad things
Speaker 1: plan for us, and they most definitely did. So keep
Speaker 1: in mind I have I'm an order marine and I'm
Speaker 1: an NCO. I'm a corporal. At this point in time,
Speaker 1: and I have marines under me, young marines who were
Speaker 1: pretty fresh to the Marines. They were called we called
Speaker 1: them boots. Any new marine is called a boot. You're
Speaker 1: a boot if you're a new marine. It's not a
Speaker 1: complimentary term, you should note, but you're a boot. So
Speaker 1: I had boots, and the boots it always takes time
Speaker 1: with most of them to get hardened up and get
Speaker 1: ready to do this stuff. And so I was used
Speaker 1: to every single hump having to grab some of their
Speaker 1: gear and hump it a law or push them a law.
Speaker 1: Come on, buddy, you can do it. Come on, do it.
Speaker 1: Or I would use other methods that weren't that nice.
Speaker 1: But I'll just stick with that one for now. But
Speaker 1: I'm used to doing that. We take off on I
Speaker 1: swear it was a freaking jog we had. We had
Speaker 1: to have one hundred pounds of gear on, so we
Speaker 1: were carrying extra ammo. We were going to the range
Speaker 1: to shoot, and it was brutal, and guys start dropping
Speaker 1: like flies. They just start falling out and falling out
Speaker 1: and falling out. And I'm watching my guys, my boots,
Speaker 1: they're dropping like flies. I'm thinking, oh gosh, and I'm
Speaker 1: dying myself. But I'm thinking this sucks. It looks terrible
Speaker 1: for me. My guys are dropping out, and so the company. Gunny,
Speaker 1: he's a high ranking NCO staff. NCO. Just know that
Speaker 1: he's a huge He's very important, and he can destroy
Speaker 1: your life. Happens to be right beside me at the time.
Speaker 1: He normally walks up and down the formation as you're
Speaker 1: humping along. He happens to be right beside me at
Speaker 1: the time. I didn't see him. My guy started falling out.
Speaker 1: Now we were wearing flat jackets, bulletproof ess. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you ever see a flat jacket, a modern day one,
Speaker 1: if you ever see it from the back, you will
Speaker 1: notice there's a handle at the top of the back,
Speaker 1: at the base of the neck, top of the back,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to put it. A handle. Why, Chris said,
Speaker 1: that's you can drag wounded men off the battlefield easily.
Speaker 1: You reach in and grab that handle, you can drag
Speaker 1: someone off. So that's the reason the handle was there.
Speaker 1: My guy starts to fall out right beside me. I'm
Speaker 1: wanting him to finish. I was trying to be nice,
Speaker 1: and so I reach over and I grabbed this handle.
Speaker 1: That's up there and I give him a push. I
Speaker 1: didn't know how done he really was because I gave
Speaker 1: him a push with all this gear on his back.
Speaker 1: All he went forward, the upper half of him did.
Speaker 1: His feet may as well have been drilled into the ground.
Speaker 1: Sound I pushed, And think how badly this looked. I
Speaker 1: pushed and I'm still as he starts to push over.
Speaker 1: I then am trying to hold him because I can
Speaker 1: feel him falling over and I don't want to smash
Speaker 1: his face in the ground. However, think of how that
Speaker 1: looks to the company Gunny right beside me. It looked
Speaker 1: like I basically face bombed him into the desert floor
Speaker 1: and he starts screaming at me, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Gunny, and I go ahead, push on. I
Speaker 1: got in so much trouble for that when they almost
Speaker 1: demoted me. They've threatened to write me up for that. Hope.
Speaker 1: They thought I basically abused the kid and I wasn't
Speaker 1: allowed to touch him anyway. I was trying to be nice.
