WEBVTT - Hour 3: Forced March 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:09.079 It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour now of 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:12.360 The Jesse Kelly Show. Monday has phone by. This week 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.960 is flying by already, Chris. I think it's a wonderful Monday, 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:18.560 a wonderful Monday. And they know what, Chris, I don't 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:22.079 like your attitude about this Monday. I'm sensing an attitude 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:25.799 over there that you I know, you don't do Mondays. 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:30.280 You don't do Mondays, you don't do mornings, Chris, have 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:33.720 you ever considered the possibility that we have to do 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:36.280 what management tells us to do? Remember this, I don't 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:40.360 own the show. What if they what if? What if 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:44.080 they move us to mornings? You're not gonna survive, buddy, 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:47.239 You're not gonna survive. You won't be alive, Chris. If 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:51.080 if we have to show up here, oh my gosh, 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.320 I'm gonna have to carry the load. Not that I'm 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:58.720 not already. I'm out of here now. Don't worry, Chris. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.760 We're not going anywhere. No, no, I was just joking. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.360 Don't worry. We're not going anywhere. We'll be right here 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.960 on your drive home or actually, I guess a lot 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.120 of people listen the next day or your drive to work, 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:11.280 still all right, I have to get to something. I 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:12.679 have a couple of things. I'm gonna get to some 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.400 emails and whatnot before I get to the cutting off 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:19.640 of gas and female m and m's and some other stuff. 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:26.280 Ann Arbor, that's in Michigan. It's a dirty, filthy town 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.160 with this despicable university. And it not going to go 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:33.880 into all the details anyway. Ann Arbor schools mandate masks 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:39.680 for two weeks now right about now, you're probably mad 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.280 or your rolling your eyes. You're thinking, what that's ridiculous. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.480 You know what I did when I read that headline, 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:51.680 I laughed because I think it's hilarious. You know why 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:56.240 I laughed. You know why I think it's hilarious. One 0:01:57.080 --> 0:02:00.120 the state of Michigan, which is, honestly, as much as 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:04.120 I despised that filthy university, the state of Michigan really 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.040 is a very cool state. Been fishing up there and 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:07.640 stuff like that, because I used to live in Ohio. 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:14.239 It's a beautiful state. And they have destroyed that state. 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:21.680 And when COVID rolled around, Governor Ratchett of Michigan chose 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:25.280 to become one of the worst tyrants in the United 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.640 States of America. Andrew Cuomo gets all the attention for 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:32.520 murdering fifteen thousand New Yorkers with his policies. Governor Ratchett 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:35.760 was doing the same stuff in Michigan. And she abused 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.960 her people and abused her businesses, and abused all these 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:43.120 kids in school after school, after school. Two years of 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:47.760 abuse from her, and at the end of that two years, Michiganders. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.839 I don't think Michiganders Michigan. I think they call it Michiganders. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.840 I don't know. I'm from Ohio, not that dirty state. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:59.280 Any Seriously, Michiganders promptly went out to the pools and 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:05.360 overwhelmingly voted her back into office and voted in a 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:11.800 Democrat supermajority in both houses of the legislature. So we've 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:15.040 had this talk before. I probably shouldn't be this way. 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:19.280 Maybe this is spiteful, Jesse. I don't know. I probably 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:26.200 shouldn't be this way, but I think it's hilarious. You know, 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.880 I think it's hilarious. One because I'm a bad person. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:33.560 But two stupid people are real. You know this, You've 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:35.600 dealt with them in your life. Stupid people were real 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.880 and as nice and soft as this society has become. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:43.520 We love to imagine that we should just accept the 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:47.080 stupid person, or the stupid person will just wake up 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:52.080 one day, But the truth is that's not reality. The 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:56.680 only chance, almost always, the only chance you have to 0:03:56.840 --> 0:04:00.840 make a stupid person smart is for that stupid person 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:05.720 to feel all the pain that comes from their inherent stupidity, 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:10.720 and maybe eventually they'll be under such pain, such suffering, 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.040 that they will wake up one day and say, man, 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:16.960 I'm stupid and it was all my stupidity that brought 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:20.279 us here. I'll stop being stupid now, and then they'll 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:24.039 be smart. The only way to help a stupid person 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.680 is to allow that idiot to feel the effects of 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:32.320 his stupidity. So when Michiganders get locked down again, and 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:36.800 they will, when little Aidan, Jaden and Braden in school 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:40.240 have to put on masks again, and they will, when 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:44.760 schools get shut down in blue places like Michigan and 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.200 parents all of a sudden have to homeschool again. I 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.000 have to take time off of work. My kid is stressed. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.760 I am going to love it, and I'm going to 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:57.240 love it because you had a chance in the very beginning. 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.039 Maybe I'll give you. Maybe I gave you a shot, 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.760 but you had a chance, you experience two years of misery. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.839 And at the end of the time that two years, 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.680 you promptly went to the polls and said, whoa more 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:10.479 of that, baby, So more of it you're gonna get, 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:14.839 and you're gonna get it over and over and over 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:18.279 and over again. And if you're a Michigander listening to 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:20.920 the sound of my voice and you keep voting Democrat, 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:27.560 I want you to know you're stupid. And everyone in 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:30.920 your state now they all have to pay for how 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:33.080 stupid you are. See, that's the problem when you're a 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:37.200 stupid voter. It's not just your stupidity hurting yourself. Your 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:42.240 stupidity actually hurts everybody. You have weapons great stupidity, really, 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.919 it's nuclear level. And look, and I'm not gonna be 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:48.440 nice to you. Know how much I care for older 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:50.520 people too. I'm gonna look at you right now too, 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:54.160 because there are so many of them in Michigan, older Democrats, Oh, 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:57.479 blue collar Democrats. I'm a union guy, and you go 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:00.440 vote Democrat every time because that's where I've always done. 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:06.200 That's what Daddy did too. Guess what, you're stupid And 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:09.520 as your state gets destroyed. I want you to know 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:12.120 you did it, okay, so don't blame no, no, no, no, 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.480 this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna blame this 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:18.279 specific politician or no, I wouldn't have done it this way. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.120 No no no, no, no, no, nope, nope nope. You voted 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:25.720 for it time and time and time again. Whenever you 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:29.640 see a kid masked, Whenever you see substance abuse numbers 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:33.720 going up, alcohol abuse numbers going up, spousal abuse numbers 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:36.800 going up, child abuse numbers going up. Whenever you see 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:40.120 the businesses shutting down, when you see the people start 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:43.159 leaving your state, the tax revenue going down, so your 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.560 taxes going up, whenever you see the crime going by. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:50.039 All these things, I want you whenever you see them 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:53.360 and you get mad, I want you to go grab 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.240 a mirror. It's almost always want in the bathroom. Want 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:56.520 you to go to the bathroom and look in that 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.680 mirror and look at it, look at it closely, and 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:04.159 say it's your fault, because it is, because your idiocy 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:08.520 is it's killing everybody, and I'm thrilled about it. I 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:10.800 didn't want you to have to experience pain. I don't 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.720 want you to have to experience that. But I don't 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.680 know of another way to wake you up. So, like 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:18.520 I've talked, I've talked about this before when it comes 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.240 to crime in big cities. We were talking about it 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:24.280 when it comes to New York not long ago that 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.920 I've run out of mercy for the New York Democrat 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:32.800 who continues to vote Democrat. I don't have any mercy 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:36.680 left when you get mugged, I don't. Oh no, my 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.800 sister got assaulted on the way home. You tell me 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.800 how you vote before I tell you how much I care. Oh, 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:46.760 your sister got assaulted. Man, that's terrible. Oh multi ten fellon, 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.520 that's terrible. Hey, who who'd you vote for in the 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:54.680 last election. Oh? Oh, you voted for Eric Adams and Alvanbragg. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.440 Oh cool, it's your fault. I don't care. That's how 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:00.400 it's going to go from now on. Until the people 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:05.760 experience the pain of their stupidity, nothing gets better. Speaking 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.320 of pain, Jesse, I enjoyed your story about the long 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:12.120 walk with the rucksack. Some finish and some don't. Reminded 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.920 me of nineteen seventy Ranger School. There was a one 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:18.040 legged Ranger staff sergeant driving behind the gago in an 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:21.040 Army Dodge pick up. If you fell out, the truck 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.720 picked you up, never to be seen in ranger school again. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.360 On one of these runs, you could help your buddy, 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:29.360 and some you couldn't. If you help the buddy but 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.360 didn't make the time, you receive twenty five bad points, 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:36.120 hard to overcome, but the truck didn't get you. I 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:41.360 actually have a little story about that. So we were 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:43.920 by the way. We're talking about helping your buddy. Let 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.360 me explain. When you go on these long we called 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.360 them humps in the Marine Corps, but forced marches or 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.800 whatever they are, You're always carrying a ton of weight. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.400 You're not out for a hike. Just give me a 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:56.200 walking stick. You have all kinds of weight and things 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.760 like that on you, and a weight requirements. They will 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:02.880 check your pack before sometimes they'll weigh it. Your pack 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.800 asked to weigh a lot and then like for me, 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:07.960 I was in weapons petun, so not only did I 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:10.839 have my M sixteen like all the regular infantry guys did, 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.640 I had various pieces of mortar equipment I would have 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.280 to strap to myself and carry, and so would all 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:18.480 the guys in our patun have you machine guns. We 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:21.720 just had various pieces of equipment out there. And when 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.400 you go out on these humps, you're not allowed to 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.480 fall out or you're getting very very very deep trouble. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.400 You don't fall in more than the trouble, the pride 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:32.079 that the looking like a I can't say that, looking 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.160 like a woofs in front of everybody. That's worse than 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:38.440 anything else. So you can't do it now. On most 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.840 of these humps, though, there was a policy in place 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.600 where if someone's fallen out, a buddy's fallen out and 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.160 you're okay and you can do it, you can grab 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:50.640 a piece of his gear and hump extra life. Had 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.640 to do it for my boys before. One of my 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.280 buddies was super super sick and kuwait and he went 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:57.360 on the hump anyway and he wasn't making it. We 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.640 had about two hours left and he was like, Kelly, 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:01.640 I need help. But I had to take extra mortar 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:03.640 equipment and strap it on there, just get him through 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.680 the dagon up. Lots of the time you're allowed to 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.400 do that, and I need to stress this before I 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:12.600 get into my story. Lots of times you're allowed to 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:16.000 push someone along, you get behind them, put a hand 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.120 in their back and try to push them up back 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:23.080 into the formation. Now, that can go wrong, and it 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:26.520 most definitely went wrong for me one time. 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He's a screen baby The Jesse Kelly Show. 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:48.640 It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. I 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.520 think Chris is going blind everyone, So get this. No 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.240 shut up, Chris or you know what. I'll get to 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:54.920 that story in a second. Have to finish my story 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.559 real quick. I was just going over in case you're 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:59.920 just joining us, about how when you're in the Marines, 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.240 if you're on a hump or a force march, you 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:05.400 would know it as oftentimes you're allowed to push somebody 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:09.520 or carry their gear. Well, in Kuwait, they really ramped 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:11.640 everything up, the intensity of everything. So you're getting ready 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:13.960 to go to Iraq, and we were going on this 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:17.400 hump and it wasn't a far one. And let me 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:20.880 clarify something. Whenever they tell you it's not gonna be far, 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.840 remember we go on humps. There were ten miles, fifteen miles. 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:27.920 I think we did a twenty one time. If they 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.800 ever tell you you're going on a hump and it's 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:33.960 going to be two miles, three miles, four miles. You 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:38.040 should probably you should probably just go a wall right there. 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:42.439 And this is why. That means you're basically going to sprint. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.920 The worst, most miserable ones I ever went on are 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:49.280 the short ones. They're trying to kill you. They're attempting 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:51.840 to murder you. And I knew we were doubly in 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.520 trouble for this one because they gathered us up the 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:58.880 night before and they said, you are not allowed or 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:00.839 it's going to be a short one. Don't worry everyone. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:02.760 They actually pulled it. Don't worry. It's gonna be a 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.040 short one. So already everyone who's been in for a while, 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.120 as we where, we're thinking, oh gosh, here we go. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:09.880 And they said, and you're not allowed to help anyone 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:13.040 who falls out. Falling out is when you fall behind. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:16.120 Can't you go anymore? And I thought to myself, well, 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:19.480 wait a minute, I need to be a conspiracy theorist here, 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.280 But if it's so short, why are people going to 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:26.200 fall out? It almost seems like you have bad things 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:30.520 plan for us, and they most definitely did. So keep 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:32.600 in mind I have I'm an order marine and I'm 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.800 an NCO. I'm a corporal. At this point in time, 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.720 and I have marines under me, young marines who were 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:39.719 pretty fresh to the Marines. They were called we called 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.720 them boots. Any new marine is called a boot. You're 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:43.400 a boot if you're a new marine. It's not a 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.520 complimentary term, you should note, but you're a boot. So 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.120 I had boots, and the boots it always takes time 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:51.360 with most of them to get hardened up and get 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:53.440 ready to do this stuff. And so I was used 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.440 to every single hump having to grab some of their 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:57.640 gear and hump it a law or push them a law. 