Speaker 1: It goes to show what you get for trying to
Speaker 1: be nice. Hi, Jesse, I love the dog discussion. On Friday,
Speaker 1: my husband was stationed at Kurtland, and we had to
Speaker 1: live in the dumpster fire of albu Querque. I like Albuquerque,
Speaker 1: Albuquerque US first place. Every papaas clears you've never even
Speaker 1: spent any time there. I like albuc You've been warm
Speaker 1: maybe anyway. I guess this lady didn't like it. Said
Speaker 1: she had a fourteen month old and a six month
Speaker 1: and she was six months brayedant. Oh that's tough. She
Speaker 1: was alone at the park and her dog, with her
Speaker 1: baby and a dog when a gang bang gangbanger sauntered
Speaker 1: over to where we were. As soon as he got close,
Speaker 1: my shepherd positioned himself between us and started to growl.
Speaker 1: I heard the losers say, oh, not with the dog there.
Speaker 1: This is a good old fashioned pound shepherd with no training.
Speaker 1: I have no doubt he saved us that day. Thanks
Speaker 1: for all you do, ladies. A dog all right. A
Speaker 1: couple of things on that one. I have a little
Speaker 1: story about that as well, something similar to that. Not
Speaker 1: with a dog too. Your dog does take care of you.
Speaker 1: He does take care of your dog too. As the
Speaker 1: great doctor Dennis Black of Rough Greens always says, dog
Speaker 1: food is dead food. I'm not ripping on your dog's food.
Speaker 1: We feed. Look, it's not like we feed Fred some
Speaker 1: fancy steak dinner every night. He has dog foods like
Speaker 1: yours does. But he needs more, all right. He needs vitamins,
Speaker 1: he needs antioxidants, he needs health plus, he used to
Speaker 1: puke all over the freaking place. Get some rough Greens. Man.
Speaker 1: It's not new food. You just pour it on the food.
Speaker 1: It's just a supplement for your dog to have the
Speaker 1: nutrients he needs. Are you f f by the way,
Speaker 1: and he's handing out a free bag. You get this
Speaker 1: free Jumpstart trial bag and tell me your dog isn't healthier.
Speaker 1: My dog doesn't even get ear infections anymore. Go to
Speaker 1: rough Greens dot com slash jesse for a free bag.
Speaker 1: All you pays the shipping. Where's the loss in that
Speaker 1: rough Greens dot com slash jesse. Take care of your puppy.
Speaker 1: They take care of you. And again, ladies, especially you
Speaker 1: ladies who live alone or our loans. He's a way
Speaker 1: at work. Consider a dog. Consider a dog of decent size. Please,
Speaker 1: I'm not ripping on your little rat dog. Keep your
Speaker 1: rat dog, get a big dog to go with him.
Speaker 1: Get yourself a decent sized dog. It doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be some rotwiler that's gonna eat your face off, although
Speaker 1: Rotwilers are actually great dogs. I love. It. Doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be a big scary dog. Get a big dog,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, I have my own little story
Speaker 1: about the gang banger thing, and then a band on
Speaker 1: gas stoves, hang on, and it is the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a Monday. Chris is a dirty liar. Before
Speaker 1: we get to the gas thing, I feel like Chris
Speaker 1: has been dishonest. So you know I've been very honest
Speaker 1: with you that the hair is definitely going and the
Speaker 1: eyes are definitely going. I fought it for years, and
Speaker 1: finally I couldn't read the time on the stove on
Speaker 1: the clock on the stove on the clock and the oven.
Speaker 1: I couldn't read the time on the oven in the
Speaker 1: kitchen anymore from across the kitchen, and I knew probably
Speaker 1: time to get checked out. And now I have glasses.
Speaker 1: Actually I had two pair of glasses that I need
Speaker 1: to be clear. You've never seen me in them, and
Speaker 1: you never will. One pair is for watching TV because
Speaker 1: the TV was getting blurry. The other pair they gave
Speaker 1: me some shades of sunglasses. There were prescription I used
Speaker 1: those for driving down to Houston. I need to clarify.
Speaker 1: It was five hundred dollars for two pairs of glasses.
Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars. So I recently busted out my car
Speaker 1: shades because I needed to see road signs a little clearer.
Speaker 1: I guess that's important. And one of the lenses falls
Speaker 1: right out of them and I looked and the shades
Speaker 1: are busted. Well, I'm I'm not spending another two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars. So I've been driving half blind for
Speaker 1: a couple weeks now, and I'm getting the hang of it.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm getting the hang of it. That's one.
Speaker 1: But I know you remember when I confess these things
Speaker 1: to you on the show. I know you remember when
Speaker 1: Chris Chris got thought it was so funny that I
Speaker 1: was going blind. Ah ha ha. He lived it up
Speaker 1: with you when you sent your hurtful emails in the
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show, Doc four Eyed Jesse and
Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder Jesse and Blind Jesse. I remember all the oh,
Speaker 1: I remember I believe one person called me Helen Keller,
Speaker 1: which is really not very nice. You're not very nice.
Speaker 1: And Chris thought all those were so funny. Well, I've
Speaker 1: noticed something recently. You see, I have to wear headphones
Speaker 1: when I do radio. I hate that, but I do.
Speaker 1: It's not to hear myself. I love hearing myself. It's
Speaker 1: to hear anything Chris has to say to me, or
Speaker 1: Michael has to say to me. So I have to
Speaker 1: have headphones in. But I hate those big, stupid ones
Speaker 1: that go over your head and over your ears. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It just bothers me. Shut up, Chris, it
Speaker 1: bothers me. So I got these ones that are their
Speaker 1: bone conduction. They sound fancier than they are. They're really cheap,
Speaker 1: and get them on Amazon. Their bone conduction. They go
Speaker 1: over your ears and nothing goes in your ear. They
Speaker 1: kind of rest on the bone on the outside. It
Speaker 1: goes in your ear, all right. But you can definitely
Speaker 1: see them, Michael, can you see the headphones? Don't tell
Speaker 1: lies Michael anyway, you can see them. He's no matter.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter that Chris and Michael are filthy liars.
Speaker 1: Chris repeatedly keeps asking if I have my headphones in.
Speaker 1: Chris is only about maybe ten feet away from me,
Speaker 1: ten feet fifteen. The only reason Chris wouldn't know if
Speaker 1: I have headphones in is if Chris's eyes are going too.
Speaker 1: Now that leads me to this. So I was naturally
Speaker 1: mocking Chris for his blind worthlessness. And Chris said, when
Speaker 1: he does have to get classes, he's going to get
Speaker 1: contacts and never tell me because he thinks I'll be
Speaker 1: mean about it. I think that's dishonest. You know what
Speaker 1: else is dishonest? Destroying people's livelihoods. US Safety Agency to
Speaker 1: consider a ban on gas stoves amid health fears. The
Speaker 1: US Consumer Products Safety Commission plans to take action to
Speaker 1: address pollution, which can cause health and respiratory problems. Quote.
Speaker 1: Any option is on the table. Products that can't be
Speaker 1: made safe can be banned. It is funny how every
Speaker 1: single part of the American Communists agenda, well every communists agenda.
Speaker 1: But let's focus on our communists for the time being. Remember,
Speaker 1: communism takes different forms everywhere it goes. Communism in China
Speaker 1: looked way different than it did in the Soviet Union.
Speaker 1: It looked way different in Cambodia. It adjusts based on
Speaker 1: which which malcontents it has to appeal to in any society,
Speaker 1: it just always does. So our malcontents. They aren't the
Speaker 1: urban poor of the Soviet Union, they're not the rural
Speaker 1: poor of China. We have different groups of malcontents here,
Speaker 1: feminists who watch the view every day and eat. We
Speaker 1: have the quote civil rights in nonsense, the LGBTQ air force, nutters,
Speaker 1: the climate change those are our malcontents. So those are
Speaker 1: other people our communists appealed to. But isn't it interesting
Speaker 1: that every single part of communism involves killing you or
Speaker 1: destroying things that make you happy? Isn't that funny? No
Speaker 1: matter what it is, no, no, no, no no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no, you can stay you just you can't drive
Speaker 1: a car, you can't eat meat, you can't cook on
Speaker 1: your gas cooktop. You can't do this, you can't do that,
Speaker 1: you can't do and now, let me think about it,
Speaker 1: there's about six billion too many people on the planet.