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.679 Come on, buddy, you can do it. Come on, do it. 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:02.240 Or I would use other methods that weren't that nice. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.520 But I'll just stick with that one for now. But 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:08.480 I'm used to doing that. We take off on I 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.480 swear it was a freaking jog we had. We had 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.240 to have one hundred pounds of gear on, so we 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.080 were carrying extra ammo. We were going to the range 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:19.760 to shoot, and it was brutal, and guys start dropping 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.840 like flies. They just start falling out and falling out 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.920 and falling out. And I'm watching my guys, my boots, 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:28.000 they're dropping like flies. I'm thinking, oh gosh, and I'm 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:31.000 dying myself. But I'm thinking this sucks. It looks terrible 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:36.440 for me. My guys are dropping out, and so the company. Gunny, 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:40.320 he's a high ranking NCO staff. NCO. Just know that 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.800 he's a huge He's very important, and he can destroy 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:46.560 your life. Happens to be right beside me at the time. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:48.680 He normally walks up and down the formation as you're 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.360 humping along. He happens to be right beside me at 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:55.920 the time. I didn't see him. My guy started falling out. 0:14:56.280 --> 0:15:00.080 Now we were wearing flat jackets, bulletproof ess. Okay, if 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.160 you ever see a flat jacket, a modern day one, 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.480 if you ever see it from the back, you will 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:09.080 notice there's a handle at the top of the back, 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:10.680 at the base of the neck, top of the back, 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.560 whatever you want to put it. A handle. Why, Chris said, 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:17.640 that's you can drag wounded men off the battlefield easily. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.560 You reach in and grab that handle, you can drag 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:22.000 someone off. So that's the reason the handle was there. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:28.280 My guy starts to fall out right beside me. I'm 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.400 wanting him to finish. I was trying to be nice, 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:37.200 and so I reach over and I grabbed this handle. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:42.360 That's up there and I give him a push. I 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:47.720 didn't know how done he really was because I gave 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:50.640 him a push with all this gear on his back. 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:54.960 All he went forward, the upper half of him did. 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:59.960 His feet may as well have been drilled into the ground. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:05.080 Sound I pushed, And think how badly this looked. I 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:08.560 pushed and I'm still as he starts to push over. 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.560 I then am trying to hold him because I can 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:14.080 feel him falling over and I don't want to smash 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:16.960 his face in the ground. However, think of how that 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:20.600 looks to the company Gunny right beside me. It looked 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:24.680 like I basically face bombed him into the desert floor 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.520 and he starts screaming at me, and I'm like, oh, 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.160 I'm sorry, Gunny, and I go ahead, push on. I 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:33.720 got in so much trouble for that when they almost 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:36.720 demoted me. They've threatened to write me up for that. Hope. 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.120 They thought I basically abused the kid and I wasn't 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.680 allowed to touch him anyway. I was trying to be nice. 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:44.360 It goes to show what you get for trying to 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:47.600 be nice. Hi, Jesse, I love the dog discussion. On Friday, 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.240 my husband was stationed at Kurtland, and we had to 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.440 live in the dumpster fire of albu Querque. I like Albuquerque, 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:57.080 Albuquerque US first place. Every papaas clears you've never even 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.920 spent any time there. I like albuc You've been warm 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.040 maybe anyway. I guess this lady didn't like it. Said 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.160 she had a fourteen month old and a six month 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:08.040 and she was six months brayedant. Oh that's tough. She 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:11.399 was alone at the park and her dog, with her 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:14.280 baby and a dog when a gang bang gangbanger sauntered 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.600 over to where we were. As soon as he got close, 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:19.720 my shepherd positioned himself between us and started to growl. 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:23.280 I heard the losers say, oh, not with the dog there. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.680 This is a good old fashioned pound shepherd with no training. 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:29.440 I have no doubt he saved us that day. Thanks 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:32.480 for all you do, ladies. A dog all right. A 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:34.120 couple of things on that one. I have a little 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.359 story about that as well, something similar to that. Not 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:41.000 with a dog too. Your dog does take care of you. 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:45.600 He does take care of your dog too. As the 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:49.680 great doctor Dennis Black of Rough Greens always says, dog 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:52.960 food is dead food. I'm not ripping on your dog's food. 