Speaker 1: You also can't live anymore. Isn't it interesting how every
Speaker 1: single part of it is about making you miserable? I
Speaker 1: thought that was interesting. Speaking of which, Mars the candy
Speaker 1: company to offer all female M and m's for a
Speaker 1: limited time to honor successful women all over the world.
Speaker 1: Apparently they're only going to include the green, brown and
Speaker 1: purple candy coated chocolates. I really don't have anything to
Speaker 1: add here, But since when did the green eminem become
Speaker 1: a chick eminem? Green is a dude's color, and the
Speaker 1: brown one, too, Brown is a man's color. They can't
Speaker 1: take that from us, what, Chris, They've not always been chicks,
Speaker 1: have they? That's a lie, Michael. They have what which
Speaker 1: one's new? The purple one? Yeah, the purple one just
Speaker 1: Scott here. Why don't you trout her out for the
Speaker 1: all female thing? I don't think those other ones have
Speaker 1: always been chicks, Chris, I think you're a dirty liar.
Speaker 1: Journalist loses her job after reporting about abuse allegations in
Speaker 1: West Virginia's foster care and psychiatric facilities. I am going
Speaker 1: to simply mention this. This is uncomfortable because there are
Speaker 1: so many foster families that are angels out there. I've
Speaker 1: known them. They are taking, constantly taking in these kids.
Speaker 1: Many of these kids have problems, it's not their fault,
Speaker 1: and they're constantly taking them in. And then they fall
Speaker 1: in love with these kids. You know they want to,
Speaker 1: but the kids are coming and they're going, and it's
Speaker 1: an awful situation. You're splitting up brother and sister. It's
Speaker 1: a really, really tough situation. However, there are many people
Speaker 1: in the foster care industry who are in there for
Speaker 1: very nefarious reasons. And I'm just going to tell you
Speaker 1: a little story. It was actually a fiction, totally a
Speaker 1: fiction book. I read fiction. I need to stress this
Speaker 1: was a fiction book. In this book, the foster care
Speaker 1: of a particular state, the foster care system was used
Speaker 1: by the wealthy and powerful people within that state. It
Speaker 1: was used as a child trafficking I'll leave it that way,
Speaker 1: a child trafficking source. You see, when you have these
Speaker 1: kids that I don't want to say, no one wants.
Speaker 1: That's totally not fair of those freaking kids. When you
Speaker 1: have these kids that don't have mom waiting for him
Speaker 1: to come home, dad waiting for him to come home,
Speaker 1: terrible situations. These kids don't have anyone to look out
Speaker 1: for them, and wealthy, powerful people who love to abuse
Speaker 1: kids in various ways, they love finding a source for
Speaker 1: kids like that. And so I do find it interesting
Speaker 1: that a journalist reported on the rampant abuse of West
Speaker 1: Virginia's foster care and psychiatric facilities and she was let
Speaker 1: go from her job. Huh. That is interesting, isn't it.
Speaker 1: And you're gonna have to forgive me. But I can't help.
Speaker 1: But wonder how many children out there, Maybe some listen
Speaker 1: to the sound of my voice, but right now are
Speaker 1: in the West Virginia foster care system, and they're being
Speaker 1: abused terribly by wealthy, powerful people who will have a
Speaker 1: journalist fired nobody else finds out. And I want you
Speaker 1: to listen to me. If maybe you're one of those abusers,
Speaker 1: Hell is gonna find you one day, all right, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hot, all right, all right? The Irs
Speaker 1: and Jimmy fallon and then headlines I didn't get to
Speaker 1: and man alive. We have a lot before we get
Speaker 1: to that. Let's get to this. Let's get to your feet.
Speaker 1: There are three things you know what they are? Three
Speaker 1: things you never sure change yourself on. You're betting you
Speaker 1: spend a third of your life in bed. Your toilet paper.
Speaker 1: I just added that one, Chris, I actually add the
Speaker 1: toilet paper is not part of the list. Okay, stop
Speaker 1: your tires. People always go cheap on the tires. Now
Speaker 1: these were cheaper. No, no, no no, no. Your whole family's
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Speaker 1: goes on your feet. Anything that goes on your feet.