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.359 We feed. Look, it's not like we feed Fred some 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:57.879 fancy steak dinner every night. He has dog foods like 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:01.320 yours does. But he needs more, all right. He needs vitamins, 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:04.879 he needs antioxidants, he needs health plus, he used to 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:08.120 puke all over the freaking place. Get some rough Greens. Man. 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:10.960 It's not new food. You just pour it on the food. 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:13.320 It's just a supplement for your dog to have the 0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:16.760 nutrients he needs. Are you f f by the way, 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.800 and he's handing out a free bag. You get this 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:22.760 free Jumpstart trial bag and tell me your dog isn't healthier. 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.919 My dog doesn't even get ear infections anymore. Go to 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:29.560 rough Greens dot com slash jesse for a free bag. 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:32.600 All you pays the shipping. Where's the loss in that 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:37.399 rough Greens dot com slash jesse. Take care of your puppy. 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:40.639 They take care of you. And again, ladies, especially you 0:18:40.760 --> 0:18:43.120 ladies who live alone or our loans. He's a way 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:48.359 at work. Consider a dog. Consider a dog of decent size. Please, 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:50.320 I'm not ripping on your little rat dog. Keep your 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:52.520 rat dog, get a big dog to go with him. 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:54.840 Get yourself a decent sized dog. It doesn't have to 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:57.680 be some rotwiler that's gonna eat your face off, although 0:18:57.720 --> 0:18:59.720 Rotwilers are actually great dogs. I love. It. Doesn't have 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:01.760 to be a big scary dog. Get a big dog, 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:03.920 all right, all right, I have my own little story 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.000 about the gang banger thing, and then a band on 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:20.679 gas stoves, hang on, and it is the Jesse Kelly 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:26.399 Show on a Monday. Chris is a dirty liar. Before 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:28.960 we get to the gas thing, I feel like Chris 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:31.320 has been dishonest. So you know I've been very honest 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:37.119 with you that the hair is definitely going and the 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:39.639 eyes are definitely going. I fought it for years, and 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:42.359 finally I couldn't read the time on the stove on 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:45.119 the clock on the stove on the clock and the oven. 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:46.720 I couldn't read the time on the oven in the 0:19:46.800 --> 0:19:49.720 kitchen anymore from across the kitchen, and I knew probably 0:19:49.760 --> 0:19:53.639 time to get checked out. And now I have glasses. 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:57.119 Actually I had two pair of glasses that I need 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:59.320 to be clear. You've never seen me in them, and 0:19:59.400 --> 0:20:03.480 you never will. One pair is for watching TV because 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:06.680 the TV was getting blurry. The other pair they gave 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:11.560 me some shades of sunglasses. There were prescription I used 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.800 those for driving down to Houston. I need to clarify. 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:19.440 It was five hundred dollars for two pairs of glasses. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:23.760 Five hundred dollars. So I recently busted out my car 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.680 shades because I needed to see road signs a little clearer. 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:30.119 I guess that's important. And one of the lenses falls 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:32.760 right out of them and I looked and the shades 0:20:32.760 --> 0:20:35.800 are busted. Well, I'm I'm not spending another two hundred 0:20:35.800 --> 0:20:38.720 and fifty dollars. So I've been driving half blind for 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:40.919 a couple weeks now, and I'm getting the hang of it. 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:42.800 I feel like I'm getting the hang of it. That's one. 0:20:43.359 --> 0:20:46.200 But I know you remember when I confess these things 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:48.560 to you on the show. I know you remember when 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:52.240 Chris Chris got thought it was so funny that I 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:55.240 was going blind. Ah ha ha. He lived it up 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:57.840 with you when you sent your hurtful emails in the 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:02.320 Jesse at Jesse Kelly show, Doc four Eyed Jesse and 0:21:02.440 --> 0:21:05.760 Stevie Wonder Jesse and Blind Jesse. I remember all the oh, 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:08.280 I remember I believe one person called me Helen Keller, 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:10.440 which is really not very nice. You're not very nice. 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:13.720 And Chris thought all those were so funny. Well, I've 0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:16.400 noticed something recently. You see, I have to wear headphones 0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:18.440 when I do radio. I hate that, but I do. 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:22.400 It's not to hear myself. I love hearing myself. It's 0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:24.399 to hear anything Chris has to say to me, or 0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:26.720 Michael has to say to me. So I have to 0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:29.480 have headphones in. But I hate those big, stupid ones 0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:31.399 that go over your head and over your ears. I 0:21:31.400 --> 0:21:33.639 don't know. It just bothers me. Shut up, Chris, it 0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:37.800 bothers me. So I got these ones that are their 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:41.440 bone conduction. They sound fancier than they are. They're really cheap, 0:21:41.480 --> 0:21:44.720 and get them on Amazon. Their bone conduction. They go 0:21:44.920 --> 0:21:47.359 over your ears and nothing goes in your ear. They 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:49.560 kind of rest on the bone on the outside. It 0:21:49.560 --> 0:21:52.600 goes in your ear, all right. But you can definitely 0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:56.480 see them, Michael, can you see the headphones? Don't tell 0:21:56.600 --> 0:22:00.640 lies Michael anyway, you can see them. He's no matter. 0:22:00.800 --> 0:22:03.480 It doesn't matter that Chris and Michael are filthy liars. 0:22:04.080 --> 0:22:08.040