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Speaker 1: a four layer design inside and out. You can wear
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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. I'll be back
Speaker 1: tomorrow and then the next day, and the next day,
Speaker 1: and the next day and the next day. But I
Speaker 1: think the next day Saturday. But you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'll be here all week on the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: You can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.
Speaker 1: A couple of things here. One I saw this and
Speaker 1: this stuff confuses me. We're gonna get to headlines. I
Speaker 1: didn't get to here in a couple of minutes. Just
Speaker 1: bear with me a second, NBC executives, This is from
Speaker 1: Radar Online regret paying Jimmy Fallon an eighty million dollar
Speaker 1: contract extension. As Fox News is, Greg Guttfeld beats Tonight's
Speaker 1: show soundly in the ratings. They paid him eighty million
Speaker 1: dollars for five years. And here's why this confuses me.
Speaker 1: It's it's not the money aspect of it. What confuses
Speaker 1: me is this, you know what the show was worth.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I see this all the time. Here's
Speaker 1: why I see this. I see this in sports a lot.
Speaker 1: I see this in media a lot, where you have
Speaker 1: these huge contracts that we all look at and go,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, eighty million dollars, that wouldn't be too bad.
Speaker 1: What and there are these eye popping numbers, and then
Speaker 1: you see a year later, two years later, management isn't
Speaker 1: happy with the deal, the owner isn't happy with the deal. Well,
Speaker 1: let me explain something to you very clearly, shows, whether
Speaker 1: they be radio shows, TV shows, shows are not charities.
Speaker 1: Even the Jesse Kelly Show. This is not a charity.
Speaker 1: You can consume it for free, and I'm glad it
Speaker 1: will always be that way, by the way, I'm glad
Speaker 1: you can. But shows you consume for free are not charities.
Speaker 1: They're supported by advertising, meeting advertisers will pay to be
Speaker 1: on the show. This is stuff you know, right, and
Speaker 1: stuff you know you know about the time and thought
Speaker 1: we put into ours. By the way, I should note, Chris,
Speaker 1: I did reject that other one from today. By the way,
Speaker 1: thank you for your work. Chris does a lot of
Speaker 1: the digging now. When we have advertisers who want advertise,
Speaker 1: we go. We have to do a deep dive, right,
Speaker 1: because we don't trust anything anymore anyway. You know shows
Speaker 1: that that you will consume for free or supported by advertising.
Speaker 1: So what does that mean in the end, At the end,
Speaker 1: it means this a show. You know what the show
Speaker 1: is worth. It's not a mystery. It's not up in
Speaker 1: the air. It's not like it's not like M and
Speaker 1: m's speaking of M and m's. It's not like Eminem's
Speaker 1: throwing an M and M logo and a sponsorship on
Speaker 1: a NASCAR car. You know that's worth something, but you
Speaker 1: can't put a dollar figure on it. You don't know
Speaker 1: they've tried forever to try to figure out how much
Speaker 1: that's worth. You don't know, but it's worth something. You
Speaker 1: know exactly what Jimmy Fallon Show is worth, but you
Speaker 1: know exactly what Jesse the Jesse Kelly Show was worth.
Speaker 1: It's not mysterious. You have the numbers. They come in
Speaker 1: at the end of the year. Do we make any
Speaker 1: money at all? Many shows do not, by the way,
Speaker 1: and if you make that a trend, then you go
Speaker 1: bye bye. But do we make any money at all?
Speaker 1: Okay we did, or we didn't. Okay, we made money? Okay,
Speaker 1: how much money did we make? Okay, the company made
Speaker 1: this much money? How much money can we afford to
Speaker 1: give to the host? That's really what it is. It's
Speaker 1: not more complicated than that. It's just like your business.
Speaker 1: If you run a little sandwich shop or whatever that's
Speaker 1: you see what kind of money you have coming in,
Speaker 1: When you find out what you have left over after
Speaker 1: all everything's been paid and whatnot, then you figure out
Speaker 1: what you can pay yourself. It's it's it's not complicated.
Speaker 1: So what I don't understand is you have these huge
Speaker 1: organizations like NBC putting clowns like this on the air.
Speaker 1: That was Alpha Ben Delta Ben Omar context. But this
Speaker 1: latest Bryan might be the one five another random woman
Speaker 1: nineteen as a rise. It's strain. Yeah, Chris, I feel
Speaker 1: ashamed for him too. I hear you there that that
Speaker 1: isn't okay. Well, that's embarrassing and it's not making money.
Speaker 1: It's not bringing in revenue people turned to channel. Therefore
Speaker 1: advertisers won't pay as much for the show. Therefore the
Speaker 1: show wasn't worth as much. But how is any of
Speaker 1: that a surprise? I will never have any sympathy for it,
Speaker 1: like I do the same thing with sports teams. Oh,
Speaker 1: we signed this thirty nine year old pitcher for a
Speaker 1: ten year contract. We're three hundred million dollars. Then three
Speaker 1: years later, whoa, He's not worth this at all? Really
Speaker 1: are you shocked by that? Couldn't happen to a better
Speaker 1: company than NBC, BARF another one of these garbage companies.
Speaker 1: You should you should change the channel. Remember, put your
Speaker 1: money where your morals are as much as you can.
Speaker 1: I know there are limitations, Chris. Isn't the college football
Speaker 1: National Championship tonight? I think you have no idea? Chris?
Speaker 1: Could you please get more up on the sports. Where's Michael?
Speaker 1: Get Michael in here? I bet he'll know. Isn't the
Speaker 1: college football National Championships? It is? Thank you, Michael, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Could you please inform Chris if these things from now on?
Speaker 1: Please anyway? I know you're going to tune into a
Speaker 1: channel you don't like to watch it if that's your thing.
Speaker 1: I know wherever we can we put our money where
Speaker 1: our morals are all right? Now, where do you have
Speaker 1: your cell phone service? I'll get to headlines in a second.
Speaker 1: But that money comes out probably automatically every month. Where's
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Speaker 1: here's a headline. You know the thing, headlines we didn't
Speaker 1: get to you. Corporate Kingdom DeSantis backed Land to take
Speaker 1: control of Disney's land is announced. That's anti communism, that's aggression.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to see all the people on the right. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not consummar with that. That's not who we are.
Speaker 1: Kentucky joins growing movement to blacklist EESG banks. We've been
Speaker 1: saying for a long time, Red states joining together to
Speaker 1: go after this ESG stuff to create parallel economies. It
Speaker 1: is the way the way we will overcome a lot
Speaker 1: of this corporate communism. That's outstanding. Jim Jordan to chair
Speaker 1: Weaponization of Government Select Committee. Just want to remind you
Speaker 1: once again that that host you listen to or watch
Speaker 1: on TV that for the last week has wind about
Speaker 1: the twenty holdouts. He's going to cheer this committee on
Speaker 1: when Jim Jordan goes along. You would have never had
Speaker 1: this committee if that host would have got their way.
Speaker 1: Just remember that Joe Biden's border visit only lasted three
Speaker 1: hours and it was two years too late. Well that's good.
Speaker 1: We don't want them down there any longer to screw
Speaker 1: everything else up. January sixth, Committee releases social Security numbers
Speaker 1: of Trump officials and their allies. I'll never forget reading
Speaker 1: the book Wise Guy. You know the movie Goodfellas, Wise Guys,
Speaker 1: the name of the book that he wrote, that where
Speaker 1: they made the movie off of the book. And I
Speaker 1: remember reading in the book him saying I was so
Speaker 1: scared to come forward, not because I thought they would
Speaker 1: catch me, but because the cops the government was so
Speaker 1: careless with my information. I found out about an informant
Speaker 1: one time because the cop just left the papers on
Speaker 1: the desk and I looked over and read the guy's
Speaker 1: name right there. The government is the worst. Hey, at
Speaker 1: least they haven't been collecting our data for years. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have more fun tomorrow. I had fun tonight, Chris.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. Well, I don't really don't
Speaker 1: care about you, but I had fun. I hope the
Speaker 1: audience had fun as well. Remember you can email me
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com, download the podcast
Speaker 1: if you missed a single minute of the fun, and
Speaker 1: we will do it again tomorrow. All right, that's all